Are you gonna get one?
>Superstar Sprinkle Blast – a Mario Party-themed concoction with Cake Batter ice cream, yellow cake chunks, blue frosting, and rainbow sprinkles
>The Mighty Pink Puff – based on the one and only Kirby, this one is Strawberry ice cream with strawberry chunks, mini marshmallows, and caramel
>Island Getaway – inspired by Animal Crossing: New Horizons, this treat features Chocolate ice cream, strawberries, banana, and whipped topping
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Amerifats would never
>America is the only place on the planet that eats ice cream
no I'm not American
i would be so embarrased ordering this as an adult
youll get over it as you get older. "yeah i can get the new mario one? cool thanks"
>i'm too edgy and le cool to enjoy things
You'll grow out of it by the time you hit puberty.
Nah. I actually prefer the simple flavors like vanilla or pistachio. These look like you could barely even taste the ice-cream.
There's having inhibitions and then there's just being plain insecure about yourself, anon.
It is just ice cream I will never be deceived into thinking that food has an age label on it.
Based.
Imagine being an adult and eating ice cream.
Ice cream is for literal children and homosexuals
>Ice cream is for literal children and homosexuals
Yes, adults only eat a bland, flavorless grey nutrient paste. Tasting things is for children. Enjoying things is for children. Adults are supposed to be bitter and miserable.
Anon that post couldn't have been more sarcastic if the poster tried.
inb4 b-but I was being sarcastic too!
I'm sorry, I'm too busy doing adult things, like filing my taxes and telling people to grow up. Look how mature I am. I'm the most mature person in the universe. TELL ME I'M MATURE!
This but unironically. There's a reason why alcohol is so popular, despite having a shitty taste. Taste is a crutch that makes food more enjoyable with no effort.
Thank god you aren't an adult, then.
Its okay Quentin, nobody cares that you want the animal crossing treat
Based Diamond Dog.
Real men order only a tiny cup of classy chocolate with French vanilla on Social occasions such as Weddings
Yeah all of those are trash compared to the godlike apple pie flavor
What? You mean it's weird if I, as an adult, buy the sonic the hedgehog ice cream bar?!?
There is not a single cold stone creamery within 50 miles of where I live.
I live too far from a Cold Stone, but if I were closer, I'd totally get that Animal Crossing one.
I want that sonic curry
how large are these anyway?
i'm not paying $10 for a tiny cup of shit ice cream
You have to get the biggest size which is 12 oz according to google
My girlfriend and I are gonna march into Cold Stone and ask for two of them. Frick you. I'm getting Animal Crossing even though the Mario flavor sounds better.
pink puff looks like Kirby took a shit in the bowl
Imagine the smell of the kind of adult ordering this
Animal crossing one sounds great. I'll have 7. I'm american btw in case you didn't know.
norm isn't american but he adapted to our culture better than anyone
i'd get the mario party one unironically, maybe when playing with my cousins
Its amazing how incredible guerilla marketing has evolved. One guy posting random threads has just sent so many people to cold stone.
It's not guerilla marketing, schizo. People are just starved for Nintendo news because of the lack of a direct.
We literally just had a direct
>hur durr third parties not a real direct
frick you
OP here, I've never even been to cold stone. lol
i hope they paid you well
I didn't get paid shit. I'm gonna have to pay for gas to drive to cold stone and then pay for two ice creams.
>he's too poor to have it delivered to his place
kek
Closest cold stone is 20 mins away and I'm done paying $4 more per item for an upcharge, plus a "service fee" plus tax, plus a tip for someone who I haven't confirmed actually deserves a tip yet.
It's a guerilla marketing campaign for a product I like (ice cream) so it's ok.
Mario flavor sounds disgusting. Other two are good, standard ice cream flavors with decent toppings even if the Kirby one is a weird combination. Although I assume you can customize the toppings a little.
Frick off Cory, birthday cake icecream is great.
I could have it delivered and left by my door like the troglodyte that I am
it'll melt
Three scoops of Coffee in the Kirby cup, please. I do not require toppings.
Uhh, just a 99 for me thanks.
amerifats give me the rundown on Cold Stone
It's an ice cream shop.
