After this i thought bethesda finally got it. And then they shat their pants again. twice

When far harbor came out i was sceptical, after all it was fallout 4, but after playing it i was amazed.
Of course it wasn't a perfect experience, but it was an actual rpg, with actually interesting quests, decent writing and worldbuilding, and npc's ranging from okay to actually pretty good.
Setting was cool, And tone and accent put was much closer to what fallout should have been, in visuals, themes, gameplay priorities and other details.
And then nuka world comes out, linear, goofy, bright mindless shooter in a literal theme park with almoust literally no story and an evil preston garvey. And as a logical progression from that pile of shit that shares notihng with fallout but the name came out 76.
Why? It's not even New Vegas mogging them at this point. THEY did it, why bethesda ignored their greatest achivement and doubled down on their failure?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody on this board is going to defend Bethesda but cool blog I guess.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Al Nanes and Justin Schram were lead quest and level designer for Nuka World.
      Will Shen and Daryl Bringer were lead quest and level designer for Far Harbor.
      It's not like Bethesda is a monolith, different people have different ideas for things they're in charge of, and can make bad judgement calls.
      Luckily, Will Shen is lead quest designer for all of Starfield.

      Todd posters have been here for a decade and a half, we're not stopping anytime soon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh thank god, that means starfield wont have a completely shit quest design which is all im asking for.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can't wait until Starfield comes out and without skipping a beat Ganker swaps from "Emil is a shit writer, Will Shen should be lead writer" to "Will Shen is a shit writer". Far Harbor having good writing is a meme. There's nothing special there. Nothing even remotely special. The only thing that might have been kind of creative and interesting was the robot murder mystery but then it turned out that was plagiarism.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Id take mediocre over total dogshit that bethesda normally pumps out

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Emil is still lead designer so we get to continue disparaging him as is tradition.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            still best thing they had since morrowind
            Emil still plays a major role in starfield tho, so Shen's writing might still get buried

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    New Vegas looks like shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      76 looks worse

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >but it was an actual rpg, with actually interesting quests, decent writing and worldbuilding
    lol no

    Far Harbor is only liked by "sad writing is good writing" morons and it certainly has no more "actual rpg" than the base game. You're just a homosexual moron pseudointellectual homosexual frick morons troony obsididiot nvtroony love fricktard homosexual frickity frick frick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You okay, anon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bad bait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >and it certainly has no more "actual rpg" than the base game.
      There are multiple skill checks all over Far Harbor.

      There are four INT checks in the base game, three are in one single quest, the one with Captain Ironsides. The fourth is a hidden and meaningless skill check where you're not moronic and understand that powerful magnets are used to move Liberty Prime's limbs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What are you talking about? There's lots of skill checks in base game. But they don't do moronic things like "MAYBE WE SHOULD GUARANTEE HER SILENCE BY RAPING HER? <REQ: INT 8>". Instead perks perform the task of "skill checks" and it's done via real gameplay instead of fake gameplay. Go read a VN, homosexual.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          are you one of those morons who thinks "should i shoot him with a fat man or skeank up and bonk him with a baseball bat" counts as rpg choice?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, you complete fricking idiot, that absolutely is actual rpg choice. Are you actually claiming dialogue options are the only thing that matters and character builds having an effect on anything other than dialogue choices "doesn't count"? You are beyond fricking moronic. Like I said, go read a fricking VN if all you care about is dialogue.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >that absolutely is actual rpg choice
              Guys, I picked the rocket launcher in Halo over the sniper rifle, I'm playing an RPG.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This but unironically.
                Imagine the type of person to prefer a rocket launcher over a sniper rifle, or vice versa. Then imagine what other choices that type of person would make.
                Congrats, you're role playing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                did you ever played D&D or CRPGs?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yea, I'm in two groups right now. Weapon choice and how you decide to engage the enemy are things me and other players talk over based on our characters' perspectives even if the end result is the same. The big guy wants to just bust down the door and whack people while the rogue wants to sneak through the vent and whack people.

                Making a choice isn't inherently an RPG mechanic, that's a reductive and frankly moronic way of looking at the world and RPGs in general.

