All Elden Ring DLC hate springs from the Scadutree Fragments

The Scadu Fragments ruin the DLC.
I have been playing the DLC "purist". No summons, no meta builds. I'm using unoptimized homebrew and I've suffered for it. It took me 4-5 hours of attempts to kill Dancing Lion, and I sequence break skipped Rellana until I cleared every other zone. I hated it. The bosses hit too hard, I hit for too little. The spastic design just made me think that the devs weren't balancing for purist gameplay. But that's not true: I have nearly completed my Scadutree Fragments, and the fights are now FUN, if a little bit too easy. I don't think From was designing the bosses with a middle finger to purists, I think they were giving the middle finger to no-damage runs.
With a juiced up Scadu the fights are slugfests where you tank minor hits too fast to dodge reliably and die to the slower "shoulda rolled it" swings and combos. Messmer went from "autistic spaz fight" to super fricking fun.
Scaddies are the death knell for this DLC. They will ruin all replays (have fun collecting every Scad fragment like D4 Lilith altars!) and the boss balance is based on a nebulous amount of fragments turned in.
I think my opinion's changing: the DLC isn't dogshit, it's a good DLC being kneecapped at every turn by these fricking fragments destroying the game balance, so you either abuse OP or skip all bosses until you have 12-14 fragment turn-ins. 100% mod this shit out on future runs.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >scaling your damage to the content ruins the game
    damn... smithing stone ruins the game? didn't read the rest

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically, smithing stones and levelling are bad design and meant to be methods at arbitrarily reducing difficulty and making players feel a false sense of achievement through progress.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They unironically do, I fricking hate the upgrade system. Just give us a +1 to every weapon for a major boss kill or something so we can experimenter with stuff

        The amount of autistic morons who play these games for hundreds of hours more than normalgays then turn around to say

        >Ummm ackickly the game is a 4/10

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Normalgays don’t understand the nuance of game mechanics moron

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          People who play the game a lot have a deep understanding? Whoah that's wild

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't achieve anything even if you beat the game at rl1. It's a video game, moron.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >i dont like the rpg stuff in my rpg video game
        homie than its just the worlds slowest least exciting dmc game with every enemy being an hp bloat you dumb frick lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They unironically do, I fricking hate the upgrade system. Just give us a +1 to every weapon for a major boss kill or something so we can experimenter with stuff

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i'd prefer power/upgrades from bosses too.. alas, we have to "explore" and pick up black pyreflies x10000

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is more that they are limited in shops and that the bells come in way too late. Like you don't even get the first bell until near the end of Liurnia of the Lakes, which is eaisly 20 to 30 hours into the game. And even then you only get the early smithing stones, and at that point you need the level 3/4 and even level 5 smithing stones if you want your weapons to be relevant for where you are at. That is truly the worse design choice of the game.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'd like the upgrade system if you could pay a fee to move the upgrades from one weapon to another one or something, and there was an item to let you do it temporarily as a free trial.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        this lol, everybody farms their way to more upgrades anyway after they googled where to buy stones. The entire design was always broken. Getting 20 different weapons but not being able to use any because you lack smithing stones was always idiotic

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOOOOOOOO WHY CAN'T I JUST DO EVERYTHING FOR FREE AAAAAAAAA I HAVE TO MAKE SACRIFICES???? I'M LOSING MY MIIIIND HELP ME CHEAT ENGINE

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It encourages you to stick with early-game weapons and ignore late-game weapons, since getting them to +15 is such a hassle and you don't even know if the weapons will be viable.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Zoomer so fricked up by modern AAA games that the simple idea of not mindless grinding for hours and hours in a single player game is this scary to them

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You have two completely different opinions spliced together here. What you said makes zero sense

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          umm sorry sweetie if you want to try more than 3 of the weapons in the game then you need to start the game over

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i would prefer my rpg to stay as an rpg thank you

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's not necessary, the solution is in the first half of your suggestion. Smithing stones are earned via exploration and beating challenging enemies, so change the last part so that turning these in will upgrade all weapons all at once.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you jest but this is why they also made your summons scale off your upgrade level in ER.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Considering the best game fromsoft ever made doesn't have them, yes, yes they do

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, i don't remember armored core for answer having smithing stones myself

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Cute response, i bet you make your fat gay bear cum hard

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            sekiro is mid, has good combat flow but uses consumables for extra moves that aren't even that good
            imagine if dante had to spend a little bit of his dt gauge to use stinger

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >sparking blade + living force
              >running mortal draw
              >aren't even that good
              I want 3 grams of whatever the frick you're smoking, name your price

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                i was talking more about prosthetics, but the specific examples you provided do make sense to have consumables tied to them, as they are really powerful
                in my dmc analogy, they would be the dt, a temporary power-up
                but tying prosthetics to the same consumables just doesn't make sense in an action game methinks

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Filtered.
            The scadutree fragments are amazing.
            Shitters are just mad because they can't farm to lvl 300 and face roll every boss.

            The DLC literally has the same leveling system as Sekiro.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              The problem is that it is a late comer to the game. Scadu fragments showing late to the party up on top of RL and gear upgrades is awkward and unintuitive design. I actually think souls games would be better with a system like scadu/ash from the start and no or very limited weapon upgrades (infusing/ashes still have a place). You'd get to try out more of the gear and magic in the game if it's tuned to be usable as soon as it's collected and then they can focus on making combat encounters less stat check and more of a skill check. It's what makes Sekiro so fun. Mashing prayer beads on top of the Souls formula as it is is just dumb.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ??? I tried the dragon twice, thought 'I'm obviously not ready for this,' played elsewhere and gathered up fragments, then came back and beat him in 3 tries. I'll never understand you morons ignoring mechanics and making life hard on yourselves. I have a friend who beat sekiro without parrying and said it was a miserable experience. You're exactly as dumb as he is.

        What the frick do you think prayer beads are lol

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When I heard about the scadutree fragments I thought there would be like 10 of them on the map.

    Anything more and it would be really fricking gimmicky and shitty because there's too many numbers interacting. Looks like that happened.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it would work exactly like how it worked in Sekiro: kill a boss, get permanent progression. This lets the DLC have its own scaling with a reasonable boss order.
      In the actual DLC, outside of the very final area, there is a SINGLE mandatory boss blocking off the entire map. Once you clear that, you can go and clear every catacomb and legacy dungeon in every corner of the map. If you find a boss, you just frick off and find a new zone to pillage, then you go back to all the bosses one after the other once you're done looking for fragments. Awful fricking system. If you don't do this, the bosses are freakish. If you do, it's hours and hours of busywork without ever really fighting a boss.
      >Why don't you just get a few scud fragments, then try the boss again
      Repeatedly going back to the same boss after one more turn-in and hoping THIS time it's well balanced is a shitty experience. They're the dev, they can balance their own game.

      >I have been playing the DLC "purist". No summons
      you missed quest progression and dialogue
      you didnt beat the game

      I had to choose between having a fun DLC or seeing npc questlines
      i pick fun

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I picked fun

        >OP post proceeds to explain why he had no fun
        You didn't beat the game.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Repeatedly going back to the same boss after one more turn-in and hoping THIS time it's well balanced is a shitty experience. They're the dev, they can balance their own game.
        This.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Repeatedly going back to the same boss after one more turn-in and hoping THIS time it's well balanced is a shitty experience. They're the dev, they can balance their own game.
        This.

        oh just like smithing stones.. i hope you homosexuals didn't cheat by upgrading your weapons KEK

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >If you do, it's hours and hours of busywork without ever really fighting a boss.
        I've enjoyed that more than the bosses honestly.
        In general that's been the case in ER.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >they can balance their own game
        Smarr famiry company, purease undastandu

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          "dont be a dirty shogunate again plz"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I have never had to stop fighting a boss and go explore for more scadu fragments. You morons just suck at the game and you're intentionally handicapping yourself by not using half the available systems and then crying about how unfair it is.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >you're intentionally handicapping yourself by not using half the available systems
          Because the systems aren't fun or interesting.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >rpg
          >you're not allowed to play the build you want

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >If you do, it's hours and hours of busywork without ever really fighting a boss.
        You mean exploring an amazing world and fighting through a bunch of fun combat encounters? You sound like a two pump chump, try slowing down and enjoying yourself a little.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yea it should have been one for every main boss area or something

      They are not the problem.
      The DLC is MASSIVELY overtuned.

      I'm level 19 blessing and the final boss just does WAY too much damage, he has too much HP
      Most of his attacks have way oversized hitboxes as well.

      He is 100% no doubt getting nerfed

      i saw some challenge streamers having a hard time with him, they had to resort to the broken blood arm weapon that procs bleed every 3 hits. if they are having trouble then everyone else is fricked

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You can get your resistance to 20. There is a lot of them

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I have been playing the DLC "purist". No summons
    you missed quest progression and dialogue
    you didnt beat the game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Which bosses require NPC summons for their quests?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        All the bosses with an NPC summon sign outside their door, you get interaction with them if you summon for the fights

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I summoned Freja once but she didn't say shit.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I summoned her for lion, beat lion with her surviving, went back and talked to her and she commented on it explicitly.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Meh, she sounds like a dyke.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          just interaction or quest progression? i missed the dancing gay one so far..