You buy ice cream there
There are toppings you can put it on it
There you're caught up
Overpriced, usually in nice towns. Good ice cream they mix all the toppings in and beat it together in front of you. Used to go to one in ardmore pennsylvania near Villanova
>usually in nice town
i don't live in a nice town and we have like 2 of them
Big chain ice cream parlor. Pretty good quality for once in a while, had a great milkshake from then last year. Known to make their workers sing happy birthday to customers.
none of the toppings really appeal to me (i'm boring and just throw in oreos ) but i remember that back when they had the same campaign but for yoshi and mario maker 2 they would give you the themed cups regardless of whether you ordered the specific combination or not.
overpriced but good ice cream shop. the gimmick is that there is large variety of toppings and they mixed them on a cold stone slab.
I just realized; that's just Marble Slab's gimmick as well.
they roll your ice cream on a counter and it somehow doesnt melt
wtf do you mean roll
not the guy that originally responded, but it's like a hibachi grill that's cold. They slap the ice cream down, flatten it out like my wiener at 4 PM, the add toppings onto it and chop it together.
The result is fluffier ice cream with ingredients that are more uniform throught the ice cream.
>fluffier ice cream
you are eating shitty ice cream, pic related is what actual ice cream looks like
completely adequate icrecream that you pay way too much money for.
just like starbucks and every other 'fast food but hip' chain
How about SMRPG flavors? Marsh Mallow and Geno Swirl.
Sorry, SE didn't didn't pay up
You'll get Cloud bannana and Tifa Belgium Chocolate
Zelda flavors, then? Deku Hazelnut?
>Geno in Smash flavor
>it's a empty cup with Geno drawn on it
I don't buy corpo Black person garbage.
>every flavor taste the same
>it only varies if its more or less chunky and maybe some hints of chocolate or strawberry
go back to sucking dicks on reddit
>All ice cream tastes the same because I say it does
I think the problem is you anon
its the same shit that happens with mountain dew, you can splash all the flavores syrups and coloring you want, but if its base is 80% sugar everything will taste extremely sweet and will overpower any flavor you intended to add, so yes, every cold stone's ice cream taste the fricking same, go eat a gelato and get some taste you cuGanker reject
>but if its base is 80% sugar everything will taste extremely sweet and will overpower any flavor you intended to add
I'm sorry you have burned out taste buds, anon.
Oh look at you with fancy ass taste buds looking down on all us literal "no taste" peasants.
Allow me to spend an extra 10 dollars because it's from Italy
It's fricking ice cream, get over yourself.
Imagine being this elitist over fricking ICE CREAM
There a quite a few mountain dew flavors that taste distinct from one another you moron.
The nearest coldstone is a half hour from my house, so maybe
Those looking fricking gross. Why not just cut out the middleman and eat spoonfuls of raw sugar? Jesus...
t. actual unironic so y drinker
Call me boring, but when I get ice cream I just want one flavor with no toppings.
I'm pretty sure you can ask for no toppings anon.
I suppose, but the mixed flavors and toppings seem to be the entire point of those cups.
Sure, buy you can still ask to remove them.
>The Mother Lode - based on Wario, this treat has Vanilla ice cream with pecans, garlic-infused honey, and crepe chunks, topped with chocolate sauce, whipped cream, and a dash of turmeric
No, I can't stand ice cream.
>Onions ice cream
It's probably not bad. Roasted onions have a sweet, mild flavor.
would.
My family has run an ice cream business for about ~40 years and supplied to other businesses throughout the state for about 10 years. Generally what makes for a quality product is a higher fat content in the milk and quality secondary ingredients, not a fancy method of preparation. Cold Stone creamery is mostly cheap slop marked up exponentially honestly. Support local businesses.
>Support local businesses
I would if they priced themselves in a way that makes them appealing instead of pretending they are the fanciest places in town.
The ingredients are expensive. The reason that milk is not used in chains and grocery brands is because it's not mass marketable. You wouldn't order dominos when a local pizza parlor is in your neighborhood, right? That's not real meat on those pies.
I'm gonna be honest and blunt with you anon. Most people just wanna go to the place that's nearest to them and what they that's there. They're not gonna check every hole in the wall shop
Your family clearly found a system that works and is locally known and I'm happy for you.
I fricking hate Nintendo, I don't like their games, especially their marketing "team" here, but those look amazing and I'd love getting all of them many times.
There are no Coldstones near me so I guess I'll have to go to one of the local ice cream places for a superior product that doesn't say Mario on the cup. 🙁