>be 36
>decide to turn on multiplayer
>"gyatt" "bet" "deadass" "on god"
>*singing some mumble rap on the mic
>log off
Where do I go from here Ganker? The world has left me behind.
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find online friends you can relate to. possibly same age group as you.
play games with them exclusively.
Why don't you have people muted by default
You play single player game
I'm 37
Where are you going that still has people talking on the mic like that?
Everyone is like on discord with their own groups or silent the whole time.
I also use these words.
>I'm 37
>I also use these words.
That is one of the most pathetic things I've read on this site.
Why? It's fun.
Don't be such a b***h about trivial things in this life.
Hey, whatever gets your rocks off, creepy old pedo groomer.
Complaining about how others communicate on a Mongolian basket weaving forum is even more pathetic tbh
I wanted to try the new counter strike 2 game.
>I also use these words
Embarrassing
The future is now old man.
>36
>still playing multiplayer games with randos
moron
I don't believe you, there's no way modern games still have voice chat where someone might say a no no word.
no cap on God this is why you got no rizz my dude
adapt or die old man.
>>be 36
to turn on multiplayer
if you enjoy hobbies for children you will likely meet children
You're correct. The sad part is that there are people, especially here, who still refuse to accept this as the reality.
I just do the dnsl thing.
"can you say that in English?"
"does anyone speak his language?"
"huh?"
"settle down, ok?"
>haha look at this moronic boomer, he's so old he doesn't even understand common internet slang
you sure showed those dumb zoomers
They get mad, I get entertained. Must be hard being a loser.
sis... they're laughing at you
would you be angry that some old, crusty fatass doesn't know what lol or lmao mean?
>AHHHH I GET SCARED BY IMAGINARY SCENARIOS
You're such a b***h.
Classic wow with the other balding mid 30 year olds probably
Frick you I'm not balding
>join lobby
>no one talks ever, not even for game strategy
>someone starts a votekick every 2 minutes, usually fails
>everyone leaves after one round
>be me
>randomly start a votekick for no reason
>team mates go along with it and he gets kicked
>mfw imagining the mix of confusion and seething the kicked guy is feeling
especially good if its in a ranked lobby and we're about to win
>ask why they've built something or why they did something.
>stfu toxic reported
>intentional feeding or afk
zoomers are shocked when you say f*ggot or n*gger so you can easily btfo them by using language that everyone used to use in online multiplayer
You deserve it for playing competitive multiplayer past your mid 20s.
>log onto voice chat
>squeaky kid on the mic
>insult his voice
>log off voice chat
I’ve always muted voice chat unless I know a handful of people playing on the same server as me. I’m a text chat liker.
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ong no cappa on a stack
>"Stop pretending to be a Black person and speak english"
>Your account has been banned for 65,535 days for violating community guidelines. You will not be able to access the social community or your library of games until this ban has expired.
>*join randoms*
>*mic popping*
>*zoomies discussing ass on the new skin*
>ayo fr she lit gyatt
>gucci on god look dat drip
>lil drippy finna cap tho, like that aint it chief
>no shit stan, i-
>*turn on my mic*
>BLOODY BASTERD BENCHOD b***h SAAR HOW CAN SHE GYATT?? HOW CAN SHE GYATT???
>*total silence*
>HELLO SAARS GUD MARNING
>lil drippy finna cap tho, like that aint it chief
lmao
>turn on mic
>terrible music on in the background that drowns out the whole lobby
>dont even talk
based
>watch someone stream a game
>he's yelling "I'm not gonna sell"
>wtf
zoomerspeak was funny at first but now it's just ebonics to me.
Because it is ebonics.
There is nothing new about the shit zoomers are saying. People were talking like this when I was in highschool and that was 20+ years ago.
What has happened is that these ghetto people got on the internet and thanks to the ease of use of modern tools and the cheapness of it were able to spread this through soundcloud and YouTube mumble raps.
They've just distilled it and made the poor vocabulary a meme.
its so weird hearing zoomers say gyat as if that means butt
That's what it's supposed to be. Gyatt damn, that ass is fat.
It is unironically peak Black person speak. I haven't seen anything like this.
No, when you see a woman with a fat ass walk by you say gyat(god) damn as an exclamation. you dont say she has a gyat the way zoomers use it now
Oh, you mean like "she has a fat gyat". Yeah, I can see that. I'm pretty sure this word is a psyop because it took off way too fast.
Well that is new.
One thing to note about the modern slang is that it comes from text shorthand and emphasis rather than verbal.
Gyat is obviously an emphasized and ghettoized "God damn!" But also the way it sounds when a ghetto black person says it.
>God damn she's got a fat ass
>Gyat damn!
Finally
>Gyat
They also are being forced into slang terms to get around social media filters which is interesting because instead of authority figures like parents and cops that young people are trying to obfuscate things from now it is corporations. Corporations that millennials demanded censorship from.
>approaching 30
>playing multiplayer games with longtime stackmates my age
>they just constantly yammer about work, their families, or how old they are getting (you're not even that old, quit pretending)
I suppose it is all perspective.
>chinks !
>pajeetas !
>vatniks !
>pablos !
in a world where you have to deal with rapBlack folkpeak in online lobbies...
>decide to turn on multiplayer on a eu server
>nobody says anything
I was getting ready for work yesterday and I looked at my PS2. I recalled the release date for North America: 10/2000.
>10/2000
>Woah... thats... 20 and... oh God
Seems like just yesterday I was working shit jobs at 16 to get it.
Sometimes I forget those days are so far away.
>Play online a fighting game
>Someone adds me
>They just want me to get in their discord
>Ok maybe i'll find people to play there
>They only talk to each other, have to lower myself to follow their stupid conversations so maybe they will notice I'm there and play with me
>Get tired and leave
>Repeat after a few months