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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uninstall Joker

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp
      was able to beat multiple stakes with every deck I had unlocked except black deck
      where it made it painfully obvious it was a complete RNG experience and I wasn't even having fun

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black deck is one of the easier decks to win with. You must be lying about your successes, and are just complaining about getting filtered.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not even close to true unless they fixed it and made it better

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fippybippy. I defended it at first but it really is FOTM, the fun wears off quickly. Haven’t booted it up in over a week

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    riff-raff, because he carries early game which is the most important.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Riff Raff fricking blows, it always gives me useless cards.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ante 1 or 2 riff raff is great though, you maybe get some solid scoring cards and get some econ from selling the shit ones.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        at worst he gives you money.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Riff Raff fricking blows, it always gives me useless cards.

      Quite literally free gold and jokers, and usually guarantees a decent joker (Supernova)

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one that scales flat mult with the amount of tarot cards you used because I love spamming tarot cards. and it'll be even easier to take now that packs arent debuffed on high stakes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and it'll be even easier to take now that packs arent debuffed on high stakes
      What?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        packs wont have an inflated cost any more

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        orange and gold stake got changed into giving different joker modifiers like eternal, you get upkeep ones that cost $3 per round and ones that get debuffed after 5 rounds
        I like it a lot more than the old modifiers

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          pic

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            orange and gold stake got changed into giving different joker modifiers like eternal, you get upkeep ones that cost $3 per round and ones that get debuffed after 5 rounds
            I like it a lot more than the old modifiers

            packs wont have an inflated cost any more

            Cool.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          really? damn, after all the blood and sweat I put into going gold stake on blue deck
          very good change tho

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This one is actually really good for high card and pair plays. It only doesn't work with big hands for obvious reasons.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      by the time pair/high card chaining works, this doesn't build mult fast enough to be good
      almost any other mult scaler is faster
      hate this lil dude

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That entirely depends on when you get it, and if you get it early, it easily becomes one of the best + mult cards in the game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >almost any other mult scaler is faster
        which ones? flashcard I guess? Green should be getting 3 or 4 mult per round unless your other jokers already make you too strong and that's easily better than most other scaling jokers.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          flashcard, red card, fortune teller, spare pants, supernova (very similar to green but allows discards)

          if it takes you 3 or 4 rounds to win the stake, you're already falling behind and are in danger of losing to a boss/next ante if you don't grab a new joker

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            it fills a niche those ones don't because unlike red card and fortune teller, you don't have to spend any money to rank it up. Like said earlier it works best with small hands but it scales really well over time.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I haven't played on the new patch that made gold stake ect easier, but in the past, it simply didn't scale fast enough.
              10 rounds to reach what any random card with holo has? yeah no thanks
              The entire utility of money is to find ways to score higher

              fortune teller is absolutely not faster unless you get extremely lucky in shops
              Spare pants is only for playing a single hand type, and super nova is as well though you can pick any hand
              Flashcard and red card require you to dump money so you pretty much need an economy joker to go with them, and red card specifically is dumping money for no other purpose.
              Super nova and flash card are the only ones that I would consider comparable. Ride the bus too of course since it's pretty much the same thing.

              you don't have to be particularly lucky, and there are other jokers that help support it (i.e. the ones that generate jokers every round/hand)
              The other ones may not be as simple, but the scaling you get for giving up discards is pitiful

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it simply didn't scale fast enough.
                I don't get how you can think this based on how the card works. It levels up per hand played, not round completed. Like I said, it fills a niche because you're incentivized not to discard, which de-levels the card, making it work best with smaller hands like High Card, Pair, and maybe Three of a Kind and Two Pair.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                For green card to get max scaling, you're playing on the bleeding edge of death. Its match scaling still isn't even as good as red card, which is safe and easy to use, and doesn't require passing up on strong jokers that would make you score too fast.

                not the other dude, but green joker ain't that bad for high card which is objectively the best build in regards to card draw rng. it's leagues better than red card, that is probably the worst scaling joker in the game on high stakes. genuinely crazy if you take it. i prefer fortune teller because tarot cards are already generally good to use, so getting +mult as well is just doubly efficient. vagabond + fortune is an amazing build.

                red card is +6 per round, just about guaranteed. I really really doubt you're playing 6 hands per round every time.
                That, and you can use your discards, wowee
                If you don't see why its good, genuine skill issue.
                It is good with high card, the entire drawback of that build is that it requires strong jokers/setup to achieve, and the green joker stars off wicked slow/weak. Can only slap it on top of a joker setup that's already working

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                But red card can also cost $16 to get that 6 mult.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                thankfully, I've been earning interest on all the +$$$ (hands not used) cause I'm not going green joker

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                green joker will get 6 mult using 6 hands, 6 dollars worth of hands, and you're arguing that it's more worth spending 16 dollars for the same amount of mult? and saying you need a joker setup that already works to use green is a weak argument, having multiple jokers is just the game. red card arguably needs more because you'll need an econ joker as well as chips. it's absolutely not worth the money. have you beaten gold stake??

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm saying the low initial cost of using green is negligible compared to the risk, investment, and opportunity cost.
                That and with red, since you're buying the packs anyways, you can just choose to use temperance, +20$, ect

                Having multiple jokers is the game, so wasting a slot on green joker is a dumb choice

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I played with green joker just fine and got it to 46+ mult by ante 8. It cost no extra money and just required be playing pairs. It works well for me and easily changed my opinion on the card despite people telling me it's bad. I'd never use it for straights and full house but with small hands it's easily the best mult joker in my opinion.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                46+ is literally unimpressive for a joker you had to hold onto all game. I often 80+ on a swashbuckler, fortune teller, erosion, ect, and those I can pick up at will

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're definitely not getting 80+ mult on the fricking swashbuckler, and to get that much mult on the fortune teller you need an absolute boat load of money or you need to gimp yourself with the hobo joker so you never have cash. Green is good and costs no upkeep.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he's never found egg or gift card
                ?

                >you need a boat load of cash
                Using hermit and temperance, I usually end up making money off tarot-maxxing between packs and rolls
                What stake have you even reached?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've rarely ever found the egg and the swashbuckler in the same run.
                >what stake have you even reached?
                Gold.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                not the other dude, but green joker ain't that bad for high card which is objectively the best build in regards to card draw rng. it's leagues better than red card, that is probably the worst scaling joker in the game on high stakes. genuinely crazy if you take it. i prefer fortune teller because tarot cards are already generally good to use, so getting +mult as well is just doubly efficient. vagabond + fortune is an amazing build.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            fortune teller is absolutely not faster unless you get extremely lucky in shops
            Spare pants is only for playing a single hand type, and super nova is as well though you can pick any hand
            Flashcard and red card require you to dump money so you pretty much need an economy joker to go with them, and red card specifically is dumping money for no other purpose.
            Super nova and flash card are the only ones that I would consider comparable. Ride the bus too of course since it's pretty much the same thing.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh, and I forgot to address
            >if it takes you 3 or 4 rounds to win the stake, you're already falling behind and are in danger of losing to a boss/next ante if you don't grab a new joker
            just move your x mult to the front of the line to purposely lower your score. Losing 1$ for +1 mult is a much better deal than the other gold to mult jokers you mentioned. Flashcard is only worth it because you're rerolling the shop anyways.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's why you pair it with decent chip gen and/or a flat +multi early (like half joker, popcorn, or gros micheal) to give it time to get set up and then you add in some Xmulti as soon as you're able to compound off of the +multi that green joker is building, just like you would with any scaling +multi joker.

