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>beat stick for STR only chads
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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Slap Giant Hunt or Lion's Claw on it
    >Spam
    I literally have no idea what any of the enemies or bosses actually do and I don't care.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do people have fun playing the game like this?

      How can you use a single move over and over and have fun?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the same could be said of all video games.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lilbro pretending that the game is way deeper than roll, attack

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Experementing and exploring options isn't fun. I prefer familiarity and reliability, it makes me feel safe. It's autism.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thoss are strength tards. It's a group comprised of 80% "this is my first souls game" and 20% autists. Dex enjoyers actually appreciate weapons for their flow and movement options.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Dex enjoyers actually appreciate weapons for their flow and movement options.
          lmao stfu. you spam art homosexual

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No? When the moveset of the weapon has actual travel distance you don't need weapon arts unless you want to weave it into a combo. You don't know the joy of blending up a group of enemies with a twinblade. Not the braindead str funnel, but jumping right into the middle of an enemy camp and wheeling around 720 degrees to dispatch threats as they zerg rush you from all sides.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >be dex enjoyer
          >spam lightning zweihander with lions claw
          cope and seethe

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's not a dex enjoyer. Being a strength moron is not about the weapon but how you use it. Only repeating 1 move from a weapon is what makes you a strength tard. You will never understand the light greatsword aka the best weapon type ever made.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm gonna put lions claw on a light greatsword and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You break my heart

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If it makes you feel better I'll probably be spamming piercing fang instead, it's the better choice for greatsword class weapons.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's nothing inherently "dex" about not using literally 1 or 2 moves to beat the game.
          Dex has just as many opportunities to do this with by spamming bullshit overpowered aows like piercing fang and unsheathe just like str can lion's claw and spam jump attacks.
          Nothing makes me laugh more than video game elitism ESPECIALLY when it's coming from a clueless moron who tries to high road someone else when, ironically enough, theyre probably dogshit at the game themselves.
          I've beaten elden ring ranging from consumables only to a dagger+0 only. I am not saying this to brag but to tell you to sit the frick down and stop pretending you're better than anyone else because you're a DeX EnJoYer. You homosexuals are so corny it's unbelievable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People didn't complain about Diablo or Elder Scrolls or FPS games so why not?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not everyone is an autistic adhd moron who can't stay focused if the screen isn't filled by brig colours and anime shit. I've literally never used other weapon that wasn't long sword/uchigatana/claymore and I've beaten each of these games multiple times.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >missing the point
          I'm asking if it's fun to use A SINGLE ATTACK over and over and over again.

          How is using the same L2 over and over with no variation fun? Where is the enjoyment in not using any of the rest of a weapon's moveset?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lion's Claw is SO FRICKING BROKEN
      I love it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lion's Claw is SO FRICKING BROKEN
      I love it

      Its kinda crazy that from all the other shit being nerfed, Lion's Claw stood the test of time. This shit is strong every weapon.

      How do people have fun playing the game like this?

      How can you use a single move over and over and have fun?

      Cause we are monkey brains? It do most number, therefore press L2. I could have 10 spells, but the moment you piece together the FP cost/Damage ratio why even fricking bother with the useless ones?

      Watch any mage build, like a hundred sorcery spells probably but pebble and carian slicer scale ridiculously well you see them end game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ice crag replaces pebble because it procs frost but you do have a point. Magic is jjat never going to be implemented well into souls games short of cooldown timers and that is a headache no one really wants. Might as well just keep it accessible and purely spectacle driven then make it functional but anti fun. Besides now we have weapons masquerading as spells with smithcraft shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As another anon once said, the early game "bread and butter" spells are tested better because they're going to be with you the most.

          It's why Pebble, Golden Discus, Lightning Spear and Black Flame all have extremely good milage compared to many big frick you spells, some of which have terrible cost to damage ratios or are impossible to get off in a fight without impeccable timing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I put cragblade on it for very high stagger damage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't get this meme. Lions Claw doesnt ignore damage, just stagger. You're going to eat shit against any enemy not pancaked by it which is most bosses

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Heavy armor +dragon great shield talisman made face tanking end game bosses with lions claw very easy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It stance breaks most bosses in 2-3 hits on a colossal, and the fact that you can't get interrupted means the boss's stance meter doesn't get a chance to refill.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lion's Claw is SO FRICKING BROKEN
      I love it

      Strength
      >Poise through most attacks
      >Deal tons of stance damage for good openings later
      >Overall control the flow of combat
      Dex
      >Tiny damage
      >Overreliance on bleed/poison for free damage
      >Has to bend to the enemy's flow of combat
      Based.

      MY BROTHER

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm gonna make a new character STR only and call him Donovan. Any suggestions on the weapon? I'm thinking Brick hammer

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I actually had a similar idea, but his name was gonna be Balrog.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            have 2 of those and call yourself Bomberman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        COME JOIN ME

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lion's Claw is cool but this weapon truly comes alive and becomes an ungodly implement of destruction when you stack Highland Axe/Roar Medallion/Braggart's Roar/Flame, Grant Me Strength/Golden Vow/Charge damage physick/Axe Talisman on it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do people have fun playing the game like this?

      How can you use a single move over and over and have fun?

