Age of Mythology Retold

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop remaking old games or making clones of old games and pretending they're new games

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not happening anytime soon
      Market is obsessed with safe bets, and remakes are seen as such

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why? If you can provide more of something that works why would you not do it? New is just new, it isn't necessarily good. Meanwhile there are a lot of old good ideas left to rot.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        shut the frick up

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        A remake of an old good idea isn't guaranteed to be good either, and fricking up and ruining a remake is worse for your reputation than releasing a bad new game 99% of the time. If you want a safe bet, just port the old game to new systems, which AoM already had happen.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >A remake of an old good idea isn't guaranteed to be good either, and fricking up and ruining a remake is worse for your reputation than releasing a bad new game 99% of the time.
          AoE 2 de good
          StarCraft 1 remake good
          C&C remake good
          Warcraft 3 reforged bad
          3 good vs 1 bad
          "Remake is good" win

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sc1 and cnc weren't remakes. They where just HD versions. Nothing aside from visuals changed.

            Aoe2 a d wc3 did major changes to the point where they almost are new games.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That and also it kinda cannibalizes your market in reverse. So if your remade old shit is good, many people won't bother to buy your new shit; which is basically what happened to AoE4, at least in competitive play.
          I mean if the revenue from the old shit is still big enough it'll justify it, but generally remakes don't see growth towards a new market as it's catering to nostalgia. The demographic will be old now 30-year or near old gamers, and not the zoomers or alphas.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Meanwhile there are a lot of old good ideas left to rot.
        you speak like a shareholder, do old movies rot? Can you not watch an old movie and appreciate it for what it is? Star Wars Ep 7 was so fresh and good compared to Ep 4 right? It was good and worked so why wouldn't it work again?
        I still play un-remastered Brood War and Warcraft 3 because they're excellent games, and they certainly don't fricking rot because video games are not perishables you dumb fricking moron directly responsible for the downfall of the medium

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      AoM with ranked servers is better than the shit game they would have otherwise made

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this
        I'd even play this shitty game again if there were ranked servers, I was pretty good rushing loki back in the day

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >making clones of old games
      Unironically the 90s pc scene and most 90s console scene trying to copy arcade

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      AoE4 is so good that they implement things from it to AoE2 DE.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh no

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If Retold takes off, Microsoft will want a modern sequel, like they did with AoE2:DE.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly they don't really need to change anything in terms of balance, because I can't really remember anything inherently too broken... Maybe Loki's hero rush, and Gaia?
    I'm kinda worried about them changing the story though, because I already see tree lady (Gaia?) before the expansion.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wat the balance was terrible

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was alright I remember, at least per race (not too sure about Chinese as I never played that). Each culture had at least one tier-1 major god if I remember correctly (Norse - Loki, Egyptians - Set, Greek-Hades, and Atlanteans Gaia). Granted AoM was more prone to rushing then any of the others in the series, so like Titans and Wonders were usually useless additions.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think there will be a few extra scenarios but they probably won't interfere with the main story

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, talking about noob opinions.

      >Loki hero rush and Gaia broken
      ???????

      >Why
      Because God Powers and Myth Units are the main selling point of the game, and shit like Plague of Serpents is useless if you can only use it once.

      >Plague of Serpents useless
      Random Land player detected

      It was alright I remember, at least per race (not too sure about Chinese as I never played that). Each culture had at least one tier-1 major god if I remember correctly (Norse - Loki, Egyptians - Set, Greek-Hades, and Atlanteans Gaia). Granted AoM was more prone to rushing then any of the others in the series, so like Titans and Wonders were usually useless additions.

      >Tier 1 Loki, Set, Hades, Gaia
      Whoa, luckily you squeezed Set in there, otherwise 4 out of 4 would be wrong.
      >AoM more prone to rushing
      When the meta is literally 2tc boom. Or maybe you say "was" because back in 2004 we were playing fricking 20 min classical wars with singers and spearmen and shit, but that's not how the game is supposed to be played.
      There are some rushes that work, but it's not the norm.

      I don't think atlantean eco is that busted, citizens take longer to train

      >Atty eco not busted
      Either you never played Atty, or you main Oranos and have room temperature IQ.

      You guys have it way easy nowadays, back then before voobly fan-patches/EE was a thing, everyone played on 1.03 version and Ouranos was the most broken god because of shockwave.

      OK, somebody who knows. My god, finally.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mass replying esports autist
        Who asked?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >esports autist
          One thing is that probably Microsoft is catering to those crowds? I feel that a lot of AoE4's design was "optimized" to capture that market with the franchise name-brand push... Although still losing to AoE2 in terms of fanaticism and prize pool expense. So far original AoM is less than a speck in the e-sports scene, so maybe they're hoping/gambling for it to be the next big thing.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Let's be real, this game isn't going to be very appealing in terms of competitive esports. It's way too gimmicky and is mostly catering to casual millennials who played the campaign 20 years ago; they will buy Retold and stream their easy diff campaign games while holding a coffee mug and going "ah, the nostalgia".
            Maybe there will be one medium-sized tournament and that's it. Let's remember that AoM at launch was a decent success but had official support only for one tournament, and probably expecting a lot more would be too optimistic.
            Not that it is a bad thing, mind you. In many aspects this game relies more on the fun factor of casting destructive godpowers and commanding powerful myth units rather than on balance, and if that gets stripped out in an attempt of appealing to the competitive environment then I'm afraid not many people will be playing it after a few months.

            >mass replying esports autist
            Who asked?

            >who asked
            You did, by posting your random ass takes on balance. It's always like this: the less you understand a game, the more vocal you are about what's "op". Maybe you should learn to listen first. But God forbid you don't post your noob opinions anyway.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >So far original AoM is less than a speck in the e-sports scene, so maybe they're hoping/gambling for it to be the next big thing.
            Decent change they're going to change too much and turn away both audiences

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Decent chance they're going to change too much and turn away both audiences
              They already tried to cater the chinks into it with the very late expansion, and kinda failed at that so... I mean if you're going to market to China I expect 10K+ at least, but it only went low 5k for players at launch Tale of the Dragon. Even the DE's base game only went for 11k at launch (compared to like AoE2:EE's 20k+, or even AoE3:DE's 18k), so I even wonder if this has the nostalgia base it can farm and sustain.
              13 year-old me had a lot of good memories with it with my buds in the LAN basement, but I don't think it was ever the popular RTS overall.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                AoM had a lot of success early 2000s. You have absolutely no idea how well documented it is in both English and French forums. The game was very much alive til early 2010s until ESO servers got shutdown and made the community split to Voobly and Gameranger. The base game also was hard to install on newer hardware so it didn't help with attracting newer people.
                When EE came out, it had crashing problems and was poorly optimized but the main problem is that the dev team balanced the game on their own fashion with no regard to the RTS-sanctuary community who had a monopoly over AoM balance and events for years. It ended up making the OGs not want to move, they stayed on Voobly but the player base kept shrinking over time.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No regard to the rts-s community? Did you read the names on the balance team? Magic, Mista, Brick, Nemesis, Lorenzo, I think Kyomaku was in there too. The game was a mess, but mistakes were made also on the balance side by voobly players.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not saying that RTS-sanc community are victims. I'm telling you that after ESO shutdown, there was always something that made the community split when everyone should have moved to EE.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kinda makes me realize how fanatical the AoE2 fanbase is overall. I mean it's still not as big as Starcraft per say, but at the same time Microsoft doesn't give damn shit compared to Bobby & Blizzard in everything.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                What are you talking about? AoE2s playerbase has long since eclipsed SC

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you have the numbers backing that up? I’m tired of wienery, k-pop-obsessed SChomosexuals talking shit about AoE

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you have the numbers backing that up? I’m tired of wienery, k-pop-obsessed SChomosexuals talking shit about AoE

