Age of Empires 2

I will continue to pick Hindustanis and nobody can stop me.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I will continue to all-in monk rush on arena and nothing else and nobody can stop me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Hindugay
      >Celts on D tier
      Confirmed for being a metaslave

      Its overrated

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I will continue to avoid multiplayer ad only play campaigns and maybe sometimes random match against Standard AI

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody cares

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's right, nobody cares about me, and nobody likes.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like Hindustanis because their design and unit options appeal to me and not because of their strength in the current meta

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    And people say that europe needs diversity

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How it it with the new HD complete addition or how its caled i played it once and then uninnstaled to make room for doom mods
    Besides new races are the factions still same? Can franks still knight rush and brits have op archers?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      DE is near universally seen as better than HD and the best way to play in current year. And yes, Brits and Franks along with most legacy civs keep their foundational strengths, devs are careful not to rock the boat too much with AoK-AoC civs

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Too many civs have bombard cannons.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not enough civs have bombard cannons.

      The problem is easily solved by either giving every civ bombard cannons or just removing them from the game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just nerf their speed and range and they have to buy new upgrades to get them back

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Or just leaving it as is (except taking them from Gujaras).

        Also, the Persians should get Steppe lancer.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Too many civs have trebuchets.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And italians still don't have siege engineers... like the italian siege engineers that where so sought after in medieval age

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is not a historical game.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Clearly not, considering mezo-americans and africans can compete with any european civ.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Any other insightful comments?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, me, uuhhmm give Italians siege engineers

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You dont play the game

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough civs have bombard cannons.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The point of such maps is to allow metagayging tryhards to play Arabia when other players ban Arabia.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Persians should get either bracer or arbalest

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If we want to improve their trashbows, we should do it by giving them bracer so as to also improve their cavalry archers.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But they don't need good archers. They're a cavalry civ. They were originally designed (in the AoK days) to have a complete cavalry tree. That's their whole identity.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I just want them to have good cavalry archers.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Go play magyars.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'm perfectly aware that Magyars have good cav archers. My point still stands.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Just give Persians everything!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >bracer OR arbalest
      Are you blind?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Steppe Lancers
        >Bracer or Arbs
        What next, should be give them siege onager and champions?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing wrong with suggesting steppe lancers for Persians. It's just one guy who said they should get bracer or arbalester. Nobody is asking for siege onagers or champions. Calm the frick down.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No one said they had to have both steppes and bracer or arb, you sperg, just one of those 3 things would be fine. Personally I'd prefer just bracer so they have viable CA as well but +1dmg and +1 range on trashbows might be too much so just arbalest is fine

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Giving wood only crossbows extra range is a terrible idea

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Arbalester then. Only gives dmg and hp and costs more than bracer

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Arbalester
            For what purpose? Why do you want to improve Persian archers?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gives Huns and Turks steppe lancers. Give Burmese, Vietnamese, Khmer, and Malay armoured elephants and elephant archers.

      Persians should get either bracer or arbalest

      Give Persians steppe lancers and armoured elephants. Switch their architecture to Central Asian since they really belong more in blue dome gang.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >malay with discounted ele archers and armoured eles
        >Vietnamese and burmese with extra tanky ele archers and armored eles

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Burmese are, yet again, proven to be superior to Bengalis due to their bonus and CT negating damage done to armored elephants.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They created the blue domes style, steppegays just adopted it
        Instead of steppe lancers they should get a new UU named Cataphracts with a charge or trample mechanic that will make archer gays seethe and the Byzantine one should be renamed to Kataphractoi to differentiate it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Don't touch my Byzantines, homosexual.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            If you don't like it just play cd version or hd my khomie

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Stop trying to suggest "unique" paladins for the Persians. It's fricking stupid.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They really should get bracers
    I have no idea why persians need trash CA.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Persian warfare meme identity was always elite cav, spear plebs and foot archers. This is what they found effective against their steppe enemies

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unique techs that only affect the unique unit are dumb, and should be part of the elite upgrade. Persians should lose Mahouts and get a unique tech that improves their cavalry archers, maybe make them attack faster. We don't need to give Persians bracer or arbalester.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mahouts should make war eles die instead of being converted. It is literally what mahouts did, kill the elephant when it lost control

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >effectively killing the best counter
        Make it happen.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But it's an abstraction of the priest converting the mahout not the fricking elephant
        The elephants without mahouts are still implied to have them just like siege have invisible engineers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think its fine as the castle age tech, like bearded axe
      but also I don't think anyone would want to drop like 3-4k for elite cataphract

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you the guy from the forums always b***hing that Persians should be a cav archer civ?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is Facebook gaming the next big thing, bros?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tatars s-tier
    >celts d-tier
    >persians a-tier
    i am afraid you have incurable moronation

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, where exactly am I wrong?

      >Hindugay
      >Celts on D tier
      Confirmed for being a metaslave

      Its overrated

      Celts suck, I'm sorry to tell you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Celts suck
        Skill issue

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ironically celts only really win in low ELO right now

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        how are tatars s-tier?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Great mounted units and they're fun.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Their archer openings come with extra food, letting them manually boost wood and gold early and delay taking deer. Their elevation bonus can be devastating if applied well during Feudal. Their free Thumb Ring gives them an easy transition to cavalry archers, and their camels then let them invalidate knights and force the enemy into cav archer counters, which are easy enough to deal with. From there, they control the map, and the game with it.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have recently got into AoE2. I am ethnically Gujarati, should I play Gurjaras or Hindus?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Random civ.

    • 1 year ago
      Fart

      Dravidians.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I am ethnically Gujarati
      Huns

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am considering getting in to AoE2 or 4 and I'm wondering is it easy to get big split map games on ladder? Like are people bad enough at ending that you can drag games out and build huge cities?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just get 2, 4 is both a fricking joke AND dead

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        are people in low level aoe2 ladder good enough to thwart my split map intentions?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Depends how low you go. You can always play passive AI.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Burmese in "C"
    >Bohemians in "A"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, problem?

      > hindustanis

      If a civ is not in the original game, i'm not playing it. Devs need to frick off with the changes and pay to win promotions. We aren't playing AOE2 for novelty.

      Almost all of the expansion civs are fun. You should play with them. Especially the Tatars or Hindustanis.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Yes, problem?
        Problem, yeah. Burmese are directly superior to Bohemians. They have more options, they have real map control, and they have a healthier lategame

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          burmese are dogs, bottom tier for sure. bohemians also suck

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >t. Can't into monks or archers

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > hindustanis

    If a civ is not in the original game, i'm not playing it. Devs need to frick off with the changes and pay to win promotions. We aren't playing AOE2 for novelty.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Technically Hindustanis are just a renamed Indians.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So you don't play Aztecs, Spanish, Koreans or Huns either?
      Hindustanis are just Indians form HD Edition so I'm guessing you don't play that either.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Those are conquers expansio, no this DLC shit.

        Technically Hindustanis are just a renamed Indians.

        > Yes sirs. We are good fighters sirs. .
        > We work very hard defeat all those knights and castles.
        > Our superior culture helps us win sirs.

        At least for mezo civs they take away techs that makes sense like gunpowder and horses. show me your Indian champions. Do it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >At least for mezo civs they take away techs that makes sense like gunpowder and horses.
          And then they replace them with functional equivalents. Most cultures in the game didn't use a direct 1:1 for the Champion. If you want a game where every unit is a UU, play AoE3.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >How DARE they add more civs to a game where all civs play the same anyway

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >all civs play the same anyway
        >Implying thats bad

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >my point
          ----------------------------

          __________________
          >your head

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            my dick>>>(your mother)

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why did hussite wagons fell out of use? Barely see them nowadays

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Only useful against ranged units after castle age, and microing them to keep them between your archers and theirs is damn near impossible.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >microing them to keep them between your archers and theirs
        shouldn't they naturally do this since they have less range than archers?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Unfortunately, archer fights involve a lot of micro due to the high accuracy of the units. The goal is often to oneshot each archer while keeping your own safe. This means clicking, not letting range determine the position of each unit.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I only play arena, I always go up 23 pop, I drop castles at enemy base until he resigns. I do this with every civ matchup. I'm 1800 elo.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm 1800 elo.
      You're 1800 arena.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      post some games, I wanna see your strat.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am playing against the standard CPU and too scared to take the step to moderate. I don't like losing I just want a comfy time...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you dont want to lose go play farmville
      Defeat gives Victory it's sweetness, and Victory without Defeat is tasteless
      You wont get any sympathy here for remaining casual

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine a 30-year old man being the guy most excited to fight in the teens' fight club. That's you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can play the game how you want to, my friend. Don't let anyone tell you what to do.
      Fyi, maybe you can consider the handicap system if you'd like to try moderate.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just start looking at losing as fun and based. It's literally that easy brother.
      t. reformed savescummer.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        when i played VS AI in the old Aoe2 i could not enjoy it at all, because the AI spammed monks, just monks, and super microed comversions, you cant dive the monks, because they are spread out like 20 over 3 screen, the more you dive, the more you lose

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >i am afraid of losing against the fricking cpu
      really Black person?

