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HAHAHAHAHA frick you
Playing or watching american shit in 2020+3 should be a crime
I’m trans btw
>fridge boss
>you better start runnin'
that is some jaw breaking graphics not gonna lie
i think the better term is dropping
I am from reddit btw
corporate viral meme go away
only sane post in this thread stop giving these fricks attention
Why? Keeping up the posts, memes, and overall spite is the only way to keep awareness of these fricks ongoing so less people can buy their next product. It's also fun sometimes.
came to post this, any controversy regarding this game feels so orchestrated
Lmao at all these chuds seething. Y'all need to grow up
>Y'all
Ben Shapiro transitioned? How bad did that gaza shit frick him up?
absolutely mogged by abby
In the future, normies will be able to see how ridiculous this looks
If anything, we're going to have the exact future Demolition Man predicted.
I'm glad I got to watch Demolition Man with Ganker some years ago. I also saw the original Total Recall from the same movie night livestreams and loved it.
nah, beyond the sanitization of all society, Demolition Man is a pretty decent future.
sure that makes it a dystopia, but its so slight and easily recoverable.
where we are going, there will be no simple recovery.
no, the real future for humanity, is "Battle Angel Alita" style future.
By this, I mean, the Elites will craft an entire world you and I won't even get to visually see, quislings will rule over you with technology and authority from the elites who will live in essentially a mega-structure/city/nation that is completely and utterly blackbox'd from the proles.
all you will do, all day, will be to gather the things the Elites need, that will be shipped to them in sterile tubes or other delivery systems, and in return, the Elites don't turn the power and food factories off from remote, they won't have any ill will towards the proles that will live in Junktown, but they will also have zero empathy towards them, this is the inevitability of the current Paradigm taken to its logical end, the Elite have zero interest in ruling over us, they just want to be "more Elite", they've spoken this to us very clearly.
underrated post
>Peter standing Infront of MJ
>Scene cuts and suddenly he's behind her
>Venom punches
>Spiderman is too slow
>MJ is so quick that not only does she scream, she has enough time to jump Infront of her invincible boyfriend
>Peter is pinned under the impossible fridge while mj tries to fight off venom
Face it tiger. You just hit the jackpot
>the impossible fridge
I tried both and this dude was 100% right about the impossible whopper
what you were tasting was flavourings and additives
He wasn't. That effect only lasts for the very first bite and then as soon as you take a second one it's the most vile thing you've ever eaten. Your brain can tell it's fake, your mouth can tell it's fake, and it coats your mouth and throat with this awful film after you swallow any of the burger. I genuinely felt disgusted even giving it a chance the more I ate it.
We can go bigger boys. I want that chin to be able to pound in railroad stakes.
>always on the verge of death but repeatedly baffling Christendom by continuing to live
The Crimson Chin!
only reply that got me, thx anon
>slow to react
Wasn't the point of spiderman getting bitten by the spider is that he gained spider senses?
At least in comics the Spider Sense doesn't work on Venom.
...But Spider Sense is supposed to warn Spidey of stuff that's out of his sight. In that shot, Venom is standing right in front of him with clear view, and Spidey still has his super reflexes. He should have been able to dodge that easily.
She looks like a human female version of uragan
Didn't realize MJ was a descendent of Spanish nobility .
Don’t do Charlie like that.
She looks like if Charles McGill from Better Call Saul decided to transition instead of killing himself.
b***h be looking like Lord Farquaad rn but soon she gon evolve to Thanos levels
This looks like a PS3 era cutscene.
We're moving backwards. Diversity and wokeness are truly grand.
Where's the nega chin, her achnemesis?
>shows MJ slightly behind peter and inching away
>venom atttacks
>suddenly she's beside him with plenty of room to jump in the way
hack writers
Also Peter for some reason being calmed and looking at nothing kek
So Peter doesn't have his powers here, right? That's the only way this makes any sense.
Anon I...
>Peter has the symbiote
Beat the shit out of him
>MJ has the symbiote
Help her free herself
If it's not obvious enough whats going on
It's 2023 and we cannot show a man saving a woman, chud.
>Help Mj save herself
>Thanks for letting me help you, Mj.
>You’re welcome.
Save herself? When you did all the work, do these female writers smoke vapes and that makes you stupid or some shit?
And then everyone clapped
isnt spiderman supposed to be able to like dodge bullets from his reflexes
>Chuds complaining about someone jumping Infront of a loved one to save them
Its clear you have never been in love or had someone love you
But he should have had the reaction time to save her. It's literally one of his abilities.
Is it that hard to just answer a fricking question man? I don't care about muh wokeism or good or bad the writing of this game is, it's a legitimate question. /misc/ brain rot is so fricking absurd, you have holes in your brain and can't even comprehend what's real or not anymore.
Doesn't work when a non fighter takes the bullet for a literal superhero
This, Peter can take being thrown through walls that would kill a normal person 8 times over. He even has a minor healing factor as part of his abilities even it's pretty weak and essentially on the tier of only 10% faster than the fastest a normal person could heal
've pulled him out of the way
've pushed him out of the way
've drag him down to the ground
, do the most counter-intuitive stupid thing of getting in the way
Love, the last refuge of dumbasses. People like you are the reason we literally have to shout "all clear" during defibrillation so you don't get electrocuted
Spiderman and venom aren't real, homosexual
No one would even think rationally if that was real life
Back to your troony discord you go!
Spidey sense doesn't work on Venom
Did they retcon Spidey senses? How come he didn't react?
>Did they retcon Spidey senses? How come he didn't react?
Venom doesn't trigger Spider senses.
You're right, I forgot the symbiote adapts.
It's less the symbiote adapts and more the spider-senses danger and ill-intent. And the Symbiote doesn't hate Peter and what it does is out of love for him. at least that is what it was in the originals.
Wow an actual answer thank you. That makes sense. Thanks for being one of the only people in this thread that isn't mentally handicapped
Doesn't explain why MJ has better reflexes though
Yes I figured even without the spidey senses PP would still be faster. I can chalk that that one up to shit tier storytelling though.
Well not always, in fact in the Ultimate Universe (which this game lifts a lot from) it violently, painfully triggered his spider-sense because the bits of it still inside of his body were trying to get back to the main body. If they stated in the game that it doesnt that's fine, if not it's a pretty big oversight
Even in the mainline comics his clones could still sence Venom and the symbiotes because they were cloned from his genetic material gathered before he bonded to the symbiote
Either way, he doesn't need a spider-sense to dodge an attack from someone right in front of him, that's what his enhanced speed and agility are for. Here's him dodging a similar attack from Carnage, who's faster and stronger than Venom
that doesn't matter, Peter's natural reaction time is many dozens faster than a normal human.
Spider Sense is literal precognition and is seperate from his enhanced reaction time.
ding ding ding
Spider Sense is pete tapping into the temporal nature of being essentially an avatar for a Spider-God, which is possible because of the spider DNA.
the Cosmic Spider-God is Time related, so his slight connection to it, give him brief precognition, allowing him to see the literal future, and avert it, which is more powerful than Peter for the longest time, could know.
being able to change the future is a rare power, as usually, you cannot, you can only make a divergent timeline, Pete's ability lets him change the "set" timeline, same with all Spider People who have this connection.