      The game literally forces you to do stupid shit like this by the way, as long as you treat it like wacky experimentation instead of meta chasing you can still enjoy the game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The game literally forces you to do stupid shit like this
        it literally does not

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it literally does so and I'm going to rape you if you reply to me again with your dumb opinion

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            just because you're stinking dogshit at the game doesn't make it true

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

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              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >12 dex
    >str only
    i know what you are

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moronic?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Strength
    >Poise through most attacks
    >Deal tons of stance damage for good openings later
    >Overall control the flow of combat
    Dex
    >Tiny damage
    >Overreliance on bleed/poison for free damage
    >Has to bend to the enemy's flow of combat
    Based.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Guardian's Swordspear has the AR of nearly 700 at 55 dex. That's the damage of an UGS for a Halberd. How much more damage do you need?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My Nightrider Glaive does over 700 at 54 Strength, are halberds just goated?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mashing r1 to interrupt bosses is not honest

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like other weapons more but I like how you can just run to Caelid and get this 20 minutes into the game.
    It's almost always my early game weapon.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    legit question, i tried playing through early (1.0) elden ring with a str weapon (ugs) and it was garbage. like completely garbage, most people straight up told you to switch to something else

    i heard they made a big balance patch (1.09?) and changed a lot of shit, mainly concerning str weapons. are str swords viable now? what changed?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      STR weapons are viable but you'll be doing jumping R2s or weapon art spam 90% of the time. These will delete bosses, regular r1s are rarely worth using and regular r2s pretty much never.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Charged R2s with this thing equipped are underrated as frick. You can also use spiked cracked tear and stonebarb cracked tear and if you can poise through one attack you'll be able to stunlock everything to death.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You've never played with a colossal sword and probably never played elden ring at all.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I literally only r1 and it works. I don't even know how to jumping r2

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Speaking as a Strengthbro, that's completely untrue. They all have their own timing, the same as any other weapon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >jumping attacks
        Unironically ydbtg

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They made it swing slightly faster, which made a big difference in hitting those faster foes that like to hop around after they attack, and raised their guard rate to really help tank hit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They buffed the shit out of strength weapons after release. By like 1.07 many weak strength weapons were good tier

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what changed?
      At launch R1/R2 was very slow. Jumping attacks were faster, and dealt more damage than a full charge. Now jump attacks deal less and R1/2 are faster. Its that simple.

      Its never been bad though, just boring. Now at least you can use attacks other than jump, attack, repeat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Claymore will carry you until you get the Blasphemous Blade or to the end if you are good.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does this sword work for a str and fth build? I'm running 50 str and 45 fth to maximize clawmark seal incantation damage output. Maybe infuse it with fire or fire art?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can get the sacred blade WA at the church where you find wondrous flask super early and the only enemy that'll resist holy damage is Godrick, who isn't that hard a boss anyway. Then later through the game you can infuse with flame art or whatever you want.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blasphemous blade or Maliketh's Black Blade are all you need

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cragblade
    >Stonebarb Tear
    >Leaden Tear
    No more combos

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baemore is the true honest weapon for noble STR chads.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Except it's a quality weapon.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >add lion's claw ash of war with flame art pairing to instantly improve it
    sorry strength only "chads", strength/faith gods are stealing all your girls.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't heavy weapons in Elden Ping just fricking suck because they take too long to swing, don't do that much more damage and don't really have any increased stagger potential? It'd be one thing if it took longer to swing but you staggered the enemy but you don't.
    The Longsword can use Square Off and staggerlock enemies and also swing quickly, so why even use the Greatsword?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >use greatshield
      >roll anyway
      cringe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What can I say? Fromshit roll-slop is a roll game. You hit the B button. It's a hit the B button kind of game. No strategy beyond simply reacting and hitting the B button. If you want strategy with your combat, play the Monster Hunter series instead.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you can beat every boss in the game without rolling

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You CAN do this but the game is designed around hitting the b button. just hit the b button

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              but i already did that 15 times, i dont want to

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In fact you can beat every boss in the game without avoiding damage at all

            In NG+0 anyway

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You could beat every Fromslop games with a broken straight sword +10. That doesn't mean you should.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Discord troony

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but even with a shield you want to roll. It's slower to attack out of blocking so you'll get input-read too often if you try. The shield is for blocking bullshit mega-delays or anime combos really.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          rolling is actually the second worst defensive option in the entire game while jumping is mathematically supported by frame data and hitboxes to be objectively the best defensive option in the game
          even shuffling is superior to rolling because a slight shuffle can actually dodge the majority of anime combos

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Just lose all your stamina and maybe get staggered

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there are multiple ways to make it so you take little stamina damage while using shields

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >complain about rolling
        >in a Fromslop game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Training for the DLC. Fought the giant Star Beast near Volcano Manor and just using my Great Shield was asking to be poise breaked. You need to dodge and watch your stamina.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're right and the replies are wrong. Had he blocked he could have countered which deals more damage than a basic R2 and also far more stagger.

        Greatshield =/= blocking = pussy behavior.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the game is just poorly balanced in that regard.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STR + INT is underrated

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did a STR/INT gravity run in April and it was the easiest playthrough I've ever done.
      Big sticks OP

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thoughts on serpents curved greatsword?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Choose

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sword of thorns

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pupper slayer
      Huh? I don't like this name. I like dogs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, its the Raider Sword, although theyre all great swords

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >although theyre all great swords
        ultra great or colossal, actually

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Godot's 2nd replacement

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fricking around with an occult flamberge bleed build and exultation, what are some fun ashes of war I could try? I'm rocking with the booty blast RN

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The most boring weapon. I wanted to like it, but I just fall asleep using it.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not the brick hammer

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Beat any boss in 5 hits
    >Somehow the most honest weapon???

