Why are you trying to paint people with half a brain who avoid pyramid schemes are furries, you mental incompetent? Imagine being an NFTard mouthbreather.
Block chain gaming with your console acting as part of the block chain, connecting to other consoles. It's basically just an Ouya but with forced crypto
>linux >nvidia
if this doesnt crash and burn in the next 4 months it will likely turn into a rebadged roku. It really is the perfect scam. Trick a bunch of people they are "in" on the planning with a shitcord then once they feel the paypigs are committed take their wallets and run. They will most likely do an indiegogo with flexible funding.
I'm currently DMing the main staff in Twitter because I wanna take as much info as I can out of them and possibly have them on this board to embarrass themselves
You expect a scam meant for crypto bumblers to utilize either part of the puzzle to make a usable whole? This is implying they make it that far and it doesnt turn into a firestick in a huge housing.
>linux >nvidia
if this doesnt crash and burn in the next 4 months it will likely turn into a rebadged roku. It really is the perfect scam. Trick a bunch of people they are "in" on the planning with a shitcord then once they feel the paypigs are committed take their wallets and run. They will most likely do an indiegogo with flexible funding.
The specs don't matter because there are literally no blockchain games that use graphics that need a dedicated GPU or a modern processor. There won't be any in the future, either, because the idea itself is moronic.
friendly reminder that using nimrod as an insult only brings about the true manifestation of the true wicked buddha the internet is the next tower of babble.
That just sounds like them listing output specs. I recall some other consoles like xb1/ps4 launch stating 4k@120 cus it was the output specs of the hdmi standard at that time. Not saying the console would run games like that.
If OP is just going to repost then, frick you, so am I:
The number of functional programs running on a chain can be counted on one hand and they don't exactly function well. And why would they on a system that doesn't allow for any kind of patching? On a system designed to run slowly with as much wasted energy as possible?
Gaming? Medical records? Licensing? Blockchain has no practical application in any of these fields and was never meant to have one. It was built to solve one problem and one problem only: information exchange in a ZERO-TRUST ENVIRONMENT. It does so by requiring immense amounts of wasted work (no, proof of stake is not better), having no mechanism whatsoever to correct errors or fraud, and allowing all users to see all data at all times. It is not only made fricking useless for every case you mentioned due to its purposeful inefficiency, it is also made an idiotic and dangerous proposition by its complete transparency. I don't want my medical records to be publicly available and protected by something as fricking flimsy as a pseudanon ID.
There's only one practical use for blockchain and it's illegal activity. Black markets and revolution. That's it. That's all.
gaming's biggest problems are trust-based imo. Online gaming is an unregulated hellscape of no consumer rights and no obligation to honor a player's time/money put into the game. Games operate themselves like skinner-box side jobs by using psychologically tailored tricks and algorithms against the players then have no obligation to even maintain their servers for the players. In addition to that, all item drops and gatcha pulls in an online game are subject to trust and can't be verified by the player, where with on-chain data you can verify those events were actually random.
Separating the player's data from the actual service is key to solving this terrible shit dynamic, but I don't expect anyone on Ganker to be able to extrapolate out how and why. You're -starting- to understand the benefits but you're not really getting all of it.
fine, but you'll run into these issues if you ever play an online game that has any sort of persistent elements.
that used to be just MMOs, but now even arena FPS have servers that give drops/manage inventories, so it's becoming an inescapable problem of needing to trust dozens of companies to manage what belongs to YOU in those games.. and all of them are terminal as far as I'm concerned
brother, systems that have no effect on the actual gameplay itself can go eat a donkey wiener. game systems that could utilize a crypto solution and have such strong p2w elements that they DO effect the actual gameplay can go suck a horse wiener.
>gaming's biggest problems are trust-based imo.
That's moronic, but I'm going to be generous here and assume you don't know what is meant by the terms "trust" and "zero-trust environment." >Online gaming is an unregulated hellscape of no consumer rights and no obligation to honor a player's time/money put into the game
Blockchain does nothing to remedy this. You want regulation and limitations on contracts to enforce consumer rights. >Games operate like side jobs taking advantage of psychological blind spots
again, you're asking for regulation not blockchains. >All gacha drops are subject to trust and can't be verified by the player
No, that's incorrect, and I was right to assume you don't know what trust is in this context.
A zero-trust environment is one in which there is a high risk of hacking or clandestine edits with no way for the people involved to verify or litigate. Games have very clear contracts with their users that are mediated by the state. It is not a zero-trust environment. >On blockchain you can tell what the drop rate is!
No, but you can tell what the drop rate is if you regulate the industry such that the company must print and verify their drop rates.
>Separating the player's data from the actual service is
An absolutely moronic idea that requires buy-in from the company itself and massively bloats development costs without actually solving any problems at all.
zero trust environment just means you don't have to rely on someone's reputation or a middle-man for business
And games don't have clear contracts. Even Blizzard is not obligated to reveal their gatcha-pull rates and they're hidden (prolly because they use algos to tailor results to your behavior)
The weird thing is that games (in general) ARE obligated to post rates, its just video games that aren't obligated. >open a virtual casino? gotta do it by the book >open a virtual casino but on consoles? what book lol just do whatever dude don't make it sus
they have to post rates, it's just some loophole on most laws that make them not have to, like diablo immortal does, technically when you buy a rift gem you are not buying the 5* equip, you are buying an item meaning it's like buying a skin or whatever other thing in a game
because gamers don't give a shit about getting fricked over and they never cared about their rights.
>spends 3 years of their youth grinding daily in an MMO with the expectation the game will stay around >game announces closer in a month >"Thank you NCSoft for making this wonderful game! I had such great memories from it! Can't wait to play your next game!"
This is normal gamer behavior.
2 years ago
Anonymous
its not like your typical casino goer gives a shit either, to be honest I dont know where the big push came from to regulate gambling
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I dont know where the big push came from to regulate gambling
probably some rich guy or big politician left his phone with his toddler and he bought billions of gems on crash royale or something
2 years ago
Anonymous
pretty sure this happened before smartphones man
2 years ago
Anonymous
not for lootboxes, the ban on them is very recently
>zero trust environment just means you don't have to rely on someone's reputation or a middle-man for business
No, a zero-trust environment means you CAN'T rely on someone's reputation or a middleman or any outside enforcement. That doing so is not physically possible. This is the case in criminal enterprise or when trying to distribute censored information. It is not the case in legitimate business mediated by the state. >games don't have clear contracts
They absolutely do, any time you play a game you have agreed to an extensive licensing contract. >Blizzard doesn't have to disclose their drop rates
because it's not in the contract you fricking dope.
Again: you're asking for basic regulatory steps, not blockchain.
you've had decades to give players consumer rights for things like digital purchases or what they earned in-game. Now there are competing systems and they're offering players things like the ability to extract value.
The regulatory steps never came, so we got this instead. And even if they did come, it would still be a corporate fiefdom needed for rights management and "protection".
2 years ago
Anonymous
>The regulatory steps never came, so now we have this proposal that solves none of my issues
You have brain problems.
Lobby for regulation, dipshit.
>Increase system and networking requirements by 100,000% but still can't do any of that shit because that is not what trust means in this context
I might just have to kill myself after being contaminated by the pure moronation of your post.
>having no mechanism whatsoever to correct errors or fraud
Until you have a 51% attack they're fine.
And no, I won't defend NFT's, decentralized Apps, or anything else. I'm into crypto but even I see these areas as dead air. Web3 morons have taken the fork and have made it into a god damn hairbrush.
There hasn't been errors in Bitcoin's blockchain since its inception.
>fraud
1) Programmable blockchains are dumb. They're an interesting technology, but nothing more than a meme as they do allow for fraud without countermeasures.
2) If you fall for fraud otherwise then learn better opsec
>There hasn't been errors in Bitcoin's blockchain since its inception.
Of fricking course there have you absolute moron, why do you think the chain split? >lol just don't be defrauded
Or just don't use a moronic system with such an obvious and severe deficit.
gaming's biggest problems are trust-based imo. Online gaming is an unregulated hellscape of no consumer rights and no obligation to honor a player's time/money put into the game. Games operate themselves like skinner-box side jobs by using psychologically tailored tricks and algorithms against the players then have no obligation to even maintain their servers for the players. In addition to that, all item drops and gatcha pulls in an online game are subject to trust and can't be verified by the player, where with on-chain data you can verify those events were actually random.
Separating the player's data from the actual service is key to solving this terrible shit dynamic, but I don't expect anyone on Ganker to be able to extrapolate out how and why. You're -starting- to understand the benefits but you're not really getting all of it.
>having no mechanism whatsoever to correct errors or fraud
Until you have a 51% attack they're fine.
And no, I won't defend NFT's, decentralized Apps, or anything else. I'm into crypto but even I see these areas as dead air. Web3 morons have taken the fork and have made it into a god damn hairbrush.
The funniest crypto / nft shit to me, is whenever some fricker starts their new crypto shit, they promote it as community based. Where everyone gets voting power on what to do with it, where to take it. But WEIRDLY, the creators seem to always have juuust enough of it, so that they themselves as a singuler person have the majority vote.
Really curious how that happens.
There hasn't been errors in Bitcoin's blockchain since its inception.
>fraud
1) Programmable blockchains are dumb. They're an interesting technology, but nothing more than a meme as they do allow for fraud without countermeasures.
2) If you fall for fraud otherwise then learn better opsec
>just don't fall for fraud lol
Black person everyone falls for fraud. That's why fraud is a multi billion dollar industry. That's why banks have options to halt payments and return them if something seems sketchy.
One of the biggest flaws in crypto, is the ZERO fricking fraud protection.
How about fricking NFT smart contracts? You look at your NFTs, you realize there's a new NFT you don't recognize. You click on it, hell maybe just accidentally click on it while scrolling and BAM. Smart contract activates, empties everything you own into a third party account, with ZERO chance of getting it back. Fricking ZERO. Someone can FLOOD you with NFTs that look identical to what you own, and if you click on ANY of them you are fricked.
IMAGINE in real life, you suddenly have another 1 dollar bill in your wallet, identical to all your other 1s, but if you fricking just touch it, your entire life savings disappear with NO chance of getting them back. Cool. Great. Need that.
>Dude just know every scam ever and fully avoid it!
What frickery.
Also: >Crypto is anonymous
Yeah until someone can link your wallet to you, and then literally the entire world gets to know every single fricking thing you have EVER done in crypto space.
