>gun is not exploding due to the boq’s magical power >missing 20 foot penis coiled in the arms >player does not get molested by the creature
Sounds like inaccurate trash but OK
yeah, idk where people like that come from with statements like that, games with secrets are still made. the problem is literally every single detail about the games gets uploaded on the internet within 10 minutes after they've released. back in the day when SA was relevant, the vast majority of people weren't into consuming content about video games like they are today
>staying up until 4am playing SA on a CRT TV VHS combi trying to find bigfoot
Those were fun times. They probably didn't even last that long but I feel like it did it most nights for a few weeks at least.
>watch video about the top 50 songs used in youtube videos >009 Sound System Dreamscape is nowhere to be seen
what the frick happened
/www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKfS5zVfGBc
Do Americans really? Big foot is the most boring cryptid in the world >Is that a... Oh my bigmac!!! It's a big monkey in the woods! I'm going insaaaaaane!!!!!! Save me niggga maaaan!!
>They made a Scoobydoo movie about the Chupacabras >They converted him in a Big foot clone instead of using any of the many despictions of him
Frick you, gringos
I remember when everyone through there was a cut “9/11” ending because Darkel was removed
Kinda hate being able to data mine stuff now, there’s almost zero mystery, and when there is, it’s an indecipherable schizophrenic ARG or something
If they learned anything from red dead 2 the wilderness areas will be full of fun little things to find. They don't want a repeat of GTA V and the empty mountains no one gave a shit about
Yup, when you got close enough, the tree it leaned on would break, then it would roll down the hill
actually spooky, and gave me confidence that there was actually other spooky shit in the game like UFOs or MAYBE bigfoot
being a middle schooler in the GTASA pre-normie-smartphone internet era was so much fun.....
Both the Back'o'Beyond ghost car and the Bayside ghost Vortex are the result of them spawning over downhill terrain where they roll down for a bit. Complete dev accidents that turned into gaming mythos. The ghost cars themselves are also fun, it's a Glendale and a Sadler with Beta wheels, but edited so that the model is pre-damaged, which results in them always being damaged even after a full repair. Internally they're called GLENSHIT and SADLSHIT, R* wanted to add random beaters but the engine didn't allow for just spawning cars with damaged parts so this was their hack solution.
same man lmao
I had to get my cousin to beat the desert airport section for my moronic ass cause I was scared aliens would show up at night or something
That shack with the green light has a literal UFO above it, that’s what the green light is coming from. You can look up through the holes in the roof and see it, but if you step outside of the shack it will take off and never come back. There’s notes in the shack surrounding all the skeletons, describing them as some alien cult that all killed themselves to hang with ayys. You should be more observant and curious or you’ll never find anything.
That was a reference to the Heaven's Gate Cult, no?
Rdr2 has so many good mysteries that either go nowhere or don’t have satisfying conclusions, the vampire is one of them
I believe it was, yes. There’s another UFO mystery in the game involving maps and dead bodies found on mountain w, but I don’t think it ever got solved. But there’s tons of cool paranormal shit in RDR2, and it sounds like GTA6 is gonna run with that idea. I’m really excited for spook hunting in Vice City, gonna bag me a Skunk Ape.
>There’s another UFO mystery in the game involving maps and dead bodies found on mountain w, but I don’t think it ever got solved.
I'm pretty sure its just the UFO quest, it shows you the peak that the UFO comes down from.
And if you find all the vampire messages you find the vampire and he attacks you.
Personally, I suspect it was the hook for Undead Nightmare 2, where arthur gets turned into a vampire in an alternate ending and has to track across the map to resolve something.
Would have been cool to have cryptids to hunt, and if the wolfman in roanoke got turned into a werewolf.
Have the day/night cycle effect your cores, a morality meter for feeding on people/civilians vs criminals and animals.
Maybe that's just wishful thinking, but it would have been cool. Craft a vampire hunter D outfit with a huge hat to mitigate the damage you take in daylight.
Just seems like it was a natural fit for the game.
That shack with the green light has a literal UFO above it, that’s what the green light is coming from. You can look up through the holes in the roof and see it, but if you step outside of the shack it will take off and never come back. There’s notes in the shack surrounding all the skeletons, describing them as some alien cult that all killed themselves to hang with ayys. You should be more observant and curious or you’ll never find anything.
