>Another Mishima
>Nobody gives a shit about Lars
>Asuka still hasn't done
anything story relevant
Tekken is out of ideas
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>Another Mishima. >Nobody gives a shit about Lars. >Asuka still hasn't done
>daughter
>his fathers
?
whoever designed her is a gigantic hack.
Same person who designed Bayonetta, so a woman.
CRSH CRSH CRSH GET JUGGLED CRSH CRSH CRSH GET JUGGLED
Why are they afraid of giving the female characters actual detailed faces instead of this plastic doll shit?
Hey if you want ESG approved gorilla women Street Fighter is across the street.
The men in tekken 8 literally look better facially than the women. No homosexual but objective fact.
Azucena is the original new character.
Victor is just Noctis assets and Reina is 50% Heihachi's assets with new Taido moves.
Tekken is out of ideas.
>megabillion dollar corpo out of ideas
here we go, oh boy
>Azucena is the original new character.
Azucena is terrible, like a joke character. Reina should have had a japanese name, not a made up name that's easily read by westerners. Also Reina is 10x better than Azucena for the simple fact that it's an in universe character that's related to the cast directly instead of being made for ESG points.
>CAWFEE OLOLOLO! ALPACAS! FUNNI! IT'S LIKE I'M ON R*DDIT OLOLOLO!
Get the frick out.
>Reina should have had a japanese name, not a made up name that's easily read by westerners.
https://japanese-names.info/first-name/reina-2/
Reina is a real Japanese name though?
Cope
>asuka but heihachi
yeah I can dig her
She looks very boring. Tekken 8 has shaheen, the bears, feng and other boring characters but it doesnt have the fan favourite ones like Lidia, Katarina, kunimitsu or Bob
>No Katarina
>No Lidia
>No Eddy
>No buy
b***h is not even rocking the heihachi hairstyle
the mishimas have fallen
So Kazuya's sister?
>fathers's
Is this a typo or are gays adopting children in the Tekken universe?
Besides Azucena and the stages they just updated the characters' costumes, for frick sake.
Lars doesn't want to have anything to do with the Mishimas.
>It's not Heihachi pulling a funny fast one and reincarnating into a schoolgirl
>Just his daughter
Boring.
>Guess I'll Jack off as Jack 8.
>Tekken
>Lei is going to be DLC again
>No 2d fighter types to bring the seethe
Why bother? Geese and Akuma (Akuma now canon to the plot BTW) were fantastic additions. They're gone now. No more Akuma with a shotgun.
>female mishima, but for real this time
>inherited heihachi's arrogant swagger
>brutal moveset with lots of stomps, headbutt, etc.
>put all this literal perfection on a character who looks like she's ditching math class to attend the King of Iron Fist
>female mishima, but for real this time
where is her electric into electric then?
>Claudio and Leeroy get into preset roster
>no Josie, Fahkumram, Katarina, Gigas or Chloe
I get that the preset roster is being chosen to conclude the story with Jin and Kazuya, so therefore they are choosing every character related to them in some way. But holy shit they are gutting this game in terms of variety.
They even tossed in a last minute Mishima wank because Heihachi is gone now. Fricking pathetic.
Taido looks LIT tbh
How would you go about seducing reina
>No Katarina
>No Lidia
>No Eddy
>No buy
good