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            only one i think you 'should' summon for is messmer and only if you don't decide to kill or save horngay

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Messmer for hornsent's quest does, that one I know for sure. He even has a summon sign INSIDE the bossfight that's how much that homie wants to kill him

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Out of all the shit people have complained about this one is 100% justified. Bayle can deal well over 1.5k at sl150 if you don't book it immediately and they put the god damn summon israelite INSIDE the door. Depending on how he feels you may just have to take it up the butt

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And the more quests you frick up, the more dudes you have to fight at the final stretch.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Purist
    One of the first things you find in the DLC world is an item that makes your summons stronger
    Your whole made up philosophy is worthless

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Seething summoner
      hitting the boss like its a mmo target dummy while it tries to kill your mimic tear is as engaging and thrilling as watching the game on youtube, except at least there you didn't pay $40 for the privilege
      >bbbbbut
      I know it's braindead because I tried it. you didn't play the fight. dancing lion is identical to messmer to you because you just hit a target not fighting back

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >just skip the content bro

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      there is some lore dialogue for npc summons during fights too so people are missing out on that

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no! Not the lore!
        YOU MISSED A ZANZIBART NAMEDROP
        lmao

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          if you didn't get every bit of dialogue you didn't beat the game

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >have been playing the DLC "purist". No summons, no meta builds.
    >make game harder for yourself for no real reason
    >oh no the game is hard
    Wooooow
    So if you level up the scadutree blessing you didn't beat the game, scrub
    Git gud
    😉

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They are not the problem.
    The DLC is MASSIVELY overtuned.

    I'm level 19 blessing and the final boss just does WAY too much damage, he has too much HP
    Most of his attacks have way oversized hitboxes as well.

    He is 100% no doubt getting nerfed

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The last boss is the only boss that made me go "yeah, this moronic BS".
      You also forgot to mention how his "design change" (the fricking hair) in his phase 2 cover the telegraph for his attacks and how the falling lights cover your screen+ hits right after you rolled his attacks

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    even if you collect all of the available scadutree fragments in the first area rellana is still fricking bullshit
    and then if you want to progress naturally, say pick up like 6 more scadus before either the golden hippo or putrescent knight or bayle, its still fricking bullshit
    so instead of fighting the boss at the end of a given area after youve explored it as a nice way to cap it off, you have to leave the area, fully scour other areas for scadu fragments, and possibly come across bosses at the end of those areas that you *still* are too underleveled to beat
    and again, the bosses are fricking bullshit
    you have to memorise their entire moveset, roll a trillion times in a row, get one opening after 20 moves, and pray to god you dont get stunlocked/one/two shot

    to reiterate, the progression should be natural: after you obtain the scadus of an area you should be able to face the boss at the end of the area in a reasonable amount of time
    you should NOT have to put the boss on the backburner and go to totally unrelated areas to become sufficiently leveled

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      rellana is the outlier. her tuning is so out of whack even with shadman fragments that I think she's bugged. I don't know why she's the second boss unless you sequence break her, she puts of more of a fight than messmer on every scud level.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yeah frick idk I rolled rellana but I can't kill bayle even with mimic atm I think I need skadoosh bits first or summin cause the fricker just goes insanity rape mode flying around shooting flame. the music for the fight and scenery are 10/10

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        horseshit
        I beat her with 3 scadush blessings and I don't wear too much armor
        50 vig (viglets seething, I was one till the dlc and I started leveling again, use morgotts rune for hp)
        duelost cloak, radahn legs, arms, flattop soliders helmet whatever it's called, looks like a disk bump in the middle. oppaline hard tear for added dmg negation and stance break tear. throw in boiled crab too if u want.

        she was literally my dream malenia, so much more fair than malenia it's absurd
        she doesn't nuke your hp with anything that's unavoidable at any range like her, but has a fun moveset to learn.
        she was malenia if not shit + they did the double parry thing right for her bc you can get up to 4 light swings on her depending on weapon after you get a partial parry(1st parry) and riposte on second, so you're actually rewarded for it.

        if you got filtered by her, you just genuinely just suck
        when im done on the shitter I'll upload my kill to show how mastery is rewarded. parried her TWICE for the kill. took many attempts, she's hard, but she's super satisfying whether you want to go the parry god route, shield route, colossal weapons, or pure magic (I assume she's resistant so I only did battle mage, weaving some magic in where I could, I wanted to learn her patterns bc I could tell she was malenia if she was fair and didn't pop a bullshit unavoidable move at point blank when you try to go for trades)

        you can actually weave in hits with rellana, they LEARNED. she is peak.
        picrek had an amazing dungeon and cool anime moves that weren't annoying either.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >you can actually weave in hits with rellana
          no you can't

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            not that guy but I was able to with quickstep and two knuckle sandwiches

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            you absolutely can, ofc varies by weapon, but I'd usually sneak a hit in with my 1 handed nagakiba while she does her side jump and always catch her, with time to parry after since that move is so easy to parry (which nets you 4 r1s or a parry depending on if you parried her prior), after her double up swing with a rolling slash, some other places I don't remember
            Also I don't feel nearly as bad just trading with her or poising for damage because she doesn't fricking rape your hp with every swing.
            cope

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >she doesn't fricking rape your hp with every swing
              even more lies, cool. her weakest attack hits for 40% health at 60 vig, 6 skibidi, wearing malformed dragon armor.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                What happened? Last time it was 7

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >just wear the heaviest gear and attack with my giant weapon
              I must've seen this suggestion like 10 times now

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yea because it’s easy and a lot of Ganker is fricking stupid so you give them max unga buga build

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Also I think it's worth mentioning that damage negation is hugely fricking powerful and people need to remember that their armor MATTERS. it gives you big time damage reduction with the right stuff

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Did you figure out how to avoid that spell that hits the entire room? I ended up just tanking it with 60 vigor, but I'm wondering if its avoidable?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You mean the double moon one you're supposed to jump?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Yes. I think I tried that once and couldn't get the timing right.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Wait is that the one where she drops balls? Can't you just jump those? Or the wide sweep that you can roll through?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            jump three times

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I jumped by instinct, CAN you actually dodge roll it? if not? based. and yes, you just jump. which is a based gimmick bc jump is so underutilized as a defensive mechanic akin to dodge. I wonder if future fights will incorporate it too.

            Wait is that the one where she drops balls? Can't you just jump those? Or the wide sweep that you can roll through?

            abd yeah sword sweep you just roll through.

            Double moons is an example of an actually good anime attack

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              The DLC has done wonders in reminding me that jumping is a valid dodge option. Just in rellena's fight alone you have the moons and the horizontal swordwave. The swordwave spam combo that kicks off phase 2 got me a couple of time due to the horizontal waves due to being too close together but then i remembered jumping exists in this game and it messed up the tracking of the second wave so I could easily dodge both

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >you have to memorise their entire moveset, roll a trillion times in a row, get one opening after 20 moves, and pray to god you dont get stunlocked/one/two shot
      we're reaching a point where the bosses get to play Devil May Cry while i'm stuck playing a Souls game where my primary (and sometimes only) way of avoiding attacks is dodge rolling. we need more defensive options than "block or roll" if boss movesets are going to power creep like this. i wish they'd add deflects from Sekiro to ER as an AoW or something.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        they added it as a physik tear

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          wait really? on one hand that is extremely fricking raw, but on the other why the FRICK is it limited to one temporary use per bonfire? holy shit i hope someone makes a mod that turns it into an equippable talisman or something.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            There is already a mod that makes the physick buff permanent, or gives you a separate item to toggle deflections on and off

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Bloodborn solved this and I maintain Elden Ring should have had it's dodge system.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Fromsoftware is dumb for insisting on keeping rolling as your primary dodge when they decided to keep BB's speed. I have no idea what they were thinking. It looks moronic, like the tarnished is having a seizure caused by the lightshows the bosses are making.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It's crazy how much better the game feels when you have access to shit like Blind Spot or Bloodhound Step. Suddenly everything just clicks together.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        DMC is the perfect comparison because at this point it feels like you're playing as basic fodder slow enemy in DMC existing solely to be a dummy to use sick combos on and not meant to actually do anything.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The first enemy I met in SOTE was some dancing horned gay with two chakrams. I killed him by clobbering him to death in the most straightforward, dumb manner. It made me realize that compared to even this basic enemy my character feels extremely uncool.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This pretty much sums up how I feel about the progression. Like what the frick is the point of having an open world narrative where you can go fight any boss at any time but you have no fricking chance unless you go collect macguffins scattered around the map beforehand.
      Why not just have bosses drop the fragments one by one so you can pick who to fight first? Or maybe don't put them in some nothingburger area with no other purpose other than to house another one of these ridiculous items. This seriously would have worked incredible if they retained the more linear design of Souls stages.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Rellana
      Just use a magic infused Fingerprint shield. Ezpz

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I first tried her with the Great Katana, and Savage Lion's claw AoW
      All I did was be aggressive

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else think its suspicious how every elden ring thread is just crawling with reddit spacing
    makes you think

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    open world design and its consequences

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being so moronic that you use the samegay the same bait post twice in the same thread because you're mad no one took it the first time

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    imagine having no valid response after having read it twice and resorting to being an ad homo

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >p-p-P-PLEASE take the bait PLEASE

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    does your skibidi level carry to NG+

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is no different than getting filtered by Morgitt at sl 15 and then going elsewhere until youre strong enough to beat him. Explore around a bit before the first two cutscene bosses and you'll easily find enough fragments to be +5/+5 to ensure you don't get one-shot.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Morgott incentivizes you to explore Limgrave for an 1-3 hours before taking him down with a few soul levels and weapon upgrades under your belt
      >every boss in DLC forces you to explore every corner of the DLC world map while actively avoiding bosses for 20 hours
      not the same and frankly it sucked even for morgott, open world games are a disease and this DLC is a festering sucking wound
      >just keep going back until you balance the game yourself 🙂
      moronic, from should be balancing their game not me with their easter egg hunt
      >but
      mechanic isn't fun at all, that's all that matters

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can you CE in Skibidi Fragments

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I came to Mogh on NG+ to unlock the dlc, I fricking cringed what this game has become when he launched the second phase and basically the window of opportunity for melee attack is 1 small attack every 10 seconds, died 10 times, summoned mimic and azure comet'ed the frick. Didn't even feel anything. Why am I playing this dogshit game, it turns out I also didnt kill Radahn on that ng+, god damn it. I saw the Sekiro talisman so maybe that will change everything, right?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >1 small attack every 10 seconds second phase
      You get a window after every swing you moron.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, right

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the game wants you to play a certain way if going melee. Shield bash+poke since the homosexuals chain attack a million times or stunlock them with giant hammers so they can't do that shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sekiro talisman?