        If something like green joker shows up late, then yeah, no shit you don't bother because at that point you have other sources and you won't have time to build green up.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pair it with decent chip gen and/or a flat +multi early
          that's a long winded way of saying it does nothing lmfao
          if I have all that breathing room I might as well hold out for a real mult scaler

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >that's a long winded way of saying it does nothing lmfao
            No, that's just how most standard builds work. You get a combination of + multi, chip gen, and Xmulti. Green joker is no fricking different and neither are any of the other scaling +multi jokers. Hell, something as simple as green joker+banner is one of the best early starts in the game and will carry you through the first 3 or 4 antes by itself even on higher stakes.

            >if I have all that breathing room I might as well hold out for a real mult scaler
            You shouldn't be holding out for scaling jokers because the idea is to get them ASAP so they can build and most of them don't scale retroactively.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Green joker is no fricking different and neither are any of the other scaling +multi jokers
              Fortune teller: retroactive, can be strong instantly
              Swashbuckler: instant 10+ mult depending on what random shit you happen to have
              Erosion: instantly 8+ mult if you've used a single hanged man
              Red card: can reach +6 mult before you even leave the shop

              Your ability to evaluate cards is severely stunted. You can force any joker to work, doesn't make them good.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                and I forgot to add, all those other jokers allow you to use discards, LMFAO
                Green scales so slow I forget it has that slap in the face to go with it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >other jokers allow you to use discards, LMFAO
                I don't know why you keep saying this over and over when people have pointed out how you don't even need to use discards with the right build. Are you actually moronic enough to think you need discards with High Card or Pair? Are you fricking dumb?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Your ability to evaluate cards is severely stunted
                Gee, I wonder how I managed to beat all of the challenges and beat gold stake on every deck then...

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yes, and this was long before the experimental beta dropped, by the way.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You can force any joker to work, doesn't make them good
                try reading that three more times
                and lets see those hours

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not following whatever idiot logic you're trying to apply here. because you seem to be under the impression that having to pair any joker with another to win the game is "forcing it to work". By that logic, all jokers suck because they ALL need to be "forced". Even your fricking examples of "better" cards depend on forcing shit for the sake of it to make them work and rely on actually having the favorable conditions for them.
                >Fortune teller
                Yes, it's retroactive but what if the game has been stingy with tarot? It happens. Also, if you've been holding out for it, then how the frick are you even making it past ante 2 without something to carry you until you can find it? Oh wait, you're buying other shit and "forcing it to work".
                >Swashbuckler
                isn't sustainable scaling unless you have egg or are loading up on negatives, which is expensive in and of itself and most of them probably won't even be that helpful. Swashbuckler is generally a joker you take to get you by, lt's barely better than abstract joker and suffers much of the same problems with trying to scale it.
                >Erosion
                And if you seldom see hanged man? More common than you think.
                >Red card
                FRICKING LOL. It's better now that pack prices don't increase anymore but holy frick, it was one of the worst cards in the game for high stake and it's still not even that amazing.

                Also, literally all of your examples still require additional support from chip gen and X multi. Not a single fricking one of them will win you the run by itself.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                red card was one of the worst cards in the game. Green joker is even worse, as I showed.
                Q.E.D.
                "forcing it to work" is using a card when it probably isn't the strongest choice

                >other jokers allow you to use discards, LMFAO
                I don't know why you keep saying this over and over when people have pointed out how you don't even need to use discards with the right build. Are you actually moronic enough to think you need discards with High Card or Pair? Are you fricking dumb?

                "already have a build that can score well enough with high card" is a pretty niche use case when the payoff is less than 15 mult for the next 3 or 4 rounds (also no discarding to trigger purple stamps)
                are you dumb?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >are you dumb?
                Are you? For fricks sake you keep referring to the green joker as a round scaler when that's completely incorrect. And you try calling other people moronic? Why are you even trying to talk about the efficiency of cards you never used?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                brown-anon, to accurately compare speed, you have to use the same scale. Green joker will average 3-4 mult per round. That's how many hands you have in a round.
                That way, we can compare that speed to the speed other jokers scale at and notice that green joker is extremely slow (even red card is twice as fast)
                Do you get it? Did that make sense for you?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >(even red card is twice as fast)
                yeah have fun spending $20 for 6 mult lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If it were a change for mult on opening a booster I would love this card but the need to skip it make sit worthless to me, especially if i need something in the booster pack. Why the frick would I want to spend $8 or more to get +3 mult when any other mult card is either far cheaper or free? Anyone who thinks this is better any any other mult card is an idiot.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                chance*

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                average two packs is $8-12
                boostraps is S-tier and gives 8 mult for $20

                It's funny watching you call other people dumb and brown as an insult when you need to go out of your way to either lie or bend the truth to try and make your argument seem better, as someone pointed out earlier (which you conveniently ignored). You love to talk about how amazing the red card is by comparison while willingly avoiding the fact that you have to spend money and skip booster packs in order to make it work. That or you use giant "what if" arguments where you give yourself best case scenarios like with the tarot card and the game magically giving you every cheap tarot you need in order to boost it as much as possible, or how you can randomly find the swashbuckler in the very start of a run and instantly get +10 or higher mult from nothing. You aren't even properly comparing the right mult boosters properly (again, something that someone else also pointed out in the thread, that you ignored).

                And you call anyone else "brown"?

                incoherent brown-rage

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >boostraps is S-tier and gives 8 mult for $20
                white stakes takes lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >boostraps is S-tier and gives 8 mult for $20
                LOL

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's funny watching you call other people dumb and brown as an insult when you need to go out of your way to either lie or bend the truth to try and make your argument seem better, as someone pointed out earlier (which you conveniently ignored). You love to talk about how amazing the red card is by comparison while willingly avoiding the fact that you have to spend money and skip booster packs in order to make it work. That or you use giant "what if" arguments where you give yourself best case scenarios like with the tarot card and the game magically giving you every cheap tarot you need in order to boost it as much as possible, or how you can randomly find the swashbuckler in the very start of a run and instantly get +10 or higher mult from nothing. You aren't even properly comparing the right mult boosters properly (again, something that someone else also pointed out in the thread, that you ignored).