                AoE2:DE has like 76k-ish players on ladder for "Random Map Team;" the most popular game mode. SC2 reported 85K-ish of it's active players back February of this year 2024, as a Q1 report for investors. AoE4 seems to have 107k-ish on their ladder "quickmatch 4v4". It's not the most accurate in total active player numbers, as ladder numbers could have multiple accounts, on/off players, etc. Interestingly SC2's 1v1 ladder has 124k in number of metric sites, which is 50% more than the report, and AoE2:DE has more players in Steam Rankings of active players than AoE4. However in either way, AoE2 and AoE4 seems to have a large player base that dwarfs most current RTS, and could be matching or even overtaken SC2 currently.
                In terms money flowing SC2 still is the king, and $100k+ is common enough prize pool for their tournament ($400~500k is also frequent). AoE2's prize pool also frequents $100k+, but $50k+ is more common. Funnily enough, even though it's the most in ladder numbers, AoE4 has the shittiest prize pool, and rarely goes to $10K+ (those are for S-tier) and under $1k is the most common. So if AoE2 players says AoE4 is more casual they're completely right in terms of the pro-player infrastructure and network.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Microsoft has been very cautious trying not to anger the fanbase too bad but it's not working.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want Atlantis nerfed or at least the other nations' gatherer units buffed. Since they're making most god powers as cooldown abilities, hopefully it'll mitigate Atlantis power spam homosexualry.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Since they're making most god powers as cooldown abilities
      Why? Are they trying to make each game longer?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm guessing they're trying to make them more relevant in plays

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why
        Because God Powers and Myth Units are the main selling point of the game, and shit like Plague of Serpents is useless if you can only use it once.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just implement Atlantean multi-use powers on things that are under-powered then. Putting everything on cooldown seems like changing things for the sake of changing things, especially when there already exists systems to make things work better.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No hopes all fears. It's Current Year +9.46

        >cooldown ceasefire
        Yeah this doesn't sound fair

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think atlantean eco is that busted, citizens take longer to train

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You guys have it way easy nowadays, back then before voobly fan-patches/EE was a thing, everyone played on 1.03 version and Ouranos was the most broken god because of shockwave.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Citizens gather less than villagers per population used.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna be shit just like Age of Empires 4.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As far as I concerned, they didn´t put a 2 in the title.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >its real
      oh god

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wut. Where does that belong on the furry scale? The eyelashes are what sells this.

      >its real
      oh god

      It could be just sillyposting like some of the other stuff on their Twitter. It looks AI generated in the first place.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        details are too similar, its over

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      100% AI generated.
      There's 0 hope for this game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AI slop

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >as if AI pixels and human directed pixels are any different

        You morons act like artists dont specifically paint like this cause they chase trends. AI just made it more apparent how soul-less the art scene actually is thanks to clout chasing.

        You want soul? Seek canvas paintings irl. Frick sake you sheep really do parrot what your heckin fav art youtuber b***hes about huh?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shut the frick up, pajeet. It's not even about style, it's about glaringly obvious mistakes that a human would never do because a human knows what it wants to draw instead of leaving it as "the algorithm recognises this pattern of pixels, so it's good enough".

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you don't deserve good things and i hope that you'll get fired from your job and replaced by a machine

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zero respect for using AI art on this.
      FRICK them.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure if their team of assets are called Stable and Diffusion.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            We're in a new era of 'Chef Mike'.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The worst is that this is believable.
          The absolute state of the woke west.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            At most they had some intern adjust the number of fingers out of the AI piece.
            No thinking human would've made that shit.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is using AI woke now?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Breathing is woke if you are paid to complain about the west.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No it's just a shit practice regardless of your politic opinions.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No it just looks like ass

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Woke are the policies that led to the hiring of incompetent artists and writers to get to a point where you need computers to write your dialog or draw your pictures.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          sopa de ai

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          why?

          why would you do this when the originals were so good literally every Web 2.0 site about mythology/deities used them?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            this unlocked so many memories, it was true, people used the AoM depictions of the ancient greek gods everywhere

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I keep seeing AoM Zeus literally everywhere, even IRL.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you his prophet or something?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If they aren't lying then they are idiots, because they didn't need the hacks that made their art. Would be funny if the artists they hired were just using AI art but didn't tell the team for an easy paycheck

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Would be funny if he gets outed by gamer autism

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bullshit. its AI.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gimme the sauce b***h

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The AoM official twitter.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better spend than one of the gachas that claim to be focused on "otaku culture".

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what do you have in mind?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      See I wouldn't mid AI, if there was like some level of human hand fixing shit or like adding their taste/style to it. The problem with this is 90~100% just machine, so it just feels a lazy cash grab (or desperate devs without funding).
      To note, even if this was actually a human artist (I doubt it), it's still so soulless that it feels like a machine which defeats the purpose.
      LIke they didn't even fix the poor Bast's misaligned headband... and everything else...Frick...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have no idea if shit shit is AI slop or not, but I'ld like to remind you all that shitty artists exist and they get hired all the time.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The classic "give trash jobs for stupid people, who probably they,re gonna get shit karma for their poor lifechoices"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The hand on the right has 5 fingers you're just blind.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you blind? That's five fingers, not six. But the torso is clearly ai generated and potentially touched up, and his arm guards aren't even properly aligned. The one on his raised arm has six "rings" the other one has seven. His eyes are also fricked up, he looks like he has a lazy eye. It doesn't look as bad as Bastet but it's not good.

          NOOOOO IT'S SIX FINGERS YOU ARE JUST SHILLS
          The remaster sucks so much, trust me!!! Just like the Atlantean civilization!!! I know so much about the game, keep trusting me!
          It's all doom and gloom don't you dare consider anything positive about this because I want it to fail

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Believe me when I tell you I want nothing more for it to be good.

            but things are looking really fishy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The guy who keeps crying about Atlantis is a huge homosexual

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      AI peddlers need to be stopped before they kill civilization.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to be in favour of AI slop, but this is embarassing. It looks like some incel shooped a cat meme onto a woman's body

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      not a furgay what is wrong with this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        See I wouldn't mid AI, if there was like some level of human hand fixing shit or like adding their taste/style to it. The problem with this is 90~100% just machine, so it just feels a lazy cash grab (or desperate devs without funding).
        To note, even if this was actually a human artist (I doubt it), it's still so soulless that it feels like a machine which defeats the purpose.
        LIke they didn't even fix the poor Bast's misaligned headband... and everything else...Frick...

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >damn i wish aom got a remake
          >it's ai slop
          not like this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The artwork looks much better than the original, and i say this as someone who believe this remake should not exist.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Found the artist.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I like the art, fellow players

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The original art looks like one of those bobbly head toys. It looks terrible and always did.
          I don't to invent problems where there are none, the remake already ruined Gaia and will certainly ruin much more.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Am I replying to a human being?
            Are they training AI to raid these threads?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Are they training AI to raid these threads?
              It's been like that for a while.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can't even identify an AI generated image.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You can identify the ones I make

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                now do Aphrodite

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Eyes are fricked up
                Ear is fricked up
                Logo on her shirt is fricked up
                Hair and bone shading are fricked up
                She's sitting in what seems like a metal container but it's also sort of a piece of fabric
                Extreme light and contrast that every AI shit has.
                2/10 got me to reply

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >You can
                reading comprehension anon, it saves lives

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And I still love it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                0/10
                I gen better than this. Use a better model.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care what you like

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You haven't been in /x/.

              there is no single conceivable metric under which the old art is worse than the new one.

              It's fractally superior, on every aspect you scrutinize you find it beats the new shit in ways you didn't even consider previously

              I have to agree with this man

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            there is no single conceivable metric under which the old art is worse than the new one.

            It's fractally superior, on every aspect you scrutinize you find it beats the new shit in ways you didn't even consider previously

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >there is no single conceivable metric under which the old art is worse than the new one.
              To be honest, the old art looks like cheap 80s-90s rockstars art posters.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you're still not contradicting what I said

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you're still not contradicting what I said

                This. Better, not good by itself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even find most of the old art that good. Only a handful of gods looked really nice like Zeus, Ra or Thor. Most of them were pretty mediocre. But holy shit the new art looks Chinese mobile game tier. I don't even care if its AI or not the style is simply soulless.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pointy replaced with balloons
      it never even began

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      might as well do a low-denoise upscale and call it a day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Video games are a visual medium. If the visuals in a game are stolen art ai slop then there is no problem with pirating the game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Between that logic, and how full of malware pirated games are in this decade, fricking normal that no one takes people like you seriously.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and how full of malware pirated games are in this decade
          skill issue

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Skill isue to waste millions buying 9 PCs full of viruses, right?
            kys by rape anglo

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              go gargle on corporate wiener Rasheed
              buy an ad

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                shut up and go back into the gulag
                nobody trust you shit genepool anymore

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >corpo bad, buaah buaah

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >go gargle on corporate wiener Rasheed
                Wut

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is this english?

