It's a Zelda clone. Yes, I enjoyed it. I want a remaster. Or at least make it available on Switch. Unfortunately, Nintendo is fricking useless. We still don't have Windwaker. No new FZero or at least GX. No new Star Fox game. Pikmin 4 took forever to release.
I REALLY want a remaster or at least a simple port of FZero GX. Ran it on a emulator and it's hands down probably one of the best racing games I've ever played.
Selling individual Gamecube games with a LAN service if you pay? Emulation license that transfers beyond console generations? Completely impossible. Way too profitable and easy.
IDK. They can basically print money but instead pay lawyers to shut down fan projects.
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Or rom sites trying to make hard to find games available to the masses. Even though it barely scratches Nintendo's oh so precious dollar.
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>person digs small holes in your yard sometimes >calling the cops on him makes YOU the butthole according to your logic
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Your an idiot if you think rom sites hurts Nintendo. Like actually moronic.
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morons went on a mass emulation spree playing plenty of games available on NSO when Apple allowed the piracy app on their platform, don't sit there and lie to us like that.
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Yes the 11 trillion dollar company is going to die if I play games they don't sell anymore.
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>own IP >don't make the IP available for sale, other people already did it FOR FREE
Nintendo defends their copyright "religiously" because not defending it leads to loss of their rights.
Why do they get to keep rights over games they are leaving buried? Valve is successful because Gabe knows the only way to beat piracy is to give better service. The price isn't important. They regularly sell games for 50% off and have similar revenue per employee to Microsoft or Apple.
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>person digs small holes in your yard sometimes >calling the cops on him makes YOU the butthole according to your logic
Nintendo doesn't give a shit about when it comes to Starfox and C&D's/copyright claims
Frick that, Switch's rental system is garbage and one of the reasons I fell down the chinkheld rabbit hole. Now I have anything they could have offered portable, for free. Including Switch games. Just not WiiU, since there's no android emulator for it.
Yeah. This is exactly the kind of mildly enjoyable 6/10 game that could be greatly improved with a remaster >context options for shit like the bomb seeds >better combat >better arwing sections >krystal mode >optional dungeons
I'm sad the Assault rumors weren't true
My headcanon goes as follows: >alternate timeline >console was called the Super Wii 2U >Starfox Zero came out on 3DS >Starfox 64 remake came to Wii2U bundled with Adventures remaster >Guard wound up on iPhone & Android
I could go on but the autism is radioactive
wound up on iPhone & Android
Emulation software already exists for smartphones. Nintendo would print money selling games on phones while requiring a bluetooth controller for usage. Phone games suck ass.
it's just a repetitive game, with short missions, that relies on gimmickry. it could have sold a profit on phones, whereas on Wii U it wound up in dumpsters in droves. trust me when I say the other timeline is great.
Like, make it like "Mass Effect with melee and spaceship exploration" or something. So, have actual space battle setpieces and spaceship exploration to travel from location to location. Just pure space opera.
I always liked it. No one cares about rail shooters, btw. The only starfox game that will ever have a chance at existing in this day and age is starfox adventures 2.
Can we stop pretending anyone cares about Star Fox. The brand is not popular not even with furries. The only brand that's less popular than Star Fox is Klonoa. Star Fox has no fans given how from Adventures onward the series sold worse and worse. The brand is not popular. The characters are not popular. Dare I say it Silent Hill is more popular than Star Fox despite also being a historic failure.
Something to do with Miyamoto's autism. He's picky about DK. He only wants westerns to work on it for some reason.
I mean, look at how DK fell into nothing but scant, bizarre gimmicky shit and bad racing games after Rare got shipped off. Only when the gaijin approached yet again via Retro did fricking anything happen.
>But that makes the characters....unprofitable.
To Nintendo
>Well except to commission artists.
But they can't admit that rofl. They can't abandon it because it's Miyamoto's child, they can't service it because it's unprofitable and they can't sell it because of the first reason and because no one would buy it because it's not profitable.
So they're stuck maintaining the trademark at bare minimum and drawing the minimal amount of attention to it at the same time. Which is why Command, Zero, and SF2 were all low cost fillers that no one knew about due to poor advertising and sold so poorly it's a wonder that they even put him in Smash. They are only really sold to permanintendies who cannot ween themselves off the soi sauce dip that are these shovelware games.
Would like to see Rare do want they wanted with it.
Played it recently actually and I enjoyed it. Not a bad game.
It's far too late for that I'm afraid.
It's a Zelda clone. Yes, I enjoyed it. I want a remaster. Or at least make it available on Switch. Unfortunately, Nintendo is fricking useless. We still don't have Windwaker. No new FZero or at least GX. No new Star Fox game. Pikmin 4 took forever to release.
I REALLY want a remaster or at least a simple port of FZero GX. Ran it on a emulator and it's hands down probably one of the best racing games I've ever played.
It's good.
You would think Nintendo attaching emulation game licenses to accounts is a no-brainer, but they are moronic.
>"Krystal needs sex appeal"
BASED BASED BASED
Perhaps next console we'll get GameCube Switch Online. One can only pray.
Selling individual Gamecube games with a LAN service if you pay? Emulation license that transfers beyond console generations? Completely impossible. Way too profitable and easy.
Why do companies hate money?
IDK. They can basically print money but instead pay lawyers to shut down fan projects.
Or rom sites trying to make hard to find games available to the masses. Even though it barely scratches Nintendo's oh so precious dollar.
