>be male >lightly club female superhero in the head one (1) time because she has to let her feminine long hair flow without a helmet for some reason >she falls to the ground and begins the fencing response >my criminal friends and I rape her and dissolve her body in a vat of acid, never to be seen again
The whole dark/positive multiverse thing confirmed that superheroes/heroines are always meant to win. They don't have to care about safety in a reality where they are basically destined to win.
>discount female batman knockoff >superhero
Who reads this gay ass shit? She would be shot in the head and raped by wild joggers on her first night patrolling
Robin's dont wear headgear either, hence why Dick got shot in the headand lived. Green arrow and arsenal too. Honestly more of the non powered super heroes don't wear full head gear then do.
>dexterity > durability >evasion > crit damage reduction >speed > strength >style > function
Wha are normal humans going to do when they fight agaisnt meta humans and god-like beings? Is not like a bullet proof helmet will stop doomsday from crushing their heads if he catch them anyway
They say it's not because it's not going to be a continous service of adding new content and seasonal events and shit, it's a once and done game with co-op, but given enemies have levels and shit, I would say at the very least it will definitely have some form of grinding to pad out the play time like every single other fricking open world game these days.
Batman doesn't wear fricking head protection either. The guy wears a mask.
>BUT THE MASK IS ACTUALLY MADE OF KRYPTONITE-STEEL AND IS THE HARDEST AND LIGHTEST METAL IN THE GALAXY AND BATMAN CAN'T BE HURT BECAUSE OF IT
The dude wears a fricking mask. Maybe you'd have a point if he wore a helmet or something. Robin, Batman, Batwoman, Nightwing. All of them just wear masks.
The thing is that the wheelchair is very tempting, getting to sit all day long scratching your nuts (figuratively) and having others do everything for you. It's dangerous stuff.
It's so stupid to have her hair out like that people would just assume it MUST be a wig, because why would a superhero both have, and show off, striking long hair that could tip off her identity?
Joker unironically cannot rape because it's too hard to stay aroused when you're cackling like a madman. That's why he could bang Harley, he loathed her so much she never made him laugh once.
The only reason Joker didn't raped her is because Alan Moore became an Sjw, cried like a b***h about how ashamed he is of writing that comic and to save some face he finally came clean many years later and said... There was no rape. She was all bloody and naked but no rape. I swear.
You can't even mention the Killing Joke in from him or he'll have a nervous breakdown.
Anyone have the comic page where Joker wants some kid to watch his car, and explains he's not gonna kill the kid like he's afraid of, because "How the hell would THAT be funny?"
He didn't rape her because it would serve no purpose to his overall goal which was breaking Gordon. Having him see his naked daughter in pain and being subjected to this horror that shes at the mercy of the Joker anyways was enough. Most modern versions also express zero interest in sex period.
I liked the Arkham games as much as the next guy but at the same time hated them for making me aware that these sidekicks even exist. I had heard about Robin of course (he shouldn't exist either imo) but all these others? Nightbat? Batgirl? Robin 2 electric boogaloo? Jesus frick, how creatively bankrupt can you get. Not to mention there's a woman with no supernatural abilities who's somehow a threat to anyone... just miss me with this shit.
It would be better if it was just Batman's solo crusade against crime. The fact there's an entire football team of "superheroes" seated in Gotham and they still can't achieve a single thing is all kinds of pathetic.
>Not to mention there's a woman with no supernatural abilities who's somehow a threat to anyone...
Batman has no powers and is no threat either. All it takes is a half a dozen of armed soldiers to kill them. Only one bullet has to hit him and he's done for.
Most side characters suck and are only there because it's traditional holdover from ancient comics 70 years ago. The reason they don't achieve anything is because they refuse to kill the supervillains in Gotham who are the main kingpins organizing crime, not like the police fare any better, it's just the nature of the world so Batman has a reason to exist.
I liked the Arkham games as much as the next guy but at the same time hated them for making me aware that these sidekicks even exist. I had heard about Robin of course (he shouldn't exist either imo) but all these others? Nightbat? Batgirl? Robin 2 electric boogaloo? Jesus frick, how creatively bankrupt can you get. Not to mention there's a woman with no supernatural abilities who's somehow a threat to anyone... just miss me with this shit.
It would be better if it was just Batman's solo crusade against crime. The fact there's an entire football team of "superheroes" seated in Gotham and they still can't achieve a single thing is all kinds of pathetic.
>The fact there's an entire football team of "superheroes" seated in Gotham and they still can't achieve a single thing is all kinds of pathetic. >The reason they don't achieve anything is because they refuse to kill the supervillains in Gotham who are the main kingpins organizing crime, not like the police fare any better, it's just the nature of the world so Batman has a reason to exist.
Has there ever been a Batman story where Batman actually fixes Gotham? I get that with how comics are that will never really happen but it's an interesting idea to me
>has long hair and does not wear a head protection
That's specifically why she's a "super" hero. Regular people need to wear that shit. Super heroes are in a league of their own. That's the entire point.
Is Ganker hyped for Pattinson Batman?
