No. Those child traffickers in New Vegas are 100% petty enough to keep me out. I'm sure those cops from Saint Denis that were compelled to shoot my horse will be upset too.
I eat one, my father, my mother and my sister eat another. Then it's a different day and we have different stakes. They all come from the same cow? That's so hard to believe.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Those cows weren't murdered just to extract one steak from each. What weird logic.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Yes but what about other people? They can't feed everyone that visits the supermarket with just a single cow. 🙁
Somebody else would pay then.
Does me eating one steak count as 1/16 of a murder or is it like every person indirectly involved in the killing of an animal a full fledged murderer?
How can I even be aware of how many murders I have been indirectly involved in?
Wouldn't that make everyone a murderer?
Do insects count, do I have to be forgiven by every mosquito I killed?
At what point does a living creature become qualified for this whole you have to be forgiven thing?
Do I have to be forgiven by every bacteria I killed every time I washed my hands?
>Get to pet a bunch of cows and pigs on my way to heaven
Sounds pretty nice to me. And they can't snap at me either, or else they'll be locked out of heaven and burn in hell.
Genuinely speaking, the fact that we have to kill others to live should be proof enough that god does not exist. Only a psychopath would program it that way.
A world with no death is a stagnant world with nothing worthwhile in it. Do you honestly think humanity would be where it is now if we had no need for survival?
>program infinite dopamine release loop for humanity >remove threat of starvation or old age >all people do is sit around fried >nothing gets created or improved >permanent stagnation, forever
nice world, anon
>just survive off the fruit that falls from the trees
Even mushrooms are some living thing, same with fruit that you peel off the tree. Literally the only way to not kill absolutely anything is to grab fruit as fast as it drops from a tree, before it rots completely.
>ego sum vitis vos palmites qui manet in me et ego in eo hic fert fructum multum quia sine me nihil potestis facere >et sicut Moses exaltavit serpentem in deserto ita exaltari oportet Filium hominis >dixit ergo eis Iesus amen amen dico vobis nisi manducaveritis carnem Filii hominis et biberitis eius sanguinem non habetis vitam in vobis
AI is still code. Code doesn't have emotions or feelings. This ain't the artifical intelligence movie.
That's pure fiction. You can't make an alexa cry in pain form your mean comments.
The brain is so cmplex that nobody has solved the mystery around it yet. In comparison, out AI code currently is simply based on predetermined paths that the code takes to do the thing you tell it to. People have complex thoughts, feelings, emotions, they take actions based on situations, AI just does what it is told to do.
>AI just does what it is told to do.
So do you. People with catastrophic short term memory loss will react EXACTLY the same to the same inputs, down to the specific inflections in their voice. We're nothing but extremely complex meat computers.
That said, the current "AI" meme is not AI and not even a primitive version of something that could become a complex intelligence.
>video games included
Comic is already outdated as zoomers cannot differentiate reality from fiction as they are begging big daddy gubbermint to rape their boipussy by censoring AI, artist renderings, and plain ass fricking drawings, to protect fiction (reality, as will come to be known once boomers, gen x, and millenials die) Zoomer c**ts were celebrating Mastercard's decision to frick artists. Frick zooms fr fr no cap. They are Black folk.
Vegans are ok with killing plants because they don’t have sad faces you can put on peta ads. Meanwhile plants feel plenty of pain. You know the smell of fresh cut grass? It’s actually the plants sending pheromones to warn other plants they’re in danger but since they are rooted they are helpless to their own demise
Vegans are ok with killing plants because they don’t have sad faces you can put on peta ads. Meanwhile plants feel plenty of pain. You know the smell of fresh cut grass? It’s actually the plants sending pheromones to warn other plants they’re in danger but since they are rooted they are helpless to their own demise
>turns out everything has a soul, so... >oh...so should I go vegetarian then? >no, EVERYTHING has a soul. Even...spinach! You can't win....
Because people don’t like to think about the fact that an eternal afterlife would mean you could complete every finite task possible and still have an eternity of time left. Makes you wonder what god was doing for the infinite amount of time before he made the universe?
>be yurotard >obsess over americans >eat the traditional human feces out of the traditional 8 thousand year old traditional toilet (it is tradition after all) >down it with piss beer and get stabbed to death by a gypsie(it is tradition after all)
Not even pills. Your own defenses kill bacteria and cells all the time just for existing. The bible clearly says you won't kill but humans, not animals or else.
>It is funny if I can do the opposite of what anonymous says
Keep breathing
Get a gf
Have a wonderful life
Drink water and keep hydrated
Don't kill people and don't bomb some big event or school
>bible: men should wear men clothes and women should wear women clothes >redditor: "SEE WOMEN CAN'T WEAR PANTS BECAUSE THEY... THEY JUST CANT OKAY"
still waiting for the incest promotion verse
3 months ago
Anonymous
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%2019&version=KJV
35
God doesn't punish neither of them for it.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>link doesn't even work
bravo
3 months ago
Anonymous
>baiting this much
It works. You have to simply look down for the 35 part. have one last (You).
3 months ago
Anonymous
the link doesn't work because (you) can't internet too good
you included the 35 into the link genius
provided you actually read the entire book of genesis, you'd know that lot is not a good man
abraham just up and leaves him in genesis 13 because lot had a lust for power and money that would come back and bit him in the end
lot was only saved in genesis 19 because of grace alone, not because lot and his family were good people
also maybe google better because the bible explicitly condemns incest
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus+18&version=KJV
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Implying adam and eve had more people to frick
The bible doesn't explain how they created more humans without being obviously incest. Or are you going to pretend your headcanons count? it is not explained at any point how did the human race had kids after adam and eve kids. They conveniently skip that part.
Besides, if God has so much trouble creating just adam and eve, how would he make a dozen more so they don't have incest?
3 months ago
Anonymous
>taking the adam and eve story as literal
church fathers never took the adam and eve story as 100% historical fact.
3 months ago
Anonymous
rofl
whatever you say christcuck.
Also priests don't take the apocalypse too literal either for convenience.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>whatever you say christcuck.
it isn't my fault you haven't read or done research on augustine's commentaries on genesis. >priests don't take the apocalypse too literal either for convenience
apocalypsis is a vision filled with symbolism and allegory.
seriously, how can you take it literal?
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Whoever that ads words to this book, God will add him the punishments described in here >christcucks still add commentaries >it is ok when we do it, you take everything too literal!
3 months ago
Anonymous
>dodges both points >equivalates commentary to changing the words of the bible
bravo
3 months ago
Anonymous
Cool cope
If you can simply say "it is literal when we say it is, and it isn't when we say it isn't" then get fricked.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>it is literal when we say it is, and it isn't when we say it isn't
it's called biblical criticism
for example, noah's arc probably did not exist and/or was based on a common event in the area. there are heavy parallels between the story of noah and his arch and the epic of gilgamesh, which makes sense considering the close proximity and somewhat common heritage between the peoples in the middle east.
another example would be to compare and contrast historical events with events of the bible.
we can draw these conclusions through more than just saying so, but I'm guessing you didn't know that.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Nice try rabbi. If you know biblical verses so well why don't you tell us what Jesus said about the pharisees who were manipulating the Word of God to their own ends?
3 months ago
Anonymous
You mean like local priests do?
