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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Chris Pratt as Mario
    Lmao into the trash it goes.

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I COME IN AND I START STEALIN COINS

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically would be great casting

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I hit them with the bike, then I eat the bike

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I just wanted to be puuure

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Should've been mario actually, did great in the lorax and hercules but kind of needs to play the role model character for the protag

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Lots of shady shit goes down in Boo Houses, Wario. These places are like prisons.
      >Like Goombas gettin' ass raped?

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >miyamoto didn’t even bother mentioning Wario and Waluigi
    this homosexual is forever seething

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Martinet has "surprise cameo roles" or something

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chris Patt as Mario is so funny
    >Mario will be talking plenty in the new movie!
    Jesus Christ what were they thinking? This shit is going to be the next /tGanker meme for the next decade.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      it'll be the Ganker, Ganker, and Ganker meme all at once

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Rosalina there when she's not even casted?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      You could say this about half of the characters in this image.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          These guys. OP is a homosexual. Wario, Waluigi, Daisy, Yoshi and Boo are not in this movie.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Bowser, DK, Foreman Spike AND OG DK all in the same movie
            Damn.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            what about pauline?

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Spike
            actually kind of based

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            why didnt they just let charles voice mario. why bring in someone else. He has been the actual voice of mario since forever and still does VA for current games. This is the gayest casting i have ever seen but it should bring on some good memes

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Foreman fricking Spike is in this? Kino. That means he'll be in the next Mario games.

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jack Black as Bowser
    Yeah I will watch it, Although I'm more surprised that the Foreman Spike leak was real. Also will we get Chris Pratt doing a corny italian accent?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      You'll get Chris Pratt doing a Captain Lou Albano impression of some guy from Brooklyn and you'll like it.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, I would like that. Though the most hilarious outcome would be Chris Pratt just doing his own voice and that coming out of Mario.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Chris Pratt doing his own voice is exactly what I'm expecting

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        I WOULD like it, thank you very much. Oh, and don't forget, anon, if you do drugs you go to hell before you die

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        this

        Please fricking let it be this

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly would love that very much. I really hope that is the case.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick is Spike?

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Foremen Spike from Wrecking Crew. The movie is going to be an origin film, to let the new generation of kids know how Mario came to be in the Mushroom Kingdom as it's hero. So him and Luigi are going to start out doing their odd jobs before becoming plumbers, which leads to their discovering the Warp Pipe.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          >oddjobs
          >here and there
          >Charlie Day is Luigi
          I see whatcha did

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          >origin film
          I don't think it's going to be that main plot of the film though seeing we have Peach, Bowser, Toad and Kamek in the film.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking zoomer moron

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Keegan going to be DK or am I just a racist?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Keegan is Toad and Seth Rogen is DK.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      DK is not israeli, I agree.

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is only inspiring me to set a filter for any mario content on Ganker

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares you fat homosexual.

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m ready for the year straight of shitposting about it. The trailer is going to destroy this place

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    the reveal at the direct is the hardest I've laughed in a long time

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >started laughing immediately when they showed Chris fricking Pratt as Mario
      >laughed harder at Keegan Michael Key as Toad and Charlie Day as Luigi
      >full blown tears in my eyes belly laughter the second I saw Seth Rogen’s face and the words “Donkey Kong”
      Im laughing about it again just writing this post

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    QUICK CAST THE KOOPALINGS
    Ludwig: Weird Al
    Wendy O Koopa: Cyndi Lauper

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let's DO THE MARIO, MOVE YOUR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I JUST WOKE UP
    GIVE ME A QUICK RUNDOWN

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    AHHH I CANT WAIT FOR IT

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE P DIDDY KONG

    FTFY

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    SKADOOSH

    WOAH MARIO YOU'VE TRESSPASSED IN MY LAIR, LOOKS IM GOING TO HAVE TO KNOCK YOU OUT KUNG-FU STYLE DUDE!

    HYAAAAAAAAAAAHH

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna be a cringe kids movie.

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