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How am I supposed to know when I have enough scooby snacks to engage with something? Even the base game had insane health and damage bloat so that's not a reasonable metric to go by. There's so many posts like
    >don't fight that boss yet you're only level 8 and you're supposed to be level 12
    But how could anyone know? When you're just leveling up with runes you can tell when you're ready for the climax of the region because the level gains start trailing off. Each new side dungeon cleared provides less and less of a boost until you're needing to clear three or more to eke out one more level. It feels natural. With the scatman worlds there could be a dozen more hiding under a rock somewhere that I was supposed to pick up before doing the dungeon but how the frick would I know?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You know when you're able to actually deal the normal length of damage you'd normally inflict on a boss.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        But with a boss like Bayle who is a fricking massive dragon it's hard to tell if you're doing little damage because you're underleveled or you're doing little damage because he's that fricking massive.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think creature size has anything to do with health pool? Unless he's like the golems and has extremely high critical weakness?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the scatman frags really feel like from's bandaid fix for most of the side dungeons in the base game being 'visit once, note down the single (1) piece of loot most of them have then never come again unless your build needs it' issue people b***hed about on launch.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It’s just so much less elegant than freeing the knights in Eleum Loyce for example.

        Functionally they’re doing the same thing, encouraging DLC exploration and gating Boss difficulty.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you dont lose shit when you fight a boss, so just go test

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >how would I know?
      >hmm, this area seems difficult, maybe I will explore around and find for something that can aid me
      There is NO FRICKING WAY that you don't stumble upon couple of skkra fragments at the very start of the DLC and they are very straightforward upgrade system to deal with.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You try and if it feels like bullshit you come back later

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    gitgud gay OP and stop crying

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >vastly improves gameplay
    >Lasts 5 minutes
    Why couldn't they make it a talisman?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      some skilled gamers are gonna make some kino fight vids with this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Thinking of this tear, are all blocks the same speed or does shield/weapon size matter? I want to try this it out but I don't want to accidentally pick something unusually sluggish and get a bad impression on it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm under the impression that the deflecting frames are universal for all weapons and shields, although I've only used it for 2H colossal weapons and great katanas

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      someone is gonna daigo radahn's spinny attack with this and be hailed as the new god of gaming

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What does the description mean? Do you have to time your block or is something from one of the new weapon types?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What shield do I use for this?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Use your two handed weapon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My thoughts exactly. Using this plus the guard counter talisman has been really fun.

      What does the description mean? Do you have to time your block or is something from one of the new weapon types?

      Perfect blocking makes you take no damage and you can block nearly any type of attack. A guard counter from a perfect block also does more damage.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        cool weapon what is it?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Milady.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hmm I could roll for 10 stamina and become invulnerable for half a second. OR I could use janky ass 5 frame something perfect block that deletes my hp bar if I fail and even if I succeed I lose way more stamina than rolling does.

      It's useless. This game is just broken by design and everything "cool" is a fricking larp.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >perfect parries in an iframe based game
      All the endless combos, all the quick one-two attacks, it all makes sence now...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I see people saying the counter attack works with weapons too but it doesn't.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Do you mean after blocking with weapons? That's odd, I was testing it while two-handing the giant crusher and it seemed to boost guard counter damage.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry.

          I thought that guard counter is r1. But it's r2. nevermind it works, even with small weapons.

  20. 1 week ago
    SHiN

    tl;dr

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Scadutree
    More like Scatutree amirite?

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    easiest build

    STOP dodging STOP rolling

    DLC is literally made for STR max

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but don't use the fingerprint GS.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it is still by far the most op shield anon

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I know, so run a respectable great shield build.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            but i am? with that shield?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I just think it's cringe ok? There are so many other good great shields that don't baby you with infinite guard boost.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                but anon? the dlc is assrape, ofc im gonna use op shit

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Well I also think it's an ugly fricking GS ok? I hate seeing everyone with it. The Eclipse shield is pretty cool.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                but what the frick anon??

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ok i'll use the Verdigris Greatshield instead

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why did they make it so ugly?!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >DLC is literally made for STR max
      This is the impression I've been getting from the threads. Seems like everyone getting by is using colossals and greatswords while the people getting shit on are INTcels and poinDEXters without bleed weapons.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        My old reliable of using incantations to rot the boss and then turning into a blender has worked so far. Most deaths were to big brack because I kept fricking up the timing on his jumps. Pretty much only Leatherman Radahn left.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm literally using Envoy Longhorn and Envoy Great horn kek. Stance damage the Longhorn does is massive though and 'Flame, Protect Me' got me through killing the first furnace man easily. The bubble showers don't do shit, but after 5 minutes and one stagger, getting the critical in, I killed it. The tear you get from it has made me consider a build that uses a shield because anons have made it sound fun.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Stance damage the Longhorn does is massive
          Didn't they nerf its stance damage?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      >tfw some homosexual twink enemy starts anime flipping all over the place but can't even dent my stamina

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What weapon and stats ? How much did you put in endurance ?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I’m level 387, 79 endurance, 80 strength, 79 dexterity, 79 vigor. Tombstone shield, blasphemous blade and heaviest armor maxed out. STR and END medallions. 2 scudtree pieces and counting.

        DLC mobs are still hard but I can take a number of hits. I have to Arc and buff up before every fight though

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >they add a new exploration-based "leveling" mechanic so even level 999 gods can have some challenge in the DLC
    >morons completely ignore it and then whine that it's too hard
    geez I fricking wonder who's in the wrong here

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's hard but people are moronic and trying to rush the bosses and not exploring

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's hard but people are moronic and trying to rush the bosses and not exploring

      >"you're supposed to explore!"
      >several questlines and item acquisitions brick permanently if you explore 5 steps too far in the wrong direction with absolutely no foreshadowing that that is going to happen

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Thats a complete and utter lie you fricking moron.

        All you got to do is not burn the fricking tree that gives you access the final boss, the miquella seal being broken only adds dialogue

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I missed out on dragon waifu spirit ash because I progressed too fast in Thiollier's quest.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >They will ruin all replays
    the game is not intended to be replayed, it's intended that you go to new game+

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is this bait

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        they gave you a mechanical solution to your problem
        you don't need to collect the fragments again if you play new game+

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          So you are actually moronic ok

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            damn dude you ruined my day
            i can't believe someone this dumb would be able to do that

            why did your parents raise you to be a little lowlife?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Any cheese to that whine?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                damn your parents just hated you huh
                sorry

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >>the game is not intended to be replayed, it's intended that you go to new game+
      >the game is not intended to be replayed, it's intended to be replayed on a harder difficulty
      ok?

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >It took me 4-5 hours of attempts to kill Dancing Lion
    Or you can be doing something productive like learning a language or an instrument
    Have fun wasting your life on garbage

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Have fun wasting your life on garbage
      >he writes on Ganker

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Only English matters and playing music is for prostitutes and actresses (same thing), a patrician devotes himself to the study of Strength weapons.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    asmongold can do it
    so can you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the lion boss was copy pasted?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        that's depressing, I also don't like it very much, it's making me struggle like I'm new to souls though which is cool I guess

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >i made the game harder and the game was harder
    >how could this happen to me!?

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ima wait for "the most op build" in a week

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wanting to beat the DLC without using these is like wanting to a level 1 run without upgrading weapons in the base game.
    These fragments are great, they give a sense of progression to the DLC since most people go into it at level 120-150 at which point levelling isn't that impactful so these fragments ensure that you still get a sense of progress.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind the system as much as how they are distributed.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Summons are literally the only YDNBTG mechanic. Everything else is completely fine and arbitrary

    >inb4 noooooo dealing +5% DPS by using an optimal build is totally the same cancer as summoning LET ME SOLO HER and having him beat Rellana for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Summons are literally the only YDNBTG mechanic
      >devs shower you with summon skills
      >make a specific mechanic to bolster them further
      >one NPC literally begs to be summoned
      oh no my street cred oh no...
      I beat cool and managable bosses myself. Summons are for sperfest animeshit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Turning a bossfight from an honorable 1v1 to a 2v1 is literally maidenless behavior. You did not beat the game, that's all there is to it
        I guess I am also supposed to equip every single weapon that I find because the game also showers me with them.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          moron

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >summongay calling anyone moron
            You paid $100 for a game just so someone could play it for you. That's cuck behavior if I've ever seen one

            Do you also let Jamal frick your wife for you? God showered the world with thirsty nogs so they could gangbang your gf after all

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >noooo dont use an ingame system bro

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah just use the ingame system you cuck. You couldn't satisfy the boss in your own after all