The priest locally here, manipulates people into doing what he believes is right. Not what the bible says.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Then he's not legit. Very few are but some are WAY less then others. And your just as bad as the lying priests.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I am not telling anyone to follow a religion with so many plotholes. You are.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>whole thread revolves around a hypothetical regarding a comic and a bible >people are discussing the validity of the hypothetical - no one is demanding anyone to convert to anything >here comes you in your r/atheism glory saying obviously untrue statements like the bible forbidding women from wearing jeans >you get called out on your moronation >you retreat and play the victim
3 months ago
Anonymous
Isn't that what the religious cucks do everytime one of their prophecies doesn't become true? it is ok when you do it, but not when others point out and laugh at you? anyway, it is the same as always. You always run in circles pretending your religion is "the one and only". The muslims say that, the israelites say that. You all belong in whatever void there is, along with your religious texts. But everybody knows there is nothing after this life and religion is a cope.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Isn't that what the religious cucks do everytime one of their prophecies doesn't become true?
if religion is just prophecy to you, it just proves that you haven't engaged with religion past what you've read in 2010. >You always run in circles pretending your religion is "the one and only". The muslims say that, the israelites say that.
is anyone going to inform him that christians, muslims, and israelites are all part of the overarching abrahamic religion? >everybody knows there is nothing after this life and religion is a cope
a statement only an r/atheism intellectual can come up with, everyone
3 months ago
Anonymous
>I can't prove anything, and I change the concepts and the words of the bible to my convenience >Shut up stupid r/atheism, stop challenging and just obey
3 months ago
Anonymous
>i give an example of church fathers taking genesis 1 allegorically >you accused me + priests + everyone else of picking and choosing what to believe >in response, i give examples of biblical criticism and how people can determine allegorical and literal events >you didn't even respond to this point >you continue shitting up this thread with talking points out of 2010 r/atheism >i rebuke your statements, especially regarding your point about israelites and muslims >poke fun at you stating without irony that EVERYONE knows that there is nothing after this life >you finally fall back to repeating the same tired points that i tried to address alla the biblical criticism post that you conveniently ignored
3 months ago
Anonymous
Then show evidence that Jesus turned water into wine
Or that He resuscitated
It is that simple, my dear cucked religious gay
You don't have any of these but chose to believe anyway because you fear death like everybody else
If there is no heaven or even hell, your precious textbooks were just a waste of time
That's all there is to it
3 months ago
Anonymous
The New Testament was written during the peak of the Roman Empire, which was a time of literacy. The proto-gospels of Mark, Luke, and Matthew share information between them, but all have their difference due to being written by independent authors at the same (relative) time. This is why Q is present in Luke and Matthew, but not in Mark. Since the writers were acting independently, that disproves the argument that the Bible was written as part of a conspiracy.
All Old Testament references were made with the Septuagint, which follows logically considering the israelites of the Roman Empire were largely Hellenized, and the authors of the New Testament had close knowledge of the daily workings of Roman society, suggesting that the authors did live during the time of Jesus. Combined with 3rd party secular references to Jesus from other major figures during the same period, it is safe to say that the New Testament is fairly accurate regarding the time period it is trying to represent. In sum, it is hard to disprove the historical authenticity of the New Testament or the existence of Jesus.
Regarding the divinity of Jesus, no one can secularly prove this as any document that proclaims the divinity of Jesus is no longer secular in the eyes of those who do not believe, making it a fool's errand. Luckily, faith in God stems more so from the Hellenistic background of the israelites and consequently the Church Fathers. Most religions with Hellenistic backgrounds prove the existence of God not through religious texts, but rather through the Philosophers, of those being Plato and Aristotle and their works, especially Aristotle and his concept of the Aristotelian god.
Instead of holding onto the half-baked philosophy of the 2010s, you should read more.
3 months ago
Anonymous
The New Testament was written during the peak of the Roman Empire, which was a time of literacy. The proto-gospels of Mark, Luke, and Matthew share information between them, but all have their difference due to being written by independent authors at the same (relative) time. This is why Q is present in Luke and Matthew, but not in Mark. Since the writers were acting independently, that disproves the argument that the Bible was written as part of a conspiracy.
All Old Testament references were made with the Septuagint, which follows logically considering the israelites of the Roman Empire were largely Hellenized, and the authors of the New Testament had close knowledge of the daily workings of Roman society, suggesting that the authors did live during the time of Jesus. Combined with 3rd party secular references to Jesus from other major figures during the same period, it is safe to say that the New Testament is fairly accurate regarding the time period it is trying to represent. In sum, it is hard to disprove the historical authenticity of the New Testament or the existence of Jesus.
Regarding the divinity of Jesus, no one can secularly prove this as any document that proclaims the divinity of Jesus is no longer secular in the eyes of those who do not believe, making it a fool's errand. Luckily, faith in God stems more so from the Hellenistic background of the israelites and consequently the Church Fathers. Most religions with Hellenistic backgrounds prove the existence of God not through religious texts, but rather through the Philosophers, of those being Plato and Aristotle and their works, especially Aristotle and his concept of the Aristotelian god.
Instead of holding onto the half-baked philosophy of the 2010s, you should read more.
>You don't have any of these but chose to believe anyway because you fear death like everybody else
I think very few people are religious out of fear, but I think many are out of love. >If there is no heaven or even hell, your precious textbooks were just a waste of time
There is value in the Bible even if there is no God, especially the books of wisdom like Ecclesiastes and Proverbs.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>There is value in the Bible even if there is no God
Based and Wisdom pilled
3 months ago
Anonymous
>I think very few people are religious out of fear, but I think many are out of love.
kind of hurts the wisdom argument
3 months ago
Anonymous
>kind of hurts the wisdom argument
How? Is it unwise to love?
3 months ago
Anonymous
No, and thats not what i meant, its unwise to believe the quoted statement
3 months ago
Anonymous
Are that makes sense. I guess they just meet happier religious people when talking about videogames then. >location location location
3 months ago
Anonymous
To clarify, those who are religious out of fear aren't religious forever. They are typically those who are born into families with a surface-level understanding of the religion they follow. These are the families who "correct" kids over the littlest of things, not because it glorifies God, but rather because it glorifies the adults doing the "correction." As soon as these kids have a mote of independence, they stop being religious because their only exposure to religion was that of a place dripping with fear.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>all part of the overarching abrahamic religion?
There is no overarching abrahamic religion, abrahamic is a descriptive category used after the fact because of they share some similar aspects. Like how Snoys and Tendies are both consolegays even though they hate eachother and their games aren't compatible.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I think the people saying "we have to use the bible as a literal rule book for society except for the parts that I find inconvenient" are manipulating the word more than the people saying "maybe we shouldn't use the bible as guide book for society at all"
3 months ago
Anonymous
I mean I want to do the Old Testament stuff involving israelites and witches but we kind of are having a hard time with it. But when we have you on the chopping block schlomo I'll remember this.
>whole thread revolves around a hypothetical regarding a comic and a bible >people are discussing the validity of the hypothetical - no one is demanding anyone to convert to anything >here comes you in your r/atheism glory saying obviously untrue statements like the bible forbidding women from wearing jeans >you get called out on your moronation >you retreat and play the victim
Basically this. Are we being raided?
3 months ago
Anonymous
>"maybe we shouldn't use the bible as guide book for society at all"
Good luck with Jacobin France, Maoist China, and Kampuchea m8
3 months ago
Anonymous
Rome didn't fall until after it converted to Christianity. I know a corrupting failure of an ideology when I see one.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Rome would have fell apart sooner if it wasn't for Constantine introducing the Solidus because other emperors couldn't resist debasing the Denarius.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Christianity wouldn't have saved Maoist China because Mao was a moron
3 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah you forgot this important quote from The Book of American Evangelical Jesus:
>Oh by the way, everything in this book is 100% literal unless you don't like it. Then it's an extremely complicated metaphor that conveniently means you get to do the exact thing you wanted to do. Even it's the complete opposite of what I said.
3 months ago
Anonymous
ok the hell does this have to do with blue jeans?
3 months ago
Anonymous
>god tried to save us from trannies
Hmmm guess why its called the good book
3 months ago
Anonymous
Where's the part where god defines which style of clothes are for which gender? Oh right, it isn't defined so for all you know, jeans are female attire.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I don't know, but the christcucks will say you are le moronic and le r/atheism for pointing plotholes in the bible
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Deuteronomy
Many Old Testament laws are overturned/outdated in the New Testament. So these only really apply to israelites.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Cite me the bible passage that says you don't have to follow old testament laws anymore.
3 months ago
Anonymous
The Pope
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Literally from Jesus himself, you filthy fricking israelite.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Cite the passage.
>Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
is pretty clearly saying that you still need to follow the old laws.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>what is the New Covenant
There's no "passage" for it, it's an entire book.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Wow, you must have a really hard time reading books if you think adding a new chapter means the old chapters suddenly stop existing.