Its a reference to heavens gate but for some reason they went with an UFO rather than a comet. HD universe is really lame in the aspect of supernatural things because they are real instead of obscure rumors you'd hear from the friend of your friend like in gta sa. I'd shit my pants any time I went to cjs house to save and run as fast as possible to the saving point fearing the ghost of his mom will come out of the locked door
>but for some reason they went with an UFO rather than a comet
Man, that makes me wonder if a meteor crash landing easter egg could ever be feasible.
Imagine walking along a beach in an open world game, or standing at the top of the tallest mountain, and seeing a flaming ball whizz overhead into the far distance, landing just before the horizon and creating a fireball.
It would just be a visual and audio thing, you wouldn't be able to go anywhere near where it landed, but it would be a damn cool thing to randomly come across in a game.
There's the aforementioned UFO and vampire. The Night Folk aren't that obscure, but they are missable. You can find the Tesla guy's robot up in the hills after completing his quest. There's also a frozen neanderthal. In one of the caves you can talk to a giant hiding behind a door I think. You can also run into a man in a cave who claims to be the devil.
Outside Annesburg there's an abandoned(?) house where someone has tried to make a monster like Dr Frankenstein. You have to climb in via a window so it'll surprise you as it's the first thing you see when you climb in.
There's the native spot where vikings massacred the entire population before fricking off, or the voodoo ritual site with the goat skull on a dismembered torso...
Yeah at the very, VERY least, that sort of shit must be present in GTA 6, what with the Florida man memes and all.
Remember the donkey woman? Or the flying bird men? There's video footage and everything, I'm so glad they're still up or I'd seem like I'm making shit up. What the frick was going on in RDR1?
There are no bodybags down there, Anon. You can clearly see there's nothing down there. Go look over the edge, get a good look, lean over nice and far, then you'll be able to see the entire pit is obviously empty.
I'm actually more disappointed in the mission which just have you drive across the map for no reason. What the frick is photo opportunity? And why does this butthole just leave you in the middle of nowhere?
you were supposed to be in a helicopter but I guess they found it moronic to have Cesar of all people fly a heli so now you get to drive the worst handling car in the game through the country instead
It's the section of Liberty City from III in the mission where CJ goes there, it has little collision since you're not meant to go outside the small mission area, but of course there was always talk that you could somehow get out of there and go around all of Portland. I believe it's actually floating up in the sky of the game world along with some of the building interiors.
I remember trying to find the bank from the intro hoping I was able to rob it. Must have searched every street on the second island like 20 times trying to find it.
A nice spot to hide when you're outnumbered by 4 little shits with 250 ping. Spam tear gas at both exists and watch them cry while I tap them dead with the deagle ez
I can't believe that CJ became sad and bled hyperrealistic blood while flying his jetpack through the void and entered my house and called my dog a homosexual
>run through back o beyond >get that same creepy feeling I'd get when going to the bathroom at night then SPRINTING back to bed >Spawn jetpack so I feel safe >Do not feel safe
Bad pathfinding. This is just a (game) theory but I think the NPCs want to find the nearest sidewalk and that is the one from Santa Marine beach which is on the other side of that river.
I remember being a moronic kid, being genuinely frightened of going to certain desolate places in this game because I thought bigfoot and ghosts were real and not mods.
When I played SAMP for the first time I had to ask random people to come with me when I went to Whetstone for the first time. It was on UIF so finding randoms to join you was no issues on a server with hundreds of players.
I remember my plane crashed into the dam and I had to drop in the middle of the reservoir at Las Venturas during a stormy night and I had to swim to the dam to get back up. Scariest shit ever
I never used mad dogs crib because I got the frickin creeps inside. Plus the shadows are still scripted to make a gasp sound when you walk through them so frick that.
>Plus the shadows are still scripted to make a gasp sound when you walk through them so frick that.
heavy breathing? doesn't cj's mom house have that too?
It's part of the stealth mechanics of the game. Whenever you're in a shadow (not all, just some scripted areas) your minimap blip turns grey and enemies "can't see you" and you get that breathing shit playing
I remember playing SA with my friends around the time GTA 4 was about to come out. They had to leave which left me by myself. I kept playing even late into the night. I never played the main SA story cause I was too intrigued by the open-world. So I kept playing it and for some reason I decided to go into CJ's house for some reason, couldn't remember if I had a reason, just felt the want. Going inside I immediately got creeped out just walking around. It didn't help when the game's audio suddenly went silent. Just as I was about to leave, I swear I heard something upstairs. Suddenly my dad opened my door loud as hell with the force of God asking why I was up so late. I pulled my controller so hard my PS2 was yanked down.