Does Ganker care about the Flash movie adapting Flashpoint again and having Keatonbats and Batsfleck?
Why does Ezra Miller dress like an abstract painting?
>Is Ganker hyped for Pattinson Batman?
I will not be hyped for capeshit ever again until we get either a Mayday, Power Girl or Nightwing movie. But I'll pirate it and see if it's any good. >Does Ganker care about the Flash movie adapting Flashpoint again and having Keatonbats and Batsfleck?
It's blatantly desperation in movie form, and I don't care about it at all. Maybe I'll care if they give us a Thawne that hams it the frick up. >Why does Ezra Miller dress like an abstract painting?
He's an attention prostitute.
>Is Ganker hyped for Pattinson Batman?
The trailer looks good? It's dark but with striking color usage. Looks like noir comic all right. The Riddler is some kind of weird serial killer and Penguin is a far mob boss.
After laughing my ass off of BvS, I just wanted to watch more grumpy old Batman (and Alfred) fricking shit up and I'm pretty disappointed that I'll never get any of that
There is different headgears in the game. I for one am way more hyped for Gotham Knights than Suicide Squad.
>be male
>lightly club female superhero in the head one (1) time because she has to let her feminine long hair flow without a helmet for some reason
>she falls to the ground and begins the fencing response
>my criminal friends and I rape her and dissolve her body in a vat of acid, never to be seen again
>not keeping a "superheroine" as a sex slave
Yet The Joker doesn't wear head protection and i dont see people fantasising about raping him.
Kek
He isn't a woman.
With all that makeup he might as well be.
You will never be a woman.
...
Doesn't count. It's not a fantasy it is just the means to an end.
The means to getting to carve that clown anus.
Is the joker a women?
The whole dark/positive multiverse thing confirmed that superheroes/heroines are always meant to win. They don't have to care about safety in a reality where they are basically destined to win.
>discount female batman knockoff
>superhero
Who reads this gay ass shit? She would be shot in the head and raped by wild joggers on her first night patrolling
Man, I’m gonna make so much porn once her model gets ripped.
Batman will get you
it's fiction, it's the only way women could fight men in hand to hand combat.
based.
Please, make her frick little boys.
>it's actually barbara
I though she wore an actual headpiece usually? What the frick?
Robin's dont wear headgear either, hence why Dick got shot in the head and lived. Green arrow and arsenal too. Honestly more of the non powered super heroes don't wear full head gear then do.
>dexterity > durability
>evasion > crit damage reduction
>speed > strength
>style > function
Wha are normal humans going to do when they fight agaisnt meta humans and god-like beings? Is not like a bullet proof helmet will stop doomsday from crushing their heads if he catch them anyway
>this is what dex gays believe
Don't know what it is about Batgirl that makes me want to frick her so hard I break my pelvis.
All Batgirls are extremely erotic with the exception of Cassandra, who is a shit.
Women in combat make zero sense anyway, might as well try and maake them hot
Hey, a girl doing a bunch of flips and kicking you in the chest would really put you out.
Before you get up and snap her spine.
She's a superhero
be a male super hero and dress like a gay.
I still don't know if this is a looter live service game. I keep getting conflicting information.
Damage numbers, health bars, enemy levels...it gives off that vibe, i would be its gonna be
They say it's not because it's not going to be a continous service of adding new content and seasonal events and shit, it's a once and done game with co-op, but given enemies have levels and shit, I would say at the very least it will definitely have some form of grinding to pad out the play time like every single other fricking open world game these days.
Batman doesn't wear fricking head protection either. The guy wears a mask.
>BUT THE MASK IS ACTUALLY MADE OF KRYPTONITE-STEEL AND IS THE HARDEST AND LIGHTEST METAL IN THE GALAXY AND BATMAN CAN'T BE HURT BECAUSE OF IT
The dude wears a fricking mask. Maybe you'd have a point if he wore a helmet or something. Robin, Batman, Batwoman, Nightwing. All of them just wear masks.
CASS LOVE
Cass is so thoroughly the best DC girl that even forcing her into dykeshit with Steph won't dethrone her.
Hottest outfit too.
>years of recovery
how do you recover from a shattered spine
Drink milk
Lazarus Pit, she'll be insane and turn out to be the villian.
You can but it takes more than a decade and you need to keep your legs moving with an exoskeleton so that they don't become atrophied.
That’s surprising crazy how the body can heal
The thing is that the wheelchair is very tempting, getting to sit all day long scratching your nuts (figuratively) and having others do everything for you. It's dangerous stuff.
99% of the batgirl designs have a cowl
Let's get real here, how many athletic redheads can Gotham have? Barbs will get caught eventually.
Batwoman appears to be a long-haired redhead too, but she wears a wig. People probably assume the same for Batgirl.
homie but Cass's hair is LITERALLY red. No way they assume that's her natural hair color.
It's so stupid to have her hair out like that people would just assume it MUST be a wig, because why would a superhero both have, and show off, striking long hair that could tip off her identity?