3 months ago
Anonymous
And you have a childish understanding of Christianity. There's plenty of denominations that ignore entire books of the Bible or consider others part of the canon, like the Eastern Orthodoxy.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>every jot and tittle
3 months ago
Anonymous
>pretty clearly saying that you still need to follow the old laws.
That's not what it is saying. Look up an article on moral law vs ceremonial law.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Mark 7 is basically a jesus rant about how much israelites suck and how the old law is bullshit. And all the israelites did was ask him to wash his hands. lol.
Not even pills. Your own defenses kill bacteria and cells all the time just for existing. The bible clearly says you won't kill but humans, not animals or else.
More of a mistranslation or whatnot; the hebrew language has like 18-26 words for "killing", the proper translation would be like "Thou shalt not murder", so no unjustified killing. You're not damned for killing in self defense/war/whatever.
Should be pretty simple, really. I have no ill will or hard feelings towards any of the living things I've had to consume to continue existing. Especially when all herbivores are just opportunistic carnivores who'll happily eat meat if they don't have to kill to get it.
do morons genuinely struggle with understanding that video games aren't real? Do they call the police when watching a movie where someone gets killed too?
Why don't we make crocodile farms and feed them dead humans or criminals to keep a perpetual meat production going? We eat their meat, they eat ours. It's a never ending circle of recycled meat. Sustainable in the long run.
Crocodiles don’t breed fast enough or have as many consumable body parts for it to be worth it on a giant scale.
But speaking of australian animals, we could be eating kangaroos but no one wants to farm and butcher them
They do. But they have to carry them in their massive deadly mouths, so they likely die in the process. Also predators eat a frickton of the newborn crocs as well.
If God didn't want us to kill animals to eat their meat, then why didn't he make us able to live on plants alone? >b-but vegan diets
Only made possible by modern day industrial food production. You can't acquire enough Vitamin B12 from natural plant-based sources, and our digestive systems don't produce it from plant matter like those of pure herbivores do. Well, it is produced in the large intestine, but since it's absorbed by the small intestine you'd have to eat your own shit to get it.
Including every bacteria, virus, and microscopic organism you didn't even know you killed. Including every dream you ever had where you involuntarily killed anything. Including every passing thought you ever had in which you wished something or someone was dead.
But God gave us dominion over animals though
And Jesus says in some occasions its okay to eat what the israelites at the time considered 'unclean' and even God said so to one of the disciples in a dream he had before meeting a roman and his family
I've literally killed more microorganisms than there are stars in our galaxy by washing my hands several times a day, or we are going to define only birds and mammals as living things?
Your sperm dies no matter what. If you don't whack it out then you'll pee it out.
The only way to protect life is to impregnate billions of women every day.
>Be veteran of the Animal Wars >Animal Farm Animals turn Animals into sleeper agents and besiege human civilization >UN declares war on animals >Be Young Army Grunt at the time >Since world effort fight alongside other nations >Stationed alongside the "Cornucopia" 23rd Regiment >Called that because its just a mix of draftess from different nations, better them "Group of people barely trained last minute to go to the front lines" >Throughout this befriend Vietnamese man, barely spoke english but we get along swell >Was never considered a ladykiller and I hoped that this would improve my chances being a "war hero" in my small town >Literally he has the same thought process >We become good buddies in training, if you can call 3 weeks at the range training >We get sent to front line >Ambush >Millions of them...everywhere... >We know its the end >Friend gets gored by an elephant >Unload my rifle into its skull until it collapses >He's dying >Literally begging me to put him out of his misery >Do so >Anger. Pure raw anger. Get in jeep >In training we are given codes to various bases for comms >Call every single one I know nearby tell them to bomb position as I drive around in circles ever increasing in diameter to keep animals in check >Instincts keep them on the chase >Tell them to nuke me if they have to >everyone's dead >Millions >Word gets to Washington >No nuke but by God it was horrifying >See planes in distance by sheer luck >Dozens of them, bombers
Wait till the absolute last moment to drive away >Bomb hits the center mass and its pure luck I was facing away from the bright flash >Genuinely thought it was a nuke but it was napalm >Drive away as fast as I can running on survival instincts >So much napalm it creates a fricking twister of fire >Literally sucking in animals chasing me >I am flooring it and trying to keep away before I reach the point the hot air will burn my lungs and I die >Turn back briefly >Cannot describe the raw horror
1/2
>By the grace of our Lord manage to push my way out of the border of the suction and start making distance >Drive, drive, drive until gas runs out >Cannot move from my position of slamming the gas >Eventually scouts spot me and pull me out of there >I cannot remember any of this but was told I flipped out in horror and had to be detained physically >Am confided to military hospital for the rest of the war >Apparently my actions punched a massive hole in their numbers and we were able to Normandy our way in >Cowtras and CIA fireflies manage to assassinate leaders and help rebel animals topple leadership using my victory as propaganda for the civilians to realize that defeat was inevitable as well as moralize the sympathetic animals >Am considered the biggest war hero in the history of man >Am given a global citizenship and am basically in the history books >So many medals from so many places I have an entire room for them >Women, I am mean this literally, fight over me. Physically fight over me. >Eventually knock up some glory seeking broad >Kids worship me >I don't mind that but...none of it consoles me >My brother is dead >My nation treats me like a fine painting to show off to other nations >And I can't eat meat without having flashbacks to that day >Eventually wife dies >Kids have their own lives >Alone in private nursing home >Feel guilty, because war hero I get special treatment SOLELY because whoever is senator/governor/president would be shamed by opposition if I was given anything less then lap of luxury by the state >I know others aren't as lucky >All I can do is sit and think >Think about good times less often >Think about what could have been >Think about before all of this >Think about a lot of things >Think about when my time comes
Feels bad man
The frick? In the old testmanent, God orders his people to eat meat. In the new testament, Jesus abolishes the diet restrictions (twice). This comic is literally heresy and it's making me unreasonably mad.
>Black & White >Dozens of Children I've tosses across the island like a skipping stone >Stardew Valley >My sacrificed children >Fallout 4 >Leacing Synth Shaun to die with the institute
I'm fricked
Religion including the bible are all metaphor and symbolism. That's just how human language was back then. From cave paintings to hieroglyphs, it wasn't until the Phoenicians that we actually invented an alphabet and really started losing our ability of imagery and holding a belief we know isn't physically true but represents feelings or thoughts.
Nah atheist, I just recently stopped being smug and prideful by thinking I know everything.
You people have a twisted view of what heaven actually is, in heaven you will only adore the lord for all eternity, nothing else, no waifus only the radiance of god filling your very soul.
You people have a twisted view of what heaven actually is, in heaven you will only adore the lord for all eternity, nothing else, no waifus only the radiance of god filling your very soul.
And how many millennia or millions o years we have to do at? because that doesn't sound very fun. Also the book mentions drinking water of life and other shit. If you are ding that you don't get to drink water of life.
existence sounds like you get fricked no matter if you go to heaven or hell then
3 months ago
Anonymous
The options are being blissful for all eternity adoring the lord while not standing too near him because his radiance can literally vaporize you, or suffer unfathomable never ending pain in hell for all eternity.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I doubt you are convinced enough to be comfortable with any of those, but feel free to pretend you are
3 months ago
Anonymous
Hellfire isn't in the bible. Catholics made that bit up to scare you.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I didn't even mention that to see what dumb shit they come up with. >no you are fedora!!! dumb dumb dumb
3 months ago
Anonymous
The bible is a silly book with a lot of inconsistencies and contradictions, they even removed entire parts of it like the Book of Enoch.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.
This is you
3 months ago
Anonymous
Yet those who fight against God when he comes back, will suffer only the "first death"
It seems to me that those few are privileged, since they won't even be thrown into hell >REEEEE STOP MAKING SHIT UP
Read your text, it never mentions what God does with them. The crows only eat their dead corpses, He doesn't even throw their souls to hell personally. They just die and "won't be revived like the rest" which seems pretty much a better deal than hell.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Heaven is paradise until you prove otherwise.
Until you prove it, you are a liar and you will go to hell. Probably is boiling semen like your idol. not the one boiling in shit just to be clear
3 months ago
Anonymous
Which idol? the bible mentions "idols of bronze silver and gold" but nobody has made any of those in modern times.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Cite you source that heaven is boring and I will cite my sources. Should be easy for you no?
