admit it, you looked up how to long jump

admit it, you looked up how to long jump

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ??

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game itself tells you how to do that. How the frick can people not understand how to play Half-Life? Everything you need to know is either told to you by an npc or by text on screen, but when I watch people play it they're DSP tier.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats why its gonna be funny if valve bother to do another half life and everyone complainn how boomer and not hand holding its the game i think they stopped csuse they realice of cod modern warfare 4 trend

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        shut the frick up esl moron

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do Americans think having a second language is bad?
          ESL is not an insult, it's a marker of your own blind ignorance.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you don't know english then you shouldn't be posting. God, I miss when third world subhumans didn't have internet.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >having a second language
            Your english is fricking terrible. If you can't speak or write a language in a way that natives can understand, you don't "have" that language.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not him but I thought Americans are famous for shitting on grammar except when it's an argument.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              ironic

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ironic
                How?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              My English (capital "E") is exemplary. And yes, it is my second language. My third is French.
              But I get it, you're the main character and you can't ever be incorrect.
              You're a fricking fool.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >My English (capital "E") is exemplary

                Thats why its gonna be funny if valve bother to do another half life and everyone complainn how boomer and not hand holding its the game i think they stopped csuse they realice of cod modern warfare 4 trend

                >csuse they realice of cod modern warfare 4 trend

                have a nice day you arrogant, stupid monkey.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                So even the thought of two posters being different people didn't enter your smooth brain?
                You call others "arrogant" to save your own ego, you waste of space.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >me am totally of not being the poster but i are very much the offended on behalf of the him
                Likely story.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So even the thought of two posters being different people didn't enter your smooth brain?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NTA
                >actually TA

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >would rather drag himself through barbed wire than admit a simple frick-up

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ESL newbie can't into poster count lmfao

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                My first post to you was my first, idiot.
                There's that ego again. Take a bruising, it's not that bad.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                But the poster count didn't go up.
                Strange.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you play through the entire time, it is never once mentioned how to do long jump and its never used anywhere else except heavily during the last mission.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    no because I actually played the tutorial

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xen remake version its too fricking good besides the fricking extension of the levels like its almost a fricking open world game speedrun

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >main server i play hldm on has everybody spawn with long jump
    >none of the new players use it
    >shit on them
    feels good

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's shooting people through the wall with the gauss right as they spawn

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's in the Hazard Course, which was also part of the Uplink demo, so no, I never had to look it up because I wasn't a stupid dick.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zigzagging and dodging crossbow bolts/charged tau shots
    >Fricking off a whole other direction and dodging rockets at long range
    >Jumping right in the face of any shitter using all of the above, putting them in a panic before double tapping them with the shotgun
    Most fun I've ever had in an FPS ever since COD Advanced Warfare.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a gaming hermit who never played Half Life until last night.

    It took me an hour to figure out how hit the 7th target behind the bulletproof glass in the training level.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll humor you. What games do you usually play?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Minecraft and Flight Simulator.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Long jump
    >Gordon doesn't say 'WAHOO'
    Game ruined.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played the tutorial in '98

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie, there's an in-game tutorial that TELLS you exactly how to do it. It's called the Hazard Course and you didn't play the game.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how do you do it

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ? No

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