>IMAGINE in real life, you suddenly have another 1 dollar bill in your wallet, identical to all your other 1s, but if you fricking just touch it, your entire life savings disappear with NO chance of getting them back. Cool.
and this is why i never trued crypto even if i had mined some in 2010 or 2011 back when mioning with a single GPU was viable i would have probably sold when it hit 60k
I'm still baffled that even the most basic fraud protections can't be implemented since the blockchain is apparently immutable and the only way to "revert" something is to fork the coin/chain/whatever and do a glorified pinky swear that its worth the old price now.
>But WEIRDLY, the creators seem to always have juuust enough of it, so that they themselves as a singuler person have the majority vote.
They have to do that, or they end up like that Web3 bank. Scammers took out a flash loan at 30% interest per second, used it to buy a majority share of the bank, changed the TOS to "we can take your money at any time for any reason", took everyone's money, and paid back their loan with interest...
All in a SINGLE TICK of the blockchain.
Not to mention the cost of running a blockchain based program.
Why do you think all NFTs are LINKS to .JPGs hosted outside the blockchain? Because hosting anything on blockchain is EXTREMELY FRICKING cost inefficient.
I don't know the current rates, last I checked was 2021, but hosting a single kb of data in a blockchain cost around $40. Like I said exactly why NFTs are links. Links are just a few bytes.
Now imagine hosting large complicated programs, or even entire games on blockchain technology like some of these web 3 frickers want. Not only would it fail because you can't fricking patch it like you mentioned, but But around 200mb of space at $40 a kb would cost them a sweet 8Million fricking dollars.
And I assume their scam is gonna be bigger than 200mb.
How is that at all a reasonable thing to say to potential customers like "yeah dude maybe one day our dumbass device can do this thing your phone can probably do so make sure to buy our shit because our team of 20 dudes is SURELY gonna make everything and anything possible just cus people ask for it."
>we'll partner with netflix if they decide to stream video over blockchain
Jesus christ, it's like he's trying as hard as he can to project the fact that he has no fricking clue how blockchain works.
For reference, a blockchain payload cannot exceed 32KB. A 22 minute episode of a show at 1080 being streamed is about three gigs, or 93,750 blockchain payloads.
>netflix
but of course, will it play every single game ever created at 120h 8k RT, end world hunger, design a spaceship that flys at near lightspeed, unite america and cure cancer?
not planned at the moment but maybe we make a blockchain version of that 🙂 .
keep riding that 4 hour hypewave you fricking startup spaz.
Just based on these Black folk not knowing that Soprasneeds is an hbo exclusive and could never be on netflix but still being confient about their mumbo jumbo is pretty funny.
Because they're all shithead grifters and know pretending they're being persecuted will get the half literate morons of social media to jump on to their side.
Crypto is only good for gambling and swing trading but this shit here in insufferable. The "blockchain" does not need to be part of fricking everything.
A "whitepaper" is general the page or paper that outlines what a particular cryptocurrency is, what it does, what it's used for (if anything) and what it hopes to achieve. Usually it's full of buzzwords, empty promises, and cleverly worded to make you think they're doing something super important or original when really it isn't, at least a majority of the time.
Couldn't even find someone who can speak English had to have an ESL gypsy who talks like a literal scum artist as their social media manager >the console will make games but also games and of course we're making games because we know you want games all you need to do is sign here and here and a bit there and you will get games >everything is going according to keikaku, just give me, I mean us money and you will get games, lots and lots and lots of video games. >Give me the fricking money homie.
so basically web3 is what the metaverse wants. >buy this game! btw no physical copy and there's probably KYS but forget that we have literally all your info. >oh you violated TOS? well you gave us permission to your wallet >sorry it's blacklisted for all of our services now and you cant use our stuff >no you wont get your money back and if your wallet is on our platform your money is also gone
so basically web3 is what the metaverse wants. >buy this game! btw no physical copy and there's probably KYS but forget that we have literally all your info. >oh you violated TOS? well you gave us permission to your wallet >sorry it's blacklisted for all of our services now and you cant use our stuff >no you wont get your money back and if your wallet is on our platform your money is also gone
forgot to mention you're also right that its just shitty scams and ads. the whole thing is moronic
>Web 3 gaming >blockchain >read the whitepaper
Ah yes, all of the telltale signs that this project doesn't actually exist and it's just VC money baiting.
it's not the most absurd thing ever for cryptogays who like checking their funds all the time, and wallet is basically synonymous with "account" in web3 terms
It just seems like a buzzword meant to sound similar to Web 2.0, which was itself a buzz word, but at least it had some technical backing to it in terms of JS APIs and utilization of modern CSS 3 and HTML 5 features.
the idea is that you get to control your data, the services are interoperable and you can migrate it to other services so you're not at the mercy of any specific company or rent-taker
Web3 is what crypto morons pitch as a distributed internet managed and stored on blockchain
It's moronic on its face to anyone that has any understanding of blockchain whatsoever.
I just had to Google that shit. They want to decentralize the internet with block chain, and they will call it Web3.
And it won't fricking work for so, so, so many reasons. Like it was pointed out here:
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The funniest crypto / nft shit to me, is whenever some fricker starts their new crypto shit, they promote it as community based. Where everyone gets voting power on what to do with it, where to take it. But WEIRDLY, the creators seem to always have juuust enough of it, so that they themselves as a singuler person have the majority vote.
Really curious how that happens.
[...] >just don't fall for fraud lol
Black person everyone falls for fraud. That's why fraud is a multi billion dollar industry. That's why banks have options to halt payments and return them if something seems sketchy.
One of the biggest flaws in crypto, is the ZERO fricking fraud protection.
How about fricking NFT smart contracts? You look at your NFTs, you realize there's a new NFT you don't recognize. You click on it, hell maybe just accidentally click on it while scrolling and BAM. Smart contract activates, empties everything you own into a third party account, with ZERO chance of getting it back. Fricking ZERO. Someone can FLOOD you with NFTs that look identical to what you own, and if you click on ANY of them you are fricked.
IMAGINE in real life, you suddenly have another 1 dollar bill in your wallet, identical to all your other 1s, but if you fricking just touch it, your entire life savings disappear with NO chance of getting them back. Cool. Great. Need that.
>Dude just know every scam ever and fully avoid it!
What frickery.
Also: >Crypto is anonymous
Yeah until someone can link your wallet to you, and then literally the entire world gets to know every single fricking thing you have EVER done in crypto space.
Ah Cryptogays. LITERALLY can not stop scamming and stealing other peoples IP. Bless 'em.
"Web 3 Gaming will be the future" My dude you don't even know what that means. How's decentralized blockchain shit the future? What does it add to the PLAYER? All the shit is, is the foundation for yet another rugpull. Have everyone invest into your web 3.0 crypto shit, then JOINK you take all the money out with the huge chunk you own yourself, and leave every fricker who believed in your "future" stranded.
God, I can't wait for countries to create strict laws against crypto and send all these frickers to federal frick me in the ass prison.
Crypto shit is literally only good to get busted for buying drugs trough the mail and getting scammed.
Fun fact: for basically all crypto coins, 90% of the currency, sits with less than 10% of the users. Meaning: crypto only has value if you "buy into it". If you "buy into it" your money gets added to the pool of what the crypto is worth. That's why people tell you to "hodl" or "Hold on for dear life" because if you keep your money IN the crypto, it keeps value. But if you cash out before it drops, you contribute to the drop. You take money out of the value of the overall currency.
Now what is happening: Almost ALL of the cryptocurrency is held by people who are already STUPIDLY rich. And they need YOU to buy into crypto, so the value of the huge amount they own further increases. While your investment can only gain in value, if EVEN MORE people buy in. So now you're on the hook of promoting the currency as a great idea to invest in, or else you LOSE MONEY.
This makes all of crypto basically a giant fricking pyramid scheme.
Now cryptogays will tell you there's more nuance to it, but there really isn't. That's essentially it.
bitcoin was always basically just gift cards to buy cp and drugs on dark web before the boom, but now these grifters shill crypto as next big step in finance and investing despite most of them being just a Ponzi scheme
Essentially yeah, for multiple reason. For one: You can't pay for anything with crypto, except illegal drugs and hitmen (not great, because despite what people tell you, crypto leaves a permanent paper trail that can never be deleted. If someone links your wallet to you they know ALL your drug purchases),
Hell, some places that take crypto can often be incredibly difficult because the time it takes to make a transaction is huge, and the worth often fluctuates fast enough that by the time the system wants to "pay" somebody, the amount is too much, or too little. cool. So that makes it that crypto is essentially worth, what people are willing to pay for it in FIAT. If nobody is giving you fiat for your bitcoin, then despite the exchange saying it's worth thousands, you got essentially nothing.
And even if you somehow manage to become a crypto millionaire: good luck cashing out. Exchanging large amounts of crypto back into fiat is notoriously difficult. Most exchanges won't let you withdraw over 1k.
So all that crypto money you "have"? It's theoretical. You "in theory" own "1 million worth of Bitcoin". In praxis: You'll have a hard time exchanging that into 1 million fiat.
Literally everything crypto is a scam of some sort. You as the end user who isn't operating the scam, you will never really benefit from having crypto. You can *maybe* make a bit of a profit speculating, but that's essentially gambling and like I said, even if you hit it big, cashing out is so hard, there's a chance the coin is worthless by the time you get all of it out.
2 years ago
Anonymous
There's an atm in a small newsagents/supermarket near me that accepts bitcoin. The owner is indian.
seems like he doesn't get how to act on the internet either
2 years ago
Anonymous
>He just got caught up in a scam
He orchestrated the scam. Or maybe he was so naive that he genuinely thought making a console was easy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
He used to (I dunno if he still does) run a sound effects company for a lot of prominent video games, if anyone knows how hard making hardware is it should be him.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Probably both
2 years ago
Anonymous
Shit didn't start hitting the fan until Tommy hired known scam artist Phil Adam as his business manager (or whatever title that guy held).
What the frick is Web 3.0? Some sort of "new internet" which means everything is on blockchain, privacy is no more, and every action you want to make (post, download, upload, etc. etc.) costs money, gpu/cpu cycles and generally contains some sort of scam around every corner?
>Ah, so it's a Web 2.0 -buzzword but for cryptogays. Ty.
You'll quickly find out that the things that cryptobros spout is no different from the pie-in-the-sky bullshit that caused the dot com bubble 22 years ago. As overzealous as a snake oil salesman claiming he can cure you of terminal cancer.
