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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i thought one tit wasn't covered

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Built to be gangraped by old Japanese Ashigaru

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      some based imperial jap actually fought with the VietMinh against globohomos.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A Japanese man actually governed Vietnam as an officer of the Tang back in the 8th century.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If I’m going to start playing MP should I find a build order I like and copy it, or should I play like a moron until I get a better idea of how I’m going to play?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >should I play like a moron until I get a better idea of how I’m going to play?
      This. Don't just be a stupid monkey following a build order someone else figured out for you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Copy a build order until you settle on a civ you like, then adjust that build order to do whatever you need it to.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Both are good options. Not following a build order and doing what you want will keep you in the lower Elo, but it's easier to use the wheel instead of trying to reinvent it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't do a build order. It will help you rise in elo a bit and then you will be stuck. Practice and build up different basic skills in each game but let it unfold naturally.

      - have a basic plan of what unit and tech to make in the game
      - always fully utilize all economy workers
      - always fully utilize production buildings (otherwise why did you build it)?
      - walling with your buildings
      - defending/repairng attacks behind walls
      - defending with TC
      - hunting efficiently

      If you just have an efficient eco and make a lot of units, that's probably 750 ELO.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >and then you will be stuck
        That will happens regardless because there is always things to polish. All the things you listed are covered in build orders and the general theory of how to play this game

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's what I'm saying. Learn the theory of the game

          The build order will artificially raise you because weaker players don't know how to defend against it.

          It will be harder to learn the other skills because the better player will punish experimentation.

          Also it will be a crutch. You will feel like you have to use it or get beat badly.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >That's what I'm saying. Learn the theory of the game
            Why would you skip practical experience to learn theory? Learn both.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Learn the theory of the game
            So build orders
            That's where you start
            Then you focus on what you want
            Not having your TC idle?
            Unit use?
            booming?
            age up timing?
            eco balance for certain units?
            Not having your TC idle?
            More build orders?
            Seriously you want to play good? learn build orders and ask around the community when you have more specific questions. Don't want to play build orders? That's ok, you will stay at the low Elo were build orders doesn't matter and that it's ok, nothing wrong with that but since you are asking things that are answered in the build orders...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >- always fully utilize production buildings (otherwise why did you build it)?
        I'd like to add to this. A common mistake in low elo is that people don't make enough military production buildings, which means they won't be able to respond quickly to what the enemy does because your production is bottlenecked. Also, gathering lots of resources is good, but you should not keep them in the bank. Spend them. You're not gonna survive an attack if you have no soldiers and you only have two or three buildings to make them from.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >and then you will be stuck
        That will happens regardless because there is always things to polish. All the things you listed are covered in build orders and the general theory of how to play this game

        I haven’t been using a set build order but the main thing that trips me up (imo) is timing. I tend to get techs early (loom, eco upgrades) so I don’t forget them even if I’m not using them atm and also the timing on moving up in Ages, I feel like I either get stuck not making vills so I can save up or I make too many vills and get left behind

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it over for this game? Now when Hera dominates, nobody cares about it anymore. Aoe was only big because of Viper. People liked to watch him play.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Viper hasn't stopped playing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe biper shouldn't have sold his soul to Facebook then

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      newbie

      why was this iteration of King of the Desert of soulless and without any hype?

      are people finally fed up with Arabia?
      Will arena save the game??

      perhaps Memb should have gotten a pro caster like Dave for the final.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dave was co-casting with T90.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But Viper still plays. So does Daut. So does MBL. All of them are fun to watch.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it over for this game?
      You can also play the game yourself, you know.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >b-but if nobody plays why should I
        The fact that this game recovered from being literally dead means nothing to tourney trannies

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    next civ pack ?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Easy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Easy.

      next bullet? On your heads would be ideal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Australian Abbos

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >not mapuche or charrua

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully Tibetans/Tanguts/Jurchens and a chinese campaign.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the idea of only one region for dlc sucks. frick regional dlc outside of anything like Europe where people were interested for East Slavs and Dukes.

        Next dlc should be: 1 south american civ, maybe Chanka or another Mesoamerican Civ. whatever asian civ or another if they have the resources. I'd rather not have the game diluted like reddit supposes with 3x new African and Asian civs each expansion that make you go huh, that's far too much.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I'd rather not have the game diluted
          thats why the worst fricking case scenario would be another splitting

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          A regional DLC is the only type that makes sense, because it groups campaigns and architecture together. The idea that the game is pushing the limits on civs is preposterous, it could add another 30 civs comfortably.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          A regional DLC is the only type that makes sense, because it groups campaigns and architecture together. The idea that the game is pushing the limits on civs is preposterous, it could add another 30 civs comfortably.

          That's why we need thematic DLCs, like the OG Conquerors expansion, e.g: "Keepers of the Passes", themed around people living in/ around mountains. Off the top of my head, you have 6 civs you could add in this:
          >Swiss, Vlachs, Georgians, Armenians, Tocharians, Tibetans
          Varied architecture, different playstyles, vast geographical representation.
          If they add nations from a region I'm not interested in and only nations from that region, I'm not gonna buy the DLC, simple as.
          If they pull from more regions, they can add multiple regional powers or whatever instead of scrounging up every little tribe because they NEED at least 2-4 civs.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >That's why we need thematic DLCs, like the OG Conquerors expansion
            Good idea.
            >e.g: "Keepers of the Passes", themed around people living in/ around mountains
            Not this. This is a shit idea. have a nice day.

            >So what new content would you like to see that isn't civs?
            I want to see the water gameplay completely reworked. It's been shit for 20 years and it's about time they tried to address it. If you've played the Rome at War mod I'm hoping it'd look something like that. I also want the matchmaking/ranked system overhauled. 1v1s are fine for the most part but the team game system is fricking horrid.
            Additionally I'd like to have a rotating set of maps that replace the Empire Wars 1v1/TG tabs.
            >Tournament 1v1 map pool
            Can feature past tournaments or feature maps from the whatever big tournament is currently happening and will last until the next big one gets announced
            >Team Game Tournament Map Pool
            Bit smaller, but Battle of Africa maps and maybe permanent editions from Nation's Cup that never see the light of day in the map pool vote.

            >I want to see the water gameplay completely reworked.
            That's somehow even worse than spleetposting.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              How is that worse? It's one of the biggest complaints in the game. Nobody fricking plays water maps in the map pool. They have some of the lowest play rates.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                There's a reason Arabia is considered standard and not Islands.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ok so we won't work on any problems plaguing the game and we'll just keep making more Arabia-like tournaments. Worthless Black person.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                This is only a problem to forumtrannies like you.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >forumtrannies
                ?????

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Swiss
            They're Teutons. Stop suggesting Swiss.

            What the hell is wrong with whoever made this poll? The overwhelming majority of these civs listed are not umbrella civs. He's just listing subgroups or random neighboring civs that are mostly not even related. It's like this guy has zero understanding of history, ethnography and aoe2's design.