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I WILL Play as the Britbongs and spam archers
    I WILL build multiple layers of walls and castles and never ever go on the offensive.
    I WILL be called multiple slurs for this
    I WILL lose the game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Memb sounds slightly more bearable to watch now. Did anything happen?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You learned to appreciate kino?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >"LE HECKING BOZO, ANBILIBABRO"
        >titanic music on a recorder
        >"TOTAL AND BROOTAL DOMINESHON"
        >"AIM SORE GAIS BA DIS IS DOIN NO DEMEDJERAL"
        >kino

        This community is weird.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The word you are looking for is fun

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    am I moronic if I main Portugal because of Alberto Barbosa?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but also no.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you are based if you pick them on anything but arena

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    haha hohols are at the bottom tier just like irl

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But I thought AOE2 Slavs represented the whole Kievan Rus, mot just the russian principalities

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They do, pol Black folk just need to show they are pol Black folk

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Coastal forest 4vs4
    >Second pocket doesnt rush, booms instead
    >2vs3 we lose momentum
    >Second pocket is genuinally surprised when we resign early

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Boy I sure do wish X civ had Steppe Lancers!
    >Dies to pikes
    >Dies to archer player with more than 30 APM
    Boy I'm never using Steppe Lancers again!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're a fun and thematic unit, and thematically futting for more civs than those that currently have them. The true pain is having champs as your fav unit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Steppe lancers are used to support melee units in tight spaces.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >>Dies to pikes
      Skill issue, Lancers actually handle pikes relatively well compared to knights

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Skill issue
        The average elo here is sub 1k and the average APM is probably under 30. 99% of these posters are not microing steppe lancers against pikes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Get good Holy shit, I'm 900 elo and just manage to use them just fine (when called for).

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    2bh the attack animation of steppes is awful, their windup takes forever

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >had crashing problems out the ass trying to connect with a friend yesterday
    >rollback happens

    Well alright I guess.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why do all the best civs have to be ugly?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tatars aren't ugly.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I agree my brother

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >2 Latina civs
      >Poles
      >Greece
      >China
      >France
      >Persia
      >France 2
      What?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dude you ever played Persians with sound on? Their women sound like bears growling.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Bulgarian monks sound like they’re about to drop dead.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            At least you don't need to micro your monks early game every single time.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They do not.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't even make sense for persians to be in the game. Who are they supposed to be

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Sassanids, then it represents all the peoples and kingdoms that ruled the lands of modern day Iran after the caliphate broke down and when they were not being ruled by the mongols/timurids

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Civs in this game don't represent dynasties, except for Burgundians. They represent ethnic groups. The Persians represent the Persians.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Persians
          >Portuguese
          >Hindustanis
          >Tatars
          >Turks

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Why did I type Persians? Remove that.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Portuguese
            They have their own language and thus qualify, even if they branched off from the Spanish quite late. I admit this is a difficult one though.

            >Hindustanis
            >Tatars
            >Turks
            What about them?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Hindustanis, I was mistaken.
              Tatars seem to cover both Central Asians (Turks, Huns, Mongols), and the Timurids within Persia, who went on to conquer much of India under the Mughal Dynasty.
              Turks are a large ethnic group, but they only represent certain Turkic kingdoms due to the various Turkic factions in the game. Similar thing with Slavs and the Kievan Rus.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Tatars cover the Turkic people of Central Asia, like Kazakhs, Uzbeks, Uyghurs and stuff. They don't cover Turks and Mongols, even though they're related. We don't even know anything about Huns so we don't know who they are.

                >Turks are a large ethnic group
                Depends how you interpret the word. The name Turkey is a totum pro parte. Let's just call them Ottomans or something.

                >Slavs
                Ambiguous name but their design had always been 100% Rus.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The various islamic powers that ruled over persia

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      me

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Bengalis and Dravidians in B
    >Bohemians in A
    HA

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ which one of you was this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't be me, I love guns.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      aoezone is the biggest cancer that this game has ever produced
      at this point there isnt a single reason why that moronic place should even exist
      all threads are the same 10 namegays who arent casters, tournament organizers or even pros shitting in all the decisions taken and acting like they are a fricking cult who knows better than anyone else
      and the refusal of moderating the place makes it even worse

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      alpha as frick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        too bad, got banned already, quite the feat in aoezone

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Get matched against someone 100 elo higher than me 1v1
    >1.5 hour game
    >Win
    Kek. That's enough 1v1s for awhile bros.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf españabros, why we suck now?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Spanish actually have a win rate over 50% on all maps except Arabia

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Winrate isn't everything.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best forum to talk about AOE2 besides Ganker (and reddit)?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      AoEzone

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Discord, unironically.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit
      the AOE2 official forums

      AoEzone

      LOL no, aoezone is the biggest cancer of the game right now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      vstee is not even that good of a place to talk about aoe2.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I noticed.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >t. archergay

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the militia line is a trash counter
    Does anyone ever specifically make swordsmen with the purpose to counter trash? Anyone? Archery range units are way better at countering spears, mounted units are way better at countering skirmishers, spears are way better at countering scouts. Can we please stop pretending anyone ever makes swordsmen to counter trash?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tech swapping in the middle of an opponent making halbs/skirms can win the game.
      You aren't going full archers when someone is sending spears at you with skirmishers. Does it happen often? No. Can you make siege instead? Yes. But it is an option and the militia line does have it's uses.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't use swordsmen as a trash counter. I use it as the offensive arm of a counter-army.
      If you're going purely for melee cavalry, I make spears, then add swords and attack your stables. If you're going purely for archers, I make either skirms, cavalry, or scorpions, add swords, then attack your archery range.
      If you're going purely for infantry, I make archers, add swords, then attack your barracks.
      The purpose is more to punish the enemy for using a single-unit composition by giving your counters teeth.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I do that sometimes in imp, works ok'ish. But the long time it takes to tech into is rough. It's pretty nice to have as an option with bulgarians though. Two-handed swordsmen powerspike is pretty good in early imp.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Specifically? No, but they're a effective unit that nullifies the use of trash as a counter so I build them with that included.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Archery range units are way better at countering spears, mounted units are way better at countering skirmishers, spears are way better at countering scouts
      the idea is that you use swordsmen when your opponent is making 2 or 3 of these units and you can't be assed to make a proper counter composition

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's the idea, but does anyone actually do that? It takes ages and tons of resources to tech into them. You're better off just making other units and microing them properly.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          see

          I don't use swordsmen as a trash counter. I use it as the offensive arm of a counter-army.
          If you're going purely for melee cavalry, I make spears, then add swords and attack your stables. If you're going purely for archers, I make either skirms, cavalry, or scorpions, add swords, then attack your archery range.
          If you're going purely for infantry, I make archers, add swords, then attack your barracks.
          The purpose is more to punish the enemy for using a single-unit composition by giving your counters teeth.

          It's momentum-dependent.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What are some good custom campaigns? I've tried some, but I didn't really like any because they are either incredibly grindy, have dumb mechanics, have an ugly map... It seems like there are no custom campaigns on the same level as the official ones.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Which ones you tried to play?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The good:
        >The Imjin War
        This one is actually good. Not all custom campaigns are bad, I was exaggerating. I hope I can find other good ones. This one felt like a real AOE2 campaign.
        >Blood for the serpent god
        I normally don't like total conversions, but this one was very cool, amazing athmosphere.
        >Three kingdoms Cao Cao's ambition
        >Kaesong
        >Battle of Sighnaq
        These were fine, but not amazing.
        >Kings of West Africa
        I've only completed 3/9 but it looks good so far.

        The mediocre:
        >Apranik
        I liked 2 out of 5 scenarios. Scenario 2 was annoying, 3 and 4 were way too grindy.
        >Haiku of the Ronin
        >A journey west
        >City of peace
        I like the concept, but it's just not my cup of tea.
        >Battle of blue waters
        Meh, nothing bad about this one, but nothing good either.
        >Wreck of the Santa Maria
        Kamayuks in Indonesia, really?
        >El imperio Inca DE
        Very strange campaign. In one scenario you have to repair a bridge, and the game instructs you to save and reload to make the bridge passable, okay lol. Another scenario is just your monk racing against another monk to collect more relics on a very very tiny tiny map. Very weird.

        The bad:
        >Valhalla's edge
        Not fun at all.
        >Shimazu: daimyo of the nine provinces
        >Struggle for Japan
        Not AOE2 at all. Complete conversion, and not for the better. I don't want to learn how to play a completely new game just for one scenario.
        >Rise of Seljuk
        Oops, you immediately ran into a group of enemies after scouting 5 seconds into the game, you lose now.
        >Abubakari the seafarer
        If you choose to go south instead of north, you just lose the game.
        >Francis Drake on the Spanish main
        What the frick is this shit? Requires a lot of luck and absurd amounts of sweaty tryhard micro.
        >Willem van Oranje
        Grindy and boring. A scenario is not good if I have to use marco polo before I start.
        >Lidingguo
        One hero unit? That's it?

        the Ulio campaign is probable the best custom campaign ever made, i dont know if its available on DE thought
        also you can check Ornlu youtube channel, he as a lot of custom campaign recommendations there

        Thank you.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >way too grindy.
          I don't get it, that is literally the points of all the fricking campaigns, even in the base game, I utterly hate them. Ironically, I like 1v1 ladder because I like to learn and watch how I slowly get better at this game.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There are some campaigns in the base game that are like this, but not most.