Probably both
You're probably right. Some of the "directives" that were given to potential software developers were written up by Tommy himself apparently.
the dotcom bubble was right though. Most of those companies failed but the thesis was right in that the internet was the most important invention of the era
thers lots of bubbles all the time for tons of stupid shit. The existence of a bubble doesnt' mean there's something valid going on, thats literally a lie these morons use to convince people.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm responding to anon about the dotcom bubble specifically not all bubbles
the idea is that you get to control your data, the services are interoperable and you can migrate it to other services so you're not at the mercy of any specific company or rent-taker
>the idea is that you get to control your data
Not going to happen considering the way the internet turned out where ad companies control everything and literally profit of users data >the services are interoperable
Also never going to happen on a large-scale as it's just not logistically feasible without one company/infrastructure controlling everything and making sure things work smoothly >and you can migrate it to other services so you're not at the mercy of any specific company or rent-taker
See the first. It's in every companies interests to not let you do this.
That's the crux. Cryptotards pushing Web3 meme rely on their lack of understanding about how anything works to fuel their claims. They just say "everything on everything" and call it a day.
One shill tried to push cryptomtx by saying if they bought a skin in CoD but wanted to quit the game they could bring their skin to Fortnite with them because they own it. This is the level of boomer tier lack of understanding you're dealing with.
>if they bought a skin in CoD but wanted to quit the game they could bring their skin to Fortnite with them because they own it.
that would make for mad mods. ripping a character from one game and stretching its skin on a character mesh from another game. It looks like ass, but that's the point. It's like a digital Leatherface or Buffalo Bill game.
Ah, the implication that competing companies are going to allow transferring token-based assets between competing products. No they will not, are you braindead or what? You will be locked in a platform providers token (Amazon, Google, Facebook) and you might be able to transfer inside that ecosystem. Also most of the whitepapers I have seen describing storing asset data in blockchain only refers publicly accessible information or proof of ownership type of deal, both are nightmarish from end user perspective.
what's Polium pass and gamertags and why would anyone buy them
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's a game pass mint you get
It gives you the console for free
2 years ago
Anonymous
shit in out of touch with the moronic shit that're industry standards
2 years ago
Anonymous
What?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm out of touch*
2 years ago
Anonymous
It used to take console giants years to develop a new console because they actually did research and development into making new processors, and writing the software as well as things like managing airflow and TDP. Now they're all x86 machines in a fancy case and new OS, but they're just slapping Android onto some shitty RaspberryPi like system and calling it a day.
2 years ago
Anonymous
ironically raspi kits are an actual lucrative business and people buy DIY kits all the time
2 years ago
Anonymous
I bought two with premade cases from canakit. One was used to play around on and the other was used to make PiHole on the home network. I wasn't bashing Raspi, they're good systems, but some people see them as a gaming scamming opportunity, and that's not what they were meant for.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Im just saying, i they wanted to be techbros about it they should market the "you own your hardware" angle instead of just making a scheme out of it
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's not a scam we swear guys
>we are working with devs to have exclusive games >takes a long time to make a console because they have exclusive games
make up your mind scammer
How was this measured. It's easy to see how the fish can have starting money and just RNG it up but how do you measure a group of people as an investment source? Did the creator make regular polls asking the community on what to do?
He's illustrating a point about speculating. You wouldn't get it.
This was pre-OTV Michael Reeves before he met the creepy weeb girl and became a homosexual.
He still shattered some dude's face in a boxing match recently despite being a Caligay now.
DARPA is (was?) literally funding a reasearch of a robot that can "eat" vegetation as a fuel, which is pretty much the Horizon: Zero Dawn's plot
I have zero hope for the future at this point
I'm looking forward to the apocalypse
No way they are competent enough for those things to run long term but I'll be dead by then so it will literally not be my problem
Yeah I do but like
Artificial animals freak me out
2 years ago
Anonymous
Reminder your pets are meat robots that specifically are programmed to eat meat and to hunt and to kill other smaller meat robots
But you override their programming with secondary machine learning and conditioning
Except when it doesn't work
2 years ago
saucy
Jesus Christ that's horrifying
>Using E Coli to fuel robots
KEK
2 years ago
Anonymous
Saucy please
2 years ago
saucy
the simile is funny!
2 years ago
Anonymous
>saucy taking about shit
Who would have guessed.
Dick in the booty ass Black person.
2 years ago
Anonymous
What
2 years ago
Anonymous
Saucy likes to eat poop doo doo
And shit he's a roodypoo ass Black person who dreams of poop reminds me of that nick bates guy, he's probably a pedo just like nick
2 years ago
saucy
Where did I mention anything but E Coli? ;_;
2 years ago
Anonymous
E coli is commonly found in poo poo, roodypoo ass homie
You only know that word because you're the lonesome dung eater. Forever alone.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I know the word from an episode of Spaceballs: The Animated Series. They made Spaceballs: The Soda and it had e. coli and ebola in it. They called it "ecola" or something.
I still think I'm the only person who saw that show.
Ready Player One was dogshit and metaverse is basically trying to make it, don't let it happen.
Pretty fricking accurate.
Also unrelated: The guy who made RP1 was SO proud of all the 80s pop culture research, and he did ZERO fricking research into video games.
The Oasis is basically the Internet but VR. But also: it is PERMADEATH. Meaning: If you go into a pvp world and get killed, you lose everything. your account gets reset to 1. All levels gone, all items gone everything. Imagine getting ganked in WoW, and losing your fricking CAR.
You'd eat a headshot on the rainbow six planet, and your steam account has all saves from all games deleted and your bank account gets zero'd.
And ingame currency = IRL currency, since you can buy shit with oasis bucks.
Coupled with the fact that using your mounts/cars cost fuel and maintenance which costs oasis money, and even leaving a world costs oasis money.
What do you do if you spawn at school with no cash to use the teleporter? Do the woods near the school have goblins you can kill for coin????
Does every world have a system to make money?
How do they ensure that the Counter Strike planet doesn't let you create too much more money than the Eve Online planet?
Who would play this shit? Again imagine losing your 15 year eve account because you teleported to the wrong planet with PvP enabled, didn't have any weapons or items for that planet, and got ganked by 5 high level rich kids who bought legendaries with their dads CC.
damn it feels good to be a boomer satisfied to replay morrowind and random indieshit until i'm an old frick, enjoy the hellscape of modern gaming zoomies
there's literally nothing to cammy besides her outfit
2 years ago
Anonymous
What about her moveset?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Okay you have a good point, she is a divekick function. That said though, the vast majority of people posting Cammy online are just cooming, they aint divekick enjoyers.
2 years ago
Anonymous
So? Why would I give a frick what people that don't play the game think. Still doesn't mean a character from cuphead is automatically Cammy.
wait so u be saying this console doesn't actively prevent me from running executables based on whether their source code was written in C++ or C#?
Holy shit...the future...is here...
Ok but where is Web3 ready onahole? Imagine the possibility, you press a button to access your wallet and instantly purchase an audible NFT of your favorite onlyfans prostitute moaning. And then, you can take that NFT, because you own it now, in ANY video game and play that moan constantly. WTF I love NFT's now.
Frick me, it runs games written in both C++ AND Java? Oh my god this is insane. At this rate, by 2010 we'll have teleporting flying cars. Crazy how fast technology is advancing.
>why yes my dear not-shill fren, mentioning it over and over again on Ganker since yesterday is a mockery and nothing else, lol!
you're either in on it or a newbie or both
No I'm just bored and find it hilarious that I'm the span of 24 hours after posting about it that every mid-high tier YouTuber I'd talking about it
It's a joke
It IS original but... You convinced us to change it with an original one. I am happy to announce that this is our new logo.
What do you mean it looks like the Playstation logo?
Yes that's a P, our company's logo.
No that's not an S under it, that's just P's shadow being cast.
Yes, they're familiar but their P represents Penis, our P represents Play-I mean Polium.
>You can clone literally any controller you want >Clone the PS4 controller
Why? the Xbox perfected the controller with the Xbone controller, there's nothing to improve upon except for a gyroscope.
Why do zoomers fall for the dumbest scams?
At least back in the day things were like >your account has been hacked please enter your password in this fake url
Now it’s literally >it’s a Ponzi scheme but we can’t even pretend that you’re buying into something
Ah Cryptogays. LITERALLY can not stop scamming and stealing other peoples IP. Bless 'em.
"Web 3 Gaming will be the future" My dude you don't even know what that means. How's decentralized blockchain shit the future? What does it add to the PLAYER? All the shit is, is the foundation for yet another rugpull. Have everyone invest into your web 3.0 crypto shit, then JOINK you take all the money out with the huge chunk you own yourself, and leave every fricker who believed in your "future" stranded.
God, I can't wait for countries to create strict laws against crypto and send all these frickers to federal frick me in the ass prison.
They have less than fricking nothing. I went on about how they don't know HOW web3 is the future of gaming, THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A PROTOTYPE FOR THEIR DEVICE. This is at the "Bro we should make our own switch! But with crypto! Dude!" stage.
But I bet my ass, if you join their discord and ask about any of that shit, you'll get banned for spreading FUD.
Like I said. Crypto bros LITERALLY can not stop scamming people for more than 3 minutes.
The example they always use is "what if you get banned from tf2 and down own the hats anymore" and its weird because even if i still owned the hats if i was banned i wouldnt be able to trade them so the decentralization is pointless
No, they were added because you're an unoriginal coomer who read the clussy threads and realized that Ace Attorney character had balloons because she was flat
no you don't get it, Ganker is the secret ultimate superpower of the internet, and anyone who says they like a game is a shill being paid 8 figures to hopefully sway the invincible Ganker
>90% of all threads is nintento and e-celeb wank >nah man the shills are the people bringing up games that aren't those things
frick this place and anyone who posts here, including me
Wannabe jannies patrol the threads to make sure there's no shills but the constant /misc/ threads that aren't even remotely on topic are spared their ire for """""some""""""" reason
2 years ago
Anonymous
Pretty much
Today I posted an image of my Twitter censored (it was me mocking these guys) because you know I don't wanna shill and I got shit for it
So I posted it uncensored and got even more.shit for it
2 years ago
Anonymous
Sorry about that anon.