          Skill isue to waste millions buying 9 PCs full of viruses, right?
          kys by rape anglo

          what? just know what you're downloading and installing. if you aren't moronic the only malware you'll get are the ones the developers put in the games on purpose

          shut up and go back into the gulag
          nobody trust you shit genepool anymore

          lol pajeet is angry and confused. still waiting on your genetics to get to wheel stage of civilization

          Thanks.
          Next one to join the "Wanna be cool in internet Club" please?

          1cm of cow shit has been deposited to your mudhut

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You meds anon.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Prostagma?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

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      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        add some sigma male music and this belongs straight into a pajeet's "ai draw countries as mythological creatures" youtube compilation

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i stand corrected, the ai slop looks better

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like when you use that face app to make someone smile.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just for you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spirit wolves don't belong in AoM. This isn't Warcraft 3.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does he look like fricking Aquaman?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the entire theme for retold screams cartoony capeshit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      putting the original art back will be one of the first mods to happen.
      they quality difference is laughable

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Just some guys on a boat doing boat stuff
        >He just comes up and kills them
        Oh yeah that's right, he was a fricking prick in the campaign.
        the real mythology is still worse though, more petulant than Zeus.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're egyptian and theres a greek navy behind Poseidon. He's obviously killing homies in a battle

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude that was fricking hand painted, how dare they replace it with AI shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        obviously AI generated only 4 fingers on his right hand

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The little finger is hidden because of the angle

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Heh sure, now what prompt did you use for it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice League of Legends artworks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Draven chads rise up

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hope they add a bunch of weird gods and nations
    >Fears they add YWYH as the only God that matters.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mods will fix it bros.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what people claimed about Extended Edition, mods never fixed it.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hopes
    I hope it will improve on the original in a meaningful way, though this is very unlikely

    >fears
    None, if it's shit the original game is still there and I will ignore the remake just like I did with aoe 2, homeworld, and countless others.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if it's shit the original game is still there and I will ignore the remake just like I did with aoe 2
      lol

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a shame Age of Mythology never had an expansion and no new civs came out for it. Still, I'm pretty happy with AoM as it is. It has the best singleplayer campaign of all RTS.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Titans? Atlanteans weren't in the base game

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is it that everyone says atlanteans are overpowered, even though most of the top pros play greek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they only superficially played the game 20 years ago and called it a day.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mulit-use god powers, citizens are their own drop off point, and free favor.
      It's more "look how lazily this faction was designed" than "nerf the Atlantians, I'm sick of losing to them".

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's strange that they seem to be designed as a civ for beginners, yet they're in the expansion that you'd only ever get if you've already played the game a lot. Automatons are still cool though.

        Yeah frick this, if this is the '''art''' they're going with then I'm staying far away from the remake

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any oldgays here? Hella nostalgic about rts-sanc and eso times rn. I'm about to play some Aom the titans vs bots.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fistbro. Eso, expert chat, looking for replays on mrfixit rather than lazily watching twitch where watchers can (and will) give their noob opinion.
      I played until 2004 or so, and during Covid I checked out the scene again. Man, the game changed a lot since then.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its quite hard to make custom scenarios in aom right?
    T. Single player gay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kinda, I mean , it's not a modern RTS editor, but it gets the job done

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Manor Lords
    >Shadow of the Erdtree
    >KCD 2
    >AoM Retold (hopefully it's not shit)
    It's going to be a good year, bros.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It never is "a good year"

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It better be fricking good after the shitpile that was Tale of the Dragon.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hopes
    Full mod support/adding in new civs/gods instead of replacing base game ones.
    >Fears
    The reality of the situation.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buy an ad.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Subhuman artists are the worst Black person loving anti-white homosexuals and AI disenfranchising them is a good thing.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Main thing I'm hoping for is QoL features, that and some improvement to pathing/unit behaviours.
    Have they confirmed whether or not chinks will be in this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Have they confirmed whether or not chinks will be in this?
      No Chinese Myths included in the release. Although there was a podcast that states that they are also working on Tales of Dragon? Could be him making a mistake though...

      ?feature=shared&t=2512

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hoped it would look somewhat like this https://youtu.be/TZt2YBv0U3Y

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're going to make Isis black, aren't they?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      WE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Set took that role.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We already know what Isis looks like in Retold, look at OP's image. She's basically the same. Also, the original Age of Mythology had a black woman as the Egyptian faction representative, so let's not pretend that would be anything new.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >had a black woman as the Egyptian faction representative
        Wouldn't know, decades of playing and I never played the campaign

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Also, the original Age of Mythology had a black woman as the Egyptian faction representative,
        She was literally a Nubian mercenary.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, she was a Nubian QUEEN

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You mean WOMAN KANG

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, and she was the Egyptian faction representative.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because even then they wouldn't have gotten away with a game with zero diversity. The decision was understandable at the time.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, and she was the Egyptian faction representative.

              She based though.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Amanra
                See at least she's properly fluffed as a Nubian Mercenary, and not like this weird fetish of making ancient Egyptians into completely black people. Not denying that there was Nubian rulers or mixing of cultures by the way, but Ancient Egypt has been a target of Afrocentrism way too much.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They're trying to bury the truth under a mountain of falsehoods.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It’s entirely due to Americans too. The intense narcissism/inferiority complex of their Blacks combined with the Black worship which permeates every aspect of American culture enables Afrocentrist nonsense.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vanilla AoM was the only good AoM. Titans was shit and ruined the game, EE was shit and ruined the game, Retold will be shit and ruin the game. You can tweak god powers and add shit like widescreen res support without polluting the game with half-assed shit factions and moronic gimmicks, just port the original fricking game oh wait you can't because you fired everyone who worked on the fricking thing.

    It's dead, pirate the original and be thankful that's even an option.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that AI?

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning saars

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Hopes?
    It's not shit
    >Fears?
    It's shit

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why yes, I'm an Isis man
    How could you tell?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Real art.
    By real artists.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sir do not redeem

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's too bad they had to compress it to jpeg and add so much artifacts + shrink to low-res in the game.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >we will never have a remaster where they just gave us uncompressed artwork from the original game
        Modern game development blows

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          For all we know the original artwork could be lost. I mean think about it, this is an industry where it's a common occurrence to lose the source code; even in now the 2020's.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Is the original artist still around? Or at least someone who can replicate his style? They didn't even attmpt.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Is the original artist still around?
              The chief concept artist was David Cherry, and he's like 75 so he's probably retired. He was like well-known in 70's sci-fi/fantasy.
              >They didn't even attmpt.
              Here's a thing that might terrify you... Maybe they couldn't because all the original art could be lost and/or no one knows how to use physical oil paint in the industry. Ensemble Studios studio died in 2008 with AoM and AoE3, so within the lay-offs and repos we could of lost a lot of knowledge and tech. If you think about even AoE4 had really weird art compared to AoE3....

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna repeat again for you monkey brains...

      >there is no single conceivable metric under which the old art is worse than the new one.
      To be honest, the old art looks like cheap 80s-90s rockstars art posters.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And again

        you're still not contradicting what I said

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        is no single conceivable metric under which the old art is worse than the new one.
        NTA, but that's a lie for this case. It would be true if there's no context or goal for the art to define itself, but the goal here is to appeal to the audience on the imagery of ancient mythology and it's divinities. When you have israeliteelry that physically cannot go on the wearer's head and one-hand having less fingers than another (as

        See I wouldn't mid AI, if there was like some level of human hand fixing shit or like adding their taste/style to it. The problem with this is 90~100% just machine, so it just feels a lazy cash grab (or desperate devs without funding).
        To note, even if this was actually a human artist (I doubt it), it's still so soulless that it feels like a machine which defeats the purpose.
        LIke they didn't even fix the poor Bast's misaligned headband... and everything else...Frick...