            Dude you ever played Persians with sound on? Their women sound like bears growling.

            Persian is an incredibly beautiful language and it just sounds so dull in AOE2. What a shame.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the Ulio campaign is probable the best custom campaign ever made, i dont know if its available on DE thought
      also you can check Ornlu youtube channel, he as a lot of custom campaign recommendations there

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Tune into MBL's stream after aM loses a game
    >Hera tilted and b***hing
    Kek every fricking time this dude reminds me of me when I was younger.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >moves to Argentina
      Please be patient. He's mentally ill.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Hera tilted and b***hing
      A song as old as time

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Teammate tries to take my pond on black forest
    >Ragequits when i deny him

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Viper

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I will continue to play Franks but never build stables.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >touted as the noob map for decades
    >turns out it is the most fun team map to play and all the rage among pros

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >monks can literally heal farms

    WHAT

    THE

    FRICK

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Druidmagik

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Spend over an hour in a game
    >Push, raid, whatever. Can't kill his main army
    >Make my civ's mediocre archers
    >Immediate gg
    Okay, so halb-arb is NOT countered by Scorpions. Got it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All archers need to deal 1 less damage.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Black Forest getting voted in by a huge margin
    I hate these Black folk that don't play and get to vote in shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Map pool has always been shit. I don't think is worst now that the ingame vote is a thing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All me

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You can't vote if you don't have it installed anymore, morono.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        moron

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What are our fun only frens doing? Do you homies play online?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I do but highly unlike most of folks here play online

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        im 13xx but i only play with mouse, remembering hotkeys is too tiring
        maa into archers kills most of my opponents within 15min

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cull the weak

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you a hoang rusher?

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hi /vstrannies/ I bought this game and just beat the Mongol campaign. I think I bought the wrong version of the game, I got AoE2 HD edition.. I just beat the mongol campaign and it was really fun.

    Any tips on faster sieging ? i can only seem to siege with trebuchets..

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I got AoE2 HD edition
      homie you fricked up big time, that version at this point is abandonware, and the online suck all kinds of balls

      >Any tips on faster sieging ?
      for destroying buildings on a cluster near each other, you can use capped/siege rams that have area effect, they are cheap but slow. The other option is to use siege cannons when available in your tech tree

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i almost lost a mission in campaign because i didn't realize the rams had AoE.. when taking Jerusalem one of the mission requirements is you can't destroy any holy sites, so I thought I'd send the ram in as a precise strike.. The tower and holy shrine are right next to each other and I realized it was hitting both when the Shrine was on liek 500 hps

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >homie you fricked up big time, that version at this point is abandonware, and the online suck all kinds of balls

        Well i've looked at DE now.. I guess I did mess up, but looks like they made the game much more casual in this edition

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they just simply removed all the inconveniences of the old AOE2
          being able to give your vills chain commands, queue techs and auto reseed farms makes the game much more focused on your military skills and than microing your eco which is boring
          not to mention walls are much worse and more expensive than in HD so playing defense is much harder

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >not to mention walls are much worse and more expensive than in HD so playing defense is much harder

            to me it looks they reduced APM requirements to help noobs outs. did they do the same for Brood War remastered?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >to me it looks they reduced APM requirements to help noobs outs
              What the frick are you talking about? Reallistically is the other way around, since you got ways to improve the efficiency of your actions you need more APM to keep up with good players

              >did they do the same for Brood War remastered?
              The frick?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >create systems that require less APM
                >"uhmmm achstually it means you need to have MORE apm!"

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >>"uhmmm achstually it means you need to have MORE apm!"
                Yes because now good players require less actions in order to keep up with economy and army, meaning that a casual needs to keep up with APM more than before,. back at HD since it barely had any accessibility and customization options.
                Dumbass.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Vote for competitive maps you bastards or i will come to your house

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Land nomad is competitive because it's about not dying of boredom

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you Land Nomad is great

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if someone could throw me some better hot key setups i'd appreciate it.
    (Ctrl+L ?? what the frick is that?)

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Vietnam team got caught cheating in Nations Cup

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Map hacer? How did he get caught?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.aoezone.net/threads/songsong-once-again-caught-cheating-in-a-tournament.185776/

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Chinese cheating
          Shocking.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            asiatics and chinks cheating

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they found out he was watching a stream of the opponent team to see their map

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >stream match
          >casually breaks gentleman's agreement
          >gets disqualified
          This only makes more impressive the fact that viper stood numbah one so much time and no vietnamese/chink player is close to him knowing how much they cheat. I literally do no understand

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Because in AoE2 there are huge skill differences, between various elo ranges and even between pro players, meanwhile cheating can only get you so far without being blatant. Also the strongest chinese players don't cheat

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Also the strongest chinese players don't cheat
              doubt.png

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Also one Mexico team got disqualified for unsportsmanlike behavior. Anyone know what that behavior was?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        paradox303 — 03/03/2023 6:57 PM
        Hello all,

        During the process of scheduling their group stage matches, the admin team has observed unsportsmanlike behavior from Mexico B, including obstruction of normal tournament scheduling by refusing to reply to their opponents, obtuse dialogue, mocking other teams and players, forgetting and deflecting attempts to schedule with them.

        When approached to speak on this, Mexico B alleged that one of their players had fallen ill and others were busy with work or school, and abruptly changed team captains causing further disruption to attempts to schedule with them.

        Throughout this period members of the team were streaming 4v4 RM ranked matches. All the while refusing to make good-faith attempts to schedule with their opponents. This was particularly noticeable in the case of Argentina A, with whom Mexico B continually showed no interest in entertaining the idea of scheduling their matches in advance in favor of a "more hype final game".

        While not all of the above actions constitute rule infractions in isolation, taken together they display a frequent pattern of failing to respect their competitors and the spirit of the rules. Before the start of the tournament, it was made clear to them that their participation was contingent on good conduct throughout it. It is clear that they have failed to meet this requirement.

        On March 1st Mexico B was given an initial warning to improve their scheduling efforts and in March 2nd they were given a package of sanctions, including an ultimatum:
        - 10% prize deduction.
        - AL for their game against Argentina.
        - 24hrs to post their availability for the remaining GS period (4th to 19th), including times for the 4th and 5th, and accept any time their opponents pick within those Mexico B provided.

        Last night, March 3rd, they failed to comply with the ultimatum presented, having made no efforts to show a schedule what so ever and thus were Disqualified from the competition.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Love these events where we get to know the culture of countries from all around the world and understand why some of them are undeveloped.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Ummhh sweetie, don't put them all in the same bag will ya hhmm? I know plenty of chinese people that are smart and honest and honored and waay better than any white peapo I know hhhmm?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Mexico is well know to have the dirtiest and most scummiest AOE2 players
            they get awfully butthurt when they lose and you call on their bullshit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hoang should have been on team Vietnam instead, just let him play Celts for one game

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I never asked for BF but am sure hell wont make this fun for the gays here

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      everyone doing fishinchips because of viper I see

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, has been popular for 1 or 2 months if my memory doesnt fail me

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Pro games have been utilising the lakes for a while, Viper makes it popular but he didn't come up with fish booming on bf

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >T90 and Daniel throwing games for the US team
    Incredible. No one saw this coming!
    I wish we could put together a decent team for once. Fricking hell.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What could be a decent US teams anyways. I only know Daniel and he is an arabia only player

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >What could be a decent US team
        Not possible. All the big US players are one map wonders or just meh all arounders. Then there's T90 who I have no idea how managed to hit 2.3k.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          High Elo is a little bit inflated right now so 2k5 is not elite tier anymore

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >team Norway has Viper and Mbl
    >got 3-0 not only by Finland but also UK team with literally whos
    Pretty rough for the Norwegians, eh?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's very difficult for 2 people to carry in a 4v4. That UK team regularly plays with each other on ladder.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, Finland is probably the best team country and I think Viper and MbL are mostly 1v1ers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't think they're taking it that seriously, Viper is more concerned with NAC4 and MBL is MBL.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >MBL is MBL.
        Fricker never trains and then go on his streams to be depressed about being bad.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >watching Rage Forest draft on Viper's stream
          >MBL asks "who can I pick?"
          >Viper smiles and shakes his head
          I like how there's MBL who has the time in the world to train now but probably won't take it seriously and then there's Lierrey who basically never starts to train for anything and places top 4 every time. Both on the same team lmao.

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    After I get a ranked win I piss around in custom games, specifically any datamod/custom map. only problem is, the maps don’t transfer, only the data mods, so I can’t host my own Tower Defense games. Where2cop these kinds of maps. I’m SWGB you automatically got the scenario with a match of Castle Blood of whatever

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Go to the mods page and look for them.

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Black Forest getting voted in for 1v1s by 10% more than the next highest
    This is some pretty blatant misuse of a poll by community members that don't actually play the maps.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you forget that +1200 players represent less than 25% of the playerbase in the ladder
      that means all the noobs will always vote for black forest because is the easiest 1vs1 map to boom and have imperial fights

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Could you imagine if fricking Michi got voted in?