Post some comic pages saying what you've just said to me or frick off. I've been reading Spidey comics since I could read and I've never heard or seen that in my life
No, it was part of his body for a while and learned the process for his spider-sense triggering and countered it, somehow
That's why the carnage symbiote and all others after it don't trigger his spider-sense even though they detest him, it's genetic memory
they confirmed this like 20+ years ago when the introduced Madam Web, and they doubled down with the Spider-verse comics where its made clear that the Multiverse (divergent timelines) is monitored by a Spider God and is considered to be on a multiversal "web".
616 Pete is considered one of the more favored of this God.
Post some comic pages saying what you've just said to me or frick off
just google Spider Sense, they've confirmed this like 10+ years ago.
How about you google it and post some links, frickboy?
That shit is well known by now but I refuse to accept it. It's fricking moronic. They made all of Pete's animal themed enemies avatars from god themed animals too.
the frick your talking homie. he just have spider aids from a bite.... what the frick god?... jesus chrst comics are really fricking stupid
Does that matter when MJ is still faster than Peter?
Even without spider senses he should be faster than her. Women have shit reaction times.
neither do fridges
I wouldn't be surprised if the devs didn't know this though
>Interview with sweet baby inc writer for Spiderman 2
>Talks about how excited she was to work on this game
>She went and watched a playthrough of Spiderman 1
>A play through
Take a guess what mission she wrote? The one where a blind woman is gifted a pet robot dog by Spiderman after training it with his webs to play and then ganke rewires it to be a seeing eye dog. Now you might be wondering where the fun in this is and that's a great question. There is none. The game is not for people who play but rather those who watch
>sweet baby inc writer
>a what?
>Google it
So got it, they're only picked because of their skin color and politics, have no talent, have no research or knowledge on what they're writing, and the world would simply be a better place without them.
I wish I hadn't purchased the first one, screw Insomniac and anyone supporting these scum bags
True but
>he doesn't need spidersense to see the giant monster standing in his living room
and
>the devs didn't know that anyway
stop it wit the antisemitism you chud
get with the times. isreal and all israelites must burn now, for the sake of palestine.
That's not established in this game though. And even then, Peter is looking right at fricking Venom. He's standing there gawking like an idiot and then gets FRIDGED
The Fridge was working for Venom this whole time.
It was another symbiote
The ‘venom bypasses spider sense’ explanation doesn’t hold water.
Spidey sense is precognition, it warns against sneak attacks or eminent danger.
Bypassing spidey sense does mean you can wind up your attack directly in front of Peter and have him stand there stupefied while he gets launched into the fridge of doom.
>we need MJ to get captured
>but if she gets kidnapped she'll look like a helpless damsel and not a stronk woman
>lets have her have better reaction times than spider-man and take a hit for a literal superhuman that should've split her in half like a toothpick instead, that'll make more sense
>We need MJ to get captured
>Come up with contrived bullshit like a fridge on Spiderman
>We need Mr negative to escape
>Throw him on the roof and somehow he just escapes
>We need a sandman boss fight
>Make it so the man who is literally made of sand is being hunted and is petrified
>We need harry to get the symbiote
>Make Harry the cripple fight Spiderman with his cane and the symbiote gets free that way
>We need a playable venom section but Spiderman is here
>Make it so Spiderman get thrown into the wall and is conveniently asleep the next hour and a half
>We need the heroes to recover the source of the symbiote power, the meteor
>Don't send in the spiderman who can turn invisible and walk on walls, send in Mary Jane
>We need to make kraven really scary and seem intimidating
>Have him kill electro rhino shocker and vulture but it's all off screen and you only find out if you're brain dead enough to walk around as Mary Jane and read computer files
Problem?
This is actually fantastic, it shows how the one selfinserting as MJ obviously want to give a feminist message AND satisfy her damsel in distress fetish she doesnt wanna admit
The double thinking is hilarious
>Make Harry the cripple fight Spiderman with his cane and the symbiote gets free that way
This one really pissed me off. All Harry did was feebly whack the symbiote in the container with his walking cane and apparently that was enough to get the symbiote to break free? Harry didn't even break the container. He just tapped it with his stick. And that was all the symbiote needed to have enough power to break free, even though it didn't do that in any of the time before that.
>We need a playable venom section but Spiderman is here
>Make it so Spiderman get thrown into the wall and is conveniently asleep the next hour and a half
But it was executed better in Ultimate
lmao
>yea Spider Senses (TM) turned off so that muh Mary Jane can react faster than a MALE
i hate modern writing so fricking much
I'm going to tell you something you don't wanna hear. It's relevant, I promise.
I am a complete furhomosexual moron that does furry vore RPs. All that degen shit. I am pretty sure I am one of the 0.00001% of freaks who likes this stuff and also believes in common sense like "You can't change your sex and SRS is mutilation."
And some time ago, I got in trouble on my homosexual Discord server for saying that women are inherently weaker than men and got bullshit like "the female marines could kick your ass" and other dumb shit. Believing that women are physically weaker than men is now considered sexist misinformation. We didn't have great female warriors or generals simply because men wouldn't allow them to.
And yes, they still then women need special protections under the law for being abused and shit as well.
>let me - a regular human - take the hit for the superhuman
What the frick is she even thinking here? They just make her look like a moron lol
you never seen fanfiction writing before.
How did she survive a hit meant for a super human?
her chin absorbed the shock from the attack, like vibranium
Good one
She got batman tier plot armor
How is Bruce not literal pudding after that?
She was holding back :^)
mate he's a normal human. that would have absolutely killed him
Hard to believe now that Snyder and Capullo were popular.
God, Web of Shadows was such a piece of shit garbage game.
Still better than Marvels Spider-Man 2
From what I've gathered so far, that's not a very high bar.
>Spiderman get knocked
>but MJ's ribcage doesn't explode
>Venom clearly intends to kidnap based on the fact he drags her away instead of impaling at the end
>"but why is she not ded/?!"
But she took a hit aimed at Spider-Man, not at her.
A non-lethal hit aimed at MJ wouldn't even make Spider-Man budge.
Things just don't add up.
>Stay back Peter, my woke body is stronger than your spider powers combined
Please give an oscar to the writers.
who are you quoting?
technically very true
Allegory for cuckolding
Cuckold symbolism
why this b***h dressed like Arthur Timothy Read?
part of DEI Progressive shit is that women cannot be depicted in any traditionally sexy way.
This is the most blatant example I've seen. She literally has the straight torso of a man
'Cause that's the place to start.
And I say Hey!
What a wonderful kind of day
>i told you not to touch him
>Peter, a superhuman, gets hit hard enough to fly backwards, into a fridge, and knock the entire thing over like a fricking ragdoll
>MJ, some woman, took the brunt of that attack, and seems completely fine
Amazin'
It is silly but i don't really see the problem, considering we're talking about capeshit.