>person digs small holes in your yard sometimes
>calling the cops on him makes YOU the butthole according to your logic
Your an idiot if you think rom sites hurts Nintendo. Like actually moronic.
morons went on a mass emulation spree playing plenty of games available on NSO when Apple allowed the piracy app on their platform, don't sit there and lie to us like that.
Yes the 11 trillion dollar company is going to die if I play games they don't sell anymore.
>own IP
>don't make the IP available for sale, other people already did it FOR FREE
Nintendo defends their copyright "religiously" because not defending it leads to loss of their rights.
Why do they get to keep rights over games they are leaving buried? Valve is successful because Gabe knows the only way to beat piracy is to give better service. The price isn't important. They regularly sell games for 50% off and have similar revenue per employee to Microsoft or Apple.
Nintendo doesn't give a shit about when it comes to Starfox and C&D's/copyright claims
Frick that, Switch's rental system is garbage and one of the reasons I fell down the chinkheld rabbit hole. Now I have anything they could have offered portable, for free. Including Switch games. Just not WiiU, since there's no android emulator for it.
Yeah. This is exactly the kind of mildly enjoyable 6/10 game that could be greatly improved with a remaster
>context options for shit like the bomb seeds
>better combat
>better arwing sections
>krystal mode
>optional dungeons
I'm sad the Assault rumors weren't true
Oh yeah, and I forgot the biggest thing
>an actual General Scales fight
I'd buy it just for playable krystal over the whole game holy SEX
If we ever get a remaster of adventures I would love to be able to play as Krystal throughout the entire game.
PUT THAT DOWN! YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SCAARAABS!!!!!!!
>One of the only IP's that proves this image wrong.
nah, all i wanted was Dinosaur Planet
why is star fox so hated by nintendo
>You liked
As a kid, yeah. Now, I find it too boring to finish
>and want to see a remaster
Still have the original game. No need for a shitty remaster.
I’d much rather see a port of star fox assault the actual best star fox game
Tribal krystal > skintight scifi krystal therefore the Zelda clone was better, I don't make the rules
this also give tribal fox but put him in a dupe of krystal's outfit
I don't like it and the mod that lets you play as Krystal makes it barely tolerable.
I'm almost desperate enough for a good 3D Zelda to want to play this.
It looks gorgeous for a GC game. It also has its moments and has that euro rare charm.
My headcanon goes as follows:
>alternate timeline
>console was called the Super Wii 2U
>Starfox Zero came out on 3DS
>Starfox 64 remake came to Wii2U bundled with Adventures remaster
>Guard wound up on iPhone & Android
I could go on but the autism is radioactive
wound up on iPhone & Android
Emulation software already exists for smartphones. Nintendo would print money selling games on phones while requiring a bluetooth controller for usage. Phone games suck ass.
it's just a repetitive game, with short missions, that relies on gimmickry. it could have sold a profit on phones, whereas on Wii U it wound up in dumpsters in droves. trust me when I say the other timeline is great.
No, I want the original game that was playable at the expo
Yeah it was a comfy game. No, I don't want a remaster, I want to play the original game again and will soon.
I want another game like Star Fox Assault, especially with online multiplayer.
game would anyways crash when going down a hole un the first dinosaur level, never played past it.
Remaster?
Bitch, I want a sequel!
Like, make it like "Mass Effect with melee and spaceship exploration" or something. So, have actual space battle setpieces and spaceship exploration to travel from location to location. Just pure space opera.
I always liked it. No one cares about rail shooters, btw. The only starfox game that will ever have a chance at existing in this day and age is starfox adventures 2.
I still fricking love stuff like Star Fox 64 and House of the Dead. Shame zoomers can't see the appeal of rail shooters.
Yes. Yes I would.
Can we stop pretending anyone cares about Star Fox. The brand is not popular not even with furries. The only brand that's less popular than Star Fox is Klonoa. Star Fox has no fans given how from Adventures onward the series sold worse and worse. The brand is not popular. The characters are not popular. Dare I say it Silent Hill is more popular than Star Fox despite also being a historic failure.
>The brand is not popular. The characters are not popular.
The brand is only popular because of the characters.
cute naked dino feet
Something to do with Miyamoto's autism. He's picky about DK. He only wants westerns to work on it for some reason.
I mean, look at how DK fell into nothing but scant, bizarre gimmicky shit and bad racing games after Rare got shipped off. Only when the gaijin approached yet again via Retro did fricking anything happen.
Nah, make Assault 2
>I wouldn't even call these characters cult popular.
>furry porn staple
>mfw
>The brand is not popular. The characters are not popular.
The brand is only popular because of the characters.
I want to see it redone with all the Star Fox nonsense removed.
I want to CUM deep inside Krystal's fox PUSSY and test if she can be impregnated by a HUMAN MALE
That is all
I don't think you get it. The characters are so popular that people abandon the game for them.
Half naked Tribal krystal > generic sci fi suit
Literally soul vs soulless
>And then it can do what it always was destined to do which is FAIL
Yeah, like every other Rare game.
GOD
>But that makes the characters....unprofitable.
To Nintendo
>Well except to commission artists.
But they can't admit that rofl. They can't abandon it because it's Miyamoto's child, they can't service it because it's unprofitable and they can't sell it because of the first reason and because no one would buy it because it's not profitable.
So they're stuck maintaining the trademark at bare minimum and drawing the minimal amount of attention to it at the same time. Which is why Command, Zero, and SF2 were all low cost fillers that no one knew about due to poor advertising and sold so poorly it's a wonder that they even put him in Smash. They are only really sold to permanintendies who cannot ween themselves off the soi sauce dip that are these shovelware games.