>according to a recent Flornax poll, nearly 62% of Turian women on the Citadel "have had or strongly considered having" a sexual relationship with a human male
bros, why do Turian woman just prefer human wiener?
>according to a recent Flornax poll, nearly 62% of Turian women on the Citadel "have had or strongly considered having" a sexual relation...
i find the idea of several species from light years apart would have compatible genitals or even just cultural ideas surrounding reproduction to be ridiculous
Something something proteans
>cultural ideas surrounding reproduction
Those were pretty varied. Salarians and their egg farm contracts and family trees, Asari wanting to mindfrick every other species in the galaxy, Krogans being cucked by the genophage or alternatively producing so many offspring they almost instantly overpopulated several planets, etc. The great unifier between all the intelligent species was the Asari being a race of hyper advanced interstellar psychic bawds. It didn't really matter what your race thought was hot, the Asari would still seduce you somehow, and the galaxy was able to unite around that basic concept of wanting to sex the blue c**ts. Though personally I find them to be pretty ugly.
Turians are too by the book militant. Humans are more malleable.
Human wiener is like a universally fit skeleton key. It's perfect form, length and girth designed to give her the best pleasure free from awful and nasty things like knots, barbs, baby dick, spaghetti dick or ridiculously sized horse wiener that could severly hurt the Turian woman. When they see how eqsy it is to just handle both inside and out they become hooked.
>that one greentext about a guys Turian girlfriend thinking kissing is just licking each others face and constantly does it in public
I love these based moron birds so fricking much.
To continue we'd basically be big soft pink teddybears to them that they can frick purely for pleasure and not pain as their men most certainly have weird and harmful dicks meant for forced impregnation.
need turian gf so bad bros
How would her father feel knowing she gets HUMAN wiener on a daily basis?
depends on how you answer the Palaven gov issued paperwork requiring you to write an essay on your favorite small arm
You post these statistics like they mean anything. The exact same number was counted for male turians. COMMANDER SHEPARD IS AN EXCEPTION AND SHOULD NOT COUNT!
turians (male and female) confirmed addicted to human wiener
ftm transturian bf
I guess this is what advanced blacked posting looks like
I bet you're the seething homosexual that compares hmofa to blacked too.
They are the same fetish, though?
Interracial isn't the same as raceplay, moron.
its a troll anon
Aliens love big hard throbbing human wieners
Bros I saw a quarian chick literally digging through trash today. How do we solve the suitrat problem?
Run them in for vagrancy then wait till their suit filters run out!
The geth are great with tech, the asari great with biotics, Humanity’s super power is that they can mate with any alien species
>they posted it again
The citadel’s species mixing propaganda is never going to work. It’s only a matter of time until we get someone to cure the genophage and we’ll overrun the galaxy with our oversized Krogan wieners.
SPACE BELONG TO VORCHA
>Lose war pathetically
>Make shit up about your sexual prowess to not feel like total losers
Okay whatever you say cum-ape
What war?
I killed literally dozens of you bird Black folk at Shanxi using nothing but my old M-7. Now I frick your women. Cope and seethe harder
I flexed a little and a billion humanBlack folk got genocided
First of all, you BIRDFRICKERS attacked some backwater colony that had like, two frigates in orbit. You barely did shit there before 2nd fleet showed up and KICKED YOUR ASS back to Palaven so bad the council had to step in and let us in.
>t. Son of a Shanxi vet
I'd bet it has to do with the fact that humans are one the few species, pre-reapers, that has a chance of actually winning if they got in a one-on-one with them.
Turians are military nerds and fetishists so it makes sense.