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >strength only
    >12 dex
    Lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >12 dex
      >str only
      i know what you are

      >HURRRRR 12 DEX isn't STR only d-dumbass
      >WHAT IS HEAVY

      Imagine being this moronic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You still need 12 dex moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you need any amount of dex it’s a dex sissy weapon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        YWNBASW
        true str grugchads use great hammers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >still needs 12 dex
        mongaloid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's ok to admit you're a dexgay, it's pride month after all

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based actual beat stick, with Dragon's Tooth moveset
      I used it all through dark souls 1 and all through elden ring till I got the toot horn

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Right here. The perfect form.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They killed my boy compared to previous games

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes zweihander was broken in DS1 but it's been 13 years, time to move on

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >slop this
    >slop that
    man, the discord is working overtime today because of the DLC

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why not use reddit? nobody can say the meanie words there, sweetheart

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lion's Claw + Cold. Right or nay?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Requires Electrify Armament

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see you are playing on down syndrome journalist difficulty.
    I encourage you to actually LEARN how to fricking play the game and actually beat it like a normal human being.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honest weapons are hard to come by these days

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's so great about these?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >broken ash of war stick
        >dual curved swords are broken
        >dual curved swords are broken, but with bleed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For me it’s power-stancing two heavy iron great swords with storm blade attached and occasionally swapping one for the redmane Chad shield or one eyed cannonball. It’s a practical hood STR life

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Peeler
        I love pulling the genjutsu tornados.
        Use twinblade with ice spear ash of war for distance or any of my incantations.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw three of my favorite Strength weapons are on that list

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reminder the game will be going through another series of balance patches post-dlc, so in addition to ranking the new weapons every base game weapon will probably have to be reconsidered in their ranking.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's a balance patch releasing WITH the DLC, too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Varre's bouquet being up there is funny as frick that thing is straight trash

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always laugh at ice rind hatchets in you beat the game tier. You literally didn't beat the game if you made this tierlist and didn't experience that hoar(e) frost stomp was the most broken shit in the entire game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hoarfrost stomp got nerfed ages ago.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No shit moron. Hence why they are outed as not beating the game. Whoever made this list made it post all the nerfs and buffs which made the game drastically easier.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >which made the game drastically easier.
            The only thing made drastically easier were the duo fights

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >radahn

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The radahn nerfs were undone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blood got massively nerfed and Rivers of Blood isn't even good anymore. Get with the times, grandpa.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one uses scythes for bleed. Or uses them at all.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not sure why, they're all pretty good.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It lacks the range of a polearm but still have the slow moveset. Slapping Double Slash or Sword Dance is kinda hilarious because you don't expect that movie on a polearm-ish weapon. Meanwhile the Halo Scythe's discs hit like fricking trucks. Sucks we never got a proper "Holy rot" weapon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T PLAY THE GAME INTELLIGENTLY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO NOT WIN UNTIL YOU'VE PERFECTED YOUR ROLLSPAM

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the broken weapons have been severely nerfed and are now bad. Anyone who thinks Moonveil is still good hasn't played since 2022.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i am the only person in the world who uses a heavy scythe in this game. it ain't the burial blade, but it's something

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm currently using the bottom three groups gargoyles axe is pretty good with wild strikes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now that its buffed to shit I really want to do a spear of granasax playthrough. Its annoying how much you need to get through to get it and how high the stat requirements are though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care Eleanora's Poleblade is fun as frick.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer two Giant Crushers.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are beast claws/martial arts going to be good, do you think? As close as you have to stay to enemies, it will be risky to use them.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >boss does a 15 attack beyblade combo
    >instantly starts another one afterwards
    when are you suppose to attack

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Margot is just a crap boss because he has a shitload of position based combo extenders that aren't intuitive to learn at all because next to no other enemy does them but then he becomes kinda trivial once you do know them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically? In the middle of attack chains. There's a reason why Margit is the tutorial boss.
      >if you pay attention, there are plenty of opportunities to attack him even during his basic attack chains
      >if you try to fight him like a Dark Souls 3 boss by attacking him after his "turn" is done, you get the daggers
      Notice that the daggers do basically no damage, but basically function like the mechanical equivalent of touching a hot stove. Margit is one of the most aggressive bosses in the game when it comes to delayed swings, long attack chains, and follow-up attacks because he's designed to drill these lessons into the player early.

      Unfortunately, most people just brute force him, learn nothing, and whine.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. Radagon is the same, you have plenty of opportunities to hit him between his attacks.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Niall / O'Neil are also the poster children for this design decision. Elemer fits the bill as well. And the Godskins. And Loretta. And basically any human-sized enemy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when are you suppose to attack
      You're not. You're supposed to watch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we all beat the game using daggers and doing quick single strikes with pinpoint accuracy between combos directly at knees

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The most honest weapon in the game
    lmao, there's nothing honest about how strong and simple that is to use.
    You're a huge homosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dex babies stay seething

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dex has nothing to do with it. There's nothing "honest" about frickhuge stagger damage and 1-shotting most trash enemies.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't be that great if I can't even equip it

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Used this for most of the game but when I realized just equipping another 2 hander and spamming jump attacks it kinda ruined it, doesn't feel nearly as cool.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, but then again that still feels better than every other build

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't really get why people use dual wield jumping attack spam. It's not fun, it's not interesting. The greatsword is plenty strong without having to rely on jumping attacks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sure but when you have a move in your moveset that just works much better than any other move, you tend to use that. I get not going for broken builds to give yourself a challenge but avoiding certain moves just feels silly.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because the boss design railroads you into playing in ways that aren't fun or interesting

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pre patch it was the most reliable way to use them as doing anything else usually made you eat shit.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Always my weapon of choice. I also like the ruins greastword for the higher damage and weapons art and the zweihander for style.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *cough*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've done like 15 ng playthroughs and still haven't done a run with this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did one recently, honestly a really fun weapon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drake sword on crack

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i hate curved swords, big and small. I don't know why but i just hate the way moveset looks and the way character looks when you do normal attacks. I know this thing is OP as shit but i can't play it

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people in israelitetube keep using katanas bonus if it has bleed and INT based weapons?