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                moron

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                HOW DID YOU BEAT THE GAME?
                >Uses Summons and Spirit ashes
                My Summons, Spirit ashes, and I beat the game.
                >Uses Summons
                My Summons and I beat the game
                >Uses Spirit ashes
                My Spirits ashes and I beat the game.
                >Alone in the darkness, kills the boss Solo.
                I beat the game.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >You couldn't satisfy the boss in your own after all
                Hispanic shitskins like you need their faces pushed into the toilet so that you remember your place monkey

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >he swapped the o with an i because only autists would proofread their posts, I won this homosexual argument now!
                Shitskins live rent free inside your head

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                brown

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                show hand

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >You paid $100 for a game just so someone could play it for you
              Bosses make up less than 5% of the game, so summoning someone else in order to quickly get the boss over with makes sense if that guy's an explorationgay.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          the only boss fights i bring summons for are ones where i'm getting jumped 2v1, and Radahn because the Tarnished and 4+ phantoms all storming the beach to fight Radahn is one of the most kinomatic and atmospheric scenes in the game. i don't think there's anything else like that in the series.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >an honorable 1v1
          That's what you get in Sekiro, nothing is honourable about Souls bossfights

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Input read, scat fragments, bad aoe spam bosses, fricked locked settings, etc.
          If anything the first few shots were already fired, there is no "good" just cheese and shit. ER was great, but fell off in the later parts, this is an entire DLC of that horrible mess.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >honorable
          homies do multiple stage clearing one-shot aoe's and all ou can do is hit them with a dinky sword every 60-move long combo they do

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >one NPC literally begs to be summoned
        I think NPC summons are fine since they almost double the boss's HP without really doing anything helpful during the fight.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          if they double the health, what's the issue then?

      • 1 week ago
        Moose

        Summons make the boss fights pointless and far less enjoyable. They're meat sponges who constantly draw aggro, allow you free heals, attack the boss, and grant you free damage you did not earn or deserve. You can also decide to heal or buff them if you feel like keeping up their sustain even longer. That guy outside of the Godskins is a great example of someone who makes the fight trivial as he can keep one off of you and does absurd damage. If you summon a player it's even more busted because now you have someone who knows the game (Unless you are at the direct launch of the game itself) who can break out the most busted builds to carry you. "Let Me Solo Her" is the perfect example of this.

        Even if the summons buff the boss, your spirits don't which makes it even more absurd because the Mimic Tear even after being nerfed is so overpowered that it makes no sense to use any other spirit. The summon HP buffs also don't matter much because the game is constantly directing you towards using damage stacking in the form of poison/rot/bleed/frost due to how even +10 or +25 weapons don't hit as hard as when you have those effects also applied to the weapon.

        Sure, you beat the boss, but that's like saying you beat Super Mario Wonder if you used the Yoshis/Snifits, or you beat I think it was 3D World if you just offed yourself three times to get the hat that made you invincible and fly over every level. It's so easy to trivialize ER and if you do so then every boss just melts in seconds. Why not add Golden Vow, sleep, rot, the Frenzy buff, and the poison buff on yourself at every fight then? You want to make the fights easier and bosses die in seconds, right?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >They're meat sponges who constantly draw aggro
          no. the aggro mechanics for fighting players vs summons against bosses are different and it’s much easier for bosses to get tired of slapping a mimic tear around and run at you instead. they’re basically free damage, yes, but they don’t really draw aggro that much.

          at least as far as the dlc goes anyways. I think FROM might have just programmed a lot of the bosses to be hyper aggressive towards players specifically, stuff like spirit ashes or npc summons really don’t do much for aggro in the dlc.

          • 1 week ago
            Moose

            >but they don’t really draw aggro that much.
            I literally did all of my NG+ and NG++ runs with Mimic Tear at my side carrying me through the whole thing. My first playthrough was no summons, no spirits, nothing that felt cheesy, just use whatever I found on the ground that sounded decent. Malenia was the only difficult part of that entire playthrough. I did use the Bloodhound's Fang because it was the only thing I found early that felt strong, but Bleed barely procced and I could never figure out the weapon art timing so I never used it or the follow up slash and relied on unga bunga.

            Once I got to NG+ and NG++ I slapped on Blasphemous Blade, slapped on one or two buffs, slapped on rings to buff it, and summoned Mimic Tear every boss battle and it always dragged aggro, sustained itself, allowed me to sustain it, and we beat Malenia first try both times.
            The aggro draw hasn't changed since DeS so I don't know what you're talking about. The bosses hold aggro on the thing for ages unless you specifically attack them a few times, then they redirect to you until the summon attacks it a few times and then it picks randomly. It's very easy to abuse and it's no different in ER.

            Can't speak for the DLC, waiting for a sale, but this has been my playstyle for the entire series up until this point. Summons on a first playthrough are sacrilege because in Dark Souls you see the same thing happening with Solaire carrying your ass, or in Dark Souls 2 with the NPCs drawing aggro for so long that you can kill them while barely even getting hit.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I soloed entire base game and it's infinitely easier than anything in the DLC bar few exceptions like Rellana or Midra. I'm not putting in effort into dodgin 90-hit long combos to press attack once and then wait again, I'm not making a strenghthomosexual or a shieldhomosexual either, that's boring.
          You are all free to cope about the street cred of no summons but the truth is nobody cares.
          Like I said, I will beat cool and interesting bosses myself, the cancerous ones get summons.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >this arbitrary mechanic is ok
      >this arbitrary mechanic that does the same thing to the difficulty is not ok
      I can't imagine the brainrot people like you suffer from.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You are part of the problem. Why the frick do you care if people beat the game the way that you want to or not?
      -guy who beat souls games 20+ times solo.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      weird, my achievements don't have a * or any disclaimer on them, looks like I beat the game

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The entire issue with the fragments is how spread they are over completely fricking empty zones, you could cut 60% of the map, put scat fragments behind big bosses like Mesmer and Lion and have a properly paced DLC with sick fights and mechanics

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This. I explored the map for 3 hours and only got to level 2 with one shard unused. Then I googled the location of those shards and now I am level 5
      I beat the fricking optional ghostflame dragon at level 2, and my reward for that was another fricking heart. Why the hell didn't I receive a fricking shard, you know, the main reason why am I even fricking exploring in the same place?
      I don't even remember if the catacomb with the axe guy gave me a shard

  33. 1 week ago
    SHiN

    Ah frick. I forgot to summon the guy...

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >so you either abuse OP or skip all bosses

    bro that's pretty much what elden ring was the power creep is getting out of hand

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't hate the dlc if the exploration wasn't such a miserable experience, they clearly had no time to design a good overworld

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's "ok"
      they still didn't learn to put something nice at a dead end or in chests.
      it's still some shitty materials for crafting i won't use ever

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        no it's not ok at all, even the base game managed it better and it's still criticized

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what do you mean? it's just like the base game. wide and pretty as the ocean but shallow as a puddle.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what are you talking about the overworld is packed and has a ton of verticality.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yeah it's packed with glass shards, smithing stones that I could just buy and other dogshit you'll never use, pog

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's a lazy solution for keeping the DLC "Souls difficult", while reducing the OHKO fest that making the game harder for the extra content inevitably created.

    >TFW all they had to do was re-instate armour upgrades and raise the weapon upgrade cap

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    did you seriously waste 5 hours of your life trying to beat a boss in an unfun piece of shit game?

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    crazy how this one shitty excuse for a "mechanic" managed to ruin the DLC for so many people

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    "So how do we do the new level system?"
    The level system:

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    At this point, why bother having a customizable level up system anymore, if everyone is doing the same boring build, and items like this just hit the final nail on the coffin?

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i haven't played SotE yet cause i've been playing Unalloyed and need to wait for stuff to get updated, but what i'm gathering from OP's post and this thread is that... there's a bunch of Korok Seeds you need to find because they magnify your character's power level....... and without them, even being Level 120 and fully geared isn't going to be enough to fight the new bosses? how does that apply to your strength after you leave the DLC if you started and finished it before completing the main game? do you just come outta the Hyperbolic Time Chamber as a Super Saiyan 4 and no diff the Elden Lord? lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The Skibidi seeds only apply to the DLC, it has no effect on the basegame. It's basically just an arbitrary way to force people to interact with the open world instead of doing the bosses and legacy dungeons (i.e, the fun bits).

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    miyazaki dicksucks coping in this thread tryn prove to people that their dlc they waited for 2 whole years isnt trash is crazy work

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Daily reminder Ganker's opinion on anything is irrelevant

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      As revelant as the GOTY "award"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >basedrnos say it's le good so it's le good

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I've been playing the game with none of the new mechanics or abilities that the devs added and based the balancing and difficulty around
    >it's too hard this isn't my fault its the devs

    This is the equivalent of playing sekiro and not parrying. People here act like the mimic tear or spirt summons can solo the bosses when in reality they barely last to 30 percent of a bosses health.

    Anyway all these complaints are moot when someone can no hit run a boss, it just shows you're bad.

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do you pronounce it skadu or shadu?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i pronounce it "ska-doo", much "blue skidoo and we can too" from Blue's Clues.

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You know how margit is autistically tough for a first boss out of from's sheer panic of you not engaging with its open world and is built in which moves designed to make no-damage a shitty mess?
    That's how they designed the entire fricking DLC. You don't get better at a fight, you get bigger numbers or throw bodies and summons at it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >you get bigger numbers
      Bigger numbers aren't going to carry you if you are shit at dodging
      t. side content gay who explored everything he could and still had to learn boss movesets

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The skibidi fragment scaling is pretty fricking huge and the movesets are pretty overtuned to consistently avoid damage. They're a pre requisite to learning the boss movesets and not die in one/two hits and be utterly confused.

