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I can already tell this AI shit will be 90% of board images in a year.
It barely is 15% on Ganker's most prolific general to date, what would it make such a massive boost?
Astroturfing
That'll be hard to do, AI was already strangled in the crib with copyright offices upholding that non-human works can't be copyrighted and I'd say it just got a bullet to the head from SAG-AFTRA getting "no AI in the writing process, ever, at any point" as one of their deal terms.
The AFTRA shit doesn't matter - the Hollywood industry system is in a death spiral already.
"AI is not allowed in Hollywood because of a union strike" is pretty significant by any measure. If you want a worry that more immediately pertains to the board, talks with AAA publishers just fell through and SAG-AFTRA is revving up for a strike on that front too, and AAA publishers are probably in even worse straits than Hollywood.
doubt it
AIslop updates tend to get a bunch of shills for a few weeks then then everyone will get bored and drop it
would be better than the current 90% being dead memes from 10 years ago
wtf is a plays0tion
Why does Nathan look like a black man here?
Wait, Dad is part of GG?
please please tell me right isn't dan
what the frick happened he looks worse than most meth addicts
Alright, I'll tell you it isn't Dan
isn't dan like 48?
44
No its Keith Apacary/Dad. They go way back
>zoomers don't know about the only person of real talent to ever partner with Screwattack
Sad
I miss when he got kicked out of convention centers for climbing the buildings
Suzy really let herself go
Honestly it's an improvement
>it's a Arin talks about his bowel issues while making fart noises for 20 minutes episode
Are you sure we just didn't outgrow them?
WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO HIS HAIR
It's called being middle aged.
what do people get out of this nowadays, even the normies? surely the gimmick must have gotten old
Watching the current totk playthrough is like watching a monkey try to figure out games
Holyshit arin is an idiot
>CONSTANTLY blows himself up with his own bombs
>is almost 50eps in (like40h) and has not figured out that quickmenus exist beyond the attaching things to his arrows. This means every time he switches weapons, he opens the full pause menu
>even when he does attach things, he scrolls through the entire menu to find bombs and brightblooms instead of sorting them, despite knowing that sorting exists in the full menus
>doesnt know how to throw items. At one point an npc he ran into EXPLAINED how to do it with brightblooms, and he said
>>I DONT CARE I KNOW ALL THIS SHUT UP
>while skipping the dialog so much he accidentally activated it again, and then proceeded to skip the instructions AGAIN
>in one episode he FINALLY realized you can throw items. So he placed a bomb on the ground and threw a bokoblin tooth at it to blow it up...
>he constantly wastes money buying apples of all things and every food item he finds
>he forgets core mechanics like ascend and recall exist all the time, and instead brute forces puzzles with ultrahand.
>as an example, he got to a shrine where sleds fall down a drop and slide past you. Obviously you're meant to recall them and ride them up. Instead he collects them and makes a bridge to walk up the drop... the fact the game is so forgiving to his pigheadedness just makes it worse because he NEVER learns from his mistakes. He will slam his head against the wall and he will win because his skull is thicker than any wall around
Why is it always Zeldautists that throw a ragefit over Arin playing games?
I'm not mad
I'm pointing out how he's moronic
I love watching him play
What are you talking about? It’s known that he sucks at most games.
I mean, have you watched him play OOT or MM? Dude sucks ass and blames the games
>>in one episode he FINALLY realized you can throw items. So he placed a bomb on the ground and threw a bokoblin tooth at it to blow it up...
Holy kek. I would kill for a compilation of his failings.
There was a TIHYDP for his ocarina of time sonits possible someone will make one for totk
>people this dumb make more money than anyone in this thread
I hate this world so damn much.
"As the wheel rolls back into place, so does history repeat itself."
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>Plays the worst port
>Immediately disses the graphics
classic
>calls israelitetuber an idiot
>despite watching 40 HOURS of their playthrough
this couldn't possibly be a genuine post
Grumps are for little boys. Oneyplays is for big boys.
Like comparing Spongebob to Ren & Stimpy. They are both garbage.
Obvious GG little boys. Time to grow up and watch oney.
Time to grow up and stop watching ecelebs. They aren't your friends.
They aren’t my friends. They are my bestest of friends.
I was 17 when it started, so yes, I always have been.
You're still a little b***h who watches unfunny morons play videogames, the only thing that makes you Oneygays worse is you feel superior to everyone else who does the exact same shit.
A) No streamers are "good," some are merely entertaining.
B) The last however long was unwatchable because it's Corey and Adam. I would rather do anything else than listen to two ACTUAL brain-damaged people talk.
>streamers
moron.
That's what they are you fricking obese virgin.
Wrong. They're letsplayers.
>The last however long was unwatchable because it's Corey and Adam
Both dark souls LPs are actually great.