    • 2 weeks ago
      sage

      because im xXx_Sephiroth_xXx

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are some good early game poise weapons?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      brick hammer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can get the large club right behind the bloodhound knight jail in weeping peninsula. One of the best strength weapons in the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any straight sword with square off.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >most honest weapon in the game
    >consistent Giant Hunt/Lion's Claw magnet

    moron, you don't know what an honest weapon even is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw stamp champ

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Lion's Claw
      i haven't replayed elden ring yet but..... what the frick is this? is this the new bleed or something?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        default ash for claymore. high damage and stance damage + poise so you wont get interrupted out of it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's it? doesn't sound op unless its super fast and cheap cast

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Braver from FF7R.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Artorias flip

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >12 Dex
    Okay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We have kirkhammer at home.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have two of these. Do pretty good damage and stagger with jump attacks and heavies.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everytime I play soulslop games I end up using a dagger or whip and I do literally no damage to bosses. It's weird you think a two hander that hits like a truck is "honest" in comparison.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you should use something that does damage instead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's slow and high commitment. With a dagger you can play like a spastic moron and still roll out of the way. There consistently not getting hit is the main priority.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >takes 2 days to fully swing when bosses have yugioh bullshit attack combos
      >not honest

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        With a fast weapon you have to at least play the game because you need to punish EVERY boss attack and not just dodge spam and run away until the boss does THAT attack and then get a free hit in.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a reason to dual wield these over great hammers? In running two heavy GS but maybe I should switch to using hammers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Range

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hey, it's my nioh weapon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        naw, nagakiba and all washing pole varients are closer to that
        otachi normally have large handles

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Heavy greatsword +25
    >Bull-goat set (for def not looks)
    >Dragoncrest greatshield talisman, 2 health talismans
    >DEF crystal tear
    >Boiled crab
    >Willingness to dodge: 0%
    Yep, looks like it's gaming time.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i have literally never used a different weapon after i got this in any of the games. it's probably the only reason i played them (i'm guts by the way, not sure if that matters)

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who else here honest and noble? Nothing more satisfying than pulling off a fully charged Carian grandeur and deleting whatever is in front of you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >honest
      its one of the best pvp weapons in the game

  43. 2 weeks ago
    sage

    whats the most fun punch build? spiked caestus are just caestus but better? iron ball seems goofy fun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      spiked caestus with bloodflame blade

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if a weapon doesnt have FAITH then i don't want it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >almost everything endgame resists holy damage
      I can't bring myself to do paladin build. It feels so fricking awful at the end.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Brother, your cleansing righteous flame?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If by "almost everything in the game" you mean Maliketh, Radagon, and EB. And even for them you can just use something like the golden halberd which does so much physical damage it makes up for it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Brother, your flame art weapon? Your fire incantations?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >fire
          >lightning
          not real paladin

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lightning was the paladin element in Dark Souls.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At the end of the game now, beat Godfrey an hour or so ago, not that cool of a fight really. Just stomps and grab attacks, not that kino if you ask me. I just helped someone beat the Elden Beast, why the hell did they make the last boss so damn cute?

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we're still pretending STR isn't easy mode
    uh yeah bro being able to infinite stagger 90% of mobs and half the bosses sure takes skill
    >b-but high commitment
    lol, as if jump attacks arent fast

    Int players admit they have it easy. FTH players admit they have it easy. Bleed players admit they have it easy. So why oh why so STRtards refuse to just admit the build is not le hardcore and is in fact also easy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No THIS style is the easiest
      >No THIS style is!
      >Frick you!
      >No frick you!
      >Repeat for two decades

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        honestly this hasn't been a problem until dark souls 3 when the normies got involved. "git gud" used to be the worst sort of gatekeeping people did. now people make their whole identities around it lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny because none of these games are about difficulty. I blame marketing and journos harping on the difficulty alone. If I didn't know anything about soulsborne games, I'd think they were something akin to kaizo mario rage games. That's just DS2 though.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It's funny because none of these games are about difficulty.
            This is such a stupid response. Of course the games were marketed as being difficult. The Dark Souls 1 DLC is literally called "Prepare to Die".

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, they were marketed as being difficult because that's all room temp IQ normies gathered from the games. They aren't ABOUT difficulty. If that were the case, there wouldn't be so many tools baked into the game that make it almost trivial.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >game can't be about difficulty unless it meets my arbitrary definition of TRUE difficulty
                you sound like every other clown who tries to make this point

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >cheese an exploit
                >yeah family. thats how the game was meant to be played. 😀
                you're an idiot.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >how the game was meant to be played
                Yes precisely. The ER devs wanted you to use these tools. Why else did they put them in the game if you're so clever? What is with this weird obsession anyyway? It's a singleplayer game after all. None of this has any impact on you. Why make this your whole personality?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It's funny because none of these games are about difficulty.
            Extremely dishonest.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you'd think we could just be happy that everything finally has some way to be good after decades of useless stats and gimped weapon classes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Meanwhile, INT gays are casually sitting in the background hoping nobody notices them.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Personally I think you're right. Glintstone Pebble on [Any weapon] is the simpliest and most powerful build that anyone can abuse to stagger lock bosses.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The style that's the easiest and most skilless is whatever my opponent is using, simple as

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >complains about stagger but then talk about spamming jump attacks
      ?

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you didn't beat the game

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they got rid of being able to inflict buff status from lava pools left behind from eruption/prelates charge
    why

    I was going to go blackflame blade + eruption with the new fire greatsword. From seems to really fricking hate blackflame blade.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me? The fire damage is nice.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just wish the posture/poise bar for enemies was visible like in Sekiro. Felt like too many times I did virtually the same attack strings and it was random whether they stance broke or not. I know it's not random but it feels like it when you can't see the bar.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > 2024
    > Str build
    > not str + fth
    > Not using Chads longhorn
    > ISHYGDDT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >str/fai
      sorry, I'm using str/arc. enjoy your shitty buffs that get hard countered by regression tho

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Counter argument:

        Funny horn go doot doot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what weapon is str/arc

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          literally anything with good innate str scaling infused with bleed, e.g iron greatsword

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          marais executioner's sword
          mohg's spear
          bleed infused colossals proc bleed in 2-3 hits on top of still doing most of their big colossal weapon damage

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >on top of still doing most of their big colossal weapon damage
            They tend to beat out pure str for AR if you have blood's exultation active, which is kind of ridiculous since you're also getting that % bleed damage on top of it all. And you have the insane stance break of a colossal with the interrupt from bleed, giving you even more opportunities to hit things.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm at the end of my first run waiting for the DLC, level 156, and with my equipment on i have 81 INT/40 VIG

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What makes it better than other colossals?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      range and damage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very high damage for a colossal SWORD.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm using it right now in my current fth/str build
      >can buff the shit out of it
      >use any WA you want
      >hits incredibly hard
      Best weapon t bh

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >CE'd 99 larval tears, 99 somber and non-somber ancient smithing stones and 600 lord runes on my DLC character before the update drops
    Anything else I am forgetting?

