>be a Norse pagan
>raid Catholic realms
>kill Catholic armies
>get piety
>execute captured Catholic prisoners
>get even more piety
>convert to Catholicism (using the piety you farmed by killing Catholics)
>declare holy wars
>hire Catholic holy orders to help you
It sure feels nice to be a devout follower of Jesus!
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>Literally communist devs mocking based Christianity
I have to kek
Christianity is all about forgiveness.
>Atheist telling other to shoot up school
My sides
troonys crying while based Christian anons kekking
>anyone who thinks religiousgays are moronic is a troony
If that were true, Christianity would already be outlawed and you'd be hunted down. We all know how trannies work when they have power. Stop deluding yourself, LARPer. You're not Christian by any stretch anyway. Nobody that comes here is. If God was real, he'd send you all to Hell for the way you act here while pretending to worship him.
The leftie salt levels are rising lads
>no argument
I don't see the point in LARPing as a Christgay. Is it the new form of MERELY PRETENDING?
>anon mocks paradox troony devs
>paradoxgay immediately thinks about committing a mass casualty event
Based swag face meme kek
everyone can tell you're a newbie when you use based wrong
>Literally leftist, anti Christian, anti white culture and, A literal t.ranny
My sides!
Christianity isn't 'white culture', mutt. It's American culture, and the world has been fricked enough by you moron mutts and your shit culture. It's literally the cause of every problem for whites. I doubt even the chinks will be so disrespectful of real white culture when they inevitably overtake you
>christianity, a religion born 2000 years ago before America was even discovered, and was dominant in Europe since the 400 AC, is somehow the product of american culture.
Anon...
>troony AND an esl obsessed with the USA
Ouch!
>American "christianism"
>christian at all
american protestantism is an altogether different religion which thinks God and Christ are subjects of the believer.
Top Bloody Kek, lads! Let this be the day that all the simpering leftie God fearers here were BTFO into treats!
None of the things you said are what, theologically speaking, actual christians believe outside two or three fringe evangelical nutjobs.
>actual christians don't believe in the actual bible
Wow, some religion you got there. Seems really solid if you can just disregard the entirety of the scripture.
Your religion won't exist by the end of the century. 1000 years of complete dominance lost over one generation thanks to mutts and their cancerous influence over the world. I'm not the one destroying white culture, you religioushomosexuals are with your constant capitulation. You're fricking cowards
>muh sky daddy
This is actually an evangelical-ism that plays right into the hands of atheistic redditor types with their muh flying spaghetti monster crap.
In actual fact: the Bible says over and over, from the Old Testament up through the Testament of Saint Paul, that God is not separate from anything, and that everything that exists is encompassed in the Body of God.
The Old Testament is more primitive, using more metaphorical language, while the New Testament is the peak of Greek philosophy, but all says that we all consist of a singular infinite living universe that we call "God," and which relates to us in a way we are able to understand.
Which makes more logical sense: an infinite consciousness which has always existed, which is capable of creating images of itself – that is to say, conscious, rational agents – and guide them for the purpose of manifesting experience, or a dead universe that popped out of nowhere then somehow created life from dead matter?
>Spinozism is now christian
>actual christians don't believe in the actual bible
I can't believe how fricking stupid, narrow-minded and ignorant you are. Christian theology is not, and never have been, a game of playing Sola Scripture up to the point in which the clearly poetic passages are taken as literal truths about the material universe. It wasn't in the times of Saint Agustin, father of western theology that opposed the idea of taking the Bible as a scientific book, and it wasn't either during the Middle Ages, or even the Reformation.
The analogies used in the Bible to describe God, the heavenly hosts and the heavens are ultimately analogies to theological realities beyond space and time. It was never believed that God lived in the literal, visible heaven, but the visible heaven is ultimately an analogy useful to understand how God relates to matter and creation.
Don't come up with "lul you disregard Scripture" you nihilistic, pitiful, blasphemous piece of shit. You are spouting nonsense about topics you know nothing about, all while ranting about americans and culture wars in the most autistic, stupid way possible.
>Your religion won't exist by the end of the century.
I don't care, and besides, you know how many fricking times people has said exactly that? Doomsaying about christianity has been around since fricking Rome, yet every single time the Faith carries on.
seething
calm down troony kek
>no argument
Frick off LARPers. You're worse than the discord trannies and the BBC spammers now.
you got oppa gangnam styled b***h
How new are you guys that you can't spot obvious baits?
Sounds like a skill issue
Religion was dying long before any of the shit we're seeing today was around. It was the war on bullying that enabled it. The timelines match perfectly. All the little homosexuals who were allowed to 'be themselves' as kids are growing up into freaks.