2 years ago
Anonymous
No problem
It's just annoying because I didn't want to be seen as a shill but apparently it was seen as hiding something
Does anyone know who's behind this. I get crypto is anonymous and everything, but if you're going to sell a product, you can't be anonymous. Their whois is hiding who's behind the webiste.
https://www.whois.com/whois/polium.com
Oh man, if this is the next saga of Cryptoland I cannot wait for it to crash and burn. I was mildly obsessed with everything surrounding Cryptoland for a couple of weeks.
I'd laugh harder if all of these bullshit second stringer countries hadn't claimed all of the bullshit uninhabited islands and wouldn't let literally anyone buy them as sovereign turf to try new things.
As is it's just disgusting to me the way these government homosexuals hold onto shit they're not even using or taxing and won't sell it as sovereign for ANY money, no matter how remote or shitty or if it's just a rock sticking up out of water. Just repulsive.
>they ripped off the GC logo omg!
I bet they just looked for, I dunno, something like "P logo" on some stock image site. Like this one.
https://stock.adobe.com/br/images/p-letter-logo/97858160
>GUYS GUYS SO WE HAVE THIS NEW IDEA FOR A CONSOLE >IT HAS THE HARDWARE OF A MOBILE PHONE FROM 2014 >RESKINNED FLSAH GAMES >NO AIR FILTRATION >BUT HEY AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY AN ACTUAL CONSOLE TO PLAY ACTUAL VIDEOGAMES
How this shit didn't die with OUYA or Stadia is beyond me? Remember when Amazon announced their console? No you don't, cause no one fricking bought it.
- Linux Machine
- Has some cheap app that acts as a wallet with logins for all big blockchains, so basically a web browser in app form.
- Once logged in, another cheap app can read from this wallet how much you have and earn (this is all done for free in any of the official blockchain scan sites and public).
- Then you download the games from the app that is basically a web browser, and install the game as normal.
- Then just run the games like any normal PC would.
What they are selling is the hype of the "web3" buzzword, this is the new 'NFT' word of the year. In reality this is just a $300 linux machine with some custom cheap app to pretend it's the real deal. Pretty clever to be honest as there will be people who know frick all of this and will "invest" in this piece of shit.
Ganker gay here
It will likely be a locked down android or linux streaming box with a $1 allwinner cpu that can only show a web browser, kinda like the ouya but without any working software
And that is if it gets made at all
Ganker gay here
It will likely be a locked down android or linux streaming box with a $1 allwinner cpu that can only show a web browser, kinda like the ouya but without any working software
And that is if it gets made at all
Ganker here
it's a fricking scam, it will never exist
After reading this whole thread, i can only say
This is not real, there is no way this is real, it can't be real.
This is just some super elaborate joke made exclusively to troll you morons and maybe get some cash from an unsuspecting tweettoid passerby.
Look at the fricking tweets, there is no fricking way they aren't fricking around with you morons, the OUYA one is so blatantly stupid is not even funny
I just don't get how being an ESL is related to thinking the Stadia had anything to do with the OUYA being a failure even if they were aimed at two completely different markets and with almost 9 years apart.
This whole Polium thing is just a joke aimed at Ganker and Ganker and there is nothing you homies can do or say to convince me of otherwise.
I want to believe it's a joke but the website is so clean and professional that I don't think its a joke
There was too much effort put into this
They even bought bots to support their accounts
Honestly.i don't know what the frick I've done
I posted about this 24 hours ago as a joke when it was at like 6 likes and now it's just blown up after like 3 threads hit 500 replies.
In the grand scheme of things this isn't even that stupid of a crypto scam. At least they have the vaguest promise of a product. A lot of these scams don't even have that.
>At least they have the vaguest promise of a product
what product? all Im seeing a dumb render of stolen assets and a stolen logo that "they will change", they clearly just came up with the idea in an afternoon to get easy money
Imagine a world where your phone needs to stay plugged in at all times because a portion of your phone is a porn website and your neighbor needs to coom.
No
Why are nintendogays like this?
Come on, it would be hilarious if Nintendo sued them
>Come on, it would be hilarious if Nintendo sued them
this
It would be
It's just a little epic trolling.
Usually id agree but my hate for cryptoBlack folk is bigger
Poliumgays coping so fricking hard.
Tell me about your .jpgs you paid 6 figures for, bro
I just want to see the circus burn.
The clown shall die
Do these gays realise that Nintendo PR guys never check notifications because its always overloaded with spam
why is it always furries getting so upset about crypto/nft shit?
Because they are intelligent, cool, and recognize scams.
if they were intelligent they woulda bought bitcoin back 10 years ago
They did, and sold a year ago.
no they didn't. They spend all their time complaining they can't afford diaper OC commissions because capitalism
Why are you trying to paint people with half a brain who avoid pyramid schemes are furries, you mental incompetent? Imagine being an NFTard mouthbreather.
Anyone noticed something?
Why are there so many fricking furries on twitter at this point? I keep seeing alot of them its surreal.
It's cause we didn't bully people enough
It's a haven for homosexuals, that's why.
the only people who sit on twitter 24/7 are gays without jobs or lives. so furrys
I laughed harder than I should've at this image lmao
>What's your favorite Zelda song?
>web3 gaming
Let the furry do it.
Fricking hell Nintendo has the most atrocious fanbase
>Furry profile picture
>forgetting @FBI
>it's totally original bro
>that's why we are changing it with an original one
>to make it originaller
Never
Crypto and NFTs are a scam
Web3 never taking off is the best timeline
/thread
>A multi-chain console for Web 3 Gaming
I'm a web developer and long time gamer and I have no clue what the frick that means.
Block chain gaming with your console acting as part of the block chain, connecting to other consoles. It's basically just an Ouya but with forced crypto
It will only be made available to popular entertainer 2Chainz, and he'll tell us what it's like
Did they announce any games yet?
Nah I just wanna draw the console tan of it
love the balloon breasts
Thanks! I had fun with it
Is this another rebadged alibaba scam? Its always funny when some company takes some 15 per unit item and sells it for 200 bucks.
Nope
wow look at this inside info of shit totally worth caring about
Wow, look at this lump of toad shit trying to do damage control.
I bet you the discord is here rn
t. Polium
>linux
>nvidia
if this doesnt crash and burn in the next 4 months it will likely turn into a rebadged roku. It really is the perfect scam. Trick a bunch of people they are "in" on the planning with a shitcord then once they feel the paypigs are committed take their wallets and run. They will most likely do an indiegogo with flexible funding.
I'm currently DMing the main staff in Twitter because I wanna take as much info as I can out of them and possibly have them on this board to embarrass themselves
They would fit right in here
Im thinking of getting them to "come on to the popular site v and explain your product in an ama!" To just frick with em
Hey moron, what OS do you think every Jetson is running?
You expect a scam meant for crypto bumblers to utilize either part of the puzzle to make a usable whole? This is implying they make it that far and it doesnt turn into a firestick in a huge housing.
The specs don't matter because there are literally no blockchain games that use graphics that need a dedicated GPU or a modern processor. There won't be any in the future, either, because the idea itself is moronic.
No way they can get 8k@120 for 300
No TV's even support 8k right now
There are 8K panels available, the issue is that there's pretty much zero 8K content and video games at 8K simply aren't a thing with current hardware
Ah so it's pretty much experimental at the moment
barely anyone is pushing for 8k anyway because that's way past the point of diminishing returns.
Yeah do any TV's support it?
Wow, you're a fricking nimrod. Of course the can't, you insidiously dumb motherfricker, I'm going to brick in your goddamn mouth.
friendly reminder that using nimrod as an insult only brings about the true manifestation of the true wicked buddha the internet is the next tower of babble.
That just sounds like them listing output specs. I recall some other consoles like xb1/ps4 launch stating 4k@120 cus it was the output specs of the hdmi standard at that time. Not saying the console would run games like that.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>we'll have a working prototype before we take any funding
wtf how? How are they going to pay for the prototype without any funding?
Crypto?
We've had enough of these threads.
"stolen game cube logo" is an anagram for "semblance to google". This shit is going to crash just as hard as the Stadia.
Yummy, delicious Polonium Tea.
If OP is just going to repost then, frick you, so am I:
The number of functional programs running on a chain can be counted on one hand and they don't exactly function well. And why would they on a system that doesn't allow for any kind of patching? On a system designed to run slowly with as much wasted energy as possible?
Gaming? Medical records? Licensing? Blockchain has no practical application in any of these fields and was never meant to have one. It was built to solve one problem and one problem only: information exchange in a ZERO-TRUST ENVIRONMENT. It does so by requiring immense amounts of wasted work (no, proof of stake is not better), having no mechanism whatsoever to correct errors or fraud, and allowing all users to see all data at all times. It is not only made fricking useless for every case you mentioned due to its purposeful inefficiency, it is also made an idiotic and dangerous proposition by its complete transparency. I don't want my medical records to be publicly available and protected by something as fricking flimsy as a pseudanon ID.
There's only one practical use for blockchain and it's illegal activity. Black markets and revolution. That's it. That's all.
>Bill Nye
go back
So basically Blockchain only exists and works in an illegal environment because there's no need for trust nothing vna be traced back
gaming's biggest problems are trust-based imo. Online gaming is an unregulated hellscape of no consumer rights and no obligation to honor a player's time/money put into the game. Games operate themselves like skinner-box side jobs by using psychologically tailored tricks and algorithms against the players then have no obligation to even maintain their servers for the players. In addition to that, all item drops and gatcha pulls in an online game are subject to trust and can't be verified by the player, where with on-chain data you can verify those events were actually random.
Separating the player's data from the actual service is key to solving this terrible shit dynamic, but I don't expect anyone on Ganker to be able to extrapolate out how and why. You're -starting- to understand the benefits but you're not really getting all of it.
>play singleplayer sub-AAA games
>don't have to deal with any of this shit
wow, that was hard, guess its not so much of a problem
fine, but you'll run into these issues if you ever play an online game that has any sort of persistent elements.
that used to be just MMOs, but now even arena FPS have servers that give drops/manage inventories, so it's becoming an inescapable problem of needing to trust dozens of companies to manage what belongs to YOU in those games.. and all of them are terminal as far as I'm concerned
sounds like the concept itself sucks. Oh well!
just stick to your singleplayer games then, fren
Anon, you are terminally stupid.
brother, systems that have no effect on the actual gameplay itself can go eat a donkey wiener. game systems that could utilize a crypto solution and have such strong p2w elements that they DO effect the actual gameplay can go suck a horse wiener.
