Argonians are the most powerful race in Tamriel. Discuss.

Argonians are the most powerful race in Tamriel.

Discuss.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why does a lizard needs breasts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      to attract human men

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because it's hot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno, ask the hist
      the hist giving argonians breasts for no practical reason sounds pretty based to me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because you will be forced to suckle on argonian breasts if you get isekai'd to Skyrim.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because frick you that's why.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno, ask the hist
      the hist giving argonians breasts for no practical reason sounds pretty based to me

      bullshit bethesda is just too lazy to give them a custom body and in deed they are the most powerful .... farmtools

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because Todd was too lazy and didn't want to create a separate model and meshes for all the gear.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thank god he was lazy, because now we have lizard breasts.
        thank you, Mr. Todd "pretty kitty" Howard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BECAUSE I WANT LIZARD MILK

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What does lizard milk taste like
        do not say "poison"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lizard milk

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            wrong general

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >hist syrup
            SO ARGONIANS ARE CANADIANS? OH, THE HORROR!

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>>>most powerful race in tamriel
    >buckbroken by the dunCHADs for centuries
    >only managed to take like 10% of morrowind territory even with the dunmer suffering from like 5 different apocalypses at once
    Back to the saltrice fields, hoe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How's Mournhold doing?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >city dedicated to a false g*d instead of worshipping the TRVE TRIBVNAL that is the Anticipations
        Don't care.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You Will Never be An Aedra, Thalmorcuck.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        East Skyrim is Stormcloak

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          All of Skyrim*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ESO really fricked with the locations of some of these cities

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To this day I don't understand the personality of the Argonian race.

    Morrowind made them seem like beggars and slaves
    Oblivion made them seem like skooma addicts
    Skyrim made them seem like pirates

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All of those have something in common you know?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Morrowind made them seem like beggars and slaves
      >Oblivion made them seem like skooma addicts
      >Skyrim made them seem like pirates
      This is basically their personality. Inside the influence of a hist tree they're all religious hippies. Outside they become demented crackheads.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Oblivion
      How? Most of the Argonians you meet are either mages or assassins

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He apparently only remembers the weirdos in Leyawiin.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Install beastHBB

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fricking high heels

      No digitrade no install.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's optional module. Sadly digitigrade has barely any support.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, I looked her up and she's not a companion. Good news is I learned she counts for the Ebony Blade, thanks for that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You CAN turn Deeja into a companion via the "Save the Icerunner" mod that gives that quest more endings, including one where you blackmail Jaree-Ra into letting you get in on the plan and loot. Then he and Deeja become companions you can recruit and marry.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          When you think about it argonians would be extremely easy to get a panty shot of because their big tails means big holes to cut in skirts and if they don't cut a hole then they can't wear the skirt below their tail because it's too girthy which also means wearing the skirt above their tail puts them at perpetual risk of accidentally flashing their panties

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sexo

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what do they eat?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Breton's are the best race in Tamriel. You and I both know it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >literal men/mer mutts
      nah

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Then, are bretons the americans of the elder scrolls universe?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          closer to mestizo south americans

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So THAT'S where I left my farming equipment!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As a collective, with the help of the trees.
    But individually they are dumb in the cannon

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Given how argonians morph genders they likely have more futas than any other race

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >yfw modded oblivion argonians look better than Skyrim vanilla argonians

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What mods do i install to not make oblivion npcs look like nightmare fuel?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oblivion Character Overhaul 2

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Add "Seamless for OCO2"
          Oblivion neck seams are nightmare fuel otherwise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pic unrelates obviously.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Milk is modified sweat, so lizard milk would taste like lizard sweat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cool idea but mammal milk doesn't take like mammal sweat and also lizards don't sweat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Milk is modified sweat
      by that logic hair folicules and sebaceous glands are modified sweat too. Fricking mammal glands shitting out weird stuff.

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