>According to Japanese magazines translated by Did You Know Gaming, the rather risqué hug was actually a mistake caused by the developers accidentally placing Link too close to Cremia and having his face intersect with her character model. Thinking it was funny and "any boy's dream," they decided to keep it, much to the amusement of fans.
Grooming is fine as long as it's heterosexual and the predator is attractive?
yes, as long as it's a shota it's ok.
Frick off homosexual.
different anon. You're both homos.
first post worst post
>Grooming is fine as long is attractive?
yes
Get over it
fine too
this because you self insert as the boy, but anything past that is no based or redpilled, it is in fact cringe pedoism disguised as based (coomers will never be accepted)
Where do you think you are? This is dicky territory. Little boys and girls run this town.
If you see yourself as the shota then how can it be? The attraction is to the older woman.
first post best post
my soul says no but my dick says yes
your soul is gay as frick
Boys have a penis, girls have a vegana.
Bullfricking shit i aint never seen a "vegana" in real life so it can't be real in video games
>the doctor when you're born in america
>Boys are born with a penis, girls are born with a vegana.
ftfy
>I disagree with medical science because it hurts my feefees
no, no he's right. some men cut their dicks off, but they will never be women.
People keep saying "Cut their dicks off" but that's oversimplifying things. The reality is far worse.
That's looking at it negatively though. If a man has an arm cut off, he's still a man. But a man chopping his dick off doesn't get a vegana, he gets an open sore.
>an open sore
so a vegana then?
The only sore veganas that exist are your mom's after I finished pounding her.
>women have wombs
>women have two X chromosomes
>women menstruate
>women have eggs
>women have the ability to carry babies for nine months and deliver them
>women have different wired brains
All of these are daily reminders that you will never be a real woman. But no please do go on taking pills and raising your voice higher to mimic one
From a scientific standpoint the distinction is they produce larger immobile gametes.
Back of the knee, maybe?
Workers create wealth.
it looks like hes leaning into it though
how is that an accident
in any case it's based as frick
They most likely changed the models a bit after seeing the mistake.
Can't people ever hug without sexualizing or creating imaginary intentions in their head. No wonder everyone here is a loner virgin. I don't think women have a mechanic in their brain where they are self aware of their boobs 24/7 and be self conscious the same way we are not aware of our dicks every second of the day.
They made the animation of him being tugged after the mistake.
This is what woke people sound like cringe. Go find some affection in your life and find out not everything is about intentions. Unless its something directly like
from a stranger than your mother then yes I'd be concerned.
gay.
it's only natural to imagine what all women look like naked
That's different. I meant in general. I don't deny I don't do this. I do however try not to sexualize every interaction I have with every woman I talk. One thing we have to understand no one owes us shit.
>not everything is about intentions.
leave it to frogBlack person to be this delusional
Everyone fantasizes female pedos until it gets to the part where she forces the boy to let her “inspect” the inside of his anus. Then everyone gets real quiet
homie, that's the best part.
Giwtwm
>no ring
7/10
YWNBAW
Hope she does the inspecting with her tongue
>Grooming is fine as long as it's heterosexual and the predator is attractive?
Yes?
Attractive people can do whatever the frick they want, stop seething lookcel
There needs to be some opt in from the youngin
>one hug is grooming
ok anon
It's still pedophilia, regardless of whether it's a female doing it.
>hugging a boy is pedophilia
>holding his head between your breasts to illicit a sexual response
Funny how you leave that out.
How is this wrong?
How about you blame Mother Nature for the fact that an average boy will be face level with an average woman's breasts
Except the developers intentionally left it in knowing the models were too close which resulted in him getting a face full of boobs. It's in the fricking OP. Stop playing dumb.
Because an adult shouldn't be sexual with a child and women don't get a free pass.
She hugged him, its not a sexual gesture, just affection
You know boobs are made for children, right?
>Except the developers
so its the devs, not her
men and women aren't the same, boys and girls aren't the same, they'll never be
I figured the joke was that it wasn't intentionally sexual.
It is perfectly okay for an adult woman to harmlessly indulge a young boy, as a treat and nothing more.
It's more about the power dynamic between both
If as you say, it's just a treat, and there's no further relationship involved, then barely anyone would ever mind having such an encounter with an adult woman, I know I fantasized about that as well at that age.
If on the other hand the woman turns it into a power play, where she's for example your teacher and holds your grades hostage or threatens to tell your parents and other psycho shit, then you're off the deep end and that will probably leave lots of mental scars for the boy.
Same reason why adult men with girls in their puberty doesn't work. It damages them. They can't deal with it, mentally, even if they're physically ready.
Or to boil it down further, the question one should ask is "Does this adult try to take something away from the child?". If yes, it will always end up hurting the child. If a boy is still completely innocent mentally, and a woman forces herself on him, that's traumatizing. If a boy would be ready, but the woman makes it into more than a physical thing, and starts taking advantage of him emotionally, that's also traumatizing.
You are so fricking gay it’s unreal
It isn’t if she’s attractive. Read the news.
>hugging is pedophilia
Please go outside.