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There are no more streams because of the NAC right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no more streams
      huh

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        NAC is played on LAN in Germany
        that means all players have to go to there and cant stream for like 2 weeks

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Memb will be streaming it from his house.
          So will other shitty small streamers.
          Dave/T90 will be casting the games at Gamer Legion's gaming house since that's where it's taking place. You can find a video touring the place on Nili's or Viper's channels I think.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >cant stream for like 2 weeks
          breh

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What a moronic place to write this and send it dude, too bad it was his friend that died and not him. Fricking idiot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      lmao facebook chat is so fricking bad

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You talk like Twitch's isn't radioactive waste.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ye, I do remember someone asking hera to only play turks that day. Tiktok fried their brains

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    9 more days Ides of march bros

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wait it be literally nothing because FE never set a date and the forums implode because of their own expectations.

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Arabia pops up
    >today I wanna play Berbers
    >enemy is Burmese
    >tries to meme a castle and Arambai
    >go Camel Archers, Genitours and Light Cav
    >he makes knights
    >they die to the Camel Archers
    >he sends in pikemen
    >die to the Camel Archers and Genitours
    >he sends in mangonels
    >I suicide the Light Cav to take them down
    >he starts making Skirms
    >just keep Light Cav walking around the battle to soak skirms while Camel Archers do that sweet 7 base attack damage
    >he goes Imp without eco
    >stay in Castle Age, make 4 rams, mow his castle and his nearby buildings down
    >if I ever get ~6 Light Cav spare I send them inside his base
    >he didn't wall either
    I don't know what I'd have done in his shoes, but then again, I wouldn't play Burmese to begin with.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Should have went with monks+elephants.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I really think the Camel Archers would shred both of them because of how sluggish they are and Camel Archer damage per shot is nuts, though I haven't seen it play out yet. And the monks will not get a single conversion if I micro properly.
        Also, Light Cav hard counters the monks.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I really think the Camel Archers would shred both of them because of how sluggish they are
          Burmese Elephants tank Camel Archers easily. He'll make them faster than you can kill them.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Depends how they're microed, but Burmese Monks are nothing to sneeze at, nor are their elephants especially against archers. Manipur cavalry hussars as well could be a very dangerous unit assuming they get to the late game to.employ them.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          A camel archer trains in 25 seconds, that is 250 seconds for ten, and if the opp has good monk micro he can convert at least half of that. Burmese elephants cost too much, they are great in the lategame

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Burmese elephants cost too much
            They are expensive, but a few of them can push archers VERY hard with their increased pierce armor, if used in the right spot with the right support.

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >50 hours in
    >still no clue about what to do after dark age

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Build army, Build eco, use army.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wait until you get to 1500 hours haha

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    8 days

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I play Aztec and tower/ inventry rush, every game.

    I will convert your elephants

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What's in your inventory?

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's so wrong about slinging in 4v4 anyways
    >but we will only have 2v2 with two players just sending res
    So?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you talking about for tournaments?

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love fast Imperial as Turks, are there any other civs that can do a good fast Imp? It's funny as hell watching proxy castlegays panic as the BBC descend upon them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Byzantines, Italians, Malay and Portuguese. New Portuguese have an eco bonus so they are stronger in a fast imp

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Please teach me Malay. I keep screwing up the feudal build orders and castle transition. What should I do?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Probably learn how to follow a build order.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine you are following an ordinary build order, then create 2 extra villagers

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Malay is an enticing option because of its ultra fast advance time and -40% off elephants in Imperial
        Italians (and their allies) can go into Condotierri

        but wtf is Byzantine and Portugal going to with fast Imp?
        Byz have what? Logistica E. Cataphract? That would take a castle, elite upgrade and Unique tech. Way too slow for a fast Imp, better of doing a standard boom for that.

        Portugal have guns, but if you're doing a fast Imperial for hand cannoneers and bombard cannons you may as well be playing Turks or Bohemians

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They get cheaper imperial age and get this powerful unit called arbalest, they also have pretty decent monks (Burmese can also just go monks fast imp).
          Portuguese get monks, gunpowder and feitorias, so they can go fast imp and add eco

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Knight-cataphract and massed archers into organ guns seems like the way to go.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Byz have what?
          skirms with chemistry and bracer that kills literally anything that the opponent in castle age have

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >kills literally anything that the opponent in castle age have

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              If only (You) knew

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it take almost a full fricking minute to even access saved games now?

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >it's fricking nothing.jpg

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      These honestly don't look too bad. I mean the controller stuff is gay but these Relics are pretty easy to spot.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >These honestly don't look too bad
        They look awful

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The lack of detail on these Siege Towers makes them look so uncanny holy shit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like an Xbox to me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      These honestly don't look too bad. I mean the controller stuff is gay but these Relics are pretty easy to spot.

      >Final task unlocks a reskin for Siege Towers
      >They still haven't been buffed despite years and years of being useless
      I don't give a frick if the balancing and events departments might be run by different people, I'm still mad.

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    7 days Romeaboos.

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >two (2) forward golds
    >on black forest
    Imagine having a bad map on black fricking forest. Fricking devs man

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Has a pond
      Viper doesn't care.

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >11/7 armors in your way
    psshhh nuthhing personnel kidd

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Say hello to my main civ.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >11/7 armors in your way
        psshhh nuthhing personnel kidd

        settle down both of you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Say hello to my main civ.

      [...]
      settle down both of you

      and they said it was a meme unit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Say hello to my main civ.

      [...]
      settle down both of you

      [...]
      [...]
      and they said it was a meme unit

      ahem
      fanculo i cavalieri
      fanculo gli arcieri
      fanculo la fanteria
      fanculo schermagliatore

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        who cares about these guys when halberdiers already do a million trillion damage to cavalry? They're just a consolation prize because Italians only have Pikes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but I'd take G xbows over halbs anytime, they overall perform better on the anti cavalry department than halbs

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Genoese bows still function as archers though.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Horses just run around the halberdiers while Genoese crossbows can actually shoot at them from a distance. Not as good as camels, but better than halberdiers.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I was going to explain it, but I'd rather just keep them low profile. Haha yeah they're so bad, they should buff italians in land maps asap.

          [...]
          [...]
          [...]

          ahem
          fanculo i cavalieri
          fanculo gli arcieri
          fanculo la fanteria
          fanculo schermagliatore

          BASED

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >11 armour
      >Still does to man with pointy stick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Do Boyars lose to camels?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Boyars barely beat camels 1vs1 but boyars get bodied by camels with equal resources, SPECIALLY gold equal resources
          They can punch and breakthrough small or unsuspecting camel armies with their brute strenght but more than that boyars just die

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >go to sell my starting 200 stone at the market
    >saracens on the enemy team already did, crashing the value
    >he also bought food, pumping its cost

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post your pfp

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WHY THE POLES AT THE TOP?

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite strategy is to go Mongols, go fast imperial, make champions, stuff them into siege towers, and raid the enemy base with the fastest unit in the game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      shutup you never actually do that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >mongol champions
      >fastest unit in the game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Inside of a Mongol Siege Tower, they are

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think MBL has actual braindamage

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What did he do now?

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    6 days plebeians

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When will we get the AoE I civs in II? I want to play as babylon and asyria in a game with gates.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can play the Rome at War mod but other than that it is highly unlikely.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They announced a DLC called "Return to/of Rome" back in october iirc and it had all the main civs of AoE I in the cover.

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kamarandan affecting cav archers when?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Literally would make it the best trash unit in history of the game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Kipchaks without extra arrows
        They would still be trash

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          same damage as archers but with 80hp cav archer mobility and 6 pierce armor sure. kipchaks have low damage! kipchak damage is bad. normal cav archers have high damage with bracer and average damage without.

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >random Berbs
    >enemy masses Mangudai

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    5 more days bros trust the plan

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    HE made a video on THEM. You know who/what I mean.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A civ exclusively carried by their UU

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Skill issue.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No, not really.
          Tell me the last time in which you saw a Spanish picker NOT going for Conqs, and if you did, compare that number to the times you saw Spanish pickers rushing conqs.

          Spanish are carried by their UU and im factually, objetively correct.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I pick Spanish for their trade on Michi.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Michi
              It doesn't count.
              Fricking hell Im more willing to take BF more seriously than Michi

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I pick Spanish for their trade on Black Forest.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No you dont

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Spanish needs a rework, most AOK and AOC civs need some tweaks, in fact.

            The game was never eurocentric you dumb frick

            in AoK, out of 13 civilizations :
            >6 are europeans
            >5 are non-europeans
            >2 are ambiguous (byz and turks)

            Byzantines and Turks are not ambiguous, they are clearly European and Asian. Wtf?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I don't see them fricking with AoK/AoC civs in a major way because it'll piss off everyone who's been playing them since the 99/2000.

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://voca.ro/1o7EISXkLczV

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >playing Lithuanians, Arabia
    >hate using spear line
    >enemy is Malians
    >woop his ass in feudal with my scouts
    >get to castle age, secure all 5 relics
    >please don't go camels please don't go camels I fricking hate making spears
    >he goes camels
    >start bulking pikemen
    >he doesn't harass me one bit in castle age, I poke him at the sides a bit
    >seems like he's got a few scorpions now
    >kill like ~5 scorpions
    >we both go imperial
    >time to push his shit in
    >he comes to my base with like 4 gebettos
    >baits my halberdiers into a few scorpion shots
    >send my knights in, almost cavalier
    >kill ~3 scorpions
    >he forfeits
    god dammit what a waste of time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Malians player losing to scouts in feudal
      You knew he was bad when the game started. Why are you surprised?