>gaming's biggest problems are trust-based imo.
That's moronic, but I'm going to be generous here and assume you don't know what is meant by the terms "trust" and "zero-trust environment."
>Online gaming is an unregulated hellscape of no consumer rights and no obligation to honor a player's time/money put into the game
Blockchain does nothing to remedy this. You want regulation and limitations on contracts to enforce consumer rights.
>Games operate like side jobs taking advantage of psychological blind spots
again, you're asking for regulation not blockchains.
>All gacha drops are subject to trust and can't be verified by the player
No, that's incorrect, and I was right to assume you don't know what trust is in this context.
A zero-trust environment is one in which there is a high risk of hacking or clandestine edits with no way for the people involved to verify or litigate. Games have very clear contracts with their users that are mediated by the state. It is not a zero-trust environment.
>On blockchain you can tell what the drop rate is!
No, but you can tell what the drop rate is if you regulate the industry such that the company must print and verify their drop rates.
>Separating the player's data from the actual service is
An absolutely moronic idea that requires buy-in from the company itself and massively bloats development costs without actually solving any problems at all.
zero trust environment just means you don't have to rely on someone's reputation or a middle-man for business
And games don't have clear contracts. Even Blizzard is not obligated to reveal their gatcha-pull rates and they're hidden (prolly because they use algos to tailor results to your behavior)
The weird thing is that games (in general) ARE obligated to post rates, its just video games that aren't obligated.
>open a virtual casino? gotta do it by the book
>open a virtual casino but on consoles? what book lol just do whatever dude don't make it sus
they have to post rates, it's just some loophole on most laws that make them not have to, like diablo immortal does, technically when you buy a rift gem you are not buying the 5* equip, you are buying an item meaning it's like buying a skin or whatever other thing in a game
because gamers don't give a shit about getting fricked over and they never cared about their rights.
>spends 3 years of their youth grinding daily in an MMO with the expectation the game will stay around
>game announces closer in a month
>"Thank you NCSoft for making this wonderful game! I had such great memories from it! Can't wait to play your next game!"
This is normal gamer behavior.
its not like your typical casino goer gives a shit either, to be honest I dont know where the big push came from to regulate gambling
>I dont know where the big push came from to regulate gambling
probably some rich guy or big politician left his phone with his toddler and he bought billions of gems on crash royale or something
pretty sure this happened before smartphones man
not for lootboxes, the ban on them is very recently
I mean, what is the difference between gacha, lootboxes and buying magic/pokemon/yugioh packs?
there isn't, they're both garbage
with card game packs, you get to keep your cards. With gatcha games, you get to look at PNGs for around 6 months before they shut the game down
>zero trust environment just means you don't have to rely on someone's reputation or a middle-man for business
No, a zero-trust environment means you CAN'T rely on someone's reputation or a middleman or any outside enforcement. That doing so is not physically possible. This is the case in criminal enterprise or when trying to distribute censored information. It is not the case in legitimate business mediated by the state.
>games don't have clear contracts
They absolutely do, any time you play a game you have agreed to an extensive licensing contract.
>Blizzard doesn't have to disclose their drop rates
because it's not in the contract you fricking dope.
Again: you're asking for basic regulatory steps, not blockchain.
you've had decades to give players consumer rights for things like digital purchases or what they earned in-game. Now there are competing systems and they're offering players things like the ability to extract value.
The regulatory steps never came, so we got this instead. And even if they did come, it would still be a corporate fiefdom needed for rights management and "protection".
>The regulatory steps never came, so now we have this proposal that solves none of my issues
You have brain problems.
Lobby for regulation, dipshit.
Yeah, having a decentralized database with no one to honor ownership is clearly the way to solve trust-based problems, you moronic fricking puke.
>Increase system and networking requirements by 100,000% but still can't do any of that shit because that is not what trust means in this context
I might just have to kill myself after being contaminated by the pure moronation of your post.
>having no mechanism whatsoever to correct errors or fraud
Until you have a 51% attack they're fine.
And no, I won't defend NFT's, decentralized Apps, or anything else. I'm into crypto but even I see these areas as dead air. Web3 morons have taken the fork and have made it into a god damn hairbrush.
No, you misunderstand
A 51% attack is the only way to edit entries to fix errors or fraud.
There hasn't been errors in Bitcoin's blockchain since its inception.
>fraud
1) Programmable blockchains are dumb. They're an interesting technology, but nothing more than a meme as they do allow for fraud without countermeasures.
2) If you fall for fraud otherwise then learn better opsec
>There hasn't been errors in Bitcoin's blockchain since its inception.
Of fricking course there have you absolute moron, why do you think the chain split?
>lol just don't be defrauded
Or just don't use a moronic system with such an obvious and severe deficit.
the chain split because an error? no it didn't you fricking dumbass lmao. I'm glad Ganker is still this moronic
>the chain split because an error?
I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was talking to someone with downs. I'll try to be nicer to you in the future.
pssst
there are more kinds of errors than computational ones
The funniest crypto / nft shit to me, is whenever some fricker starts their new crypto shit, they promote it as community based. Where everyone gets voting power on what to do with it, where to take it. But WEIRDLY, the creators seem to always have juuust enough of it, so that they themselves as a singuler person have the majority vote.
Really curious how that happens.
>just don't fall for fraud lol
Black person everyone falls for fraud. That's why fraud is a multi billion dollar industry. That's why banks have options to halt payments and return them if something seems sketchy.
One of the biggest flaws in crypto, is the ZERO fricking fraud protection.
How about fricking NFT smart contracts? You look at your NFTs, you realize there's a new NFT you don't recognize. You click on it, hell maybe just accidentally click on it while scrolling and BAM. Smart contract activates, empties everything you own into a third party account, with ZERO chance of getting it back. Fricking ZERO. Someone can FLOOD you with NFTs that look identical to what you own, and if you click on ANY of them you are fricked.
IMAGINE in real life, you suddenly have another 1 dollar bill in your wallet, identical to all your other 1s, but if you fricking just touch it, your entire life savings disappear with NO chance of getting them back. Cool. Great. Need that.
>Dude just know every scam ever and fully avoid it!
What frickery.
Also:
>Crypto is anonymous
Yeah until someone can link your wallet to you, and then literally the entire world gets to know every single fricking thing you have EVER done in crypto space.
No community
>IMAGINE in real life, you suddenly have another 1 dollar bill in your wallet, identical to all your other 1s, but if you fricking just touch it, your entire life savings disappear with NO chance of getting them back. Cool.
and this is why i never trued crypto even if i had mined some in 2010 or 2011 back when mioning with a single GPU was viable i would have probably sold when it hit 60k
I'm still baffled that even the most basic fraud protections can't be implemented since the blockchain is apparently immutable and the only way to "revert" something is to fork the coin/chain/whatever and do a glorified pinky swear that its worth the old price now.
>But WEIRDLY, the creators seem to always have juuust enough of it, so that they themselves as a singuler person have the majority vote.
They have to do that, or they end up like that Web3 bank. Scammers took out a flash loan at 30% interest per second, used it to buy a majority share of the bank, changed the TOS to "we can take your money at any time for any reason", took everyone's money, and paid back their loan with interest...
All in a SINGLE TICK of the blockchain.
Not to mention the cost of running a blockchain based program.
Why do you think all NFTs are LINKS to .JPGs hosted outside the blockchain? Because hosting anything on blockchain is EXTREMELY FRICKING cost inefficient.
I don't know the current rates, last I checked was 2021, but hosting a single kb of data in a blockchain cost around $40. Like I said exactly why NFTs are links. Links are just a few bytes.
Now imagine hosting large complicated programs, or even entire games on blockchain technology like some of these web 3 frickers want. Not only would it fail because you can't fricking patch it like you mentioned, but But around 200mb of space at $40 a kb would cost them a sweet 8Million fricking dollars.
And I assume their scam is gonna be bigger than 200mb.
Sorry kids no tony
tony on the blockchain
Hey Tony
How is that at all a reasonable thing to say to potential customers like "yeah dude maybe one day our dumbass device can do this thing your phone can probably do so make sure to buy our shit because our team of 20 dudes is SURELY gonna make everything and anything possible just cus people ask for it."
>blockchain version of their app
what
>we'll partner with netflix if they decide to stream video over blockchain
Jesus christ, it's like he's trying as hard as he can to project the fact that he has no fricking clue how blockchain works.
For reference, a blockchain payload cannot exceed 32KB. A 22 minute episode of a show at 1080 being streamed is about three gigs, or 93,750 blockchain payloads.
>a blockchain payload cannot exceed 32KB
Please stop talking out of your ass
it doesn't even make sense because netflix has a browser version, so it technically has a blockchain version
What would the point even be, the whole point of Netflix is that the user doesn't own anything.
>what would the point be
There isn't one
>netflix
but of course, will it play every single game ever created at 120h 8k RT, end world hunger, design a spaceship that flys at near lightspeed, unite america and cure cancer?
not planned at the moment but maybe we make a blockchain version of that 🙂 .
keep riding that 4 hour hypewave you fricking startup spaz.
>blockchain version of netflix app
I don't.. what? How? Huh?
Just based on these Black folk not knowing that Soprasneeds is an hbo exclusive and could never be on netflix but still being confient about their mumbo jumbo is pretty funny.
It's all funny
Ouya 2: Electric Boogaloo
Maybe
what
It's totally not a GameCube
it's what I like to call a shit cuuuuube
SHIT CUBE
the reason I call it the nintendo shit cube, because it's a piece of fricking shit
HEY KIDS, WANT TO SEE THE NEW PAMECUBE VIDEOGAME CONSOLE DEVELOPED BY PINTENDO?
PINTENDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HIRE
YEAH
THEN GIVE ME A MONTH I STILL NEED TO MAKE IT!
Okey
Don't let em know
The "P" is for "Plagiarism"
It's not a scam we swear guys
>we are also building the console for ourselves and will not stop
>and we will not stop
Why does every cryptobro stink of persecution complex
because they all know they are a scam and will rugpull sooner or later
Because they're all shithead grifters and know pretending they're being persecuted will get the half literate morons of social media to jump on to their side.
how do you start a project and announce it without a product to show
it just werks!
i dont trust anybody that uses that rocket emoji
>web3 game developers
All none of them
Whenever you hear "web 3.0" mentioned in any context, it's a scam. No ifs ands or buts.
https://moxie.org/2022/01/07/web3-first-impressions.html
>We know a console can't be successful without games
I dunno, the PS5 seems to be doing pretty well.