Shut the frick up you cancerous amerimutt
Lol it's funny that you were sitting waiting to post this, almost like you knew your mutt obsession with this topic would get you called out
Kys mutt we don't need your politics
Women should be pedophiles, otherwise they'd make terrible mothers. Simple rules of nature, women need to love and desire children, else they wouldn't want to reproduce.
I guess those times my aunts hugged me when I was a small child, and kept trying to kiss my cheek or forehead, they were practically raping me in front of my parents...
Homosexuals like you are legitimately not human.
Are we now at the point that any sign of affection is pedo? Can no one hug anymore?
>Can no one hug anymore?
i cannot so nobody can
"You could get used to this" isn't referring to the faceful of freckled cleavage. It's referring to basic human affection. That is the first genuinely warm, loving hug Link can remember getting. Link was orphaned as a baby, he grew up as a pariah in a community of eternal children with no understanding of childbirth or parenthood (and even Saria, his only friend, wouldn't have any maternal instincts), and at a young age, Link was thrown into a life of constant danger and battle, where most people he meets are trying to kill him. Why do you think this Link always has that blank look on his face? He's completely numb. The only emotions he really knows how to express are shock and horror. Haven't you noticed that the Links who grow up in happier circumstances are more expressive?
>Zelda, Ruto, Malon and Saria never hugged Link
That sounds wrong anon, just saying
They didn't, though. Even Ruto didn't, and she was engaged to the dummy. The only people in OOT who offered to hug Link were the Gorons, which has its own issues...
The developers literally admitted he was getting breast_smother.
Right, but to Link, that's not the important part. The important part is that someone is hugging him in the way a mother might, something he's completely unfamiliar with. When you read between the lines, this Link's entire backstory becomes an exercise in depression.
You can definitely make your narrative that way but the intention is definitely the arousal interpretation. The interview candidly says link loved it for sexual reasons
>the link in question:
That’s OoT Link, MM Link doesn’t have the combover
I'm sorry your mother didn't love you, Anon, but Link just liked having breasts pressed against his face. Link grew up the same as any Kokiri, and they're all happy as can be. He has drawings in his tree house. He was clearly a mostly happy child and had friends. He just didn't have a fairy.
York please you have to keep your eyes on the road.
You'd lie if you said you wouldn't love it as a kid if any woman hugged you with your face going into her breasts
>Grooming is fine as long as it's heterosexual and the predator is attractive?
Yes, women can't rape so it's okay.
>Grooming is fine as long as it's heterosexual and the predator is attractive?
Unambiguously yes
>any boy's dream
Is it really?
Yeah.
Yes, unless you have brain problems.
🙂
What a chad kid
>NOOOOO THAT'S GROOOMING REEEE
>WHY AREN'T YOU CHUDS AGAINST THIS
Ikr??? Look at the poor kid he looks so traumatised!!!
FOKIN' LEGEND
>cant contain his smile
what a lad
>he cute!
holy based lad, I thougt "what a little homosexual" at first but when he smiled, my knees bent on its own
he is going places
Fake but I believe it
It's like that kid from the Sandlot reincarnated.
I always forget this movie's name
Lifeguard chick looks nowhere near as hot as I remember
Now, the chick from The Paper Brigade, she looks as hot as I remember and in the original uncut version there's a scene where she seduces Gunther's little brother to get him to tell her where Gunther went
This scene always made me hard as frick and gave me orgasms
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Yeah. And girls. It's instinctive for humans regardless of gender to find breasts attractive from birth and crave touch and oral contact with them in order to get fed (hunger and sexual urges are actually very similar instincts). The instinct remains through childhood and is eventually taken advantage of in sexual intercourse to encourage it to happen.
Kids like breasts as much as adults, and if there is even a shred of puberty in them (so like 8) it's definitely sexual.
Happiness doesn't rea-
>Grooming is fine as long as it's heterosexual and the predator is attractive?
Yes.
Link grew up and became a twink anyway.
Grooming is fine as long as it's heterosexual and the predator is attractive?
Correct. Man it's easy when you're older but not too old and also good looking.
It's incomprehensibly easy if you're in your thirties, tall, attractive, and have money
Not to mention this game is marketed towards children, who don't have the capacity to understand consent and boundaries between adults and children. The fact that there's so much art of this scene means a lot of people were affected by it. It's heteronormative grooming. Replace Cremia with an adult male and her boobs with his crotch and ask yourself if people would feel the same way.
obviously not, because homosexualry is disgusting.
>heteronormative grooming
You can't "groom" someone into doing something completely natural, normal, and healthy.
>boy's face near a woman's bosom - comforting, warm, motherly, natural
>boy's face near adult dick - vile
Simple as
So it's just a blatant double-standard. That was my point.
>LE DOUBLE STANDARDS!!!!
No, it's just how things are. Just like how you will never be a woman.
This why male victims of grooming are hesitant to speak the truth. Some coombrained guy will just go "Nice."
No one would go "nice" if they heard about a boy getting groomed, they would be outraged that a man raped him. Heterosexual relations are not grooming.
>some old hag touches little timmy indecently and traumatizes him
She gets the rope
>some attractive woman gives little timmy his first boner by pressing his face into her breasts, no strings attached
Oh no, anyways
My sister it's 8 years older than me and when I was a kid there was nothing I loved more than being touched and kissed by her friends. They were obsessed with me. I wish I could go back and experience that again.