It's the sonic videos that are unbearable because the game is horrifically boring, Cory is so stupid he constantly repeats the same segments multiple times, and Chris and Lyle couldn't care less about the game so there's nothing to do but constantly try to make up topics on their own that have nothing to do with the game, which get constantly interrupted by Cory screaming autistically about his own mistakes and blaming the game.
yeah i’m sick to death of these 2 subhuman morons. cory is a loud obnoxious moron and adam is literally not human. he’s a ball of yeast that only barely gained sentience. i can only hope boney plays will save the channel because it’s in dire straits right now
oneyplays is literally ONLY good when its chris, zach and lyle/tomar. the literal worst episode they have ever put out too was this one. biggest guest mistake chris ever made
>We have to get these monkeys off our streets
-Tomar
>The last however long was unwatchable because it's Corey and Adam
This, oneyplays is only worth watching with Zach, Tomar, or Lyle.
I don't get their right-leaning audience given they're all fricking weirdos.
i dont think having audience that thinks the word homosexual and moron is funny qualifies you as a right winger, per se.
I remember there was the case where they pissed their audience off because they made fun of Paul Joseph Watson, a prominent Info Wars right-wing figure.
They Oneyplays crew is simply made up of a bunch of old-internet style creators who, unlike almost all other creators on the internet, didn't completely overhaul and flip their morals and humor to be in line with whatever the mainstream media has declared "the right side of history", and people can respect that.
this but only if zach is there and lyle isnt. any lyle video is an automatic skip
I only watch Oneyplays if Zach is there. DD and Julian were fun before they both came out as jaded sadsacks.
Funny
there is not a single bad episode with ding dong and julian.
i genuinely haven't watched them in such a long time. i think the last video or series i even watched was when they did pokemon origins. this shit got kinda boring and it's just something i'm not interested in watching anymore.
I've never understood this boards love for the game grumps yet hate for twitch. It's the same exact shit. Your watching other people play games and tell bad jokes.
one has facecam, one doesn't
I hate Twitch culture. That is, stopping to read donations every five seconds, plugging yourself constantly, and having a carebear simp community.
The Grumps are too old for The grumps.
did dad beat the shit out of him like he did with matt?
For me, it's the beard bros.
I'm old enough to understand who the israelites are
Wow. I havent seen them in years. This thread make me check their channel and apparently they're still averaging 200k+ views every video? That's quite an achievement to be honest.
HEY I'M OLD
Dan's israeli genetic makeup is falling apart.
whos the creep on the right?
If you're old enough to have watched during the Jon days, you're too old for Game Grumps.
game grumps with Jon is still the best let's play content ever put on the internet
It was pretty great at the time. The two had great chemistry. I watched a bit into the Dan era, but it always felt so forced in comparison. By 2014 I'd just outgrown that kind of content.
Every single eceleb playing vidya nowadays is trying to replicate the magic of old Game Grumps
Jon and Arin actually were “just dudes who like video games screwing around and talking about bullshit in their real lives”. Their playthroughs are the only worthwhile ones on the internet because they’re the purest, most distilled of them all.
Every gaming video on Youtube and Twitch is just a pale imitation of GG’s Goof Troop, Super Star, and Sonic 06.
the grumps are too old for the grumps
egoraptor should have stuck making animations
is that really Dan?
you start going downhill once you start sending sexual texts to underage girls or something
whos the demonic entity in the right? post sygil so i can summon it
i thought this was the real life actor of that bum looking protag from GTA5
why is that "dad " character still around?
he doesnt have a single video that anyone remembers
at least chocolate rain guy has chocolate rain
i cannot remember a single time where this dad homosexual was relevant in any sense on youtube or elsewhere
ive NEVER MET
a single person who could say that they have watched a single "dad" video
He has a bunch of videos as Keith Apicary that oldgays remember
NEO GEO
nice to meet you
Arin looking old. Don't even know the guy on the right. Who? I stopped watching after Jon left.
yeah, as an ojisan I just watch vtubers nowadays
Sad to see someone wasting their social security on American prostitutes, and these ones don't even suck your dick.
The holy trinity of Ganker approved lets play channels
Jontron Era Gamegrumps
Super Best Friends Play
Oneyplays
It's sad to see how bad Pat and Woolie are after the breakup. Really woke and just overly fat. If Pat wasn't doing a bit and moved 3000 miles away from Woolie without telling him that's psycho behavior.
I think Pat is less woke than he lets on, in certain ways at least. He pretends to be a typical super SJW to keep his super SJW stream viewers happy so they keep donating, but he saw the writing on the walls about where hyper liberal canadian cities like Montreal were heading, and bailed to a remote region of the far more conservative side of the country so he, his wife and his future children could actually have a good life.
In what world is Vancouver less progressive than Montreal?
Don't get me wrong, "far more conservative" by Canadian standards is still liberal, but at the very least the decay is afflicting west coast canada slower than east coast.
Pat and Paige let their mutt shit on other peoples lawns so they wet scorched earth and shit on Quebec for not being as diverse (god forbid) as the rest of canada. Paige mad Pat move across the country
>just overly fat
those guys have always been fricking fat as shit. if anything, woolie has actually lost a bunch of weight. like look at woolie compared here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=OxjvUqMy_Gc
>woolie has actually lost a bunch of weight.
