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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this is where your tax payer money goes to

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Racketeering is something the FBI has always been involved in, yes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If I was an american I would rather it go to this than israel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Israel is still getting the money though
        imagine living in a country where the government tax the shit out of you and hate you for being a white male lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't know that time the C.I.A hired someone to astral project themselves onto Mars and live through some ancient alien civilization

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he was a so called remote viewer, not an astral projector, and he probably made it up because even if there was a civilization on mars one million years ago, we would see traces of it to this day. now make it one billion and i believe you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >why are federal agencies investigating federal crimes!!!

      Because $$$$ is involved.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hell yeah! I'm sure white supremacists are involved!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is this real

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ringleaders are chinks, funnily enough
        picrel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you're mad about this and not all the fake "jihadists" they've ginned up over the years, you're a hypocrite.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Boomers trying to comprahend memes thinking there's some kind of secret code in them
        Why are boomers so stupid?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >getting payed to analyse and peint memes
        How do I apply ?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm paying the fbi to analyze memes
        Can I get a refund?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's worse than that. You're paying the FBI to stage mass shootings, create memes praising the fake shooter, then pretend to analyze the memes so they can create a boogeyman and grab for more power.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That means somewhere there's an FBI employee with paint open on his computer, trying to edit gigaChad to look enough like their current target in time for their next meeting.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Here the attacker is now in Heaven being anointed by Hitler

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Have these idiots ever heard of shit or troll posting?

        is this real

        Lol, probably

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm surprised they get enough budget to afford color ink for their printers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People usually fix matches to launder crime money, so that makes sense for the FBI to investigate if its high quantites of money.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tax money goes towards saving vidya
      Good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's much worse than that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just be thankfully it is not Mossad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It is though. The FBI and CIA are just branches of Mossad now. And billions of taxpayer dollars go straight to Israel every year.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah the americans tend to fix lots of things

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah this. Enjoy your shitty communist healthcare system while we pay for your entire defense budget you ungrateful eurotrash esl homosexuals.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        seethe and shart, incel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >WE ARE THE WORLD POLICE! USA #1!
        >WAAAA WHY WE GOTTA PAY FOR THEIR DEFENSES TO KEEP UP OUR FACADE OF BEING A WORLD POWER?!?!? UNFAIR, PLS HELP US TRUMP
        Reap what you sow amerimutt.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          whiter than you muhammed

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Unlike you New World rapebabies we have actual ethnicity to identify with.
            You count North Africans, Middle-East and Levant as "white" in your census so you can keep that meaningless brella term to yourself.
            Even racially pure Masai herdsman is above you mixed mutts.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              mohammed seethe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We already got a decent defence budget and our troops beat your "special forces" in friendly war games.

        Prepare your ass to beg for our help in defending you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tHerE IS nO eVIdeNCe oF WidESPrEaD VoTeR FrAuD

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do you homosexuals always post kotaku? those dick sucker are a bunch of homosexual homos

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What else are we gonna fix, our economy?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    more like the FBI didn't get a taste themselves so they're taking it down.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Counter-Strike has conditioned many a school shooter. It's in the FBI's agenda to make sure the game is healthy and thriving!

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the b tier csgo scene and fps general in NA is so rife with matchfixing it's not even funny
    most of the gays that ever got caught matchfixing or cheating went to Valorant, too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shanks/Marved are unironically looking at a prison cell if any of this is true. I tuned in to NA T2 player streams occasionally and apparently the money from fixing a t2 game can be in the tens of thousands. They're going to get the Tyrone treatment.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        GlowBlack folk only care because they didn't get a cut.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure a few million shekels isn't much to the FBI

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what's that? chase down human traffickers? But they're our bosses!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thats russians, dummy

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Google the phrase "FBI knew about shooter" and scroll through.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's big money involved though so it makes perfect sense that shady frickers would be there too
    It's like betting on dog races a few decades back. The bets and potential winnings aren't nearly as high as horse racing but with a little bit of work you can win over and over again and that shit starts counting up

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CSGO betting (both matches and skins) have tons of ties to organized crime and money laundering. It's a dirty game and Valve should be ashamed for being the first company to have such markets.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >americans
    >playing cs
    Pick ONE (1), João

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >People still think Shroud doesn't cheat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No seriously I don't get it, I understand dreams audience is all dumb children but shrouds audience is older and his shit is far more blatant how the frick are there people who won't accept he cheats

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty insane honestly. I have no emotional investment in the subject one way or another, just came across a huge compilation of suspect clips... he'll literally 360 spin around in a closed room to freeze his mouse on the head of someone on the other side of the wall he can't see or hear, flick his mouse to lock onto the head of another target, then do it AGAIN in the same moment. The statistical odds of locking your mouse on the head of 3 separate moving targets through a wall by pure chance, it's just absolute insanity.

        I knew someone who had actually played with shroud and swore up and down NO DUDE HE DOESN'T CHEAT, IM NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE HE CHEATS, I KNEW HIM PERSONALLY BRO. I don't get it.

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