Did she hug you too?
How far did it ever go?
Nice.
>the stories from the doujinshi were real
That said, older sisters are probably quite a pain in the ass.
My older sister was pretty cool, but I guess I was also the one who was often the annoying little brother
My sister was pretty cool.
>THIS BOY IS GETTING A HUG FROM A NICE LADY CALL THE SWAT TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!
And it still ended up pretty good with pretty good platforming and momentum, when it was Nintendo's first 3d platformer game on their new 3D graphics system.
actual cases of grooming are a lot more different and involved then a hug anon
I don't think you understand what "grooming" is.
Because men are supposed to be the pursuers, you dumb fricks. When it's man and girl, that means the man pursued a weaker target and is thus a weaker man. When it's woman and boy, that means the boy is scoping up out of his league as the pursuer and is showing great resolve.
Women "predators" don't exist except as a weapon to use against feminists who try to classify a man existing as "literal" rape.
>the boy is the persuer even when the women initiates everything because...he just is!
Literal victim blaming but your ape brain probably can't understand why.
>the women "initiates"
Flirting so that the boy will pursue you is not "initiating," it's just saying "take me."
Look at
again and tell me, who initiated?
All these salty replies prove that you're right. Based.
>Men are supposed to be the pursuers (implying women have more worth than men)
>Men who pursue girls are weak ("le power imbalance" cope)
>Women can't be predators ("female rape doesn't exist" cope)
It's laughable how obvious you made it that you're a seething feminist roastie. Get thee hence, wench.
I'm a man and I voted for Trump twice.
Nice job voting for a zogbot israelite
>IM VOOOOTINGGGGG
You arent even a man, cope more you empty husk
The male and the female principle are different. The male is the one who acts upon the female. The female is the one to be acted upon. Like a farmer tending to his fields, the farmer isn't worth less than the land he farms, just because he has to "pursue" them. The land is, while the farmer acts upon it to become. Both have an inherently different value. Both are necessary. Both have their own role. You simply do not understand the nature of men and women.
I can see where you're coming from, but your metaphor breaks down once you reduce the role of a woman to merely a field to be tilled. The relationship between men and women is less like that between a farmer and his land and more like two conscious agents in a transactional agreement. There is no "party A is the actor" and "party B is that which is to be acted upon." Viewing them like this absolves them of their responsibility to treat us like we treat them.
>your metaphor breaks down once you reduce the role of a woman to merely a field to be tilled.
Actually, it sounds like you're undermining the value of the field.
A woman is incapable of exerting power over a man without his consent.
>Viewing them like this absolves them of their responsibility to treat us like we treat them.
They literally have no responsibility. Their actions depend on the men around them. They are closer to children than to adult men.
It's like saying your dog is making your life miserable. You're the owner. Why is your dog acting like that? Because you trained it that way. Because you refuse to do anything about it. Thinking that women are fully conscious beings like men is what got most people into the situation they're in now. It's simply not true.
And if you're intimidated by women, you're weak, you're not an adult male, and someone should keep beating you with a stick until you toughen up.
I can smell you from here.
I don't care what little boys think about me. Go be upset about what women think of you, twink.
High T post.
I guess twitter was right about posters here.
Maybe you should go back there then.
Then go back and never come back you moronic muttoid
Obsessed with Americans.
Pretty sure someone who says "I GUESS TWITTER WAS RIGHT ABOUT HERE!! OMG" must be a stinky angloid, at the very least
I can picture exactly what kind of person you are irl, and what you project here is far from it. Wishful thinking will never get you anywhere, anon, you'll always be a sad, lonely, little man.
Let me guess, you believe giving women the right to vote and own property was good
The kind of man you're larping as isn't the kind that browses this site, specially not threads about /ss/. You think you have way more value than you do and it's honestly sad.
I'm going to browse whatever site I want, and I'm going to post in whatever thread about whatever topic I want. There's nothing you can do about it, and I don't derive my value and self respect from that.
You saying these things tells us much more about yourself than it does about me. You're weak, and you can't imagine others being strong, with similar interests and life circumstances. Because then you'd have to admit to yourself that only you are responsible for being a weakling, and no one else.
Holy small peepee energy.
Highly based correct, most of humanity's greatest thinkers had exactly the same thoughts, and the fact that these subhumans:
Cannot argue against you only shows that you're right.
On that note, when did this place became reddit? It's been a while since i last browsed Ganker, and some of the replies on this thread reeks of postmodern gibberish. They're NPCs, they cannot think for themselves, they don't even have the agency to regurgitate the consensus that they follow so thoroughly. They were brainwashed and cannot even realize that, and for that i cannot consider those creatures as humans.
>It's laughable how obvious you made it that you're a seething feminist roastie
Unlike porn addicted scrotes defending and getting off to this shit, "seething feminist roasties" do recognize that all child abuse is indeed abuse. Take a long, hard look in the mirror.
you must be new to feminism, huh
"Liberal" feminism isn't feminism.
I've come forward plenty times about my being sexually abused by grown men as a child but that's when members of the alphabet club suddenly deem it appropriate to use the F-word on somebody and think it's funny. Eat shit.