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is dual wielding Large Clubs? I love their range and my friend can give me one to have two. However, they only get A tier scaling as opposed to other great hammer's S. Does A -> S make a huge difference in terms of damage? Or does less weight + more range make up for it?

    Also, do all weapons of the same type do the same poise damage? Or do individual weapons have poise damage values?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Large club is marginally weaker compared to something like the great mace, but it makes up for by having good range for its weapon class and also being quite light. A very solid weapon.
      >Also, do all weapons of the same type do the same poise damage?
      Generally, yes, although weapons with unique skills might do unique amounts of poise damage with said skills.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cool. I kind of just wanna equip two giant hammers, use braggart's roar on both of them, and just go to town like a madman. Large Club might be a good choice because the range means I'll hit more and the weight means I can wear heavier armor for trading blows with enemies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Large club trades away a good chunk of AR for lighter weight compared to other great hammers. The scaling letters have a corresponding internal value. It's possible to have scaling that is almost indistinguishable between A and S because the value of one weapon might just be out of range to what constitutes an S scaling weapon where the other might be just over the threshold. And it's not just about the scaling but also the base AR of the weapon.

      Large club has a str scaling value of 166 when heavy infused. For comparison, a great mace has a scaling value of 179 and that's considered to be in the S scaling range. The AR difference between the two is only about ~40 AR at 54 str, two handed, but the great mace also weighs 3.0 more than the club.

      >Also, do all weapons of the same type do the same poise damage?
      Yes, with a few rare exceptions. Troll's hammer for example does more poise damage with its jumping R2 attacks than other colossal for whatever reason.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        colossal hammers are a sub category within colossal weapons, I don't know why they aren't just a totally separate class like colossal swords are

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's because colossal swords have a completely different moveset, where as colossal hammers share moves with other colossal weapons

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think Large Club is worth using? Or should I go with other Large Hammers?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Large club is fine, but more AR is better so if you can afford the weight, there's no reason not to use a stronger hammer. Unless you like the aesthetic or something.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >raptor claws
    >Slap on bloodflame
    >slap on all the the attack+ tailsmans for bleed and rapid attacks
    >slap on endure as a weapon art
    >kill most players with 2 r2 attacks that true combo into each other
    I've destroyed so many tarnished at this point but all i really want is bloodborne on pc T_T

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hammer.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's shit but I love her

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the least tryhardgay metagay weapon i'm allowed to beat the game with?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A katana is the most honoraburu form of combat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The least tryhardgay metagay weapon is picking something you think looks cool you colossal homosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anything if you don't use weapon arts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Asking permission to use a wepaon
      Jesus just pick something you like anon dont pay attention to the homosexuals

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Non-homosexualry infused daggers
      You're also getting the new throwable ones in the DLC so aim for those

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Great Pee Pee

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just think it looks neat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >morgott's RGB gamer sword

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my beloved... it made making an arcane build instantly worth it

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clayman's Harpoon + Ice Spear AoW = magical rocket launcher

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Every build ends with this
    I just cannot be bothered with these mob groups anymore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking of Great Spears, I've never seen anyone use the Tree Spear.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's good, on a faith build you can buff it with order's blade for high AR

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's ugly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      REMINDER
      Anyone using this weapon did not beat the DLC

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it possible to make a decent Mohg build that uses both this spear and bloodflame incants without being level 400?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just offhand reduvia its better than all the bloodflame spells

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are we still pretending that STR isn't the easiest build in the game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      STR is the 2nd easiest build
      easiest build is night spell caster

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Poke the sky
    >Win
    easiest run ive had
    even pvp Black folk hate it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >even pvp Black folk hate it
      Only if they're dumb enough to not have any ranged move

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >even pvp Black folk hate it
      it's a free backstab for anyone not moronic

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else tired of souls/elden combat?
    maybe it's just me but
    >never got into magic
    >small weapons like daggers or fancy weapons like rapiers feel out of place fighting giants and monsters
    >larger weapons are usually worse in pvp cause muh speed
    >best weapons are realistic mid-sized weapons

    am I just moronic? all weapons just feel so samey to me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pvp

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >small weapons like daggers or fancy weapons like rapiers feel out of place fighting giants and monsters
      Speak for yourself, Reduvia's WA feels like you're tearing chunks of flesh as you cut.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anyone else tired of souls/elden combat?
      No, it's just you, discord troony

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm tired of this combat guys
      >also I literally never use anything but the same weapons I've always used, for arbitrary reasons I conjured up
      You are dumb

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is there a way of making hyper-armor permanent with cheat engine? I just don't enjoy getting staggered by ANY attack and don't want to force myself to use weapons I don't want to use to get it

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's a decent faith and strength weapon, if there is any?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ordovis's greatsword

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ordovis greatsword, Siluria's tree, Staff of the Avatar, Maliketh's knotblade.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's kind of spear should I be using if I want to be a pure spear chucker with this? Just the one with highest AR?

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just realised that you don't lose weapon arts when swapping them

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just beat the game, what a disappointing last 3 bosses. Thoroughly unimpressive

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everything from Leyndell onward is horrible.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dropped the game 2 years ago when I got through the Haligtree, at the doorway to Malenia after fighting her a million times by myself. I hated the snowfields so fricking much i'm amazed I even pushed through the tree itself to find her. Beating everything I had leftover, these last few bosses today, and the leaks are seriously making me reconsider buying the DLC. I just want more Sekiro, especially after playing Stellar Blade a few months ago

        Godfrey feels very undertuned for some reason. Otherwise the fight is fun.