>In talks
check
>road map
check
>Whitepaper
check
>Moonshot emoji
fricking check
Crypto is only good for gambling and swing trading but this shit here in insufferable. The "blockchain" does not need to be part of fricking everything.
what is whitepaper?
A "whitepaper" is general the page or paper that outlines what a particular cryptocurrency is, what it does, what it's used for (if anything) and what it hopes to achieve. Usually it's full of buzzwords, empty promises, and cleverly worded to make you think they're doing something super important or original when really it isn't, at least a majority of the time.
Honestly I don't even know what any of it means just that it's a scam
Couldn't even find someone who can speak English had to have an ESL gypsy who talks like a literal scum artist as their social media manager
>the console will make games but also games and of course we're making games because we know you want games all you need to do is sign here and here and a bit there and you will get games
>everything is going according to keikaku, just give me, I mean us money and you will get games, lots and lots and lots of video games. >Give me the fricking money homie.
imagine announcing a product and then having to defend it this hard, it's over.
please god no, why the frick would I want web3 let alone web3 gaming LET ALONE web3 gaming consoles.
I still don't get web3 gaming
It just seems like shitty scams and ads
so basically web3 is what the metaverse wants.
>buy this game! btw no physical copy and there's probably KYS but forget that we have literally all your info.
>oh you violated TOS? well you gave us permission to your wallet
>sorry it's blacklisted for all of our services now and you cant use our stuff
>no you wont get your money back and if your wallet is on our platform your money is also gone
forgot to mention you're also right that its just shitty scams and ads. the whole thing is moronic
Yeah ever since I made the first thread it's all it seems to be
it's like a trained AI, they know crypto and gaming words but don't know what they are talking about
>not even a prototype made
>announcing now
>overhype to crash and burn product #49404
It is astounding how this happens all the fricking time.
>/pol/ium
>Web 3 gaming
>blockchain
>read the whitepaper
Ah yes, all of the telltale signs that this project doesn't actually exist and it's just VC money baiting.
Guys stop attacking them pls
>You are all early
Red flag, get the frick out. God knows what they'll do with your data after saying this.
>Want to reach the right audience.
Haha yeah I bet they do.
They don't even have a prototype and they call US early?
Yeah but they're building one in a month
Which I can't wait to see
i posted this in their discord and got banned
it's not the most absurd thing ever for cryptogays who like checking their funds all the time, and wallet is basically synonymous with "account" in web3 terms
WTF is Web3?
It just seems like a buzzword meant to sound similar to Web 2.0, which was itself a buzz word, but at least it had some technical backing to it in terms of JS APIs and utilization of modern CSS 3 and HTML 5 features.
here
Web3 is what crypto morons pitch as a distributed internet managed and stored on blockchain
It's moronic on its face to anyone that has any understanding of blockchain whatsoever.
I just had to Google that shit. They want to decentralize the internet with block chain, and they will call it Web3.
OMG imagine having to mine URLs, I can't fricking wait holy dick. Musk-daddy will take us to the future.
I think I'll stick to calling them homosexuals.
And it won't fricking work for so, so, so many reasons. Like it was pointed out here:
Crypto shit is literally only good to get busted for buying drugs trough the mail and getting scammed.
Fun fact: for basically all crypto coins, 90% of the currency, sits with less than 10% of the users. Meaning: crypto only has value if you "buy into it". If you "buy into it" your money gets added to the pool of what the crypto is worth. That's why people tell you to "hodl" or "Hold on for dear life" because if you keep your money IN the crypto, it keeps value. But if you cash out before it drops, you contribute to the drop. You take money out of the value of the overall currency.
Now what is happening: Almost ALL of the cryptocurrency is held by people who are already STUPIDLY rich. And they need YOU to buy into crypto, so the value of the huge amount they own further increases. While your investment can only gain in value, if EVEN MORE people buy in. So now you're on the hook of promoting the currency as a great idea to invest in, or else you LOSE MONEY.
This makes all of crypto basically a giant fricking pyramid scheme.
Now cryptogays will tell you there's more nuance to it, but there really isn't. That's essentially it.
So literally it's worthless without fiat cash
bitcoin was always basically just gift cards to buy cp and drugs on dark web before the boom, but now these grifters shill crypto as next big step in finance and investing despite most of them being just a Ponzi scheme
Essentially yeah, for multiple reason. For one: You can't pay for anything with crypto, except illegal drugs and hitmen (not great, because despite what people tell you, crypto leaves a permanent paper trail that can never be deleted. If someone links your wallet to you they know ALL your drug purchases),
Hell, some places that take crypto can often be incredibly difficult because the time it takes to make a transaction is huge, and the worth often fluctuates fast enough that by the time the system wants to "pay" somebody, the amount is too much, or too little. cool. So that makes it that crypto is essentially worth, what people are willing to pay for it in FIAT. If nobody is giving you fiat for your bitcoin, then despite the exchange saying it's worth thousands, you got essentially nothing.
And even if you somehow manage to become a crypto millionaire: good luck cashing out. Exchanging large amounts of crypto back into fiat is notoriously difficult. Most exchanges won't let you withdraw over 1k.
So all that crypto money you "have"? It's theoretical. You "in theory" own "1 million worth of Bitcoin". In praxis: You'll have a hard time exchanging that into 1 million fiat.
Literally everything crypto is a scam of some sort. You as the end user who isn't operating the scam, you will never really benefit from having crypto. You can *maybe* make a bit of a profit speculating, but that's essentially gambling and like I said, even if you hit it big, cashing out is so hard, there's a chance the coin is worthless by the time you get all of it out.
There's an atm in a small newsagents/supermarket near me that accepts bitcoin. The owner is indian.
Are Indians stealing em?
>Bankruptcy button to quickly file for bankruptcy in a game
>the new version of pulling the ethernet cord when you get invaded will be declaring bankruptcy so you don't get your crypto stolen
now that's just a chinese knockoff Dualshock 4
those sticks look especially cheap
Oh god the sticks are flat
this isn't even funny to me anymore this shit is sad
At least I made a console tan
Then got fricking yelled at for showing it
>we dont have fricking anything to show you yet, but just TRUST US its gonna be amazing
They kind of missed the boat on blockchain scams but they might find a clueless investor to give them 100 million.
Amico did get 159 million dollars
the what now
Amico Intellivision got 150 million dollars to make a console that never came out
How is Tommy Tallarico such an unhinged weirdo, he used to be pretty cool.
He just got caught up in a scam
seems like he doesn't get how to act on the internet either
>He just got caught up in a scam
He orchestrated the scam. Or maybe he was so naive that he genuinely thought making a console was easy.
He used to (I dunno if he still does) run a sound effects company for a lot of prominent video games, if anyone knows how hard making hardware is it should be him.
Probably both
Shit didn't start hitting the fan until Tommy hired known scam artist Phil Adam as his business manager (or whatever title that guy held).
That logo kinda looks like the gamecube logo.
Why are they using the GameCube logo
The frick is web 3.0?
Ligma balls
What the frick is Web 3.0? Some sort of "new internet" which means everything is on blockchain, privacy is no more, and every action you want to make (post, download, upload, etc. etc.) costs money, gpu/cpu cycles and generally contains some sort of scam around every corner?
Yes.
Ah, so it's a Web 2.0 -buzzword but for cryptogays. Ty.
>Ah, so it's a Web 2.0 -buzzword but for cryptogays. Ty.
You'll quickly find out that the things that cryptobros spout is no different from the pie-in-the-sky bullshit that caused the dot com bubble 22 years ago. As overzealous as a snake oil salesman claiming he can cure you of terminal cancer.
You're probably right. Some of the "directives" that were given to potential software developers were written up by Tommy himself apparently.
the dotcom bubble was right though. Most of those companies failed but the thesis was right in that the internet was the most important invention of the era
thers lots of bubbles all the time for tons of stupid shit. The existence of a bubble doesnt' mean there's something valid going on, thats literally a lie these morons use to convince people.
I'm responding to anon about the dotcom bubble specifically not all bubbles
God what horrible rules.
the idea is that you get to control your data, the services are interoperable and you can migrate it to other services so you're not at the mercy of any specific company or rent-taker
>the idea is that you get to control your data
Not going to happen considering the way the internet turned out where ad companies control everything and literally profit of users data
>the services are interoperable
Also never going to happen on a large-scale as it's just not logistically feasible without one company/infrastructure controlling everything and making sure things work smoothly
>and you can migrate it to other services so you're not at the mercy of any specific company or rent-taker
See the first. It's in every companies interests to not let you do this.
Attempting to use facts and reason and especially logistics to convince a cryptoc**t of anything is like trying to convince an atheist with psalms.
>psalms are equal to facts and logic
this is really good baint
You are illiterate
bainted :^)
What services are interoperable? Migrate what?
That's the crux. Cryptotards pushing Web3 meme rely on their lack of understanding about how anything works to fuel their claims. They just say "everything on everything" and call it a day.
One shill tried to push cryptomtx by saying if they bought a skin in CoD but wanted to quit the game they could bring their skin to Fortnite with them because they own it. This is the level of boomer tier lack of understanding you're dealing with.
>if they bought a skin in CoD but wanted to quit the game they could bring their skin to Fortnite with them because they own it.
that would make for mad mods. ripping a character from one game and stretching its skin on a character mesh from another game. It looks like ass, but that's the point. It's like a digital Leatherface or Buffalo Bill game.
Ah, the implication that competing companies are going to allow transferring token-based assets between competing products. No they will not, are you braindead or what? You will be locked in a platform providers token (Amazon, Google, Facebook) and you might be able to transfer inside that ecosystem. Also most of the whitepapers I have seen describing storing asset data in blockchain only refers publicly accessible information or proof of ownership type of deal, both are nightmarish from end user perspective.
alright Ganker, here's your chance
design their new logo
I think in the last thread people did
Ratbox. The gimmick is that you can only play rat games on it
>what's a rat game?
its not for you
Perfect
ponium
What is web 3?
These Indians sure are ballsy. I'd expect this shit from the Chinese.
I don't get cryptocultists
Post your poliium logo concept bros
Do you still have the Dreamcast one
Heres the dreamcast
Heres mine
We so far have
>Polium tan
>Polium dreamcast
>Polium wii u
Should we send it to themN
So far I heard someone anon wanted to send the wii u one to them and already the tan one got sent no sure about the Dreamcast but go ahead.