Every time I see this MJ I imagine her talking about cars and wearing denim, maybe even host a late night show.
Why does he look 14?
Why does she look 50?
LMAO, the look just like this
they should be ashamed
I love how they didnt even bothered to transition it well, Peter was protecting MJ then suddenly his arm is not protecting her but he looks....relaxed and distracted? what?
AAA games recently have a huge issue with cutscene flow. Models react too late or have awkward cuts.
omg
Needs one of these.
Fricking Spyro on Ps1 had more natural facial animations what the frick
these replies HAVE to be AI generated
Old Ganker actually complained about valid shit you homosexuals are just Twitter 2.0
>insomniac dev is mad that nobody likes his game
kek
so new he cant even reply properly
Her power? Being an independent woman in NY
How is it weird?
Studies show that women are faster and more resistant to pain than men.
Women would make 10x better superheroes.
studies show alot of erroneous shit.
also faster? not a chance that one is absolutely not true.
>i know better than experts
no you dont
>pretending to be moronic
*braps in your face*
>more resistant to pain
Lol no, one much from even a skeleton looking dude is knocking a woman out with one punch
>Women are faster
No one claimed this. Just made a thing in media because "they're smaller so they should be quicker to contrast the He-man figure I guess." It's evident as women are slower runners and have slower reaction times. One caveat is that due to being smaller they better and handling high air pressures which makes them decent pilots. But short men can do that better across the board + have the faster reaction times.This is why there are not really any ace female jet fighter pilots.
>resistant to pain than me
Only due to shit released during childbirth for the purpose of preventing them from passing our during it. Otherwise, no. And pain resistance wouldn't matter much when they also have far less durability.
They do have far better flexibility. That is what the whole "manspreading" thing is about. A woman's hips can naturally be at rest with their legs held together and it doesn't bother them at all. A man's pelvis is less flexible. A man having his legs held side by side causes strain because the only natural position is with their thighs at least several inches apart. But women and men somehow don't seem to naturally understand this and go "maybe it has something to do with 'the balls' (testes)?"
No. It's just that the pelvis is less flexible.
Do cite the scholar who claims backed up with data that "ASKCHUALLY centuries of world records putting thousands of men at the top in every fricking field of athletics and sports is just a patriarchal fabrication to keep women in the kitchen"
>EvErY wOmAn Is A sUpErHeRo
He's literally Spiderman what's the point if every vegana is too?
>~~*experts say*~~
Some post that webm with that incapacitated guy with only one arm who climbs an obstacle while the women(who have all their limbs) around him cannot
>more resistant to pain
In what world?
>women
>sacrificing themselves for men
How is it normal?
>Studies show that women are faster
Yep. This is why they hold all the records in track and field
Mj already has her hand ready to grab the BBT(entacle) then literally throws herself at it while Pete just watches. Total cuck shit
Remember when Venom was Jacked and Juge not because the symbiote could just transform anyone into a brick shit house but because that's what Eddie looked like with a skintight suit on? Motherfricker did steroids and now we have Zoomer Harry being the muscle guy.
Fricked up timeline.
>Harry has the symbiote on for ages
>Doesn't turn him evil
>Symbiote goes into Peter and instantly makes him bad
>Symbiote goes back to Harry, Harry is now stronger than Spiderman with the symbiote
>Also grows 6 more feet
???
Peter's rejection and stupidity is what made Venom evil, yes.
In the original comic run the symbiote did not make Peter evil, that is only in basically every cartoon and now all the movies. But he was normal spidey with the og black suit in the comic run.
It's fanfiction on fanfiction on fanfiction, as all adaptations.
The game is already pozzed as frick. Having some peak Alpha Chad like Eddie or even a buff Harry was never going to happen. There's a reason all the "men" in this game look like malnourished vegans and onions enjoyers
It would have been kind of funny to see how a pozzed writing team would do Eddie. He would be shown lifting weights and cat calling no doubt. It would be almost comical how they would portray muscular Eddie brock. Maybe he tears down a pride/Ukraine flag
>Remember when Venom was Jacked and Juge not because the symbiote could just transform anyone into a brick shit house but because that's what Eddie looked like with a skintight suit on?
Hate this shit about nu-Venom. It basically just gives the host Resident Evil BOW powers now. Originally it was just an organic suit that enhanced Peters powers, and then Eddie got Spider powers because Peter had worn the suit.
I'll admit that I only watched the 2000's movies and outside of those movies, the Fox Kids cartoon, and the PS1 and PS2 game, I was never really a fan and haven't been for a long time. Never read a spide-man comic (I had to choose between comics, toys, and vidya and I just chose vidya every time).
IIRC (I may just be moronic) in the comics there were a lot more characters that got combined. One example is that Peter had three(3) different love interests. One during high school, one when he worked for the newspaper, and one after became a college professor. Mary Jane was his second love interest. Not t always just Mary Jane.
In the same vein, some villains got combined. Peter had rival photographer that would make shit up to get Spider-man in trouble. This character is combined with the same man who became venom. In the comics, venom went through at least two different characters (including Deadpool) until it found Spider-man. When he went to that bell tower to get it off, an entire new character showed up. This man was a gay bodybuilder who went there to commit suicide. AFAIK this man had another to do with Peter or Spider-man, he was just there. and he is ripped as frick because he is a GAY body builder. And the alien suit thing also loved Peter and had chosen him as his host.
And that is way Venom does that vaguely homoerotic shit. The suit itself is kinda yandere for Peter and then it literally attached to a baragay.
The spider-man comics are filled with stupid shit in general. Mary Jane stopped being his love interest in a plot twist where it turned out Peter was slowly killing her the entire time via radioactive semen (yes, really). The comics started during a time where people thought nuclear aste was magic.
>Peter had rival photographer that would make shit up to get Spider-man in trouble. This character is combined with the same man who became venom
If you're thinking about Lance Bannon or other photo journalist characters, in no adaptation are any of his traits combined with Eddie Brock's. Eddie Brock also wasn't gay, you silly frick. He had a wife at one point. He got huge because the symbiote relayed all of Peter's knowledge to him, including how his powers work. The proportionate speed, strength, and agility of a spider. Implication there that the bigger Venom is the stronger, faster, and more agile he'd be, and he was.
>The suit itself is kinda yandere for Peter and then it literally attached to a baragay.
I think you're taking moronic Ganker jokes at face value.
>Mary Jane stopped being his love interest in a plot twist where it turned out Peter was slowly killing her the entire time via radioactive semen
Spider-Man: Reign is what you're referring to and it's not about his literal semen, it was about her being close to him. It's also a separate story from the mainline Spider-Man comics.
>The spider-man comics are filled with stupid shit in general
You're correct about this but that's when they went way off the rails in the 90's.
You should have stopped right here
>IIRC (I may just be moronic)
Thank you for clearing all that up anon. So I ever read the comics I should stop before the 90's? Or somewhere sooner?
Which spin off series is the one where he takes control of Oscorp and invents 'impact webbing?' (I barely know what I am talking about so any help you can give me is appreciated).