                And you call anyone else "brown"?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 pair pants

      i hate this one cause it kills your discard ability

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kind of. It effectively removes your ability to use the discard button but it doesn't remove your ability to thin your hand and replace cards you don't want.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally beat Gold Stake right before the new beta hit, got pretty lucky with checkered deck
    is there a changelog for all the changes that were made?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    stuntman, ripped joker, wee lad, hack, vagabond, idk, there's so many good ones. misprint can go frick itself though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Misprint is a based early carry that you sell once you get your build going.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Misprint is one of the best jokers for early to mid game, though.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But you do feel the sting when it doesn't give you the mult you need.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Misprint is a based early carry that you sell once you get your build going.

        i don't disagree, i'll buy it early, but it can still go frick itself for all the +0's i've gotten off of it. much rather see half joker or even mystic summit to get me through the first few ante's relatively freely. gold stake changes a man

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What are your favorite Jokers?
    the jokers playing the game :^)

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Odd Todd has gotten me through on some Ace builds.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love the burnt joker
    I made a pairs run and ended Up having a level 50 pair hand

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking god card.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >boss blind effect: play two pair and i take all your money and frick your mother

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          d-dad?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >plays a full house in your path

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            but then you don't scale your square joker for one blind. You do have some square pants don't you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is few things more satisfying then a burnt joker + blueprint/brainstorm and then shifting the copy joker to something score relevant after the discard.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Square - I like two pair builds
    Pants - I like two pair builds
    Bus - The biggest gimme in the game, you just need to ditch 12 cards from your deck and you're golden (or just play the deck with no face cards)
    Supernova - I like two pair builds

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Artist is an underrated joker

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really needs a "history" section. Maybe even downright copy SAP where it records your last round (in this case the entire last round and not just your last hand preferably). Keep getting cool builds going and forgetting to screenshot

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, that is definitely something I'd like to see.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it possible to get these ones just by rerolling Erratic Deck a bunch?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like instantly, right off the bat? Possible but highly unlikely. Best way to handle that would be to get close with an erratic deck, then play the shop and just open every card pack.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s how I got the “play 4 clubs of 7”
      Just rerolled the deck until I got 4

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      technically possible, but the odds of 30 / 52 cards randomly rolling clubs is so astronomically low that it basically registers as zero

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      for all these non-spades/hearts joker unlocks I just used the tarot deck and rerolled until I got early arcane packs (either in the ante 1 shop or ante 1 skip tags)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got it today by using tarot deck and fishing for moon cards

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >try gold stake on one of the easier decks
    >literally can never get anything going
    >try it on one of the base decks
    >it immediately throws a viable build at me
    >try it again
    >it happens again

    yeah okay bro we get it
    good game but come on

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Old update or new update?
      New update gold stake is a lot more fun and forgiving imo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        prob the old update, I haven't played in a while bc I got fed up with that crap
        I'm fine with the game being slightly rigged but it was too much

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the update out?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      on the beta branch, yeah

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the baseball guy. Today I had him batting five uncommons, three of those xmults. Easy orange stakes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      shouldnt he be on the right

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        1.5x is triggered on each uncommon, not on him, so his placement is irrelevant.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          but you want the 1.5x to trigger on the higher base number, so you want to do it after all the +mult

          ergo, right

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Baseball joker's placement is irrelevant.
            The 1.5x is trigged as the cards themselves are triggered, it is not dependent on the baseball joker's placement.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you didnt beat black deck gold stake before the patch you didnt beat the game
    you still have time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      black deck gold stake was fricking hell. Can't remember the last time I felt so much pure frustration with a game. Got to the point where i'd just restart runs until I saw a worthwhile tag for the first round cause it wasn't even worth playing for the 1-2 dollar reward and potential shop, much rather take an arcana pack or guaranteed holo. and then you're still just barely getting by ante 3 and 4 due to the reduced hands. god damn i'm glad i beat it, it was so much fun going to the magic deck right after.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ceremonial dagger

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obelisk

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be playing some deck idr going for the discard 5 jacks unlock
    >end up getting an early spectral pack that turns a bunch of cards into 10s
    >find the "3x on 3 of a kind" joker the very next shop
    >got walkie talkie as well and ended up pivoting into the "play 4 or less jokers" unlock
    >DNA'd as many glass heart 10s as I could and got to about ante 11 or 12

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The patch is great overall, I just don't get why they nerfed Vampire, a card that only works in very specific circumstances, so drastically.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly should have just kept with making it rare, would have justified the power and let people have fun with it when they get it. It's not a multiplayer game, no one's fun is getting trampled when something is on the side of being powerful.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was definitely over nerfed, but acting like this is a super niche joker is laughable. Even in gold stake it was worth it to burn 11$ on an arcana pack for the chance to get up to .4x extra mult. vampire was fricking great.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FYI in case anyone cares, there's a thing on GitHub that repackages it into an android APK. You need to have it installed first on your PC.

    https://github.com/blake502/balatro-apk-maker

    Seems to work well enough, pic related.

    The homosexuals who made the game seem to be trying to bury this so they can double-charge you to play on your phone.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does it still work on the new update?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking saved.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i couldnt make this work, my phone says that the apk invalid

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok i made it work, i had to rebuild the package and delete the temp files.
        works perfectly on my 90hz 20:9 ratio phone
        now i have to find a way to transfer my save data

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok i couldnt figure out how to use my save data

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick me, i wish theyd do this for an .ipa to play on my toddler phone all day

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    aw hell yeah, finally beat omlette.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this fun if I don’t know anything about poker or cards? I want to learn
    I understand this isn’t an actual poker sim but does it give me good grounding to learn further?
    I also enjoy smash ultimate, Philly cheesesteaks, and a good herbal tea

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you won't learn shit about real poker

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can learn basic poker hands
      you can also learn card management if you are very observant, realizing what cards are played, and what cards are left in your deck.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on Vampire? I feel like eventually it's not worth it. But it could probably get you to ante 8.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isnt it .1 now? Thats a lot of enhancements just to get up to 2X

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just played a round with it and it was 0.2, but I guess it's getting nerfed then?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes its getting nerfed next patch. You can play the new patch by switching to the beta server on steam. Will be coming to the main branch in about a week.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well that changes everything for me. I wonder if that will be too weak.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              it is getting absolutely gutted, it'll still work well with like midas mask and maybe vagabond, but it's definitely gonna be more of a choice than an almost instant grab like it is now.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    baseball card and blueprint have saved my ass on what i thought were hopeless runs more than anything else

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 in 4 chance of something bad happening
    >triggers constantly
    >1 in 4 chance of something good happening
    >feels more like 1 in 20
    i swear to god the wheel tarot card is just blatantly lying with its displayed probablity

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have a face card spam + swashbuckler deck
    >get a gift card
    >swap it out for the bull right before the boss
    >fricking 197k final hand

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      face spam build is bait. stop playing it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        worked preddy gud for me, not like I went full balls into it before I got pareidolia

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never gotten this frick earlier than Ante 7.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats yorick

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many times does it take before you win on red deck white stake?

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick does my game suddenly crash on launch. did the pajeets at microsoft frick my shit up with the update

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally did the monolith challenge, what a dumbass joker. You basically need to find it ante 1 for it to be of any use.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the way i saw it played best is to spam high card or something until a mid/high ante and then pivot to a different hand type

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that's what I did. But honestly it only worked smoothly since the challenges are at white stakes so the early game is still easy.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game is fun to make combos
    >first level is base game
    >second level is losing one feature to make combos
    >then another
    >then another
    >then another
    >you now need all these cards to be at same position when you started the game
    >end up rerolling at start many times to get one of those special cards to have a normal run
    there has to be a better way to implement difficulty levels than this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I appreciate them tweaking the stake difficulty in the new patch but I will be sticking to white stakes and challenges for now

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get amazing economy jokers/voucher in ante 1
    >get absolutely demolished in ante 2 because of shit hands and not enough mult
    t-thanks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you start ante 2 without a mult joker
      It's not like I wanted to play the game or anything...

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is the patch good?
    dont lie to me n words

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What patch?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're a n word

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      a bunch of jokers are nerfed but so is orange/gold stake, and the first shop always has a buffoon pack so you never die before seeing any jokers unless you die in small blind (lmao)

      46+ is literally unimpressive for a joker you had to hold onto all game. I often 80+ on a swashbuckler, fortune teller, erosion, ect, and those I can pick up at will

      >80+ on a swashbuckler
      why do you lie on the internet like that?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're definitely not getting 80+ mult on the fricking swashbuckler, and to get that much mult on the fortune teller you need an absolute boat load of money or you need to gimp yourself with the hobo joker so you never have cash. Green is good and costs no upkeep.

