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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My lips are constantly pulled back, I couldn't even if I wanted to

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is what you look like

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        those lips aren't pulled back, anon. You failed to properly portray him, anon.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah i started jumping up and down with my mouth open as wide as possible screaming "i'm a beta sóybóy, i'm a beta sóybóy"

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No? It’s the lamest final boss in the entire Soulsborne genre

    It should’ve ended with Godfrey

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Better than Demon Souls

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because Allant is the true final boss the cuthulu tree demon blob is just there for lore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Let me guess, you're not white.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a Hispanic and I loved it frick you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Nashandra

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically better than Elden Shart.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Elden Shart
          You troons are getting really uncreative with these

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Malding over a shit boss
            kek

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Malding
              Go back to twitter

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Cry about it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, go back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Radagon would've been a fine final boss, but the elden beast just fricked it up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If it had ended with Radagon, I wouldn't have such a problem with it. But then they slapped on Elden Beast immediately after him. There needed to have been a gap between the two. Or he changes back to Marika and she's the final boss.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Or he changes back to Marika and she's the final boss.
        I don't know why they didn't do this

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No idea. She'd probably be an interesting final boss. Or a repeat of Nashandra and be a fricking lame one. But my point about Elden Beast still stands.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I would assume Radagon is stronger than Marika.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why would you assume that

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He is a man

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                excuse me chud?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Marika makes no sense, she wouldn't have had any reason to oppose us.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know, anything would be better than immediately fighting the Elden Beast after beating Radagon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The all coping literally says that marika did that shit of not entering the tree on purpose for eternal punishment when he tries to kill you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Radagon is way better boss than
      Nashandra, true king allant and gwyn.
      Gherman, Soul Of Cinder and Isshin are better than Radagon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Soul of Cinder sucks, I will never understand why people suck its wiener so much

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only Isshin and Gherman are better. Soul of Cinder is a neat idea executed poorly.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Second phase soul of cinder not gwyn sucks with that bullshit big aoe tekken juggle high damage bug sword slashes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In overall quality.
      Glock Grandpa+Jobberchiro > SOVL of Cinder > Gherman+Moonsquid > Gwyn > troonygon > Allant > Nashandra + Aldia
      Bonus
      Missus Trump > WARRIOR > Leonard+1 > MorgottMagrit > Edgy Furgay > Norfskin duo > Lord of all that is golden > Dragon Waifu > troonygon > Placidusax > Rykard > Don't even remember the rest.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You talk like a gay

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry I hurt your feelings.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You didn't, I just don't know what half of what you said even meant because of your dumb memelording

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I just don't know what half of what you said even meant
              You don't have to be mad just because you are dumb, anon.
              Relax.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm dumb because you can't talk like a human being, weird

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What part did you not understand, ESLanon?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Most of the dumb names you made up that you thought were hilarious jokes, moron-kun

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm fitting in and you're going to like it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't make any of them up tho.
                All are used by the community.
                Lurk moar.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >All are used by the community.
                Maybe on your subreddit, I've never heard any of them before

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Literally no one here calls half of those bosses by that reddit-speak frick off.

                Community ≠ subreddit.
                Lurk moar.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not lurking on your subreddit moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Been here since 2010, try again bud

                >she thinks being here since 2010 makes her an oldgay
                lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Who said anything about being an oldgay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                His whole defense revolves around telling people
                to "lurk more" for a bunch of games that are only a few years old, so he doubled down and made himself look like a moron by bringing up a random year that pre-dates his cringe-speak entirely.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I can't believe someone got this butthurt over some innocent jokes, pathetic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                His whole defense revolves around telling people
                to "lurk more" for a bunch of games that are only a few years old, so he doubled down and made himself look like a moron by bringing up a random year that pre-dates his cringe-speak entirely.

                >she keeps talking to herself
                Girl, I told you to calm down ten posts ago.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >He doesn't know how to differentiate new posters from old.
                You've outed yourself enough times /r/etard.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Been here since 2010, try again bud

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Literally no one here calls half of those bosses by that reddit-speak frick off.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Rykard that low
        Hard disagree, I thought Rykard was cool as frick but I also liked Yhorm. I appreciate the epic-ness and the assigned gimmick weapons for them. Rykard 2nd phase has the most soulful arena in the series

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yhorm is barely even a fight, Rykard can at least actually kill you

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It looks cool

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not really

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Disagreements are okay.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        glock grandpa isn't even the best version of isshin get the frick outta here

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that final boss list
        Frick that anon, i like the character Gwyn but he is a shit boss, if you tryhard him then he is trivial parrybait, if you dont go the cheese way out he just swings his sword really fast, no way he is better than either Radagon nor Allant.

        Isshin Fire/Emma>Soul of Cinder>Gherman>Radagon/EB>Isshin Saint/Jobchiro>Allant(fake)>Gwyn>Moon Presence>Nashandra>Aldia>Allant(true)>Mergo's Wet Nurse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shut your dumbass up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly by the time I got to this guy I was just so done with how unbalanced the whole game is and wanted it to be over. He got moonveil spammed as a result.