>different things are treated... differently?
>Heteronormative grooming
That's called nature. No grooming required. You're just defective.
Just give up you troon, nobody wants to see or participate in your disgusting fetishes.
crotches are not at hug height, it would never happen
Ridiculously moronic false equivalence. No one had to groom me to lust after cute teachers or mothers of classmates as early as fricking elementary school. The one who has been "groomed" is you by the media you consume.
This. In elementary school, if you had an even slightly attractive teacher, it was basically a guarantee that at least 75% of the boys in the class would be infatuated with her.
Girls don't really do the same thing with male teachers until high school, and even then, it's usually just one or two of them.
>high school
You mean middle school, right?
you have never interacted with girls in school, have you?
No hot male teacher is working at schools.
Not that I agree with the troon but you homosexuals are little freaks
I didn't start getting attracted to girls until I was like 11/12 years old
I pity you little coomer freaks who were jacking off at like 7 years old, you missed out the best time in life before coom starts to rot our brains and souls
Thing is, the time when you start does not matter that much. I may have started early, but I'm not by any stretch of imagination a coomer. The only point where I may have qualified as such was in high school when puberty was hitting the hardest. If you're weak minded and you can't control yourself it doesn't matter when you start you'll end up addicted anyway. I was just pointing out the fact that it is incredibly stupid to say that people are "groomed" to be heterosexuals
It's not so much "heteronormativity", it's just that a kind, warm, and attractive woman is the one giving the hug. Link could've been a 1 the scene probably would have been okay too. Also, boys have more agency than girls because they are male, this truth is literally reinforced by feminism so don't tell me that it's just as bad if the genders were swapped. I know this is true because of college title IX cases declaring that if two drunken college kids have drunken sex and then the girl regrets it the next morning, the guy has committed rape despite the fact they were both inebriated and it was consensual at the time.
>Link could've been a 1
Been a girl* even, what the frick.
Theres no way this scene would happen if link was a sub 8 boy, let alone a 1
>heteronormative grooming
Yeah, god forbid people grow up into what evolution has allowed us to exist for thousands of years.
The crotch and breasts are at very different height levels, you would know this if your ilk didn't try to ignore biology. Also
>boobs are the same as genitals.
>Replace Cremia with an adult male and her boobs with his crotch
False equivalence
The female equivalence of the crotch/dick is the vegana
The male equivalence of a woman's chest is a man's chest(which girls do like to rest their heads on)
Now go kys ameriscum
This. Even as a man, I wouldn't mind being pulled into a nice man's chest.
>Even as a man, I wouldn't mind being pulled into a nice man's chest.
That's gay as frick. I honestly feel uncomfortable just sharing body heat with another man.
>Elisehugsyou.webm
Who is Elise? Why is she hugging me? Doesn't she know I'm awful and unloveable?
>heteronormative grooming
I hope you're one of the first victims of the genocidal communist death regime you're helping to build
>replace a non-sexual body part which feeds children and thus is comforting to everyone with a an organ only used for sex and pissing
Wow, if you replace something with something else that's completely different, people react differently! I'm happy for you discovering the concept of difference anon
>Replace god tier /ss/ with degenerate homosexuality and you would feel repulsed by it
Yes. Yes, Black person. What's your point?
Nice bait
>heteronormative
yeah it's fricking normal to be attracted to women you freak
i think its fine because Cremia never strikes me as "old". Sure she's older than Link but ill say only by 2-4 years. Not 30 years. Everyone had a crush on a babysitter or your older sister's best friend. I relate to Link.
as for the double standard,
>homos groom others to become homo, simple as.
>God made man & women, simple as
>heteronormative grooming
America has in general fricked up terminology so much, that words don't mean anything anymore.
When a post-coital reconsideration by a female can turn a consensual sexual intercourse into "rape", then "rape" has stopped meaning anything.
When "woman" doesn't mean "a female human being's person" anymore, then the word has stopped meaning anything.
There is no boy entering puberty on this planet, that wouldn't rejoice diving with his head first into an attractive female's cleavage.
It can still easily constitute a crime on the female's end, if you interpret the law by the letter, but in the age of social-justice female human beings can't do no wrong.
Result: Link is clearly raping her right there. That toxic, masculine beast.
heterosexual is normal
no grooming is involved
yes and?
Yes, homosexual.
All these N64 games were terribly coded. Look at the videos of the dude fixing Mario 64. Mario 64's code look like it was written by a moron that didn't know what he was doing. A bunch of repetition and useless lines that only serve to bug down the game and frick up the framerate for no apparent reason. An insane amount of Switch/Case statements that could have been made into a couple of lines of codes using an IF. It's absolute amateur hour shit coded by some intern on his first job at Nintendo.
That's just wrong. What kind of boy would like that?
it's fine as long as it's fictional
President Macron enthusiastically says yes
is fine as long as it's heterosexual and the predator is attractive?
Unironically yes.
I can't believe people are taking OP's question seriously instead of posting cute redheads the frick is wrong with you idiots
Friendly reminder that homosexuals reproduce via molestation
Nice.
>Grooming is fine as long as it's heterosexual and the predator is attractive?