        It's possible, but to act like it will happen consistently is a complete joke. You need the eg and the swashbuckler, and you probably need the present, too. You likely aren't going to get two of them together, let alone all three.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it is literally more consistent to find a swashbuckler and egg in the same run if you find one of the two at the beginning, than it is to win a run where you gimp yourself playing around green joker completely forgoing discards

          I've rarely ever found the egg and the swashbuckler in the same run.
          >what stake have you even reached?
          Gold.

          try opening the buffoon packs

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Do [thing that everyone obviously does]
            A daring synthesis.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              neither egg nor swash are rare, and both of them are great on their own. If you never see the combo, you're probably doing something wrong

              How are you gimping yourself by forgoing discards if you go for a build specifically focusing on low quantity hands with mult stacking and money hoarding? You're not gimping yourself at all. You sound like you haven't actually tried using the card, which wouldn't surprise me since you said earlier that it scaled off rounds played and not hands played.

              >how are you gimping yourself by [forgoing powerful mechanic/resource completely]
              gee idk
              Low quantity hands literally do not score enough unless you already have supporting jokers doing all the scoring, once again showing how useless green is. Its the other jokers that are good, not green

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                your other favorite scaling jokers aren't doing shit on their own either without support so what exactly is your point?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not being "rare" doesn't mean you're guaranteed to bump into it all the time, I don't know why you don't understand this. I've seen more baseball cards than spare trousers despite the former being rare and the latter being uncommon. It's almost like the game has an extreme sense of randomness to its seed generation.

                And it's hilarious how you mention support when [...] is a good point. What makes you think that every joker in the game is like the stencil? You know builds require multiple levels cross-card of support, right? You're not getting 80+ mult on a swashbuckler without the egg and the gift card and you're not getting that same level of mult on the tarot without a ton of money generating cards in play. Green doesn't require money or other jokers to become good, that's its strength. If your issue is being gimped by discards you aren't even paying attention to what people are telling you, it works with small hands.

                Now I can guarantee you've never used the card.

                I guess your memory must be kinda bad, the whole point is all the other cards allow you to do setups and score high while you're still setting up.
                That's why its such a hinderance not to have discards.
                It must be suffering to play with your level of understanding

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know you don't need to use discards if you know what you're doing and have a build in mind, right? You know there are multiple jokers that build off of not discarding things, right? Have you ever done a high card or Pair run before?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nearly all high card or pair runs rely on burned joker to scale which forces you to discard, is this thread all just bait?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're moronic if you think you absolutely need burned joker for two pair runs. thanks for outing yourself as a shitter.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                pair runs*

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Way to out yourself as a flowchart spaz. You need a plan for runs where burned joker doesn't appear but I guess you just lose

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not being "rare" doesn't mean you're guaranteed to bump into it all the time, I don't know why you don't understand this. I've seen more baseball cards than spare trousers despite the former being rare and the latter being uncommon. It's almost like the game has an extreme sense of randomness to its seed generation.

                And it's hilarious how you mention support when

                your other favorite scaling jokers aren't doing shit on their own either without support so what exactly is your point?

                is a good point. What makes you think that every joker in the game is like the stencil? You know builds require multiple levels cross-card of support, right? You're not getting 80+ mult on a swashbuckler without the egg and the gift card and you're not getting that same level of mult on the tarot without a ton of money generating cards in play. Green doesn't require money or other jokers to become good, that's its strength. If your issue is being gimped by discards you aren't even paying attention to what people are telling you, it works with small hands.

                Now I can guarantee you've never used the card.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Green doesn't require money or other jokers to become good, that's its strength
                I would say that isn't quite true. The thing about green joker is that since you mostly play weak hands, your base mult and chips end up being low. While green joker is the answer to low base mult the low chips is a real problem that you need an answer too. Of course that's true of every run, but strong hand runs have a bit less of an issue and can even aim for planets while green needs a decently strong option to help it
                The other thing is that before the new patch the -1 hand size and expensive packs where such a huge kick in the dick to big hand types while high card didn't really mind as much so comparatively it looked much better. Now with the new changes you're less incentivized to go for it every time.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was poor wording on my part, I specifically meant in the realm of the card gaining mult, since the discussion was comparing various +mults and how they function. Not that the card just wins everything on its own.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Green doesn't require money or other jokers to become good
                Every hand played is 1 less dollar, it certainly requires significant investment to be built up. The rate at which it scales is far too slow and the trade off is far too expensive. Something like the Joker that scales off tarot cards used is superior for a multitude of reasons, Firstly because you should be picking up a decent amount of them already as they are the primary way to manipulate your deck, you don't actually need to have the joker for it to scale and there's no added penalties to taking it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            How are you gimping yourself by forgoing discards if you go for a build specifically focusing on low quantity hands with mult stacking and money hoarding? You're not gimping yourself at all. You sound like you haven't actually tried using the card, which wouldn't surprise me since you said earlier that it scaled off rounds played and not hands played.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i've been playing it a bit, so here's some feedback

      >it's now much easier to get runs off the ground. Guaranteed Buffoon Pack in the first shop, plus making uncommon/rare/negative joker tags free make it much easier to get something going.
      >blind scaling isn't too bad, it's noticeable, which makes lesser runs worth taking further (so you aren't just restarting after blind 2 when nothing shows up). Combine with the previous change makes it feel a lot smoother
      >the biggest change is removing the 4 of a kind jokers from the common pool. Now they're focused on Two Pair, which makes them actually worthwhile if they show up early.
      >Nerfs to Vampire aren't too bad. It's still easy to make it work if you can force setup (vagabond/other tarot generator, gold mask, etc...), it just goes a bit slower
      >to-do list goes up in value significantly, because it doesn't get stuck on bad hands. It's been a consistent econ generator
      >Magician Tarot being 2 cards is pretty big, passive buff to License IMO, and Lucky Cat buffs make it worth considering instead of just being a dead joker you skip.

      Overall, the game feels like it's difficulty went a bit more linear. I've definitely seen more runs get off the ground, but it doesn't feel "too" easy either. The Tag changes are the biggest ones, making it much more worthwhile to skip when given the option (especially early game), and unintentionally buffs Throwback. Uncommon joker tag is slightly nerfed now, because all the "bad" rare jokers got bumped down and the good ones got bumped up, but even then, they're free if you take the tag.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been playing on the new patch and I find it much easier to just play through instead of rerolling forever.
    I just did red stake with black deck and didn't reroll once which is amazing considering how many times I lost on white stake with it in the base game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what's nerfed?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        vampire and suit +4 mult jokers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the enhanced joker tags being free is a huge game changer. Helps you dig yourself out of a pit when your econ is shot but you're missing something to get your score up to the requirements

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >actually got so hooked on the game I'm going for completionist+

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >actually got so hooked on the game I'm considering playing actual poker and bet real money on it
      Im so smart, i just need to carry my Tarot deck and slide Empress on the casino floor

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel you anon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love the walkie talkie.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I beat balatro when it was an hard game
    This game is for pussies now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based, now I can tell people they "didn't beat the game" unless they had unlocked the gold stake achievement before the patch

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Fortune Teller the only joker that includes your actions before you even possess it in scaling? I would love to use things like Square Joker or Trousers if they showed up later in the run if the same rule applied to them. Constellation would be great too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't the satellite dish one do that too?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It does but that is an econ joker. My point is you can go on the wiki page and ctrl+F "this run" and the only scoring ones that have that effect are Fortune Teller and I guess Throwback now that I look at it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      because its S-rank even though morons in this thread think its "expensive" (you should be buying tarots anyways) (tarots literally make you money)
      Greentard genocide when?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because tarot cards are harder to acquire than two pair, four cards played, and doesn't give as much as something like the planet multiplier

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are quite a few like Supernova and Erosion as well.

      because its S-rank even though morons in this thread think its "expensive" (you should be buying tarots anyways) (tarots literally make you money)
      Greentard genocide when?