3 months ago
Anonymous
You don't know how heaven is. The text is so fricking unclear and it describes a beautiful city where everybody will live in the very end, and you disregard that part. So what is it, the praying to god forever and being with him, or "there won't be a sun and moon, and god will be with them, and no temple will be in there because god is all they need" or whatever it says.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>So what is it, the praying to god forever and being with him
I need citation for this you dirty pharisee
3 months ago
Anonymous
It is from the apocalypse, after all ends
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation%2022&version=KJV
3 months ago
Anonymous
Thanks for the chapter, but I didn't see where it said heaven would only consist of worship and thus be boring.
3 months ago
Anonymous
That's what this guy here says
You people have a twisted view of what heaven actually is, in heaven you will only adore the lord for all eternity, nothing else, no waifus only the radiance of god filling your very soul.
I don't know his source
3 months ago
Anonymous
>I don't know his source
Thanks for the effort.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I am not the one defending the book.
3 months ago
Anonymous
My point was, you don't need to bother trying to help of you don't even know what the argument is. You are either a Black person bot or esl.
Frick I wish we had the ip counter back.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I am glad it was removed so you can get fricked
3 months ago
Anonymous
>I am glad it was removed so you can get fricked
Says the homosexual with shit taste in video games. Go and play tic tac toe, videogames are too complicated for you.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Nobody is talking about videogames in this thread. This is a shitty offtopic thread that should be banned and deleted. Who the hell cares, moron.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I understand you are mad at your own moronation, but you can simply walk away and stop being mad.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>I know I will never be a woman.
3 months ago
Anonymous
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3 months ago
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Great come back, did you learn it from Omegle talking to real humans?
And how many millennia or millions o years we have to do at? because that doesn't sound very fun. Also the book mentions drinking water of life and other shit. If you are ding that you don't get to drink water of life.
>Nothing impure will ever enter it, nor will anyone who does what is shameful or deceitful, but only those whose names are written in the Lamb’s book of life.
Probably not, but you don't have to be flawed forever anon. You can make a 3D QD3.14 your waifu .
You're reading the comic as if some Tumblr vegan artist made it. It's a PBF comic. It's surrealism, it's not trying to shove a message down your throat.
You all claim to be oldgays yet noone knows pbf.. fricking the state of this board
if the "you took this creatures life" is so broad that eating 1% of it makes you liable then you'd be unreasonably fricked
id be shit like >that one time you left the house 2 minutes late caused a full school bus to get in a fatal car accident 500 miles away so you must beg forgiven from all of them
>the carbon dioxide you expelled contributed to eventual death of the planet and human race so you must sit and be forgiven by all humans that come after you until you run out
the worst part is the unholy swarm of bugs. and shit what about all the microorganisms. and viruses. I'm killing those like all the time. even right now without even thinking about it.
don't worry, everybody goes to hell according to the book. the only privilege that the believers have is if god has them as his favorites and saves them because he feels like it. they are sinners just like everybody else.
>israelites desperately trying to convince people that the OT is just as important (or even more so) as the NT >ignoring all the parts in the OT which are about how moronic and sinful the israelites were so God literally abandons them and chooses new people in the NT
Every time, it's so pathetic lmao.
i dont get how people can look at the state of the world and NOT at least believe in a supreme being of some sort.. we know you cant create matter from nothing.. but it all had to start somehow.. that alone..
No. Those child traffickers in New Vegas are 100% petty enough to keep me out. I'm sure those cops from Saint Denis that were compelled to shoot my horse will be upset too.
damn this dude killed an elephant
He was in Vietnam killing animals instead of chinks.
I wonder how many of you morons I bullied into killing themselves over the 15 years I've wasted here, LOL
sounds more like your kill count is going to be 1 when you off yourself from being a failure at life
It's all good as long as I can take a few of you with me lmao.
lol!
0
You're not as important as you think you are.
Well you got me, so you can add 1 to the counter
If one of the posters here killed himself he was probably gonna do that anyways.
Imagine that. We ere 8 billion on this planet and each single one of us eat a cow a day.
That's ten trillion cows per week. Meat gays will try to justify this
I can't cope
>all animals you eat go to heaven
what's the downside in eating them?
The livestock animals make no sense unless he did shifts in every type of slaughterhouse.
You pretty much eat a cow a day unless your stakes com from the same damn cow. But no they aren't.
How many steaks do you eat a day, anon?
At least 1? Sometimes I eat chicken instead.
I think a cow can provide at least two and/or more steaks.
I eat one, my father, my mother and my sister eat another. Then it's a different day and we have different stakes. They all come from the same cow? That's so hard to believe.
Those cows weren't murdered just to extract one steak from each. What weird logic.
Yes but what about other people? They can't feed everyone that visits the supermarket with just a single cow. 🙁
If you're eating steaks you bought out of the store the you didn't kill the cow. This is moronic vegan food guilt trip bullshit.
They wouldn't kill the animal if you didn't pay them to do it.
no, they totally would just a bit slower
Somebody else would pay then.
Does me eating one steak count as 1/16 of a murder or is it like every person indirectly involved in the killing of an animal a full fledged murderer?
How can I even be aware of how many murders I have been indirectly involved in?
Wouldn't that make everyone a murderer?
Do insects count, do I have to be forgiven by every mosquito I killed?
At what point does a living creature become qualified for this whole you have to be forgiven thing?
Do I have to be forgiven by every bacteria I killed every time I washed my hands?
maybe he was a bomber that targeted farms or some shit. and for all the birds he probably got a job as a wind turbine installer after the war
>Get to pet a bunch of cows and pigs on my way to heaven
Sounds pretty nice to me. And they can't snap at me either, or else they'll be locked out of heaven and burn in hell.
Animals don't have souls, these comics are bait.
>Animals don't have souls
proof?
im schizophrenic so i dont need proof
hell, I might even sneak a bite or two on a little piggy for the road
What we do to pigs every day makes the israeli holocaust seem like a literal picnic.
Do bugs count? If an animal kills me do i get to send it to hell when it dies?
>Do bugs count?
Only beetles (G*d's favorite creature).
>muh animals
Not in line with christian theology of any kind but hey.
Neither do Chinese people, but he still included one in that image.
>musous and EDF
it's over for me
>Why must vegans ruin every comic they touch?
ftfy
>grandpa only had one kill in 'nam
lol what a wimp
That's the wrong kind of asiatic, idiot
shhhh no one tell him that jesus ate meat
I don't care. If God exists and tries to shame me for eating meat, he can explain why he gave me incisors and a dependence on protein.
He was testing you doofus
I think it was allowed after the noah floods.
https://aish.com/meat-after-the-flood/
Source: Reading the BIble.
>It changed for convenience
how surprising
It was more god originally intended for people to enjoy and admire animals and eat the fruits of the land sort of thing.
Genuinely speaking, the fact that we have to kill others to live should be proof enough that god does not exist. Only a psychopath would program it that way.
A world with no death is a stagnant world with nothing worthwhile in it. Do you honestly think humanity would be where it is now if we had no need for survival?
>le suffering is the only way
literally just have to program an infinite for-loop for dopamine release. It's really that easy.
>program infinite dopamine release loop for humanity
>remove threat of starvation or old age
>all people do is sit around fried
>nothing gets created or improved
>permanent stagnation, forever
nice world, anon
>walk around in perpetual bliss is le Bad
wtf, i thought you christians died for this end-game
It is not based if you it here on earth, only becomes based if you do it in heaven with god, you philistine
Heaven is more peace than bliss. It is to lose the mortal shackle.
>we have to kill others to live
you don't, though
>just survive off the fruit that falls from the trees
Even mushrooms are some living thing, same with fruit that you peel off the tree. Literally the only way to not kill absolutely anything is to grab fruit as fast as it drops from a tree, before it rots completely.
others implies some form of sapience, most animals, plants, etc are not sapient.
