Hm, I'm aware in real life they're vicious and insanely sexual animals, but most people don't know that about them, so why would it stop them from using them?
I mean there are plenty of cat pokemon, and cats have barbed penises. Unpleasant facts most people don't know about seem to be find.
GameFreak and Nintendo ultimately don't want to be responsible for making the Japanese question the ethical nature of consuming dolphins, and they're worried making a dolphin Pokemon could cause a domino effect by featuring a dolphin character the player can get attached to.
Japanese actually hunt the most abundant whales in the ocean. They weren't the ones that almost killed off the sperm and blue whales - that was us white chads.
dolphins are rapists
dolphins rape other dolphins
dolphins are violent sadistic Black folk that gang up on other fish and brutally attack them like a pack of roving Black folk
dolphins have even tried to sexually molest human women
dolphins are Black folk if they could swim
Gorebyss is a deep sea chimaera fish. Besides looking exactly like one, why the frick would a dolphin be the "deep sea scale" counterpart to a pelican eel?
If someone says they want a dolphin, you'd be correct to say we already have a dolphin. If someone just posts a picture of a bottlenose when asked for which animal we don't have yet, you're moronic for pointing at an orca.
Aside from the name, it already looks like it could be some kind of water/grass type frog mon.
https://i.imgur.com/gP2mdjS.png
Animals they will never base a Pokemon off of.
Ehhh, yeah, it's hard to Pokemon-ify the concept of one creature going into another, though I could see them doing something with that one bug thing that lives in the mouth of fishes, maybe a bug-type that is super wimpy in its first stage and evolves with an item, like a "Hollow Rock" or an "Abandoned Statue" item and it evolves into something that's like a little bug piloting a beefy rock mech from inside its "mouth".
Looks like another Water/Ground. Maybe Water/Rock if you want to change things up a bit, but it will suck against Grass, which will probably be close to it.
"Vampire Fish" could easily be a Pokemon, you spectacular moron. >https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru_(fish) >"Evidence" is that one (1) moron shoved a fish in his penis because he heard the spooky myths and then 2 INT lied about it
Imagine being so malleably stupid that you just believe a picture with text over it.
It didn't happen. The fish is too big to enter a uretha. The only known instance of the fish being in one has the doctor claiming they cut the spines despite the fish all spines intact (it was dead when removed so regrowth is impossible), and claiming the fish chewed into the scrotum despite lacking the teeth to do so. The video of the "procedure" also shows the fish simply being pulled out, which wouldn't be possible because of the spines.
It's a parasitic fish that attaches itself in the gills of fish. They detect ammonia in order to find other fish. Some guy pissed in a river and it followed the ammonia from the guy's piss
It's a parasite that lives in fish gills and is attracted to the ammonia.
The ammonia of piss tricks it into thinking your dick hole is fish gills.
If it makes you feel better, the candiru would suffocate and die almost instantly, so you'd just have a fish corpse in your urethra rather than a live fish.
One of those fish tongue parasites.
Really, most parasites are just too fricked up to be Pokemon.
Parasect is at least subtle enough for a stupid kid who doesn't read dex entries to not notice.
Zigzagoon kinda looks like an opossum. I mean, there are rat pokemon and pokemon that are literally piles of garbage. There's a balloon that murders children, one that wears it's mom's skull and fights with her bone, a lot of the ghost types have fairly screwed up dex entries honestly.
>Zigzagoon kinda looks like an opossum.
Ehh, not really no it's more like a dog not opossum like at all, and the reason I said they won't make an opossum Pokémon is because it's just kinda bland and would be a very niche animal, the bigfin squid is too obscure for most fans anyway and how would you make that thing look cute or badass it's just terrifying lol.
>Zigzagoon kinda looks like an opossum.
Ehh, not really no it's more like a dog not opossum like at all, and the reason I said they won't make an opossum Pokémon is because it's just kinda bland and would be a very niche animal, the bigfin squid is too obscure for most fans anyway and how would you make that thing look cute or badass it's just terrifying lol.