      It's good mid/late game. Bujt it was always hard to build post orange stake.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Noob here.
    Should I play every early round to start getting mult jokers unless there is a good tag?
    How do you guys usually decide what build to do? Like when you get your first Joker?

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I uninstalled the game after I started seeing jokers and trying to make high scoring hands every time I closed my eyes

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Assures you victory no matter what else you draw
    He was the best of us, and now he's crippled.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a question about duplicate jokers.

    do cards that have a non-vague and singular effect, like splash, do anything when you have multiple? does it count every card twice? or is it just a dead card?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      dead card unless it has an edition. if its incompatible with bluebrint, it probably doesnt do anything when doubled (oops all 6s is the only exception i can remember off the top of my head)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dead card.
      If every card is a face card, what's the point in making every card a face card a second time.
      Order also matters, so things like Double Vampire don't work(at least didn't, I heard the card has been changed with the new patch, which I haven't played yet). You play an enhanced card, the first Vampire scales and removes the enhancement; the second vampire sees it as an unenhanced card and doesn't scale.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Green Joker haters are low stake scrubs that never reached orange. It's a good card. Not amazing, but certainly good.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not that I "hate" it, it's that Green joker is objectively one of the worst jokers in the game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Green joker is objectively one of the worst jokers in the game.
        Wrong.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The entire game is built around closing out as quick as possible, aka a single hand. Best case scenario is a +3 mult per ante assuming no skips with the added downside of not being able to use the primary method of hand manipulation, in which you are actively penalised for doing so.

          Getting it to scale more than that is $1 for +1 mult. The opportunity cost in using it is far too great, in most cases you are better off skipping it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you don't grasp the concept of a weaker early game leading into a stronger late game, then you really are just a shitter. Nothing else needs to be said. The guy who called you a flow chart autist is right.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've only just got to the thread.
              Can you get the green joker to work? Yes.
              But for any seed where you've got the Green Joker to work, I guarantee there's far better options available out there if you have access to the resources lost while scaling it up.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ride the bus, supernova and monolith are worth using
            Yeah your econ is worse but you will get very good flat mult with the first two and good x mult with the last if you play around them

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Ride the bus
              Not playing scoring face cards is a significantly weaker penalty than not using discards, there's an entire deck where the penalty is essentially non-existent,
              >Supernova
              Objectively better than Green Joker in every way, same opportunity cost in scaling it, zero penalty outside of a joker slot. Still one of the first options considered if you need to cut a joker.
              >Obelisk
              Reasonably stiff penalty on par with Green Joker, requires significant to play around to be effective. The big difference to why it is much better than green joker is the fact that it's xmult rather than flat.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Objectively better than Green Joker in every way,
                Wrong. supernova requires the same hands to be used indefinitely, green joker scales with all hand types, but the benefit is that there's no punishment. Also ride the bus resets if you happen to use a face card for some reason. At words green joker gets -1 mult, which is negligible past a certain point.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot my pic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        its really not
        not when shit like superposition exists
        its niche but thats perfectly ok

        YOU CAN ONLY REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOU BEAT GOLD STAKE BEFORE THE PATCH

        i am king here

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How often should i be buying planet cards to upgrade my hands?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      almost never, unless you have tons of extra money, or are hitting 5 of a kind every round
      I'll go for full house upgrades on rare occasion

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      depends on multiple factors in your current run
      in general though they shouldnt be neglected

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this guy is dead wrong, avoid his advice.
        You need to save your money to get stuff that actually has impact

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          this guy is dead wrong, avoid his advice.
          You need to use your money to get stuff that actually has impact

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh awesome! thank you for *checks notes* +1 mult on a hand I may not even use every time... for $4-8... wow thank you...
            Red card gets you +3 mult no matter what for the same price lmao, and people hate that thing

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              planet doesn't take up a joker slot

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                neither do negatives, neither do tarots. I'd rather roll for those
                If I'm already using all my slots, I should be strong enough not to need planets, or looking for new jokers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It depends. If you're using the celestial deck, always.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      almost always, unless you are completely broke, or are hitting high cards every round
      I'll skip planet cards on rare occasion

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if youre over $25 and have nothing better to do
      or if you have telescope
      or if you REALLY need chips and only chips because the planets mostly dont scale mult for shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if it meshes with your deck, ie if you're hitting the same 1-2 hands every round.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If its the hand your spamming its usually worth, just that very early on a scoring joker will carry you harder. Its also fine to do if you stay at good econ

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      these are the people telling you to buy celestial packs btw

      >boostraps is S-tier and gives 8 mult for $20
      white stakes takes lmao

      >boostraps is S-tier and gives 8 mult for $20
      LOL

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They can be the difference between a won and lost run. In particular if your deck is spamming 1-2 hands you need to amass planets for those hands

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it keeps hapenning

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      oof

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They look tasty

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both are good early-game Jokers. I’d get one if you can afford it

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game nearly impossible to win without X Mult
    >X Mult relegated to rare and a handful of uncommon while the rest of uncommon is just utility
    >update making more X Mult cards that were uncommon into rares and utility rares into uncommon
    >now the uncommon pool is bloated with situational utility cards and will be even harder to get X Mult.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this really the second coming of christ everyone on youtube keeps telling me? I got some spare steamcash

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's just dopamine dripfeed
      Big waste of time

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like dopamine

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait to beat gold stakes when the update drops

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU CAN ONLY REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOU BEAT GOLD STAKE BEFORE THE PATCH

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      call me the joker then because I'm replying anyways
      ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i literally stopped playing the game after beating gold stake and jokerless
      shit was miserable

      now i might actually go back and play it again to finish up the gold stake cheevos

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >had Credit Card as part of my winning lineup for Gold Stake
      Dance with the ones that brought you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just got my first gold win without the beta. Feels good.

        Was about to drop my To the Moon when baseball card popped up then wheel of fortune polychromed it 2 stores later.

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Green joker sisters....what's our response?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      who made this list? it's bad

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        F tier post

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone says DNA is S tier
      >never once found it passed ante 2 and the only thing I have to do with it is duplicate a plain Ace or some shit which hurts my econ by wasting a hand

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        u need to be more creative anon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Idol in f
      Idiot. Highest potential of any single joker in the game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The joker that takes money value is why the gift joker is really good. Debt card allows you to buy shit with hobo joker. Madness and 6th sense jokers are good for early game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      baron, mime, wee joker, square pants, hack all in D tier?