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    anyone here who knows enough about the lore to answer me a question?
    i assumed that marika used mesmer to destroy the crucible and take over the land, but that cant be since he is the son of marika and radagon. so how was marika able to defeat the crucible kingdom?

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    youtube video essays and their consequences have been a disaster for videogames

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This shits so lame I just opted for bruteforcing my way through the fights, I'd rather die in two hits and waste almost an hour on a boss than spend a single second hunting for collectibles like I was playing fricking Donkey Kong 64.

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm like 2-20 on Renalla summons because moron hosts don't know how to play simple jump rope with the moons or dodge the blue GS swings.

    The playerbase truly is moronic. This is Radhan all over again.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Also something to add. All these dumbasses expect you to wait for up to five minutes while they keep failing to summon a second person. Even though my build and playstyle is optimal enough to easily clear it with the two of us.

      Anymore than two minutes of them running around for summon signs and I just leave their sorry asses. 9/10 hosts do this.

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure what you people are b***hing about now.

    This is a game mechanic that incentivizes exploring and prevents every bragtard from rushing towards the bosses so they can stream how they "struggle" there for 100 tries milking revenue from idiots watching them get all histrionic about it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Speak of exploring where de fugg do i get to the bottom part of the map
      There are stuff down there that looks ebin!!!!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Next to the sickly guy with the white mask there's a pit you can climb down nearby and eventually make it down to the bottom.

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i just saw someone fight a dancing lion that spawns basilisks, i shit you not

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >im using unoptimized homebrew
    you talk like a gay

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >love the treespear's moveset but I'm not a fan of the faith requirements nor the locked ashes
    >mfw Messmer Soldier Spear

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone talking about how much better sekiro is than the rest of souls
    >elden ring introduces sekiro mechanic
    >it turns everything into utter shit
    Imagine my shock

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >thinks one mechanic is what makes sekiro stand out
      pleb detected
      stick with your parody of itself rollslop little fella

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        So it's not part of Sekiro if it's shit but it is part of Sekiro when it's not shit. That's convenient.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Least moronic rollslopper right here.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >pleb
            >also has moron level reading comprehension

            >sekiro mechanic turns out to be shit
            >THAT'S NOT SEKIRO STOP BLAMING SEKIRO
            You're the ones with moron-tier reading comprehension

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous
            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >pleb
          >also has moron level reading comprehension

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The mechanic works in sekiro because bosses are made for that mechanic. This is still souls, just with anime moves and bosses moving 50% faster

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So it's not part of Sekiro if it's shit but it is part of Sekiro when it's not shit. That's convenient.

      In Sekiro you get weapon upgrades after main important bosses that you encounter, it's not like in this shit dlc where you get two upgrades before the boss and then the other upgrades are in bumfrick nowhere under some waterfall or some shit, who knows.

      In Sekiro you git good, in this dlc you go to youtube.

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Scrub.

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Also frick the headless iron maiden behind the castle

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    To anyone who beat Rellana with Leda, what does she say after the fight? I missed out on summoning her.

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >CURSE YOU BAYLE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bayle?

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I am off-country due to work. What are the odds of me beating this DLC when I get back?
    >Radahn Set except for the head
    > Lordsworn's Straight Sword max
    > Brass Shield Max
    >60 Vigor, Endurance, and STR
    >40 Dex

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >balanced build

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If it works, it works, I guess; then again, I can just respec.

        Not how it works with this DLC, it's all about the scadutree fragments, those are your levels now, not your RL

        Are you patient with bosses/willing to learn the movesets or cool with exploring a bit first to even the odds a little? If so yeah you'll be fine. The bosses only feel relentless the first time you fight them, but as per usual the more you fight the more gaps and opportunities you see in their offense

        So collecting these fragments makes the boss or DLC easier or just normal?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          If you don't collect/use them, you might as well be doing a Rune Level 1 run, does that make sense?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They give you damage and damage resist so that more depends on how you view the base stats of each boss. For reference I took down the first two remembrance bosses of the DLC at +1 and +2 scadu level respectively and my lightly armored ass only experience 1 attack between the two of them that could one-shot me it took time but as a caster I wouldn't need to burn more than 3 FP flasks to beat the bosses. For more concrete numbers I go from 25% DR in the base game to 60% at 15 scadu level and I'm still at threat of getting 3-shot if I'm playing really poorly, 2 shot if they happened to be big attacks, and potentially one shot if I get grabbed.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'd say it's unplayable for most people if they try to run scad lvl 1

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks, I was wondering how much of an effect these really had. I finally hit a wall with Commander Gaius and was wondering if it'd be worth getting more of these. Rellana, Hippo, Lion, and some of the other shit was at least doable. With Boar fricker I can't even get away from him on Torrent or even dodge his shit at mid roll without getting clipped. This is the first time in a fromsoft game I genuinely feel walled by a boss.

            I wonder if they're going to patch this same as they did base game bosses.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >I finally hit a wall with Commander Gaius
              That fight is just bad, I only have him and Radahn left for the dlc

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not how it works with this DLC, it's all about the scadutree fragments, those are your levels now, not your RL

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Are you patient with bosses/willing to learn the movesets or cool with exploring a bit first to even the odds a little? If so yeah you'll be fine. The bosses only feel relentless the first time you fight them, but as per usual the more you fight the more gaps and opportunities you see in their offense

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hate them too, I don’t understand what they were thinking
    Luckily I was already playing a sorcerer so it’s easymode anyway, but the fact they have no cohesion to the base game baffles me, maybe it means you can get into the DLC at a lower rune level so you don’t have to slog through the whole base game? It’s the only reason I can think of for them doing it this way

  62. 1 week ago
    Sage

    >I played like a moron and didn’t have fun
    Many such cases

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what is your average RL anyway? i see people 150+ complaining the dlc is too easy and i can't understand why you would gimp yourself and take the fun out of it like that unless you're like some turbocasual homosexual

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      RL doesn't matter, you'll get 2 shot with 60 vig if you're low on scat fragments and 150 is recommended

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >150 is recommended
        didnt know that, interesting

        I’m level 150 because I already beat the game on this character

        fair enough, i'm more curious than anything anyway

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I’m level 150 because I already beat the game on this character

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      150 is what all of the promo content used, it's the expected level. At the same time, a huge part of it is scadu fragments so it's actually doable to do the DLC at something like RL70, which is also what they want you to be able to do since it's littered with all ranges of upgrade materials

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Kino, I beat the final boss at scadu level 19, RL 150.
        I'll try taking someone level 77 and try and do the final boss at scadu level 20. What build is generally best low level?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >lvl 150+ is saying its too easy
      Biggest lie ever i am getting raped out here

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like a skill issue

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it's easy if you stack bleed and stance break lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >lvl 150+ is saying its too easy
      Biggest lie ever i am getting raped out here

      It really depends on the build. I saw forssan beating Lion in an hour at lvl 100 because he has morgoth blade that basically bleeds after 3 weapon arts hit, and they're easy to hit. Plus some moron stagger. Meanwhile I had to poke the boss for 5 mins and I'm higher lvl.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it's easy if you stack bleed and stance break lol

        >bleed morgott’s blade
        I HAVE THOSE AND I STILL GET RAPED!!!!!!!!!!1

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          morgott's weapon doesn't really do a lot of bleed outside of the weapon art, it's only like 80ish per swing at 45 arc. curved greatswords also don't have amazing stance break or anything. bleed infuse the colossal greatsword and go 54/45 str/dex and thank me later

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            ill take it into account thanks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I went at 125 with 50 vig and I got crushed, those axe and shield mooks two shot me in heavy armor

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    its a weird situation they were put in. raise the soft caps(and break the base game) since everyone is 150+ at this point, put the dlc in with no damage modifiers(everyone blows through it first day with waves of gold, rivers, etc), or have a dlc only damage modifier. I see why they chose the last option, but it does make you feel extremely weak in the late game while you are a walking god in the base game

    kinda discouraging and avoiding bosses is annoying, but exploring the world finding them has been fun at least. I keep stumbling into new areas

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The problems isn't in the numbers.

    The problem is that the boss spazzes out too much and you can't see anything. There's also more bosses that have "feigns", sometimes they extend their combo, sometimes not, a gamble mechanic. Yes I could level up more, yes I could facetank more, yes I could deal ridiculous amount of damage and just trade, but idk it just doesn't even feel like a game at that point anymore.

    Like you could kill a big gargoyle with just caestus because the enemy has visually clean cues and plenty of attacks are punishable. Here it's like fighting a broken dlc character in a fighting game that has plus frames on most of their moves so you're just playing a cheap waiting game where you only attack after the terrible minus frame moves.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >There's also more bosses that have "feigns"
      >bear lifts claw to attack you
      >fricking headbutts you instead with absolutely ZERO windup
      trash

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s another faith item
    Why do the faithful get all the cool shit? Inthiests get fricked over

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you already got your caster sword, gay

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >faith item
      where? I keep getting dexlet weapons. Where are the ARCGODS weapons?