Yeah, it's what women told me my whole life.
"Yeah but that's every boys fantasy."
Not mine, I'm autistic. I genuinely just wanted to be left alone and read my fricking books and play my video games. Now, the desire to actually have a relationship comes up every now and then and the memories of those events actually make me physically repulsed at the thought of being alone with any woman.
Woman has that reaction? It's trauma.
I have that reaction? I'm a sexist incel.
But no I'm not an incel, I'm an involuntary non-virgin
The only witness, the only one who could have helped me when I went to the police, told me she thought it was funny that I, a male, was having that reaction. That was my first suicide attempt later that night.
It's called the double standard, we got the shit end of the stick here but women don't want us to change it so we just swallow it down, supress all the emotions and carry on.
I really do hate women.
>boohoo I'm an actual autistic moron and wanted to kill myself because a woman wanted me
Shut the frick up homosexual, should've done it so I wouldn't have to witness your homosexualy whining bullshitn
kys b***h
When your son is born and his teacher forces him to degrade himself, I do hope you say something better than that.
Though I already know how your life is gonna play out, you're gonna coast from thing to thing thinking "This is what's gonna fix me, improve me, make me a real man" and you'll drop it as soon as it gets challenging.
You'll bounce from job to job barely avoiding getting fired over your performance for the sheer fact that when someone calls out sick? Your boss knows you have nothing better to do and your mask is too thin to pretend you have real plans. You'll get strung along by your employers too, they'll tell you they'll promote you but it'll be a lie. But you, gullible idiot you, it'll be a lie. They just want you to do some above and beyond shit like work an entire month with no days off, and you'll do it, then get confused as to why those who didn't do it got the promotion.
The answer is they're personable, they're competent, they're smart.
I've seen your life play out enough times to know that this is how it goes for you.
At the end of your life? What are you going to have.
No savings.
No skills.
No friends.
No family.
All you'll have ever produced are thousands of gallons of belly semen lazily sloughed off your body into the shower drain, you'll occasionally muse to yourself it's thin and watery before you even try to wash it.
You'll outlive your family, of course. The lack of sunlight and thin layer of sweat will basically pickle you, removing most visible signs of aging.
So you'll leave a youthful corpse, but that corpse will be alone.
Your coroner will be silently disgusted that they have to touch you, wishing they could pawn you off on some intern, but people who actually want to do autopsies are rarer every day, because of cadavers like yours.
And you'll be given the cheapest funeral possible, most likely footed by the state or your landlord, after all, you had no next of kin and he's the one who found you.
Go back to discord troony
Incredibly gay post
Pic related
Work through your trauma
My god you're such an insufferable homosexual. Shut the frick up and start liking huge fricking breasts you dumb bastard.
Or, just have a nice day. I really don't care.
>The replies to this post.
Never change, anons, you awful pieces of human refuse. I love you all. Also, assuming this is true, hang in their, anon, for whatever that's worth.
Never played MM, only OOT. I would play this just to see this scene with not-Malon.
/ss/ is based and I'm not taking shit from any homosexual troony saying otherwise
Well good news because there's an entire quest line where the Inn keeper is engaged to a little boy and you have to reunite them
Does it matter if you're all going to die in three days?
Yes, because MAN + WOMAN is NATURAL whereas MAN + MAN is NOT you troon
Any boy wants to touch big breasts and look at pretty girls. No boy wants to be touched by a greasy male pervert.
>Grooming is fine as long as it's heterosexual and the predator is attractive?
Always has been
what would you call it if it was a girl the same age as link doing that?
/ll/. Also very nice
>IS-IS THAT...
>A BUSTY WOMEN HUGGING A CHILD!!!?!?!
>AIII!!!!! SAVE ME Black personMAN!!!
I WANT CREMIAS CREMIAS?!!!!!!???
>hug
>grooming
Americans are really fricked.
It fits Japanese humor and logic with other children's media so probably.
It's not that difficult to understand.
https://files.catbox.moe/74npgi.gif
He’s really going at her
Lewd
Is there some doujin of Shota Link fricking Adult women?
Bad Majora
Bad Majora by Passage
Shit art
So?
>Shit art
homie, passage's art is ten times better than the generic styles of any japanese doujin
Well if Cremia was grooming Link, she's good at it.
Lot of people here who've never been hugged.
>Hug
Oh, so that's how you call this thing? :0
One root beer milk please
bait
>a teenage/adult woman hugging a boy is risque
Whag the frick is happening to people nowadays?
Coom brain is infecting the masses
Oh no, boys getting affirming female contact after a job well done, what a travesty. Somebody call the internet police before they hold hands!
Well this thread rocks now
You just know that during Hyrule Warriors that Young Link was breeding those girls from across the timeline left and right
homosexual thread.
For homosexualS.
>Grooming is fine as long as it's heterosexual and the predator is attractive?
It's just not taken seriously
i was thinking about bringing that one up but comparing it to a single reward hug is so different
Imagine getting cucked by a 12y/o
Not gonna lie, I would be damn proud of the little bastard. Even if it means getting cucked.