      4 fingers, chicot, constellation in A tier?

      absolutely a low stake shitters tier

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hack not at least A tier is bullshit, any card that causes retriggers is amazing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My response is that I've gold staked several decks and green joker is always a part of the team along with supernova, burglar, and any non-hand type xM

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i love Balatrism

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Madness joker ended up creating the most crazy runs. Also the hobo one getting clones once and getting a tarot joker was insane.

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    At higher levels, can skill hedge against shit luck or are you simply doomed until you get a joker streak going?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I get The Pillar in Ante 1 in high stakes I just reset, and I've beaten gold.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Old Gold Stake can and WILL frick you in the ass wih RNG regardless of how good you are with the game.

      It's why people hate it so much.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch Balatro University play this game. He makes it his b***h. Every round here had the same seed, so in some situations where players made shit scores, a skilled player with the same RNG earns 10000000000000000000+.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        plays twice as fast too, in awe of this lad. think he said he has phd in statistics/probability.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great bait ITT, keep it up guys

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When did you realize that Four of a Kind was your beloved?

    For me? When I grinded Jokerless for three days. .

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me its Pair.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I decided to try using a ouija on a whim instead of skiping

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did this game used to be called something else? I know the game is exploding in popularity now, but I could have sworn I played a demo similar to this under a different name.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not that I know of. It was kicking around for about a year/18 months, with the exact same name. Coming out with demos in Steam's Next fest and the like.

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Full House -> Four of a Kind -> Five of a Kind -> Flush House

    RINSE AND REPEAT
    SIMPLE AS

    Unless I find loads of Red Seal Steels then High Card is kino.
    Literally the only hands you ever need.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pleb-stake self report

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry buddy but I'm an EndlessCHAD. Where the real Balatro kino happens.

        Paircucks can shut the frick up and suck their own wieners for putting up with how dogshit Gold Stake is. Beat that once and never again. But hey, looks like it got rebalanced so we can actually call it fun now lmao.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have never played a pair in my life. I only play High Card. Endless is a concept made up by YouTubers and drop-outs to shill white stake.

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Needle is the biggest butthole of a boss Ante.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least non-small hands are playable on high stakes now! Localthunk is a dipshit
      >Less discards, less hands, smaller hand size, expensive packs
      >Funnels everyone into small score hands like high card, pair, two pair because you cant reliably get all the cards you need for higher hands
      >Needle is insta lose without boss rerolls

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if i midas mask a card with red seal does it remove the seal? any /KNOWERS/ ITT?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      seals are separate from enhancements
      holos are also separate from both

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.
      Enhancements overwrite enhancements and nothing else.
      Seals and editions stay.
      I'm not sure if a Seal can overwrite another seal, but Editions are permanent and can't be removed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Foils, seals, and enhancements are 3 diff things

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    there should be more ways to get playing cards with editions. Making super position foil or holographic the ace would be cool. Also playing cards should be able to be negative and give you +1 hand size while in hand.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SLICE & DICE WON
    BIGLY

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i am also playing that

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this shit needs multiplayer
    make the boss blind a time battle, two people trying to reach the needed chips at the same time, whoever reaches first wins.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that sounds fricking moronic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off.

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the hiker joker is the best first joker you can get, right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Madness on black stake and above. Doesn't matter even if you have to take junk eternals. The power you get from it through a full game is unmatched.

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    none, i hate clowns, they are not scary nor threatening

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    In one of my earliest games I got a deck that scored hands of hundreds of billions. I refuse to play it now because my friend with 60 hours in the game still hasn’t unlocked the score-base achievements and I want him to feel moronic when he compares his progress with mine.

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been trying to grind black deck stakes but occasionally I have to go back to one of the normal decks to remember that the game is actually fun

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is odd todd so fricking SHIT compared to even steven
    surely they should at least be approximately equal in strength

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It works really well with ace plays and the scholar card, and they both work with hack and Fibonacci, though odd works a bit better because there's more of those there. But yeah Even Steven is way better, and it's busted with the Walkie Talkie.

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just smashed golden needle, now only jokerless remains...this isn't gonna be fun

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Decided to win with black deck
    >Finally won with polychrome madness, a joker that copied madness, a foil even steven and popcorn
    Honestly don't think I'm gonna play higher than white stake.

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    STUNTMAN NERFS

    aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not untakeable but probably more of a pivot card now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nerfed before I unlocked it

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jokerless challenge is such a fricking pain in the dick. If you don't get a telescope on the ante two shop to ensure you get the flush/straight scaling you need, you just end up fricking dying.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      then why play?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because I'm 19/20 on the challenges and playing high card with a billion scoring jokers in normal is getting old.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stop playing

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why? Do you not understand that challenging things can be fun?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              you're the one saying its annoying and tedious

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Things can be annoying and tedious while being satisfying to beat in the end, anon. I just had to stop being a moron and git gud

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get a telescope on the ante two shop
      its funny because this is exactly how i beat it
      well that and getting a holo red seal steel king in a card pack

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Flush/Straight

      You are a moron.
      Four of a Kind is THE hand for Jokerless.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you just reroll into you get a spectral pack into same rank?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Four of a Kind is one of the best scaling hands in the game that you can reliably get and build into. During my grind I've seen that it's the build that can get you to the final ante and easily beat it the best. So here's how I go:

          >Ante 1-2 = Get one or two levels of full house so you can beat the first few rounds. Maybe get an arcana pack for a mult or bonus enhancer card. By the time you reach the end of Ante 2 you should at least have gotten Mars levelled up.
          >Ante 3-4 = by this point you should have already transitioned into Four of a Kind. Keep the Balatro fundamental in order. Save up. Strengths, Deaths, and Hanged Mans are best so that you can get a deck full of Aces. Hunt for Hermit whenever possible. Keep a Fool in hand for a rainy day.
          >Ante 5-6 = These are arguably the easiest Antes once you get the ball rolling. Save up and get a Mars whenever possible. By this point you should be going all in on leveling your Four of a Kind and modifying your deck to get more Aces in it. Keep a glass or steel in your pocket to push the points but don't rely on them too much.
          >Ante 7-8 = same as 5 and 6 but you need to actively hunt for glasses or steels now if you don't think you can make it. Keep them in your backpocket, hope you got the reroll voucher, and oray the final boss doesnt ass frick you.

          Reroll voucher is needed so you dont get assfricked by the last boss.
          Telescope is great too for more reliable Mars level ups.
          Petroglyph/Hieroglyph are 10/10.
          The other vouchers are a good value add if you can buy them especially the +discard.

          Skips are good too in the early game. If you played Gold Stake then you know which skips are good to find. Just apply the same logic here.

          Spectrals are 10/10 especially if you get Immolation or Cryptid or the Ace creator one. Red cards too if you have a steel or glass to work with.
          Also, don't be afraid to hunt for Lucky Cards too. Jokerless is already RNG nonsense so hoping for that +20 gold is needed.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Got it first try, though I got lucky with finding a spectral pack on round 2 or 3 that turned 1/4 of my deck to 6s and then it gave me a clear direction, though I was spamming 5 of a kinds instead of 4 for the extra scaling and it was still easy enough to make. I honestly think I would have been fine with any final boss except the one that debuffs cards until you sell a joker, but hitting almost 300k on just my first hand means that I wasn't that scared of the Vessel, though it was about the highest I could do in a single hand outside of finding one of my steel cards to sit outside the 5 glass sixes. Thanks anon, though I didn't use much of your writeup beyond telling me to go for a bigger hand.