                It's not an RPG /mechanic/ but it's a key part of the mindset of playing RPGs. If you don't get into playing a character, you can turn any RPG into a simplified action game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                dooes your DM does npcs or stories or it's just a string of situations to solve?
                I'am not saying you are wrong, iam saying that you only half right, what you describing is one of TWO aspects, whithout both its either ARPG or a visual novel

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Making a choice isn't inherently an RPG mechanic, that's a reductive and frankly moronic way of looking at the world and RPGs in general.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              RPG takes its roots in role playing board games where besides "gameplay" you could behave and interact with the world in a manner limited only by your DM's ability, videogame RPG's aim should be to find a way to replicated both aspect, and agency inside the world and it's stories as well as ability to be the PERSON you role play as is achieved motly by dialogue options you dumbass

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >as is achieved motly by dialogue options
                No. Just no.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yes, just yes, you are just an autist who jerk offs on numbers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the one with Captain Ironsides
        Which coincidentally Will Shen was also lead design for.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No. Todd did that quest.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Children automatically think dark stories are somehow more mature even if they're complete dogshit. See Persona 3/5 vs 4.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        far harbor isnt much darker than f4 in concept, f4 just sucks and barely adressed any questionabl topics so you just didnt noticed it

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fog is a good excuse to make the island feel post apocalyptic, because it's implied that the people there otherwise just lived normally and thrived. In vanilla fallout 4 there's no excuse for Boston being as run down as it is.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bethesda DLC is what they actually want to make but the main campaign is what the analytics say they should make.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Main campaign is Emil's bad taste in writing

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bullet sponge enemies
    >troony synth allegory
    >buggy quests
    Meh, setting was cool

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why do every moron incluing trannies thinks identety crisis and blade runner references are somehow exaclusive to nutjobs who cut off their dick?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She literally talks about not feeling right in her body and how she has to discover who she really is on the inside and a synth takes advantage of that to try to groom her into believing she's a synth. It's a confirmed troonyism allegory.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Confirmed by who? Resetera?
          All trannies are mentally ill, but not all mentally ill are trannies.
          It's a common misconception especially when related to transhumanism because the underlying philosophy of transgender is that people are genderless souls living in malfunctioning meat suits. That's awfully similar to the idea of consciousness being separated from the physical.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >the underlying philosophy of transgender is that people are genderless souls living in malfunctioning meat suits
            Trans people don't even uniformly agree on this, I can see why you would imply such a thing to try and strengthen your cope though

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Do you ask the Vikings what their position on slavery is before you come to a conclusion they were slavers? History is written through observation of their words and deeds, cutting out the bullshit.
              Trans as a whole don't have to agree with it, but it's the truth of the matter even when they don't realize it. Shit like the Gender Unicorn/Snowman/Whatever is just their way of trying to verbalize that underlying philosophy of disconnection.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              because they are all insane, how should they agree if its all based on their personal delusions?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Come on anon, they couldn't have hit you over the head with it any harder

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She literally talks about not feeling right in her body and how she has to discover who she really is on the inside and a synth takes advantage of that to try to groom her into believing she's a synth. It's a confirmed troonyism allegory.

          transhumanism and transgenderism are different things,
          i know. you start seing it when clown world bombrards you with it's shit but sometimes it isnt actually there

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Bethesda is peak clown world anon, same as any other big modern corporation

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >peak
              i dont think you know what it means

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do you ask the Vikings what their position on slavery is before you come to a conclusion they were slavers? History is written through observation of their words and deeds, cutting out the bullshit.
                Trans as a whole don't have to agree with it, but it's the truth of the matter even when they don't realize it. Shit like the Gender Unicorn/Snowman/Whatever is just their way of trying to verbalize that underlying philosophy of disconnection.

                because they are all insane, how should they agree if its all based on their personal delusions?