            >Chinese/Koreans
            Why the hell would you even list Chinese and Koreans together? Sino-Tibetans, Koreans and Jurchens are not related to each other. Chinese is not an umbrella that includes Tibetans and Tanguts
            >Slavs
            Slavs is an umbrella civ in name only
            >Malians
            Mossi and Songhai are not related to Malians. If anything he could have listed Fon/Dahomey, but he didn't.
            >Ethiopians
            Nubians and Swahilis are not related to Ethiopians. Exactly how are Somalis represented in Ethiopians?
            >Aztecs/Mayans
            NONE of these five listed groups are related to each other at all. How are we even talking about umbrella civs here?
            >Incas
            Chimus and Muiscas are not related to Incas
            >Italians/Sicilians
            These are all the same civilisation
            >Saracens
            These are all the same civilisation
            >Goths
            Lombards and Saxons are not Eastern Germanic
            >Teutons
            Same civ, and we already have Saxons
            >Britons
            You already mentioned both Saxons and Welsh
            >Khmers/Vietnamese
            Chams are not related to these peoples. Khmers and Vietnamese don't include Mons in their design. How is this an umbrella split?
            >Persians
            Alans and Kurds are not represented by Persians. Khwarzms literally are Persians. Are we making dynasties now?

            STOP TALKING ABOUT ETHNOGRAPHY IF YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT
            STOP PUTTING CIVS TOGETHER THAT ARE NOT RELATED
            STOP SEEING UMBRELLAS IF THEY'RE NOT THERE
            STOP CALLING NEW CIVS SPLITS

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Mossi and Songhai are not related to Malians. If anything he could have listed Fon/Dahomey, but he didn't.
              This one makes sense. Mali is functionally a West Africa amalgamation, and the Fon would make for a shit civ. What are they going to do? Lie down and put up signs saying "A Yoruba horseman should be killing me rn lol"? "Gunpowder from China and guns from Iberia couldn't save me from the cavalry of a Tsetse-infested Rainforest state because I'm hopelessly inept in everything I do?"
              Perhaps even a, "Everything I do amounts to impotent devil worship at best, and betrayal of kin at worst. At no point has my existence been a boon to any human on Earth, and the whole of humanity should cast me off the face of it"?
              Fon are shit.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just talking about the misuse of terms like split and umbrella, which don't apply to most of the civs he mentioned and broke down. Celts, Dravidians etc are umbrellas because they are literal umbrella terms for related ethnic groups. The Fon Gbeto is not related to Malians but is still in the civ, so this is an umbrella civ.
                A civ that is named after ONE ethnic group, and that is designed after ONE ethnic group, is not an umbrella civ that can be split.
                Vietnamese is not an umbrella civ just because the related Mons exist, that would be like saying AOC split Franks to add Spanish, that's bullshit. Chinese is not an umbrella civ just because they interacted with Jurchen, that would be like saying RoR split Huns when they added Romans.
                The idiot who made that stupid poll doesn't know shit about ethnography and it shows.
                >Mali is functionally a West Africa amalgamation
                Besides the Gbeto being Fon, what exactly about Malians is not Malian?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Besides the Gbeto being Fon, what exactly about Malians is not Malian?
                The infantry pierce armor bonus, which comes from infantry dodging projectiles, but that's a feature of open-formation fighting, which was much more common in the tropics. Also, it can be argued that, as Timbuktu wasn't fully-realized as a madrassa until the Askias enlarged it, the TB would be either Songhai or Hausa.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I see, interesting.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just talking about the misuse of terms like split and umbrella, which don't apply to most of the civs he mentioned and broke down. Celts, Dravidians etc are umbrellas because they are literal umbrella terms for related ethnic groups. The Fon Gbeto is not related to Malians but is still in the civ, so this is an umbrella civ.
                A civ that is named after ONE ethnic group, and that is designed after ONE ethnic group, is not an umbrella civ that can be split.
                Vietnamese is not an umbrella civ just because the related Mons exist, that would be like saying AOC split Franks to add Spanish, that's bullshit. Chinese is not an umbrella civ just because they interacted with Jurchen, that would be like saying RoR split Huns when they added Romans.
                The idiot who made that stupid poll doesn't know shit about ethnography and it shows.
                >Mali is functionally a West Africa amalgamation
                Besides the Gbeto being Fon, what exactly about Malians is not Malian?

                >Swiss
                They're Teutons. Stop suggesting Swiss.

                [...]
                What the hell is wrong with whoever made this poll? The overwhelming majority of these civs listed are not umbrella civs. He's just listing subgroups or random neighboring civs that are mostly not even related. It's like this guy has zero understanding of history, ethnography and aoe2's design.

                >Chinese/Koreans
                Why the hell would you even list Chinese and Koreans together? Sino-Tibetans, Koreans and Jurchens are not related to each other. Chinese is not an umbrella that includes Tibetans and Tanguts
                >Slavs
                Slavs is an umbrella civ in name only
                >Malians
                Mossi and Songhai are not related to Malians. If anything he could have listed Fon/Dahomey, but he didn't.
                >Ethiopians
                Nubians and Swahilis are not related to Ethiopians. Exactly how are Somalis represented in Ethiopians?
                >Aztecs/Mayans
                NONE of these five listed groups are related to each other at all. How are we even talking about umbrella civs here?
                >Incas
                Chimus and Muiscas are not related to Incas
                >Italians/Sicilians
                These are all the same civilisation
                >Saracens
                These are all the same civilisation
                >Goths
                Lombards and Saxons are not Eastern Germanic
                >Teutons
                Same civ, and we already have Saxons
                >Britons
                You already mentioned both Saxons and Welsh
                >Khmers/Vietnamese
                Chams are not related to these peoples. Khmers and Vietnamese don't include Mons in their design. How is this an umbrella split?
                >Persians
                Alans and Kurds are not represented by Persians. Khwarzms literally are Persians. Are we making dynasties now?

                STOP TALKING ABOUT ETHNOGRAPHY IF YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT
                STOP PUTTING CIVS TOGETHER THAT ARE NOT RELATED
                STOP SEEING UMBRELLAS IF THEY'RE NOT THERE
                STOP CALLING NEW CIVS SPLITS

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What's your point?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Benin above Mossi & Yoruba
                >Ghana being treated as fundamentally different than Mali
                "Relevance" is a shit statistic.
                The best pick is still Hausa/Yoruba for gameplay reasons.

                Ok, go make skirms against mongols

                I make elephant archers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Your map is incredibly cluttered. Do we really need 4 French flags and 5 Chinese ones? Do we really need all the aoe3 revolutions?

      >watching pros live
      >Not just watching the game cast later instead with commentary

      What's the appeal of watching the perspective of only one player and they're quiet most of the time anyways?

      >watching pros play competitively
      >not watching Ornlu play single player

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Armenians should be a must imho. I dont know how they are not in the game yet we have sicilians and burgundians

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        would be funny to watch an entire economy of armenian vills getting cornered and killed one by one by a group of jannies in a finals game of a major tourney です

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I can already here memb screaming "AY AY AY ITS A GENOCIDE AAYY MIERDA!"

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Hera still hasn't figured out Bengalis.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      frick off viper

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >hera can't figure out bengalis but our 1200s sure can make it work

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Bengali players
    >Celt players
    >Korean players
    >Spanish players
    >Cuman players

    Get your shitty ass gimmicks out of my face

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I play Berbers.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Berbers is fine

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    But none of that protects against maphacking in tournaments. Easy to bypass.

    [...]

    What do you mean?