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    high stakes violet vessel is so fricked up
    I had 200 chips, +70ish mult and 12 Xmult solely in jokers and I still couldn't reach 1 million points in 3 hands

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And yet it's possible to do hundreds of millions or billions before ante 9 even without any negative jokers. The scaling in this game is quite fricked sometimes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >high card build where every hand scores ~250,000
      >no hand upgrades entire run
      >violet vessel
      >can't draw a single one of my steel or glass cards
      >lose by 40,000

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i finally did it
    i beat black deck gold stake
    thank you early green joker, square joker, and burglar. my only xmult was a polychrome i had to skip for in ante 8

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Run does smoothly
    >Good build that is satisfying to play
    >Game randomly jumps the goal from 200k to 850k (it's not even the wall)
    I guess that's it

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    completionist++ im coming for your ass

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are Fauna, Ririka, or Ina going to stream this game again?

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jokerless felt easier than Inflation for me
    >Friend speeds past Golden Needle and Inflation, can't do Cruelty, Double or Nothing, Fragile or Omelette
    Been fun watching our completely different play styles get stuck on different challenges.

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are the odds?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't find the odds of getting a edition or seal on a card in a standard pack nor stone cards, but odds of getting 3 of the same in a 3 pack isn't overly terrible at 0.036% given how often you open packs. Them being exactly queens of heart is another 1/52.

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I git gut and win at better than default stakes?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop playing cool hands that are complicated, and start spamming high cards with all your points coming from your jokers. Buy 1 scoring joker per ante for the first three, at most, and either buy eco jokers or save up to 25 for interest. Never spend below 20 and only below 25 for a good reason. Almost never skip beyond the first ante, you should be capable of generating more value then whatever the skip tag offers once you're rolling.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dont understand the gap between white stake and gold stake players, ive watched friends struggle with white stake and they more or less picked the same jokers and tarots as i did.
      that being said, get $25 for $5 interest every round, attempt to open every tarot pack you see, pick up scaling jokers such as square joker and green joker early, aim for a combination of 2 or 3 +mult and 2 or 3 Xmult jokers for the endgame, but you can pick up chip and economy jokers early and carry them to the end game if you feel you need to.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they lose runs to doing stupid shit
        like I just did because I used a sun to make a flush hand and then just didn't click on the right cards and played high card to reset obelisk I'm so fricking mad

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which deck should I try to get to orange stake with first?

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pre-patch based boys represent

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post-patch cucks DID NOT best the game.

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is the mega not there anymore

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dropped it because I seem to be unable to play anything but flush decks and that's boring

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    goodnite sweet prince.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still have yet to beat the Violet Vessel.

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Midas Mask
    >Pareidolia
    >Sock and Buskin
    >Vampire
    >Red seals

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Vampire gets nerfef

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mask

      I've never been able to find both of these in the same run.

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it just me or are high card builds way too good against a lot of the challenges?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      theyre the most consistent build in general
      getting good jokers is easier than getting the specific tarots/spectrals you need to convert your deck into not trash

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >beat multiple decks on gold stake
    >never got into e scores
    its time to play white stakes for a while

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post your highest score and it better have an E in it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Constellation because I am a Planet addicted b***h. I cannot pass up those Celestial Packs.

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a Pomni game like Gurumin or threads of fate

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ADChomosexual posts completely off-topic shit
      Color me surprised.

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would you guys think of tarot cards that allow you to craft your own jokers? Bonus points if you can use your own images for the card faces.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't want. I just want better, more balanced jokers. Crafting is something zoomers want in games.

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Red card blows DICK!

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plasma Deck runs are either the funniest shit in the world or the most teeth pulling runs in the world even at 2 pair / three of a kind probabilities.

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Delayed gratification is the worst joker ever made fricking wiener and ball torture joker

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are those joker seals coming along anons?

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you dare?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dont remember ever having not bought this except for being poor

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Always buy these. I'm not gonna waste a chance to get a legendary run.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does anyone actually sacrifice all their jokers for a simple 1.5x mult?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't don't sacrifice anything if you get it early enough.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        done it a few times without having thrown the run, its semi-safe to do if you're cruising along and also have plenty of spare change to buy replacement jokers with

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only if the joker can scale by themselves or is the only jonkler that + or x anything don't forget to sell them before destroying them

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the real thrill is going for the 50/50 with an eternal joker and a regular

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I get it early and only have shit jokers outside of a clear standout, yes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally only worth it if you have 1 joker. If you have a good joker and a shit joker MAYBE gamble that the 1.5x gets added to the good joker, but if you lose that bet your run is dead. Spectral seems to have a lot of high risk/low reward cards

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can sell your excess jokers anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        spectrals are strong early. unraveling your whole build for ankh, negative, or foil isnt worth it thouhestever

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've contemplated it in the midgame when I have a ton of money and can just find new supporting cast jokers to put around my big hero Joker. You can sell them all before hitting the thing so it's controllable and you get a partial refund to reassemble your jokers with.

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOW DO YOU INSTALL BALAMOD
    I'M A moron
    HELP

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      just run the makefile bro

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see an eternal Paradolia
    >fits well with my build, and I've already seen The Mark this run
    >only a few blinds, left what are the odds The Plant shows up?

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love when you get a specific joker and the game just decides to stop ever giving you the cards you need for that joker to even work.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Get joker that buffs X card, let's say Aces
      >Half of your deck is Aces
      >Suddenly can't draw a single Ace to save your life
      Lol, lmao even

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For anyone who's played the experimental build, do you think they've done enough to incentivize skips at higher stakes?
    I've gold-staked black deck, and basically never skipped in any of my runs. The only time I ever skip is if I'm running Anaglyph for negative jokers or for hand upgrades. The introduction of rentals, the joker tag buffs, and general tag buffs make me think maybe it could shift the game around.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i feel like they've done enough at this point yeah. i think some tags such as the discarding bin looking tag are still absolute shit, but overall skipping feels more justified and im more often having to weigh them against playing the blind normally.
      experimental build is really fun. i actually feel allowed to get off checkered deck and play the other ones, and the game is more fun for it.

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    kill jester

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i used to be a green joker hater
    then it got me through gold stakes reliably
    now im a believer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      same. Looking at it it seems unimpressive but actually playing with it you see that it does get you to the end of the game, especially in the old patch where the high pack prices and low hand size shits all over the 5 card hands.

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    look at this silly guy with his giant head and tiny body

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    High quality hands dont give a large enough bonus. Why bother doing a royal anything when itll be worse than a flush or even a pair sometimes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      dev didn't understand card games enough to balance it well. Imagine releasing a poker game where two pair and high-card are the strongest builds low-skill low-risk low-reward

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they should make lesser hand upgrades apply to superior versions of the hand. pair upgrades should also apply to two pair. flush upgrades should apply to royal and straight flushes

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    New update rocks!

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh
    banana

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not worth losing 4 mult on your S-tier bootstraps bro

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever had this card expire?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Had it happen to me on ante 7 of Nebula deck. It's my least favorite deck and I don't even have a white stake win despite 3 gold stake wins on other decks because it is just not fun. I quit there and I'm not touching Nebula again til I 100% the rest of the game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Around ante 9. I was bummed because the run is going well, but I can’t complain because I already won.