        ); it's just bad and you don't have to be an expert on art to know it is. Loki and Poseidon arguable, but Bast no it's just bad.
        BTW I first thought this was not official, but it was official and made me sad...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I count five digits on that hand

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Reading comprehension Anon, it saves lives

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Instead of "offbrand Greece" and "China but it's completely unfun and moronic", why not hindus / whichever mesoamerican culture had the wackiest pantheon / Japan?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because when it came out (2002) globalization wasn't a big thing yet, and the west basically only knew the big 3. The Chinese were added 12 years later to lure rich chinks. We don't really know if they're going to be added in the remake.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, Atlantis and China should obviously be excluded from the remake because they're bad factions. There's demand for new factions and campaigns but it would have to be a serious effort instead of duct taping some bullshit on top of an otherwise very well designed system.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >a serious effort instead of duct taping some bullshit
          Well anon, isn't a remake already kinda of a lazy cash grab than say actually making a sequel? We shouldn't expect too much, and at best if we get something like AoE2:DE we should be happy that they didn't frick it up.
          Although that's already too optimistic, because we already know that God Powers are on a timer instead of limited use. That's a huge change in terms of mechanics.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't expect it to be good, I'm just talking hypotheticals.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because when it came out (2002) globalization wasn't a big thing yet, and the west basically only knew the big 3. The Chinese were added 12 years later to lure rich chinks. We don't really know if they're going to be added in the remake.

      Regarding Hindus, Ensemble had a rule back then where they didn't want to include widely-practiced extant religions to avoid any inevitable controversy from referring to their beliefs as "mythology" or depicting it in a way that would offend, etc.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah true. Hindus and even Japanese Shinto is still a practiced religion. Although the Japanese don't really care too much, if you look at their games and how they depict their gods.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >even Japanese Shinto is still a practiced religion
          Yeah, but it's extremely niche. It took a massive blow when god-emperor Hirohito got publically humiliated. To demonstrate how irrelevant it is today I remember some anon on Ganker posted a street interview where some Japanese people thought it was some an imported religion from Korea or something. It's just that shinto encompasses a lot of cultural traditions that people still participate in during festivals etc so that massively inflates the numbers despite extremely few Japanese people actually believing in it as a faith.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >a street interview where some Japanese people thought it was some an imported religion from Korea or something.
            Either the guy who made the video slapped that Jap with a few thousand Yen and told him to say that, or that Jap was just getting confused by random bits and pieces of hypotheses about the historical connection between Koreans and Japanese. As a Japanese you cannot possibly "not know what Shinto is", though obviously the vast majority of people do not know much of the details of it nor really believe in it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              They of course knew about Shinto, just didn't know the details of its origin because it's such an irrelevant thing in Japan outside of holidays. Post-war occupation with the intent of de-radicalising the population really did a number on them. Modern Japanese society is overwhelmingly irreligious and doesn't really care much about it one way or the other.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah this. Like the imported from Korea thing IMO seems to be either a) a question in the context of wondering it's historical origin (i.e. was it with the yaoi crossing, or was it before, etc.) or b) the Ganker guy mistranslated Buddhism with Shinto (as most people will know that religion came from Korean missionaries in around in the 6th century).

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It was definitely a. Pretty sure the way it went was the was questioning various Japanese people on whether or not they believed in it. On one occasion the interviewer said something about how he was surprised at how little belief there was since it was a Japanese religion after all and a couple of Japanese women were surprised by that statement and said they thought it was foreign like from Korea.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the guy was*

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Right, smol goat man
            >Left, prototype of gaymer pig man with a severe case of diarrhea

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Golem on the left has one of the most soulless expressions ever

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there isnt an aoe4 thread so im going to post here. how. the. FRICK. do you play the sandBlack folk ascend campaign on hardest difficulty? i did the first mission fine but i cant figure out the 'into egypt' mission for the life of me. the way that time works is fricking bullshit. yes mad.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want more than anything for this to be good, but I know deep down they're gonna frick it up immensely

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw deep down anon is right

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"I´m bad at the game, so I wanna to see it fail" moment

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That picrel looks like one of the AI abominations I get when I take an image and upscale it with high denoise for the lulz
    I'm shocked that Zeus/Odin aren't black

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    marvel and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Considering how much b***hing is here, and probably soon by some LGTB ass who´s gonna think that Gaia design is sexist (somehow), probably good.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >June
    >Still no news
    maybe this weekend at SGF

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why can't we simply get a good modding community for AOM like for example that of BFME?!

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aom bros we are so fricking back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >1:13
      >nononono
      >HAAHAAHAAHAAAA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's on consoles making it dead on arrival.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cartoony mobile looking garbage might pirate it to see if it is as terrible as it looks and holy frick was that capeshit trailer pure cringe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Trailer for midjourney pngs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >six finger AI zeus
      lmao hope they fail immensely.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's real
        So people saying the artwork was AI like

        is no single conceivable metric under which the old art is worse than the new one.
        NTA, but that's a lie for this case. It would be true if there's no context or goal for the art to define itself, but the goal here is to appeal to the audience on the imagery of ancient mythology and it's divinities. When you have israeliteelry that physically cannot go on the wearer's head and one-hand having less fingers than another (as[...]); it's just bad and you don't have to be an expert on art to know it is. Loki and Poseidon arguable, but Bast no it's just bad.
        BTW I first thought this was not official, but it was official and made me sad...

        weren't kidding it's DOA

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I count four + white shadow but holy frick LOOK at the eyes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you blind? That's five fingers, not six. But the torso is clearly ai generated and potentially touched up, and his arm guards aren't even properly aligned. The one on his raised arm has six "rings" the other one has seven. His eyes are also fricked up, he looks like he has a lazy eye. It doesn't look as bad as Bastet but it's not good.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Prostagma

          >six finger AI zeus
          lmao hope they fail immensely.

          It's five fingers, with the lowest one having its underside illuminated by lightning. Count the knuckles.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mobile phone cartoon aesthetics
      its over

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      game is runied
      we realy need a good moding community for AOM like that of age of the ring for BFME

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No mention of the chinks
    KEK so much for "we will rework them"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's the paid dlc anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We already knew the chinese wouldn't be in the base game. they shouldn't be in the game at all, same for the atlanteans.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no cinematic
    There will be one for when the game launches, r-right??

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doubled down on Gaia's shitty remodel
    It's over

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the hell is this guy? All the other characters from this part were major gods, so I'm guessing it's redesigned Oranos?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Who the hell is this guy?
      Oceanus, a minor atlantean god in the game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, my bad. I was wrong.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit we are getting the chinese back as a paid dlc lol

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the system requirements thankfully don't seem absurd

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >GT 420
      I think I'll stick with the OG.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >charging for the original art
    out of all the israeli things they could have done, this is the most israeli

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >New Gods Pack: Freyr
      They're going to nickel and dime us for one new Major God at a time, aren't they?
      >selling the legacy Deity Portraits for extra
      MY BLOOD IS BOILING.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that one is weird, and apparently timed exclusive for the seasons pass preorder edition. So if it's OP you get to dunk on the poors?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >selling the legacy Deity Portraits for extra
        even venus?

        >soundtrack?
        butchered
        >artwork?
        replaced with shit and placed the originals behind a paywall
        >aesthetics?
        trounced beyond recognition in an unholy mixture of cartoonified hyperrealism

        holy

        It's even worse that they're redoing all the voice acting and apparently adding a daughter for Arkantos (alongside Kastor, so apparently she'll be in the New Atlantis campaign too).