    Are there really no protection against maphacking in tournaments?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're right, Anon. Every pro is actually a map hacking cheater. Congratulations.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't answer my question.
        What prevents maphacking in tournaments? In Age of Empires 4, one player was banned from tournaments after several top players and tournament judges came to the conclusion that he was most likely maphacking a lot, but it took hours of discussion and investigation and looking at replays. If maphacking is a serious yet difficult to detect issue for tournament games in Age of Empires 4, why wouldn't the same be the case for Age of Empires 2?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >You didn't answer my question
          People already answered your question multiple times and lowered themselves to talk to you enough.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you lie?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              They literally sit in a discord channel with an admin sharing their screen. Please tell me how they fricking avoid getting caught? Not to mention you can clearly see how they move their units. But nah frick me. It's all easily circumvented and the players who have been at the top for the past 10-15 years are all maphackers and nobody cares because there's a giant conspiracy.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Screensharing isn't foolproof at all. I won't go into details, but it's perfectly possible to have data sent to a different machine, and communicate some way with that.
                And when Age of Empires 4 can end up banning a player from tournaments after extensive investigation of whether maphacking occurred, it stands to reason that the same is possible for Age of Empires 2.
                And how would their movement of units necessarily reveal maphacking?
                Also, nice strawmen.

                Fundamentally, it doesn't seem possible to really effectively defend against maphacking in a game like Age of Empires, even in tournaments. For all information is available to all players' computers. Either you remove fog of war, or basically only prevent maphacking-cheating in LAN tournaments.

                >Why do you lie?
                Why are you a homosexual

                Why not be kinder to yourself?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >And how would their movement of units necessarily reveal maphacking?
                Good bye.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                As long as the maphacking player is not obvious about using maphacking, but more subtle, how would it reveal it? Why would it take hours of review for top players and judges in Age of Empires 4 for them to determine that a tournament player was maphacking before banning him?

                I am hera, I won thanks to maphacking. Keep crying

                But how would that be proven?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I am hera, I won thanks to maphacking. Keep crying

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >bought RoR for romans in AoE2
    >having a blast playing RoR instead
    i always knew the problem was the AoEI remake and not AoEI itself

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK
    CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK
    >CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK
    Hera is fricking unwatchable

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Grandpa gets mad about someone with high APM

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >watching pros live
    >Not just watching the game cast later instead with commentary

    What's the appeal of watching the perspective of only one player and they're quiet most of the time anyways?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I watch pro team games for the rage in discord.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Viper and MbL screaming at each other never gets old.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >What's the appeal of watching the perspective of only one player
      Some players are entertaining personalities and its interesting to get their perspective as they walk through their thought process (Daut, Viper, MBL)
      >and they're quiet most of the time anyways?
      These players are shit to watch. (Hera, Memb)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >These players are shit to watch. Hera
        Motherfricker refuses to comment his games and one literally only listen to his keyboard/mouse. Quite sad considering that he is capable of excellent content to learn

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's even made worse by how loud his mouse and keyboard are. homie, we can see your APM we don't have to hear it too. His scripted content isn't bad but him live is just rough...

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    IM GONNA SPLEEEEEEEET

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We should split sumerians into akkadians, sumerians and elamites

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They're all unrelated to each other though.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i was just joking, i have exactly 0 clue about ancient history

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Horse collar? What the frick? So early.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >masters of arena
    >double wall HP
    Arena clowns are such fricking pussies.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why was this iteration of King of the Desert of soulless and without any hype?

    are people finally fed up with Arabia?
    Will arena save the game??

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody cares about Hera winning.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      most series were one-sided, no matter what happens throughout these weeks of play you know that its going to be some combination of yo/viper/vinch/hera/larry playing out the last few games. so nothing before these matches creates much suspense. sitaux v larry was pretty crazy but you know sitaux will get knocked out by hera or viper eventually

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >20/21 pop feudal is now considered pretty late
    >18/19 pop feudal is basically the standard meta now

    What do we think about this? Honestly I feel like dark age is boring as shit so the faster it's over the better but I'm not sure

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >18/19pop
      Woah dude are you a michi player or something lmao we 11 pop feudal now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw to respond to that I'm going up slower and slower
      >Absolute huge economy by feudal while impatient b***hes are struggling to keep an archer coming out of the range every now and then

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't consider Hra to be a real player when he can abrely get through the first campaign mission of single player.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Viper is called silver boy for a reason you know

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What? Really? Please post a link.

      >you are in charge of giving campaigns to civs of 1 and 2 who dont have them yet , what leader do you chose as a campaign for them?

      >forgetting Celts
      Bruh, imagine a full length Star Wars campaign for the Mayans. Dos Pilas is not enough.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That anon is wrong, Hera doesn't play single player at all on Stream

        It's Viper who sucks at SP

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh okay, thanks.
          Just out of curiosity, are there pros who have said they never play campaigns at all?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        William Wallace exists

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Come on, it's not a real campaign any of us, at this point, can play for fun.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do we have an explanation to what happened to larry in the last kotd?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not one that you want to believe, so no.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not even your mother wants to hear about your map hacking theory crafting

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I think you meant that for the guy I was responding to, although I could've worded my own response better.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I guess the players that actually went ahead just did their homework and payed off... maybe even mbl

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >you are in charge of giving campaigns to civs of 1 and 2 who dont have them yet , what leader do you chose as a campaign for them?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      chinkland, obviously
      they alone can use at least 5 campaigns

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Minoan Campaign with added ramming ship DLC
      >Assyrian Campaign using those unique 2horse chariot spear throwers
      >Palmyran campaign against literally everyone

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >destroys your tournament
    >destroys your all time-GOAT
    >destroys the subreddit
    NOTHING PERSONELL

    REMINDER THAT

    KNIGHTS COUNTER PIKES
    DELAY LOOM UNTIL FEUDAL
    DELAY HORSE COLLAR UNTIL IMP
    FRAKS AND MONGOLS NEED BUFFS
    BENGALIS SUCK DICK

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Viper already got destroyed Mr. 7-0.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >KNIGHTS COUNTER PIKES
      Yes.
      >DELAY LOOM UNTIL FEUDAL
      I always do this
      >DELAY HORSE COLLAR UNTIL IMP
      Nicovtier
      >FRAKS AND MONGOLS NEED BUFFS
      No.
      BENGALIS SUCK DICK
      Yes

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the Roman and Byzantine campaigns we could get...

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is a Bietnamese?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A very knowledgeable Vietnamese person

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Vietnam if it was colonized by the Spanish instead of French.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Viper threw those games, even memb agreed.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do you lie?
    Why are you a homosexual

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no big titty vietnamese archer gf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just move to Vietnam?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bruh people don't typically practise archery anymore in Vietnam, also I'm an autist.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >literally losing vills, battles and games to lag
    Neat

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Master of Arena quals
    >Clowns getting eliminated left and right
    i love how always when the master of arena is announced all these so-called arena pros are so excited and dream about winning and then comes good old RM players who play arena once in a while and kick their clown asses. bunch of clowns on clown map. its like ln or bf, they are good/high rate cause its clown map and no one good actually play that map regularly but when they do, they kick those clowns back to HD.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What makes arena/bf/ln "clown maps", dear arabiautist?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn't know the origins of the arena clown

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FIX THE FRICKING PATHFINDINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGARRRRGHASDAAS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Two more weeks

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The moonwalk is kino.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If I get another 20 seconds long lagspike I'm gonna go ballistic (and chemistry) in one of the dev team's offices

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Works on my machine

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm extremely fricking late on this one, but Malwarebytes loves to scan the game during multiplayer, so try making an exception for the game in that application.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nation's Cup 2023 starting now
    China vs. Canada
    >Streams
    https://www.twitch.tv/membtv
    https://www.twitch.tv/dave_aoe
    https://www.twitch.tv/paradox303
    https://www.twitch.tv/hera

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you ever fast castle into steppe lancers I'll fricking find you and politely ask you not to do that ever again

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    china dlc news?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody gives a shit about chinks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      not before the vlach, serbian, armenian and georgian DLC

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There's absolutely no reason we'd get any of those.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There's a case to be made for Vlachs because the Vlad campaign uses placeholder civs.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody cares for any of those

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot the Swiss.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Halbs
          >literally the only thing it made them relevant
          >every civ can use them hence emulating the swiss mercenary

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They'd obviously get +1 range on spear units as a civ bonus plus Imperial Halberdier or something to upgrade them to deal +96 dmg to elephants.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The swiss would be nice but they would have to work around pikes probably and there are so many civs that have something pikemen related already

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The Swiss are Teutons.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hearing Jurchens and Tibetans will be added, and there will be a campaign set during Tang dynasty era China. Expected late 2023.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Hearing
        Where?