>ego sum vitis vos palmites qui manet in me et ego in eo hic fert fructum multum quia sine me nihil potestis facere
>et sicut Moses exaltavit serpentem in deserto ita exaltari oportet Filium hominis
>dixit ergo eis Iesus amen amen dico vobis nisi manducaveritis carnem Filii hominis et biberitis eius sanguinem non habetis vitam in vobis
天主愛了你們
>elephant
flying birds
>fox
>turtle
do non-vegans really?
flying birds
I think most of the dots are insects.
Us Americans regularly walk out into the streets of New York City and shoot pigeons. It is better for the environment than chicken or turkey.
>all those millions of bags of cheetos and bottles of 'dew I'm gonna have to hug in heaven
fug DDDDD:
You can't be "forgiven" by a cluster of pixels and code any more than you can be forgiven by a banana peel you threw away. They are inanimate things.
this, finally somebody that has logic. In this comic, you would simply go to hell or just pass to heaven instantly anyway.
It's going to happen when AI becomes real.
AI is still code. Code doesn't have emotions or feelings. This ain't the artifical intelligence movie.
That's pure fiction. You can't make an alexa cry in pain form your mean comments.
How is that different than us? We do that but with flesh, but flesh is also carbon like your computer. Both run on electric pulses.
The brain is so cmplex that nobody has solved the mystery around it yet. In comparison, out AI code currently is simply based on predetermined paths that the code takes to do the thing you tell it to. People have complex thoughts, feelings, emotions, they take actions based on situations, AI just does what it is told to do.
>AI just does what it is told to do.
So do you. People with catastrophic short term memory loss will react EXACTLY the same to the same inputs, down to the specific inflections in their voice. We're nothing but extremely complex meat computers.
That said, the current "AI" meme is not AI and not even a primitive version of something that could become a complex intelligence.
>video games included
Comic is already outdated as zoomers cannot differentiate reality from fiction as they are begging big daddy gubbermint to rape their boipussy by censoring AI, artist renderings, and plain ass fricking drawings, to protect fiction (reality, as will come to be known once boomers, gen x, and millenials die) Zoomer c**ts were celebrating Mastercard's decision to frick artists. Frick zooms fr fr no cap. They are Black folk.
Easily
>But you're also a Black person lmaaao
>*Pulls the lever to Hell*
>wait a second, I'm still handicapped? This is bullshit!
how would video characters get into heaven if they themselves have to be forgiven by every player they killed
Using your gaming skills, do you think you could kill them all second time?
>sv_cheats 1
>bot_kill
Ez
Demons from Doom definitely had it coming.
what about the plants you've eaten?
Plants are a israeli invention.
Vegans are ok with killing plants because they don’t have sad faces you can put on peta ads. Meanwhile plants feel plenty of pain. You know the smell of fresh cut grass? It’s actually the plants sending pheromones to warn other plants they’re in danger but since they are rooted they are helpless to their own demise
That doesn't mean they suffer it doe
>turns out everything has a soul, so...
>oh...so should I go vegetarian then?
>no, EVERYTHING has a soul. Even...spinach! You can't win....
potatoes yes since they have infinite souls
an apple no since it has finite souls
Fools, if I killed them once then I can kill them again and get that forgiveness by force, it is time for anon, to let it rip.
As usual frogeposters showing their true satanic colors
fricka mucka (it means frick your mother, it's a phrase I made up)
didn't ask
don't care
take your L
fricka mucka
>Take your L
FRICK OFF BACK TO X YOU Black person
I knew some moron would seethe about it.
Realistically why is this supposed to be a bad thing? If you’re dead you have all the time you want to do this
Because people don’t like to think about the fact that an eternal afterlife would mean you could complete every finite task possible and still have an eternity of time left. Makes you wonder what god was doing for the infinite amount of time before he made the universe?
This is the unfunniest shit I have seen in a long while.
wait until you look in the mirror
Even that is funnier than the cartoon
What are you saying, he isn't funny?
Just pull the level, I know I'm going to Hell.
>go to mcdolans
>buy borger
>cow killed
You mean rat. Rat meat.
Maybe in your shithole
Dumb amerilardshart
cry more eurosharty
>be yurotard
>obsess over americans
>eat the traditional human feces out of the traditional 8 thousand year old traditional toilet (it is tradition after all)
>down it with piss beer and get stabbed to death by a gypsie(it is tradition after all)
Makes you think, right? It only costs $1 to have an entire cow killed. Frick, that's actually heavy.
>take pills
>kill microbes
Not even pills. Your own defenses kill bacteria and cells all the time just for existing. The bible clearly says you won't kill but humans, not animals or else.
>you won't kill but humans
So I can kill humans. Thank you Jesus.
>It is funny if I can do the opposite of what anonymous says
Keep breathing
Get a gf
Have a wonderful life
Drink water and keep hydrated
Don't kill people and don't bomb some big event or school
>Gets destroyed by Pearl Harbor attack.
Hey.
Black cats is the best mission.
Bible world lives in the different verse, where are wars doesn't exist.
The bible also promotes incest and killing women that use jeans. Who the hell cares.
>The bible also promotes incest and killing women that use jeans
WTF I love the bible now?
>redditors who have never read the bible try not to make shit up about the bible, making it inadvertently sound cooler challenge (IMPOSSBILE)
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy%2022%3A5&version=KJV
kil yourself
>bible: men should wear men clothes and women should wear women clothes
>redditor: "SEE WOMEN CAN'T WEAR PANTS BECAUSE THEY... THEY JUST CANT OKAY"
still waiting for the incest promotion verse
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%2019&version=KJV
35
God doesn't punish neither of them for it.
>link doesn't even work
bravo
>baiting this much
It works. You have to simply look down for the 35 part. have one last (You).
the link doesn't work because (you) can't internet too good
you included the 35 into the link genius
provided you actually read the entire book of genesis, you'd know that lot is not a good man
abraham just up and leaves him in genesis 13 because lot had a lust for power and money that would come back and bit him in the end
lot was only saved in genesis 19 because of grace alone, not because lot and his family were good people
also maybe google better because the bible explicitly condemns incest
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus+18&version=KJV
>Implying adam and eve had more people to frick
The bible doesn't explain how they created more humans without being obviously incest. Or are you going to pretend your headcanons count? it is not explained at any point how did the human race had kids after adam and eve kids. They conveniently skip that part.
Besides, if God has so much trouble creating just adam and eve, how would he make a dozen more so they don't have incest?
>taking the adam and eve story as literal
church fathers never took the adam and eve story as 100% historical fact.
rofl
whatever you say christcuck.
Also priests don't take the apocalypse too literal either for convenience.
>whatever you say christcuck.
it isn't my fault you haven't read or done research on augustine's commentaries on genesis.
>priests don't take the apocalypse too literal either for convenience
apocalypsis is a vision filled with symbolism and allegory.
seriously, how can you take it literal?
>Whoever that ads words to this book, God will add him the punishments described in here
>christcucks still add commentaries
>it is ok when we do it, you take everything too literal!
>dodges both points
>equivalates commentary to changing the words of the bible
bravo
Cool cope
If you can simply say "it is literal when we say it is, and it isn't when we say it isn't" then get fricked.
>it is literal when we say it is, and it isn't when we say it isn't
it's called biblical criticism
for example, noah's arc probably did not exist and/or was based on a common event in the area. there are heavy parallels between the story of noah and his arch and the epic of gilgamesh, which makes sense considering the close proximity and somewhat common heritage between the peoples in the middle east.
another example would be to compare and contrast historical events with events of the bible.
we can draw these conclusions through more than just saying so, but I'm guessing you didn't know that.
Nice try rabbi. If you know biblical verses so well why don't you tell us what Jesus said about the pharisees who were manipulating the Word of God to their own ends?
You mean like local priests do?
The priest locally here, manipulates people into doing what he believes is right. Not what the bible says.
Then he's not legit. Very few are but some are WAY less then others. And your just as bad as the lying priests.
I am not telling anyone to follow a religion with so many plotholes. You are.