        ...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the nu art is shit on purpose
      i did not see that coming

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it all makes sense now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's literal AI slop art. you'll now get AIslop assets and they'll charge you for hand crafted shit lmao. how devilish

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Rabbi laughs at polytheists and their icons. Makes Shekels while doing so.
      Super israeli indeed!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Polytheists all abandoned their beliefs except for Hindus, why is that?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >except for hindus
          And the east asians.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            East Asians gave up theirs for atheism and Buddhism

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's wrong, though. The majority of China is folk religion, their 'state atheism' is a lie, and Japan resisted Buddhism so hard they only care about it when it comes to funerals.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >That's wrong, though. The majority of China is folk religion
                China is officially an atheist state and "folk religion" is lumped into the same category for demographic purposes
                >Japan resisted Buddhism so hard they only care about it when it comes to funerals
                Japanese people are overwhelmingly atheistic, their only interaction with Shintoism is in festivals, you might as well consider everyone who celebrates Valentine's Day a Christian

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >China is officially an atheist state
                He was right, that is a complete lie and you would know this if you ever bothered looking into it. you're just showing your blatant ignorance about this subject matter. The Chinese are not Atheist, that is a giant meme.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irreligion_in_China
                >According to a 2012 Gallup poll, 47% of Chinese people were convinced atheists, and a further 30% were not religious. In comparison, only 14% considered themselves to be religious.[9] More recently, a 2015 Gallup poll found the number of convinced atheists in China to be 61%, with a further 29% saying that they are not religious compared to just 7% who are religious.[10]
                uh oh you're moronic!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >english wikipedia
                >chinese folk religion / non-religious
                I knew you were going to post this moronation and you shouldn't call anyone else an idiot for posting this garbage. The fricking study lumps religious people and non religious people into the exact same category and you're actually citing this as evidence to you being right.

                You are an idiot.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You got caught out and will not show anything to support your statement. Slither away with no argument, morono.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irreligion_in_China
                >According to a 2012 Gallup poll, 47% of Chinese people were convinced atheists, and a further 30% were not religious. In comparison, only 14% considered themselves to be religious.[9] More recently, a 2015 Gallup poll found the number of convinced atheists in China to be 61%, with a further 29% saying that they are not religious compared to just 7% who are religious.[10]
                uh oh you're moronic!

                > With the improved instruments in the 2018 China Family Panel Studies, we first observe that nearly 50% of respondents claim to have multiple (two or even more than three) religious beliefs and the believers of folk religion account for about 70% of the population.

                >Slither away with no argument, morono.
                Yeah, you should take your own advice, you fricking dumbass.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >none of the data contradicts the earlier poll
                >none of that "religious belief" or "folk religion" necessarily implies any belief in gods, vague as it is
                atheism won in china as in most of europe and the rest of asia, you lost, keep doubling down on moronation

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you not only don't know what Chinese folk religion is but you don't even understand the issue with the earlier polls, which were international and poorly worded, this it didn't properly describe to the users what religiousness even meant.
                >new study says 70% of them are religious
                >old foreign one says only 18% are the same
                >moron says this is identical
                Yup, you are, in fact, a moron. Congratulations.
                The funniest part about this is you posted a wikipedia article and didn't even read the sources
                > "China hopes Mazu, a sea goddess, can help it win over Taiwan"
                >yet the moron says they don't believe in spirits or gods, despite the fact that this is what their folk religion is

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Buddhism isn't even close to being the most popular religion in china or Taiwan, and in Japan it's a mix of Shinto and Buddhism. Only Koreans abandoned their religions for wide spread atheism.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hindus are arguably pseudo-polytheists. Matryoshka religion.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >make the new art almost universally garbage
      >sell the original as a separate DLC

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So you like shit like Stormgate then?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is this a sincere argument or are you serious? Why would not liking a shitty business practice like holding better original hostage, mean that you have to like another shitty game. Shitting on one thing does not mean liking another unrelated thing.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And here we go again with the shitty ideology of "It doesn't matter what you say, you are an idiot and the Internet is smart" when clearly in recent years it has been demonstrated how infested with low idiotic lives the Internet is.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        While that's the most scummy part let's not forget the other 3:
        >you have to pay extra to play the game week ahead of others
        >we don't know if we can buy the expansion separately (and not to mention that most of it is over 20 year old content).
        >We are only getting bits of new content through single separate DLC.
        Like the only thing to top this off to full Corpo is by adding microtransactions for skins a la CS:GO steam gambling.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >charging for classic portraits
      This a new low even for the gaming industry.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >7 day EA for premium version
      frick those turbo israelites

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >soundtrack?
    butchered
    >artwork?
    replaced with shit and placed the originals behind a paywall
    >aesthetics?
    trounced beyond recognition in an unholy mixture of cartoonified hyperrealism

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This looks fricking terrible. How hard is it to make a good looking remaster?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cartoonified hyperrealism
      retold? more like reforged

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, Prometheus looked like garbage in the original too, but that is not an excuse to making shit in a different way.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know, a mud golem has that kind of face. Amazing anon, I know.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is this suppose to be? Is it Kronos? Because I don't think it's Prometheans like

      I mean, Prometheus looked like garbage in the original too, but that is not an excuse to making shit in a different way.

      or a mud golem

      I know, a mud golem has that kind of face. Amazing anon, I know.

      says, due to the flaming fists.
      If this is actually the Atlantean titan (due to the fact that it's holding a hoplite like the original) it's a major downgrade. It doesn't even have the crystals!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's supposed to be Prometheus. The campaign titan one, not the minor god portrait.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bro, the atlantean titan appeared before Prometheus in the trailer,
        Did you even bother to watch the trailer, dumbfrick?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is this worse than reforged?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nah, you actually have to actively sabotage your game to go that low

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >gay who thinks that Reforged was "bad", to join the "wanna be cool internet club"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                my honest reaction

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                God damn, I hate the Warcraft aesthetic and all that it entails.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We mvst retvrn.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What is this suppose to be? Is it Kronos? Because I don't think it's Prometheans like [...] or a mud golem [...] says, due to the flaming fists.
            If this is actually the Atlantean titan (due to the fact that it's holding a hoplite like the original) it's a major downgrade. It doesn't even have the crystals!

            I always hated this Titan design. Atlanteans were such a weird faction, if you knew anything about history you could tell half of it was from either Rome or the Medieval period. I guess that made them seem "advanced", but instead they were just bizarre.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Really out of place mythology as well, being greek #2
              Language was sort of asian sounding but none of the words had any logic.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It didn't make any sense and I'm pretty sure it was originally supposed to have been Rome and China but both got scrapped and what was there was just turned into Atlantis.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >bizarre
              >a fictional myth faction

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Roman gladiator archetypes as main infantry
                >Heavy cavalry uses lances made out of stone
                >Biremes are actually less advanced than triremes
                >Myth units are all from Greek myth other than one from Hebrew myth
                Yes, they're bizarre.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    another case of "less is more"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >posoydon statue similar or even smaller than the colossus
      Good God, how do you frick up this hard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's definitely smaller, you can tell. but I think the issue is a mixture of problems. It seems like the colossi are too big more than anything, but the Statue of Poseidon is also too small.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm ok with the colossi being colossal, but the poseidon statue itself should definitely be bigger since it is the final boss and all. If anything I just don't like the proportions of the colossi, I feel like they are too squat, but it doesn't look as off as some other units.
          Strangely enough the prometheans have the exact opposite problem of being WAY too skinny compared to their originals, and those were my favorite units.And I liked their giant fist they formed when attacking too. But it could be a interesting direction for them to go down if the Alluvial Clay upgrade lore plays into it like giving them metal skeletons or some shit I don't know.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >posoydon statue similar or even smaller than the colossus
      Good God, how do you frick up this hard

      They didn't even try

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Another case of "looks way better that the old, I cannot jerk off ever again"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I cannot jerk off ever again
          To be fair for the original quote, that's mostly because once it's HD you can see all the flaws in the porn actress compared to 480p. Not connected to the bad remake of AoM anyway, just wanted to add trivia.

          I don't mind AI art at all, on the contrary I look forward to it, but at the moment it still lackluster in some areas so not getting at least ONE person to fix some issues with the art is just stupid.

          >so not getting at least ONE person to fix some issues with the art is just stupid.
          I think they did have a guy fixing it (assuming this was AI generated first), like the hand on

          See I wouldn't mid AI, if there was like some level of human hand fixing shit or like adding their taste/style to it. The problem with this is 90~100% just machine, so it just feels a lazy cash grab (or desperate devs without funding).
          To note, even if this was actually a human artist (I doubt it), it's still so soulless that it feels like a machine which defeats the purpose.
          LIke they didn't even fix the poor Bast's misaligned headband... and everything else...Frick...

