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two of these is the purest way to play elden ring

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, is spamming jumping attack the purest way to play elden ring?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's MATHEMATICALLY, BY THE HITBOXES, SUPERIOR

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do people like these ?
    isn't grossmesser longer ?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why do people like the longest and highest dps curved sword
      gee homosexual I don't know

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I actually thought grossmesser was the longest
        I haven't used a single curved sword with the exception of the shamshir

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i thought something different
        >REEEEEEEE ATTACK, ATTACK REEEEEEE homosexual homosexual REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
        typical Formsoft fan.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you thought wrong
          >REEEEEEEE ATTACK, ATTACK REEEEEEE FRICKING FROMSOFT FRICK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
          typical Formsoft hater

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's the least fruity-looking curved sword

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why people shit on fextra when it has such good data like this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i fricking hate how the grossmesser doesn't even look like a messer but is just a big scimitar, i will never ever get a proper messer in my souls game...

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only used the occult scavenger's curved sword.
    Innate bleed + ARC bleed scaling + ARC damage scaling is too good

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >faith
    >flaming strike flame art
    >golden vow
    >flame grant me strength
    >fire talisman
    >fire damage physick
    yep its gaming time

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Blasphemous Blade
    >Mimic Tear
    >60 Vigor
    >25 End
    >Golden vow
    >Flame, grant me strength
    This is the only correct way to play.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot summoning overleveled coop phantoms

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Absolutely beautiful sword
    >Caked in unremovable rust and shit
    Mitsubishi loves to ruin perfectly fine weapons and armors like this and it drives me mad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The enemies they're weilded by have spent centuries buried six feet under. It wouldn't make sense for them to be clean.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >60 END
    >55 STR
    >55 DEX
    >60 VIG
    >60 ARC
    >Greatshield talisman
    >Erdtree talisman +2
    >Spear talisman
    >Curved sword talisman
    >Bloody lance + 25
    >Fingerprint stone shield + 25
    >The heaviest armour I can equip without going to fat rolling
    >Quality misericorde +25 for when I wanna do a crit on a downed enemy
    >Nothing but straight L1 + R1, sometimes L1 + R2
    >Pose breaks for days, crits for days, hemo for days, extra poke damage for days, fun for days
    That's right bros it's fricking gaming time

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It took me an hour to farm 2 of these.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Took me like 20 mins I just did it today for my dlc character

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wing of Astel is 10x better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dishonest weapon

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    According to everyone's favorite AI PNGtuber it's perfectly fine to cheat in the game as long as you do it for PvP :^]

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >PvP
      Not my problem.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The seamless co op mod is basically cheating already, who gives a shit? Half of you are being carried by NG+7 phantoms anyway

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the purest way to play elden ring
    i haven't touched a souls game since ds3 but what exactly did you mean by this
    is there a wrong way to play the game? is this weapon was what the devs intended you to use?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      by purest I mean no gimmicks, no cheese
      just pure attacking openings in enemy movesets
      no shield, roll only

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Fromtrannies ARE this cringe

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Fromtrannies
          Speaking of cringy things to say...

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