Those can, they're all busy with CS2. The most popular SAMP servers have a playbase consisting of Indians, SEA (especially Indonesians since everyone and their fricking mother plays SA over there) and Middle Easterners.
If Valve had the balls to add SAMP on Steam it would be the most played game all day, every day, with a daily peak of at least 70 million players (the rest of Indonesians are at work/school or sleeping in order to get ready for their next SAMP session). But they don't because they don't want their precious source games to lose the #1 spot.
until you find it there and lead me home....
WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CAN'T WAKE UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
SAAAAVEE MEEEEEEEEE
https://youtu.be/2ySG14iPbVc?si=UhFmYqUySI7RFyAA
YEAH RUNNIN DOWN A DREAM, >*guitar jammin*
THAT WOULD NEVER COME TO ME >*guitar jammin*
WORKIN ON A MYSTERY, >*guitar jammin*
GOIN WHEREVER IT LEADS >*guitar jammin*
RUNNIN, DOWN A DREAM
I miss being a kid and having this kind of clueless innocence when I didn't see glitches as just glitches but like I found something cool and secret, like going out of bounds and walking on invisible walls in gta or when I played Robin Hood Legend of Sherwood and discovered that if someone held an unconscious person you could tell an another character to finish them off, then when the "corpse" was put down it would stand in an idle animation like the person was alive
Or being scares while playing Minecraft because I thought Herobrine or something will enter my game
I think the reason why San Andreas was so scary to me was even though I knew for a fact that all the myths weren't real a creeping thought in the back of my mind would always give me that slight bit of doubt about it, just enough where I didn't want to stay in those iconic areas for too long just in case the monsters would actually come and get me.
The same reason why Herobrine worked so well. Even if you knew he doesn't exist in-game, that thick Beta fog still made your mind play tricks and believe there's something there.
This might be a cry in the dark but does anyone remember the one YouTube series with CJ being friends with this specific sonic bike as like a slice of life series but then ended up being a battle to the death with shadow at the finale? a scene I specifically remember is sonic being beaten up and laying at the side of a riverbank while CJ comes over to make sure he's okay
>ghostly silhouette >appears when you leave the designated game area via glitches >appears in the last frame before the game crashes >causes your game disc to become unreadable >only happens on the Xbox 360
How the frick was that a real bug?
it only occured on the 360, i heard it was next it was a shit console and it caused "disc wobble", which was mostly harmless, except in high-stress situations(such as when the player goes out-of-bounds and the game freaks out)
It's wild to me that this thing meets every mark for a classic video game myth, down to the extremely specific "summoning ritual" except it's 100% real. The best part is that this isn't something dataminers could find since it's not supposed to be there.
James Earl Cash is Jimmy from Bully? How do I know that? Both are bald.
Franklin is CJ's son. How? They're both black and are part of Grove Street.
GTA 5 is a continuation of GTA SA. Why are the maps so different? Global warming sunk LV, SF and moved a bunch of rural areas around.
>Hear of a bug that lets you explore Area 69 outside the mission >Go next to vent on a bike and get off it >It clips you through >BNPCs only spawn durring the mission so it's completely empty
Felt cool exploring an area you're not supposed to. I also remember trying to break out durring the Liberty City mission to try and explore it.
they made apetite for destruction and sat on their asses until chinese democracy, tf is he gonna do otherwise in his free time lmao. might as well take a easy paycheck
Yeah but he's known to be a drama queen about everything, that's the reason Chinese Democracy took as long as it did. Look into all the legal shit surrounding the Guitar Hero III devs trying to get Welcome to the Jungle in the game.
Basically the Guitar Hero III devs committed to having more "master tracks" (recordings of the song made by the original artist) in the game as opposed to the in-house covers that had been common in the other games. As a result of this, they wanted to get the original recording of Welcome to the Jungle in the game, and have Slash as a playable character in the game. This was after Slash had left Guns N Roses, so he and Axl had bad blood at this point. Axl demanded that if Welcome to the Jungle was included, Slash wouldn't be playable, and that they wouldn't have any songs by Slash's band Velvet Revolver in the game. Keep in mind, they were already paying him good money just to have the song. Activision broke both of those promises by having Slash in the game and including VR songs as DLC. Axl sued them for $20 Million, but IIRC it was thrown out because the judge claimed he filed it too late.