          . However, they could of hired the lowest tier for the lowest price, so the artist missed, couldn't, or did not care to fix other glaring issues (headband for example on the same pic).

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What "porn actress"?

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's going to be Reforged levels of fricked
    FIRST HOMEWORLD
    NOW AGE OF MYTHOLOGY
    THE MONKEYPAW MUST BE DESTROYED

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's even worse that they're redoing all the voice acting and apparently adding a daughter for Arkantos (alongside Kastor, so apparently she'll be in the New Atlantis campaign too).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bullshit but I believe it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People need to stop hoping for remasters altogether, or at the very least expecting them to turn out differently than they have been. The industry has changed since these games were first developed. The current crop of game designers, artists etc will never be able to capture the original tone of these games. Not only has the culture changed too much, game studios are too diluted by diversity hires so the talent will never be there again. I can install the original Age of Mythology + Titans on my modern PC and play it just fine.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it depend , Nightdive for exemple put actual good remaster because they understand that all you really need to do is get the graphic up to date and maybe put a few QOL but without changing the core of the game , but yeah the majority of studios dont know how to fricking do a proper one

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nightdive is based, but sometimes I worry they are too faithful. Like the original Thing game was shit, and the sequel to it that got cancelled was looking much better, but Nightdive is doing a faithful remaster of trash rather than bringing it up to where it should have been if not for development problems.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nightdive is based, but sometimes I worry they are too faithful. Like the original Thing game was shit, and the sequel to it that got cancelled was looking much better, but Nightdive is doing a faithful remaster of trash rather than bringing it up to where it should have been if not for development problems.

          Weird to see people calling Nightdive based, I've seen people in the retro FPS fandom shit on them the way people are shitting on this AoM remaster

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because these guys aren't pasionate about boomer shooters so Nightdive is based to them
            Likewise boomer shooter fans who don't care about RTS that much probably think AoM Retold looks like a good remaster.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm just glad it's not an xbox exclusive. imagine playing an rts on a console lmao.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need a Microsoft account, so it basically is.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Woked.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wished so hard for a new age of mythology
    >monkey paw listen
    >we get this
    my bad anons

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is no creativity anymore. AoM was already made, and it was a great game.
    DON'T TOUCH IT
    Instead, make a crazy new first person shooter/RTS hybrid with ancient gods living in the modern world, or some shit.
    Like anything new. Any random idea works. Just stop recycling the same shit and making it worse while trying to sell it based on brand recognition. They do this with every franchise, across every entertainment industry
    I am sick of it, BE ORIGINAL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna touch it beacuse is a better option that the other RTSs "wanna be harcode micro garbage" like Shitgate.
      kys
      with love

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        target demographic right here

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You welcome fatso.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cyber-merc Anubis
      See I would say this slop is alright... if the gun barrel was actually functional.
      AI-chan needs more training!

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They fixed that fricking bullshit one time use god powers mechanic which made me not want to play original game at all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they "fixed" something that the original game was perfectly balanced around
      Frick off, secondary.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't want to play that game because of that moronic feature.
        >perfectly balanced around
        There are a ton of better balanced games with powers on cooldown. The thing where you have one shot to use pretty useless powers makes no sense, frick off.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          have you considered gitting gud? these powers are pretty strong. most of them at least.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pandoras box

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind AI art at all, on the contrary I look forward to it, but at the moment it still lackluster in some areas so not getting at least ONE person to fix some issues with the art is just stupid.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why would you look forward to soulless bland AI art?

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so old portrait is the time limited dlc ?

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never played this one, is this worth for the campaign?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The original base game was pretty alright for the campaign. Have good cinematic moments inspired by 90~2000s swords and sandals renaissance, especially if you're into ancient myths. Expansion campaign not as much excitement, but still pretty alright for the time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The original Age of Mythology has a great campaign with a lot of “Best of” moments. Trojan war, the Osiris Myth, Ragnarok, and of course Atlantis. I’d say it’s worth it for the campaign. The expansion with separate Atlantean civilization is kind of not good in my opinion.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2 unnanounced DLC with season pass
    Gonna be Chinks and second will be that Aztec mod made official im calling it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If the devs keep sun wukong as a chinese god it's just going to cement the fact that they aren't even trying, lol.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some gameplay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish he’d shut up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i know, but what matters is the gameplay itself. It gives me AoEIII:DE vibes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          make sense its on the same engine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's you're average Hispanic yapping like a parrot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok, gameplay looks fine, but I hate the AO4 UI, and it seems all in-game cutscenes looks like ass.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Of all the people, the spanish schizophrenic that nobody likes had to be the one who would put the gameplay first.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The only homosexual who could be bribed cheaply enough to speak good about this trash fire.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And you join him to think that the game "looks like trash".
            Good job.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The UI looks fricking awful and the voice acting sucks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks.
        Next one to join the "Wanna be cool in internet Club" please?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      clash of clans 2 looks great

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHY does it look so cartoony? Even some of the big god powers look awful the lighting storm looks like sperm and the meteors look like farts.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Welcome to ZOG art and culture

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because they're higher def models of the same core lower def models. Before your brain filled in the details and now there's nothing to fill in so you're brain sees the basic 2000s model in truth and they look cartoonish

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          or they're just fricking crap and look less detailed despite being newer tech

          another case of "less is more"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They have to add far more polygons to create the same illusion of detail for these newer higher def models. That is just unfeasible in a game where most things will be seen from far away. AOE3 DE has the exact same issue.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what about the barebones looking textures they didn't put any effort in them both far away and up close they look like shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's part of the issue, yes, but it's also that those missing details were filled in the worse way possible.

          The bigger issue is that aesthetically, the game cannot decide if it wants to go for the stylized look or the realistic look, so they both clash and we get the worse of both worlds.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I jusy hope the new DLC will actually do shit instead of just the same AoE game mechanics. I can't think of any non blizzard game that has mechanics like creep or pylon power. I think this would be a great opportunity for them to add in mechanics people generally don't use and to experiment with new stuff.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      aoe3 techincally has creeping, even though it sucks

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    let's hope they rework atlanteans and give them pic rel

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ZEUS BLESSES YOU WITH THE METEOR GOD POWER
    Mobile-tier soulless slop.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mother is truly a mobile-tier soulless slop.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Units looked really plasticine like in Reforged in the zoomed in part of the trailer but they look okay in that beaner's gameplay video, no need to go feral over it I think.
    The worst fears for me right now are the AI slop portraits and omega-israeli monetization scheme, you just know they'' strike down any mod restoring the old portraits.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The scaling felt off for a lot of the units, make giants big but the rest should be small.

      At least all the faults look pretty easily to mod out.

      Why should I buy again for a game that looks worse than an early 2000's game

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna miss Gaia. I wish I could slap the devs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not my Gaia

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's about the 3d model, anon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nta both portrait and model are terribad they could've gone for a solid middle ground and made her look like poison ivy knock off but now she's a myth unit just so they don't upset the wokes

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am worried about Aphrodite.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't make the egyptian gods black so the worst was averted.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >xbox
    are there really morons who will play RTS on a controller?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dave.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Plant Gaia got me questioning my loyalty to Zeus, bros.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to see Cronus next

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The model is in the demo.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy fricking shit, this voice acting is atrocious.

    ?si=vt6lDtt_E9zfbifC&t=6

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can only hope Athena is just a random intern they got some voicework out of for the demo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [insert World of Warcraft Troll laughter here]

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It isn't even just Athena's voice, all voices that wasn't reused sound mediocre at best. But hers was definitely the worst. The god power effects are also extremely weak. Compare the lightning storm power in that footage at 3:10 to the original.

        ?si=cTLYcGBA1Y-RAgdv&t=77
        It actually manages to look worse.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's not the original but it still looks better. https://youtu.be/2KXOgTEe7gI?si=sFaDM_Kk5tFbhiMZ&t=19

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that can't be fricking real. that has to be some placeholder voice while they get Carole Ruggier into the studio

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least all the faults look pretty easily to mod out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gonna pay for the same game twice AND spend months modding it to a playable state

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kronos in the original art

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kronos's original 3D model

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Giga homie has escaped!
          >Only quads can stop him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Current Kronos model in the remake.