      Yeah yeah, everyone thinks Conquistac**ts are the shit
      But what are the WORST unique units?

      Jags, Thirisadai, TKs, Arambai, Rathas, Hussites, and Chakrams.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What I meant was if you're gonna forfeit once you lose 10 units then just forfeit in Feudal geez. Or maybe he got scared because I got all relics.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >please don't go camels please don't go camels I fricking hate making spears
      just add monks to your +6 attack knights then

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah yeah, everyone thinks Conquistac**ts are the shit
    But what are the WORST unique units?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Jaguar Warriors, Hussite Wagons, and Genitours

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      unironically teutonic knights and persian war elephants

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Those units at least have some value for their tankiness and raw power, even if their glacial pace leaves them vulnerable. I'd go with the Jag or wood raider. There is almost never a situation that those units would be a good choice.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Woad raiders fit into Celt play style well and get used all the time in late game. They're a decent UU. They train fast and are good at raiding, + they have decent overall stats. Celts can only go inf + siege in imp and if you have castles at that point making woad raiders is a good choice most of the time. It's miles better than the jaguar warrior

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Dissing my lads Woad Raiders
          They are great as castle age units, not so much in imperial, great for jumping archers, siege, they do 'okay' vs knights, raid and bust TCs like no other

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Woads are faster than eagles, so saying they're shit is a bit of a stretch. They've got decent stats and don't cost too much for what you get. That said, dropping their cost to 20g or giving them 1 more base pierce armor would be good and give you more reason to train them as Celts.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't the point of this unit that it's shitty, but you can amass a shit ton of them? Although it's kinda off-set by the fact you need castle to train them.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Karambits are good. Fast infantry with respectable stats. Only issue is the fact that Malays have a high skill floor.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You have to mass those in castle age Survivalist style

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >all the best civs are literallywho Black folk and then fricking poles

    this game sucks ass now and all the gay Black person dlcs ruined it. should've remained eurocentric instead of every shitty meme civ with busted game mechanics

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Mayans and Aztecs
      >Literallywho Black folk
      Frick off to /misc/

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The game was never eurocentric you dumb frick

      in AoK, out of 13 civilizations :
      >6 are europeans
      >5 are non-europeans
      >2 are ambiguous (byz and turks)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >The game was never eurocentric
        >7 European civs
        >3 West Asian civs, 2 of which are closely connected to Europe
        >Chinese, Japanese, and Mongols
        Way to have a nice day in the foot.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >adding Saracens and Turks to aoe2 is eurocentric because they had contact with Europeans
          What a dumb fricking thing to say.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >7 civs out of 13 are outright European
            >2 more are centered on their interactions with Europe
            >All of China is bundled in as a single civ
            >Totally not Eurocentric though
            Because you lack perspective, an even way to ration these would be something like, "3 Euro, 6 Asian, 3 African, 1 Meso".

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You are dumb as frick if you think Saracens and Turks were added just because they interacted with Europe and not because of their many achievements. Do you even know anything about history? Like at all?
              >All of China is bundled in as a single civ
              Yes, because China is one civilisation in real life. How stupid are you?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >You are dumb as frick if you think Saracens and Turks were added just because they interacted with Europe and not because of their many achievements.
                Please tell me why they went with "Saracens" and not "Arabs", and why both of their scenarios are centered on their conflicts with Europe. Further, why, out of all Turks, did they specifically go for the Ottoman Turks?
                >Do you even know anything about history? Like at all?
                Do you? You're fricking dumb if you think they weren't chosen primarily for their European connections.
                >Yes, because China is one civilisation in real life.
                Meanwhile, in Yunnan, Manchuria, Tibet, Xinjiang, and Funan...lol.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Because Saracens sounds more medievaly than Arabs. You know, like Vikings and Franks.
                Because the Ottoman Turks were the ones with the huge empire.
                Any medieval game that doesn't focus on Europe would add Saracens/Arabs no matter what. It's perhaps the number one most important Medieval civilisation out of all of them, even if you ignore the crusades.
                Explain to me why a eurocentric medieval game adds Japanese, Chinese and Persians.
                >Yunnan, Manchuria, Tibet, Xinjiang
                Manchus, Tibetans, Uyghurs and all those people in Yunnan are not ethnically Chinese. They are different civilisations who don't necessarily need to be represented in a game with only 13 civs.
                >Funan
                I think you got confused here.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Because Saracens sounds more medievaly than Arabs.
                You're not even trying.
                >Because the Ottoman Turks were the ones with the huge empire.
                Are we just going to ignore the Mughal empire now?
                >Explain to me why a eurocentric medieval game adds Japanese, Chinese and Persians.
                Because even a Eurocentric game can acknowledge the existence of Persia and the Far East if it means having an exotic faction or 3 (Samurai, CKN, African War Elephants covered in metal) while getting guaranteed weeaboo bucks.
                >Manchus, Tibetans, Uyghurs and all those people in Yunnan are not ethnically Chinese.
                Ethnically Han?
                >They are different civilisations who don't necessarily need to be represented in a game with only 13 civs.
                Not where I was going with that.
                >I think you got confused here.
                No, I'm being serious. If we're going to put Goths, Teutons, and Vikings in the same game, we can put Hakka in alongside the broader Northern Han.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >You're not even trying.
                Don't take it from me. Sandy Petersen litterally said that.
                >Are we just going to ignore the Mughal empire now?
                You have again shown a complete lack of understanding what AOE2 is trying to do. Sure, the rulers were Turks, but the people were Indians.
                >Ethnically Han?
                Yes, Chinese. Equating Tibetans and Ughyurs with Chinese is like equating Bohemians and northern Italians with Teutons.
                >Not where I was going with that.
                Then where were you going with that?
                >Hakka
                The Hakka didn't live in Funan, you made a typo. I absolutely see the parallel you make with Goths, Teutons and Vikings. They are ethnically related but different groups. The thing is, however, Goths, Teutons and Vikings were all independent of each other and developped on their own. This does not apply to Hakka, Cantonese and the Northern Han who always had a shared history, even during times of political fragmentation such as civil wars. The Hakka and Cantonese are considered a subgroup of Han, whereas Teutons, Goths and Vikings are different branches. I get your point you're trying to make here, but I don't think it applies in the way AOE2 is designed. And even if it did, there are many other civs that are more deserving to be in the game than the Hakka.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >You have again shown a complete lack of understanding what AOE2 is trying to do. Sure, the rulers were Turks, but the people were Indians.
                And in the cases of the Vikings and Mongols? Anon, the Mughal empire was the result of Turks conquering the region.
                >Yes, Chinese.
                No, I said Han. All of them are Chinese, but most of the groups I mentioned aren't Han.
                >Then where were you going with that?
                I was poking at you for suggesting China was just a single civilization at the time.
                >The Hakka didn't live in Funan
                Ah. I meant to type Fujian. You're right.
                >The thing is, however, Goths, Teutons and Vikings were all independent of each other and developped on their own.
                The Vikings were largely Pre-HRE Germans who migrated north due to the Carolingian empire's conflict.
                >I get your point you're trying to make here, but I don't think it applies in the way AOE2 is designed. And even if it did, there are many other civs that are more deserving to be in the game than the Hakka.
                Fair enough.

                Going back to the original point: Over half of the game's civs were European because the game was marketed primarily to European (and European-descended) players. That's what's meant when people say it's "Eurocentric".

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >And in the cases of the Vikings and Mongols?
                What about Vikings and Mongols?
                The Mughal empire already exist in AOE2 and AOE3, they're called Hindustanis and Indians respectively. Their villagers and their soldiers speak Hindi. You can't make a Turkish civilisation based on North India and have everyone speak Hindi.
                >No, I said Han.
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_proper
                You're applying a modern meaning to the term Chinese, but we're talking about that word in a medieval context. Why do we have a Mongol civ in AOE2? There are more Mongols in China than outside of China. Mongolia was a part of China for much of its history. What's the difference between Mongols and Manchus?
                >The Vikings were largely Pre-HRE Germans who migrated north due to the Carolingian empire's conflict.
                Are you ignoring the fact that Vikings are Northern Germanics whose languages fall outside of the German/Dutch dialect continuum?
                >Going back to the original point
                Maybe we just interpret the word eurocentric in a different way. But adding Japanese instead of Italians doesn't sound eurocentric to me at all.
                >Over half of the game's civs were European because the game was marketed primarily to European
                That doesn't lead to the conclusion that the game is eurocentric. A videogame about aliens can be marketed to Europeans without being eurocentric.

