48 thoughts on “>ATTENTION PLAYERS”

  1. scrote looks like a PlayStation button. Those games are all bullshit, though. How the fuck were you supposed to know you’d be killed during the first game? The marble one was bullshit, the glass panel one wasn’t even based on a kids game and the squid game wasn’t even a game – just a knife fight. The only fair one was the cookie one, but I would’ve died there anyway since I picked star. Fuck these games.

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  2. >"everyone only looks out for themselves" the old man says to the winner who was willing to surrender the cash price to save his friend

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    • >be me
      >chosen to play SF3
      >know nothing about the game
      >old man comes up to me
      >you can win this game with the right strategy even if the other guy is more experienced
      >let me teach you about the Q taunt spam I used to do as a kid in arcades…….

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  3. if it follows the rules of the actual show and all the contestants are random people in deep debt, probably pretty good. im shit at fighters, 3rd strike in particular, but im probably better than the average person thats likely never played it.

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  4. >THE ONLY RULES ARE NO CHUN-LI AND KEN
    oh, well, I suck dick at fighting games, but considering there are no rules, I’ll just beat my opponent into death/unconsciousness with a sucker punch then button mash to victory.
    Guaranteed spot at least on round 2. After people are aware of my violent ways though they’ll try and defend themselves, but I have more of a chance there than on Street Fighter.

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  5. >none of the fighters i’ve played more than a couple rounds of are Street Fighter
    I’ve probably got better chances than half the anons itt

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    • >garbage nippon shitflix original with zero means of suspense in any episode because all the characters act like the fucking protagonist of an anime
      cringe

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  6. >shit at fighting games
    I’m going to charge at a guard for their guns. Either way I’m going to die so might as well try to fuck someone up.

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      • >how reddit of you
        not him but that’s where you’re wrong
        reddit is typically in the whole
        >LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS!!!!
        side. If blinding contrarianism is anywhere, it’s definitely Ganker

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