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gentlemen it is with great distress that i inform you i have no idea how to play arena TG. Every game just seems a booming contest

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Go gothic flank
      Have a mate going cuman pocket
      MAA + Ram push

      Have fun every game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just boom then. If nobody attacks you then enjoy life, if they do the frick you because the chances of your teammate helping are really low unless you play with friends

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how monks are so useless against meso civs. Sometimes I just wanna monk rush somebody but doing it against one is asking to lose

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bring villagers and wall them up, checkmate meso cucks.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just learned that you can convert towers with monks after 2000 hours of playtime

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >looked at monastery techs for the first time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you can heal farms with monks

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        woah....... so this is the power...... of religion.............

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Khmae

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just missclick deleted like 30 Coustilliers in the middle of a ranked match while trying to delete a palisade wall and lost the game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You'd have lost it anyways

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, that fight would have probably won me the game

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Too bad you fricked it up

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The new Return of Rome DLC is great, and the best thing about it is how it has filtered so many plebs. gays seething because they can't spam infinite cav archers and rams like in the base game lmao

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Le we need more civs!
    100% homosexuals and Black folk

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >proving the point is right
        Alright then.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There's no point in this shit. Game is bloated enough as it is.
        Any other civ will undoubtely be either the same shit as we already have or just flat out weird and OP like release sicilians/burgundians.

        There's also no more architecture styles left to add new civs unless they somehow SPLEET existing architecture sets which is a dumb idea regardless. I just want unique Monasteries / Monks / Castle skins for existing civs instead of new shit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          luv me some SPLEET posting

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dynasties of India and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do you misclick and delete 30 coustillier in one button instead of a single palisade wall? Did your face slip and smash into the keyboard?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was trying to select those palisade walls behind the arbs with a double click and instead clicked on the coustillier, simple as

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So what new content would you like to see that isn't civs? I agree that there are enough civs and for a new player learning the game takes weeks right now with all the unique units, techs, civ bonuses, etc
    I like new civs but there's a point when you have to stop

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >So what new content would you like to see that isn't civs?
      I want to see the water gameplay completely reworked. It's been shit for 20 years and it's about time they tried to address it. If you've played the Rome at War mod I'm hoping it'd look something like that. I also want the matchmaking/ranked system overhauled. 1v1s are fine for the most part but the team game system is fricking horrid.
      Additionally I'd like to have a rotating set of maps that replace the Empire Wars 1v1/TG tabs.
      >Tournament 1v1 map pool
      Can feature past tournaments or feature maps from the whatever big tournament is currently happening and will last until the next big one gets announced
      >Team Game Tournament Map Pool
      Bit smaller, but Battle of Africa maps and maybe permanent editions from Nation's Cup that never see the light of day in the map pool vote.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I want to see the water gameplay completely reworked
        They had the chance in aoe4 and they missed in a moronic way by making a stupid game that is worst than aoe2. You are not going to see dev work being spent on that because is expensive and it needs to be accompanied by a DLC to justify the cost

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I want to see the water gameplay completely reworked.
        >Rome at War
        I haven't played Rome at War, but I did see Spirit of the Law's video on it. I have to say, that's a lot of ships. It's a lot harder to distinguish between ships than land military.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's new game modes / datasets like RoR.
      Even if it's just random ass autistic shit like the old Age of Chivalry mods while still using mostly AoE2 graphics or completely absurd stuff like a port of that star wars rts or similar other stuff made on aoe2 engine that benefits from all QOL stuff it already has.

      As for exclusively AoE2 shit, each civ should get a campaign and that's it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Civs, balance patches, maps, and game modes, in that order..

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      More coop campaigns

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this is an example of aoe2 driving itself into a corner with how it did civs, aoe4 did it right

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Go to your thread then you absolute Black person homosexual

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They don't get a thread lul

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        someone got their nerve cut lmao

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I don't fall into either game im just waiting for AoM DE

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Helepolis firing speed reduce by half
    it was fun while it lasted...

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are crossbows bugged too? Every time I click on an unit and they kill it they start to move around and reposition until they finish and then start to shoot again, doesn't matter if you have offensive position or stand ground enabled. I'm not sure if it has always been like this but I have the feeling that it wasn't

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, happens with HC's too. Everything is fricked

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    As Macedonians what do you even do when the enemy goes chariots into horse archers? Just die?

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Splitting for the sake of it or "muh historical accuracy " is how you end up with bland civs like italians and Portuguese

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The implied descriptions seem pretty simple
      >What if a civ could get endless gold in 1v1s?
      >What if a civ could counter all unit types from a distance?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >>What if a civ could counter all unit types from a distance?
        Are you calling G xbows OP?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No. I said the civ counters all unit types from a distance. The Genoese Xbow just completes the circuit.

          >What if a civ could get endless gold in 1v1s?
          Vietnamese
          >What if a civ could counter all unit types from a distance?
          Mangudai

          >Vietnamese
          Very recent change, and it's a small trickle.
          >Mangudai
          That's a single unit. It loses to skirms and arbs, IIRC.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, go make skirms against mongols

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >What if a civ could get endless gold in 1v1s?
        Vietnamese
        >What if a civ could counter all unit types from a distance?
        Mangudai

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My Mongolian gf looks like this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She looks Vietnamese?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        well the artist clearly hasn't seen any Vietnamese since they look like fried chinks, so yes my Mongolian gf looks similar to that

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    china dlc news?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Chin' on deez nuts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://store.steampowered.com/app/538020/Expansion__Europa_Universalis_IV_Mandate_of_Heaven/

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So RoR is just AoE1 ported to AoE2? Doesn't that kind of defeat the entire point of playing AoE1? I mean specially at this point AoE2DE isn't even te same game at AoE2 at launch. Doesn't just porting all of 1 frick up the entire game?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      AoE1 DE is shit
      RoR and AoE2 are essentially separate game mods
      >Explain?
      No, frick you. I've been doing that for weeks and that was when there were multiple posts explaining it in the threads at the time of the update.

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Monk
    >30 hp
    >slow af
    >0/0 armor
    >can't attack

    >Jedi Knight
    >200hp
    >faster
    >1/5 armor
    >can convert
    >lays a can of whoopass with lightsaber

    AoEII just feels boring in comparison.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ok

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bump

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's another, more active AoE II thread you blind moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        We know but we keeping this thread shelved for when the other one dies
        You knowing, keeping this thread in the fridge until then
        Waste not

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What the other guy said. We should make an AoE SP thread and an AoE MP thread, just to be fair.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's dumb, just talk whatever dumb thing you want to discuss here, the bulk of the posters (that watch tourneys, actually play and discuss the game) are on the other thread so you can make this one whatever you want to talk
          Until the other thread dies and this one gets occupied

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Win a match in Imp
    >Ride the high for the rest of the day
    This game feels so good.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shelved

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The frick happened here?