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Anonymous
wtf, how petty can you be lmfao. what was his problem?
1 week ago
Anonymous
Axl has always had a massive ego and been a drama queen about everything. The guy who kept him tied down best was Izzy Stradlin, which is why the band almost immediately went to shit after Use Your Illusion came out, which was the last album Stradlin wrote on. It's not surprising that the band changed lineups so many times while Chinese Democracy was being worked on.
1 week ago
Anonymous
did he get that massive ego from being in the super smash hit band guns n roses? or was he always like that?
1 week ago
Anonymous
Debatable. It's likely he had the capacity for it early on but how quickly GNR succeeded with him being recognized for it over basically everyone else just caused it to exponentially multiply. At least he and Slash have reconnected.
1 week ago
Anonymous
yeah i can't imagine a normal band dude being that much of a drama queen. that shit comes from sniffing your own farts to a inhuman degree lol
1 week ago
Anonymous
I mean he's definitely a lot less of an ass now than he was even 10 years ago, given he's not trying to have pictures of himself pulled from the internet and he's cool with the other band members again. Maybe getting pussy from Lana Del Rey cured his insufferable drama queen bullshit kek
1 week ago
Anonymous
well ofcourse, he hasn't been relevant for a long time and probably combined with mellowing out in his older years. that'd humble anyone
1 week ago
Anonymous
Yep, plus his voice is sadly not what it used to be, which isn't surprising considering his style of singing was ruining his vocal cords even in the 90s.
1 week ago
Anonymous
makes sense. i wonder how many rock singers wear out their voice. like i'm thinking death metal singers and shit like that. hell brian johnson from ACDC still sings no problem with his unique voice, i don't think i hear any difference in his voice today from older music vids and shit
1 week ago
Anonymous
music drama and law is fricking nuts
look up what happened with bittersweet symphony
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Anonymous
see
can i get a qrd? i've been up for way too long and i'm too fricking tired to do any research lol
does anyone remember those shitty ass modpacks that just added in a bunch of myths that ranged from somewhat believable to complete creepypasta tier? i always tried installing them but CLEO (a SA mod loader) would never work for me for some reason.
i know they can't do much more since they're just modding an old game, but it kind of sucks most, if not all of the monsters the modpacks added were just basic enemies reskinned with like a melee weapon or something.
I'm not sure if SA's version of Renderware would even support anything that isn't just a default ped reskinned honestly. I don't think I've ever seen anybody actually make new hitboxes or attack mechanics.
I remember a rumor flying around that the creator of one of the MisteriX hide some sort of shady stuff in his mod that disabled adblockers whenever you watched videos from his channel. Idk if that's even possible to code or package into a SA mod file(s)
My cousin had a modded version of SA on his PC that he forgot was modded and let me play. I was in the forest area when my car suddenly stopped working and the radio went silent. There wasn't anything around me when I looked around, but when I was just about to get out I was taken out of my car by this shadowy figure that just kept yelling really loudly, I remember actually falling out the chair cause of how scared I got.
like any webcomic artist its a lot of swings and misses and a *really* low bar.
getting a sensible chuckle out of just one strip is quite an accomplishment.
I loved urban legends and creepypastas so much, what a time to have fun and be scared shitless, truly one of the last kino times on YT and in gaming. I can't even remember all of them but heres some not mentioned; >L is real >lavender town theme >gary's raticate >herobrine removed >shadow figures in Mario Galaxy >mount chillad ghost girl and UFOs >reptile in MK >BEN savefile >sonic.exe >polybius
I don't speak Spanish yet I used to watch dozens of Loquendo SA videos. Mostly because the entire thing sounds like one never ending sentence with shitty laughs and screams using a primitive tts
>there are still people wasting hours of their lives looking for the chiliad mystery >same for the rdr2 mysteries that have all already been solved
some people really need to learn to let go
So we know how dataminers ruin mysteries. But if you were a dev trying to hide secrets in a game, how would (you) go about doing it? Would your chosen method stop it from just being found in a file? I'm curious to hear about what everyone else would do in this scenario. Me personally I would probably just make it so the game recolors a texture in-game. Have an extremely low chance of someone running into a guy that's been turned purple so they look like they're schizo when they tell other people.
