Anyone played this yet, does it play better than Bro Force and Blazing Chrome?
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Anyone played this yet, does it play better than Bro Force and Blazing Chrome?
>$20 to play
no thanks
It's only $17.76 globalist
It's mostly a game to give you something in return for funding infowars, and the game will draw attention. Alex has gone over many times, the financial state of infowars, if they don't get money, they will go under, and these manners of funding helps. For that reason I don't think it's an unfair price for a neat comedic little game like it.
>If they don't get money, they will go under
He dug that hole himself so frick him.
Then don't buy his game, I wasn't telling you to do so, only explaining the reason for the price and the main reason why the game is being sold at all, but do keep me posted.
this game isnt real
?OP posted a picture of it of course its real we have proof moron
post a download link to pirate it then
>pirate
I'm white sir. good day.
I accept your concession.
>Noooo!
>You can't pirate Alex Jones's pixelshit shooter!
>that's theft!!
Imagine coming onto Ganker and telling people to give Gay Frogman your actual money.
It's a browser game, unless https://alexjonesgame.com/games/1/play works without registering an account.
There's no fricking control customization. Who the frick makes a Metal Slug clone but makes shoot shift or E.
So he's basically charging people for a Newgrounds flash game
Basically. It's decent, but if you wanna compare it to Metal Slug, there's no POWs, you're given nine lives right out the gate, no bombs, and no control customization, even though mashing the shoot button is way better than just holding it down. Frick you
for making me shell out $17.76. I could've bought Factorio or something.
You lost btw.
I just beat it. Where can I get my money back? It's been less than two hours.
>/pol/sharts continue to spam "games" as thinly veiled culture war thread bait
polite sage
Leftism is entirely based on continuing culture war
really nobody uses the word "culture" but shithead leftists about to make a giant strawman
Why would you promote a right wing chud?
This game plays more like My Friend Pedro, but worse
>chuds see game they don't like in the catalogue
>cry shill
>chuds see game that conforms to their political biases
>shill it
The double standard.
That's just how it is. People on YouTube are commenting "Finally, a game with no propaganda" when you literally have Trump showing up as Superman.
Might pirate it later, but theres too much to play so might skip this one.
Reminds me of the AVGN video game quite a lot. I wonder if it's made by the same guy.
Video games?
Im not sure it's real myself. Maybe if someone dropped a download link for this Picos Skool ripoff
>$17 for 40 minutes game
Holy shit, what a rip-off. /misc/tards are really easy to baited huh?
Please understand, Alex Jones really needs the money you need to help if you don't his car's gonna get repo'd you don't want that do you?
>denies the sandy hook shooting
>fails to elaborate
>????
>bankrupt
Can someone give me a frickin download link?
Alex jones is forever v approved discussion
troony jannies absolutely malding
You lost btw.
the epitome of Mad.
>one autist is so assblasted he's constantly baiting posts
Will lefty/misc/ make it any less obvious
Why do /misc/tards worship this guy?
He... He looks like me..
He's built like me... I... thank you
#RepresentationMatters
they don't
jones is a zionist and troony lover
>troony lover
so a true /misc/ock
you lost btw
qrd
He's a schizophrenic nutjob with a hilarious victim complex so of course they relate to him and worship him
/misc/ doesn't "worship" him and there's a good few who call him an Israel shill (looking at him these days I don't think that's the case). He's a funny guy, lots of funny memes have come out of him, and he's brought a lot more attention to a lot of things than most people with his operation and a lot respect him for that.
Of course you don't actually care to know the truth of the matter and your post is purely rhetorical and disingenuous.
Forgot file.
i am waiting for ff7 - the quest of jones instead
Is it on Steam?
No, but you can unironically beat it in less than an hour. Not even worth $20 given how little content there is. I like Alex Jones but goddamn, there's not even a leaderboard or anything. Too little shit for the asking price.
Too busy playing Robo Cop, I'm going to pirate the game and casually play it on my Steam Deck once the 1tb SSD I order arrives.
It should be a Trump game he's the leader of the free world