That's perfect. I sent them the clown girl one
what's Polium pass and gamertags and why would anyone buy them
It's a game pass mint you get
It gives you the console for free
shit in out of touch with the moronic shit that're industry standards
What?
I'm out of touch*
It used to take console giants years to develop a new console because they actually did research and development into making new processors, and writing the software as well as things like managing airflow and TDP. Now they're all x86 machines in a fancy case and new OS, but they're just slapping Android onto some shitty RaspberryPi like system and calling it a day.
ironically raspi kits are an actual lucrative business and people buy DIY kits all the time
I bought two with premade cases from canakit. One was used to play around on and the other was used to make PiHole on the home network. I wasn't bashing Raspi, they're good systems, but some people see them as a gaming scamming opportunity, and that's not what they were meant for.
Im just saying, i they wanted to be techbros about it they should market the "you own your hardware" angle instead of just making a scheme out of it
>we are working with devs to have exclusive games
>takes a long time to make a console because they have exclusive games
make up your mind scammer
Yeah pretty mu h
Sounds like a disease, they should fire their marketing guy.
chill, the marketing guy is literally the designer, developer, and CEO.
it literaly is the game cube logo
get your passes boys
don't miss out on another gacha event ever again with the wallet button
Ghensin impact to poilum?
it's a bit rough around the edges but i think i'm on to something
Are they biceps or penises
They're biceps, Dennis.
yes
It's about high time we start executing startup chuds who make shit that doesn't make humanity objectively better.
We should honestly
/misc/ made a console?
I hope you cryptohomosexuals have a nice day soon.
Never trust anyone who unironically uses a rocket emoji.
Kill them all
Never forget that a fish significantly outperformed wallstreetbets
Also the NASDAQ
How was this measured. It's easy to see how the fish can have starting money and just RNG it up but how do you measure a group of people as an investment source? Did the creator make regular polls asking the community on what to do?
the funniest part is when he unironically pitched the fish to a group of people who expected him to do something serious
>rich zoomer "I DID X AND Y HAPPENED :O" vid
No thanks.
this guy builds the most moronic robots for a living, he's a fricking legend
He's illustrating a point about speculating. You wouldn't get it.
This was pre-OTV Michael Reeves before he met the creepy weeb girl and became a homosexual.
He still shattered some dude's face in a boxing match recently despite being a Caligay now.
>imported asian gf with his youtube money
its not fair bros
She wasn't imported
I remember her from years back doing dumb lol vids
Ready Player One was dogshit and metaverse is basically trying to make it, don't let it happen.
VR chat already exists
VR chat is also user controlled. Our corporate overlords can't have that, how will they make money?
That's pretty accurate yeah.
Yeah pretty much
Can't wait till someone makes death robots
DARPA is (was?) literally funding a reasearch of a robot that can "eat" vegetation as a fuel, which is pretty much the Horizon: Zero Dawn's plot
I have zero hope for the future at this point
God damn it
Well they should hurry up
Do you really want the sequel game tho
I'm looking forward to the apocalypse
No way they are competent enough for those things to run long term but I'll be dead by then so it will literally not be my problem
what about those fly trap robots that power themselves with the carcass of the caught flies
What
https://ias.uwe.ac.uk/Energy-Autonomy-New/New%20Scientist%20-%20EcoBot%20II.htm
Jesus Christ that's horrifying
Why?
I.mean
It's robots who live off of meat
Do you know what an animal is?
Yeah I do but like
Artificial animals freak me out
Reminder your pets are meat robots that specifically are programmed to eat meat and to hunt and to kill other smaller meat robots
But you override their programming with secondary machine learning and conditioning
Except when it doesn't work
>Using E Coli to fuel robots
KEK
Saucy please
the simile is funny!
>saucy taking about shit
Who would have guessed.
Dick in the booty ass Black person.
What
Saucy likes to eat poop doo doo
And shit he's a roodypoo ass Black person who dreams of poop reminds me of that nick bates guy, he's probably a pedo just like nick
Where did I mention anything but E Coli? ;_;
E coli is commonly found in poo poo, roodypoo ass homie
You only know that word because you're the lonesome dung eater. Forever alone.
I know the word from an episode of Spaceballs: The Animated Series. They made Spaceballs: The Soda and it had e. coli and ebola in it. They called it "ecola" or something.
I still think I'm the only person who saw that show.
Sounds great. Sign /m/e up for the robot apocalypse.
AAAA NOOO NOT FAKE ANIMALS BUT BAD AT SURVIVING AND DOING BASIC ANIMAL STUFF NOOOOO THIS IS THE END AAAA Black personMAN SAVE ME
Pretty fricking accurate.
Also unrelated: The guy who made RP1 was SO proud of all the 80s pop culture research, and he did ZERO fricking research into video games.
The Oasis is basically the Internet but VR. But also: it is PERMADEATH. Meaning: If you go into a pvp world and get killed, you lose everything. your account gets reset to 1. All levels gone, all items gone everything. Imagine getting ganked in WoW, and losing your fricking CAR.
You'd eat a headshot on the rainbow six planet, and your steam account has all saves from all games deleted and your bank account gets zero'd.
And ingame currency = IRL currency, since you can buy shit with oasis bucks.
Coupled with the fact that using your mounts/cars cost fuel and maintenance which costs oasis money, and even leaving a world costs oasis money.
What do you do if you spawn at school with no cash to use the teleporter? Do the woods near the school have goblins you can kill for coin????
Does every world have a system to make money?
How do they ensure that the Counter Strike planet doesn't let you create too much more money than the Eve Online planet?
Who would play this shit? Again imagine losing your 15 year eve account because you teleported to the wrong planet with PvP enabled, didn't have any weapons or items for that planet, and got ganked by 5 high level rich kids who bought legendaries with their dads CC.
>web 3 gaming will be the future
damn it feels good to be a boomer satisfied to replay morrowind and random indieshit until i'm an old frick, enjoy the hellscape of modern gaming zoomies
Is that fricking cammy as a furry?
Then why did you post a modern game character?
cammy isn't modern
That's not Cammy moron, she's from Cuphead.
its cammy's outfit
On a character from cuphead.
Still doesn't make her Cammy.
there's literally nothing to cammy besides her outfit
What about her moveset?
Okay you have a good point, she is a divekick function. That said though, the vast majority of people posting Cammy online are just cooming, they aint divekick enjoyers.
So? Why would I give a frick what people that don't play the game think. Still doesn't mean a character from cuphead is automatically Cammy.
If your life was content you wouldn't still be on Ganker as an oldfrick for so long
Possibly
>Blue bell posting out of nowhere
My girl has already ascended
>hate furshit
>crop out head, erase tail
I will now fap to your image
based tansau fan
A what fan
Web 3 more like Ouya 3
Steam
well why not
Because steam actually exists
Gabe can't count to 3.
web 2.0, episode 2
does your controller have a wallet button?
no?
gay
>HTML5 EROTIC
>UOOOOOOH
Your pedo nips emoji means nothing to what the rest of the internet treats it as, homosexual
Learn to take a joke, polium.
>UUUOOHHH
>I'M GONNA CSS3
>DAMN BRAT
>NEEDS BOOTSTRAP CORRECTION
wtf is that real? Are they really advertising being able to... run languages?
this shit has me in tears what in the frick
HTML5 IS TURING COMPLETE, YOU JUST DON'T GET IT
Java? holy frick i can't wait to play minecraft and mine block(chains) on my polonium!
I don't even think Minecraft can run on this lmao
>no language formerly known as jai
It's like they hate money
wait so u be saying this console doesn't actively prevent me from running executables based on whether their source code was written in C++ or C#?
Holy shit...the future...is here...
I don't know it hasn't come out yet
>Give me your wallet!
>*press button*
Hahahahah
Where's the doug button?
Below the wallet
Nearly this whole thread I was reading the consoles name as Polonium
WHAT is web3?
Buzzword.
For smart people it means "scam"
For dumb people it means "investment opportunity"
If only you could read the fricking thread frogBlack person
Ok but where is Web3 ready onahole? Imagine the possibility, you press a button to access your wallet and instantly purchase an audible NFT of your favorite onlyfans prostitute moaning. And then, you can take that NFT, because you own it now, in ANY video game and play that moan constantly. WTF I love NFT's now.
this shit got a good laugh out of me
Frick me, it runs games written in both C++ AND Java? Oh my god this is insane. At this rate, by 2010 we'll have teleporting flying cars. Crazy how fast technology is advancing.
Don't forget games made with Html5
Damn!
I'm curious how old the people behind this """""project""""" are.
I'm getting big "I just got my Bachelor's in marketing" vibes.
>they changed touch id to fingerprint scanner
>this post is advertising or begging.
Mocking =|= begging
>why yes my dear not-shill fren, mentioning it over and over again on Ganker since yesterday is a mockery and nothing else, lol!
you're either in on it or a newbie or both
No I'm just bored and find it hilarious that I'm the span of 24 hours after posting about it that every mid-high tier YouTuber I'd talking about it
It's a joke
Frick, cryptogays are easily the worst tech cancer in years.
what were other before this one even? Gamers lol?
Basically anyone involved in the consolidation of the internet, like Zucc.
Hello I am a web 3 rainbow belted chain surfer. Polium in the future. AMA
Hi
what do you do for a living
Mop bathroom floors
>We did not copy Nintendo's GameCube logo
Totally not. It's original how dare you
It IS original but... You convinced us to change it with an original one. I am happy to announce that this is our new logo.
What do you mean it looks like the Playstation logo?
Yes that's a P, our company's logo.
No that's not an S under it, that's just P's shadow being cast.
Yes, they're familiar but their P represents Penis, our P represents Play-I mean Polium.
Isn't that the Amico Intellivision logo
>Polonium
It's safe to play
>You can clone literally any controller you want
>Clone the PS4 controller
Why? the Xbox perfected the controller with the Xbone controller, there's nothing to improve upon except for a gyroscope.
it's the shitty version of a DualShock 4
look at those fricking sticks
Why do you keep shilling this shitty fake console?
to laugh at it
you dumbass
Ah yes, to ~~*laugh*~~ at it! We're being ironic! Like when those "straight" guys do gay shit...ironically! LOLOLOL! ALL FOR LAUGHS HEHE!
Ouya 2.0 let's go lads
Why do zoomers fall for the dumbest scams?