      No, Sekiro and every other game in existence did better.

      Nah, in terms of final boss build up

      Sekiro>DaS1=DeS>DaS3>DaS2>ER>BB

      It felt almost kind of offensive really, like he is only doing the pose because the OG trailer got memed into obllivion with OOOOH ELDEN RING shit, i felt pandered to in the worst possible way. Only beats BB with "oh i guess grandpa can walk now" since we actually heard a decent deal about Radagon and how he wanted to be the "perfect warrior".

      >Pointless cutscene with Marika
      >Who despite being built up all game says and does nothing
      >Turns into someone else because they're the same person
      >Neither of the most important characters in the game do anything
      >Re-used game theme plays
      >It's another stupid fricking zombie-king boss
      >Shit spectacle phase 2 with a blob that flails and runs the entire time
      >Complete with yet another fricking re-use of "field of giant trees" set piece
      Lazy as frick boss.

      I wonder who could ever be behind these posts

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's weird how the mere existence of Dark Souls 2 is enough to make people irrationally mass-respond defensively like this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I wonder who could ever be behind these posts
        Wonder no longer, he is a pic of me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          t.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Body Type B

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MUH OLDMAN BEARDED BEING THE FINAL BOSS JUST LIKE MUH FAVORITE FIRST DORK SOULS!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously Godfrey was the best boss in the game, but I think Radagon comes close

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I liked Morgott a lot, and Radahn was cool with your squad of npc summons

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Radagon is just too squishy and his moves are far easier to avoid than most bosses in the game (and certainly, much easier than the lategame bosses)
        He looks dashing but idk. FROM probably consciously wanted him to be easy so that EBeast would be the "real" fight

        Also is it just me, or did most threads used to call the EBeast the "Greater Will" early on? Or was it just a filename that tended to come back often?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Elden Beast itself doesn't even really feel like an actual fight. Just a big punching bag

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I guess what I said could also apply to it, but I'm a fricking potato at these games and I could die to the Beast, while certainly not to Radagon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No fricking shit, this game's final stretch was worthy of a crown.

      You are a homosexual and your lifts are weak and your testosterone levels are low.

      Allow me to set the stage;
      >the symbolic representation of all that has been is set aflame, you are literally walking in a city covered by its ashes to create a new world to be
      >arrive at the peak of the dreg heap
      >the final boss was the wise mentor all along, grown despondent
      I'm impressed
      >actual final boss is the legendary warrior king you've been hearing about all game, he rips his clothes off and goes berserk halfway through the fight
      I KNEEL
      >True final boss is actually the physical incarnation of humanity's uncertainty about its own future and direction, juxtaposed with the will to forge on nevertheless
      GOOD FRICKING GOD I'M CREAMING MY PANTS
      >At the end of the fight, God itself takes form from the previous order's ashes to challenge if your new age is truly worthy to succeed the previous
      FULL-ROOM STANDING OVATION HOLY FRICKING SHIT

      As soon as I finished my playthrough I went out, walked up to the first beautiful woman I saw and then made sweet consentual love to her on the spot. I was charged with a felony for doing it in public but after explaining the game in detail the prosecutor let me off the hook.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah did I mention the fact that the OST calls back to the first reveal trailer and the main menu theme? Good god I wish this game wasn't open world, I actuall wouldn't ever stop playing if it wasn't for the cobstantly repeating 5 minutes of horseriding from A to B and the 2 hour long spiel of collecting rocks to upgrade my shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just start NG+.
          The way how open it is, I mean in the order you can approach bosses and things and the fact that you need only 2 great runes for endgame, it was designed to be replayed this way - not doing everything in single run necessarily.
          Just do the parts you liked/want to revisit the most.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I actually love the trailer music I still listen to it

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly by the time I got to this guy I was just so done with how unbalanced the whole game is and wanted it to be over. He got moonveil spammed as a result.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you me?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. I just summoned mimic and stopped giving a frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah idc what any wienersucker says. The extreme input reading made me loathe the game. After I beat it I went back and finally got good at sekiro because I respected the combat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        frick, sekiros combat was so good
        i, naively, thought Elden Ring would have combat on par in tightness, difficulty, fluidity, etc. but with the breadth of souls weapon selection

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I was hoping that it'd at least have more unique combat - like what Bloodborne and Sekiro did - rather than just copying Dark Souls 3 for the mostpart.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            On that note, where the hell are the trick weapons From? Such an amazing concept.
            I'm replaying BB for the first time since TOH came out and it's killing me remembering how much better considered every aspect of that game was.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I was hoping that it'd at least have more unique combat - like what Bloodborne and Sekiro did - rather than just copying Dark Souls 3 for the mostpart.