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I love helping randoms. They're like a completely different species

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      These are the people complaining about the difficulty, uh?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      After helping like 20+ hosts I can understand why there are so many morons complaining the DLC is too hard

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >try to do some cool sorcerer build
    >rocks rocks rocks from range is best strat
    Every fricking time

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    GET MIYAZAKIS MEAT OUT YO MOUFS

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Here is a cookbook on How to stuff shit in a Jar 🙂

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That reminds me, was there just a whole season where cookbooks were popular in the lands between or something because I can't take more than a few steps in the DLC without getting a fricking cookbook instead of any actually decent loot.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        have you tried malding about it online

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm in the middle of doing so. Maybe I should write a book about it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        After the giant crybaby tempurtantrum and the no my religion is better crusade, people forgot how to do the most basic things so merchent sold a bunch of house cookbooks for profit

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just bonk

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Outrageous damage

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >people were saying this was fake

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      its so depressing that this game has either become 'get shit on by the most moronic boss combo chains you've ever seen' or 'play the most moronic dual wielding, jump attacking strength build and insta kill the boss.'
      how did they frick it all up so bad?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >how did they frick it all up so bad?
        They made Elden Ring too accessible.
        There's a reason it's by far the best-selling "Souls" game in the series.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Messmer and Bayle were cool fair fights. However, Rahdan's second phase is an unfair light show, so he doesn't deserve an honorable battle.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Messmer and Bayle were cool fair fights.
          They and the rest of the dlc's bosses are spastic anime morons that belong in a genshin gacha game more than they do a soulslike. Casuals unironically killed good game design out of from because they couldn't get over the 'prepare 2 die lulz' meme

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            rellana was about as perfect as it gets for that style of fight (malenia pehontype) so if mesmer is good in your book I wonder what that says.

            git gud btw, she was like a loveletter to all the people who complained about malenia being dogshit bc she is

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >so if mesmer is good in your book I wonder what that says
              Who are you talking to, moron?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                a moron, apparently

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I said all bosses are spastic flippy shitfricks, esl-kun. None of them reach even close to being good by any metric, outside of flashiness.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            divine beast's attacks are very telegraphed and spaced out, if that fight was too spastic for you then action games are just not for you

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >if that fight was too spastic for you then action games are just not for you
              If I wanted to play an action game, I'd play one with thought out action game mechanics, not a soulslike.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        nono just GiTGUD xDDD bad game design = more challenge = more hardcore game!!

        BRAVO MIYAZAKI

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Too many tools, it became impossible to balance

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How can any other build compete with STRchads?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >They keep nerfing incantations that can do this
        >Large weapons are untouched or enhanced
        miyazaki...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this is the way

      its so depressing that this game has either become 'get shit on by the most moronic boss combo chains you've ever seen' or 'play the most moronic dual wielding, jump attacking strength build and insta kill the boss.'
      how did they frick it all up so bad?

      kys newbie. Most people beat'd Gwyn like this in DS1.
      Putting on Smoughs or Havels set, grab some huge weapon like the Zweihander and poise through his attacks and break his stance.

      This is the real way to play souls games. It worked in DeS, it worked in DS1, heck it even worked in BB with Ludwigs Sword.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        All fun and games until you look at his status effects. Is it really unga barbarian if you have to spend 25 seconds applying your status buffs that you spent the last hour labbing out?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Status effects? I just grab my Heavy (or Fire) Greatsword, put my high poise armor on, drink my Flask for regen HP and move to the boss.

          STR chads don't need to buff because faith and int is under 10.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Meant for the clip. He has >10 status effects all going off to contribute to his damage

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              See. Even in RL my int is under 10.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >max skibidi makes each anime teleporting aoe shitting out boss easier than demon's souls bosses

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    "Purists" are taking 4x-5x more damage than people who level Scadu tree. Compare the damage level 0 Scadu does vs level 20 against the final boss.

    I do agree it's a shit system though.

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is this even good or did I just waste a dragon shard?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Backhand Blades rock, especially when you start sekiro-deflecting with them. The guard counter is awesome.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I had no clue what you're talking about so I googled it because this game feels ass.

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm up to 5 of those and the centipede lady still takes like half of my 50 vig healthbar

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Fromdrones are finally realising all their bossfights are just mechanically braindead reaction tests.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i wish it was a reaction test because good reactions are the only valid measure of skill. but no, if you play by following your intuitive reactions, you will die 100% of the time.

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pekora about to fight Rellana for the first time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She's kinda shredding her, the frick?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Those backhand blades seem legitimately amazing against her.
      Maybe playing as a katanachad was a mistake...

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        someone used them in a "no damage" fight
        they are legit good

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i was told the dlc was doing too much damage but pekora is literally taking 0, are people still using sorseal? the item that literally multiplies damage

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She's getting 2 shot after her buffs run out in the 2nd phase

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You're supposed to just use the blessing as you find them. You really have to hard sperg out to not have at least like 10 of them by Messmer.

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
    Yo da dub dub
    Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
    Yo da dub dub
    Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
    Yo da dub dub
    Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
    Yo da dub dub
    Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
    Bop ba bodda bope
    Be bop ba bodda bope
    Bop ba bodda
    Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
    Bop ba bodda bope
    Be bop ba bodda bope
    Bop ba bodda bope

    fragment

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's a scat tree!

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Any anon manage to find ANYTHING of worth like a boss or weapon in the cerulean/finger area? Why did zaki put this massive zone in the game?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Finger area is related to a quest and remembrance boss plus some talismans, cerulean also just looks nice and gives you a map of the surrounding regions. Also you get a chance to teach that damn ghostflame dragon a lesson, potentially again or again again as it were

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's a dungeon and rememberance boss in the cerulean coast.

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Weaponfu appreciation post.
    Post 'em.

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a grace that has round rocks nearby for easy farming?

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is no one using Bloodhound steps anymore?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Got nerfed into oblivion

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      me, I'm still using
      >boss just tracks your position anyway and it'll probably send you towards the attack since the boss is instant-transmissioning everywhere
      I'd rather just trade.

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm STR/Faith and some of the bosses are indeed bullshit but I still got by with the power of just staggering the c**ts. Messmer has been the only time I bothered equipping a shield and different armor to tank some of his attacks.

  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So what you're saying is... You scadu, we can too??

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >problem of the DLC is that I'm forced to explore instead of rushing through the bosses to the end like an ape
    k

  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Skeebideebi fragments

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >get instakilled by 10094034048929 billion AEO shit
    >summon my boy Oleg
    >rape the prostitute first try but feel 0 accomplishment doing so

    will they ever fricking fix the moronic balancing system?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Balancing kills fun in games.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You lost, and got raped.
      You're complaing about a fair boss to get le ebin (You)s
      well here ya go lil Black person

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I won tho 🙂

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          https://streamable.com/ro7mpb
          so did I, without the cope post, and without the summon.
          That makes you gay anon, you don't want to be a homosexual do you?
          you're supposed to jump the AOE btw moron

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            being gay is ok bigot

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Being a homosexual isn't

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Would the system be balanced if bosses still locked on the summoner?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw named Oleg irl

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      if you want a fair fight, do pvp

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wear shabriri's woe, coward.

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Decided to try a shield build for the first time and its pretty fun. Guard counters are strong and you can easily block through all the biggest combos. Also alternating between blocking and rolling make for more dynamic fights

  90. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The issue is that in previous souls games summons are supposed to be a crutch when you're really struggling with a boss. DLC bosses feel like they were designed assuming players are using summons by default which is moronic considering the AI is dogshit and not engineered to track two targets, resulting in really unsatisfying fights. If you just approach bosses normally you're gonna have a bad time unless you cheese them with some broken build.

  91. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >just wandering around the map
    >boss healthbar pops up
    >dancing lion AGAIN
    >but now he summons the dark souls curse lizards
    >"now with my skibiditree buffs he will surely do less damage and I more" I thought
    >
    this game sucks donkey balls

  92. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do the blessings carry over to NG+?

  93. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Lies of P won, Slop of the Turdtree lost

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >performance issues
      >performance issues
      >rellana too hard/BS
      >performance issues
      >performance issues
      >performance issues
      Steam reviews have gotten pretty unreliable for the actual game. Not a good metric for you Black person
      Also, again, first remembrance boss I fought and Chile Rellano is totally fricking fair. Anyone complaining about her, I'm just writing off at this point. There isn't a move of hers that doesn't have a fair answer.

      Some people also can't appreciate the RPG aspects of the game or applying thinking that isn't single vector, but that's expected from humans isn't it?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Performance isssues are a genuine complaint considering the game runs like ass on most machines with horrific stuttering.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >4090
          >4k, rtx on
          40 fps with stuttering
          >4k, rtx off
          50-60 fp, unstable, still stuttering
          >4k, rtx off, all on low
          50-60 fps, STILL unstable and stuttering. At this point, I began to suspect something. If the game is so unstable on my 4090, then what with Ganker anons on gpu like *80-*50? Slideshow?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            There's nothing you can do about stuttering, they fricked up the shader implementation.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The recommended specs are right there. Thirdies should not be allowed to write reviews.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >The recommended specs are right there. Thirdies should not be allowed to write reviews.
            Shut the frick up moron, the recommended specs just straight up lie considering you can be well above it and still have these stutters. From are just dogshit at PC ports.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >t. 8gb ram and a fifteen year old cpu

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Also that's only for the dlc which is:

      >performance issues
      >performance issues
      >rellana too hard/BS
      >performance issues
      >performance issues
      >performance issues
      Steam reviews have gotten pretty unreliable for the actual game. Not a good metric for you Black person
      Also, again, first remembrance boss I fought and Chile Rellano is totally fricking fair. Anyone complaining about her, I'm just writing off at this point. There isn't a move of hers that doesn't have a fair answer.

      Some people also can't appreciate the RPG aspects of the game or applying thinking that isn't single vector, but that's expected from humans isn't it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      did lies of p get dlc?

  94. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fromsoft should fire their camera guy
    they should also fire whoever made hitboxes linger for 20 seconds after the animation is complete.