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    AoE3 bros
    its habbening

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wojtek's wife

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit, they might actually do something with Denmark and Poland. Glad this game is not written-off due to AoM Retold.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        whats that ? datamined flag icons ?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They already patch these out, but for the first release of the PUP, these revolution flag were found. Now keep in mind that every civ in the game has a revolution flag version like this, since I guess they can also be used for the Embassy or to make your own on the editor. Also while they play around with history accuracy, Denmark revolution with Sweden would be too weird since it was the other way around. Since they went out of their way to remove this, I guess we know what's the next DLC is gonna be.

          Also picrel, RIP Brazil Empire civ. I blame the political bullshit down here, but who knows the real cause, maybe they couldn't figure out on how to make it unique enough without touching on slavery. I was betting on it centering around Imperial provinces, since we did had exactly 20 of those, not even counting Uruguay. Maybe it was the lack of flags...

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >I blame the political bullshit down here, but who knows the real cause, maybe they couldn't figure out on how to make it unique enough without touching on slavery.
            Three reasons:
            >Game devs live in perpetual fear of becoming the "Toy chattel" guys who make simulating slave abuse the optimal strategy for winning
            >Game devs don't want to become the "Slavery erasure" guys who whitewashed something as damned as Brazil
            >Brazil has no real military history. Fricking up Paraguay gets you no credits.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              has no real military history. Fricking up Paraguay gets you no credits.
              I mean, I don't think Brazil ever tried to make it seems Argentina and Uruguay didn't do anything on that 3v1...

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Brazil has no real military history. Fricking up Paraguay gets you no credits.
              Ackshually BR has an interesting military history in the 19th century, it just isn't as famous as Mexico. And the thing with slaves can be ignored completely, as it was done with the US civ.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Ackshually BR has an interesting military history in the 19th century, it just isn't as famous as Mexico.
                Name the conflicts and tell me why anyone outside of BR would give a shit.
                >And the thing with slaves can be ignored completely
                See issue no. 2. America can get away with it because there's other stuff to focus on. Brazil was just a coastline covered in slaves until the 19th century.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What's Brazil covered in now?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Trees?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Anon is baiting hard, of course a country of that size had to had a strong military to not facture like it's neighbors did, it's just that for most of it's history as an independent nation, Brazil doesn't have an obvious 'enemy nation' to war with, and it maintains this stance to this day. Exam it's history of INTERNAL conflicts (the Regency between Pedro I and II were full of insurgency, for instance) and one can see why.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Anon is baiting hard, of course a country of that size had to had a strong military to not facture like it's neighbors did
                Not what we're talking about. They have no military history.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >They have no military history
                No kidding, a country with less than 300 years. What else would you expect

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Seeing how America defeated the world's strongest Thalassocracy in its home waters, and fought pirates in the Mediterranean in just the first 50 years of its existence...

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Not what we're talking about.
                Yes it is, having a military history does not means only warring with other nations, it also means maintaining it's own territory.

                And to loop back to the topic, it was an big sized monarchy nation among a bunch of smaller, formerly spanish colonies federal states. An sizable, actual Empire. In a Age of Empires.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes it is, having a military history does not means only warring with other nations, it also means maintaining it's own territory.
                Okay, add Hawaii.
                >it was an big sized monarchy nation among a bunch of smaller, formerly spanish colonies federal states. An sizable, actual Empire.
                A large state surrounded by smaller states which makes no attempt at expanding its influence? And no one ever cared about it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Dlc focused on poland Lithuania and Denmark
            welp guess theres not much left they could add tbh that isnt already covered in revolution flags , italy and malta was already kind of stretching it out when it came to adding relevant civs of the time

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I did wish they would do something outside of Europe first, there is some leftover data that points towards an unfinished Morocco/Barbary Coast civ, for instance.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit, they might actually do something with Denmark and Poland. Glad this game is not written-off due to AoM Retold.

      hopefully the Thor skin will have a thunder animation when uses the skill

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        forgot pic

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I DON'T SEE ANY ICE GIANTS AROUND

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    m8, he's got horse collar.

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Magyar team bonus effects if I'm not moronic
    >Cavalry Archer
    34s > 25.5 (w/Britons 25.5 > 22s) Both values faster than Xbow recruitment unless Britons opponent
    >Camel Archer
    25s > 20s (w/Kasbah 20s > 16s), Kasbah + Gurjaras + Magyars = ~12s
    >Mangudai
    26s > ~20s (w/ Kasbah ~20 > ~15s)
    >Conquistador
    24s > 19.2s
    >Elephant Archers (?)
    32s > 25s (w/ Guarjaras 25s > 19s)
    >Ratha (?)
    18s > ~14s

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Magyar TB makes Rathas almost viable
      Huh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What about Arambai and Kipchaks?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Arambai
        18s > 14s
        >Kipchak
        20s > 16s

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Non-elite arambai benefit from chemistry, so you don't need to upgrade them to elite anymore.

        After so much autistic discussion I cant believe Ramgay got that unit buffed, almost feels like the devs are reading these threads.

        BOY I SURE DISLIKE ARCHERS I THINK THEY ARE TOO GOOD
        I THINK INFANTRY NEEDS TO BE FURTHER BUFFED
        REMOVE PALIDASE WALLS FROM THE GAME

        Who the frick is ramgay?
        They buffed rams because they have always been useless in castle age, they will still be pretty bad in ranked but better in the campaigns where you can't make trebs

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >they will still be pretty bad in ranked
          Rams are a good example of a team game unit along with elephants.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            So...a unit so bad that it can't find itself a place in 1v1.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think anyone will deny battering rams are shit, capped rams are fine, and Siege Ram are great.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      magyar buffs?
      let's fricking go

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Here is your buffed ram bro

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >8/8
      Explain

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You increase the speed and attack bonus vs buildings by garrisoning inside the elephant

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, is this the PUP? A mod? Right now, elephants aren't permitted a garrison.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's the PUP, infantry now can enter the elephant to make it perform better

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              NICE. What changes? Speed? Damage? Anything else?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Anon please, it was a joke, you can clearly see the difference in background colour between the elephant command card and the garrison number background
                The joke was that infantry can enter the elephant thru it's ass to make fight better, ala Ace Ventura coming out of the rhino's ass
                You genuinally falling for it made me extremely guilty, you ruined the joke and am sorry you got baited

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, you edited it too well. I am a fool.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry laddie

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    gujaras+briton+ magyars should be fun in team games.

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this was the AoE2 thread?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's more of a "hand-me-down" now for our bottom-feeding little brothers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      These idiots need to make an aoe3 thread and frick off to there.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      guess game with decent pathing get priority

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For real, aside from this baiting dumbass anon, there is not much to talk about on III, it was just an medium sized update, usual balance changes and such, some new units and visual changes for many european units. If it were a actual DLC then maybe it would warrant a thread. I'm just glad the game dev is still ongoing.

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    where is her nose?

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This achievement is honestly not that hard, just by hard walling friendly TCs, hoplite rushing orange asap and then by spamming towers and have cavalry kite away teal's army it's pretty easy to get

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They nerfed the shit out of teal and made blue less moronic. It was a pain in the ass on hard for me.

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >same range as HC
    >same damage as HC
    >same HP as HC
    >worse accuracy
    >requires a casstle
    what's the fricking point of janissaries now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Comes out an age earlier
      >More HP
      >More range
      >More damage
      >More armor

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >>More HP
        >>More range
        >>More damage
        >>More armor
        all verifiably false for the non-elite janny

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you comparing the Non-Elite Janissary to HCs?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            no one ever makes elite janissaries so might as well

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              They don't because the normal Janissary is enough. With the range nerf, that should change.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah true, why make Jannisaries when everybody else can make Hand Cannoners in Castle Age?