          On that note, where the hell are the trick weapons From? Such an amazing concept.
          I'm replaying BB for the first time since TOH came out and it's killing me remembering how much better considered every aspect of that game was.

          It pisses me off that they literally took steps back from dark souls 3 combat wise. I thought they were going to put more importance on stances and more intricate movesets. Dislike how they pretty much threw out the idea of weapons with unique movesets like Valorheart and Aquamarine dagger. They made enemy movement and elaborate attacks but didn't give you tools to dance with them like Sekiro or BB does, it just doesn't play that well imo. Beat the game twice and I don't think I'll ever play it again, it's really boring. Elden Ring PC is the lamest player character respective to their environment in the series since all they really did with the combat was give some strong flashy ashes of war, which is just glorified swordspell casting. It would have been amazing in 2016 but I expected more from the devs in current year.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sekiro has lots input reading

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mostly felt that way towards the end, but I did genuinely enjoy the last two fights. Something about them felt more fair than Godfrey.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What was unfair about Godfrey??

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          His over aggression. Especially in the second phase along with his massive aoe attacks that must be spaced, not dodged

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Grab attack: The Boss featuring Shockwaves
          Godfrey's gay. Basically spams the one grab attack that does much, much more damage than literally any other move and can one shot you if you're not full, while being hyperaggressive and input reading your chugs with more spam.

          I don't feel bad about killing him with a kamehameha

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought his fight was decent and beast looked cool but wasn't that interesting. Godfrey however pissed me off

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Godfrey however pissed me off
        I have no idea what you're talking about
        >t. Moonveil and rain of Blood mimic spammer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >play magic
      >complain that the game's too easy
      ???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same lmao. I got sick of the game around Leyndell and then it just kept going.
      Doesn't help fire giant, foreskin duo and the cosmic fish are all total garbage.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fire Giant is fine, Godskin Duo are massively overblown as tp their difficulty, Maliketh is rad as hell, Godfrey/Hoarah Loux is one of the best fights in the game, Radagon is also one of the best fights in the game, and Elden Beast is a bit annoying but it's a great setpiece boss. Quit b***hing homosexual it was fun

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >let me tell you what you like
          How about you gargle my nutsack, homosexual.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Cry harder dickhead
            >IT SUCKS AFTER LEYNDELL
            Is that what your admin told you to post

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >c-c-cry harder mumbled the fromdrone through gritted teeth and tears

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >discord shazamtroony falls back onto preprogrammed gobbeldeyasiatic
                Every thread

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Any more of your schizophrenic boogiemen you wanna tell us about?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yap yap go back troon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fire giant has too much hp and can fire missiles in directions his hands aren't even facing

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hitting his big glowing weakpoints hits for critical damage and his fire has lore reasons for tracking you it's the fell God controlling the flames he's just its vessel

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Lore is such a gay excuse for bad game features. Not surprised FROMs dogshit programmers would manipulate you all with it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fire Giant was great.
        >Not another Storm Ruler fight
        >Throws out massive attacks but with plenty of warning to dodge, block or run past them on Torrent.
        >kino phase 2 cutscene
        >Alexander.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Attack his toes
          >he can basically never hit you here
          >keeps spamming those shitty rolls that take him a million miles away, walks extremely slowly back towards you
          >phase 2 he stands still for basically forever and his legs don't work
          It was kinda shit senpai

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Fire Giant was great.
          Fire Giant was literally not a real fight. It was a big, stupid NPC model doing random animations that didn't threaten you at all, while you just attacked its' foot until it died.

          It wasn't a real boss, it was a joke filler fight designed to put content in an otherwise content-free zone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >beat him normally after trying 20-30 times.

      I can't be the only one...fricking zoomers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah no I surprised how shitty or easy to give up Ganker is. I beat godfrey and radagon no spirits, dex build with that malenia katana. Godfrey took only like 45 minutes to beat too

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >malenia katana
          bait.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why is it bait? Genuine question, I just thought it looked cool and dont really give a shit about the meta. Is it like OP or something?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not that anon but Its not brain dead like other katanas, it requires forethought and preparation but once you get it off, its over. Just have that talisman that heals you with consecutive hits and the ones that boost damage. Also have high poise and you'll be eating through enemies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >dex build with that malenia katana
          literally me except I had put like 40 points into ARC and Radagon is immune to bleeding so I was effectively fighting him with 40 less levels

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, it's one of the reasons I really dislike weapons which Ash of War cannot be changed. I'd rather quickly change my weapon to be less optimal but at least not hit something the boss is immune to; rather than just flat out do nothing with no way to change it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Same