Anon, it wouldn't mean that the boy has mad game but that your girlfriend is a mentally ill prostitute
But it's the only circumstance where it's okay for her to be a mentally ill prostitute.
yjk
Good thread.
every year new research comes out that attractive people live easier lives than their peers to the point some of them amusedly develop a complex about winning the birth lottery and justify it's because they have some other quality
Indeed, the Halo Effect
Man's getting downvoted for the truth. The halo effect is real but people don't want to admit it because that would mean admitting that all of their actions aren't consciously their own. That there's evolutionary and unconscious forces that drive you and make you a worse person because you don't stop and think about what you're actually doing or why you think a certain way. It's Darwin and Freud's universe pal, whether you like it or not.
freud has nothing to do with the halo effect.
people who post freud are major pseudointellectuals, i thought you homosexuals disappeared 10 years ago, but 10 years later you pseudo are still naming droppng the same psych 101 bullshit
Sigposting will never die.
>Daily Mail
This is literally why women always get lower sentences and, in most cases, a slap on the back for horrendous crimes with malice.
I wish “go into games machine” anon would come back
Yeah basically.
reminder that it's karmic justice to beat women
I am against molestation enacted by women but I do not consider a hug to fall into that category, even if it involves the face making contact with their breasts.
More people need hugs.
See ya.
>bought sexdoll
>realize i can make it look like malon
>cant get the elf ears to work with the wig without looking weird
should i make a cut in the cap part of the wig?
its been my dream since 6th grade
I was a late bloomer
anon we are going to repeat the same thing we have said a million times before:
any sex (be it rape/incest or what have you) is okay if the people involved are HOT. Adult males aren't hot (unless you are a f*ggot) but an adult female with a cute shota is.
>Grooming is fine as long as it's heterosexual and the predator is attractive?
Unironically yes, boys are horny as frick and know exactly what they're getting in to.
Haven't you ever heard "Hot for Teacher?" This phenomenon predates video games.
I remember being 15 and being sent nudes by a 30 year old : I'm not sure at which point in time people decided this was an horrible experience for me
Children are scions of innocence to be protected from every single hardship of the world, their purity must be preserved for the church.
It's stupid. I think imagery and nudes is perfectly fine for teens to be exposed to and even share. The problem comes from actual sexual contact which can get them STDs and pregnancy. That's when I start to worry about interactions with adults that may take advantage of their naivety.
link is gay anyway so it doesn't matter
I need rule34 of this
This makes me sad with longing.
Women have been saying this for ages, that any kind of grooming is bad, but then you have hordes of men calling little boys "lucky", "I wish that were me" or male rape victims "that wasn't rape, it was heaven!" among other shit. So if men really care about male victims as much as they claim, they would actually help and listen to them, instead of turning it into sexual fantasies and telling them it wasn't a bad/traumatic thing while pushing for media like this. You can't expect women to do all the fighting for you (though let's be real, it's all just virtue signaling to shut women who talk about abuse up, because deep down most of you genuinely don't give a shit about them to begin with and really do believe that you would've liked to be molested as a little kid. Maybe if you laid off the fricking porn you'd gain some sympathy for other males).
>Women have been saying this for ages
They literally haven't, women don't say shit about female pedophiles or age gap relationships where the woman is significantly older
Yes they do, in fact they get even more flack because they're displaying male behavior and should know better. Men with young girls just get a "ew what a creep" but women with young boys get hell from other women. Maybe start leaving your echo chambers for once.
>Men with young girls just get a "ew what a creep" but women with young boys get hell from other women.
Anon celebrity women can frick their actual son's friends and women don't say shit but they'll cry about a 20 year old guy fricking an 18 year old.
And don't even get me started on female pedos, judges (especially female judges) are routinely lenient on them and there's never any outrage about female teachers fricking their students the way there is about male teachers. I could go on.
This is healing, not grooming. Every man on planet Earth desires this, whether they know it, or are willing to accept it, or not.
It's a fricking video game of course It's okay anything is okay, who cares what walmart shitters think
Heterosexuals are not welcome in this thread. Link is a gay kid and he was disgusted by femoid mammal glands.
He is 10
Link understood his gay nature at 8. He also is a misogamist
If the boy was me and i was turned on then it's ok
Thanks to you all anons for proving why it's perfectly okay to ignore men when they whine "Why does nobody care about male victims?!"
This has always been the case, and it's the reason why those men have never been vindicated by anyone with respectable authority.
>not caring about a harmless game scene means people are in support of ignoring male victims
Stay moronic, newBlack person
>predator is attractive
How is this attractive?
Do you understand how much Link has been through? He needed and deserved this.
No kidding, this scene made me tear up a bit back then. It was the only comfort he ever had in two whole adventures.
I just realized not even zelda hugged link
How much strength does a man gain from a warm, loving, prolonged embrace such as this one?
puff puff
Have you seen that youtube video of that homosexual british kid listing every instance of puff puff but he can barely fricking pronounce the term through his fricked up teeth
I hope all of you get raped by a woman shoving a huge phallic object in your tight asses until you bleed and need surgery to close it up, since it "doesn't count" anyway. More men deserve to be raped.
>I like the idea of having sex with women
>BUT WHAT IF SHE SHOVED HER FINGERS OR AN OBJECT UP YOUR ASS?