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can't believe Ram rushing onagers is no longer a meme.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      After so much autistic discussion I cant believe Ramgay got that unit buffed, almost feels like the devs are reading these threads.

      BOY I SURE DISLIKE ARCHERS I THINK THEY ARE TOO GOOD
      I THINK INFANTRY NEEDS TO BE FURTHER BUFFED
      REMOVE PALIDASE WALLS FROM THE GAME

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >almost feels like the devs are reading these threads.
        They have to be. I can't imagine members of an elevated modding team would just ignore Ganker.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Non-elite arambai benefit from chemistry, so you don't need to upgrade them to elite anymore.
        [...]
        Who the frick is ramgay?
        They buffed rams because they have always been useless in castle age, they will still be pretty bad in ranked but better in the campaigns where you can't make trebs

        I don't think anyone will deny battering rams are shit, capped rams are fine, and Siege Ram are great.

        Battering Rams are fantastic at destroying mangonels now since castle age. Siege is fun for the whole game.
        I guess Celts will need a nerf after this.

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's the hotkey for changing the keyboard language. Lost a match because it changed to fricking chinese and couldn't find the way to change it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Windows + spacebar.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        thanks fampai

        Greentext that shit

        it literally comes down to
        >pause game
        >type ああああああああああああああああ in chat and alt+f4

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I can already imagine that shit from the opponent's perspective
          >duel with opponent
          >middle of the match, english-speaking enemy pauses the match
          >suddenly screetches in chinese gobbledyasiatic
          >vanishes without a trace
          >XI GOT HIM

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Greentext that shit

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Nicov

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >4 stack 2ks
    >4 stack 2ks
    >4 stack 2ks

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FIX
    THE FRICKING
    TRANSPORTS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking of which, would a 'ferry' option ala SupCom make them a lot more easier to manage?

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    are persians getting reworked?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what would be the rework you would do to persians ?
      >inb4 civ splitting between different persian dynasties

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno i just asked because the pup notes seemed to imply a rework

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do people really have difficulties distinguishing between Unique Units?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The keshik and steppe lancer look like the same unit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No they dont

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Agree, keshik should've had a big shield or a different colored horse.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You are blind.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Between civs definitely, which does not make sense

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i legit saw peoples complaint and say that there should be a visual difference between Unique units and their Elite upgrade

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >4 arena games in a row in the ladder
    Are you shitting me, wtf is this shit. Murder all clowns

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >used to play lots of AoE3 as a kid
    >bought DE on sale, decided to get into it a week ago
    >decide to try out Teutons because their bonuses please my autism
    >read up on basic build orders and watch YouTube videos on how to not be completely clueless
    >get into a quick play game
    >everyone either resigns immediately, or absolutely outplays me, finishing getting to Feudal by the time Im about to start it, sending in raids and raping me
    The actual gameplay is really fun, but god, it feels like Im twenty years too late for trying to get into this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      In the lower elos you're going to be matched against total newbs and smurf accounts with nothing in between. Keep playing until you break through the shit barrier and you'll start playing some proper decent matches.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't play quick play. Kinda tempted to make an alt account to help new Anons practice these days.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They wouldn't appreciate it
        >t. projecting his unironical toxicity
        But I don't really think is a good idea unless they specifically ask you for coaching.

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gentlemen how do i 24+2 fc on arena? I just never have enough food for going to castle after the 2 vills and i dont know where i am fricking up

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How many farms are you putting down?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        2 on dark age

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Either add more farms or put a few more on gold for market tricks. Also make sure you are collecting every bit of hunt

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You need 3-4 depending on the civ.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Making farms in the dark age

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Have you never done a fast castle build before?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ah. I misread.

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Make elephant
    >It gets caught in a wall
    >Don't notice

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Malians get Gambesons
    How good would they be now?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They get natural +1 pierce armor right?
      If that's so doesn't change anything in a lot of matchups because the arrows were already doing 1.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        +1 pierce armor per age from Feudal to all Barracks units, so if they're upgraded the best they can be for their time:

        >Malian MAA 1/3
        >Malian Long Swordsman 3/5
        >Malian Champion 4/8

        That's about taking 2 damage per shot from equivalent upgraded Archer line units in their respective ages. If Gambesons were to be on top of all this, shit's probably too close to Huskarls while being better melee fighters.

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >opponents is Khmer
    >walls everything
    >doesn't make army
    >gets first to castle
    >booms
    >le me just make knights at a steady pace while booming
    >he reaches imperial with no army but always walled
    >just spam more stables
    >eventually breaches
    oh surprise
    >flood his base
    >win
    >spam 11 in chat

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We need to fix the map pool voting system.

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >heavy scorpion hp from 50 to 55
    Why are they so reluctant to give heavy scorps 8 range? The only thing this changes is that they are no longer oneshotted by mangos

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's the point, they can fire back at least twice in a 1v1

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mangonels, onagers or siege onagers? It's a big improvement either way

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Unkillable pierce armor
    >Blocks arrows
    >Faster with full garrison
    >220 hp(300+ as celt)
    >Bypasses walls
    Why they haven't nerfed this thing yet?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they die hard to elephants and petards. No need to nerf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Lack of stances means it runs off whenever it's hit.

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever happened to the aoe2 /vst/ discord

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There was an aoe2 /vst/ discord? Why? What's wrong with these threads?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Might as well. As a megaboomer I think it was ok

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its still there

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >meta in arena is now trash wars
    Woah, this map is every day more cancerous

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Alpha Male of AoE 2 has spoken!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      tldr?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The Alpha Male of AoE 2
      But jordan doesn't make videos, what do you mean

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >But jordan doesn't make videos
        https://www.youtube.com/@JorDanAoE

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's normal gameplay, different from what hera did

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >changes are on the horizon for Persians
    Why do Persians need a rework again?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Extrmely bland civ. Boom to Pala with trash anti-halb

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Pala
        Why even bother posting if you're too lazy to type out the word paladin?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Extremely bland civ
        >Wahhhh it's not flashy enough
        Poor Sicilians and Slavs.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Slavs have momentum and interesting support options. Sicilians are flashy with all of their bonuses.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gambesons made their trashbows deal only 2 damage to FU champions

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        As if anyone makes champions anyway.
        As if Persians would make crossbows against champions anyway.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >As if anyone makes champions anyway.
          Anon, I play 80% of my games only making the Militia line + rams.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They have Hand Cannons for that.

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just getting back into the swing of the game after a year off, anybody got a build order for a Viking fast castle into infantry? I don't give a shit about archers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Viking fast castle into infantry?
      So, a 27+2 into Resign? Sure.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's 600-800 range, don't worry about it it works well enough if they think I'm actually going to get archers and try to pre-emptively counter that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Still looking for a build order, serious question. I'm playing with friends and having fun, we all spam the units that make us happy and Longswords / Champions are what make me happy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just take a knight build order and swap out shit for infantry bro

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Is there a Vikings specific Knight order you would recommend, then?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No because who the frick goes Vikings knights?

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cancer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Will it be a wood game?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        100%

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Soul

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Arena should be deleted and replaced with fortress. Frick clowns

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Regicide is better than random map.

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >There's still a minimum of 2 games after this
    Holy frick

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It’s so strange to me how eager and confident people are about splitting up say Chinese or Persians, civs that have been in the game from the beginning and that comfortably represent adequately unified political/cultural entities through the entirety of the game’s targeted historical span. Indians were an ENTIRELY different situation, by God.