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same lol. Just summoned my Mimic and spammed lightning miracles while my mimic tanked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Close, but not quite the same for me. WARRIOR got the cheese blitz treatment, but I decided to give the final boss a fair show. Radagon was a lot of fun. Then space flea showed up and I just cheesed it too. I still think Radagon is one of the best bosses in that game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Try to beat him solo
      >Finally do it
      >Elden beast appear
      >Kill me with his BS ray attack, move around like a moron and frick up the camera everytime
      >So tired of bad design in bosses in the game
      >Simple dont give a frick and summon mimic (pre nerf)
      The game after godrik phantom go straigh to shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i thought i was the only one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I really like Radagon fight it was fun to learn, but Elden Beast kinda ruined the vibe there should have defiantly be checkpoint like in Bloodborne just feels weird to kick Radagon's ass again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      very rare for a filtered player to make it to the end, congrats! but you were still filtered.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same, I used Taker's Flames

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >these replies
      Jesus how embarrassing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty sad that seven games deep, Miyahacki can't balance a game and people have to make a conscious effort to make the game harder for anyone to take it seriously, and then outwardly belittle anyone that doesn't follow their own little handicaps.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same here bruh but I went extra far with +10 shield skeletons after beating the rest of the game with nothing but whatever weapons I had upgraded, frick this lame ass estus eater lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >trying to play the game without having any of it spoiled for me by the internet
      >using the mimic summon because I thought it was cool to have two of me plus I don't have much FP on a strength build
      >at one point do some dumb 1v1 fights with a group of friends
      >one of them is using hoarfrost stomp
      >ask them where to get it because it was doing crazy damage
      >somehow missed it near Caria Manor
      >spend the rest of the game just mimic hoarfrost stomping everything to death
      >beat Godfrey, Radagon, and Elden Beast all in one try just because friend wanted me to "try" the bosses at like 3 AM before I went to sleep while he was watching me play
      >finally go online after finishing the game
      >everyone complaining about all the OP shit in the game

      I don't understand why people would be upset about feeling powerful in a PvE game. Souls games have always had dumb broken shit in them and that's half the fun when you find new weapons or spells: finding out if they're really strong.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a bit subjective. For me it's a problem when it trivialises the game and entirely removes the challenge, instead of just mitigating it and making you feel like you've gotten yourself an advantage. There were some boss fights at the end where I hardly even saw the move-set, and I didn't really have to adapt or learn anything and as a consequence of that I found the earlier parts of the game much more enjoyable and engaging in hindsight. By the time I was steamrolling stuff I was ready to just get the game over with because it had started to feel like a slog. It is fun to find something really strong, but when an item is broken the appeal wears off very quickly. It's like discovering cheat codes in a game as a kid and being really excited about how powerful it makes you feel and then realising that you've ruined the game for yourself by spoiling everything in it and essentially putting it on story mode.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >unbalanced
      How dare me making three or four mistakes in a row result in my death?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just exploited his bug. Run to him and hug his sites while walking to his back. He can't attack you if you're behind him, so he turns around. You can kill him without getting attacked. It's basically Amygdala all over again. Amygdala also loses the ability to attack you when you stand behind it after ripping off it's arms.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. I'm sick of people jerking off over this game. It's a poorly designed, unbalanced shit show. Everything that people complain about with ds2 is in this game and they conveniently ignore it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a great game, cry more

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nope, he was a massive letdown after getting memed by the pro wrestling guy

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Wow anon I didn't know you're pathetic 30 kissless virgin, why expose yourself like that loser do you shake around women do other men make fun of you?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, in terms of final boss build up

    Sekiro>DaS1=DeS>DaS3>DaS2>ER>BB

    It felt almost kind of offensive really, like he is only doing the pose because the OG trailer got memed into obllivion with OOOOH ELDEN RING shit, i felt pandered to in the worst possible way. Only beats BB with "oh i guess grandpa can walk now" since we actually heard a decent deal about Radagon and how he wanted to be the "perfect warrior".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Switch Bloodborne and DeS and its accurate

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah mate, with DeS both meet ups with Allant are meaningful, with the fake demon showing how much power he once had and how formidable he is and later with the real showing the shell of his former self. It also helps he is the king, so the state of Boletaria is in his hands, there is just this constant pondering of what the men who threw his kingdom (and possibly the world) into chaos is like.

        While Gherman see under here

        >2 and 3 above BB

        Disgusting. Gherman being the first hunter and a constant presence in your game built him up plenty and his fight was perfect. Moon Presence is a a fantastic reveal but goes down way too fast for her own good.

        I didn't give a rats ass about Nashandra or Soul of Cinder because they're never really developed as characters. Nashandra's fight is outright bad, but Soul of Cinder can be fun at least.

        Im not talking about the fight itself but the build-up. Gherman is your mentor but ultimately you assume he is the "im too old for this shit" kind since he is in a fricking wheelchair and ultimately, being the first of the clean up duty doesnt amount to much in terms of the world and its state (unless you go the jap thing of old=stronger). Gherman getting up is at best a cool surprise but the only build up there is the fact you cant kill him and he just fricks off if you try to hit him.

        Nashandra is a shit fight and its not particularly amazing but the twist is handled better here, room the moment you get close to her painting in that shitty room that starts cursing you know she is a backstabbing b***h, standing alone in that ghost castle, they go so hard on her betraying Vendrick that you are just expecting her to frick you, its alright build up, not the best but not "grandpa is not crippled" tier.

