At one point they were basically elves, but now they're just a subset of human. They end result of millennia of interbreeding between a group of (sometimes-sky) elves and (sometimes-land) humans, and in the resulting mutt species the ones with pointier ears can sometimes do magic.
Like Neanderthal genes in Humans or Mer Blood in Elder Scrolls Bretons.
It's neither of these things. They're just humans with pointy ears which aren't even a genetic trait you can breed into somebody, they get those from interactions with their deities and literally anybody can get them, even the Gerudo.
At one point they were basically elves, but now they're just a subset of human. They end result of millennia of interbreeding between a group of (sometimes-sky) elves and (sometimes-land) humans, and in the resulting mutt species the ones with pointier ears can sometimes do magic.
Like Neanderthal genes in Humans or Mer Blood in Elder Scrolls Bretons.
all it takes is to have one link be a zora and bam, the entire royal bloodline is fish for the next games. Unfortunately for the fish girls, Link does not work on bloodline but protag power so he'll always be hylian. Fortunately for the fish girls all links are hylian.
TOTAL ELF DEATH. Kill elfs. Behead elfs. Roundhouse kick an elf into the concrete. Crucify filthy elfs. Defecate in an elf food. Launch elfs into the sun. Stir fry elfs in a wok. Toss elfs into active volcanoes. Judo throw elfs into a wood chipper. Twist elfs heads off. Karate chop elfs in half.
Elves are for: >holding hands >making babies >wives >consensual sex only >having elf babies with >dating >love >kissing >hugging >spooning >snuggling >smiles >waifus >massaging behind the ears >keeping secrets >best friends >friends >neighbors >petting >nibbling ears >positive comments >role models >fitness >a standard human women will never reach >starting a family with >proposing to >marriage >pregnant belly rubs >romance >honeymoons >introducing to your parents >stable relationships >not rape >comforting >worshiping elven gods with >dreams >happiness >not purging >not hating >not drugging >having their culture preserved and practiced >choosing wedding rings with >long romantic walks in the forest with >kicking pervy humans off their lands >treating with romantic dinners >taking nice relaxing hot springs baths with >talking their beautiful language >post-sex bedtalk and snuggling >top of the line educations >extended tropical vacations >killing lesser races with >montages of romantic activities in picturesque cities with a tacky soundtrack
theyre trans
They're horses
I wish to have sex with horse Zelda!
Are you the guy that cuts off the tails of horses you fricked?
Elves are humans with pointy ears.
Hylians are humans with pointy ears.
Hylians are elves
>Elves are humans with pointy ears.
That is Norse Elves. The Dead are reincarnated as Elves.
It's neither of these things. They're just humans with pointy ears which aren't even a genetic trait you can breed into somebody, they get those from interactions with their deities and literally anybody can get them, even the Gerudo.
No. There used to be a distinction between them and humans but it got dropped so Hylians are just humans + pointy ear.
yes
At one point they were basically elves, but now they're just a subset of human. They end result of millennia of interbreeding between a group of (sometimes-sky) elves and (sometimes-land) humans, and in the resulting mutt species the ones with pointier ears can sometimes do magic.
Like Neanderthal genes in Humans or Mer Blood in Elder Scrolls Bretons.
No, they're not.
left 'imming my arse
right 'ucking my ween
I remember reading that they are expressly not elves. Their ears are pointed because they are trying to hear the goddess.
Looks eleven enough to me
>Whiterun
That’s the joke.
It's not a joke if it doesn't land
Its still a joke even if you miss it
I caught it. Maybe your autistic?
Yeah maybe
Then settle down and stop acting cool. Autists don't get to decide how everyone else should post.
You don't really know where the frick you are, do you?
MY autistic?
Yes, caring about grammar on the inter is very autistic, Just be cool for once.
>on the inter
I don't think ESLs are very cool.
ZAMN
ZELDA'S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDMOTHER GOT IT GOIN ON.
The Kokiri are the closest to typical fantasy elves.
>pointy ears
>eternal youth
>live in a secluded forest village
I'd say zora also qualify, zora domain in botw looks like pretty stereotypical elvish architecture
hylians are just humans
IMPA!
How does Impa reincarnate across games? She's not a triforce wielder or blessed by the gods.
They are slaves
Elves (Whites) are protagonists of History.
>posts the bawdtiest link costume
I guess you can't enslave the willing
You are neither white nor an elf nor are Hylians elves for that matter.
The games refer to them as humans as well a few times
zora supremacy
all it takes is to have one link be a zora and bam, the entire royal bloodline is fish for the next games. Unfortunately for the fish girls, Link does not work on bloodline but protag power so he'll always be hylian. Fortunately for the fish girls all links are hylian.
TOTAL ELF DEATH. Kill elfs. Behead elfs. Roundhouse kick an elf into the concrete. Crucify filthy elfs. Defecate in an elf food. Launch elfs into the sun. Stir fry elfs in a wok. Toss elfs into active volcanoes. Judo throw elfs into a wood chipper. Twist elfs heads off. Karate chop elfs in half.
Hylians aren't elves.
You're in a Hylian thread sir. They're not even elves in the Breton sense.
Elves are for:
>holding hands
>making babies
>wives
>consensual sex only
>having elf babies with
>dating
>love
>kissing
>hugging
>spooning
>snuggling
>smiles
>waifus
>massaging behind the ears
>keeping secrets
>best friends
>friends
>neighbors
>petting
>nibbling ears
>positive comments
>role models
>fitness
>a standard human women will never reach
>starting a family with
>proposing to
>marriage
>pregnant belly rubs
>romance
>honeymoons
>introducing to your parents
>stable relationships
>not rape
>comforting
>worshiping elven gods with
>dreams
>happiness
>not purging
>not hating
>not drugging
>having their culture preserved and practiced
>choosing wedding rings with
>long romantic walks in the forest with
>kicking pervy humans off their lands
>treating with romantic dinners
>taking nice relaxing hot springs baths with
>talking their beautiful language
>post-sex bedtalk and snuggling
>top of the line educations
>extended tropical vacations
>killing lesser races with
>montages of romantic activities in picturesque cities with a tacky soundtrack
no
They Black folk now.