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........and THIS... .is how Elden Ring........ BREAKS YOU
forced meme
>does 20 hitstring combo
>try to get 1 attack in during the 500 millisecond opportunity
>he immediately counters and hits you with another combo
why are all the fricking bosses like this?
>he
I see tiddies on that armor.
i paid for the rolls. I'm gonna use ever roll
why don't you attack while she's attacking your spirit ash?
maybe you aren't supposed to pretend to be guts for every boss fight homosexual.
>use blood katana
>summon Black Knife Tiche
>spam Blood Blade ash of war then run when he targets you
>keep running until Tiche gets his attention again
>spam again
Got him on the second try (first try, he hit me two moons then immediately killed me before I could get back up, on NG+7). He was actually easier than that Carian Knight just before (Moonithyll or something?), I still haven't killed him.
>summoned
you didn't beat the boss
Got the Remembrance = beat the boss.
DANCE OF RANAH IS INPUT READING AND BACKSTEPPING ON MY R1 KILL URSELF FROM SOFT DEVS FRICKING moronS
That dumb c**t died in like 20 seconds what are you doing?
I don't give a shit anymore. I'm using mimic tear on every single one of these moronic bosses. Frick this dlc.
>shit fricking camera man
OOOOH MY GOD I M SO unluckE
there is no happy medium with boss fights in this game unless you're hyper autistic. Don't listen to 'skillgays' who can't even do rune level 1 runs.
All the streamers I watched were stuck there for a considerable amount of time and they all were miserable.
Why should I play something that makes me feel even worse?
Hopefully you are not as shit as the average streamer. Alternatively, not stupid enough to just not use the mimic tear when stuck.
Lion boss: 5th try
Rellana: 5th try
massive headache the past 24 hours though so im gonna take a break so I can enjoy the game again later
i love stunlocking overtuned bosses with my mimic!!!
dool weeld
>+25 Ice Greatsword
>Light build
>No summons required
Heh, better luck next time Miyazaki.
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just saw some moron on twitch beat her at rune evel 1 with no skadootree upgrades and it took him less tries than me
Anon he probably has 10x your hours in game, no need to be upsetti
A lot of her attacks went over my head when jumping to her right and attacking
>right
*left, just realized
>Fingerprint shield
>Greatshield talisman
>Antspur rapier
Literally free kill
Did no one here prepare for the DLC? You should have got every stackable buff, 60vig, and defensive talismans.
Question about that. Earlier I popped golden vow and ate one my 99 boiled prawns. But it took a buff away from me on my status bar. Did I cancel my buff out?
Everythign I've seen from this expansion seems very Dark Souls 2 boss-wise, what gives?
Just hold your greatshield up, bro. Her sissy attacks do almost no stamina damage.
>Boss has a 100 hit combo
>Expects me to dodge all that
no thanks, I'm just gonna out DPS her
whats your build?
im not having fun bros
That big bear on the lake is more difficult than her
Stop dodging backwards and locking on.
Just roll under her pits and she misses fricking everything half the time.