        DaS3 is a bit too weird to explain, SoC itself is never mentioned but the way the fight goes and transforms is the build up, since what he represents is basically the whole point of the game and in a way the trilogy. Its way too gameplay related so i think its fair if you want to put him on the bottom since its concept "comes out of nowhere".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I would have, except
          >a couple days before getting to Radagon
          >on Youtube
          >recommended video: Elden Ring Main Theme (Final battle version)
          I got spoiled on a few things in this game, but this is the only one that really upset me.

          I like Gehrman, but the DLC improves him a lot as a character imo.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I feel for you anon, that's the worst thing to spoil in the whole game.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Man, I got spoiled on Isshin on fricking day 1 of Sekiro's release. Luckily it turned out to be Shura route Isshin, so when I got to Sword Saint Isshin, I technically didn't spoiled.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I dont know if this thread will last for you to see this, but its not like Gherman was a bad character pre-dlc, i just thought he just didnt have much build up as a final boss. Though you are correct that the "fine" character that he was improved greatly with the dlc, the connections between maria, the doll and him (and his sexual thoughts about the doll which translates to his feelings for his apprentice) really gave him some depth and made his staying prisoner of the hunter's dream far more compelling than some vague contact he had with Laurence we see in his crying dream.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The amount of times that has happened to me on shitube makes me want to tear my skin off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >2 and 3 above BB

      Disgusting. Gherman being the first hunter and a constant presence in your game built him up plenty and his fight was perfect. Moon Presence is a a fantastic reveal but goes down way too fast for her own good.

      I didn't give a rats ass about Nashandra or Soul of Cinder because they're never really developed as characters. Nashandra's fight is outright bad, but Soul of Cinder can be fun at least.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, i kinda went onions when i noticed that it was the main theme playing at the moment

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, Sekiro and every other game in existence did better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God sekiro is so good. Just finished NG+. May go for all endings

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You are allowed to like things unironically

    I’m sorry years of being a zoom zoom have poisoned your mind

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, I just wanted the game to be over at that point

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >felt in love with ER theme since the first trailer came up
    >leave the game on the menu at the start of every session now and then to hear the song and get into mood
    >didnt think i would hear it anywhere else
    >finally at radagons
    >this kicks in https://youtu.be/fi0NxuDUuv4
    >all this time the final boss's theme was hidding in plain sight
    >get massive goosebumps like i rarely get in recent vidya experiences

    besides some shit happening in life, im grateful to be alive and enjoy these kind of moments

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was cool. More games should do this (I know there are lots, but still). I liked his moveset but as others said, at that point I just wanted it to end

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally söylent chugging homosexual mentality

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I loved it, i was disappointed with malenia, the voice acting and cutscene were pretty dull, I dont remember the music either, and the same thing for most of these final bosses with the exception of the all knowing maybe. So it was a really fun ending to me.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was perfect.

    >Doesn't say anything
    >Turns around
    >Theme song starts playing

    On par with ahhhh you were at my side all along

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Pointless cutscene with Marika
      >Who despite being built up all game says and does nothing
      >Turns into someone else because they're the same person
      >Neither of the most important characters in the game do anything
      >Re-used game theme plays
      >It's another stupid fricking zombie-king boss
      >Shit spectacle phase 2 with a blob that flails and runs the entire time
      >Complete with yet another fricking re-use of "field of giant trees" set piece
      Lazy as frick boss.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish we could have interacted with Marika, she's built up the whole game as the goddess and the whole reason everything's so fricked and we just find her crucified and she doesn't say anything before turning into Radagon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Crucified in a literal shot for shot from Evangelion too. Then we got a Princess Mononoke boss right after. It's like they ran out of ideas so just started ripping everything they could from other media

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but miyazaki made mononoke to begin with

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No why would i soijak here
    Only time ive soijak'd in the past few years was when at e3 microsoft conference silksong trailer

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chadagon of The Kino Order
    >theme is a remix of the main theme
    >it's the guy from the very first teaser trailer
    >is important in the lore and story
    >walks slowly towards you with extreme confidence
    >fights one handed with a fricking hammer

    and then you have the virgin elden beast
    >looks like my mom's dinosaur
    >literally who
    >runs away while spamming spells like a homosexual mage
    >muh emotional music no one remembers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >muh emotional music
      It's also part of the title theme you doofus

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, its remix of zanzibart with generic woman or kids choir

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Epic post fellow redittor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked Elden Beast ok. It didn't look how I was expecting. I was expecting it to be the final boss, but with how Melina called Radagon 'leal hound of the Golden Order' I was expecting some sort of wolf-like thing, like Radagon's hounds. Not spacewhale.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >bruh, look at dis doood