The 'comic codes' puritans may of had a point because Venom in the PS1 game was my game awakening. But I am only gay for 'monsters' for some reason. If they wanted more globalhomosexual shit they should've taken the 'Venom is a baragay' meme and ran with it. But I know it's all about 'punching up' against what white men used to like and actual women and PoC doesn't give a shit about this game or anything else they make. Having hopes after 2024 when these business cycles should be ending.
Spoiled that because it was probably extra moronic that I will regret writing when I wake up tomorrow. Good night anons and remember to stop buying slop. If you aren't didn't, don't waste time on it either. They can't do this forever.
>So I ever read the comics I should stop before the 90's? Or somewhere sooner?
Early 90's isn't a bad stopping point for Amazing Spider-Man if you want to read the whole thing. Some people like the JMS run in the early 2000's but once the stories start reading like insane soap operas (parents back from the dead, baby kidnapped and never returned, clones, magic spider totem, etc) you can stop or re-read older ones you like. That or read other stories like Ultimate that aren't part of the mainline story. You can grab recommended reading lists online or just read any random story arc that looks interesting, that's honestly what most fans did back in the day. We didn't have online guides, we saw a cool cover, and if the writer was competent, you didn't need to know too much backstory to enjoy it.
>Which spin off series is the one where he takes control of Oscorp and invents 'impact webbing?'
I know his clone invented Impact Webbing in the 90's (one of the reasons I suggest stopping there) but the Oscorp thing might be referring to Parker Industries or the newest run being published today. I stopped reading after the late 2000's when they decided to soft reboot and undo his marriage via magical means (to this day they refuse to sweep that under the rug and admit it was a bad idea.)
Sorry for being a prick, I see a lot of weird stuff people say about comics despite not reading them. Casuals used to shit on them when I was a kid and now they pretend to like them. If you want to read a decent story with Venom though, here's his first appearance. I'd also argue if they ever wanted to end the series this wouldn't have been the worst jumping off point. The nice thing about serialized stories is they end when you want.
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/The-Amazing-Spider-Man-1963/Issue-300?id=4535&s=&quality=hq
>Newer designs and artists always get rid of the white patches on Venom's hands in favor of him using tendrils or some shit and not webs
>First ever appearance uses them to clue readers in to what the new villain is wearing
Kino storytelling. Every part of a design should have purpose
Welcome to the New Normal, Ganker
>completely normal human woman takes a hit from fricking venom, that is strong enough to knock peter into a 500lb 60's refrigerator and tip it over
>she is completely unharmed while superhuman peter is pinned by said 500lb refrigerator
This is why capeshit is stupid. Realistically venom would've collapsed her ribcage with that blow.
The funniest part is how it could've been made kino instead with a few tiny changes
>the symbiote is established as le magic healing suit
>it saves peter from a mortal wound when taking him over
>mj takes what should've been a lethal hit
>venom's entire motivation is re-invading peter and "healing the world"
>venom "heals" mj from the mortal injury by making her scream
of course that requires writers capable of understanding this thing called cause and effect which they don't, but it's hilarious to look back at how easily all the dots could've connected and they purposefully chose moronic nonsense instead.
One of the worst instances of Mary Sue shit in recent games, embarrassing to say the least.
females will never put themselves in harm's way to save a man
Trannies and ugly landwhales are leading the industry now, glorifying black people and trashing white people at every chance they get
It's all so tiresome
The worst part is that no reviewer or anyone with an internet presence can say anything about it out of fear of being cancelled to the ground. The way they try to just ignore it is sad
>this is Playstation in 2023
California should've taken the two nukes.
i don't get it, this looks terrible, why is spiderman so popular amongs normies?
Black folk
cuz they dont have another games to play on their superior rent box, lmao
They made Peter look younger and they made MJ look older so now she looks like his damn mom. I hate this game so much.
>I will use my white woman powers to protect you from the BBC
>Y'all
Opinion disregarded, go back to the narwhal bacon site.
hahahha
what a gay shitty looking what a shit stupid dumb gay crap
what moron child game dev made this and thought it was good?
bro in the same frame peter is LITERALLY sent flying but MJ is fine?it just gets worse everytime i see it
So OPs image was just taken out of context?
bah i was expecting something more hilarious
Why is she ugly ?
How the frick did she survive an attack that was supposed to harm Spiderman?
this is so fricking gay if you buy this shit you're gay
You can really tell this is Ratchet & Clank Rift Apart game engine. The whole world reacts like a cartoon.
What makes this dumb is why did MJ jump in front?
she has wireless power siphoning abilitites and stole spider mans spider sense
let's call it mJAW sense
Yeah yeah fridge, but why is Venom's face so fat.
She was trying to run away. Got caught in the middle. Typical women behaviour.
>Tentacle clearly has a point on it but instead of piercing it knocks the two back
>Venon doesn’t even try to finish off the superhuman and goes after his normie GF
Bro what the frick is this?
YOU AND ME COULD RULE THIS CITY
>Black futurism
Already done with black asgard
Would black Asgardians being displaying gang territory with sneakers as their godking returns home?
>sneakers hanging from power lines
Even when being anti-racist Americans are literally just doing it to be racist
bing bong bipoc wahoo
>Do shovelware light puzzles to unlock bipoc artists mural
>Fight theives to return trumpets to unlock black music history museum
>Play as miles deaf gf spray painting walls
What did the game mean by this
Is he pozzed? Listen up
He's got HIV riddled blood
>Shake the controller to shake the blm spray can.
Kek this is literally those old Kinect memes about waggling bullshit, but the future is now.
Anyone have those memes I’m thinking of?
She's smoking hot.
crack smoking, maybe
Her nose is wider than her eyes
They did Miles dirty, hopefully they'll make it up to him by having him frick his hot asian step-sister behind her back.
He should frick his MtF trans girlfriend already
>hot
c'mon bro... they don't make females attractive unless they're lesbians...
miles is made for trans shenis you stupid chud
frick you racist
>when you set ALL the sliders to max
The story behind that comic is hilarious. Miles is half Puerto Rican and since Marvel today is all about "casting" writers and artists, they "cast" a Puerto Rican writer to make that comic and he basically used the whole thing to underhand mock black stereotypes and it went over the execs' heads. There's basically nothing in that comic that reflects Miles' mom being Puerto Rican.
100% convinced that whoever wrote this knew exactly how moronic the concept was, and made it as ridiculous as possible to mock it, and "black culture" in general
NNNNNNNNNNNNNIGGGERS
I thought this guy had a blonde girlfriend who was also a spiderwoman
That bridge leads to a part of the park where homosexuals routinely have public sex. Great date for a deaf chick
>Spiderman 3 starts
>Sandman is attacking the city
>Get onto MJ's Harley Davidson and get to the scene!
>As MJ you dodge sand bombs and release a fire hydrant over sandman defeating him
>Objective; make it home in time to star your podcast
>Get home just in time
>Peter is still cleaning up aunt Mays house
>that smug JAW movement after saying "the new normal"
I phisically cringed, it's not and exageration nor a meme, I swear I did
>The New Normal
>Symbiote invasions? This is our lives now!