                I'm gonna watch tv now.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >The Mughal empire already exist in AOE2 and AOE3, they're called Hindustanis and Indians respectively.
                The former is a very recent addition.
                >You can't make a Turkish civilisation based on North India and have everyone speak Hindi.
                Yes you can. That fits perfectly. It's like a British civ where everyone speaks Hindi.
                >You're applying a modern meaning to the term Chinese, but we're talking about that word in a medieval context.
                And that's an exonym. The game operates primarily with ethnicities.
                >Why do we have a Mongol civ in AOE2? There are more Mongols in China than outside of China. Mongolia was a part of China for much of its history. What's the difference between Mongols and Manchus?
                Mongols sell.
                >Are you ignoring the fact that Vikings are Northern Germanics whose languages fall outside of the German/Dutch dialect continuum?
                Yes, because they're really just Germans.
                >Maybe we just interpret the word eurocentric in a different way. But adding Japanese instead of Italians doesn't sound eurocentric to me at all.
                Has the feeling of, "Black friend pass".
                >That doesn't lead to the conclusion that the game is eurocentric.
                The game is centered on Europe, with only 4 civs out of 13 being disconnected from it, and 7 of the remaining civs being European. That's Eurocentric.
                >A videogame about aliens can be marketed to Europeans without being eurocentric.
                Sure, but if you want to market a history game to Europeans, you make a large part of the game just European.

                I don't even get why you care. "1999 European game about medieval history is Eurocentric" isn't really making headlines.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >The former is a very recent addition.
                But it demonstrates my point.
                >Yes you can. That fits perfectly. It's like a British civ where everyone speaks Hindi.
                Neither of those would fit in AOE2. AOE2 is about an ethnic group building an empire for themselves.
                >And that's an exonym.
                So? Wether we use an exonym (Chinese) or an endonym (Han) it still means the same thing. There are many exonyms in AOE2, which is only normal because the game is in English.
                >The game operates primarily with ethnicities.
                Yes, that's exactly the point I have been arguing all along. The Chinese ethnicity is Han, and not Tibetan or Uyghur, and the Turkish ethnicity is Turkish, not Hindi.
                >Mongols sell.
                Yes, and Mongols are not Chinese, just like Tibetans and such. Is a Mongol from Inner Mongolia Chinese or Mongolian?
                >Yes, because they're really just Germans.
                No, they are not. Absolutely not.
                >The game is centered on Europe, with only 4 civs out of 13 being disconnected from it, and 7 of the remaining civs being European. That's Eurocentric.
                We can easily turn this logic around. The campaign that is specifically about the Crusades, Saladin, has you play as Saracens, the crusaders are the antagonists. And oh look, one of the European campaigns, Barbarosa, has two scenarios outside of Europe. We can easily count Franks, Teutons, Britons and Byzantines as 'connected to Asia'. Stop saying that Saracens and Turks count as eurocentrism because it's bullshit.
                If you would make a game about Medieval history that was not eurocentric, Turks and Saracens/Arabs would be very very strong contenders for civs to include. There is no reason to assume they were 'only' added because they had contact with Europe, which is your interpretation based on absolutely nothing. Even if AOE2 were eurocentric, these are still civs that any reasonable designer would include on their own merit.
                >I don't even get why you care
                Because you completely ignore Arabic and Turkish history and their achievements.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Neither of those would fit in AOE2. AOE2 is about an ethnic group building an empire for themselves.
                Burmese, Malays, Franks, Vikings, Teutons, Berbers, Saracens, Magyars, Bulgarians... There are quite a few civs that just conquered a lot of territory and placed themselves at the top.
                >So? Wether we use an exonym (Chinese) or an endonym (Han) it still means the same thing.
                No, it doesn't. One is an ethnic group. The other is the name of a country.
                >Yes, that's exactly the point I have been arguing all along. The Chinese ethnicity is Han, and not Tibetan or Uyghur, and the Turkish ethnicity is Turkish, not Hindi.
                The predominant Chinese ethnicity is Han, but the Han aren't just one monocultural blob.
                >No, they are not. Absolutely not.
                They absolutely are. Danes have a throat infection, but they're just Germans at the end of the day.
                >We can easily turn this logic around. The campaign that is specifically about the Crusades, Saladin, has you play as Saracens, the crusaders are the antagonists.
                ...Was that supposed to contradict me? Think about what you just said.
                >And oh look, one of the European campaigns, Barbarosa, has two scenarios outside of Europe.
                Both of which are about their attempt to put him in the Levant.
                >We can easily count Franks, Teutons, Britons and Byzantines as 'connected to Asia'.
                The difference is that the world itself is Asia-centric.
                >Stop saying that Saracens and Turks count as eurocentrism because it's bullshit.
                Why do you have a nice day in the foot, then go Full-Auto whenever someone points it out?
                >If you would make a game about Medieval history that was not eurocentric, Turks and Saracens/Arabs would be very very strong contenders for civs to include.
                Yeah, and their camapaigns wouldn't be about Europe.
                >Because you completely ignore Arabic and Turkish history and their achievements.
                What, like Arabs bringing Islam out across North Africa, Persia, and even Indonesia? Or the Persianized Turks conquering India? Get it together.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing you just said is true, logical or relevant. I'm not gonna waste my time anymore. I have done my best to explain myself to you, but you seem to just not get it. I give up.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick is wrong with you? Stay off the internet for a while.

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >fell for the archer meme on Arabia AGAIN
    >opponent is magyars
    >puts castles everywhere so I can't attack him
    >snipes my trebs when I'm not looking
    >overwhelms me with full trash
    >destroys my economy with raids before I could wall the map
    >switches to Paladins in the end just to flex on me

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Explain this thing right now
    >It's a raider unit
    Why does it keep missing, and why is it so expensive?
    >It's an anti-archer unit. It's just fragile.
    Why does it take so much damage from archers?
    >It's like an onager, but faster
    But that's not how its damage works in practice. You just get mowed down and trade poorly because you can't focus a target.
    >You're meant to use it against spearmen in melee
    Why would I make a costly cavalry unit that specializes in beating spears in melee when it takes full bonus damage and requires a ton of micro to keep alive?
    >No, it's a defensive tool against knights
    There is no world where you actually made enough of these to defend against knights.
    >Okay, but if you kite...
    Why would my opponent chase a unit that does no damage when he can 4-shot my vills instead?
    >It's really good against camels!
    Why would I make an anti-anti-cavalry cavalryman who takes full damage from anti-cav? Don't we already have the Mameluke?
    >It's a Burmese Steppe Lancer for you to use with your infantry!
    When the frick have my infantrymen needed the help?

    All of this could immediately be untangled if Burmese had Thumb Ring. Those already do well against halbs, archers, and camels, with the right setup. What the frick is this unit?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      BTW, this thing falls off against Paladins, even when FU, so frick anyone recommending this against those civs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It used to be the most broken unit in the game and then got thoroughly nerfed to shit. 25 of these could 2-3 shot a TC. They just never rebuffed it accordingly and they're afraid to buff them again because of past history. Also why they won't touch Conqs.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ...But that was due to a tech they removed with the rework, and they reworked the unit following that.

  90. 1 year ago
    goths

    goths

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://liquipedia.net/ageofempires/Nili's_Apartment_Cup/4

    NAC4 has started
    Current series is Yo vs. Nicov
    Streams:
    https://www.twitch.tv/membtv
    https://www.twitch.tv/nili_aoe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off Nili

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm better than you.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You better
          >barely better thank T90
          ooff

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are Mayans and Aztecs European civs now?

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you moronic?

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lol twitch chat is a riot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Son of a b***h are you kidding me? Vinchester not saying anything is worst

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can't believe no one mentioned their March 2023 list yet. Three gods agree...

    Will Hindustani ever be stopped?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      liereyy makes me think of mirrored images

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Casting Couch
    Sponsored by Redbull

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love the autist

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://discord.gg/Vhqckq2uPn

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hera CLEARLY lied about not liking empanadas

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Empanadas are the greatest thing our lord has created and anybody that dislikes them it's a bloody liar

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Empanadas are the greatest thing our lord has created and anybody that dislikes them it's a bloody liar

      pastel>>>>>>>

      [...]

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is a 'pastel', it means cake, do you eat a literal cake for fast food?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Looks like shit. Pasties are much better.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Well, I eat with my mouth, not with my eyes.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Looks alright but empanadas are still better

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >sneed oils are better

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    3 days until we cross the Rubicon

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't follow this conversation at all. I hope its over now.

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Everyone talking about the next big content patch or Return of Rome DLC
    Have we heard anything about the AoM remake?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We've heard about neither.
      I'm patient enough to wait for Mythology, but the lack of info about Return of Rome is absolutely moronic.

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Has Villese always looked like this? Looks like he has lipstick + an earring here, so I was worried that he's a she now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he always looked like that mate, tbh compared with most gamers he looks not that awful

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is a Dash and why is he commentating for Nili

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dash is a caster for LOL I think, his commentary is very nice tbf. I didn't watch NAC so I don't know how he pairs with Silly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dash is Ornlu's dog.

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When the hell are we gonna get some Return to Rome info?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ides of March

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        We have no proof to suggest this. Will goddamn AOE2 players please stop announcing their baseless assumptions as fact?

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    2 more days until we reach the Rubicon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't give me hope

  106. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.aoezone.net/threads/hot-take-third-world-people-tends-to-lame-more.185814/

    Kek. Aoezone is top tier.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >define what you mean by third world
      >"3rd world" is a concept without a destinct meaning. No idea what it actually describes 11
      Is aoezone reddit? Jesus frick.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah it's just 1st-worlders not knowing how good they actually have it.

        How welcoming is the AoE 2 community to new players? I am a trans woman. I know that Samantha, Spirit of the Law's top donor, is also a trans woman.