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >looks like my mom's dinosaur
      w-what?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i love the fact that the elden beast turned radagon into his sword after he failed him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wait for real? that gives so much more meaning to the shape of the blade. nice.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he thinks i beat the game
    i was bored out of my mind the whole way through and dropped it when i got to the plateau

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fighting Radahn
    >he suddenly jumps into the air
    >music cuts out
    >turn around looking for him
    >see the asteroid
    >mfw

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Meteor*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this but unironically.
      His attack and Radagon's intro were actually memorable.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was whatever. I find i didn't particularly care about any of the characters for some reason

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >villain is a troony brainwashed by a higher power
    This was the most based moment in the history of gaming

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ngl I'd frick Eli erdwick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is a troony brainwashed by a higher power
      Lorelet amerimutt

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah dude I'm sure Miyazaki is very interested in the american troony epidemic
        /misc/ lobotomized moron

        >IGNORE WHAT IS IN FRONT OF YOU
        >ACCEPT

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          crazy people dont understand they are crazy. the connections make perfect sense in their mind. you are screaming at trees tier crazy with this shit. troonys are not the end all be all of life, stop being so obsessed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          WHAT'S IN FRONT OF YOU
          >He says as he cannot recognize a woman from a troony
          American education

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah dude I'm sure Miyazaki is very interested in the american troony epidemic
      /misc/ lobotomized moron

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are all the bosses in this game the same.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know you were trying to show off the cheese strat but I thought it was genuinely cool how he had to set up Mimic while dodging Rad's wombo combio just to create an opening for him to set up terra magic

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I skipped every cutscene in elden fart

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i didnt even get to that part because i was bored way before it lmao

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    incredibly underwhelming after fighting his children
    godfrey should've had his stats multiplied by 10 and then he should be the final boss

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Radagon has the most brilliant moveset in the game. I don't dislike Godfrey but he's incredibly basic by comparison.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the maliketh reveal
    >waking up in the ashen capital
    >btfo'ing gideon, even with his fanciest moves
    >HOARAH LOUX, WARRIOR
    >then this motherfricker
    God the last leg of Elden Ring knows how to hit, right up until the fricking elden beast

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't know who that was because I didn't pay attention to the """story"""

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. I was like thank god it's almost over so I can uninstall and never touch it again. It was a slog through and through. Frick open worlds. Good thing I didn't pay for it.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no because i was half asleep powering through this 1d z targeting slave caste game on autopilot

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well duh.
    >for two (2) whole years the only thing we know about Elden Ring is that there is a person with a hammer, destroying the Elden Ring
    >the final boss is that very person, along with the trailer music in the background
    People who didn't follow Elden Ring since day 1 just wouldn't understand.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, I did Malenia before Godfrey and him so I was carrying a weapons grade amount of seethe with me as I obliterated both bosses with minimal effort. I should have probably taken a break to appreciate the end bosses more.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No frick off tourist

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Radagon is great as a final boss but I disliked him as a first phase of a final boss. Him deciding to jump up and lighting spam for a bit got real tiring when I just wanted to get to another attempt at Elden Beast already. Godfrey phase 1 was a lot better in that regard.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >think radagon is a cool looking “cinematic” fight to top off the previous boss rush
    >elden beast appears
    I’m going to personally break miyazaki’s elden ring (jaw) if he ever gets the stupid fricking idea again of making a boss that is functionally a zoner

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, it was just this random guy with no build up. Had a bleed build with mimic and it was just too inconsistent getting to elden beast, so I just leveled up the 130 crit dagger with frost, equipped the parry/riposte health regain talismans and learned to do Radagon with 1 flask used at most and no mimic.

    This was the only pair of bosses that made it more fair against summons/bleed builds. Very disappointing balance in this game

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The absolute state of eldentroons.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, I had no particular investment in Radagon whatsoever.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I cringed because I thought the final boss was a troon.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would i lol
    this game is just an incoherent mess
    who the frick was this moron?

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was absolutely kino and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Boss appears
    >Cool music, great composition and nice design
    >Radagon of the golden order
    >Who?

    The fact that I almost 100% the game and didn't know who the frick he was because I didn't read the description for myrmidion's cum rag that was hidden somewhere in swamp #7 completely destroyed any tension, not to mention the goofy chicken nugget dinosaur you fight afterward.
    These games have absolute dogshit writing and pacing and I'm tired of Vaati fans pretending otherwise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bro please
      I can forgive you for being unaware of 95% of the bosses in the game but how could you NOT hear Radagon being mentioned

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know man, maybe I lost interest after my 19th chalice dungeon reskin, 6th dragon, 4th magma wyrm or a copy/paste of fricking astel and stop paying attention since nothing felt like it had any actual weight or importance.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Low quality bait

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When I finally killed the rot b***h I absolutely jumped up and made a onions face. I'm ashamed

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will admit I thought the main theme playing was fricking cool, probably the best track from the game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I will admit I thought the main theme playing was fricking cool
      Too bad it only lasts for 10 sec.
      In the end the best theme of this game is the main menu lmao.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Too bad it only lasts for 10 sec.
        ? It's Radagon's entire boss music.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >final boss theme is the same as the game’s main theme