>Sandman got sand in my kitchen sink? This just how life is now I guess!
>Join me on the next episode where we have our special guest the danikast joining us!
uncanny as frick
ARE YOU READY FOR MORE OVER THE SHOULDER CINEMATIC PRESS X TO DO COOL TAKE DOWN GAMEPLAY THAT WILL WIN US MORE AWARDS?
>Spiderman needs to do 2 four hit combos against hunters to take them down
>Countless combos and special finishers to take down symbiote brutes
>MJ takes them all down in seconds
Nothing personnel
>buy Spider Man
>look inside
>it's TLOU
>Buy Spiderman
>Look inside
>Play as Peter and ride bikes with harry
>Play as Peter and clean up aunt mays house
>Play as Peter in brain dead stealth segments in the school
>Play as Peter walking around at the fair with MJ and Harry doing stupid press X to watch minigame
>Play as Peter walking around at the Emily may institute
>Play as Peter piloting bee drones
>Play as miles as a dj
>Play as Peter riding bikes for renewable energy
>Play as Miles piloting spider drone
>Play as MJ sneaking around with a stun gun
>Play as miles walking around in a music museum learning jazz history
>Play as MJ sneaking around with a stun gun
>Play as Peter walking around as a waiter
>Play as MJ sneaking around with a stun gun
>Play as miles' deaf girlfriend spray painting walls
>Play as MJ with a stun gun
Imagine neversoft being told in their Spiderman games to put segments where you don't play as spiderman. They would think you're mad. The dev team would think you're taking the piss. You can't seriously be suggesting we just have segments of no spiderman? In a Spiderman game? Yet here we are
This is fricking insane, it's like a bunch of sony corpos dicovered the word goyslop and decided to make a "game" around it. And then they add the tackyest costume ever for an adidas ad.
Overwatch 3 is looking good.
That still looks better than the uncanny zombies you see in the real goyslop. An Egypt planet would be fricking kino.
Stop meming this into reality. We already have it bad enough, and we memed the current shit to reality.
It's not funny any more. This is like seeing the future.
it wonderful isnt it? how the world is so twisted that it's hard to make comedy that good than reality
>Don't send in the spiderman who can turn invisible and walk on walls, send in Mary Jane
The one hope I had was with having Peter and Miles as playable meant we would drop the dumbass civilian stealth sections. These sections were already dumb enough when Peter was around in the first game since Spiderman is naturally stealthy, but now you have another one with invisibility and shock attacks that easily could accomplish the same thing but be actually potentially fun. I'd much rather play as discount spiderman than suffer this "gameplay"
>Twice as many Spidermen
>Twice as many gameplay opportunities
Why on earth would you think that? This game has more pedestrian shit than ever. It's actually amazing how much non spiderman shit exists in the game.
Normietards are eating it up. They deserve to have this slop eternally forced down their throat.
>Average Normie response to this game
>whether that means English, Spanish, or ASL.
Age. Sex. Location is a language now?
american street language
>i hecking love politics
>one of my favorite things about the game is gay kids
wew
These people were not bullied enough in school.
>Ukraine flags
Have they patched those into Israel flags yet?
>progressive political messaging
why are they applauding heavy-handed propaganda in an entertainment product?
what kind of brain damage compels them to celebrate the brainwashing of a generation?
Progressivism is literally their religion.
>he helps a gay kid arrange a series of surprises
I bet he wouldn't help the kid if he was straight.
Americans being obsessed with a war on the other side of the planet when literal super heroes and villains exist is so fricking bizarre to me. It makes no sense.
god I fricking hate videogames
aaahhh finally, a stronk independent womyn that represents womyn
This bit could be added to that one webm about the sony games template, it looks just like tlou but a bit high tech.
Holy shit I didn't know about this
This is just shameless SLOP
giant enemy crab
599 US dollars
599 US dollars
>S-Spider-M-Man a-also o-only n-needs o-one h-hit o-on a-a s-stealth t-takedown!-!!!
It keeps getting worse, lmao.
First time I saw this I thought it was Last of Us.
Those two kicks would have KILLED venom btw.
Kraven trained them wrong on purpose.....as a joke.
>non-lethal taser
>opponent recovers a few moments later to hunt her down and kill her and everyone she meets
>Be trained soldier of Kraven
>Job to a 40 year old looking hag who spend 1 year max with Silver Sable
Welcome to the new normal
That THAT, the Patriarchy!
MJ is sure to win thanks to her superior speed.
goddamn I hate camera shake so much
ANON YOU DON'T USERSTAND THE VISION WE HAVE TO VIRTUALLY ADD IN IMPERFECTIONS THAT ONLY EXIST IN FILMS BECAUSE CAMERAS SUCK MASSIVE wiener SO THAT OUR GAMES FEEL MORE LIKE MOVIES IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT GO PLAY SOMETHING ELSE CHUD
>that symbiotes big...but I'm fast
But like, symbiotes are often on par if not superior to Spider-Man in all stat areas
Is she faster than Spider-Man?
>symbiotes are often on par if not superior to Spider-Man
>Kraven beats miles
>Symbiote Spiderman beats kraven
>Miles beats symbiote Spiderman
>Venom beats kraven
>Miles beats venom
Stop trying to look for consistency in this game. The director in pic related is literally telling you he does not give a shit. He doesn't care if MJ sections make no sense. He doesn't care if Yuri having a multiphase boss fight against Peter makes no sense. Stop trying to make sense of things and enjoy it.
Or just spend your money on other games or go for a walk or sleep or draw or read something instead
nuWriter want dirt in his face?
>Intihar
Thats some troony name if I've ever heard one
It's Slovenian
Its funny because that word means suicide in turkish
>pic
What the frick
>1024x1024
That was part of Back in Black, wasn't it?
Uh CHUD ALL WOMEN HAVE SUPERPOWERS IT'S CALLED A vegana AND IT LETS THEM GO TO TOW WITH MONSTERS AND MILITARY TRAINED MEN
I feel sorry for any roastie actually inspired by this who finds themselves dead in a ditch somewhere if they act like this
I don't. I can only feel malice
>Muh dex beats str
>Gameplay itself is slowed to a crawling pace while using this trope.
lol
Why even have MJ and not a female superhero section
>Black cat exists in this game
>She has a small chase sequence where she must run off to Paris to save her girlfriend
They quite literally had her become a lesbian then disappear in this game. Then they switch you to playing as MJ. They're taking the piss
They probably knew people liked Black Cat more than MJ so they had to get her out of the way fast
>Fans say they hate mj missions
Add more
>Fans like black cat
She's a lesbian who goes to Paris now bye
>Fans like all the suits from the first game
Remove most of them and replace them all with movie suits
>Fans like the gadgets in the first game
Remove them all and now miles and Peter have the same 4
>Fans enjoy replayable bases and missions
No replayable anything frick you
>Fans enjoy replaying podcast episodes in the menu
Frick you no
>Fans like character bios
Frick you no
Nothing in the game seems to be made for people who like Spiderman which begs the question of who is this for?