This is a myth. That's why there's only one case of this ever happening. Even that's likely a hoax given the inconsistencies in the doctor and patisnt's stories.
this gives me flashback nightmare where i was playing on pond bare chest and a fish leaped from the water and biting my nipple. I moaned so loud that everyone thought I just had orgasm by pleasuring myself with fish, Frick you OP
>That’s grammatically correct moron, based off of and based on both mean the same thing. moron.
You don't even know what I was referring to, you autistic b***h. On top of that, you managed to one-up your moronic self with this travesty of a "sentence." Now go drink your master's milk while he teaches you English, dumb-dumb.
Hm, I'm aware in real life they're vicious and insanely sexual animals, but most people don't know that about them, so why would it stop them from using them?
I mean there are plenty of cat pokemon, and cats have barbed penises. Unpleasant facts most people don't know about seem to be find.
GameFreak and Nintendo ultimately don't want to be responsible for making the Japanese question the ethical nature of consuming dolphins, and they're worried making a dolphin Pokemon could cause a domino effect by featuring a dolphin character the player can get attached to.
Wailmer/Wailord exist and the nips have hunted them to near extinction.
Japanese actually hunt the most abundant whales in the ocean. They weren't the ones that almost killed off the sperm and blue whales - that was us white chads.
there are more pics of cat'mons drawn with dog wieners than the anatomically-correct thorny catenis
is true, i mean look at the eeveelutions
This has to be the weirdest post I've read today. Not even going to explain why.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
>he actually fell for the "dolphin rape caves" hoax/meme
dolphins are rapists
dolphins rape other dolphins
dolphins are violent sadistic Black folk that gang up on other fish and brutally attack them like a pack of roving Black folk
dolphins have even tried to sexually molest human women
dolphins are Black folk if they could swim
gorebyss
Gorebyss is a deep sea chimaera fish. Besides looking exactly like one, why the frick would a dolphin be the "deep sea scale" counterpart to a pelican eel?
Tapioca Fini
How are those dolphins
That's a swordfish.
kyogre is a dolphin, i think lugia is supposed to be one too
>50 feet long
>blue
“Must be a dolphin”
Braindead
yes its a killer whale which is a dolphin
>implying owls are birds
you just saw that in another thread youre a homosexual
>whale
>which is a dolphin
yeah person who named them is moronic
>Orcas are commonly referred to as "killer whales", despite being a type of dolphin.
Killer whale is a misnomer.
They're actually called "whale killers" because they kill whales.
It's the dog/wolf dichotomy again. If people wanted a wolf and you gave them a dog, they'd be upset, even if dogs are wolves.
Cringe.
If someone says they want a dolphin, you'd be correct to say we already have a dolphin. If someone just posts a picture of a bottlenose when asked for which animal we don't have yet, you're moronic for pointing at an orca.
Wrong since legendaries don't count. Kyogre can't play the role of an orca in the Pokemon ecosystem.
khezu if he real
Hagfish
the lake titicaca water frog aka the scrotum frog
>scrotum frog
Mexicans are really creative in naming their animals
I hope you’re not German. Germans are the least creative animal namers in the world
Aside from the name, it already looks like it could be some kind of water/grass type frog mon.
Ehhh, yeah, it's hard to Pokemon-ify the concept of one creature going into another, though I could see them doing something with that one bug thing that lives in the mouth of fishes, maybe a bug-type that is super wimpy in its first stage and evolves with an item, like a "Hollow Rock" or an "Abandoned Statue" item and it evolves into something that's like a little bug piloting a beefy rock mech from inside its "mouth".
I don't see why not.
You do now! Dohoho!
Looks like another Water/Ground. Maybe Water/Rock if you want to change things up a bit, but it will suck against Grass, which will probably be close to it.
titty caca testicle toad?
Since we already have a manta ray Pokemon so why not a spotted eagle ray Pokemon?
"Vampire Fish" could easily be a Pokemon, you spectacular moron.