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >epic edition

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that it got spoiled for me by two seconds of a clip that autoplayed, due to no fault of my own. It's such a recognizable theme that I knew right away what I was looking at had to be the final boss and the theme was 100% the main theme.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He is going to transform? Yup he is transforming

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lame compared to Gehrman or the Chadest of Chads: orphan of Kos.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was cool but I already expected him to be the final fight so it definitely did not have the impact it should. I didn't really like fighting him that much either so that also didn't help.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even know what does that mean

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    genuinely a bad boss fight, with Elden Beast being worse.
    i'll never beat Elden Ring, forever stuck on these two morons. Maybe one day Ill summon someone just to help push me into NG+.
    I can run circles around bosses in Sekiro but Souls bosses are absolutely torturous thanks to the rudimentary and simplistic combat loop

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Radagon is one of the best boss fights in the game and Elden Beast is way overblown, it's not that bad just slightly annoying

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >i'll never beat Elden Ring

      anon just summon Tyche or Mimic and spam one of the moronic weapon arts
      this game balance is non existant you have no business getting stuck unless you want to do things the "hard" way

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >i'll never beat Elden Ring, forever stuck on these two morons.
      You do know that you can literally just walk up to Radagon when the fight starts, and as long as you don't just actually melee attack him, his AI never triggers, right? So you can just spam any spell that hurts him and as long as you never break his posture, he'll just stand there and not attack at all.

      And then Elden Beast is just a matter of running up to him, using some weapon that does an AoE effect, and letting it damage him. Astel's Wing is extremely easy. Takes two minutes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Elden Beast is like Nashandra to me. It's a really shitty boss fight no matter how simple or easy it is lol, it's just not a good final boss. After soul of cinders I thought they figured out kino, but I never imagined it would get infinitely worse in their next game.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not really
    I did the face at placidussax tho, by finding him organically

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What? By the end game, I was so exhausted and burned out. Empty open world, tedious dungeons, repetitive enemies, unbalanced bosses... Complete nosedive in objective quality and subjective interest after the capital. Snowfield was a chore, pacing is completely fricked, then all the late-game bosses were only designed around AoE spam. By the time I got to Maliketh I just wanted this to be finished and stopped giving a shit about any lore stuff.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still do and unironically get chills

    Can't help it. No boss in the other games was this kino

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >*yawn* here we go again
    >summon mimic and mash hoarfrost stomp
    >get ranni ending
    >uninstall game

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not even slightest after killing Malenia.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah It was great and instantly became one of my favorite bosses.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I crushed him with a Greatsword.
    The Elden beast was a bit annoying though.
    Godfrey was more fun than both and Malenia is one of the best bosses in all of Souls.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, I cringed, male assigned eldentroony.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Radagon royally fricked over Rennala why should I basedface for him? frick that Black person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And Ranni fricked over the entire world by releasing death cancer by killing Godwyn because "muh mommy"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ranni caused everything, Godwyn's assassination is what made Marika smash the elden ring which caused the shattering wars. Rannigays are moronic, she's literally the core reason why everything is so fricked

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't the greater will hijack the crucible and wipe out the fire giants? I don't recall anything saying life sucked before it showed up.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I agree I thought hearing the title theme there was cool, if that's what you mean.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So the DLC is going to be about Miquella, right? He's the only demigod we never interact with at all and he's by far the most interesting one with the potential for the biggest impact on the world and story, and he's also the only one that's still alive at the end of the game other than Ranni

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno anon tanimura is moron enough that the fake zanzibartland dlc be true

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Beast should have been like True King Allant, devoid of a vessel he should have been powerless and destroyed. Fits the fricking lore about muh meddling god things just fine, how gods are powerless without their followers.

    Also Radagon is a step down from Godfrey, even after From cut a bunch of Godfrey content likely because they realized it was stealing Radagon's thunder.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Rong is artificial difficulty, Ganker!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is indeed once you grab CHAOS shield you can rape anything without bother their moveset except malenia with her bullshit hp drain that becomes eternal rape with no end

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Godfrey > this homosexual troony

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based. NG+2 really puts your skills to the test when you're fighting this Hoarah Loux. No summons or magic, you can only afford to get hit once. Took me 1 1/2 hours to beat him, but god damn... it was the most satisfying boss in all of souls.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >If you kneecap yourself this boss is pretty hard.
        Dies in under 30 seconds to bleed like 90% of the enemies in the game.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't understand why they haven't nerfed bleed yet.
          It's not as bullshit as hoarfrost stomp was, but it's still bad.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't understand why they haven't nerfed bleed yet.
            Because these games aren't made to be as difficulty as you want them to be.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Works intended they just need to do METAL BOSSES with no bleed

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Radagon is immune, great shitter filter and fun fight. We just need MECHA GODFREY to finally get RoBtards out.
              Also blocking should completely nullify bleed buildup from weapons in PvP, it's not like poison or frost where there's shit splashing around on impact. And fix the buildup when dodging while they're at it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They have rock bosses with no bleed

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            For the dlc

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how are you guys liking the new ranni?

