>best weapon in the game is just a big stick

>best weapon in the game is just a big stick

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its not though, its a short sword

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DS3

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not DS3 It's DaS3

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        stfu nerd

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't he best DaS3 weapon the twinblades?
    a literal starting weapon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it ended up being Lothric knight straight sword

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        pvp wise sure

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      for speedrunners ? sure

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      for dps I guess so, but anything ultra great size was just hilarious with how easy it was to stun

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah except a straight sword also stunlocks 95% of enemies in the game and they can't hit you before your running R1 gets them

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    kneel

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is not a club.
    Clearly, this is a sundial, a starting weapon of the astrologist class.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >best weapon in every souls game

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU MAY ONLY REPLY TO ME IF YOU HAVE BEEN ENLIGHTENED

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have my respect.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty pissed in ER you can't change the AoW on it, what a fricking letdown. Honestly them combining ultra axes and hammers into the same thing was really lame.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing is resistant to getting wacked in the head with a big stick, not demon, not gods. Elden is a shit game btw, despite having a lot of weapons and ash combination you can't use any of the them with the big bonk, unless they changed it in a recent patch or something.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Halberds > everything else

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >start first STR playthrough
      >excited to use Greataxe for the early game
      >very first golem in Limgrave drops halberd
      I'm so sorry Greataxe

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno chief, I saw the red area early game and pussy the frick out but then I said to myself, what are you a fricking casual? and so I pressed on, soon enough I found the greatsword, I was too under leveled to use to it so I kept going. Turn out cailed rune drops are like 5x of what you get in limgrave, soon enough I was able to wield the thing and since cailed made me insanely strong I steamed rolled the entire game.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        going to caelid early through the trapped chest blind was definitely one of the best parts of the game. i remember going to the divine tower and getting my ass kicked by the godskin apostle until i beat him and got my favorite weapon in the game and decided to make my whole build blackflame themed

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wish i liked them but i find the moveset pretty lame. except for the guardian sword spear, my beloved.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >UGS in main hand
    >demon fist in offhand(get fth/int to 12 for that alone)
    >cool cape armor
    yep. time to adventure

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >start souls game
    >pick guy with highest strength
    >level only strength, endurance and vigor. no gay magic shit
    >pick biggest weapon that is slow and does the highest damage per swing
    yep, it's gaming time.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best weapon in DS3 was smough’s hammer. So good they ruined it in Elden Ring.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hyper armor in the golf swing
    >bait morons in lothric high wall that like to summon phantoms to fight you 2v1
    I loved that weapon

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are DS3gays so bad at PvPing? every single guy that invaded me got destroyed by my simple strength build. it wasn't like this when I played DS1 or 2

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Host has +30% HP and double flasks.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the starting club in elden ring is absolutely fricking baller also

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