>who is this for?
~~*Miles fans*~~
>Miles' main story is that he has to complete his college essay
This game makes miles unlikeable. Even miles fans are repulsed at this character who sits around helping school kids take photos while trying to do his college essay. They find it cringe when he calls his uncle and each interaction goes
>Hey unc what's crackin I just found one of ya stash houses
> Even miles fans are repulsed at this character
No they're not. They love dogshit, that's why they're Miles fans in the first place.
Why do we need superheroes when all we need is a gun?
You're right, for every motherfricker you just need the right gun or the right ammo
Vampire? Stake bullets
Werewolves? Silver bullets
Ghosts? Rocksalt and iron bullets
Sandman? Bullets with creamy cement centers
etc
Sandman? Water gun
>Maybe you're stronger than me Miles...not only stronger, but bigger. You are the superior Spider-Man, you're the perfect Bull for MJ
nice
Tobey would have lifted that
My HERO would've tanked that
>fridge stops rolling
>a bunch of eskimos inside pull him in thanks him and hail him as a hero
bravo anon
kino
10/10
Feels like its been awhile since a post here made me laugh.
What the frick was Raimi thinking?
oh frick me
>final mission
>Miles turns up wearing this suit
>The game says he was working on it during an alien invasion
>Serves no purpose other than an advertisement
Are things so bad at Sony they need to do this to stay afloat?
Sony doesn't do a movie production unless they can trick advertisers and sponsors into funding most of it.
You'll notice so many ad placements in sony movies it isn't even funny.
i feel like im trapped in a fake world
is there anything more bleak and soulless than western style capitalism
>is there anything more bleak and soulless than western style capitalism?
yeah: the gays that eat this shit up and ask for more
You could always live in china
Preferable.
>is there anything more bleak and soulless than western style capitalism
Probably not
they copied Chinese marketing, the West literally became so lazy they copied the crappiest shit the East ever produced.
You are trapped in a fake world, surrounded by people consuming fake garbage and loving it. You just need the find the crumbs of real that still exist between all of that
I can't believe how much worse this game looks than the first one. Damn pajeets need to up their game.
...How would that even hurt Peter? Dude is suppose to be like captain america strong
Peter is about 12 times stronger than Cap.
he can lift an entire Subway train section over his head.
I AM A SUPERHERO
Iam scared
I don't get it. Why turn Peter into some sort of twink that looks younger than Miles and then turn MJ into a 50 year old wine aunt?
Probably one of the highers ups is a petty c**t jealous of other women, the actor herself looks fine. It's like if the animators purposely went out of their way to make her ugly as possible
>Bring up that the character looks different
Now a bunch of snoys will descend upon you arguing how it hasn't been changed. Enjoy
They are practically the same, you're just blinded by hatetstnk
I really don't know why they did this. Not even like she was attractive in the first game. One of the biggest complaints about the first game was how literally every character in the game was kinda ugly.
haha....how times have changed. Now the first mj looks cute, though she always looked cute and it was just haters
The new one is trash though
HER FACE IS FRICKING CROOKED
She either has Bell's palsy or was in a car accident and had reconstructive surgery. It's awful.
You know they've gone too far when she isn't even ugly anymore, she just straight up looks like a handsome man with long hair.
This game as broken the minds of Gankerirgins everywhere since it came out lol. It's actually kind of impressive how outraged you losers can be about pixels. Get a life.
>he thinks this game did it
How new, how tender.
That's not even his last transformation
STOP it
face it tiger
you just hit the icebox
>Boss fight with Scream MJ begins
>"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I HAVE TO SIT DOWN IN A COMFY OFFICE AND WRITE WORDS TO PAY THE BILLS LIKE A NORMAL FRICKING COUPLE! ALL BECAUSE OF YOU! YOU'RE SO SELFISH!"
The people who write this shit are so fricking privileged it makes me vomit.
>You think you're the strong one!
>No mj you're so much stronger than me in so many ways!
Do they think having a person capitulate in every aspect is what makes a relationship work?
Also note that Peter just gets the shit beat out of him for his symbiote. The objective in the scream fight is to help MJ free herself see
>Do they think having a person capitulate in every aspect is what makes a relationship work?
Yes. They're trendy middle class leftist imbeciles who won't ever stop feeling like the victim because their narrative tells them so and keep asking for more and more sacrifices out of their loved ones to sate their complex. Pathetic people.
That's how all my relationships worked (I'm alone now)
i dont even come in these spiderman refridgerator threads but just seeing them on the catalog frequently with a lot of posts is humorous in of itself
MJ12?
I remember going through all those 6-7/10 Spiderman games, wishing someone would actually make a really good game for once.
Never got monkey paw'd so fricking hard.
>6-7/10 isn't good
They're mostly OK to good, but any time you play them, you just know they feel cheap, and you want something better. Only that this shit ain't it.
Spider-Man 2 (PS2) and Ultimate Spider-Man Marvel's Spider-Man are all above a 6-7 easily.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
thiis is from ten years ago
this one's fine though, because the way his "venom sting" originally worked, made sense, it was a massive shock to the nervous system, which Pete has zero protection from.
now for some reason Miles can just straight up shoot massive amounts of lightning, its absurd power creep for him.
He can also revive people with his lightning powers because he's just that awesome.
They should also give him the ability to walk on water so I can call him "Jesús".
I mean its the same idea of electricity being used to shock someone's heart back...
No, man, Jesus is the Latinx spider-person.
he can also summon a sword made out of lightning.
>Miles has venom sting
>Can turn invisible
>has electricity powers
>Now has electricity sword as well
Who writes this shit?
Benis :DD
uh..
what the FRICK is going on with his left hand? his fingers segments look to be 6 inch's long each.
Written by cuckold fetishist
Christ Yank-Manga is so terrible.
That has to be the most obnoxious speech bubble I've ever seen
At least reading this doesn't make me want to gouge my eyes out
>not the breasts edit
What are you doing
>Can't be motivated to do anything until she forces someone to fake antagonize her
What a hero.
I HATE CAPESHIT
AHHHH IM IN MY PRIME WHICH MEANS IM TOO OLD NOW AND NEED TO PASS THE MANTLE TO AN URBAN BLACK TEEN WITH SWAGGER
plap plap plap get pregnant plap plap plap get parker
>they use flash thompson
>they make him black
Sweet Babyman
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Working on the next wolverine game
>The writer from the shit miles game is the main guy on wolverine
Holy shit can you imagine how awful this is going to be
I can't wait for Wolverine to be stopped by a falling tree.
i get strong pedo vibes from that logo
So That's why AW2 had a black female lead ffs
They're even taking down YouTube videos for exposing them
video works on my machine
Then it's probably just being blocked in some countries.
good advertising.
why are you pretending to be black on the internet
Stop shilling your ramble channel
Guess I slept through this. Can I get a qrd?
Just some gigazogged writers Insomniac hired leading to things like this
Who?