        Godfrey was an okay fight, but it was really simple - stomps and AOE, then dashing swipes/grab attacks. As a mage I just blasted the shit out of him with Comet spells, didnt even need ashes or summons. The Elden Beast was really the shit fight, just fricking kept running away and spamming homing lasers, worst parts of Skyrim in a Souls game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nintendo falseflagger

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >everyone who disagrees with me is a shill!

            Radagon is one of the best bosses in From's entire catalog

            he was pretty cool but the AOE attacks were annoying. if he had 2 or 3 more phases he could've been great but EB ruined it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Godfrey feels very undertuned for some reason. Otherwise the fight is fun.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's got the same issue as Malenia in that outside of one or two moves, he's got nothing threatening. Plus he spends 100 years telegraphing his attacks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fricking hated that they turned him from a dignified royalty into a murderhobo. Should've been the other way around.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Radagon is one of the best bosses in From's entire catalog

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gideon
      Interesting twist boss that you wouldn't expect unless you read between the lines. Otherwise, he's an annoying spambot. At least he gives you the whole monologue to set up and stun lock him.
      >Godfrey
      Fun boss with a good rhythm. Can't take him seriously after the second phase cutscene though.
      >Radagon
      Great boss. Cinematic, great theme and he has a fun moveset to fight against. He would be a great ending to the game if it wasn't for
      >Elden beast
      Oh boy, chasing a fricking amoeba across the map for 20 minutes while he spams magic at you. What the actual frick.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Can't take him seriously after the second phase cutscene though.
        I looked up his Voice Actor once and his only other claim to fame is in a sex ed video that all kids in Norway or something see in school and he won an award for it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I know fight as Whora Lewd
          >WHORRIOR!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Radagon should've been a solo boss with multiple phases. Elden beast shouldn't exist except as maybe a secret boss after Radagon similar to Moon Presence.

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are invadersissies so hysterical about being "ganked"?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because poor little red phantom cuts out most build types in favor of big AOEs.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >double pike
    >storm stomp
    >catch rolls with pikes
    >catch rolls with stomp

    pvp kinda felt like a joke

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Iron greatsword > Greatsword

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are some links to good builds? Im having trouble deciding for the dlc.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lv 125 should be fine to play through DLC normally right

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Malenia is a shit boss and you can't convince me otherwise.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, because you're honestly a homosexual if you use STR builds
    >dood lookat all my poise
    >just stand there and whack away
    >dex gay lol look at onlyafro
    >onlyafro is a crossdressing queen

    quit acting like it's cool to play the easiest shit in those games. you wanna roleplay guts or whatever the frick go ahead, but you stand there and absorb all the damage and call it gameplay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a simple man. I find the biggest hammer, wear the heaviest armor, and smash the enemy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah that's fine. you're not acting like a homosexual about it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dexgays just abuse statuses to godly effects or gransax/silura snipe
      >Faithgays just nuzzle up to the bosses wiener and drop ancient tstorm
      >STRgays just war art spam into insta stagger rinse repeat
      >INTgays kamehameha afk
      >ARCgays exploit every possible broken thing in the game
      everyone is a gay.
      STR is definitely the easiest of the homosexualry tho but every build has easily natty brokenness

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ohhhhh you left out my build. all stats even, what's that make me buddy haha is it a moron? haha yesssss

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly, that probably makes you pretty smart. You may not be able to use any broken shit efficiently, but you can easily alter your stats with equipment to fit any situation. There's at least a couple bosses that frick over every type of dedicated build, but you don't have to worry about hitting those kind of road bumps. Like the other anon said, based moron.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yep. it's fun to do it in most games, but some games certain stats are way too broken, completely worthless, or do something you definitely don't need more of past a point like add more slots for spells or something

            but it is nice because you never have to think how much this how much that you just go down the list over and over putting one point in everything and get back to gaymen

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >STR
    >chads

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IS EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD A MASSIVE homosexual EXCEPT ME, A FTH CHAD?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hi

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i've never done a faith run. i've actually done dex every time every game. nioh 1 & 2 and elden ring I put all stats equal, but ds1 2 3 all dex.

      I really just don't have the time to replay these games so many times.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've got a faith build. Lightning incants. Hoping the dlc brings new red lightning incants.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with fth is that it takes too long to get going. You're stuck with dogshit fireballs until you spam black flame fireball for 50% of the game before you get anything fun.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Flame of the Fell God is fun and underrated.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >41 fth
          Like I said, stuck with fireballs for 50% of the game.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you can boost faith by +20 by the time you're in liurnia

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Meanwhile other builds can do whatever they want without going out of their way to even just barely be able to use their toys.

              you can get dragon shit really early
              the dragon rot breath shits on most of the game

              >Emptying entire FP bar for 1 attack.
              Must be fun having to reset your pots every 5 minutes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you also kill the entire boss with that one fp bar so it seems fair

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you can get dragon shit really early
        the dragon rot breath shits on most of the game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Stuck with dog shit fireballs
        Did you forget lightning was faith?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My bad, dogshit lightning too that does less damage than 1 straight sword R1

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon I'm not sure what you're smoking, lightning spear is incredibly strong?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >REEE I CAN'T HAVE FUN UNLESS I'M SUPER OP AND ONE-SHOTTING EVERYTHING
            You just sound like a homosexual, bro.
            DEX/INT is probably more your speed.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can get cipher pata as soon as you start the game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Catch Flame is selectable at start of game and is the best fire spell in the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I tried FTH DEX on my very first playthrough and got absolutely ass blasted in the later half of the game. For some reason, every boss has high faith resist from Morgot onward.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        holy is completely dicked over all game. you basically have to take the lightning/madness/darkflame pill. From quite literally added a talisman that converts holy dmg to lightning. they've given up that much on it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >80% holy at the end of the game