YWNBAW.
>Grooming is fine as long as it's heterosexual and the predator is attractive?
If she's attractive and got some big ass honkin' milkers, then hell yeah it is. Goddamn, I fricking love breasts.
If you like it and actually look forward to it it means you consented, you moron. The point here is unwilling people being molested by attractive people. The person being hot doesn't automatically mean the victim consents, so you liking it means nothing in this convo.
>Th-that's not the point!
Don't care, Black personhomosexual.
Link clearly liked it, so therefore, he's not being groomed and Cremia isn't a pedo
All this consent and grooming shit is just 21st century stupid thinking brought on by feminism and weak men. Every boy likes hot women and it was not unlikely that a boy would frick an older woman, whether his aunt, his caretaker, his servants, and/ or a hooker.
Wrong
Milk
Good Rom.
Blessed thread
Milk!
Wrong
Wrong
Why do people like this game that is 120% re-using zelda 64's assets?
Lazy developers
because it's actually good unlike OoT
Doesn't matter that they are reused assets. I personally like Majora's Mask better than OoT. MM's atmosphere is very special.
It's not 120%. Maybe 25%.
its not groooming
Wrong
>stupid newhomosexuals think this is grooming
Good job not playing the fricking game, you dumb Black folk. Cremia never does anything with Link ever again after that quest, so it literally can't be grooming since she isn't pursuing him for further interactions, much less anything that remotely resembles "grooming"
Malonhomosexuals and the like are a plague upon Ganker and the Zelda community. We don't take ownership of these moronic coomer and pedophiles.
Hekkan
why so mad?
Does Cremia really have bigger breasts than Adult Malon?
Is she lactating?
Does she give Link bottles of her breast milk?
No, her model is completely unchanged from Malon's, just having a different name. People just liked the idea of her having larger breasts because of the hug scene
Fake af. They know what they did
homie, it's not real.
>OP and everyone else ITT
Was this removed in the 3DS version? I don't remember ever getting this cutscene after getting the mask, no matter how many times I did the sidequest.
No, it was there, same as before
Women can molest children and that's not okay. But were I the boy in question, it would have been okay because I could consent to it. Because I'm built different and correct.
majoras mask and i think totk are the only zelda games where i felt like a hero playing it in a sense that you had to save everyone
>Grooming is fine as long as it's heterosexual and the predator is attractive?
Grooming is fine as long as I'm on the receiving end and the girl is hot
>gRoOmInG iS fInE aS lOnG aS iT's HeTeRoSeXuAl AnD tHe PrEdAtOr Is AtTrAcTiVe?
Bet you think Cuties was a cinematic masterpiece
Cuties was literal pedophilia propaganda.
Technically, it was anti-exploitation of kids. But the director was a fricking moron who thought it would be wise to use actual kid actors, and Netflix making the brain dead marketing campaign of it being an "empowering" piece for young girls when it was really meant point out how shit like beauty pageants are predatory as frick
No, I said it's fine as long as I, myself specifically, am on the receiving end. Anyone else would be immoral.
>reddit capitalization
did not read
>everything I don't like is reddit
Spoken like the real redditor
not so. that type of capitalization is in fact rooted in reddit and as such is redditspeak in the most literal sense of the word, and no amount of projection will change that.
Literally wrong, and funny you mention projection, just the typical redditor
>keeps projecting and lying to himself
what did you mean by this
Keep being wrong, newbie
>Grooming is fine as long as it's heterosexual and the predator is attractive?
*it's heterosexual and the predator is female
Yes, always has been. One of the oldest double standard at this point.
I remember seeing this as a kid and feeling really comfy and warm. Nothing sexual, just an inexplicable sense of comfiness.
Thats a natural feeling. Everyone commenting about grooming and stuff are porn addicts
More like pedos projecting because they feel so insecure about themselves that they have to "call out" others so they can avoid suspicion
What? Most people in this thread are men. As boys we all wanted to bone hot women. How is that pedophilia?
The people calling grooming are clearly projecting pedos, end of story. Point, blank, period.
It's a motherly feeling, anon, not even necessarily sexual. Large natural breasts are a source of safety and comfort
Wrong
Did they leave this in the 3DS remake?
They did. Not sure why people would think the scene would be removed
>Not sure why people would think the scene would be removed
Because it was acceptable in 2000, but definitely would be considered problematic in 2015, although probably not in Japan.
Nobody ever found it problematic because it literally never was or will be
This entire thread is about how it's problematic.
Look at 90s movies and women doing sexy things to young boys is everywhere. You don't see that in any movies today.
>morons on Ganker making a fuss means it's a problem
Yea.... no. Stay wrong
the thread is not about how its problematic, its about wheather picrel
is grooming
This has never been problematic regardless of gender. The grooming panic is nonsense from the modern trumptards and feminazis. It's the anglos and their prudery infecting the world.
Have you been reading this thread?
This is the worst thread on Ganker presently.
Nah.
Wrong
>you saved my life and my lively hood
>here's a hug and a mask
Only an idiot would think this is grooming.
It's as much grooming as sex education is, and that's being banned everywhere.
I feel bad for the hot female teachers that get imprisoned because the b***hass student couldn't keep his mouth shut. God only feeds the people that aren't even hungry...
