>ATTENTION PLAYERS
>THE NEXT GAME WILL BE STREET FIGHTER 3RD STRIKE
>THE ONLY RULES ARE NO CHUN-LI AND KEN
>LINE UP AND YOUR NUMBER WILL BE CALLED AT RANDOM
How fucked are you?
>ATTENTION PLAYERS
>ATTENTION PLAYERS
>THE NEXT GAME WILL BE STREET FIGHTER 3RD STRIKE
>THE ONLY RULES ARE NO CHUN-LI AND KEN
>LINE UP AND YOUR NUMBER WILL BE CALLED AT RANDOM
How fucked are you?
loving the netflix shilling that’s been going on, really makes me not want to watch this ripoff
>netflix shilling
i just torrented it.
scrote looks like a PlayStation button. Those games are all bullshit, though. How the fuck were you supposed to know you’d be killed during the first game? The marble one was bullshit, the glass panel one wasn’t even based on a kids game and the squid game wasn’t even a game – just a knife fight. The only fair one was the cookie one, but I would’ve died there anyway since I picked star. Fuck these games.
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>death games have been passé for like 5 years now.
>"everyone only looks out for themselves" the old man says to the winner who was willing to surrender the cash price to save his friend
Tfw no gganbu
>be me
>chosen to play SF3
>know nothing about the game
>old man comes up to me
>you can win this game with the right strategy even if the other guy is more experienced
>let me teach you about the Q taunt spam I used to do as a kid in arcades…….
Kaiji isn’t a death game besides the brave man’s road arc.
"Eternal Debt Slavery" may as well be death.
i’ll be first one dead
death games have been passé for like 5 years now.
>only know how to play Q and Ken
Guess I’ll die
Wtf was his problem?
Money
he is Asian and therefore has no soul
No mature korean cumdump
>pick Yun
>collect cash price
GG EZ
Why does this show make weebs SEETHE so much? Lmao
never was any good at fighting games and never got into them enough to learn properly, so it was nice knowing ya boys.
if it follows the rules of the actual show and all the contestants are random people in deep debt, probably pretty good. im shit at fighters, 3rd strike in particular, but im probably better than the average person thats likely never played it.
squid game kinda sucked.
not enough games to the death, mostly just talking.
>zoomer’s first asian death games show
reddit
>THE ONLY RULES ARE NO CHUN-LI AND KEN
oh, well, I suck dick at fighting games, but considering there are no rules, I’ll just beat my opponent into death/unconsciousness with a sucker punch then button mash to victory.
Guaranteed spot at least on round 2. After people are aware of my violent ways though they’ll try and defend themselves, but I have more of a chance there than on Street Fighter.
>none of the fighters i’ve played more than a couple rounds of are Street Fighter
I’ve probably got better chances than half the anons itt
lole he looks like amogus XD
Alice in Borderland is better
>garbage nippon shitflix original with zero means of suspense in any episode because all the characters act like the fucking protagonist of an anime
cringe
I’m a Yun whore. I’ll do fine.
Too skill-based, they would have you play ludo or uno instead.
they make them play tug of fucking war
So they should make you play Overwatch or Leauge of Legends instead.
What PS3 ad is this?
I kill my opponent with the controller cable. I’m not good at fitan games
>shit at fighting games
I’m going to charge at a guard for their guns. Either way I’m going to die so might as well try to fuck someone up.
never played this game
only street fighter I ever played is SFV
also, I fucking suck at fighters
seeya bros, it was fun
redditcore
>hating something you haven’t seen because it’s popular
how reddit of you
>how reddit of you
not him but that’s where you’re wrong
reddit is typically in the whole
>LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS!!!!
side. If blinding contrarianism is anywhere, it’s definitely Ganker
>bootleg kaiji
It’s a fantastic show and very well directed. Quit being contrarians.
It’s bootleg Kaiji.
Sometimes bootlegs can be alright, but it’s still a bootleg. Get ye gone, netflix shill.
Here’s the thing: nobody cares.
Yes, you read Kaiji, an entry-level manga. Congratulations. No one gives a shit.
>nobody cares
Clearly you do, since shilling it is part of your paycheck. :^)
Weebs gotta try to attention whore, they can’t stand the idea of other people enjoying things
Well directed yes, it has very nice acting, well written?hell no
My main is Alex so I’ll probably be okay