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's rivers of blood and moonveil.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rivers of Blood is fun as frick and I'm tired of pretending it's not. I love my edgelord blade.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone need a summon for Mohg? I have a level 138 character I can move over there.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand enemy damage type resistance. There's a ton of slash resistant enemies that are made of rock or something similar, makes sense. But how am I supposed to know if an enemy is strike/pierce resistant? Does the game even have any of those?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In From logic, fatty, blobby enemies are usually very strike resistant, but are usually weak to pierce, or even slash.
      I think Adjudicator in Demon Souls was super Strike resistant.
      In DaS II for example the Covetous Demon was infamous for being like 90% resistant to strike damage or some shit in a game where everything was weak to strike (because everything was a knight)

      In Elden Ring, the same principle applies. Guess what Godskin Nobles best resistance is? Strike at 35%.

      Pierce is usually the one that is hard to identify, it's usually strong against enemies that look like they'd be thick skinned enough to resist cutting but lacking the armor for strike to cave in. I think reptilians or draconic foes are usually weakest to pierce in From Games.

      I tried FTH DEX on my very first playthrough and got absolutely ass blasted in the later half of the game. For some reason, every boss has high faith resist from Morgot onward.

      Faith weapon's most readily available element is holy (despite most holy damage spells being int/fai)
      Holy is insanely resistant by demigods and anything born of the Erdtree. It's like going to Olympus with lightning to challenge Zeus.
      It's really only strong against Albinaurics (because lol false life) and Those who live in Death (But strangely resistant by anything infected by Godwyn like Wormfaces, also Revenants for some reason).

      If you're going Dex/Fai, your main options aside from holy shit are the fire whips. Your Lightning weapons scale exclusively with dex.

      Fire is only resisted by a couple of hot heads like Mohg and the Giant, Lightning is resisted mainly by dragons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's based on reality. slice and pierce > flesh, blunt > armor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does the game even have any of those?
      The only notable bosses in the game resistant to strike are the godskins

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Debating whether to go dex/ fth or str/int for the dlc and looks like most of the weapons are going to be dex so going in with the best colossal sword in the game.

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Use Sword of Milos for a quality build going into the DLC
    >1 phase Mohg
    how did i ever sleep on this weapon, why is it so fricking strong

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's the one that drains FP on kill, right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes and it has a cool roar

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm using Godfrey's axe right now. The ash on it is great for dealing with multiple enemies swarming you.

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true the DLC has a pontiff sulyvahn paired fire/magic greatsword?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm using that for sure. Hope it's early on but I saved everything after Fire Giant for the DLC weapons including Malenia.

        There's a new weapon class called thrusting shields, apparently features a spear/sword folded in.

        I've seen those. They look cool.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm more interested in the beast claws. Sounds lame, but I loved the build in Bloodborne and will make it in this game if I can.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The beast build in BB is pretty fun, really picks up if you do early Laurence. Definitely a whole lot better than a KOSim build. The kicks they showed in the trailer looked great as well. This DLC is looking great.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a new weapon class called thrusting shields, apparently features a spear/sword folded in.

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You want a really honest Strength weapon? Here you go. A tool of the common man, sharp and reliable. Solid AR, manageable weight, good hitboxes, a selection of slick moves that work well whether playing aggressively or defensively. Its attacks go through shields, it does a little bleed to make those long, drawn-out fights less tiresome without being ridiculously cheesy, and it even gives you a little bit of extra resistance to deathblight because deathblight is an annoying stat and this weapon aims to make your day easier, not harder. It even is compatible with several of the coolest Ashes of War in the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i feel like a gay using a scythe as a weapon in any game. it's so stupid and impractical.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're an under 6 foot tall virgin.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          scythes are the fedora of weapons.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You didn't deny it you short little homosexual.

            I just like sending moon beams at greatsword gays that invade me and wait for the
            >that's dishonest!!!
            cope.

            >not just disconnecting

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of the sheep, school shooter.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Everything you do in life is pointless because you're small. You can gymcel cope but for what? you're still under 6 foot tall. You can gain muscle but not height. Also your skin is prob brown.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shut up, girls say I'm cute all the time, and there's nothing wrong with being brown when it's normal here.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought so too but somehow in this game it just clicks, and frankly we all lost the right to talk about realism the moment we chose the stat allocation where we swing metal surfboards at things. Its moveset is pure sex.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd only really want to use a scythe on a ghostflame/death magic build. My autism requires that everything be thematically appropriate.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is lidderally my build.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Inf/fai necessary to make it work mean you won't be having a good melee option to begin with.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's why I haven't done the build. Pity there are only two thorn sorceries. Those look neat.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I tried so hard to make it work. ADR is a good spell because it bullies a lot of bosses but it's all you really have except Ghost Flame Explosion, which is funny as frick but pure Style Points as Zamor Ice Storm is way better than it.

            This is if you want to go pure necromancer. I threw in some magma for a "Blasphemous" arch type, then at one point incorporated just Death and Golden Order spells for some sort of "crypt priest" style, which worked better.

            To get the death aesthetic down you could always go int/dex and use a death birb weapons, while putting in bare minimum faith for Rancorcall.

            Int/fai is not complete trash, Golden Order Incants can be powerful in the right hands, so are magma spells.

            But ultimately for Magma, putting the bare minimum in fai and pumping int is the better rout.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are 13 years old

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao go bak 2 ur fields peasant

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But she said I was a true lord...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >stormcaller
          Yeah, you are

          Brother, your cleansing righteous flame?