At least back in the day things were like
>your account has been hacked please enter your password in this fake url
Now it’s literally
>it’s a Ponzi scheme but we can’t even pretend that you’re buying into something
It's called Polium cause I'd rather have polio than play it
Ayy
Nintendo doesn’t make GameCubes or games for it anymore. Why does it matter?
>Nintendo doesn’t make GameCubes or games for it anymore. Why does it matter?
He doesn't know
Ah yes i want a console named after a fricked up virus
Ah Cryptogays. LITERALLY can not stop scamming and stealing other peoples IP. Bless 'em.
"Web 3 Gaming will be the future" My dude you don't even know what that means. How's decentralized blockchain shit the future? What does it add to the PLAYER? All the shit is, is the foundation for yet another rugpull. Have everyone invest into your web 3.0 crypto shit, then JOINK you take all the money out with the huge chunk you own yourself, and leave every fricker who believed in your "future" stranded.
God, I can't wait for countries to create strict laws against crypto and send all these frickers to federal frick me in the ass prison.
Kek should have read the thread before posting.
They have less than fricking nothing. I went on about how they don't know HOW web3 is the future of gaming, THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A PROTOTYPE FOR THEIR DEVICE. This is at the "Bro we should make our own switch! But with crypto! Dude!" stage.
But I bet my ass, if you join their discord and ask about any of that shit, you'll get banned for spreading FUD.
Like I said. Crypto bros LITERALLY can not stop scamming people for more than 3 minutes.
Yeah the prototype is coming in 2 months and I'll post about it then
That and the console tan I made
Frick Crypto, especially Crypto in games.
>web3
https://web3isgoinggreat.com/
Yeah that's when everyone started laughing
The example they always use is "what if you get banned from tf2 and down own the hats anymore" and its weird because even if i still owned the hats if i was banned i wouldnt be able to trade them so the decentralization is pointless
Yeah pretty much
Ironic, considering their attitude to "But what about scamprotection" is: "Just don't get scammed lulz roflmao"
poliolium
Did they even do any basic research about video games and consoles?
No they didn't and it's hilarious
Is this stupid fricker saying OUYA failed because of future developments? Stadia wasn't around when the OUYA was.
they're that stupid
Woah, is that the GameCube™ logo??
Pollium console tan DO NOT RIGHT CLICK!!!
Perfect
Tho I perfere the clown girl I made
But damn homie that's probably a more accurate one
I didnt know the clown girl exists and i havent seen her sorry
Here ya go homie
Basically the idea is
>Only a clown would invest in this
And the balloons were added because
>There's nothing but air there
No, they were added because you're an unoriginal coomer who read the clussy threads and realized that Ace Attorney character had balloons because she was flat
Wrong homosexual
In the previous thread I asked about it and another Anon said use balloons
Polium sounds like a mix between polio and polonium. The only name I can think of that's worse is Stadia which sounds like a veneral disease.
>free advertising
Gee thanks Gankeree!!
No no
Matt mcmuscles and Pat the NES nerd yelling about it is free advertising
Everyone knows no one here has any actual money
no you don't get it, Ganker is the secret ultimate superpower of the internet, and anyone who says they like a game is a shill being paid 8 figures to hopefully sway the invincible Ganker
Damn I wish I knew
>90% of all threads is nintento and e-celeb wank
>nah man the shills are the people bringing up games that aren't those things
frick this place and anyone who posts here, including me
This site is just trannies and porn but the moment you post about anything else you're a shill
Wannabe jannies patrol the threads to make sure there's no shills but the constant /misc/ threads that aren't even remotely on topic are spared their ire for """""some""""""" reason
Pretty much
Today I posted an image of my Twitter censored (it was me mocking these guys) because you know I don't wanna shill and I got shit for it
So I posted it uncensored and got even more.shit for it
Sorry about that anon.
No problem
It's just annoying because I didn't want to be seen as a shill but apparently it was seen as hiding something
>sarcasm
Why go to reddit when I get the same experience here.
There's no reason to go reddit besides seeing the same posts reposted there
Ha 5 more
ya totally not the gamecube logo it literally looks like 5 minutes in the gimp
Does anyone know who's behind this. I get crypto is anonymous and everything, but if you're going to sell a product, you can't be anonymous. Their whois is hiding who's behind the webiste.
https://www.whois.com/whois/polium.com
I don't know. I think it's one of the guys they follow?
well you can't properly run a scam under your own name, can you?
Yeah but I'm sure someone had to fricking start this thing
Gonna assume the Crypto Island guy
Oh man, if this is the next saga of Cryptoland I cannot wait for it to crash and burn. I was mildly obsessed with everything surrounding Cryptoland for a couple of weeks.
qrd
Basically an unregulated libertarian utopia funded by crypto on an island they didn't actually own.
Would be kind of nice honestly.
I hope we do get one
I'd laugh harder if all of these bullshit second stringer countries hadn't claimed all of the bullshit uninhabited islands and wouldn't let literally anyone buy them as sovereign turf to try new things.
As is it's just disgusting to me the way these government homosexuals hold onto shit they're not even using or taxing and won't sell it as sovereign for ANY money, no matter how remote or shitty or if it's just a rock sticking up out of water. Just repulsive.
Do you think you'll get a critical video from it
Wow I cant wait to play these when I get to crypto island
>they ripped off the GC logo omg!
I bet they just looked for, I dunno, something like "P logo" on some stock image site. Like this one.
https://stock.adobe.com/br/images/p-letter-logo/97858160
I mean
To be fair in the gaming market you should know other logos
and that's very clearly a modified gamecube logo
Yeah even thags stretching it
Also doesn't matter new logo is coming anyways
true
Yeah so now we got a new logo
Indeed, looks more like Polygon bike's logo
Literally not the same logo. kys nintendo
Exactly the same however as this site with models and textures.
https://www.poliigon.com/
>get banned
>all money stolen
Wew...
Holy shit no more wallet button!
Is Sony going to sue them for their trademark of no games?
already got one
soul
soul time
pi3 > p4 just for the fact that it has a normal hdmi, what were they thinking
Commercial users wanted dual 4k to run giant ad billboards.
>GUYS GUYS SO WE HAVE THIS NEW IDEA FOR A CONSOLE
>IT HAS THE HARDWARE OF A MOBILE PHONE FROM 2014
>RESKINNED FLSAH GAMES
>NO AIR FILTRATION
>BUT HEY AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY AN ACTUAL CONSOLE TO PLAY ACTUAL VIDEOGAMES
How this shit didn't die with OUYA or Stadia is beyond me? Remember when Amazon announced their console? No you don't, cause no one fricking bought it.
>Remember when Amazon announced their console?
Luna?
Yeah that, isn't it just a Stadia but purple?
yeah. At the very least you only pay the sub and don't have to pay extra per game.
yeah and it works I think
We really are on the verge of an industry crash.
Ganker here. This is what it will be:
- Linux Machine
- Has some cheap app that acts as a wallet with logins for all big blockchains, so basically a web browser in app form.
- Once logged in, another cheap app can read from this wallet how much you have and earn (this is all done for free in any of the official blockchain scan sites and public).
- Then you download the games from the app that is basically a web browser, and install the game as normal.
- Then just run the games like any normal PC would.
What they are selling is the hype of the "web3" buzzword, this is the new 'NFT' word of the year. In reality this is just a $300 linux machine with some custom cheap app to pretend it's the real deal. Pretty clever to be honest as there will be people who know frick all of this and will "invest" in this piece of shit.
Ganker gay here
It will likely be a locked down android or linux streaming box with a $1 allwinner cpu that can only show a web browser, kinda like the ouya but without any working software
And that is if it gets made at all
Ganker here
it's a fricking scam, it will never exist
>it will never exist
Nah, it will. people who invest into NFTs and scams will throw money at this
After reading this whole thread, i can only say
This is not real, there is no way this is real, it can't be real.
This is just some super elaborate joke made exclusively to troll you morons and maybe get some cash from an unsuspecting tweettoid passerby.
Look at the fricking tweets, there is no fricking way they aren't fricking around with you morons, the OUYA one is so blatantly stupid is not even funny
CryptoBlack folk really are this desperate and stupid.
You know it's not it's made by people who just don't speak English
I just don't get how being an ESL is related to thinking the Stadia had anything to do with the OUYA being a failure even if they were aimed at two completely different markets and with almost 9 years apart.
This whole Polium thing is just a joke aimed at Ganker and Ganker and there is nothing you homies can do or say to convince me of otherwise.
I want to believe it's a joke but the website is so clean and professional that I don't think its a joke
There was too much effort put into this
They even bought bots to support their accounts
Honestly.i don't know what the frick I've done
I posted about this 24 hours ago as a joke when it was at like 6 likes and now it's just blown up after like 3 threads hit 500 replies.
In the grand scheme of things this isn't even that stupid of a crypto scam. At least they have the vaguest promise of a product. A lot of these scams don't even have that.
I wonder if I should ask for a prototype when it comes out
>At least they have the vaguest promise of a product
what product? all Im seeing a dumb render of stolen assets and a stolen logo that "they will change", they clearly just came up with the idea in an afternoon to get easy money
You would be shocked by the amount of """projects""" that can't provide even that.
Yeah this at least shows there's an idea that has a good 3d artist
>good 3d artist
google raspberry pi case render and ps4 controller render, you will be shocked
Why the hell do people care about the logo in the first place?
Cause it's just a GameCube logo
It's so blatant
I wonder how long it will take for them to rugpull, I give it 3 months
What is Web 3 gaming?
I didn't even know there was a Web 2.
It's just the modern day browser but with more ads and crypto mining
web3 doesn't exist it's a stupid buzzword crypto morons use, they want a web based on blockchain, but thats just normal web
What's the point of crypto?
Seems like every project is just designed to pump a token so the creators can dump it.
Greater fool theory, without any real world value for crypto it will always be greater fool theory
The what
Yeah that's it
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>web 3.0 gaming with nfts
It's a steam link but without any games
Or a console
Oh wow, it's the OUYA!
ouya but blockchain? what the frick does that mean?
ok, it will run web3 games
and web3 games are pretty much shitty afk games were somehow you can get crypto stuff
@FBI
Polium does what Nintendon't
What the frick is Web3
the new coke for zoomers
Imagine a world where your phone needs to stay plugged in at all times because a portion of your phone is a porn website and your neighbor needs to coom.