>whole thread revolves around a hypothetical regarding a comic and a bible
>people are discussing the validity of the hypothetical - no one is demanding anyone to convert to anything
>here comes you in your r/atheism glory saying obviously untrue statements like the bible forbidding women from wearing jeans
>you get called out on your moronation
>you retreat and play the victim
Isn't that what the religious cucks do everytime one of their prophecies doesn't become true? it is ok when you do it, but not when others point out and laugh at you? anyway, it is the same as always. You always run in circles pretending your religion is "the one and only". The muslims say that, the israelites say that. You all belong in whatever void there is, along with your religious texts. But everybody knows there is nothing after this life and religion is a cope.
>Isn't that what the religious cucks do everytime one of their prophecies doesn't become true?
if religion is just prophecy to you, it just proves that you haven't engaged with religion past what you've read in 2010.
>You always run in circles pretending your religion is "the one and only". The muslims say that, the israelites say that.
is anyone going to inform him that christians, muslims, and israelites are all part of the overarching abrahamic religion?
>everybody knows there is nothing after this life and religion is a cope
a statement only an r/atheism intellectual can come up with, everyone
>I can't prove anything, and I change the concepts and the words of the bible to my convenience
>Shut up stupid r/atheism, stop challenging and just obey
>i give an example of church fathers taking genesis 1 allegorically
>you accused me + priests + everyone else of picking and choosing what to believe
>in response, i give examples of biblical criticism and how people can determine allegorical and literal events
>you didn't even respond to this point
>you continue shitting up this thread with talking points out of 2010 r/atheism
>i rebuke your statements, especially regarding your point about israelites and muslims
>poke fun at you stating without irony that EVERYONE knows that there is nothing after this life
>you finally fall back to repeating the same tired points that i tried to address alla the biblical criticism post that you conveniently ignored
Then show evidence that Jesus turned water into wine
Or that He resuscitated
It is that simple, my dear cucked religious gay
You don't have any of these but chose to believe anyway because you fear death like everybody else
If there is no heaven or even hell, your precious textbooks were just a waste of time
That's all there is to it
The New Testament was written during the peak of the Roman Empire, which was a time of literacy. The proto-gospels of Mark, Luke, and Matthew share information between them, but all have their difference due to being written by independent authors at the same (relative) time. This is why Q is present in Luke and Matthew, but not in Mark. Since the writers were acting independently, that disproves the argument that the Bible was written as part of a conspiracy.
All Old Testament references were made with the Septuagint, which follows logically considering the israelites of the Roman Empire were largely Hellenized, and the authors of the New Testament had close knowledge of the daily workings of Roman society, suggesting that the authors did live during the time of Jesus. Combined with 3rd party secular references to Jesus from other major figures during the same period, it is safe to say that the New Testament is fairly accurate regarding the time period it is trying to represent. In sum, it is hard to disprove the historical authenticity of the New Testament or the existence of Jesus.
Regarding the divinity of Jesus, no one can secularly prove this as any document that proclaims the divinity of Jesus is no longer secular in the eyes of those who do not believe, making it a fool's errand. Luckily, faith in God stems more so from the Hellenistic background of the israelites and consequently the Church Fathers. Most religions with Hellenistic backgrounds prove the existence of God not through religious texts, but rather through the Philosophers, of those being Plato and Aristotle and their works, especially Aristotle and his concept of the Aristotelian god.
Instead of holding onto the half-baked philosophy of the 2010s, you should read more.
>You don't have any of these but chose to believe anyway because you fear death like everybody else
I think very few people are religious out of fear, but I think many are out of love.
>If there is no heaven or even hell, your precious textbooks were just a waste of time
There is value in the Bible even if there is no God, especially the books of wisdom like Ecclesiastes and Proverbs.
>There is value in the Bible even if there is no God
Based and Wisdom pilled
>I think very few people are religious out of fear, but I think many are out of love.
kind of hurts the wisdom argument
>kind of hurts the wisdom argument
How? Is it unwise to love?
No, and thats not what i meant, its unwise to believe the quoted statement
Are that makes sense. I guess they just meet happier religious people when talking about videogames then.
>location location location
To clarify, those who are religious out of fear aren't religious forever. They are typically those who are born into families with a surface-level understanding of the religion they follow. These are the families who "correct" kids over the littlest of things, not because it glorifies God, but rather because it glorifies the adults doing the "correction." As soon as these kids have a mote of independence, they stop being religious because their only exposure to religion was that of a place dripping with fear.
>all part of the overarching abrahamic religion?
There is no overarching abrahamic religion, abrahamic is a descriptive category used after the fact because of they share some similar aspects. Like how Snoys and Tendies are both consolegays even though they hate eachother and their games aren't compatible.
I think the people saying "we have to use the bible as a literal rule book for society except for the parts that I find inconvenient" are manipulating the word more than the people saying "maybe we shouldn't use the bible as guide book for society at all"
I mean I want to do the Old Testament stuff involving israelites and witches but we kind of are having a hard time with it. But when we have you on the chopping block schlomo I'll remember this.
Basically this. Are we being raided?
>"maybe we shouldn't use the bible as guide book for society at all"
Good luck with Jacobin France, Maoist China, and Kampuchea m8
Rome didn't fall until after it converted to Christianity. I know a corrupting failure of an ideology when I see one.
Rome would have fell apart sooner if it wasn't for Constantine introducing the Solidus because other emperors couldn't resist debasing the Denarius.
Christianity wouldn't have saved Maoist China because Mao was a moron
Yeah you forgot this important quote from The Book of American Evangelical Jesus:
>Oh by the way, everything in this book is 100% literal unless you don't like it. Then it's an extremely complicated metaphor that conveniently means you get to do the exact thing you wanted to do. Even it's the complete opposite of what I said.
ok the hell does this have to do with blue jeans?
>god tried to save us from trannies
Hmmm guess why its called the good book
Where's the part where god defines which style of clothes are for which gender? Oh right, it isn't defined so for all you know, jeans are female attire.
I don't know, but the christcucks will say you are le moronic and le r/atheism for pointing plotholes in the bible
>Deuteronomy
Many Old Testament laws are overturned/outdated in the New Testament. So these only really apply to israelites.
Cite me the bible passage that says you don't have to follow old testament laws anymore.
The Pope
>Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
Literally from Jesus himself, you filthy fricking israelite.
Cite the passage.
is pretty clearly saying that you still need to follow the old laws.
>what is the New Covenant
There's no "passage" for it, it's an entire book.
Wow, you must have a really hard time reading books if you think adding a new chapter means the old chapters suddenly stop existing.
And you have a childish understanding of Christianity. There's plenty of denominations that ignore entire books of the Bible or consider others part of the canon, like the Eastern Orthodoxy.
>every jot and tittle
>pretty clearly saying that you still need to follow the old laws.
That's not what it is saying. Look up an article on moral law vs ceremonial law.
Mark 7 is basically a jesus rant about how much israelites suck and how the old law is bullshit. And all the israelites did was ask him to wash his hands. lol.
More of a mistranslation or whatnot; the hebrew language has like 18-26 words for "killing", the proper translation would be like "Thou shalt not murder", so no unjustified killing. You're not damned for killing in self defense/war/whatever.
You can hug a trillion of them at once
Should be pretty simple, really. I have no ill will or hard feelings towards any of the living things I've had to consume to continue existing. Especially when all herbivores are just opportunistic carnivores who'll happily eat meat if they don't have to kill to get it.
do morons genuinely struggle with understanding that video games aren't real? Do they call the police when watching a movie where someone gets killed too?
Why don't we make crocodile farms and feed them dead humans or criminals to keep a perpetual meat production going? We eat their meat, they eat ours. It's a never ending circle of recycled meat. Sustainable in the long run.
Crocodiles don’t breed fast enough or have as many consumable body parts for it to be worth it on a giant scale.
But speaking of australian animals, we could be eating kangaroos but no one wants to farm and butcher them
Uh? Don't they like have 1000 eggs per nest?
They do. But they have to carry them in their massive deadly mouths, so they likely die in the process. Also predators eat a frickton of the newborn crocs as well.
Just put the eggs in an incubator. Problem solved.
100% of animals in the wild die
not an argument that "they don't breed fast enough" to be farmed in captivity.