    And all this while subsaharan Africa has only two civs in the game. I feel the most sensible remaining additions are a Nigerian-based civ (Benin/Yoruba), maybe a Kongolese civ, and perhaps a Zimbabwean and/or Swahili type.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Benin/Yoruba and Swahili would be good. Kanem, Nubians and Somalis would be fine too. The Kongolese would fit aoe3 better than aoe2. I'm not sure about Zimbabwe though.

      >think of the subsaharinooos
      Frick off

      >ignorant and proud!
      Frick off

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Black person

        No because who the frick goes Vikings knights?

        homosexual

        Is there a Vikings specific Knight order you would recommend, then?

        Doesn't change at all for vikings, it's ok to use them in castle age as you transition to the infantry you want to play like champions or berserk

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Chinese don't need to be split. We just need more (non-Han) chinese civs.

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >think of the subsaharinooos
    Frick off

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    THE TRANSPORTS ARE *STILL* FRICKED!

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hVDZkYubvQs

    .

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone tell me which RoR civs are top tier so I can stop having fun with them?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Malay, but they're about to be nerfed. After that, Burmese, I suppose.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Return of Rome, not Rise of [the] Rajas, butthole the Malay nerf makes zero sense and that pisses me off

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          When's the new patch? Also I agree, nerfing the Malay was completely unnecesary

          >Take gambesons away from Malay and give it to Britons
          Britons getting skirmisher immune champions is a bad idea

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why did they kill jannies turkbros?

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Nicov lost half his prize pool for being a little b***h
    Kek

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what happened

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        aM hates playing Arena.
        Nicov signs up for MoA
        Qualifies
        Decider match against Ganji
        Loses first two games
        Says he doesn't feel like playing the third and fricks off
        JonSlow takes 50% off his prize money for his placement.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's appropriate answer but john slow is a Arena homosexual israelite that can go suck a bag uncuted unwashed dicks. Why do we even have to pretend Arena is not an outdated shitty map

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Why do we even have to pretend Arena is not an outdated shitty map
            This. I'd rather see Fortified clearing or Fortress(Regicide) played instead.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nicov is a great player but he's such a whiny gay sometimes

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In the judith campaign, there is an instance where somebody offers you to pay 6 million gold and they give you 4 rams, I paid and received nothing, is that a bug or a scripted scam?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >judith
      uhhh. Who?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yodith

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You need to send more because of tribute fee I think

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When's the new patch? Also I agree, nerfing the Malay was completely unnecesary

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    90% sure devs nerfed Malay infantry to reinforce the Infantry-elephant bromance

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They are looking for a tester at Forgotten Empires (some of the devs of the Definitives Edition) in my country. Do you think I should I apply? I have no idea about being a tester but I have years of playing AoE2 and other AoE games so maybe I could give it a shot even if I look like an idiot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Literally all you do is play the game and report broken shit that's not working as intended.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I guess I could at least tell them to fix the transport ships before the other anon get a hernia

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Okay I applied, I don't expect a response but whatever. Maybe they'll fix the vill pathfinding if I scream at them hard enough

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What's your country? Guess this is about AOM retold?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Spain, it's about AoE2 apply.workable.com/forgotten-empires/j/CD1CBD57C0/

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cor.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ENHANCE

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >After years of tiny buffs and Scorpion-focused civs, I can finally see the light
    SCORPIONBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stop blowing my walls with petards on arena i just wanna boom

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I will blow you and you will like it

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Battlepass datamined
    NO NOOOOOOOOO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thank predditors and forumtrannies for that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i have no words

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I never bother with that shit anyway

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why you're surprised. It's either some sort of battlepass/seasonal system or constantly DLCs to keep funding the game. You guys don't them to keep spitting civs and this is probably the next thing on the list to do.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i prefer civ dlcs personnaly than a fricking season pass

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          We can have both.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'd pay for campaign packs, provided they're good and appropriately priced.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good. Let them be some esthetic changes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can someone tell me what this means?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It means forumtrannies won.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait to unlock some dab taunts for my knights

  106. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Which is better for doing a Douche; Persians for the obvious bonuses or Portuguese for faster wood collection to get it out earlier?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Portuguese for more wood
      Persians already start with +75w +75f

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's +50f, +50w.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's +50f, +50w.

        I know, but my friend is convinced they're better for a douche than Persians because of the recent t90 video where he got fricked by it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, the professional player T90 lost to it, that means its a super good strategy.
          You need more than some extra resources to pull off a douche, Berbers is a better douching civ than portuguese

  107. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you fast castle into steppe lancers frick you

  108. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kek did you like my steppes last game, Anon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I am trans btw, making sure we are visible.

      Not him but how does one deal with it? Anyone have a video of a pro winning against it so I can fail trying that?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >him
        Did you just assume their gender?

  109. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kek
    >Romans in ranked
    These scorpions absolutely dumpster arbs and if someone has no bbc they're fricked

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Onagers

  110. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Patch is out boyos, time to spam centurions

  111. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Minecraft event
    excuse me what

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      AoE x Minecraft is something I never thought I would see officially, but here we are.
      A Minecraft RTS would be kinda neat tbh.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >one step closer to official Cubemod

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Halo crossover when? They can use Halo Wars units for cosmetics.

  112. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    First victory as the romans lel
    The extra blacksmith armor is quite powerful early feudal

  113. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Lysimachus no longer researches Centurion or Iron Age armor/attack upgrades.
    good , holy shit defending the forums for the achievement was cancer because of that

  114. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no skeleton feudal archer with the minecraft sound effect
    Soulless as frick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      defeated a same dude thrice for the last 3 days, 2 with dravidians, 1 with romans

      dravidians are pretty good in open maps in 1v1 matches, the discount to barracks research(one of the main factors why infantry are slow to build up, now partially gone), the bonus 200 wood everytime you age up(a guaranteed 2 archery ranges+2bit axe if you had 8-10 wood vills in dark ages), and the food saved from upgrading the militia could go either to vills or fletching/inf armor, whichever youre doing best atm. in castle age, you got another 200, which could guarantee a TC and a siege workshop, or a siege workshop and a wood discounted mango/scorp(since at early castle, wood are pretty scarce), by late game, theres wootz steel that makes armoured units no issue, and you got fully upgraded arbs as well if you managed to keep your archers, and similar to malians siege workshop(siege onager and cannons but no siege engine)

      but i could see this civ struggle in larger maps with more players since their mobility sucks, with the stables limited only to light cavs and non elite elephants with no bloodlines and husbandry, also im a mid ELO(1100) so it may wont work well in higher lvls of play

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        misclick a reply, meant for

        Kek
        >Romans in ranked
        These scorpions absolutely dumpster arbs and if someone has no bbc they're fricked

  115. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Minecraft
    Either Notch paid MS a frickton of money to shill his shit game, or MS doesnt know it's audience.
    Or both.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Even then it's also specifically about a shitty spin-off game when they're probably best going with the original if they had to insert funny mods. And Notch hasn't had anything to do with the game in a longass time; in fact Microsoft and Mojang alike would rather bury anything involving him within the IP if they can.

  116. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the ghost is real

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God eagles and archers are so hard to tackle
      Also hi

  117. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Legionnary powerspike is real

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Where are the strengths of the Romans primarily would you say? Like should they attack in Feudal with MAA and then go Castle or rush straight to castle, or what?

