Bianca from Dragon Quest V

Bianca from Dragon Quest V

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Build for horse wiener

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      From all the heat this movie took, it bothered to try and appeal some people by removing that Jamir event because everyone in Japan by knows what hentai addicted loons have twisted the kidnapping into over decades straight.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dreamworks Bianca?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      kinda? it's from the Dragon Quest movie:

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not from DQV, from the infamous movie that Japan hated so much they forced themselves to forget it ever existed, you don’t mess with their precious Dragon Quest franchise.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that movie was terrible, pretty visuals though

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That twist
    Seriously, what were they thinking? Japan loves Dragon Quest for being as by the book Fantasy as it gets, to the point some would say generic, you can’t seriously think they would welcome a twist of that caliber.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you can’t seriously think they would welcome a twist of that caliber
      Isekai Trash mocking the DQ formula by giving the stupid hero their outfits is extremely popular tho

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not with the fricking Dragon Quest IP itself, they want DQ to remain as static as possible, not to go full meta. The Isekai sludge drowning the Light Novel and Anime market are derivative works inspired by decades of japanese endlessly consuming Dragon Quest, yet not a single one of them Nipponese has dared to wish for a meta Dragon Quest work itself that deconstructed itself.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Japan loves Dragon Quest for being as by the book Fantasy as it gets
      Person who has only played XI.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The one DQ that tries to shake things up a little only to actually have a endgame that literally fixes those deviations? If anything DQXI reaffirms that DQ should never stray from the path it always walked on.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every DQ after 3 has tried to shake things up to varying degrees, like 4 having multiple protagonists, or 5-8 just straight up going "You're not the hero".

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They made her the strong adventurer
    >While the MC a weak piece of shit that needed to be rescued all the time
    Shit movie, no wonder it flopped.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how they fricked up a DQ5 movie, and I don't want to know. It's like the easiest story in the world to do.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is a meta movie of all things, you wanna know more? Read below.

      The movie does deviate a little from the DQV plot, Bianca is way more competent for staters, still that much is bearable; then all hell breaks loose at the final act, the movie was a subversio and meta flick all along, the whole fricking movie is revealed to be a simulation, the Hero was just the avatar of a normal kid wanting to be the Hero he always played in Dragon Quest games, and the blatant message is that people shouldn't immerse themselves in fantasy worlds that hard, they need to live real lives.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it isnt lol the blatant message is the usual 'my feelings for the game world were real so whos to say its fake.'

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let’s be fair, it wasn’t as great as it should’ve been but it wasn’t that bad either

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Japan fricking buried this movie from public conscience, they eat up anything Dragon Quest related, yes it was that bad.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did expect a family type movie but man it really got me thinking how japan is so god damn embarrassing. Luckily they have some good critic bait film to reassure everyone that there are some non manchildren living there.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The director and writer of this movie is making the new Godzilla movie.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stupidest fricking movie I've ever seen. First time I've ever felt like I've completely wasted my time watching something.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        QRD?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          See

          It is a meta movie of all things, you wanna know more? Read below.

          The movie does deviate a little from the DQV plot, Bianca is way more competent for staters, still that much is bearable; then all hell breaks loose at the final act, the movie was a subversio and meta flick all along, the whole fricking movie is revealed to be a simulation, the Hero was just the avatar of a normal kid wanting to be the Hero he always played in Dragon Quest games, and the blatant message is that people shouldn't immerse themselves in fantasy worlds that hard, they need to live real lives.

          How in the frick they even greenlighted the script?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Japan is just genuinely bad at filmmaking outside of a few studios.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The director did both the Stand By Me Doraemon films, which were fantastic.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              He also worked on the 3D Lupin III movie.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    flora/nera is the best in any version

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The DS version of 5 is such dogshit, but I can't go without Debora.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed.
      Frick the SNES version for not allowing her to level up beyond lv. 10 for no reason other than forcing you to pick Bianca.
      Is there a hack that removes that limitation?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    god, the ending was so fricking ass holy shit

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't started DQV yet but Bianca seems plain so I don't mind her getting fused with Astrid from the dragon movies

    Then again I'm pretty sure I'm gonna commit to Deborah, so

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best DQ wife

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gave this bumpkin prostitute a wedding ring
    >what she really wanted was a medial ring

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did people hate the DQV movie? I played the game like 10+ years ago and watched the movie like 2 years ago and I thought it was pretty endearing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they let the silly “it’s okay to love the shit from your childhood” ending ruin the prior hour and a half of film

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No Toriyama artstyle.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ending twist would have been very good if mc was just the ingame character, the virus didn't consider mc to be anything more than an npc, and there was no layer of someone playing it. Having the big bad be some higher being that can just delete your concept of existence is very cool.

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