Why does Spider-Man 2 have a better user score on Metacritic than Spider-Man 1?
1 received universal acclaim. Even 4chins was only shitposting about things like
>is it literally the best one ever or did the OG Spider-Man 2 have better swinging after all?
>MJ is ugly
>Peter's face change was bad
Meanwhile, I haven't heard anything good about Spider-Man 2 here period. Even Reddit seems to be complaining about it.
Paid scores
You realize its easier to spoof user scores then critic scores right?
Because black man is in portrait.
Was the swinging better in the PS4 game than in the OG2?
I'm pretty sure the conclusion was that while you can do more cool shit with PS4 swinging, the fundamentals and physics behind the OG2 swinging were better.
Even redditcis complaining about 2. The hype train crasgee and they're realising there is no proper side content. The game is short as shit. The story was flawed. They removed gadgets and doubled down on the one universal complaint of non Spiderman missions from the first game.
If you truly believe in review scores still I have bad news for you. User or critic
Fridging women is a fairly common trope, I don't see what's wrong with this.
I WANT TO KISS VENOM AND FEED EACH OTHER CHOCOLATE CAKES!
Finished the game today. I quite liked the gameplay, Venom was pretty decent at times, but it annoys me that the Avengers and others are nowhere to be found, including the fricking military when manhattan is overtaken by a symbiote. I feel this is the fault of these games sometimes, its in a connected universe but..kind of not.
>Lacking military
Why would they have the military if they can't even have cops? Notice the absolute lack of police in this game? Car chases used to have police in the back following but now it's just you and the goons. Ever wonder why it's a firefighter telling you about things happening in NYC? Wonder where people life post mission went?
Spiderman 1 was criticised for being too pro cop due to how closely Spiderman works with the police. While in real life we know that police interactions are often not positive and for our bipoc communities they can sometimes be a death sentence so seeing police portrayed in such a manner was distressing and frankly untrue. I'm so glad insomniac were able to correct that for Spiderman 2
>game has a city filled with criminals
>bipoc feel represented
>game has good cops
>bipoc feel uncomfortable
Hmm...
ywnbaw
FULLY
Did the Insomniac devs forget to censor these asset flips?
I don't believe you.
Is that dog shitting out his mouth?
Why is this suddenly getting meme'd? The game has been out for weeks
Because it's taking longer to stop being funny.
(You)
Well yeah the Spiders natual predator is the heavy object.
>SAVE ME MANJAW AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEE
why did they do it?
Insomniacspideybros...why did the 2nd game emasculate and cuck us? It's not fair..
Who's this referenced from? Who got fired that many times?
You new here kid?
~~*who*~~ indeed
I can't believe they let Raimi do the writing
I always said this cuck is a perfect representation of the manchild Peter Parker in Slott's era of Spider-Man but you called me a schizo.
It's the Sony formula. They did it with Last of Us 2 and God of War 2
Peter Park isn't the kind of hero modern Marvel wants. He's a white dude who bullies people (his enemies) and bangs lots of chicks. That's why he's gone through such a shit decade in his comics. Marvel Comics doesn't like him, but he sells too well to get rid of like the Punisher.
They got rid of the punisher? I know modern Marvel sucks but holy shit
Why some of the props seems like from the unreal asset store?
AAA games use photoscanning now and there's generally a lot of middleware assets involved like SpeedTree
then why their elite pajeet artist from the most elite mumbay studio haven't learned about weathering.
Which is required for next gen autismo 3D.
>Peter manages to push the fridge off himself
>Fridge Boss: "Oh I'm not finished with you, time to put you on ice."
>Fridge Boss Health Bar appears
>fridge opens
>this guy steps out
the heck is wrong with his face
This game made me realize I kind of hate symbiote shit in Spider-Man. Venom has just been so totally run into the ground with the Alien invasion everyone gets a symbiote shit. I dont read the comics but supposedly Eddie is basically like a god now? Cool concept for a character thats just become a total victim of its own popularity.
Venom is trash. Awful character that ruins each piece of media he shows up in. Raimi spiderman 3. This game (though with a thousand other reasons). Web of shadows. The whole alien space suit idea is ass.
Contrast it with how the best Spiderman stories are simple arcs with a normal villain
Ultimate is Venom-focused, and it's the best Spider-Man game
Ultimate Spiderman was made in like a year and it shows. I remember feeling ripped off I bought that shit full price
I agree and I think not making it an alien or having a city wide invasion helped it along very nicely.
I still own my copy on PS1 and love it but there's no denying the symbiotes take over the city story is shit. Singular symbiotes sure, monster ock was fantastic. Symbiotes singular works if it ever does work. The factory like of symbiote monsters that game had plus this Spiderman 2 + web of shadows is ass. I love that game more than anything but don't let your nostalgia blind you.
eel_nats
Play the Ps1 game, zoomer.
The 'epic multiverse dark and gritty complex plot" in where hero shit that seemed to really kick off with The Dark Knight And X-men (I know they didn't create but that seems to be what made it popular) is just old and tired and annoying at this point. Made even worse with "video games are art" shit now and each major release has to include some statement about current evens and pretend it is so insightful and profound.
I did my part. I have not bought or played a single Spider-man game since Spider-man 3 (2007) game sucked. Have you done your parts, anons? It's easy since it requires an inaction instead of an action.
I wonder if the fridge incident is why Peter retires?
You know what's funny?
Porn used to have PP getting cucked by Venom but, since the gay community has gone out of their way to claim Venom, the israelites behind Spiderman just went the typical route and turned PP black.
THE GAY COMMUNITY??!
The Big Gay.
Well, I call it "the community" but it's more akin to something else:
They move to an area and they MULTIPLY.
And multiply until every sacred cow is consumed. The only way for them to survive is to spread to another area.
They are like a virus.
Mary Jane is not allowed to be attractive or likeable because that's problematic to these morons. They think it's bad for a nerd to have a supermodel wife because it's a male fantasy. Nevermind the whole idea that a nerd would get superpowers and right wrongs in the world is a power fantasy to begin with. Comic Mary Jane was liked because she had guilt and secrets like Peter stemming from a shitty family life. Her public personality was a way to mask that. She also supports him and makes him go have fun when he's too busy beating himself up or brooding. She was a lot deeper of a character than these modern homosexuals realize and ironically they're being sexist by assuming she was an airhead just because she was a model. So what did they replace her with?
>Insomniac MJ, a terrible journalist who is fricking irritating to be around and treats Peter like shit
>Raimi MJ, a terrible actress who is fricking irritating to be around and treats Peter like shit
>Webb MJ, who was going to be a boring neighbor until they cut her from the film
>MCU MJ, an entirely different character muddled with zoomer quips
We knew Spider-Man was just a nerd who became strong enough to bully and pick on badguys that deserved it, and we knew it was over the top for him to get a supermodel wife. We didn't give a frick because it was based and it was entertaining even when it got carried away. This dogshit they've been marketing for the last twenty years in his movies and games is not only boring as all hell but pretentious trash pretending to "fix" stories that were already told by much better authors.
