>be native american
>playing online game with strangers
>we all introduce eachother
>"i am from america"
>"australia here"
>"uk"
>"uh anon where you from?"
>"im indian from canada"
>"india?" starts making poo jokes
>mfw im mistaken for *that* indian
>damnit why christopher colombus
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They're called injuns anon, get your larp in order.
skoden.
They're called chugs
I prefer 'redskin'. Short, concise, descriptive, clear; no ambiguities.
Kek if you were a native you specifically say it.
sometime i say american indian or canadian indian. will not use it again lol.
I prefer Indian because it a reference to the white mans stupidity
>Dem wypipo so dumb didn't realize they were on a continent no one had ever known about or reportedly sailed to
>Meanwhile natives hadn't invented the wheel
>no one had ever known about or reportedly sailed to
Except for the millions of people already living there, moronic cracker
Both shit on the ground and never invented the wheel how could they have known
the dravidians were conquered by the wheel 3500 years ago m8
At the time indian was catch all term for anyone who wasn't european. They knew you weren't east indians.
lmfao true
it's short for indigenous, you're just moronic
Not him, but you really shouldn't call someone a moron after going full moron
Actual indians from india call themselves bharat, indian means *shitskin*
They didn't call you indians because they thought you were from india. It was from a spanish phrase "una gente in Dios".
that myth got debunked a loooong time ago
https://www.straightdope.com/21343101/does-indian-derive-from-columbus-s-description-of-native-americans-as-una-gente-in-dios
HAHAHAHA
>Cristobal Colombo
>White
t.
Must suck that your people were nearly driven extinct by idiots, huh?
maybe you should've drank milk instead of eating shitty veggies feasts-on-cornsyrup.
>An Italian israelite sailing under Spanish colors
>White
Stupid is as stupid does
omg lmfao
>white people call blacks Black folk
>Black folk call themselves Black folk to ‘own’ the whities
no surprise your kind were living in huts just like africans today
WOOPOOOPOOOPOOOPPOOOOPPOO
then just say Canada. nobody outside of Canada gives a shit if you're a welfare leech, you dug your own hole.
dafaq i dont live on welflare tho?
you people call yourselves native americans? why not native canadains
>be american
>guy says he's indian from canada
>tfw he starts yelling HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA instead of asking for a gift card like a normal indian
Based
Say the name of your tribe, durr.
i'm a leaf and i have literally never heard someone refer to native americans as indians here since like a decade ago
My grandma does and insist it's technically correct because people from india crossed the ocean to get here 9001 years ago and became the natives.
If anybody crossed the ocean, it was probably Mongolians or some Siberian tribe. Why would you even want to be descended from India's people?
Tell your grandma she’s moronic for me.
It's a pre-1980s thing. Right around when US lefties were trying to push 'native american', Canadian lefties pushed for 'first nations'. Because Canada is more left wing than the US, 'first nation' was adopted a lot more quickly and totally. Back in the day everybody just called em Indians. There weren't any dot Indian immigrants in north america anyway back then so there was no confusion.
dot indian vs feather indian
my name is autistic buffalo
furry
sounds like a lie to me pretty sure canadians have a hard on for indigenous. Alaska we just say native
bloody b***h bastard sir
The few actual injuns I know usually just say what tribe they're from.
>Indian from Canada
No native in Canada has called themselves 'Indian' in decades. It's almost considered a dirty word. Now they're 'First Nations' or indigenous.
Why didn't you just say you were from Canada then you dumb, brown monkey? They didn't ask for your ethnicity, did they?
>didn't break out into a rain dance instead
Ngmi
It's strange. I've started saying Native American over Indian and my Native friend was like "dude I'm Indian". So I have no idea what I should say.
he's just fricking with you
Redskin
John redcorn
call him Xebeche
call him longdick turtlefoot Weird Moose or whatever and do the AOAOAOAOAO thing while slapping your mouth
>and do the AOAOAOAOAO thing while slapping your mouth
i'm half native and still don't know if the mouth slapping is a Hollywood thing, or a native thing lmao.