Nobody needs religion, especially not your cucked version of it that dismantles its own traditions (the only thing it was useful for maintaining) in favor of the exact same pozzed shit you're complaining about. have a nice day, you fricking moron.
Why are you assuming that everyone you're talking to is an ev*ngelical?
>nobody needs religion
He says, as atheists literally contracept, abort and trannify themselves out of existence thus meaning the future will by default belong to religious nutjobs who don't believe in birth control. This is simple demographics.
That's if "atheists" even exist in the first place, since there is a religious mechanism in the human brain. All people, all over the world, have had some form of religion, even the blacks in Africa. So when you remove religion, as has happened in the West, you get people looking around for some new religion. The gibberish about sacrificing civilization for some kind of weather god (Climate Change Mitigation) is religious. The troony stuff is religious, since it makes no sense for people to exist in the wrong body under the framework of atheist liberalism. The worshipping the almighty GDP and bringing 78 IQ illiterate, primitive criminals from all around the world to make the green line go up stuff is religious. And so on, and so forth.
you're not a real christian lol why dont you make your parents not disappointed in you and go outside and bang some chicks. gay loser virgin
>refuses to address any of the points because he knows they're all correct
>resorts to "u-uhm, have sex gay loser lol" when he's probably a sodomite himself
have a nice day, LARPer
Surprised you actually have a Ganker filename rather than an iphone one.
Did you make this meme yourself? It's a very funny meme, friend. Saved :^)
>earliest archived instance is from /misc/ under a fricking italian flag
something tells me this picture was a tad bit of projection from some sad sicilian
Literally just saved it from a /misc/ thread to post here for you LARPing morons, but I'll definitely be getting a lot of use out of it. You dumb fricks need to frick off. Nobody needs you spreading your cancerous moronation. I seriously thought we were done with you homosexuals but I guess there's always a new crop of dumbfricks. Each one maintains their "pioty" less time than the last though, doesn't it? Now you've only got people LARPing without following any of the scripture or even any of the moral lessons lmao. Nobody on this site but the most abysmally moronic will ever take you seriously.
>Nobody on this site but the most abysmally moronic will ever take you seriously.
But you just did...
>I seriously thought we were done with you
>Literally just saved it from a /misc/ thread to post here for you
Shhhhhh, don't point out the flaws in his logic.
I don't believe for a second you're a real christian, moron. You're a LARPing piece of subhuman filth.
love how atheists literally cannot comprehend other people having beliefs and stuff
everything must be a LARP, right?
Nobody is unable to “comprehend” your beliefs as you put it, it’s just that it’s hard to believe the sincerity of some troubled middle class kid going through his le trad cath gentlesir phase
hello iphone-using transsexual
That's not iphone troony
He didn't call you an ESL
He switches scripts whenever he sees a hint of christianity from whining about esls to whining about le middle class e-converts
then again, it's possible it could be a different person from the same discord as him considering the fact none of these people seem to infight, like ever. You'd think the iPhonegay would be at the throats of that max keks tripgay and that one guy who keeps posting kek in you face leftist since they both embody things he hates: people pretending to be british online and esls
The frick are you morons talking about?
Get out with your internet drama, just let me read about games god damn
How have you never seen any of these Black folk despite being on /vst/ for any period of time?
Because we don't lurk in general threads for shitty games, homosexual. You choose to surround yourself with cringe morons and then come out of your troony threads to complain that the anons here don't know your little group of homosexuals. Get a grip on reality, you dumb sack of shit.
omg iphone troony is that you?
Remember the time you broke character?
Take your meds you fricking moron
bro it's obviously you
why did you bump this thread
Why would I not bump the thread, schizo? I don't give a frick where this thread is on the board. Are you mad one of your troony generals was bumped down?
why are you in a ck3 thread if you don't like paradox games
Hasn't been on topic since the very first post, moron.
>redditor goes full schizo without namegaygery
I don't think you belong here mate
You really didn’t like me saying that poopposting wasn’t funny
I do try to avoid insulting others, and seeing that some of terms I used were unnecesarily offensive I apologize for that. Sorry, I shouldn't act in such a way.
That said, I don't think you are in a position to judge the spiritual life of anyone here. Besides, what drove me mad was not your complaining about americans or "christcucks" or whatever nonsense you were going for (even if it was quite annoying), but the total falsehood and theological ignorance displayed in your post. Want to complain about christians? fair game, but if you pretend to make a critic of the dogmas, I expect you to actually know the dogmas. Everything you said regarding christianity was for the most part wrong, agressively wrong.
From the very start of this site we've been fighting back hordes of moralgays. You don't belong here. There are plenty of other sites for you to shit up with your moronation.
Frick off and read your book written by literal morons a thousand years ago.
You are acting like a child in a tantrum.