Frick Sony. I will always call them homosexuals for what they did to what used to be a silly yet enjoyable character, no matter how autistic it is for me to do so. They should always be reminded they make garbage
>Mary Jane is not allowed to be attractive or likeable because that's problematic to these morons. They think it's bad for a nerd to have a supermodel wife because it's a male fantasy. Nevermind the whole idea that a nerd would get superpowers and right wrongs in the world is a power fantasy to begin with. Comic Mary Jane was liked because she had guilt and secrets like Peter stemming from a shitty family life. Her public personality was a way to mask that. She also supports him and makes him go have fun when he's too busy beating himself up or brooding. She was a lot deeper of a character than these modern homosexuals realize and ironically they're being sexist by assuming she was an airhead just because she was a model
Yup...but Peter in the comics is not really a "nerd" outside of the first few issues of ASM, by the time he gets to college he's a cool loner.
90% of the complaints about this game aren't even about the black guy. When are we going to acknowledge the real problem here?
>games refusing to patch or update now
>have to wait 6 months for them to add ng+ or even to announce their fricking dlc
frick this shit
Why is Ganker hell bent on shitting on this game anyway? I thought it was fun
It's somehow more unabashedly woke than TLOU2 and if you dare criticize it for this outside of Ganker you get 10 angry leftists attacking you with ad-hominems
Just jumping in as a 3rd party to the two bickering. Venom doesn't trigger Peter's spider sense because due to the past familiarity the symbiote doesn't register as a threat. And yes more modern retcons have stated that spider sense is linked to the web of fate and a spider totem, meaning Peter is a representative to a spider deity like many others across the multiverse.
how bout not reading my little pony fanfiction garbage?
homosexual.
I rather read crappy japanese jrpg stories than that garbage.
I didn't say it was a good retcon
>spider sense is linked to the web of fate and a spider totem
>Peter is a representative to a spider deity like many others across the multiverse.
comic books are so fricking moronic holy fricking shit
HE IS LOOKING RIGHT AT HIM
HE KNOWS WHAT THE SYMBIOTE CAN DO
I unironically wish Japan owned the Spiderman IP. Insomniac, Sony, Disney and even his own damn comic publisher hate him.
Japan has it's own capeshit, homie. Who gives a shit about Marvel properties?
like a honey for my soul
Super Spider-strength jobs to a fricking frigerator. Why was the hero fricking caught flatfooted anyway?
You all don't get it. They made MJ like that because it will be revealed in the 3rd game that Chameleon has replaced MJ ever since the end of the 1st game.
>Chadmeleon
if a fridge can completely stop Spider-Man then this guy is stronger than him
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it's amazing to see that the switch still has the best looking marvel game
fug reminded me of this for some reason
what new spiderman games are most like ultimate spiderman, i really liked that game, web swinging was super fun in that.
>peter parker
>getting crushed by something big and white
Love to see it.
How did Spider-Man, who can lift crumbling buildings, got pinned by fridge?
Also did no one from Insomniac ever moved a fridge? They're pretty light, all things considered. Unless they're storing lead ingots in there, it shouldn't even move someone with super strenght.
All of the internal logic in SM2 dies to give Miles and MJ an advantage over Peter.
>Kraven can handle symbiote Peter and beats Miles
>Peter defeats Kraven
>Miles beats Symbiote Peter despite the obvious gap in experience and power and doing worse against Kraven
>Miles can somehow redeem and reform villains who are unapologetically evil
>Scream fight has her berate Peter for being imperfect and not paying attention to her when hes a hero whos saved NYC countless times and has to manage his own responsibilities and duties
>Peter agrees with her 100%
The women and limp wrist homosexuals writing this game probably couldn't move a refrigerator an inch.
I didn't buy it, and that's all I care about. Stay mad.
>Can stop a car at motion but can't lift a fridge.
Sony quality at it's finest.
Jeez that looks rough, I hope the compressor's okay
How does this get hundreds of replies but threads about RSJGaMeRPrO get ignored? Is classic YouTube so forgotten?
>muh e-celebs
Feel free to go back at any moment.
>moron
A parody review YouTuber from the 2007-2009 is hardly a ecleb, this isn't plebbit gossip either I am trying to recover his lost videos and I hoping that someone here might have downloaded them.
How is looking for lost videos Reddit?
Your favorite youtuber is not video gamest. For a redditor t must be a very difficult concept to grasp huh
His videos were about video games you moron and besides his humour would be too offensive for Redditors to cope with. You zoomertards call everything Reddit without even understanding what you're saying.
So I was right then, it is difficult.
I am not a Redditor you you drooling moron, trying to find lost videos from a video game related classic channel doesn't a Redditor make. I know this difficult for zoomers to understand your garbage generation are moronic like that.
>he still doesn't get it
lol
Eat a tidepod zoomer
>says the zoomer defending his favorite eceleb
lmao
How is a parody reviewer who only ran from 2007-2009 and ecleb? You zoomer moron do you even know what that term means? That is before most zoomers frame of reference for YouTube content anyway which is another reason I know you're a zoomer because zoomers wouldn't know who Ron Standard is.
Your ecelebs is and never will be video games zoomie
Someone who only made videos for 3 years during YouTube's classic era doesn't count as an ecleb, learn definitions you moron.
>zoomer zoomer zoomer zoomer zoomer
shut up old man, half of zoomers are adults now anyway
Don't care your generation are completely worthless and should have been aborted at birth.
You clearly care to the point of obsession, time for you to die
It's your garbage generation that filled the internet with shit content because none of you have any taste, time for you to troon out zoontard because your generation has the highest rates of trooning out.
go goon to troony porn troonennial
second most semitophilic generation after boomers
Your generation consumes such degenerative crap along with garbage like fnaf and Fortnite. Just compare classic resident evil mods total conversations and new monsters to demake2 mods coomer and meme mods. Plus boomers are awesome they were the ones that created all the great films, games, music, comics, anime, TV programmes of the golden eras of the 60s, 70s, 80, 90s and 2000s whereas your generation has only created trash.
>degenerative crap
>total conversations
>Plus boomers are awesome they were the ones that created all the great films, games, music, comics, anime, TV programmes
Unholy consumer ESL millenial zogslave...
Speak up grandpa, I can't hear your frail old voice
You should have been given the Lucy Letby treatment at birth I understand why she did what she did when I see your generation
>AHHHHH!
>AHHHH! MILES!
>I CAN'T GET OUT FROM UNDER THE FRIDGE!
>MILES!
>MILES YOU BETTER GO SAVE spiderman land whatever idgaf FOR ME!
>MILES YOU NEED TO TAKE CARE OF MJ FOR ME! but don't you dare save her, because she's a strong independant super hero woman who don't need no man.
>FRICK MJ FOR ME, MILES!
Man I'm glad I'm not a Snoyslurper
Where the frick is the TLOU2 anal sex edit of Peter and the fridge
Wait
This fridge shit is real? A fricking fridge falls on Peter and pins him? How in the frick? The dude can bench press a car.