A lot of them don't like the term native American because it's extremely broad and puts Eskimos, nother American plains tribes, the Aztec, Caribbean natives, etc in one giant group that becomes essentially meaningless. Further more many tribes feel as of it's a name they have earned and given it's own meaning even if it was initially forced on them without consent, only now for random white homies to effectively demand they adopt an entirely new name and self identity without even asking them for input for the sake of their own political and ideological beliefs. American Indian is an identity full of history and drenched in the blood of many, native American is a synthetic creation of current thing symptom and modern neurotic academics.
As usual a genuinely marginalized group is have their identity and genuine grievances used as political and social pawn by people who despite their self proffered believes by and large font actually care nor do they even have an remotely adequate understanding of the issues and beliefs of the peoples they are using for ideological fodder
I have a native friend and it varies from communities, my native friend is also extremely racist and listens to hitler speeches with vtuber avatars and shit
>I'm indigenous Canadian
>I'm aboriginal Canadian
>I'm a native American
This is so fricking easy dude. "Indian" for native people isn't even politically correct in the USA anymore.
Didn't Columbus named natives Indians because he thought he was in India?
So why are you blaming Columbus for using the wrong term?
>not screaming about how they shouldnt redeem as a joke before correcting them
should have named yourselves, idiot
but instead 1000 warring tribes ate eachother
If you don't identify as Indian why would you tell people you're Indian?
OH white people are sooo DUMB. They're dumb right now. You white.
What games do Native Americans play?
Prey, the good one from 2006.
Woke as frick game.
what's so woke bout it?
The protagonist isn't white and some other equally moronic meaning. Don't expect anything but the dumbest from any /misc/troon that says "woke" like a 60 year old fox news watcher.
>start game
>you play as a redskin
>go into bar
>there are white people there
>they are written as the israeliteyest of hollywood writers imagines white people to be
>they are disrespectful for no reason
>they are stereotypical rednecks
>they antagonize you and do a "hecking racism"
>you go apeshit and murder them, which is presented as justified and good, because yt peepo are just awful!!
The writers are obviously anti white homosexuals.
that's not what woke means
The entire point of woke is to destroy white civilization, or what little of it is left.
Woke is 100% about hating white people.
Man shut the frick up, b***h. Prey is awesome.
John redcorn if he wasn't an ass
>the good one
that it's shitty cringe game nobody liked doesn't make it "good"
Craps, poker and slots, mostly
last screen shot i took. downloading dying light 2 right now
dumbdumbdumb dumbdumbdumb dumbdumb
>so desperate for attention he pretends to be "native" on Ganker
>outs himself by not knowing canadian "natives" are known as "first nations"
How pathetic do you have to be to no only larp, but larp this badly? Are you so far gone you seek to get shit on for being stupid because it at least means people are interacting with you?
nta but I always make threads shitting on games I like because they get more attention and discussion
Hello mister dumb? Yes, i'm white.
i'm half-inuit half-irish, in high school i would put on the "wise native chief" accent, and speak fake native words, generally as a way to get out of trouble. there was one other native guy in school, and he was a goodie two shoes piece of shit that would out me for "not speaking a real native language". i would get really loud and yell at him in front of teachers and call him a filthy algonquin, and blame his people for what happened to our ancestors. he would get in trouble for antagonizing me, despite me absolutely lying, and only being half native compared to his full native blood. it came down to me being a convincing liar, and him being a dumb b***h.
video games? i wish we'd get another turok.
what names do those natives usually have? is it something like chief fricks-with-bears?
I think most natives have both a "normal" name and a tribal these days.
So his tribal name might be Hisses Like Goose, but his actual name is George or Gary or something equally plain and anglo.
Why are you blaming Columbus? It's the american left that threw a shitfit over the use of the word and made younger generations disassociate the term with american indians.
i love when the american left and a whole 12 natives teamed up to remove natives from every sports team, form of media, and products native-wide.
Good morning sirs
There is nothing more a israelite would fear in this world than a white man and native teaming up, fricking unstoppable is what that is.
I'm Native and we don't call ourselves indians. Native pride dumbass.
if u are native americans then what are we cultural americans??