Couldn’t devs just give Easter egg related files weird or inconspicuous names? I mean, if they have a file named “EASTEREGG,exe”, it’s just gonna paint a huge target on itself.
You could probably also try locking up files behind a decrypted folder or whatever so that they can run just fine in the game but cannot be accessed and ran unless the specific Easter egg triggers them
if it's an always online game there's probably easy ways to make it connect to the server to where the egg's held when certain criteria are met, but then how do you hide the criteria?
the main function for the easter egg calls on/puts together many smaller inconspicuous pieces of code, textures that are split up, behaviors that are split up if possible
No major game has the dev time to waste on that but surely there's a way to at least obfuscate it....
😮
Oh shi-!
A daring synthesis
Gold
the bigfoot mission in 5 is one of the few great things about that game. they also tried doing some arg type shit but I don't think that went anywhere
The Bigfoot mission also requires getting 100% so frick ever doing it a second time
i just watched it in youtube tho, it was based
As someone who 100% it themselves I can say it wasn't at all worth it. 4 and 5 are shit to 100%
Didn't they also have a bigfoot mission in RDR Undead Nightmare
yes
Yeah right. Everyone knows leatherface in the woods shack at midnight is the only true secret.
>gun is not exploding due to the boq’s magical power
>missing 20 foot penis coiled in the arms
>player does not get molested by the creature
Sounds like inaccurate trash but OK
>[loud bitcrushed x-files theme plays in the distance]
For me it's matrix ost
Don't forget about the right soundtrack
We eat mushrooms and babies you fool
babies? I thought it was berries!
I loved the era of SA myths.
>WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M MADE OF? PUDDING?
I FRICKING LOVE VIDEO GAME URBAN LEGENDS
I miss Pop Fiction
>urban
its rural
Probably not as much as you enjoy taking it up the ass homosexual
why dont they make games like this anymore
they probably do but we're too old to even consider falling for it, that plus the widespread of the internet
yeah, idk where people like that come from with statements like that, games with secrets are still made. the problem is literally every single detail about the games gets uploaded on the internet within 10 minutes after they've released. back in the day when SA was relevant, the vast majority of people weren't into consuming content about video games like they are today
yeah, pretty much spot on
most games are also on PC and can have their files looked at directly
touch grass chud
I knew it.
There are ghost cars all over the wild. I've SEEN them.
>staying up until 4am playing SA on a CRT TV VHS combi trying to find bigfoot
Those were fun times. They probably didn't even last that long but I feel like it did it most nights for a few weeks at least.
>watch video about the top 50 songs used in youtube videos
>009 Sound System Dreamscape is nowhere to be seen
what the frick happened
/www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKfS5zVfGBc
There's ghosts in them there factoroos, I know it.
Did any anons ever find the ratman in the abandoned subway tunnels?
>"I'm the ratman."
>*Runs away so fast you could never hope catch him*
I did but my camera was in the shop.
By golly! I knew it!
>blurry photograph of a tv screen circa. 2009
That's how you know this was real.
It's sad that myths like ratman died because you can just get the game's assets and see there's nothing in them
All dataminers should die slowly and painfully
Dataminers ruined quite a lot of games' experience nowadays. Now it's all about min-maxing
>ghost
Oh you guys have no idea..........
ball lightening is a real phenomenom
>webm
Sorry but that particular video is fake.
Wrong music video bud
This is right one
GTA San Andreas literally is at the core of my brain. Everything else is shaped around it.
Do Americans really? Big foot is the most boring cryptid in the world
>Is that a... Oh my bigmac!!! It's a big monkey in the woods! I'm going insaaaaaane!!!!!! Save me niggga maaaan!!
>They made a Scoobydoo movie about the Chupacabras
>They converted him in a Big foot clone instead of using any of the many despictions of him
Frick you, gringos
a mangy racoon isn't scary, paquito
Bros...
I used to hate these songs back then but now it's just nostalgic all the way.
I was gonna reply with an image of me having the discography downloaded but apparently I haven't done that, time to go find it.
Is funny we think of these songs as being 2007ish but they were actually more like 2009-2011
I remember when everyone through there was a cut “9/11” ending because Darkel was removed
Kinda hate being able to data mine stuff now, there’s almost zero mystery, and when there is, it’s an indecipherable schizophrenic ARG or something
Will GTA6 finally bring back interesting wilderness? 5's tiny forest patches were such a let down.
it's set in modern day, there is no wilderness
>t. never left his mom's basement
The US has a huge amount of wilderness. It's a big country.