                Do you really think they couldn't have come up with a better story involving an AI having an identity crisis than than one that involves a young girl "coming out" as a Synth to her parents and them hating her for it? Do you really think they just used terms like "transition" when describing what she was going through for no reason? God damn, Trans Harbor enjoyers are actually delusional.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Shit like this is literally the whole came's plot, what is moronic, but it is just a giant blade runner reference from fallout 3 that got out of control because Emil is a moron.
                Do you also think bortherhood are republicans here?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Do you also think bortherhood are republicans here?
                They didn't feel the need to bash you over the head with a message correlating the two on that one, unlike their troony allegory synths.

                >Think Far Harbor isn't troony because that's dumb and stupid
                >The troony lover insists that it must be, and calls others Trans Harbor enjoyers for it
                Really makes me think. Why do you want the game to be troony when it isn't?

                >NO U
                Cope and seethe

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you are insane dude lmao I'm scared for what this site has done to you

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                YWNBAW

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you apparently will never be sane

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Synths are an allegory for trannies
                They're closer to an allegory for racism or anti-immigration. People from another land that are entering your country and conspiring together for their own ends at the cost of the native population's safety. Some synths are considered "one of the good ones" despite being another race.
                The Railroad mirroring their colonial predecessor by freeing synths from the Institute is as on the nose as it can get for an allegory.
                The Nakanos becoming furious with their daughter for being a synth would be better compared to miscegenation. They raised and loved someone but she was taken away by the other race and turned into someone they don't recognize. They're enraged by the betrayal and the loss of their daughter.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >They're closer to an allegory for racism or anti-immigration
                You're stumbling onto the truth without realizing it, Synths in general are a placeholder for any marginalized group Bethesda wants to virtue signal to. In the Far Harbor story they chose trannies as this group.
                >They raised and loved someone but she was taken away by the other race and turned into someone they don't recognize. They're enraged by the betrayal and the loss of their daughter.
                Major cope, you can convince her to come out to her parents as a Synth and her dad tells her to frick off unless you convince him otherwise. Meanwhile if you get her to tell them she is human they accept her back with open arms. This isn't an issue of her being "turned into someone they don't recognize", it's an issue of them rejecting her perceived true identity if it doesn't line up with what they want. troony allegory 101.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Footloose and The Little Mermaid are troony allegories by that metric. Not every 'parents are mad that child has chosen their own path' is about trannies. You're just obsessed because you heard the word transition.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Not every 'parents are mad that child has chosen their own path' is about trannies
                Choosing your own path =/= choosing how you self identify. You keep trying to make this scenario something it's not to prove your point, it's not helping you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like you're grasping at straws to make everything around you troony boogiemen

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the one desperately trying to reframe what happens in the game to make it sound less like a troony allegory but OK.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But it literally isn't. If it was made about about trannies then I'm sure bethesda would have press interviews telling the world how brave they are. But they aren't. Because its not about trannies.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They have to maintain plausible deniability because they understand most people aren't ready for that level of wokeness in their games

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lol okay homosexual, hows the HRTs coming along? Only someone this dedicated wouldnt be transitioning.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just wait til Starfield is out, you'll get to see what a true Bethesda troony story looks like.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You are definitely having some sort of identity crisis

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                t. ranny

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                t. uckergay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                t. ired of this shit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                t. hen stop thinking about trannies you homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                t. hat is acceptable

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You keep trying to make this scenario something it's not
                At least you can admit this, if only through projection.
                Self identity != troony. You identify as something just as much as everyone else does. Choosing to view any question of identity as a trans issue is more pro-troony than anything.
                Which of course begs the question, why are you so keen on wanting trans shit in media?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Self identity != troony
                Sounds like something a troony would say

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Schizophrenic prophet claiming to be a divine emissary of god is a troony allegory
                Ok moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nice reading comprehension but I don't think we were discussing the Groombot 5000 so much as the child he groomed into thinking she wasn't human