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru_(fish)
>"Evidence" is that one (1) moron shoved a fish in his penis because he heard the spooky myths and then 2 INT lied about it
Imagine being so malleably stupid that you just believe a picture with text over it.
It actually happened. The x-rays were shown on a t.v show called river monsters
>if it's on tv then it must be true
It didn't happen. The fish is too big to enter a uretha. The only known instance of the fish being in one has the doctor claiming they cut the spines despite the fish all spines intact (it was dead when removed so regrowth is impossible), and claiming the fish chewed into the scrotum despite lacking the teeth to do so. The video of the "procedure" also shows the fish simply being pulled out, which wouldn't be possible because of the spines.
Too asshurt to watch the video?
This is pretty dumb. Why would it not also do the same with the vegana? In fact it would be even easier to do with the vegana.
it's a feminist fish
What I don't get is why something like this would be rumored to exist. What benefit does it have to fly up into a penis?
Sensationalism. If it worked by swimming into urethra's, the gender wouldn't matter.
It's a parasitic fish that attaches itself in the gills of fish. They detect ammonia in order to find other fish. Some guy pissed in a river and it followed the ammonia from the guy's piss
It's a parasite that lives in fish gills and is attracted to the ammonia.
The ammonia of piss tricks it into thinking your dick hole is fish gills.
If it makes you feel better, the candiru would suffocate and die almost instantly, so you'd just have a fish corpse in your urethra rather than a live fish.
>is attracted to the ammonia.
Proven false, they hunt by eyesight and have zero attraction to ammonia.
The video cites evidence that's so fake it hurts, if you bought into it you're fricking stupid.
You do realize that the whole "candiru fish swim up your pee hole" is a myth right?
Real
wrong video
before opening im guessing its metalocalypse
Nope it's from River Monsters. Also the penis fish is in
le penis fish xd
It's ok to admit you were wrong. Every is anonymous here
I wasn't the guy contesting its existence, I just think calling it that is fricking moronic.
Welcome to humanity, mind the monkeys.
Don't be so sensitive
One of those fish tongue parasites.
Really, most parasites are just too fricked up to be Pokemon.
Parasect is at least subtle enough for a stupid kid who doesn't read dex entries to not notice.
This little (big) guy wouldn't make sense as a Pokémon, also I doubt they will make a opossum Pokémon anytime soon.
Zigzagoon kinda looks like an opossum. I mean, there are rat pokemon and pokemon that are literally piles of garbage. There's a balloon that murders children, one that wears it's mom's skull and fights with her bone, a lot of the ghost types have fairly screwed up dex entries honestly.
>Zigzagoon kinda looks like an opossum.
Ehh, not really no it's more like a dog not opossum like at all, and the reason I said they won't make an opossum Pokémon is because it's just kinda bland and would be a very niche animal, the bigfin squid is too obscure for most fans anyway and how would you make that thing look cute or badass it's just terrifying lol.
>ghost/normal, able to switch between pure ghost and pure normal as a reference to Opossums playing dead
There; now it is interesting
Zigzagoon is a raccoon you fools
This is a myth. That's why there's only one case of this ever happening. Even that's likely a hoax given the inconsistencies in the doctor and patisnt's stories.
this gives me flashback nightmare where i was playing on pond bare chest and a fish leaped from the water and biting my nipple. I moaned so loud that everyone thought I just had orgasm by pleasuring myself with fish, Frick you OP
Why dont you have a seat.
Wait a minute man, how is a fish making you cum my fault?
>Animals they will never base a Pokemon off of.
t. ESL Overlord.
That’s grammatically correct moron, based off of and based on both mean the same thing. moron.
>That’s grammatically correct moron, based off of and based on both mean the same thing. moron.
You don't even know what I was referring to, you autistic b***h. On top of that, you managed to one-up your moronic self with this travesty of a "sentence." Now go drink your master's milk while he teaches you English, dumb-dumb.
Legendaries don't count
I don't really know much about post johto reigon Pokemon, but I remember seeing a video of a Lucario with rabies
is this a bait thread? zigzagoon is a cat ferret, it literally says so