      Can you spot the problem?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Too many polygons to jerk off in peace?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.
        It looks like throwaway elemental mob from World of Warcraft

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kronos in the original art

        They both look awful. Not going to defend the remaster model but original Kronos is shit, too.

        This shitty remaster shouldn't exist, I regret wanting this years ago.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You kind shouldn´t exist more like it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why purple light instead of molten lava like the art?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In the cinematic he's a big chunk of fiery, shadowy ash creature hurling meteors

        in the game he looks like big black lizard man

        Kronos in the original art

        artwork's a vulcanic man
        but in retold its broken rock with purple glow for some stupid reason

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Current Kronos model in the remake.

      Can you spot the problem?

      I never understood the association with Kronos and a magma man.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's supposed to be evil so the devs just decided that he needed to look like a giant mountain with lava even though that doesn't make any sense.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Villain syndrome.
        The evil enemy has to look evil
        Normally it's Hades who gets hit by this.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hades was handled far better than Kronos was. He's menacing and somewhat evil looking but looks like you could see him looking for an Olympian. Kronos doesn't resemble a Titan at all. He looks extremely generic and thematically out of place.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because the main campaign had you go into 3 different instances of an underworld with black volcanic ground and sea of magma to stop a cyclop from opening the gates to tartarus.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks more like burned flesh than stone.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, he's clearly made of rock and his titan model also shows this. The lava should have made this obvious.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Where?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That image. Is this a joke? Hit head, torso, and parts of his arms and legs are clearly made of rock. It even resembles some stone textures found in the editor. His portrait is obviously supposed to resemble cooled lava with a heated center.

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always knew this "retold" bullshit was only going to add pointless changes to the original, when the main sell point of a remaster is the nostalgia you get FROM said original.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why not just make YouTube video all by yourself? Feel to me like a better option than collaboration with a stranger. And I don't think there are any big aom youtubers anyway so it's not like would will get way more exposure.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We've thought about making a channel but we can't video edit among other things.

      As it relates to this case, none of us play AoM so we'd want to work with somebody who knows the game/series too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      There is already a mod that includes the Aztec civilization, Return of the Gods.

      We've thought about making a channel but we can't video edit among other things.

      As it relates to this case, none of us play AoM so we'd want to work with somebody who knows the game/series too

      I'm aware, but afaik they're also a very popular choice for an official expansion

      I glanced at the AoM mod once, seemed solid, though I didn't give it an in depth look since I wanted to offer to help out but they were done by the time I heard about it IIRC.

      [...]
      There is already a mod that includes the Aztec civilization, Return of the Gods.

      I'm reposting because the mods/jannies got iffy about the image of Coyolxauhqui despite the fact it was as tastefully nude (actually less nude) as a greek statue and deleted the post:

      Mesoamerican history and archeology nerd here, if I and my friends wanted to work with a Youtuber to make a video about the potential for an Aztec pantheon, what youtubers talk about AoM stuff and would likely be into the historical/cultural influences of stuff?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I only know Universidad AOM and Mayorcete who keep talking about AOM and such. Everyone else I know is mostly AOE2-centered.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dominions

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          isn't that a game, not a youtuber?

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    There is already a mod that includes the Aztec civilization, Return of the Gods.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm aware, but afaik they're also a very popular choice for an official expansion

      I glanced at the AoM mod once, seemed solid, though I didn't give it an in depth look since I wanted to offer to help out but they were done by the time I heard about it IIRC.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blizzard and marvel have done irreparable cultural damage to the entire industry

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >blizzard and marvel have done irreparable cultural damage to the entire industry
      Marvel? To RTS genre too? How?!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA. I think anon just means in art design and copy-paste cinematic storytelling.
        Art-wise it's arguable, because the American superhero style was a thing even before the MCU. Blizzard is definitely a source for spreading Mcfarlane/Spawn aesthetics (i.e. over exaggerated torso, big ass pauldrons, etc.), but there were other RTS doing it before albeit less exaggerated.
        Story-wise it's more pronounced, as post-2008 there's like more and more plots that just goes grand without the characters catching up to it. Also there's less the "faction as a character," which was a main complaint for Homeworld 3 recently. Like less AoE2 "I'm playing the army of Saladin, Wallace, etc" and more like "I'm the fricking chosen one. "

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHA

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all this whining about AI art
    >no comments about how the economy part of the RTS practically plays itself
    what is wrong with you people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's for modern audiences you bigot. Go back to EE.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who asked for this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The same people who wanted automatic villager production. Now the game can play itself, but even more this time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they made this for controllers (since they decided the consoles were apparently a RTS market for age games now)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        /vst/ asked for this, they complain when they have to do more than 1 input per 5 seconds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      built in scripts amazing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao, this is almost mobile auto battler tier, the schizo who spams asiaticclick in every rts thread can be happy haha

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice, managing villagers get tedious after some time, I'd rather focus on the armies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this shit right here is going to revolutionize RTS games, this is the next big step for the genre but this system is still early.

      its going to change build orders drastically and will allow for more and earlier scouting and battles MICRO gameplay wich is the good stuff in most famous and e-sports RTS, sucks for macro players tho

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >turning an RTS into a glorified moviegame that plays itself will revolutione RTS games
        go play civilization or some other slow-paced or turned based game, slowgay

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the "remastered" legacy portraits are AI upscaled aren't they.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit look at the amount of detail loss in the shoulder pads and helm also loss of contrast and it looks soft af

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a redraw, you can tell by the differences

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, the small details are too temporally consistent, while bigger stuff like the shape of the face is different. With an upscale/outpaint it'd be the opposite. Bad details but 1:1 on the basic shapes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow they couldn't even keep his eyes the same color, or in the same position.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Couldn't be arsed to look for the original art for a high resolution scan, or worse, the original physical art is lost.
      Things just keep getting worse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically, upscales could have looked better than that

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't it only supposed to have the head of a man? What's with the bird and goat?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The Sphinx's upgrades (and mythology section) refer to ram-headed and falcon-headed Sphinx units, but no visual change occurs, the Sphinx remaining an Androsphinx.

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, this looks terrible. What the hell is this crap?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the game is not played zoomed in like this you dumb morons

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          THEN WHY SHOWCASE IT LIKE THAT???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Toys R us AoM edition

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHY DOES THE ATLANTEAN TITAN LOOK MORE LIKE KRONUS THAN KRONUS?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Egyptian Titan
        Avatar of Rah
        >Greek Titan
        Cerberus
        >Norse Titan
        Ymir
        >Atlantean Titan
        ??????????

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks like the turkish invasion happened a few centuries earlier. swarthy and barbaric

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this remaster is literally white genocide

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this remaster is literally white genocide

        the remake has fallen
        millions must cry

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this remaster is literally white genocide

        what the frick are you talking about, that's literally how greeks look like
        >inb4 migrant photos

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Using the low quality model for the 2002 is a bit disingenuous, isn't it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He needs a fatter face.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Greek civ next to upcoming India civ

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda looks like natalie portman but with grey eyes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Arkantos looks pretty faithful to his FMV-self.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >glowing eyes, not grey
      >no Aegis
      >no apotropaion
      >no panoply

      they done my homie ΑΘΗΝΑ wrong

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So China is confirmed to be in the first expansion.
    Overall I like what they have shown us as long as the training wheels economy mode isn't actually overpowered and just training wheels for noobs.

    Some units look too cartoony but oh well.