Should have looked like this instead
Or this
Arkham Knight Batgirl is honestly her best look in anything
yeah, it's sexy but only practical. shame that DLC was so short.
Yup, should have just ripped her from here.
>uses tonfas
she's alright
Also was raped by the Joker
Joker didn't rape Barbara. He did rape Jim though.
Alan Moore is a hack.
>JOKER ACTUALLY RAPED BARBARA
>BATMAN BROKE JOKER'S NECK IN THE END
Brainlet takes
Joker unironically cannot rape because it's too hard to stay aroused when you're cackling like a madman. That's why he could bang Harley, he loathed her so much she never made him laugh once.
The only reason Joker didn't raped her is because Alan Moore became an Sjw, cried like a b***h about how ashamed he is of writing that comic and to save some face he finally came clean many years later and said... There was no rape. She was all bloody and naked but no rape. I swear.
You can't even mention the Killing Joke in from him or he'll have a nervous breakdown.
I never got the impresison Joker raped her anyway. It's not really his kinda "thing".
Anyone have the comic page where Joker wants some kid to watch his car, and explains he's not gonna kill the kid like he's afraid of, because "How the hell would THAT be funny?"
He didn't rape her because it would serve no purpose to his overall goal which was breaking Gordon. Having him see his naked daughter in pain and being subjected to this horror that shes at the mercy of the Joker anyways was enough. Most modern versions also express zero interest in sex period.
the Jester?
holy fricking shit she is so cute, is that the suicide squad game?
Its the upcoming Gotham Knights game.
I liked the Arkham games as much as the next guy but at the same time hated them for making me aware that these sidekicks even exist. I had heard about Robin of course (he shouldn't exist either imo) but all these others? Nightbat? Batgirl? Robin 2 electric boogaloo? Jesus frick, how creatively bankrupt can you get. Not to mention there's a woman with no supernatural abilities who's somehow a threat to anyone... just miss me with this shit.
It would be better if it was just Batman's solo crusade against crime. The fact there's an entire football team of "superheroes" seated in Gotham and they still can't achieve a single thing is all kinds of pathetic.
>Not to mention there's a woman with no supernatural abilities who's somehow a threat to anyone...
Batman has no powers and is no threat either. All it takes is a half a dozen of armed soldiers to kill them. Only one bullet has to hit him and he's done for.
Most side characters suck and are only there because it's traditional holdover from ancient comics 70 years ago. The reason they don't achieve anything is because they refuse to kill the supervillains in Gotham who are the main kingpins organizing crime, not like the police fare any better, it's just the nature of the world so Batman has a reason to exist.
>The fact there's an entire football team of "superheroes" seated in Gotham and they still can't achieve a single thing is all kinds of pathetic.
>The reason they don't achieve anything is because they refuse to kill the supervillains in Gotham who are the main kingpins organizing crime, not like the police fare any better, it's just the nature of the world so Batman has a reason to exist.
Has there ever been a Batman story where Batman actually fixes Gotham? I get that with how comics are that will never really happen but it's an interesting idea to me
Has Batman actually achieved anything in the 70 plus years of crime fighting, EVER?
Not even right before they get their weekly universe reboot?
>be female hero
>used looks and charm to your advantage
How is this a bad thing again?
You guys would b***h and moan pozzed sjw yadda yadda woke whatever if there was a non sexy female super hero
This makes my dick feel good.
the mute batgirl with moron strength and vaguely supernatural origins is the best one
because shes moronic
>has long hair and does not wear a head protection
That's specifically why she's a "super" hero. Regular people need to wear that shit. Super heroes are in a league of their own. That's the entire point.
How would you feel if Batman's an unlockable post game character?
>Legs are Barb's weakness
Too soon, what the frick Dini?
Is Ganker hyped for Pattinson Batman?
Does Ganker care about the Flash movie adapting Flashpoint again and having Keatonbats and Batsfleck?
Why does Ezra Miller dress like an abstract painting?
>Is Ganker hyped for Pattinson Batman?
I will not be hyped for capeshit ever again until we get either a Mayday, Power Girl or Nightwing movie. But I'll pirate it and see if it's any good.
>Does Ganker care about the Flash movie adapting Flashpoint again and having Keatonbats and Batsfleck?
It's blatantly desperation in movie form, and I don't care about it at all. Maybe I'll care if they give us a Thawne that hams it the frick up.
>Why does Ezra Miller dress like an abstract painting?
He's an attention prostitute.
>Is Ganker hyped for Pattinson Batman?
The trailer looks good? It's dark but with striking color usage. Looks like noir comic all right. The Riddler is some kind of weird serial killer and Penguin is a far mob boss.
After laughing my ass off of BvS, I just wanted to watch more grumpy old Batman (and Alfred) fricking shit up and I'm pretty disappointed that I'll never get any of that
The last capeshit movie I saw in theatres was the first Thor movie and since then I pirate them. They're all so fricking awful.
No, both movies look stupid as hell and I hate troony Miller.
>Want to play Arkham Knight again
>Remember it's 71 gigs
Guess I'm not playing Arkham Knight again