>they just wanna photosynthesize
The main goal of the trees the Argonians serve is to collect information from and spy on other races for potentially nefarious purposes
The only time's Skyrim's captured my attention to get past the level 10 mark was when I downloaded Interesting NPCs, camping mods and a mod that let you share your tent's bedroll with your companion and I waifu'd Anum-La.
Zoomers fricking love Skyrim, it's got just the right level of complexity that they can still engage with it despite their adhd riddled attention spans. That anon is worse than a zoomer, he is a gen alpha.
>Catalog
me
so are the males
all argonians belong to me, for the purpose of sexual pleasure
Actually all Argonians canonically belong to a race of hive-minded sentient trees who are most likely quite evil
yeah no they belong to my penis
Tree people aren't evil, they just wanna photosynthesize
>they just wanna photosynthesize
The main goal of the trees the Argonians serve is to collect information from and spy on other races for potentially nefarious purposes
You're being paranoid. It's to help them with their photosynthesis, they just need to know the sunniest spots in Tamriel
I'll frick the tree too
Slavery
serving the Hist like the rest of them.
Fulfilling the purpose given to them by the Hist in their infinite wisdom, as are all of the People of the Root.
Being the little spoon so you can use your biceps as her pillow then you kiss and stroke her head
Causing problems
I need to fricking make love to Argonian women so bad
how soft are argonian ladies bellies?
I would imagine they feel like a snake’s belly, so smooth and a little squishy.
HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
The only time's Skyrim's captured my attention to get past the level 10 mark was when I downloaded Interesting NPCs, camping mods and a mod that let you share your tent's bedroll with your companion and I waifu'd Anum-La.
Thanks for letting us know that you're a zoomer that can't appreciate the masterpiece that is Skyrim
Zoomers fricking love Skyrim, it's got just the right level of complexity that they can still engage with it despite their adhd riddled attention spans. That anon is worse than a zoomer, he is a gen alpha.
Why would reptiles need breasts and wide child-bearing hips
The eggs they lay are pretty big.
eso is so fricking gay
Frick off Pete Hines
Your headcanon was never real, Pete.
To trick me into making bad decisions.
do argonians wear panties? no this isn't a fetish related question where would you get that idea
Argonians are the naked tribal people of Tamriel, so no.
Love, marriage, hand holding and impregnation.
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
Snuggles and Eskimo kisses.
her butthole is dark green, almost black
Argonians have cloacas
>Sticking your weewee in a woman made of poop
Enjoy your stds
Me?
No me