  95. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wheres the fricking new spells in the dlc I haven't found a single one

  96. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >collect scatt tree fragments
    >get to final boss
    >still lose 90% of my 1900 hp through 70% physical absorption to a single attack
    hmm

  97. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This fight's P2 is actual unironical artificial difficulty.
    Miquella's hair+the lightning bolt make it almost impossible to see what move Radahn is preparing and time the rolls in consequence.
    Look at pic related, Radahn is actually preparing a swing but I don't know which one because its hidden so I have to take a gamble on my rolls.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      a lot of fights have this problem. Not sure what they were thinking. It reminds me of a boss in Wo Long (shit game) that would light himself on fire and do this crazy spinny shit in the air. There was fire everywhere so you could just not see what he was doing half the time.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >evil bussy protects his bro by blocking your camera
      kinda kino

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. For me this was the only fight in the DLC that felt genuinely unfair and I had to take a break from. Maybe I'll go back and try again in a few days.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >For me this was the only fight in the DLC that felt genuinely unfair and I had to take a break from.
        Are you me? This is my exact opinion. i had no issues trying mesmer and Bayle for an hour but I struggle to get back to radahn. Proof is I'm posting on Ganker instead of playing

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          the fact you think rellana is "unfair" really says a lot,
          and I fought malenia for the first time just before the dlc. You probably never went near her or summoned for that fight.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, I was talking about the P2 of the last boss, not relana.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This fight is actual fricking garbage. The visual mess, the fact that the AoE spam bullshit brings the game to a crawl, not being able to even tell what attack is being telegraphed, and attacks being chained together so fast you can't roll through them at all. Plus I barely even fricking tickle him when I attack, and since I'm using martial arts my punches can just go straight through his legs meaning 1/4 times my attacks don't land anyways.
      That's not even bringing up how moronic the whole concept is from a lore perspective.
      Frick this fight, and frick whoever designed it. It's pretty obvious they want you to pussy out with summons and spirits so you can sneak in free hits while his AI spergs out.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lol why the frick is Miquela a boss???

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You just show up to kill him for no reason whatsoever other than 'muh Erdtree'.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Because he decided to interfere while you were fighting his consort
        >Why are you fighting his consort?
        Because you want to be Elden lord and they are competition, same reason why you fight Morgott, Godfrey and the other demi-gods

  98. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  99. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My name is Myrmidon of Loss. You killed my summon Zanzibart. Prepare to die

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      One of the main DLC bosses literally says Forgive me... before he goes into phase 2.

  100. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is sorcery viable in DLC? feels like bosses are too fast and punish any casting

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no. watched dsp, king of Ganker, and he couldn't do shit even when trying magic

      most of the bosses just shirk off the hits and don't get stunlocked anymore

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I have been playing the DLC "purist". No summons, no meta builds.
        you're a homosexual and you're playing the game wrong.
        Devs put that shit in the game for a reason.

        get gud

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          if OP were gud then they wouldn't be complaining.
          Don't make up self imposed challenges and then b***h about it being too hard. That's pussy b***h behavior.
          Play the game properly or shut your soft pussy prostitute mouth.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I've gotten 6 of the remembrance bosses down as a faith caster and you int dudes have faster spells than lightning spear so it should be fine. Hell 2 of the 6 were jokes due to the range difference and I expect the same for you

  101. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Let's just change my build to minmax every boss. Do fromBlack folk really not see how much worse this is?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I did the opposite of this actually, and just used what I've been using. I've never changed my build on this character for any boss in the entire game, bc that'd be gay, but I have tried different tools at my disposal that are within my stats or options. People don't even really do that do they? then they complain.

  102. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ok putrescent knight the artstyle looks KINO
    its like one of those kelpies that drags its victims into the sea but its an undead horse

  103. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I have been playing the DLC "purist". No summons, no meta builds.
    you're a homosexual and you're playing the game wrong.
    Devs put that shit in the game for a reason.

  104. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >game gives you plenty stuff fo make you stronger
    >fragments, summons, new weapons, consumables
    >decide to use nothing but basic stuff
    >complain about having a hard time
    morons handicapping themselves and complaining is something else.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's amazing how these morons won't use anything the game gives them and then complain it's too hard.
      Natural selection I guess.

  105. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    stuck on mesmer myself
    he hurted

  106. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine than if in the base game to upgrade a weapon from Somber +0 to +9 you needed have to travel all over the entire map.
    That is basically what the Skibidi level system is but even worse because it also affects damage negation. It's a total flush.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Working as intended. You're not allowed to beat our boss fight unless you explore the hand-crafted locations we copy-pasted and gotten every single Scattree fragment. How dare you try and explore your own path!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        But this time they allowed real shizo to make locations. I have no other explanation why to make locations so confusing and put in random places on the map shards for +3.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no anon you only need to collect 30 scatt tree fragments if you’re getting hit. you aren’t getting hit, right anon?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine than if in the base game to upgrade a weapon from Somber +0 to +9 you needed have to travel all over the entire map.
      That is how it works until end game when you get the bell, yes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      but anon...that's how it worked...
      you go into a new area, get the somber stones, if you want into an area with +7 when you were still at +3 then you know to turn around

      issue with scoobysnacks is they don't do that and give you a warning that you need to come back later, so you have no idea what you need to be at as all the trash mobs are easy as shit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >but anon...that's how it worked...
        I could get a weapon to plus 9 in less than 30 minutes with wrong warp.
        The "official" way via Volcano Manor only takes slightly longer.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >yeah anon, but now that everything has been mapped out and the youtube tutorials on how to get a maxxed weapon came out years ago I can get +10 in no time

  107. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    People really didn't learn from Margit, lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The dancing lion was fun as frick to fight, I liked the thematic switching and the moveset was fun to learn
      ALSO THAT OST SEXXX
      Frick rellana thoghever, unfair garbage that deserves to get summoned and cheesed with rot breath

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PceCJBvB9z0
      Can't wait until some Black person routes the fastest/most efficient way to collect these

      >50
      I thought each fragment gave you 5% attack power? How the frick are there 50??? HOW FRICKING BIG IS THIS FRICKING DLC MITSUBISHI-SAN

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It starts costing 2 and later 3 frags to level up. I think someone said max level is 20

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        My thoughts exactly. Using this plus the guard counter talisman has been really fun.

        [...]
        Perfect blocking makes you take no damage and you can block nearly any type of attack. A guard counter from a perfect block also does more damage.

        Romina is my favourite boss so far. It didn't seem as bullshittery as the others, even with the scarlet rot.

  108. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed, it feels like it's never your turn to attack and bosses have massive health pools which make you want to be aggressive, but you can't.

  109. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait until some Black person routes the fastest/most efficient way to collect these

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >50
      I thought it was 30
      Fricking hell

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There are more Golden Seeds in the base game than you can use to upgrade your flask, likely the same case here.

  110. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When a random rune bear had magic AOE attacks, that was my favorite part. I love arbitrary magic behaviors and timings. Magic is so fun.

  111. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Out of curiosity what scadu level are people at? I think i've revealed and partially explored the full map but I'm only at 15

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      +8 or +10 is where the dlc bosses started to feel like normal game again. Been getting assblasted by everything until I just took the time to explore almost the whole map. It's almost like they want you to play a scenic tour before engaging with any of the actual content on an even keel.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Do not start using words like actual content. This is not an mmo, the exploration i can guarantee you were seen as a bigger focus than literal model reuse boss fights lol

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >This is not an mmo
          I mean yeah, but if I want to feel like I'm not in a RL1 tickle fight I pretty much am forced to go around like a garbage collector picking up turd fragments just to be at a similar power level. I can already feel hating replaying the dlc in subsequent playthroughs because of it

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Man maybe elden ring is just kind of dooky

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              The base game was alright but the dlc really is peak flanderizing every bad from design decision they've ever made into one complete package. It's like they took all the criticism from the base game and doubled down even harder on every tedious aspect. At least the locales look cool and make for good wallpaper.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You need 97 smithing stones to fully upgrade most weapons. That is worse than finding ~40 scadutree fragments

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You do? I had so many of them that I leveled up the beast claw, giant katana, and perfume bottles to 24+ asap

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >explore
                >find smithing stone bell bearings
                >give them to the twin granny for an infinite supply
                Also, every enemy in the DLC seems to drop a couple stones on death, both white and gray.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                And? I can easily buy more at the roundtable shop. Already fully upgraded over a dozen weapons with no grinding done.

  112. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm doing a hybrid build. Is it worth using infusions or just having a Keen/Heavy weapon and just enchanting it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >not bleed
      NGMI

      >4090
      >4k, rtx on
      40 fps with stuttering
      >4k, rtx off
      50-60 fp, unstable, still stuttering
      >4k, rtx off, all on low
      50-60 fps, STILL unstable and stuttering. At this point, I began to suspect something. If the game is so unstable on my 4090, then what with Ganker anons on gpu like *80-*50? Slideshow?

      The manse was particularly bad with my fps not getting higher than 50. Thankfully, the boss wasn't as bad as the rest in this DLC save for the bullshit unavoidable nuke and flame effects making it hard to see shit.

  113. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so which characters requires a summon for their questline?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      just assume any summon sign needs to be done

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i am not gonna summon for my first clear unless its absolutely necessary

        are you required to summon? frick I haven’t summoned at all did I frick up?

        i think so far you just miss out on additional dialogue. but some characters are really really really begging you to summon them

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      are you required to summon? frick I haven’t summoned at all did I frick up?

  114. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Any good new heavy greatweapons?
    I heard smith hammer is good?