>There's... this meal deal... at Canadian KFCs that is so... engorgingly fattening and... finger-licking good... and that is why Woolie eats... KFC's 10 piece bargain bucket
Woolie is an honorary white person. He's the whitest black person ever.
Oney is so boring. They're kind of crypto-based which helps, but they just brainlessly say whatever first comes to mind and their humor is so childish.
Yeah, I don’t get what makes Oney such a sacred cow on Ganker and Ganker
He really isn’t anything special
They're funny and actually focus on that. You see them cut and edit all the time when needed and actively try to set up skits. They don't get political, they're now downers shitting on other people, and they play a huge variety instead of doing one gimmick like horror games. On paper it's literally what most people have asked for for years.
he is a rare example of a lets player that got popular yet didnt gave to some homosexual troony audience. that alone is enough to make him worth valuing
Arin had to become such an actual homosexual I can't watch it anymore. Sticking with old stuff
> pulling more and consistent views than oney
> released finished and successful games
> on a tour rn pulling in thousands of dollars
arin is a homosexual sellout but ultimately has more drive than chris
More drive in clownworld does nothing for me, but I'm sure he felt you leaping to his defense.
I'm over 6 years old so yes
Video games, stupid homosexual, VIDEO GAMES.
report and close the tab, proto janny
I only watched it for JonTron
The game grumps are too old for the game grumps. Aren't Arin and Danny going on 40 and 50 respectively? Why the frick would I watch two dudes that are old enough to be my dad making fart and dick jokes?
You literally have streamers in their 60s with and early 70s with full gray beards anon.
Do they still act like they're 15? The literal boomers I've seen on YouTube do useful shit like carpentry or something.
Two boomers fumbling through games and making dad jokes would be entertaining, but Grumps insists on pandering to high schoolers exclusively for some reason.
>but Grumps insists on pandering to high schoolers exclusively for some reason.
Because they know highschoolers are the easier demographic of people to pander to and manipulate.
>Why the frick would I watch two dudes that are old enough to be my dad making fart and dick jokes?
that could be fun if they acted like actual boomers instead of trying to act like they're still 20
They both look like they diddle kids.
even with jon this shit was never good
It was bearable with Jon because of Jon. I wish he still made videos about video games.
>too old for the Grumps
they look too old to be the Grumps
For it's cumming the office.
> tfw you came on alanah's keyboard
I can understand putting stuff up your butt, I can understand posting it by cheating/having an open relationship to send these butt pictures to people, I can even understand sucking dildos which is somehow even more gay as a man than the butt stuff, I can understand taking naughty pictures in the bathroom of your job in semi-privacy, but I can not understand doing lewd shit in an open office when no one is around in a public place where your coworkers/friends walk through. That's just weird.
As an aside, most of RT's staff are bad people. They're just sheltered yuppies that don't know how the world works.
I dont think Im too old to enjoy shit I liked as a young adult but I dropped them during their hiatus of Wind Waker and only went back to finish it once they restarted it. I really dont think theyre very funny anymore but I would have no objection to putting them on in the background while I cooked or cleaned, for example
>blocks you are path
I think anyone over the age of about 10 is socially stunted if they have any interest in watching people they've never met play video games. It's excusable for literal children, but beyond that, it's just sad as frick.
you think stupid shit.
>I think anyone over the age of about 10 is socially stunted if they have any interest in watching people they've never met act in movies or perform a comedy routine. It's excusable for literal children, but beyond that, it's just sad as frick.
Acting in movies or performing a comedy routine is absolutely not the same as watching someone else play a video game. Hope this helps.
They are. Most people who watch that stuff have few or no irl friends.
you realize one of your main hobbies is pressing buttons and watching colors change on a screen right? you are in no positions to criticize the childishness of anything
It's infinitely sadder to sit and watch someone who will never know you exist pressing buttons and changing colors on a screen. Sorry anon. There's no way to make watching streamers less sad than just doing it yourself.
You sounds extremely insecure.
I'm not sure, I never watched them.
I never fell for the weak media that is lets plays, so no.
Most toddlers are too old for the grumps, but it reminds me of the woman reacting to someone putting all the shape blocks through the square hole. It's clearly not the intended solution, but all you can do is look on in horror as Arin fails upwards.
For 95% of their content yes, but I enjoy the occasional 5% of just plain weird games and shit they sometimes showcase
Theyre at their best when they play silly co-op games like Bunnyman.
I stopped watching the very first episode with Dan. I literally clicked the video, heard Dan's voice, watched for a minute or so and went "this shit is dead" and unsubscribed. I haven't seen a single video made after that but I have rewatched the Jon episodes since.
i am too old, and too sane for video game streamers in general
jon wins
>127 posts
>nobody's drawn the soijack yet
nathan barrgnat would rape someone if he knew he could get away with it
who the frick are these morons. idc sorry for asking.
Jon was charismatic. Gamegrumps as a thing beyond that point is completely pointless.