        >How welcoming is the AoE 2 community to new players?
        Too welcoming.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Gotta keep the game alive. Sadly, at the cost of having new civs.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What does adding new civs have to do with welcoming new players?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Having new players makes the studio release more DLCs with broken stupid literally who civs

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They release DLCs to bring in new players
                >But they're OP
                I can't think of a single game where new content gets released and isn't either exceptionally fricking overpowered or not worth using shit. For a game that for the most part is retaining a playerbase that has been playing since release, I think going with OP is better than UP.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Absolute bullshit. There are tons of civs and campaigns for new players to enjoy, they don't need DLCs. Long time players are the ones who buy DLCs.
                >broken
                Like Bengalis and Dravidians?
                >literally who civs
                Like Bengalis and Dravidians?

                DE exist solely because of T90 which at the same time brought more players.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Absolute bullshit. There are tons of civs and campaigns for new players to enjoy, they don't need DLCs. Long time players are the ones who buy DLCs.
                >broken
                Like Bengalis and Dravidians?
                >literally who civs
                Like Bengalis and Dravidians?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Bengalis
                >Literally who
                (You)

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If you've never heard of Bengalis then you're an idiot.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Only heard about your mom haha libs owned lmao rekt

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Are you seriously implying that being smart is a bad thing and makes you a lib?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Clearly not that smart. Specially considering you called yourself smart.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >you have heard of Bengalis before, that means you must be a dumb liberal
                If only my IQ were as high as yours.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Teutonic Knights will never be good or historically accurate.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Agreed. That's what I was saying. Didn't realize you were being sarcastic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >third-world-people-tends-to-lame-more
      I agree I am quite the toxic player and I don't lame only because I don't want to learn it even when I main viets

  107. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How welcoming is the AoE 2 community to new players? I am a trans woman. I know that Samantha, Spirit of the Law's top donor, is also a trans woman.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I knew it! No way a real woman would be interested enough in videogames to become a patreon!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Trans rights

  108. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  109. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Crusader States when?

  110. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  111. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yep, 1400 again
    very nice

  112. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How does Daut do it? I don't mean win tournaments, since he doesn't do that (special tournaments made for the elderly do not count), but honestly I have big respect for a guy in his 40s still being able to compete with the youngsters. He even beats Hera when Hera misplays.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's "only" 37. Also he did win Wololo 3, which was his most recent S tier win.

  113. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game still dead when it comes to multiplayer?
    When i try to play quick match or ranked 2vs2 i have to wait 10min+ to find any other human beings.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody uses quick match. Are you only queueing for 2v2s? What country are you from? I can queue for a 1v1, 3v3, and 4v4 and find a match within a few minutes usually.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Nobody uses quick match
        so rankeds only?
        >Are you only queueing for 2v2s?
        yeah.
        >What country are you from?
        poland does it matter? is this game region-locked or something?
        > I can queue for a 1v1, 3v3, and 4v4 and find a match within a few minutes usually.
        Jesus christ, even hyper dead rts like SC2 can find me a game in under 30sec.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          AoE2 DE is not dead you fricking idiot, it just happens that people dont really play anything outside 1vs1 or 4vs4, 2vs2 and 3vs3 are very rare compared to the 2 former ones

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >>Are you only queueing for 2v2s?
          >yeah.
          2v2s aren't very popular. So that might be the issue. Try adding 3v3s and 4v4s in. Do 1v1s too

          >poland does it matter? is this game region-locked or something?
          It's not region locked, Poland has a decent player base anyway but it might take longer depending on when you queue because it'll keep expanding the search. It's 3AM in Poland so I imagine it'd take awhile to find a match, especially for AoE2. This is SA/US time. AoE2 regularly has 12-15k on at pretty much every point during the day and peaks at over 20k normally.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            will try to add 3vs3 and 4vs4 at more human hours then.
            I'm not mentally prepared for 1vs1 yet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >When i try to play quick match
      Nobody uses quick match
      >ranked 2vs2
      You will only get fast queue times if you have a teammate in your party to play with, for NOBODY goes solo in 2vs2 queue, either go 1vs1 or 4vs4, arabia is the fastest map you can get

  114. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Noob here, I got my ass completely fricking heemed by like 30 Konniks. What is a good counter. I ended up on Arena, so I had a hard time applying early pressure.

    I was Vikings

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >What is a good counter.
      Don't let your opponent get 30 Konniks.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I might just ban arena in the map list, but I felt like it was pretty hard for me to do on arena

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Don't let your opponent do X
        This is shitty advice because it's not always within your power to do so. Besides, it doesn't answer the original question. People really have to stop giving this type of advice.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Here's some better advice:
          git gud

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Black person, if you let your opponent boom uncontested into 30 elite castle units you fricked so many things along the way. You can't counter 45 minutes of shitty decisions.

            He's asking simple advice on Ganker. It's pretty safe to assume he's very low elo. Also, he mentioned Arena.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Well I literally said "Noob here" I think champions would have been a good idea like that other anon said, champions with pikes, im still learning the ropes

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                pikes get pummeled by infantry konniks, if you want to use pikemen then you will have to use arbalests

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It would have just been having champs clean up after they get knocked off. Arbalests probably would have been more cost effective.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Viking arbalest are shit, Viking champions should be trading good, each konnik has the same cost as 2 champs, and champs are more gold efficient

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that is what I was thinking after thinking about the game itself. I thought lack of thumb ring would have made them not worth it. I went monks too before I realized "wait a minute these viking monks are shit" lol. I still have a lot to learn

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                they’re missing a single upgrade but if you get them 5 minutes before your opponent hits imp (which, as vikings, you should) they still slaughter everything

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                And you have arbalest against stone walls, your opponent should have a good boom going and when they hit imp they have onager which flattens all

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                that’s why it’s an arb/ram push baka

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don't get people who throw a massive hissy fit over thumb ring when arbalests are already 90% accurate without it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Rate of fire is huge, if Britons got it they would be the top of s tier

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Arbalests vs Bulgarian is risky however, konniks can simply ignore your pikes and jump your archers, or he can simply hussar spam you to death, or make siege onagers
                While zerks do well vs konniks, zerks lose to bulgarian 2handers cost effectively, without mentioning bulgarian HCAs or siege
                Feels like if you cant brute force your way out against a bulgarian you kinda lose

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Forgot to mention that viking champions also lose against bulg 2handers, so you have to have arbalests or heavy scorpions

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Forgot to mention that viking champions also lose against bulg 2handers, so you have to have arbalests or heavy scorpions

                Yes champions beat konniks but lose to bargains swordsmen, but if he is opening konnik he won't have full upgrades on the two hander, just scout your opponent, know what your up against, take a big fight then tech switch so you have a meatshield and ranged combo.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Well I literally said "Noob here"
                you'er not gonna get much usefull advice anywhere online from people in high elo echo chambers

                i think against konniks you should mix units. maybe check out one of spirit of the law's counter videos

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Black person, if you let your opponent boom uncontested into 30 elite castle units you fricked so many things along the way. You can't counter 45 minutes of shitty decisions.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The 30 castle units aren't the problem, they can be countered, against Bulgarians you need to know if it's a cav or infantry opening, so you know whether to go infantry or archers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What

      >What is a good counter.
      Don't let your opponent get 30 Konniks.

      said, however as vikings, Berserks are the soft counter to konniks, alternatively, champions work
      The big deal is actually getting chieftains, which allows your infantry to shred cavalry konniks, infantry konniks are pushovers so they are not an issue, you just need to counter the mounted ones

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I had something like that going on, but my economy probably wasnt as good as his. I only had two castles for berserks but the second one came up late and I saw he had at least 3 kreposts, and a castle

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Berserks is too slow of a transition, champs do well enough

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Vikings on arena is shit, however champions or elite berserks with chieftains should do well. I would go champions as you won't have enough castles, he could try to switch into bargains two handers which you could answer with arbalest

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      arbalesters should have killed them. the vikings have one outdated trick on arena, which is boom into arb/ram, but here it would have actually worked.

  115. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to play historically inaccurate civilizations. How big is the pool of civilizations I can play?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      0
      there are no historically accurate civ in the game, it's not a game about historical accuracy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The absolute hubris of this failed history class pig. Name 1 thing wrong with Britons or Franks.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'll bite.
          >Longbows having the same range as a cannon and almost twice as much as a gun.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Franks are basically an amalgamation of the frankish kingdom of the early medieval period (merovingians and carolingians dynasties) with units like the throwing axeman, and the crusaders states with their emphasis on heavy cavalry
          The crusaders were called franks by inhabitants of the region even though they came from all corners of Europe

          The briton longbows were also not as good as arbalests and used only for a brief period of time, it was nowhere near as efficient as the game makes it out to be

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Oh no bros, I bit off more than I could chew... this girl clearly studied history as her minor in college!

            B-But I still have the Saracens. Hah!