  115. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm at +10 scadu and I still do frick all damage, haven't beat a single major boss yet

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      im gonna be honest, I think the DLC is shit but this is definitely an issue with your build bro

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think that's as many as you can get without beating any bosses.

  116. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Romina is my favourite boss so far. It didn't seem as bullshittery as the others, even with the scarlet rot.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The only main boss that I have issues with so far is Putrescent Knight, but I'm taking my time and I'm missing like half of them, still haven't beat Messmer.
      Putrescent Knight is pretty bad though, don't know what they were thinking with it
      >Takes little to no damage unless you're using Holy
      >Constantly disengages and is next to impossible to hit as a caster unless you have the brokenass Golden Arc which in turn makes the fight into a joke
      >Horse can charge at you from offscreen in the tag team combination
      >Has a sweet spot mechanic to his axe so he can maul you for 90% health in one hit if he connect from mid range, and he will
      >That fricking full screen frost flame AoE with crazy speed and crazy patterns
      I really liked Dancing Lion, Relanna was surprisingly okay despite the b***hing, the hyppo was meh, Midra was a really good fight but Putrescent Knight is pretty bad and was the first time I actually agree with the complains about damage being way too high for some bosses.
      Truth to be told though, I'm enjoying minor bosses more than the main ones so far, the Death Knights and Jori Elder Inquisitor were amazing, demihuman Virgil was fun as frick too, as far as the main bosses go I think only the Dancing Lion and Midra are what I'd call great, and Midra still suffers from bullshit damage, if the bosses outside of Rellana didn't do so much damage with every hit they're be much more enjoyable, then again I have 40 VIG so maybe that's my issue.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Romina is fair which can't really be said about others.
      It's a fight that's both fair and aesthetically pleasing.
      She doesn't have nonsense combos with 1s only openings for example

  117. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't win Elden Ring DLC, it's 100% your fault.

  118. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    90+% of issues can be fixed by getting better at the game

  119. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is it confirmed that scadu upgrades don't carry over to NG+? Every other upgrade you do at sites of grace does.

  120. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ok how do you kill the wickermen that have the metal on their legs? I see all the shit around that lets me get above them but I can't jump into them

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not seen them yet. I know it would be hard but can you snipe the face?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You can but it doesn't do a lot and doesn't seem to stagger. It's pretty clear you are supposed to do something else since not every character is a caster like me and has access to infinite ranged attacks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's a note you can buy that gives the tip. It basically says to do this get high above and throw a fire pot into their noggin

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ok thanks anon I would have never though to have thrown a fricking fire pot into a fire enemy

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I suppose it's meant to overload them, like the poison land squirts.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I tried explosive stone clumps and ice arrows because I didn't have fire pots, it didn't work.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      For the normal ones, you're supposed to jump over their flame attacks, attacking their poise for half an hour, pray to god when they finally stagger the terrain allows you to perform a crit, then do it a second time. Is that correct? Please tell me there's an easier way, I don't want to do this shit again.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yea that's correct. It's not that bad actually because you get the horse. I didn't have much trouble with the terrain because they are placed in locations where you can't get israelite'd easily

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm glad to hear that, the first one has small changes in elevations (usually around the road) that got me cucked half the time.

  121. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    nice thread soulstards 😉

  122. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do you get those fragments exploring or beating bosses?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm only a few bosses/dungeons in, but as far as I know, Scadutree fragments aren't boss rewards.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      From what I've seen, you have some near graces, others carried by shadow enemies with a pot on their head (they try to flee and despawn eventually, just like the chestbearers in the base game) and others in churches/altars.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >carried by shadow enemies with a pot on their head
        Really? You're supposed to run around the map genociding lowest tier trash mobs just to level up?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          kill the shadowmen kill them all

  123. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >middle finger to no-damage runs
    Seems to be the case
    >boarfricker's charge
    >get hit rolling sideways
    >get hit rolling forward unless you time it incredibly perfectly because of the lingering hitbox
    >get hit rolling backward (obviously)

  124. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does it matter whether you kill Malenia before or after the DLC?

    Somebody told me to leave her alive until I finished the expansion, but I really want her great rune now.

  125. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >dragon greatshield talisman
    >endure ash of war
    >ritual shield talisman
    >crimson flask talisman
    >70 vigor
    >huge armors with greatjar arsenal

    this is how i tank most of the dlc without the skibidi fragments, i just really dont want to use them

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Umm anon that’s cheating you should be light armored, also havivg too much vigor is cheating

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nice setup, almost enough to survive three attacks from a regular khomie.

  126. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't have any issues with the other bosses in the dlc and beat all of them in 1-3 attempts but the final boss is literally impossible. I can't do it. I normally just use a big heavy shield to block everything but its not working here.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      guess you cant crutch with your big heavy shield anymore and have to actually learn the boss fight anon...

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want to. I beat the regular game back in 2022 and got every achievement no problem using this build of just blocking constantly. I even did it on Malenia to beat her very slowly.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          try summoning some phantoms to help you

  127. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's also just straight up lazy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >redo of the twin princes fight but make the 2nd phase even more annoying
      had to pull the fingerprint shield and poke radahn to death. I can't dodge the billion holy beams and the big guy at the same time, makes Messmer like the reasonable fight here.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I loved 1v1'ing Messmer. Nu-Radahn 1v1 is simply not fun.

  128. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You cheesed the boss. You didn't really win.

  129. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Another thread of "Man, i didn't think the rest of the [X] was bullshit, but THIS GUY? no way...". Why can't any of you say your criticism without prefacing it with layers upon layers of disclaimers? You're still just going to be told to git gud either way.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What I seen so far that a vast majority of people having trouble have shit vigor, no scadtree shards, and don’t use ashes because it’s “cheating”. I was fighting that ice and fire b***h and she did that triple moon attack with only one hit away so I summoned my mimic and beat her ass

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >the triple moon attack is one of the freest moves in her game, jump 3x and you can damage her for free
        >anon had to summon because of that attack
        Here's exhibit nr1 why a summon shitter needs to git gud and learn the game.
        Where other games have the easy mode difficulty slider, this game has the summoning system so that every player is coddled and can say he beat the game.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          First time seeing it and was mad she was one hit away, still beat her tho so it’s ok anon

  130. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i dont know about you guys but i am enjoying it
    exploring is unironically fun

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >exploring is unironically fun
      The fun begins and end there.

  131. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >find the monk
    >find his missive
    >he's not hostile
    What? I thought he wanted to fight, is he gonna invade me somewhere else or something?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried using the emote that the missive gave you?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You have to use a gesture and he'll fight you

  132. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >You have to go give St. Trina cunnilingus 4 times to hear her say a couple lines (6 for the full dialogue)
    That's stupid.

    >When Thiollier is there he keeps trying but can't and gets angry with you when you do it insisting you're lying
    I take it back. Literally cucking this babyface loser is hilarious.

  133. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You get Skibidi Fragments from exploring, moron. You explored the map and refused the one thing that actually makes a noticeable difference and got mad about the game being too hard because of it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm like level 15 in them and still die in like 2 hits with 60 vigor

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Post build

  134. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >try playing online for the first time
    >enjoyed the centipede fight so I dropped a sign near the gate
    >instantly summoned
    >start fight
    >
    jesus christ do people really play like this

  135. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Pekora took 2 hours to beat Rellana at +4 Scadu and lv157 without summons or ash
    Well, how does it feel knowing you are worse than a Japanese hag larping as anime girl?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I beat Rellana without those things as well so...
      I don't see how wasting multiple hours per boss is considered fun, I value my time I guess.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of vtubers are good at video games, zentreya is beating bosses with like 30 vigor

  136. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Scat tree frags are fine.
    What isn't fine is not having a way of finding them.
    Except for the ones carried by Hippos, they're mostly just scattered all over the place and look like normal items on the ground, usually in slightly harder to reach spots that random trash, like one on the arm of a statue that you have to do a slightly precise jump from a nearby ledge to get to.

  137. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    using fingerprint shield build is pretty much on par with not beating the game, sneed

  138. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    where the frick is the fricking map this area sucks donkey balls

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The map location icon is right there near the bottom of the image.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Anon..
        The map is literally marked for you. Look with your eyes.

        how the hell are you supposed to get down there? is there a different entrance to the region?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Explore the pond North of Moorth Ruins. I think, I only just got here myself

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Anon..
      The map is literally marked for you. Look with your eyes.

  139. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Quality wpn
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  140. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    collect all the scat frags, 60 vig, dragoncrest greatshield talisman, blackflame protection, bullgoat armor and then you may be able to survive more than a couple of hits

  141. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    need help, does anyone know if this guy drop his weapon or not? near Cerulean Coast West bonfire..

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No. There is a demi-human queen on a beach nearby who drops it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        thank you! damn I thought he gonna drop that cool looking crystal sword with sick ass AoW, oh well..

  142. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >le reward for le exploring
    This is the worst possible way they could have done this. The reward for exploration should be more unique content to engage with. You can only explore the map once, every consecutive playthrough is just bee lining from fragment to fragment. Just like bell bearings and golden seeds.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I like it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >He likes it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yea and no amount of gifs or pictures will make me not like them

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Are you having a blast though? Frick off shill.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I wasn't trying to convince you otherwise. I was laughing at you.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Cool

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >The reward for exploration should be more unique content to engage with.
      You're getting new content to engage with along with fragments. Future playthroughs are never like your first, even in the base game.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Better than some potential alternatives.
      >Every Tree level takes 1 frag
      >...Every Frag is locked behind a copy/paste dungeon

  143. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It feels like the only purpose if these is for challenge run streamers to beat the game without using them.

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