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not talking about anything related to Fallout.
                Is a schizophrenic person claiming to be something they're not a story about trannies?
                Is a person becoming so entrenched in another nation's culture that they see themselves as a true citizen and are willing to die to fight their previous nation a story about trannies?
                Can anyone in the world change who they are in any way without it being a story about trannies?
                To me, only pro-trans would say it must always be about them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                prophet claiming to be a divine emissary of god is a troony allegory
                Jesus, buddy. You almost made the case for the other side for them here.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Synths in general are a placeholder for any marginalized group Bethesda wants to virtue signal to.
                Except they don't. Fallout 4 does not take the stance "synths are real people too" and does not force the player to take that stance either. You can play the game with a "synths are nothing more than very dangerous glorified toasters" stance and the game doesn't care nor does it pass moral judgement over you for it. For frick's sake, Bethesda NEVER lets you kill children in their games but it does let you kill a child synth in Fallout 4 just because they didn't want to compel players to think synths are real people.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Think Far Harbor isn't troony because that's dumb and stupid
                >The troony lover insists that it must be, and calls others Trans Harbor enjoyers for it
                Really makes me think. Why do you want the game to be troony when it isn't?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, but she's not a synth. She doesn't have a synth component. That's the whole point of her character. Which means she was quite literally groomed by whoever she found on the other side of the radio (probably DIMA, the manipulative murderous robot c**t at the center of every problem on the island).

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Which means she was quite literally groomed by whoever she found on the other side of the radio (probably DIMA, the manipulative murderous robot c**t at the center of every problem on the island)
                This seems likely, but does this mean the writers were secretly based?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >hurr lets subtly make it troony propaganda but actually criticise it
                You are so fricking moronic its unbelievable

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So it was troony propaganda all along, I knew it.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Far harbor is ass
    Nuka-World is ass
    Only good DLC was the robot one where you could build your own robot companion who serves you unconditionally and fight some comic book villain
    The cons to it were that they made it "not her fault" and tried to get the player to really sympathize in order to spare her, shit was weak, not making her a damaged synth who wants to destroy mankind felt like a cop out

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    @606300080
    You need to try a lot harder.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because fah hahbah was designed by a based fat neckbeard and not the standard nepotism hires that run bethesda.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't they just cut their hand to the bone? synth skeleton is metal is it not?
    Fallout 4 is so fricking stupid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My head canon is radiation mimicking the effects of lead poisoning causing everyone in the wasteland to become stupid and aggressive. It's why they haven't built anything in the last 200 years and people think being a roided out metal-clad raider is a good idea.
      That being said, Gen 3 synths are much much closer to human than the metal skeleton synths, considering the only scrap you can get from them is a plastic component in the brain. They're made from lab-grown bone, tissue, and muscle.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Your theory makes enclave unironically good guys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Synths are not terminators. They're grown in vats humans with some synth components buried deep in their body. There's actually a quest in the game about people trying to figure out a way to easily to detect synths without having to carve them up and dig around for synthetic components which is a process that kills humans and synths alike.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how the story doesn't make any moral distinction between synths like Nick who have become true individuals and the synths that are part of the killer death squads, infiltrators, and the ones who have becomes mind wiped by the Railroad and can turn out good or evil. I did my best to respect the ones like Nick and kill all the rest because they're just plain evil or have the potential to be evil.

      There's even that moron at the airport who doesn't want to make a moral distinction between feral ghouls and normal ghouls. Just so fricking bizarre.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >synths like Nick who have become true individuals
        Dude, did you play the game? Valentine was a copy and paste of a guy that really existed. His quest in the game is to fulfill the desires of his human origin for revenge for something that happened 200 years ago. He's hardly his own man.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, but he became his own person over time and wanted to do good. For that I respected him and hated all the rest of the synths who were causing trouble and displacing real humans.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >but he became his own person over time and wanted to do good
            No. Everything about Valentine comes from the good human cop whose brain they copied when making him.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He's still my friend because he knows what he is and accepts that unlike the other synths.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FAH AHBAH

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely can’t remember fricking shit about the dlc story so I have no idea what you’re talking about and I don’t recall making any choices with any real weight to them
    I DO remember that dumb fricking thing where you use the fricking building mechanic to do some dumb hacking shit. absolutely awful and boring and I won’t miss it

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Far Harbor isn't perfect like those stupid memory puzzles, but I do like the tone of it. Nice to see Fallout have a real spooky cult in it again like the Children of the Cathedral and even have some of them be more or less normal if they weren't part of a spooky cult.

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