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how they plan to balance wonder age. If you need to mainly pump out more favor then Norse/Loki end game looks frightening, despite no Earthquake/Meteor/Implosion power.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think it's just going to be an unlock for the wonder like titan age, and you have to pick one of the two

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What civ generate most favor?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Atlanteans. They begin to generate favor the second the match starts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zeus 200 villagers on temples

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Need to pay extra to use the older supperior images, what a time to be alive.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zionist occupied vidya

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What a time to be really alive reading about morons like you indeed.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Take Microsoft's dick out of your mouth before you post

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Take the blue haired twins wieners in you mouth. How about that instead shit of man?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Still mad that Microsoft, after "buying" Blizzard, still hasn't done anything with Starcraft 2, right anon?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What if you threw yourself naked into a herd of goats and they raped you to death?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              But enough about your personal sexual fantasies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao, this is fricking unreal. They're actually making people pay to use the older images. I hope this crap flops, and I hope the people that do buy it just use mods

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The 'HD' touch up
      Fricking embarrassing
      Someone contact David Cherry and tell him they're butchering his art

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you have more of those?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
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            Anonymous
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              Anonymous
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                Anonymous
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                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                just messing around

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                more upscales for the lulz. i could do this all day but work

                Soulless

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's like they actually don't understand how egyptian depictions of their gods worked.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that's ra moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i have no doubt whatsoever that retold is going to shit all over this design

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >see through dress
                >subtly visible booba
                >fully exposed navel
                this pic is better than I remember it no wonder they went with shitty no effort AI slop the originals can neither be replicated or outdone all the talent is gone with it we are back in the dark ages

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I legit spilled so much spunk to this back in the day

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                is that Blaire White?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd legit hang this on my wall if I could

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'd legit hang this on my wall if I could
          Funny thing. They seem to had an auction for the actual arts decades ago. So it's likely that microsoft in their incompetence did not keep any referential backups (either analog or digital) and have to resort to scuffed waifu upscaling due to actual data loss.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Trust me bro, I had legit contacts

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The patron god of the Greek pantheon was ejected. He wasn't the Impostor, but he was still Zeus

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I assumed they would start adding gods when they showed the new art for loki and poseidon, since one recurring criticism of the chinese faction was how bad the art looked in comparison to the original.

    So Freyr will be a minor god or major? I'm asking because they put Oceanus alongside the major gods in the trailer which makes me wonder if he's being upgraded to major god. Like if you wanted to add a fourth faction to each civ Oceanus would be the obvious choice for the Atlanteans as the second most important Titan. But Freyr would be an odd choice compared to his father, Baldr, Surtr, Hela or even he's own sister.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's Oranos, 100% sure of it. It doesn't make sense for them to stick in a single random minor god alongside most of the major gods in the game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but it's obviously Oceanus, go look at his god portrait in The Titans expansion. But I'm not going to assume he's turning into a major god in the remaster. It's probably nothing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know what Oceanus looks like, and I'm not convinced especially after they turned Gaia into groot. It gives me the feeling they're giving all the Titans gods a less human appearance, at least the major ones.
          I guess we'll have to see if they end up dropping more info or when the game releases.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          those do NOT look like fins

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know what Oceanus looks like, and I'm not convinced especially after they turned Gaia into groot. It gives me the feeling they're giving all the Titans gods a less human appearance, at least the major ones.
            I guess we'll have to see if they end up dropping more info or when the game releases.

            Why would Ouranos looks like a fish? He's associated with the sky / heavens and not the ocean.
            >but he doesn't
            The one posted earlier does, you can see the obvious fish scales along the arms and the webbed hands along with what looks like a fish tail. That's obviously Oceanus. The portrait pose is even in the same general position and has the same color scheme, so I don't know why this is even being questioned.

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even understand why we need AI upscaling of images that have perfectly fine details.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For comparison

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Perfectly shows how the new one is a cheap mockery and literally pales in comparison to the original still it makes me fume how they have the gall to charge for the shit on the top left when they should have just used the high quality ones on the right

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the amount of detail lost on the armor's engraving
      what a travesty, it would have literally cost them nothing just to just slap a crop of the art on the right instead of doing this ai upscale slop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >give the intern 5 bucks and tell him we'll credit him so he can put it in his resume

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >turning the three hoplites fighting from the helmet into a flower
      >a fricking flower
      >turns the bull skull into literal mush
      Literally what the frick is going on with the sleeves as well?
      How the frick is it even possible to be this incompetent?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't be mean. The AI worked very hard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's even going on here?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A sword in the shoulder, passing behind a head.
        Problem blindfrick?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Way better quality that the AI generated """anime""" art, that´s for sure.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          can it, jeet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AI doesn't actually understand where the sword ends and the beard begins nor how hidden objects are supposed to be shaped.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's the OG portrait, dumbass

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No it isn't

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nta, but

            AI doesn't actually understand where the sword ends and the beard begins nor how hidden objects are supposed to be shaped.

            is speaking on the upscaled image where the AI had to fill in the blanks for the original low-res icon.
            As you can see here

            For comparison

            the AI just used a clover shape to make up for the original lion decor of the hilt's crossguard.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's amazing how easily shills will spew out obviously false statements like this. They don't care about making a fool of themselves. They only care about feeling good that they defended le hecking wholesome corporation online.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The "AI slop" has less shadows that the "original".
      And for that you all had to act like a declaration of war?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who the frick is shilling this slop on a board with like 1000 posters max

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You mother

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Posting on Ganker when the fields aren't tilled yet, Ranjesh?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Cute anon thinks that I´m from India instead of Spain

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh so you're brown instead of browner. My bad.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Deja de promocionar to canal de YouTube y haz algo productivo con tu miserable vida.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >to
                Nice google translator

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >cute
                D-do you mean it?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No you fricking reatrd

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        where do you think we are?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In real life, obviously.
          (Not like you kind and the LGBT garbage, who believe that without artificial reproduction technology, their ideology will prosper)

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this was /vst/ not /ic/.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Consider it a crossover episode

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well... I mean quality presented aethetically doesn't really give us confidence that they'll uphold it for the gameplay either.
      Plus, scummy marketing (

      >charging for the original art
      out of all the israeli things they could have done, this is the most israeli

      ) and mysterious incompetance on just using the upscaled art when HD version exsist already (

      For comparison

      ). So yeah... 99% this is gonna be shit in everyway.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Age of Mythology Retold
    >~~*Retold*~~

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't bother anon, complaining is a sport on Ganker.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think you understood what he said
        lurk more perhaps

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And I don´t think you fricks will ever understand what "context" even means at this point.
          Consume less drugs perhaps.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I knew we were fricked when that whale pronounced "prostagma" with her disgusting fat b***h accent when presenting the models a few months back.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >All this AI Slop
    >Blood texture, corpses and skeletons are most likely going to be removed because "le gorey"
    >Revoicing the campaigns
    >Chinese confirmed as the first DLC
    I think I'll save my bucks for the German rework of HOI4...

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing AoM extended edition and the campaign is a lot harder than I remember as a kid. Did they buff the difficulty?

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    .

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more upscales for the lulz. i could do this all day but work

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Roided up Thor

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >That Trojan Horse
            Imagine missing the point this hard

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              wdym?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's supposed to look like a peace offering, why does it have spears sticking out and shields attached to it?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What about giving up your equipment to the enemy doesn't say "peace offering"?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The part where the tip of the spears are pointed up, anon.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So? On the horse's head? How is that going to be an offensive measure? As long as Trojans believe that the horse is empty (kek) and it's not manned from the outside, it's just decorations. If they were pointing outwards at infantry level, sure. Pointing up on the head, nah.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                are you blind or just moronic? The new one has food, drink, and materials on it, too at the base. It very clearly looks like a peace offering

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I never understood what's that supposed to be.

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vulome

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My friend wants me to learn this game so we can play together but I have never played it or anything like it. My only experience with strategy games is playing Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri and some old KOEI games.

    How long does it take to learn this game and play at a decent level?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can get the gist of it in a few hours if you play the campaign.
      Getting GOOD at it, or even decent, is gonna take a while longer. Gotta learn build orders and shit to not get raped in the ass.
      Unless you're doing coop vs AI, in which case just the campaign should be enough.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      honestly, just pirate it and give it a whirl
      if you're used to turn-based games, the real time aspect will be the hardest thing to get used to
      like most RTS it's really easy to get the gist, but improving the execution is what gets you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      honestly, just pirate it and give it a whirl
      if you're used to turn-based games, the real time aspect will be the hardest thing to get used to
      like most RTS it's really easy to get the gist, but improving the execution is what gets you

      play the campaign to get a feel for it, then some skirmishes against the computer.

  100. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno, I feel someone competent might have done better by literally just upscaling the old art

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