>White people pay rent for the land they traded for
>Get angry and call it welfare
>They're actually paying rent for all the resources they take
Strange, almost a silly way to think. Is it pride?
>WHITE MAN GIVE BACK LAND AND LEAVE US ALONE, WE WERE HERE FIRST WE WANT NO PART OF YOUR "GOVERNMENT"
>"Sure thing, here's some of your ancestral land that wasn't developed back. We'll keep out of your hair."
>WTF WHITE MAN GOVERNMENT IS IGNORING US, WHY IS OUR INFRASTRUCTURE SO SHIT, WE NEED GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE
I really don't understand the mentality of those rez morons. Every single native I've met moved off the reservations the second they were able because they are complete shitholes.
What the frick do they want? All the amenities of the government they hate but without needing to pay taxes? Wait nevermind, I just answered my own question.
Do natives like Turok? That should keep this on topic.
>I really don't understand the mentality of those rez morons.
and you never will. i'm glad my dad is white, and saved me from a life time of the reservation. my mom got called every name under the sun for not wanting to be in that shithole by every family member, except her brother. coincidentally, i only talk to my uncle.
>Do natives like Turok?
yes, i like turok.
why do they stay in the reservation it's basically a trailer park right??
All your family lives there, no taxes, hunting, and little to no rules about what you can do. It's both pure prison and what little freedom a man can have in this age.
HOLY SHIT RESERVATIONS DONT HAVE TO PAY TAXES???
follow up question hows the internet there?
By the way the best of both worlds is living on a rez near a city. The richest reservation in Canada leases land to businesses and a city, homeowners, etc, and they make a frick load of money. They can build whatever they want on their land and make a frick load of money renting their land to other people. The smartest natives negotiated deals with businesses and cities nearby to make loads of money.
>why do they stay in the reservation it's basically a trailer park right??
i'd rather live in a trailer park. hillbillies are better than rez tards. as far as i can tell, it's rebelling against the white man, yet the rape and murder rates in there would require violent white intervention to stop. my mom was almost raped by some moron there when they were teenagers. my uncle shot him, he died, and like the inner city howler monkeys, the whole reservation got mad that he killed a rapist.
Yes, and yes. Anyway if you make treaties and agreements like agreeing to pay for their health forever you kind of have to agree to it. Of course sometimes they tried to euthanize and genocide Natives out of existence with sterilization to try and get out of their obligations. It's tricky to try and deal with people who try to get the upper hand.
I'm Aussie an I always wanted to meet a native American, then I found out they are just the abos of America
They at least have casinos
Some of them are okay. The plains tribes are basically a mix of sub-saharan africans with abos and that is what most people think of when they think of feather indians.
My local tribe is pretty based. The only problems they cause are related to drunk driving and beating their wives, so I kinda relate. Fun guys to go fishing with since all they do is just get shit faced drunk and then tell racist jokes.
It's crazy how people discriminate against natives. If you tell anyone you're a native and they think you are white they will treat you worse. Have seen people lose friends for revealing they're native because of seething hatred in the prairie provinces.
Why don't you just state your tribe? That's what all the indians I know do
that's what every white liberal i know do too
maybe it's because I live in oklahoma and there's enough indians around that they still feel the need to make themselves distinct.
Cree number mogs all the other tribes
cree chads
>East and Western Swampy Cree
Conceptualize the aroma
>this thread exists while I get banned for "off topic" for making a Half Life 2 thread
HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA
no native americans play tauren???
if I were indian i'd play tauren
matta fact i play tauren anyway
taurens are chads
At least get your shit right if you are going to larp as Chief Chugs-On-Mouthwash
>introduce yourself as indian instead of native/native american
moron, typical of your ancestors. Your mother probably drank too much fire water
question for you natives. who are you gonna cry to when whites no longer own canada? the chinese are likely to sweep through your reserves and turn them into slave camps, the and poos are likely to just let everything become destitute. your best option was to join with the white man instead of piling onto the victim mentality. all the gibs your tribes have gotten from us have fallen to shit. and race relations are now at an all time low for all the lies that was spread about what had been done. do your people talking about what comes next?
Why didn't you just say "native American"?