Hello, former boomer historian and national security adviser for the Bush administration here. Ask me anything. When the President asked me what to do about Al-Qaeda, I said to try a double envelope like at Cannae. When the cabinet asked me about the 2008 financial collapse, I said to do a double envelope like at Cannae. When that Iranian threw a shoe at the President, I took a drag from my cigarette and mumbled, "Et tu, Brutus." No one heard me but it was cool.
>"Et tu, Brutus."
*"Et tu, Brute (pronounced Broot-eh)?" would be the correct phrase. When addressing people, Romans would replace '-us', with '-e'. It's a fringe case called 'Vocative', and serves really no other purpose than addressing people.
>Achievement for playing as Western Slavs
>"Czech this out!"
>achievement for reuniting Charlemagne's Empire
>"Let me be Frank"
>achievement for killing innocent(?) Indians as Britain
>"He Hindu nuffin' "
/vst/ - Random Frogposting Stuff
I much prefer this to the guy sperging about political compasses and the guy LARPing as a brit for no reason whatsoever
>I prefer this brand of shitpost over other brand of shitpost
How about discussing strategy games, you fricking moron?
How about sucking the cheese off my dick, b***hboi? It's starting to look like muenster
i think maybe you are one of the political compass kids that seem to be the problem here
>achievement for couping/overthrowing/killing hitler
>"He did nazi that coming"
not
>Eek Ook Hitler Dood
You had one job, Anon
>Achievement for conquering England as Poland
>"Polish my English"
>achievement for playing as Spain
>"nobody expects le spanish inquisition xd"
>achievement for playing as Odrysian Kingdom
>"Thrace for Impact"
>achievement for building industry in america
>"Star-Spangled Spanner"
>Attila the Hun campaign
>Achievement: Huney, I Shrunk the Romans
This one unironically makes me pissed off
>achievement for conquering both the northernmost and southernmost provinces as Poland
>"From Pole to pole"
>achievement for defeating Canada
>"Can'tada"
>Achievement for conquering Turkey as Romania
>Chad the Impaler
>Achievement for conquering Africa as Germany
>Mein Black person
How about an achievement for not disappointing your parents or is that too hard for you
>someone says the n-word
>robbie spergs out for nine posts in a row
yeah we get it, you're black
>play as England and hover the cursor over the declaration of war button against Scotland for 30 seconds
>"Achievement Unlocked: Scotty Doesn't Know"
Anons.. I am kekking too much.. this is almost as kekworthy as the Emu War..
>play as Castile, give all your money to Monteczuma, and allow freedom of religion
>country is renamed to Spleasure
posting in epic bread
and then the winged hussars arrived
>exterminate every HRE nation except Luxemborg
>"Achievement Unlocked: Gerfew"
anyone else here a history buff
Me!! I love WW2 history docs! Patton was the MAN!
Hello, former boomer historian and national security adviser for the Bush administration here. Ask me anything. When the President asked me what to do about Al-Qaeda, I said to try a double envelope like at Cannae. When the cabinet asked me about the 2008 financial collapse, I said to do a double envelope like at Cannae. When that Iranian threw a shoe at the President, I took a drag from my cigarette and mumbled, "Et tu, Brutus." No one heard me but it was cool.
>"Et tu, Brutus."
*"Et tu, Brute (pronounced Broot-eh)?" would be the correct phrase. When addressing people, Romans would replace '-us', with '-e'. It's a fringe case called 'Vocative', and serves really no other purpose than addressing people.
Fascinating. Good post, anon.
have a nice day promptly
what’s your favourite ideology on the political compass bro. im catholic trad aryan
Not promptly enough
holy fricking shit why did an achievements thread cause robbie to sperg out
>NO YOU CAN'T LIKE HISTORY THAT'S NERDYYYYYYYYYYYY
Report and ignore.
>liking history is memorising a bunch of trivia facts and spouting memes
lmfao
And what do you do, huh? Whine about ESLs endlessly? Never play video games? Do nothing but whine on a board specifically for games?
Huh? What do your epic history references have to do with videogames or “ESLs”?
I dunno, maybe because they're basically EU4 cheevos?
>what do cheevo threads have to do with vidyaa
oh wait nevermind you're moronic nvm
>achievement for conquering Rome as USA
>"From sea to Holy See"
No idea what polish women have to do with your spam, but you should see a doctor about your interracial porn addiction.
>Achivement for playing as the UK
>Blood, sweat and tears
What a fricking chad.
These are just EU4 achievements
>Achievement for Colonizing Americas as Georgia
>"Georgia on My Mind"
This is an actual EU4 achievement except you have to control Georgia, the US state of Georgia, and the island of South Georgia
>colonize Alabama
>"Sweet Home Alabama"
>that's all, just doing an arbitrary action for a song reference to said place
>declare a surprise war on an ally as the filthy knife-ears
>"Around Elves, Watch Yourselves"
>Achievement for starting in and conquering every province in Australia
>"Frick off, we're full!"
>Achievment for conquering Jerusalem as Christian Japan
>"tbh Vult"
>Achievement for making robbie seethe
>42%
>achievement for conquering the Netherlands as Romania
>High Stakes