Out of those 1000 5 of them will live longer than a week, 2 will make it to adulthood
I see you never saw actual crocodile farms. All the dilos survive to adulthood and that makes a shitton of crocodildos.
That'd be cannibalism by proxy in the eyes of most people making them refrain from eating said crocodile meat
crocs and gators are not good eating
they taste bad and are tough
If God didn't want us to kill animals to eat their meat, then why didn't he make us able to live on plants alone?
>b-but vegan diets
Only made possible by modern day industrial food production. You can't acquire enough Vitamin B12 from natural plant-based sources, and our digestive systems don't produce it from plant matter like those of pure herbivores do. Well, it is produced in the large intestine, but since it's absorbed by the small intestine you'd have to eat your own shit to get it.
I thought you were supposed to repent before death not after
*rips wings off the angel and eats it alive*
Angels aren't alive or dead, they simply exist by the power of god.
Shredinger angels then.
jokes on him i only killed women
Including every bacteria, virus, and microscopic organism you didn't even know you killed. Including every dream you ever had where you involuntarily killed anything. Including every passing thought you ever had in which you wished something or someone was dead.
But God gave us dominion over animals though
And Jesus says in some occasions its okay to eat what the israelites at the time considered 'unclean' and even God said so to one of the disciples in a dream he had before meeting a roman and his family
>read this as "Jesus says its okay to eat israelites"
/misc/ has ruined me
>But God gave us dominion over animals though
Power of throwing rocks and fire.
Kind of shitty he gave animals feelings and a desire to live when he wanted us to kill them.
>But God gave us dominion over animals though
Don't tell this to a polar bears without gun through, they might have a different opinion.
Fun fact every burger you eat has the dna of thousands of different cows in it! Have fun repenting meat nerds lol rolf
HOW'S THAT FUN? IT ONLY MAKES IT WORSE
Jesus literally had disciples who were fishermen so this makes no sense.
Also animals have no souls according to Christianity.
Christianity is a semitic desert religion like the other abrahamic ones so who fricking cares what they say. nothing in the desert has a soul anyway
i brought it up because the comic uses christian/christianity-inspired imagery
Specifically Peter the dude from the OP
I've literally killed more microorganisms than there are stars in our galaxy by washing my hands several times a day, or we are going to define only birds and mammals as living things?
>he thinks he's actually killing the germs by washing his hands
You do realize that germs aren't the only microorganisms on your skin, right?
Do you know what soap does? It's literally a holocaust on cells
cowes are cute, germs are not
deal with it chud
BTW killing your own sperm counts too
Hey man, your body your choice
Your sperm dies no matter what. If you don't whack it out then you'll pee it out.
The only way to protect life is to impregnate billions of women every day.
not even, some will still drip out of their vag
Yeah, you have to scoop it out and insert it into another woman. It's the only way.
Damn, Marie Rose will never go to heaven, she kills millions of billions every single day.
Bowser would be in hell, not heaven.
>Be veteran of the Animal Wars
>Animal Farm Animals turn Animals into sleeper agents and besiege human civilization
>UN declares war on animals
>Be Young Army Grunt at the time
>Since world effort fight alongside other nations
>Stationed alongside the "Cornucopia" 23rd Regiment
>Called that because its just a mix of draftess from different nations, better them "Group of people barely trained last minute to go to the front lines"
>Throughout this befriend Vietnamese man, barely spoke english but we get along swell
>Was never considered a ladykiller and I hoped that this would improve my chances being a "war hero" in my small town
>Literally he has the same thought process
>We become good buddies in training, if you can call 3 weeks at the range training
>We get sent to front line
>Ambush
>Millions of them...everywhere...
>We know its the end
>Friend gets gored by an elephant
>Unload my rifle into its skull until it collapses
>He's dying
>Literally begging me to put him out of his misery
>Do so
>Anger. Pure raw anger. Get in jeep
>In training we are given codes to various bases for comms
>Call every single one I know nearby tell them to bomb position as I drive around in circles ever increasing in diameter to keep animals in check
>Instincts keep them on the chase
>Tell them to nuke me if they have to
>everyone's dead
>Millions
>Word gets to Washington
>No nuke but by God it was horrifying
>See planes in distance by sheer luck
>Dozens of them, bombers
Wait till the absolute last moment to drive away
>Bomb hits the center mass and its pure luck I was facing away from the bright flash
>Genuinely thought it was a nuke but it was napalm
>Drive away as fast as I can running on survival instincts
>So much napalm it creates a fricking twister of fire
>Literally sucking in animals chasing me
>I am flooring it and trying to keep away before I reach the point the hot air will burn my lungs and I die
>Turn back briefly
>Cannot describe the raw horror
1/2
>By the grace of our Lord manage to push my way out of the border of the suction and start making distance
>Drive, drive, drive until gas runs out
>Cannot move from my position of slamming the gas
>Eventually scouts spot me and pull me out of there
>I cannot remember any of this but was told I flipped out in horror and had to be detained physically
>Am confided to military hospital for the rest of the war
>Apparently my actions punched a massive hole in their numbers and we were able to Normandy our way in
>Cowtras and CIA fireflies manage to assassinate leaders and help rebel animals topple leadership using my victory as propaganda for the civilians to realize that defeat was inevitable as well as moralize the sympathetic animals
>Am considered the biggest war hero in the history of man
>Am given a global citizenship and am basically in the history books
>So many medals from so many places I have an entire room for them
>Women, I am mean this literally, fight over me. Physically fight over me.
>Eventually knock up some glory seeking broad
>Kids worship me
>I don't mind that but...none of it consoles me
>My brother is dead
>My nation treats me like a fine painting to show off to other nations
>And I can't eat meat without having flashbacks to that day
>Eventually wife dies
>Kids have their own lives
>Alone in private nursing home
>Feel guilty, because war hero I get special treatment SOLELY because whoever is senator/governor/president would be shamed by opposition if I was given anything less then lap of luxury by the state
>I know others aren't as lucky
>All I can do is sit and think
>Think about good times less often
>Think about what could have been
>Think about before all of this
>Think about a lot of things
>Think about when my time comes
Feels bad man
The frick? In the old testmanent, God orders his people to eat meat. In the new testament, Jesus abolishes the diet restrictions (twice). This comic is literally heresy and it's making me unreasonably mad.
It makes you mad because you're stupid.
>Black & White
>Dozens of Children I've tosses across the island like a skipping stone
>Stardew Valley
>My sacrificed children
>Fallout 4
>Leacing Synth Shaun to die with the institute
I'm fricked
>only killed 4 sims characters
LOOL epic fail
What if I've killed a character multiple times?
Broski really out here making the Doomslayer look like a b***h. Holy frick.
>EDF
>Diablo 1 and 2
>Titan Quest
>StarCraft 1 and 2
>Total war
How fricked up am I?
THE
EDF
DE-
PLOYS
Make the crowd a bunch of black videogame characters.
Religion including the bible are all metaphor and symbolism. That's just how human language was back then. From cave paintings to hieroglyphs, it wasn't until the Phoenicians that we actually invented an alphabet and really started losing our ability of imagery and holding a belief we know isn't physically true but represents feelings or thoughts.
tfw you realize the turtle is his only pet turtle that he killed when he was a kid through pure negligence.
>videogames included
>animals included
>im sent to hell for murdering a trillion bugs in factorio
You cant win
>Dozens of hours in Vampire survivor
Damn...
I warned you about killing all those monsters bro.
No Abrahamic religion claims that animals have souls.
It's not the mainstream game enemies I'm worried about. It's the hentai game characters that probably would have a harder time forgiving me.
Those animals lack the intellectual capacity for forgiveness, this is some rules lawyering bullshit!
I get to kill them all over again. Heaven is great!
>Kill Nazeem in every Skyrim playthrough I've ever done
Guess I'm not getting to the Cloud District after all.
>Bowser
that butthole never actually dies
>Creeper
if you don't kill them, they just commit suicide.
>killed more trimps than atoms in the universe
Orewa da
>AI have souls
Does that mean I get to be with my waifu in heaven?
no because that would make the christcucks mad
they get to decide what is wrong or right since the bible never mentioned waifus or the internet
>AI have souls
Nope
But you can still have your waifu. It is heaven after all.