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Good, go leave then

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Destroyed

  116. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick do I do combat, just started, but I have absolutely no FRICKING clue how to deal with any pressure during any age or on the opposite side of things trying to attack a single well defended castle.
    My only fricking strategy so far is playing against an AI under hard and attacking them before they amass an army that demolish my attack force (which usually just consists of a single spammed unit type I hyper invested in)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Too vague, too many answers. Be more specific.
      Also, training against the AI is a bad idea, except for training build orders. The game's AI operates very different from a human.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't say he plays online at all.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          well, if you're going against the AI just palisade wall his base and then start building towers

          alternatively go feudal and make a frickton of skirmishers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >how the frick do I do combat
      you mean micromange military units?

      ranged units like archers you should stutter step (attack, move during reload period, repeat), backwards against melee units, sideways against ranged units
      ranged units should also focus fire in groups smaller than ~40 ie: you rightclick each enemy one at a time so each archer shoots the same target, for groups larger than ~40 just let them shoot whatever
      large armies that include melee units you can just attackmove/patrol into the enemy
      in very small melee fights you can focus fire with your melee units
      mangonels you can use attack ground and predict where the enemy formation is moving
      monk micro you could probably find a video tutorial for. They're very formidable defensive units
      large groups containing vulnerable units like archers/siege/monks are vulnerable to pincer attacks
      use split formation to dodge impending mangonel shots
      units positioned on high ground or up a cliff do 25% more damage and take 25% less damage to units on lower ground, this is true for anything in the game from boars to castles
      use scatter formation against armies with lots of splash damage, or better: flank them
      you can move battering rams close to large groups of enemy archers to soak up fire
      ctrl+shift+space to select all military production buildings to place all their rally points in the same place
      ctrl+, to select all idle military units

  117. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just lost to konniks and 2h swordsmen too at 1300, I feel like such a moron lol

  118. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I invented boar luring

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I invented fast castle

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I invented calling everyone a Black person.

        Black person.

  119. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Nili so much

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Literally the unfunniest and cringiest individual in the AoE2 community. I don't even know how he gets his money considering his videos get like 50-200 views. He knows nothing of value about the game, his casting is shit, his accent is shit and his attempts at humor are peak desperation.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Also sensitive to any comment that *might* be interpreted as a criticism towards him. Always a treat to check his comment sections.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        everyone hates nili besides some pros, but sadly he is hired as tournament manager by Microsoft, which means hes responsible of making the calendar for Age of Empires events, so the main events of different tournaments are scheduled properly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You could crush his entire torso with one hand

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Post hand

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Literally the unfunniest and cringiest individual in the AoE2 community. I don't even know how he gets his money considering his videos get like 50-200 views. He knows nothing of value about the game, his casting is shit, his accent is shit and his attempts at humor are peak desperation.

      Why? He's just german. He's not a bad dude, just has that characteristic quasi aspergers personality and makes some silly cute bad jokes from time to time. He's good at organizing the tournaments and getting sponsorships. From what I know he was a teacher before getting into AoE2 full time and is older than the rest of the pro scene so you can't expect him to have the same juvenile personality as other players. I think some of you give him too much shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Jordan is a lovely boy and he is also german. Frick you Nilli
        >verification not required

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Jordan is bavarian so it doesn't count

  120. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any good videos for learning combat?
    I feel like my mind shuts down the minute it gets into a fight. my defense gets completely overwhelmed, or my offense gets completely countered

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Have you done the Art of War campaign?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just play Castle Blood Arena and copy the manoeuvres of whoever has the highest score

  121. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how does Hera get fatter in Argentina

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      first time living away from his parents, I think. probably isn’t used to cooking for himself and is eating out a lot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      inflation in Argentina is so high, with 10USD you can literally buy the entire meat section at the supermarket lol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Unlike in northamerica, we eat good, loads of (actual) good beef, plus you can buy a lot of shit with dollars, inflation is skyrocketing

        Thought the fact that he still lives in a shithole would offset that but jesus christ

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What you mean? Argentina is not THAT bad

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You're on Ganker. Are you surprised to encounter idiots?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You're right, my fault then

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You're on Ganker. Are you surprised to encounter idiots?

            I'm talking from my own experience which by all accounts should be easy-mode Argentina.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'm Argentinian and it's not as bad as you idiots make it sound
              For the record, it is bad for Argentinians themselves, but inflation skyrocketed so hard anybody with a single dollar with live a luxurious life.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm Argentinian and it's not as bad as you idiots make it sound
                So it's even worse? Shit's bad here too but as bad as it is inflation here doesn't make everyone with a dollar a multimillionaire.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >So it's even worse?
                Compared to what?
                >Shit's bad here too
                Where?
                >doesn't make everyone with a dollar a multimillionaire.
                Granted not a multimillionari but you will still live a calm economical life, for the price of dollar here is just massive, check how a dollar costs in argentinian pesos

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                it's obviously an american

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Technically not wrong.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Compared to what?
                To what I expected.
                >Where?
                Shitzil.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Granted not a multimillionari but you will still live a calm economical life
                Sure but better than with the same income in a country like Canada?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know anything about Hera, but his previous savings will obviously go a lot further in Argentina than in Canada.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Even if you have a lot of money if you live in a country where supermarket shelves are empty you still won't be able to buy what you want.

                More precisely, how much a dollar is worth compared to a peso doesn't directly translate to how easier it is to live with dollars in Argentina because the whole country is a shithole and even if you're much better off than most people the most rational choice would be not living here.

                Granted, I don't live in Argentina nor in Canada, but at least here people would choose to simply leave rather than putting up with all the other shit in exchange for a higher purchasing power.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I dont know Im not canadian nor live there

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I think he is talking about le insecurity. Bet he's a o n i o n s boy moron that went to BsAs as a tourist, got lost and got raped by a bunch of villeros.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >moving from Canada to Argentina
      Is he a moron?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unlike in northamerica, we eat good, loads of (actual) good beef, plus you can buy a lot of shit with dollars, inflation is skyrocketing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Meat doesn't make you fat.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          True but one can easily get lost in the asados down here

          I think he is talking about le insecurity. Bet he's a o n i o n s boy moron that went to BsAs as a tourist, got lost and got raped by a bunch of villeros.

          Most likely, insecurity is still an issuem however if you hang around Microcentro or more fancy places like Recolate you should be fine regardless

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I think going to BA for tourism is a waste anyways, Argentina is beautiful, no point going to that Black person-israelite infested shithole. One of these days I am going to go live like a caveman in the patagonia

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Based, I also want to escape this infernal heat too

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The way all the people that go to BA talk about it makes me think it's basically a hispanophonic Rio without beaches. Truly dreadful.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >it's basically a hispanophonic Rio without beaches
                Explain

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Cool historical city but dirty, expensive and full of rude people trying to take advantage of you and crime.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's different that any big city. Big thok

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Here in the south is not that bad.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Doesnt sound that different from other big cities tbh

  122. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where my rome dlc at

  123. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    News soon trust the plan.

  124. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ides of March bros...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta mourn the Caesar. Two more weeks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's ok we still have time they're based in the west coast.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they don't announce shit today. People in the AOE2 community constantly shout their baseless assumptions around as facts.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's over

  125. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >just remembered that hera said he was going to fast during NAC

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He needs to で御座います

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      homie needs to fast a lot longer than that.

  126. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Me omw to beat up some minorities

  127. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://forums.ageofempires.com/t/large-infrastructure-update-wednesday-march-22-i-ii-iii-de-and-iv/226832

    This....is the not the news we expected.

  128. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >you won't stand a chance now... against my castle age frank knights! that's right, 120 hp! behold
    oh shit, /vst/, what do you do in this situation??

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I maek pikemen.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I turks and hav no pikemen so I maek monks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Camels, pikes, monks, knights of my own. Lotta options.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      As I am also a gentleman we can both agree to not make pikemen, I raise you 10+6 knights

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Knights are not scary, not even Frankish ones.
        Briton crossbows however...

        what do you mean? 120 hp knights! nobody has that besides the franks!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Picks Gurjaras
          >Creates camel army
          Nuthin' personal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Knights are not scary, not even Frankish ones.
      Briton crossbows however...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well done, Monseigneur Chevalier, well done...
      HOWEVER
      This revolutionary new technology I have well beyond you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        192 hp paladins

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Castle Age tech with a cost of 600 and research time of 35 seconds

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Still weaker than Teuton and Lithuanian paladins, and they get shitstomped by Saracen, Hindu and Gurgle camels. Franks are an infantry/siege civ, deal with it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bu-but you have to spend resources in a castle! Oh no!

  129. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I might actually be moronic, I can't reach 1300 after hundreds of games and I am literally gonna kill my self

  130. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >180 hours in
    >still no clue how to progress through a game
    >getting steamrolled by hard+ AI and randoms

  131. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rome news just dropped.

    According to this alleged datamining, the Alaric and Attila campaign are getting some changes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >we need an infantry buff
      >make an infantry unit that gives an infantry buff

      mind = blown

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Centurions are cavalry in AoE2, though.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ah right, guess I'm going off AoE I too hard.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This would imply at least one civ is going to be added to the actual AoE2 game. Which will be weird, since it'll probably play totally different from every other civ.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If the bulk of content is still cordoned off in a secondary game mode, they could just retrofit a civ or so to give the base game a bone.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Rome news just dropped.
      So, what do we know?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What centurions do and some changes to the campaigns.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah, I remember that map, it's the first mission of Alaric, it's cool they're given the campaigns of Attila and Alaric and revisit with a possible minor/major revamp too.
      I hope we get trainable legionnaires and centurions instead of using triggers in the scenario editor to make them trainable.

  132. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lifetime Western Roman Empire main here
    AMA

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >You will know know the warmth of Light Cavalry
      How are you still alive?

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