Link needs some manly breasts to have his face smothered in, that way he'll become a MAN.
So... Anyone here got to feel some tiddies as kids?
Because I sure as hell didn't, and still haven't.
bros...
That was pretty hot until it wasn't
Well that sounds like a shitty experience
CARLOS!!
Might want to get that Jurassic Parkinson's looked at, anon, you seem a bit shaky
You. Cut that out.
>NICE
>this isnt rape
>women cant rape!
I want to kill every troony/man in this thread who looks at this shit and still thinks that women cant rape unwilling men
yes
gonna cry?
>New DYKG video confirmed there was supposed to be a scene in the future portion of OoT where Link rescues Malon from a burning Lon Lon Ranch and rides off on Epona
LinkxMalon has never been more canon.
The guy saves the girl?
Talk about problematic!
Funnily enough in the actual quote he doesn't specify Link rescued Malon, but that you had to open the gate to let the horses out
Reject thots
Embrace noble steed
>That one elementary kid with the hot divorced mom who kept inviting you to his house but she never showed any signs of being a degenerate
>Kid [young] sucking boobs to drink milk
>Same kid [slightly older] being a few milimeters closer than 10 feet away from boobs
Leftist logic.
What's fine for babies isn't fine for kids. Not very hard to understand.
have a nice day you gay ass homosexual.
Anon pretends to be moronic online for attention because daddy wasn't there for him growing up again.
You are fricking gay. There is no other way around it. There is no other explanation.
Okay champ, whatever you say.
>christianity declares women as the cause of mankind's fall from grace and has labeled the human body a thing of disgust and sinful seduction for centuries
>this is somehow leftism
WRONG
Is this going to be 1v1 or another team aids game
SF is gay, Tekken 8 looks exactly like 7 w/moronic redesigns, MK just ...just wtf man, yeah im thinking im an SNK guy now since they still have sexy designs and even though they have gay characters the game aesthetics are centered around homosexuality
Fricking moron.
You're in the wrong thread doofus crap idiot
Wrong thread but Fatal Fury games have always been 1v1.
all of you aged out of either side of this situation
>Ganker is now pic related in 2023
Truly this board can't possibly get any worse. This is actual rock bottom.
legit asking what the frick is happening to Ganker? it seems to be intensifying weekly
Ganker was always like this
you changed
Ganker was never full of moralhomosexuals and I never changed.
the names changed but people pretending to be moralgays to get a rise out of the degens was like people acting like degens to get at the moralgays 10-15 years ago
what, did you think people were serious when they said "dude shes underage..."?
like i said, Ganker stayed the same, you changed.
so you got trolled and embarrassed about it
you're full of shit
>Ganker was always like this
It really wasn't.
Ganker in a nutshell
side1
side2
side3 - Ganker
side3 will troll side1 or side2 depending on the ease or size of reaction. just because you took side1 or side2 because you got too comfortable in your old age does not mean you are immune to Ganker trolling
Ganker stayed the same, you changed.
Nope.
then why did the trolling stop when i pointed it out? been over 10 minutes now
Keep in mind that half of these posts could've been made by just one or two dedicated trolls.
It's called foreign influences with the intent of destabilizing weak minded people on this website.
unironically /misc/ attracting puritanical normies and hicks
I only read /ss/ for the cute shotas
>TFW even if I get a girl like Cremia, I will never be a child again for her smother and dote on.
Without meming, how does one search up /ss/ (in minecraft) without getting put on the shit list. For educational purposes.
Sad panda.
literally shotacon in every booru or doujin site
Thanks. Take this finely prepared meal as tribute.
It's delicious. Thank you. Enjoy your statutory rape comics.
>statutory rape
Dont care for laws created by people that hail marvel movies as the greatest of all time.
But forcing the shota and once he enjoys it making him promise to keep it a secret makes it hotter.
you guys wanna hear a funny joke?
"emotional intelligence"
i was about to start laughing but then again my youtube algorithm is filling up with karens fighting police and always losing
Reminder that age gap is the best fetish
Link is built for BGM (Big Ginger Milkers)
Everyone enjoys a nice puff-puff now and again.
What compels a woman to do this to a kid
They get amusement out of it.
Elaborate
Women like seeing boys get flustered.
I still don't understand
>hey kid
ITS NOT FAIR
>giving a child a hug is grooming
>thinking his model clipping into breasts is funny is grooming
just say you're gay or trans or touched by your dad or whatever and move on, homosexual
This is not the thread I thought it was.
>throws away the old flute instantly
>throws away the old ocarina
>schizo world doesn't feature her
it's not fair.
No!
I dont take the manga as canon. I just assume that Link holds onto it as a momento. Just in game wise, the ocarina of time is literally the legendary instrument that you use so it has to replace it.
Yeah. So disappointing. And because nobody is posting girls, the mods haven't taken this shit thread down yet.
Cremia isn't an adult
i have been obsessed with boobs all my life. when i was a young child i dreamed of boobs. as i grew older i dreamed of boobs. even now i dream of boobs.
I've generated like 100gb of AI images and almost all of them have some variation of "((huge boobs))" in them. I like boobs too.