Are you an authorized christcuck to say this? show your permission
Nah atheist, I just recently stopped being smug and prideful by thinking I know everything.
Cool, cite your sources.
You people have a twisted view of what heaven actually is, in heaven you will only adore the lord for all eternity, nothing else, no waifus only the radiance of god filling your very soul.
That sounds really boring. Like, really just as awful as eternity in hell.
For all eternity, there is no end.
existence sounds like you get fricked no matter if you go to heaven or hell then
The options are being blissful for all eternity adoring the lord while not standing too near him because his radiance can literally vaporize you, or suffer unfathomable never ending pain in hell for all eternity.
I doubt you are convinced enough to be comfortable with any of those, but feel free to pretend you are
Hellfire isn't in the bible. Catholics made that bit up to scare you.
I didn't even mention that to see what dumb shit they come up with.
>no you are fedora!!! dumb dumb dumb
The bible is a silly book with a lot of inconsistencies and contradictions, they even removed entire parts of it like the Book of Enoch.
>But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.
This is you
Yet those who fight against God when he comes back, will suffer only the "first death"
It seems to me that those few are privileged, since they won't even be thrown into hell
>REEEEE STOP MAKING SHIT UP
Read your text, it never mentions what God does with them. The crows only eat their dead corpses, He doesn't even throw their souls to hell personally. They just die and "won't be revived like the rest" which seems pretty much a better deal than hell.
Heaven is paradise until you prove otherwise.
Until you prove it, you are a liar and you will go to hell. Probably is boiling semen like your idol. not the one boiling in shit just to be clear
Which idol? the bible mentions "idols of bronze silver and gold" but nobody has made any of those in modern times.
Cite you source that heaven is boring and I will cite my sources. Should be easy for you no?
You don't know how heaven is. The text is so fricking unclear and it describes a beautiful city where everybody will live in the very end, and you disregard that part. So what is it, the praying to god forever and being with him, or "there won't be a sun and moon, and god will be with them, and no temple will be in there because god is all they need" or whatever it says.
>So what is it, the praying to god forever and being with him
I need citation for this you dirty pharisee
It is from the apocalypse, after all ends
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation%2022&version=KJV
Thanks for the chapter, but I didn't see where it said heaven would only consist of worship and thus be boring.
That's what this guy here says
I don't know his source
>I don't know his source
Thanks for the effort.
I am not the one defending the book.
My point was, you don't need to bother trying to help of you don't even know what the argument is. You are either a Black person bot or esl.
Frick I wish we had the ip counter back.
I am glad it was removed so you can get fricked
>I am glad it was removed so you can get fricked
Says the homosexual with shit taste in video games. Go and play tic tac toe, videogames are too complicated for you.
Nobody is talking about videogames in this thread. This is a shitty offtopic thread that should be banned and deleted. Who the hell cares, moron.
I understand you are mad at your own moronation, but you can simply walk away and stop being mad.
>I know I will never be a woman.
You need to train your chatgpt better you dumb Black person
suck my dick
Great come back, did you learn it from Omegle talking to real humans?
Yeah, I understand the definition of eternal.
Tell me why I would want to spend eternity doing nothing but praising god?
>still no sources
my source is that god told me
It came to me in a dream, so it must be true.
half of the bible came to the writers in visions and dreams
And how many millennia or millions o years we have to do at? because that doesn't sound very fun. Also the book mentions drinking water of life and other shit. If you are ding that you don't get to drink water of life.
If heaven was based it would just be like Gmod. Give me an endless room to do whatever the frick I want.
>an endless room to do whatever the frick I want.
Isn’t that just Mormonism?
>your reward for worshipping god is… getting to worship god forever
Fricking valhalla tier bullshit
>Nothing impure will ever enter it, nor will anyone who does what is shameful or deceitful, but only those whose names are written in the Lamb’s book of life.
Probably not, but you don't have to be flawed forever anon. You can make a 3D QD3.14 your waifu .
Why do Norcucks believe in Christ instead of their Pagan roots?
wow its even dumber then the gamer comic.
>you must not kill period
How the frick is a homie supposed to eat? frickin vegans bro.
>you now have to purchase the forgiveness DLC
Zanzibart...
>the elephant
>the turtle
>the squirrel
How?
Remember anon, you are the apex predator you can eat any animal in existence, I have eaten snake, shark, horse and chimpanzee before.
piano and soup
You're reading the comic as if some Tumblr vegan artist made it. It's a PBF comic. It's surrealism, it's not trying to shove a message down your throat.
You all claim to be oldgays yet noone knows pbf.. fricking the state of this board
The last supper,
You kept calling it THE LAST supper
if the "you took this creatures life" is so broad that eating 1% of it makes you liable then you'd be unreasonably fricked
id be shit like
>that one time you left the house 2 minutes late caused a full school bus to get in a fatal car accident 500 miles away so you must beg forgiven from all of them
>when you shifted your weight slightly, it cause a tectonic plate to shift 0.00000000001 mm, causing an earthquake in approximately 300 years
>the carbon dioxide you expelled contributed to eventual death of the planet and human race so you must sit and be forgiven by all humans that come after you until you run out
man just send me to hell
heh... us hecking gamers man... us hecking gamers
Why is the "welcome to heaven" guy just Dr. Light in a toga?
the worst part is the unholy swarm of bugs. and shit what about all the microorganisms. and viruses. I'm killing those like all the time. even right now without even thinking about it.
It's okay, Bowser's still alive
>jar
Oh, no.
For legal reasons technically the farmer or slaughterhouse killed the animal I merely purchased,cooked and ingested the victim. Checkmate carrot gay!
If I wasn't in the right, I would have not killed you. In fact, you would have done the same thing in my situation.
>This thread
How the frick is a video game thread turn into a religion thread?
When do you kill Bowser?
You actually kill him multiple times across many games. Usually in lava. It's the motherfricker that flies in a broom just keeps reviving him.
>Are you Forgiven, Ganker?
>Been playing vidya since I was 6
>Am 39 years old
>Pic of latest game
Nah
This Joe guy is pretty based, either he killed or he ate an entire elephant
I play fetish games where I often kill girls who are actively begging me not to, so unfortunately it's straight to hell for me for several reasons 🙁
don't worry, everybody goes to hell according to the book. the only privilege that the believers have is if god has them as his favorites and saves them because he feels like it. they are sinners just like everybody else.
Synthetic meat will fix the moral problem of the carnivore diet.
It sure is video games in here, huh.
>Ganker - Religion, Philosophy, Politics, and Porn
I could just start the universe's biggest farm and ranch at this point. Its not like they shit and piss in heaven.
>israelites desperately trying to convince people that the OT is just as important (or even more so) as the NT
>ignoring all the parts in the OT which are about how moronic and sinful the israelites were so God literally abandons them and chooses new people in the NT
Every time, it's so pathetic lmao.
Jews have infiltrated Ganker a long time ago, but they're making it more obvious in recent years.
and they even get btfo from atheists
it is truly embarrassing
>Great come back, did you learn it from Omegle talking to real humans?
I will keep making pea soup because it's just so gosh darned good.
i dont get how people can look at the state of the world and NOT at least believe in a supreme being of some sort.. we know you cant create matter from nothing.. but it all had to start somehow.. that alone..
because there is so much misery and other bullshit that it seems that if there is a god, he is using us as entertainment.
>but it all had to start somehow.. that alone..
The big bang. If life is possible here, surly it is elsewhere.
Our misery is our own creation. We didn't fight the tides of darkness and now it is stronger than ever.
Eventually
maybe
hopefully
probably not
but if I am
its gonna be a long one
>to enter Heaven you must be forgiven
This reek of israelite
Most of those people are soulless animals or monsters and killers who would never be in heaven anyways.
They don't have to be in heaven to require your forgiveness.
Why would God care about the forgiveness or someone without a soul or that he has sent to burn in hell forever?
>Need to be forgiven by middle-aged men, cops, cyborgs, robots, augmented humans, demons, turrets, goblins, spiders, aliens, mobsters, balloons, blimps, centipedes, gangsters, and ducks
I've never even played a video game