>"Achievement Unlocked: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition"

>"Achievement Unlocked: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition"

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    le epic history memes (read: references to wars bad battles because that’s as far as your interest in history goes) are nothing to do with strategy gaming

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What does the Spanish inquisition have to do with wars and battles you gigantic esl moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hello esl

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        hello iphone troony

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's from monty python not any historical event you spear chucking Black person

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >tries to own "le history referencers"
      >ends up inadvertendly revealing his own historical (and cultural) illiteracy in the process
      LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this triggered so many wikipedia article readers

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        cool attempt to save face there, moron
        maybe just don't assume everything is le ebin history reference instead of a le ebin pop culture reference you troglodyte

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Name 5 games with this achievement

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Civilization V
      Civilization VI
      Hearts of Iron 4
      Catherine
      Piczle

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Uh name 5 more!

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >When in Rome
    >Sun Never Sets
    >Place in the Sun
    All of these phrases can die in a fire.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    its not a history i don't think, im guessing its some sort of monty python or the like comedy meme, everybody on the planet would expect some sort of religious cleanhouse after the reconquesta

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    haha monty python! I get that reference, haha XD, wish even more devs were funny and based like this

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just turn achievement pop ups up so you don't have to deal with the shitty, immersion breaking memery

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      off*
      sorry anons
      this is how incensed achievements make me

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was mildly fun the first two decades.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Make your own iconic jokes and put them in your school shooting game, shart.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Haha, classic.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off back to Ganker with your offtopic garbage, frogposting moron

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Play as Japan
    >Beat Britain
    >Achivement unlocked: 'The sky ain't big enough for two of us'

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >A rising sun never sets

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >You Brexit, You Fix it!

        Ooooo good ones

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You Brexit, You Fix it!

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The Black person They Are....
    >The Harder They Fall

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >greatest ally
      As Israel sink your allys ship

      >Beat the Austro-Afro Alliance
      >As the Rurik Lunar Civ
      >Achievement Unlocked: Like mopping turds on the floor

      moronic ESL

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        *sharts into your mouth*

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >greatest ally
    As Israel sink your allys ship

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Fight a war with 2 or more participants as belgium and win
    >"I didn't hear no bellgium"

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Beat the Austro-Afro Alliance
    >As the Rurik Lunar Civ
    >Achievement Unlocked: Like mopping turds on the floor

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I always remember that quote from Python where they refer to the fact that they set out to create something so incoherent that it's impossible to describe.

    When then the word "pythonesque" was added to the dictionary, they commented on how hard they had failed in their mission.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd argue that that is a success. If the only way to describe your work is to create a new word that says that it's like your work, then it's pretty indescribable. Of course I'm not them, so they might have felt that as a failure.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
    >despite the fact that the Spanish Inquistion always told you ahead of time that they will come

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