      Open question for anybody who thinks they know best.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        In dark, feudal and early castle age, there's no real grand strategy but just to outplay your opponent, good rushing civs with good eco will usually outphase the romans, while they are good with infantry most people will open with archers regardless because archers are stupidly OP and are braindead easy to use.
        With that in mind, being a good archer civ will give you a leg up, good scout rushing civ does it too tho scouts will get mauled by very tanky roman MAAs, and infantry can force an engament by razing your base
        In late castle age, so far people like to open with centurions, they are extremely strong despite their price, then in imperial finish you with legionnaries. There's an odd chance the roman will do longswords in castle age but more often than not the roman will opt for a knight rush instead.

        Being a good archer or cavalry archer civ will most likely do well vs romans. Also hope you get SOs or bombards to handle scorps.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think archers will be that amazing against Romans, they can still pump out skirmishers, if your opponent goes archer + scout you also have the good spears to add in. And in castle age the Romans have insane scorps which should deal with crossbows

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      AD ARMA

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        PUGNAMUS!

  118. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Pavise food cost changed to wood
    Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If were not making G xbows or xbows in castle age, a bad thing because you're using wood on an upgrade instead of units
      If you're not making archers and rushing condos, it's a buff

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Considering you usually only get the first archer armor it is good, when you fast imp you need food for chemistry and bracer, having a combat upgrade that doesn't cost food is good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Late Food = Wood turned into Farms
      So Wood will always be higher if you're refreshing camps and have the same amount of vills on both resources.

  119. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The roman's theme

  120. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thankfully all the Brazilians should be asleep now, frick them all.

  121. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Playing through Joan 6, this is the remainder of my troops after sacking the Burgundian base. Is it safe to continue or did I lose too many to recover quickly enough?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're fine.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Your alright, wall up to keep the British out

  122. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >deer now spawn further away
    >boars can now spawn instead of eles or rhinos
    19poproosherbros... our response?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying you need deer to 19pop.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        18poprooshers... our response?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        18poprooshers... our response?

        kek

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Was this in the patch notes?
      If they did do this it is about time, deer pushing is too profitable

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >deer now spawn further away
      Barely noticed it, still lure 2 deer

  123. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they should've made them spawn closer, it was already fricking annoying pushing them, also
    >minecraft event
    sovl tbh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Spawn them closer
      No. This means you waste more time, get food in slower, and spent less time scouting than your opponent who can now take advantage of it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        From what I've seen this only motivates people to lame more. I've gotten 3 people to lame me since the patch dropped. They just get the sheep, find the boar and go straight for yours as fast as possible since they know they won't be pushing deer

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Find your res then, you can compensate for being lamed by pushing deer

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          How can someone find his sheep, his boar, cross the map, and find your sheep before you do, though?

  124. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >let's start Barbarossa, it's rated one sword, so it's gotta be easy
    >first mission is 1v6

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its very easy, simple wall off your chokes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but I still end up getting my ass handed to me.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          send a scout east to get the cumans units , should help you a little

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Literally put a castle or a mangonel in each choke, then you will win
          Is that easy

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You can rush down 1 or even 2 enemies in the beginning to make things easier

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            that too , Burgundy and Bohemia have like no defense at the start if i remember

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Floating that many resources

  125. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bleda couldnt handle the Block Boar

  126. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, minecraft boars are cute. Also, new koreans eco feels like teutons because of the amount of wood I was floating

  127. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A troony just beat me at 1vs1

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >A troony
      How you know that?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        mains portuguese

  128. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did it eventually. Castling the chokepoints worked.

  129. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how to do into china?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Part of the fun is figuring stuff out yourself, Anon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        well okay. i don't understand what im supposed to do about the wonder? my forces just get annihilated trying to attack the gates

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Rams and Trebs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Petards for the wonder.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Part of the fun is figuring stuff out yourself, Anon.

      Rams and Trebs.

      HOLY FRICK ANON YEEEEES THANK YOU SO MUCH. FRICK THAT STUPID LEVEL

      ive been in this FRICKING MISSION FOR 6 FRICKING HOURS

  130. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Enemy turtles up in feudal
    >Turtle-booms in castle
    I hate this meta.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Palidases were a mistake
      Remove archers
      Buff infantry more
      Im almost tempted to even say buff Scouts

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Proposed change:
        >Archers no longer gain range from blacksmith upgrades
        >New archery range tech to give them +2 range (imperial age)
        >Ballistics made more expensive, gives archers +1 range

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ew.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's too easy to defend.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What Elo? Post rec so pro wannabe experts in fricking it up (us) can give you tips

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I've already reviewed the footage, so I know what I did wrong. I just fricked it up especially badly toward the end.

  131. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ATTACAMU!

  132. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Make a build order that can open into scouts or archers as needed with good timing
    >Turns out scouts are just useless
    Why?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Archers exists.

  133. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    its a 4v4 but the entire enemy team is goths

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They all die to an archer rush

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        its on michi

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Still dies to FU champions and archers.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            do you genuinely believe you won't get outproduced by 80+ profused barracks?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              No, but husks die like little b***hes by FU champions and gothic champions die like little b***hes to arbalests.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      do you genuinely believe you won't get outproduced by 80+ profused barracks?

      Heavy scorpions.

  134. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gentlemen, how do we fix this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically, by giving Bohemians gambeson.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is its clunkiness (also the fact that aoe2 armies do not fight like irl medieval armies did).
      I think it could see some use if it
      >moved faster (so it can position itself more quickly
      >had 1 less range and a bigger hitbox for projectiles
      >dealt melee damage instead of pierce and got rid of the meme secondary projectiles. The secondary projectiles only make microing it less smooth and melee damage would give support to archers agains high pa targets

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it wasn't any good irl either

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It did see quite a bit of success before being figured out, 2bh. Funnily enough this also happened in aoe2 when bohemians were first released

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      have its protective effect be an AOE like the centurion

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      outrange towers and castles, bonus vs naval

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >12 range
        No chance, give them bonus damage vs cav and +1 range and they will be alright

  135. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Villagers should be able to garisson in houses.
    Castles have waaaay to high DPS.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Play Khmer
      Yes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Khmer bonus should be firing a 1 dmg arrow from houses per villager.
        All civs should get garison houses.

        Gentlemen, how do we fix this?

        Fire on the move mechanic from RoN

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Thank Christ you aren't a dev for AoE2.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Khmer bonus should be firing a 1 dmg arrow from houses per villager.
          There's no reason for this.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No
      No

  136. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Crusader States civ

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play eu4 homosexual. Political entities with no resemble to a nation have no place here

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Crusader States
        >political entity
        Seethe muzzy

  137. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    King's Reinforcements looking a little weird

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks a bit squared up.

  138. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Petard in
    >Valas just quickwalls everything
    >Counter attack is now completely useless
    Building foundations should have negative armor holy frick it's so cancer

  139. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Barles still playing on
    Its over

  140. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sergeants dying to halberdiers
    Wootz steel is such a great tech

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nerf Sicilians again

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        He needed blast furnace earlier, sergeants have low damage and high tankiness, so Dravidian halbs have a chance with upgrades

  141. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vills can't repair the damage of three maa + the scout?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      One villager can against an ordinary civ I believe, not vs goths, japanese and maybe burmese

  142. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot to mention, Purple didn't have a single villager or TC for the last hour. It got raided and he didn't even notice until after we won.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Make a frickton of towers
        >Garrison none of them
        TG players are just animals, aren't they?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          He had some cute shit going on too.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Non-pro chinks are a special kind of people. I swear number names are dumber than your typical insect.

  143. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was it part of the plan to lose the relics?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Relics were the last thing on our minds.

  144. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    china dlc news?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you not been paying attention? We're getting a Caucasus DLC.

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