          Get the frick out of here with your literal BLASPHEMOUS blade, heretic, you're no paladin

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That which is ugly can still be noble. Each tendril on that blade was once a hero, who suffered greatly and deserves redemption. Each blow is a prayer of penance.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Feels good to be recognized. I just like the Storm ashes of war a lot. Plus if you time when you use it right, you can catch her with it and just toss her across the arena flat on her ass while she's trying to do one of her combos. It also does a great job illustrating how she can just bust out of stagger and into a kick, she's such a great boss fight.

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just like sending moon beams at greatsword gays that invade me and wait for the
    >that's dishonest!!!
    cope.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how many arcane weapons in the dlc bros? any arcane without bleed?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AFAIK these are all the natively ARC scaling weapons without bleed, other than that I guess you can do arcane infusion on standard weapons.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are frenzy flame incants any good for pve? I want to do a build, but if it isn't viable I won't force it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They have native fire buildup so they are fine in PVE, but they are all quite slow.
      >Frenzied burst
      Slow, long range, hits hard, can be charged
      >Howl of Shabriri
      Buff and debuff, more damage taken and gained, makes enemies more likely to attack you.
      >Unendurable frenzy
      Can be cast while walking, continuous AoE in front of you, can be continuously channeled.
      >The flame of frenzy
      Basically the same AoE effect as Unendurable Frenzy but cannot be channeled and you can't move while using it
      >Inescapable frenzy
      PvE grab

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah madness is goat'd. i routinely use frenzied burst for its godly range in my non-madness build. i'll often weave the others in too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not to mention you can wear that helm that buffs you when madness'd.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What helm?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            black dumpling

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would you consider it cheating if I level my character to 200 but just to spread my stats to 40 across the board so I don't have to spend laval tears every time I want to try a new weapon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's plenty of pvp at 250. It's fun having a full arsenal.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stuns bosses every 2nd hit so you don't have to fight them
    basically cheese, actually

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you need 12 dex, that's gay... STR chads use no dex at all.

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only use great and colossal weapons because it feels stupid killing giant enemies with a weapon they could use as a toothpick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stupid to only someone who hasn't studied the blade.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw using my giant hammer to beat a god until he falls down and then shoving a misericorde knife into his urethra.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only way to play, brother. If they don't like it they should have put more points into poise. Not our problem.

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Strength is all that is honest. The only thing pure.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of all the people who have no right to say this, the author of Baki has the least right to say this out of anyone through his goddamn "voice of the author" character given how much he relies on that shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone here use shields like actual shields for blocking instead of weapon art carrier?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      From made sure that wasn't an option outside of basically the tutorial. Blocking is a surefire way to get your stamina drained fully, your poise broken, and your shit pushed in

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Works on my machine.

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moonveil is the only weapon a MAN needs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more like transveil

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FWHING! FWHING! FWHING! FWHING! FWHING! FWHING! FWHING! FWHING!
      GET PARRIED
      GET PARRIED
      GET PARRIED

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is essentially cheating

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Moonveil users deserve to suffer.

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm gonna totally mix it up this playthrough and not use the Greatsword
    >Use Zwei instead

    Shikata ga nai

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Strength mains call each other "brother"?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You wouldn't understand.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      latent homosexuality, homosexuals are deviants, deviants commit incest or fantasize about it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Strength mains are real men.

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Modest
    >Humble
    >Reliable

    What else does this understated, yet sophisticated, weapon say about its user?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your weapon is in every thumbnail of "TRY THIS OP BUILD THAT KILLS THE BOSS IN 5 SECONDS" compilations.

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    60 STR, 30 FTH,
    Silurias tree,
    Ordovis greatsword

    simple as

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boys, how viable our straight swords? I wanna go faster without going full DEX homosexualry.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Put stamp upward cut or lion's claw on one of those bad boys and it's straight up meta.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the best weapon type right behind greatswords.
      most of them are great. incredible move sets.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They’re great, especially with shields.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Square-off is a top-tier ash in PvE, one of the best that isn't a brainlet ranged spam one. Incredible poise damage vs bosses, good utility against stronger mobs.

      I still go dex on straight swords since I primarily one-hand them with a shield. If we get Straight Swords with 2h Poke R2(besides Short Sword), I'd use them on Heavy.

      Cold/Lightning/Keen straight swords are peak.

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know i always thought the soulsborne community was always the most toxic in gaming but ive recently got into monster hunter and you frickers are downright pleasant compared to those sweaty homosexuals

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's right about you lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was someone elses post, they were complaining about how the game was hard or something. I was just using it as an example but you've proven my point beautifully.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, read the post, the dude bought Monster Hunter and is complaining that it isn't Witcher. He should have done his research and not whined that it isn't the game he wanted.

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pull out ice infused warped axe
    >smack mohg until he frostbites
    >switch to my bleed infused warped axe
    >smack him until he starts to nihil
    >go behind his ass and hold down lt for wild strikes spam
    >do 500~ damage per swing plus 90 bleed build up a hit
    nice "endgame boss" lmao

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What C and E stand for?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cokay and Ebad.

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can't wait until the next fromsoft game comes out so I can finally shit on ER extensively without third world hispanics calling me a shill

    anyway, the DLC lore leaks are incredibly disappointing. just the gayest, most lazy subversive shit imaginable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the next fromsoft game
      Shadow Tower/King's Field spiritual successor but as an FPS with light RPG elements

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weird how every post shilling against ER has redditspacing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        weird how "redditspacing" was exactly how we used to post back in 06 if you look at the archives.
        anyway, got me to respond, paco. good job

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Ranjeep changed his typing style after being called out.

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know what was better than Elden Ring? DS2. And I'm not joking.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is there a single negative review of the DLC where the negatives are not "too hard"?

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is everyone who pvps going in at 150 or not?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make a low level character with low weapon upgrades so you can shit on people in the early game with DLC weapons.
      All you have to do is kill 2 bosses to get into the DLC.

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best move in the moveset is the crouch poke
    Awkward. No, thanks.

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