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was filtered by Radagon. Must have taken 70 tries to beat him even with the Mimic on every attempt.

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    After Radahn, I was severely disappointed that the final bosses didn't have nearly as much spectacle and were incredibly fricking standard. Some sort of 3-way fight would have been great.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring is the second best From game, right after Sekiro, and I am tired of pretending it's not.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Name one thing Ranni did right. Her killing Godwyn completely fricked the Lands Between.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Name one thing Ranni did right
      You can't because she fricked everything up, and her solution is to frick off into space and say "not my problem lmao"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The only good about that doll b***h is the meme kings field sword that now its fixed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Name one thing Ranni did right
      You can't because she fricked everything up, and her solution is to frick off into space and say "not my problem lmao"

      Seethe and cope. Waifuchads won.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Speedreaders didn't pay attention and don't realize she's the reason everything is shit
        >Waifucucks just think with their dicks
        No shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ignores the immutable fact that she quite literally ruined everything, destroyed the lives of millions, caused millions more deaths, and caused the fall and ruination of an entire perfect kingdom and then just runs away into space like a c**t because he simps for blue doll pussy
        Trannicucks are so delusional it's absurd

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Everything bad that started in Elden Ring is traced back to Marika and the Greater Will.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Marika shattered the ring out of despair and anger after Godwyn was assassinated, which was Ranni's doing. Ranni was the root cause of everything

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >He thinks it was out of despair
              >He thinks she wasn't planning on rebelling against the greater will for a long time

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The game explicitly states that Marika shattered the ring out of grief over Godwyn's death

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The game also claims Radhan is a mindless beast yet he's also apparently sane enough to continue holding back the stars.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He literally crawls around on all fours cannibalizing his own soldiers and screaming at the sky

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It also says he's the mightiest warrior yet Malenia has never known defeat like both are the best warrior in the setting

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Those two things aren't mutually exclusive

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The post capitol damage ramp is fricking moronic. 60 vig with dragon plate and still got to eat crab or use black flame protection just to take more than 2-3 hits.

    DLC is going to take longer cause they have no where to go. Boss design stops mattering when it's just the players nuking them before they get nuked. Expect 3 phase shit to gate burst.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand how so many people issues with this. I was like 50-60 vigor in Beast Lord armor + cape. For talismans I had magic/elemental as well as physical resist.
      I could handle more hits than that at full heath, 4-5 easily at least, with the exception of maybe the heavily telegraphed grab attacks.

      Plus you are faster than in Souls games, you can jump, roll and run more, so you can heal more easily, you just have to bait out the heal attack or use terrain(Godskin Duo). Did you use Greater Runes and/or items for buffing?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This, it's really not that bad. The only enemies that I thought hit a bit too hard lategame were the banished knights in Farum Azula, they hit like fricking mack trucks but everything else felt like a pretty natural rampup

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm on NG+3 and using lighter armor but base is still worse than any other Souls game by far. Max vigor, dedicated talisman slots, heavy armor, and crab makes me feel as durable as an average DS1 character.

        This, it's really not that bad. The only enemies that I thought hit a bit too hard lategame were the banished knights in Farum Azula, they hit like fricking mack trucks but everything else felt like a pretty natural rampup

        Pretty sure the scale stays the same for all those areas. Banished knights in Farum hit as hard as the ones in Castle Sol.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Expect Wolverine bossfight with frieza forms

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No I didn't give a shit about Radagon being the elden ring, but Radagon and Marika revealed to be sharing bodies was the true kino for me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You find that out earlier on if you do Goldmask's quest

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I fricked up and forgot to do it before completing the game.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just furled my brow, summoned mimic and spammed bloodhound L2

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, but I soi'd more when I fought Isshin for the first time tbh

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    watched a lore vid and still didnt care

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i've never played this game. i've played demons souls before already like 4-5 times. kinda sick of these games

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Basedjaked
    Anyone who uses this as a verb should drown themselves in hot oil

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Godfrey was much more hype

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Elden Ring had more cutscenes. It's obviously a deliberate choice to have less since 3, Sekiro, & now ER have only used them for major bosses, but I do miss the characterization those little movies gave otherwise unremarkable bosses like Pinwheel or most things in DeS.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It has them for most of the important bosses

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Radagon was a good boss, Greater Will fricking sucks and ruins the whole fight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You mean Elden Beast?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, that

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you guys are butchering my beautiful english language

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      English is a shitty globohomosexual language.

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are you guys mentally ill or something
    What is this all shazamdiscord troon coffin whatever shit
    This doesn't make sense in the slightest, it's like the ramblings of a psycho in a mental asylum

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Elden Ring just wasn't good.

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