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I ignore the obvious meta picks then it has to be pants.
    I was getting them quite frequently in the demo, but maybe only once in the full version.

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Square Joker. She treats me well.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      square joker is a guy

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just did my first gold stake run on the new patch and I have to say that was the most I struggled on any run and I'm a little surprised I managed to win. Peakeo as pretty much the only economy joker while trying to fuel red card and consolation is pretty rough and I would have absolutely died multiple times over on the previous patch. I thought walking into the ante 8 boss with 4x death would have made it easy but it still ended up being pretty close.
    I hate red card so much it's so bad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the good thing about it is you got the gold sticker on red card, popcorn and even perkeo which is really hard to get. this patch is definitely easier, but that's a worthy price to pay to make it so much more fun than it used to be.
      i beat all the decks on gold stake before the patch so i sure hope im immune to 'you didn't beat the game.'

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this patch is definitely easier, but that's a worthy price to pay to make it so much more fun than it used to be.
        Yeah, the main issue with the previous orange/gold was that they hurt the jokers that need packs and the harder to play hands more than the cheap high pair kind of set up. Now instead you just see more jokers that are harder to justify taking.

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hope to see some new Jokers added
    >Zero added

    PITCH YOUR UNIQUE JOKER RIGHT NOW!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      rare or reworked legendary jonkler that multiplies chips

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A joker that switches the chips and mult numbers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm Going To Become The Joker
      >Gives ×10 Mult when your whole hand is incapable of making anything except a High Card

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sexy Joker
      >has an animated joker pinup that wiggles and jiggles lewdly. Can't be reorganized and will randomly trade places with other jokers in your line up during scene transitions. Provides +200 chips.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sexy Joker
        We already have one of those in the game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      considering 7 is the only card without a joker to boost it; Lucky Number 7 - 7s become lucky cards when played and ALL lucky cards have twice the chance of activating.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Next Step in the Master Plan
      Upgrade your last played hand but destroy its cards after they score

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek’d but it’s absolutely worthless, like even worse than 8 ball

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      society joker. you can continually discard, but at a cost maybe 5/10 bucks per discard. or increasing cost

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      time for poorly thought-out, probably borken jokers

      jokercide:
      gains +25 chips, +5 mult, and x0.25 mult for each destroyed joker this run (selling does not count).

      the last laugh:
      jokers can no longer be purchased, sold, destroyed, or upgraded. if you fail a blind, you win it instead and a random joker is disabled for the rest of the run (last laugh cannot be disabled).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >delinquent joker
      Lowers the rank of any scored card
      (J>10>9>8 etc)
      >Passport
      Adds +1xmult per each non-repeated hand type. (Two pair> flush> three of a kind) Resets at end of blind
      >guest room
      Full house can be made from a three of a kind and one extra card

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Equality Joker
      >kings are considered queens and vice-versa

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >actually busted joker
        >gay themed
        frick you

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s considerably less busted than some jokers that already exist

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah adding shoot the moon to the baron recursion strat is totally less busted than bootstraps

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gay themed
          How? It’s clearly an “equality in the workplace” gag

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Make it actually busted make it kings, queens, and jacks all equal.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then make it so it can synergise with Pareidolia to apply the effect to all cards.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wild Joker
      Transforms into a different joker after every hand played.

      I'm half expecting to be told this is already in the game because I'm finding it really hard to believe there isn't a joker like this already.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      skygazer - hands gets planetary upgrades from all lower-ranked hands. example: if you upgrade high card, all hand types benefit from it because it is the lowest-ranked hand

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Guillotine
      Gains 0.2xmult per scored face card. Destroys the face card when played.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wheely Dan
      Gains chips/mult whenever the wheel fails. Not sure which would be better for it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        +50 chips, +4 mult each time the wheel misses. When the wheel hits, 75% chance the card resets

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          oooh that's nice

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hand Buzzer: Retrigger scoring hand, 1 in 5 chance to debuff all cards in scoring hand for this round. Common.

      Contagious Laughter: Scoring a Wildcard causes all cards of its rank in hand to become wildcards for this round. Common.

      Bubblegum: For flushes, provides x1.1 mult, then x1.2 mult for next scored flush, then x1.3 mult for the next, and so on until x3 mult, then self-destructs Common.

      Slot Machine: Scoring a three of a kind with 7's either gives +100 chips OR $3 (only 3 of a kind, not full houses) Uncommon.

      The Court: x1 mult, every scored ROYAL Flush gives +0.25 mult Uncommon.

      Lucretia: Common jokers all become negative while this joker is in your possession; all vanish from Joker set if Lucretia is sold/destroyed. Legendary.

      Big Tent: A random extra joker is added to your joker set each round. Can exceed maximum jokers. Even if you have room for another joker, the created joker is still removed after the round ends. Created joker cannot be sold or targeted for buffs. Uncommon.

      Sly Dog: Each hand, a random playing card is made negative. Negative playing cards can be added to your scoring hand beyond the usual limit of 5. Does not change the hand scored if the negative card is beyond the usual 5; instead, the rank of the negative card is added to the mult (i.e +10 mult for a negative king, +7 mult for a negative 7.) Negative cards are returned back to normal after each round. Uncommon.

      Jimbo: When seen in shops or via buffoon packs, appears identical to the regular default Joker, including its name and effect. Only reveals itself as Jimbo when placed into your Joker set. Gives x4 mult. Cannot appear via Judgement, Riff Raff, etc. Rare.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Jimbo: When seen in shops or via buffoon packs, appears identical to the regular default Joker, including its name and effect. Only reveals itself as Jimbo when placed into your Joker set. Gives x4 mult. Cannot appear via Judgement, Riff Raff, etc. Rare.
        this one would be hilarious

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      joker about nothing: uncommon, no effect, is always free.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is always free
        >free foil, holo, polychrome, or negative
        overpowered

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can't imagine a negative that does nothing is really contributing much

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Balanko

        I can't imagine a negative that does nothing is really contributing much

        Buffs abstract joker :^)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          also buffs baseball card and benefits from gift card. the tradeoff is that it does nothing while taking up a slot.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice Joker

      Spawns 1 Queen of a random suit when scoring hand contains a 6 and a 9

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Medusa - played face cards turn into stone cards

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Russian Roulette - x5 mult, 1 in 6 chance of destroying all played cards before scoring the hand.

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    X-ray challenge is a true test of wits. and luck.

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hologram has never let me down

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stats say I took 21 The Soul cards
    >still no Chicot
    this is the only thing stopping me from completing my collection.

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had an ancient joker straight flush run that was really fun, so maybe that.

  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >purple stakes, get ice cream because it's good early
    >Spectral pack, oh shit please be rare joker
    >Make ice cream polychrome or duplicate it
    Frick you

  118. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unlock plasma deck
    >can't go past ante 6

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Focus solely on chip jokers. If you get stuntman, congrats, you just won.

  119. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >meep murp meep murp!
    what did he mean by this

  120. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only 2 stakes left on my yellow deck (will be my first).. How the frick do you do this for every deck? Also, I feel like I'm missing some good jokers from the high score clips I've seen.

  121. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Converting one card into another doesn't count as destroying the original card
    that's bullshit suck my ass

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol, remember kids: indestructible won't save you from diabolic edict

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        rip mtg

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you didn't destroy a card, just changed its property

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Converting a card isn't destroying it. Why would that count?

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