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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >”Ok, for this scene, you need to be in your underwear”
    >”Why? Because it’s hot or whatever”
    >”Just take them off, Sigourney”

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      moot looking good

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she originally wanted to do it fully naked

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we will never get her alien audition tapes where she showed up in thigh high hooker boots that ridley and her laughed about on the director's commentary

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't Siggy want to be naked in this movie, but the filmmakers said no?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scott told her she was crazy to suggest that. They ended up having to erase every pube from the final film because they were showing up during the suit up shot.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She so cute.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The entire crew was supposed to be casually nude but the idea got axed early on in development.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It'll make sense when they wake up but other that it's pretty stupid

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >movie gets slapped with the kiss of death NC-17 rating
        >thank you MPAA

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was called X rating back then, and one nude scene would not have gotten it an X rating (or an NC-17 rating later on)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        huh she kinda looks like my mom
        any nudes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's about the triumph of traditional human sexuality over the modern unspeakable sexual horrors brought about through exploitation.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      One day we'll have an AI version with underpants removed and a full bush in sight.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got it backwards, Ridley kept telling her to pull her underwear up but she intentionally kept wearing them as low as possible at all times.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh wow

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit, that is some sexy lingerie.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        When you frick your way through all the girls to face the final boss.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no, my dick.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was a different time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was a different time

      Didn't Siggy want to be naked in this movie, but the filmmakers said no?

      >tfw no qt3.14 badass alien killing gf

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That feel when you marry a dead ringer of Sigourney weaver and/or Patricia Rhomberg.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          good for you anon but that woman don't really look like ripley t b h

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            When we make love she does...
            And that's all I care...

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              noice

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          tell her to make her eyebrows thicker

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          bro you're so short bro

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Please, God, please don't let me be a fricking normie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ngl I have always seen sigourney weaver as a mom figure... I don't get turn on by her...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reverse oedipus complex???

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like to see Sigourney's beaver.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was a tasty space b***h.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I whish I had a girlfriend

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game was pretty good right? I never played it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's pretty good if you love the first Alien
      Also

      https://i.imgur.com/wtMoalJ.jpg

      thighs too fat

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Objectively the best game of 2014.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Alien Isolation is almost 10 years old
      Fricking hell.

      She got hotter as she got older

      This, Galaxy Quest is peak Sigourney Weaver.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trannies hate this game for giving them a pov they'll never see irl.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        obsessed moron

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know that scene inthe Mario movie where Bowser was singing "Peaches peach peaches peaches" that's kind of you but instead of 'peaches' you sing 'troonies'.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ripley's bushy mound protruding when she's getting into the space suit was my sexual awakening.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd isolate myself right between those legs

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thighs are the only part of a woman that matters and I'm tired of pretending they aren't

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >girl sits down
      >thighs spread out

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        das it mayne

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sigourney Weaver has never been attractive.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sig is one of the hottest women on the planet you ape

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She looks like a much grosser version of my sister.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          post pics

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She got hotter as she got older

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her grandma hair is the ugliest part

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ummhhh... this isn't videogames sweetie. You NEED to fall on the 1636495th bait post about trannies, but this time trannies are also pedophiles. doesn't sounds great?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't stop winning

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Amanda Ripley-McClaren. Married name, I guess. Age: sixty-six ...at time of death. Two years ago.
    >Also it says here, at some point she went to Sevastopol Station with the company I work for to look for the Nostromo's flight recorder and encountered several aliens exactly like the ones you have described to me. She managed to escape from the station and was rescued, then went on to have it happen AGAIN in a FNAF-style phone game called Alien: Blackout. I still don't believe any of the shit you told me though lmao.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All good Alien films have panties in them, just the way it is.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You c**ts.
    I posted that for pictures of an attractive Sigourney Weaver.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony franchise

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh no! My corporate dystopia setting has doctors pedaling unnecessary procedures on people! This makes no sense and I'm offended!

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's the xeno

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game was ok.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    where are the alien lewds
    i want to frick xenomorphs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wrong thread fellow degen

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe this game is nine years old.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And I can't believe Routine still isn't out.

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