But I do go to church, I am in the faith since I was young and I have nothing to do with dixies.
...Anon I believe your meme is completely out of touch with reality.
it's almost like the instinctual social behaviors you see everywhere like bullying exist for a reason
>Mpreg
Junior was a comedy for godsake, not a documentary!
>enter thread expecting to read vst's experiences playing norse, AARs or just talking about the game in general.
>it's all autists and schizos sperging out
Why are you so angry all the time? Why can't you just have fun?
be a Roman pagan
>raid Christian realms
>kill Christian armies
>execute captured Christian prisoners
>get even more piety
>convert to Christianity
>declare holy wars
>hire Christian holy orders to help you
Wtf, who wrote this bullshit “history” of our world?
More like
be a Roman pagan
>raid Christian realms
>kill Christian armies
>execute captured Christian prisoners
>get even more piety
>convert to Christianity
>see your empire get overrun by barbarians
>die
>don't see as some christian greekoids larp as you for few more hundreds years while losing endlessly
it's not about what you believe it's how hard you believe.
Jesus is israelite.
wonder who’s dumber, ESLs who actually are religious or middle class american white kids larping as Christians because their dad is ignoring them
was
>Converting
>Instead of reforming and becoming le epic poperino and calling free kingdom tier holy wars every 30 years
that's basically all religion is in ck3. the normal religions basically don't exist once you get the piety to make your own
nobody cares, blogposting christcuck. Your invasion of this site is more obnoxious than anything the trannies ever did. Nobody here is anything close to "Christian", you fricking LARPing morons. You all hurl abuse at each other all day and say the most hateful shit you can then pretend to be religious, you're fricking hypocrites and liars. Frick off.
>bitches about christcucks
>claims to not be an atheist
you're an e-pagan, aren't you
are you gonna show off your totally radical mjolnir necklace or webms of evangelical pastors being homosexuals?
>Your invasion of this site is more obnoxious than anything the trannies ever did.
Actually no, now rope yourself
Actually yes
trannies:
>make one or 2 BBC threads and a troony bait thread
christhomosexuals:
>bring up their homosexual god in literally every single post they make regardless of the topic or whether anyone cares
Frick off already, morons. Just because reddit killed atheism, doesn't mean you're any less moronic or any more welcome here. Go recruit hopeless morons from somewhere else, you vultures.
M'lady
you’re not even christian you’re just a larper teen going through a phase,at least the trannies mostly stick to giving themselves breasts
>LoL thread is a shitpost
>mspaint unit design is a shitpost
more like you've got shit taste
>LoL thread
Get a fricking general and take your pointless circlejerk there.
>unit design thread
Pointless. Get a fricking life, nobody cares about your shitty pictures.
Andrew Tate got max piety to convert to Islam
They see me trollin'
They hatin'
moronic zoomies tryin' ta shame a Black person for
buffin' his muffin'
tryna shame a Black person for buffin his muffin (x5)
yeah that seems about right, especially for those danes
I mean, isn't that literally the exact life story of Vladimir the Great, except for him being a Slavic pagan and converting to Orthodoxy?
Both weren't immediately considered very pious due to raking in piety while under previous faith
Game should reset your piety and piety level when you convert to different religious family.
>Game should reset your piety and piety level when you convert to different religious family.
That seems like a good idea to me. The game already gets rid of your pilgrim trait when you convert.
That is actually what happened thoughever. The Pope doesn’t care. Religious institutions are, well, just that. They’re worldly.
African warlords do this to this day.
Look up General Butt Naked.
Hey guys
So whats all this then?
esls fighting esls fighting white american kids fighting esls
Jesus was literally descended from King David by the New Testament's own admission.
test
You fricking homosexuals this whole thread is off topic. Every single one of you takes more dicks than OP, at least that gay was on topic.
probably around the time all the christhomosexuals came along crying that everyone who shits on their moronic religion is a israelite
so like 2018 or 19
Atheists excel at taking on soft targets. See: atheists owning le christcucks versus their silence when ISLAMIC CHADS enter the fray
Lol no. Atheists criticize Islam all the time. Judaism, that's a religion they wouldn't dare touch.
Because it's impossible to criticize without mouth-breathing idiots crawling out of the woodwork to yell about DA JOOOOS, thinking you're one of them. They instantly ruin any decent conversations with their bullshit.
Like goddamn bruh I just want to talk about the religion itself, quit sending me gifs of anime girls dancing in front of a sonnenrad.
Fricking moron jannies are gonna let this board become Ganker2 by protecting pure shitposting threads and never banning obvious trolls. Oh well, we had a good year or two before it was ruined.
they'll ban you for telling the trolls to kill themselves though
That's literally how it went down IRL thoughbeitever
whats with all these god awful threads getting bumped? you homies slow?