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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the bike handling so fricking shit man, legit keeps the game from becoming an 8.5/10 for me
    Would rate it 7.5/10 imo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Once you master the bike it becomes the best thing in the game. You can jump 30 feet into the air easily and climb over any rock or mountain.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm saying it's not fun to drive not that it's useless anon
        I wasn't expecting Days Gone tier bike handling but it was pretty bad

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          works on my machine

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the vehicle handling is very um, yeah. It is what it is.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you didn't play the game, or are so moronic you can't understand why the game doesn't want you driving around the entire map. Build some fricking roads you lazy Black person.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You fricking homosexual, the bike behaves less like a bike than a fricking GTA VC bike from god knows how many years ago that's not the fricking point

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    MatthewMatosis said it was mid.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I buy the directors cut?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      might as well

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Didn't claim it for free on egs
      It's the only way I even gave this game a shot. I got bored and just never went back to it though. Some aspects of it appealed to me, but others did not. The execution was also janky despite looking nice. A lot of the difficult mechanics are bypassed by just having a vehicle.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Legitimately a much better game if only for added machine gun turrets at MULE camps. In the original it's always simplistic to just steam roll any mule camp, in the directors throughout the whole game you need to take those turrets seriously or you'll get shredded. Lots of neat other stuff as well like cargo catapults.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why even bother with mule camps though? They generally have jackshit

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you really not build and maintain the roads? How many likes do you even have homie?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not rocket punching every single terrorist scum you see
          ngmi

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Rocket punch
            >Not drop kicking
            Gay

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Rocket punch
            >Not drop kicking
            Gay

            Does Norman Reedus yell "ROCKET PUNCH!" like Kiefer Sutherland does in MGSV?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Regular mules are not terrorists, just morons

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Rocket punch
            >Not drop kicking
            Gay

            why not both

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          T3 up keep. If you're deep in the game, day in and day out. Your stuff starts to decay pretty quick. Roads, rain shelters, ziplines, etc. Not to mention raiding them in silly ways is fun.

          Also its fun to grab other players dropped shit and bring it back.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has a few essential changes like letting you use floating cargo containers on ziplines which helps the endgame not be fricking awful.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    at putting me to sleep.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d like it a lot more if it wasn’t for all the UI. That really pissed me off.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Still no mod to add back in the Monster Energy drink can skin over the goyslop Bridges Energy
    Seriously how the frick can no one do this?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, true art

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no mods to bring this back on director's cut.
      it's a bummer.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        As the only other anon on this board who shares your feelings... and posting that earlier in this thread even

        >Still no mod to add back in the Monster Energy drink can skin over the goyslop Bridges Energy
        Seriously how the frick can no one do this?

        I decided to check nexusmods to give myself another disappointing attempt at hope and well this happened. https://www.nexusmods.com/deathstranding/mods/36 looks like I can finally fricking try the Director's Cut.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh bro, no,
          i tried that.
          Check out the posts.
          Theres issues with that mod that he hasn't fixed yet.

          It currently doesn't work, and the last time i tested it was around october.

          I managed to get all the achievement for this game and i started around october, and he still hasn't fixed the mod till now lol.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well the dev did post that he is working on fixing/finishing it and that was mid October he made that post. So hold out hope we'll get it around Xmas or earlier.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        As the only other anon on this board who shares your feelings... and posting that earlier in this thread even [...] I decided to check nexusmods to give myself another disappointing attempt at hope and well this happened. https://www.nexusmods.com/deathstranding/mods/36 looks like I can finally fricking try the Director's Cut.

        Monster fricking sucks, how can you even drink it or ask for a fricking ad for it in a game

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It isn't about consumerism it is about the aesthetic it brought. Same drinks so much monster he pisses neon. His fricking water filter magically turns it back into Monster energy drink. He is the ultimate hiker and refuels with lmao Monster™ energy. Unless you are one of those sheep that see product and buy product it really does frick nothing at all negative. If anything it makes the story even funnier because either it takes place in the future from now and that is the only recognizable shit from today and those AMC/ABC ads for a shitty tv show Norman Redus was in when you shower... or there is an alternate universe where basically only those things ever came into fluition. To reiterate your claim yes Monster does suck dick, but so does all energy drinks for that matter. It's a gimmick product to begin with.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So can someone give me the gist for which upscaling to use

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    masterpiece of shit

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy delivering stuff in the game. It's a pretty chill activity.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best game to play if you're struggling with sleep

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you want to sleep just listen to an audio book of some shit you don't want to listen to on YouTube. You'll get bored and turn it off and rest.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    DS is ATS/ETS2 but moronic in all aspects
    I like it

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