For uuuu
Sir?
If they learned anything from red dead 2 the wilderness areas will be full of fun little things to find. They don't want a repeat of GTA V and the empty mountains no one gave a shit about
80% of the map will be RDR2s Rhodes swamps, it's miami after all
Maybe a weird swamp area
If RDR2 is any indication, yes.
part of the leaks for 6 were some of the random encounters including a skunk ape
I so would've lived there
>anything misterious will be posted online day1 because of dataminers
the ghost car
He's getting away!
reminder that ghost cars are your friend and exist so you don't get lost in the woods
Did anyone else experience this for real? The only sa myth that i think is actually true. The car even drove on its own but just short distances
it is real, it's just the game spawning cars in so you always have one to ride on, and then them rolling down slopes
Yup, when you got close enough, the tree it leaned on would break, then it would roll down the hill
actually spooky, and gave me confidence that there was actually other spooky shit in the game like UFOs or MAYBE bigfoot
being a middle schooler in the GTASA pre-normie-smartphone internet era was so much fun.....
Both the Back'o'Beyond ghost car and the Bayside ghost Vortex are the result of them spawning over downhill terrain where they roll down for a bit. Complete dev accidents that turned into gaming mythos. The ghost cars themselves are also fun, it's a Glendale and a Sadler with Beta wheels, but edited so that the model is pre-damaged, which results in them always being damaged even after a full repair. Internally they're called GLENSHIT and SADLSHIT, R* wanted to add random beaters but the engine didn't allow for just spawning cars with damaged parts so this was their hack solution.
Don't come here at 3 AM
What've they got in there, King Kong?
IF YOU HEAR ME 'FORE YOU SEE ME
Nothing will ever be more kino than early youtube GTA SA myth videos
When I was younger I was terrified of half the map because I didn't realize they were mods
For me, it was the tunnel creatures.
yep those too
frick those things
seeing videos of these creatures made me not want to play the game for a week straight
for me it was aliens in area 51
Literally didn't stray from the road in the desert cause afraid of aliens
same man lmao
I had to get my cousin to beat the desert airport section for my moronic ass cause I was scared aliens would show up at night or something
you know that there's a competition you can join on certain days of the week near that wheelchair at the seaside sponsored by Cluckin' Bell™?
Yeah those GTA SA myth videos were so good I thought it was real too as a kid
wtf??? O_o
Is there any creepy or strange shit in rdr2? I remember only green light in some shack.
There is a vampire, but it's so obscure you'd never find it without a guide.
That shack with the green light has a literal UFO above it, that’s what the green light is coming from. You can look up through the holes in the roof and see it, but if you step outside of the shack it will take off and never come back. There’s notes in the shack surrounding all the skeletons, describing them as some alien cult that all killed themselves to hang with ayys. You should be more observant and curious or you’ll never find anything.
That was a reference to the Heaven's Gate Cult, no?
Rdr2 has so many good mysteries that either go nowhere or don’t have satisfying conclusions, the vampire is one of them
I believe it was, yes. There’s another UFO mystery in the game involving maps and dead bodies found on mountain w, but I don’t think it ever got solved. But there’s tons of cool paranormal shit in RDR2, and it sounds like GTA6 is gonna run with that idea. I’m really excited for spook hunting in Vice City, gonna bag me a Skunk Ape.
>There’s another UFO mystery in the game involving maps and dead bodies found on mountain w, but I don’t think it ever got solved.
I'm pretty sure its just the UFO quest, it shows you the peak that the UFO comes down from.
And if you find all the vampire messages you find the vampire and he attacks you.
Personally, I suspect it was the hook for Undead Nightmare 2, where arthur gets turned into a vampire in an alternate ending and has to track across the map to resolve something.
Would have been cool to have cryptids to hunt, and if the wolfman in roanoke got turned into a werewolf.
Have the day/night cycle effect your cores, a morality meter for feeding on people/civilians vs criminals and animals.
Maybe that's just wishful thinking, but it would have been cool. Craft a vampire hunter D outfit with a huge hat to mitigate the damage you take in daylight.
Just seems like it was a natural fit for the game.
Its a reference to heavens gate but for some reason they went with an UFO rather than a comet. HD universe is really lame in the aspect of supernatural things because they are real instead of obscure rumors you'd hear from the friend of your friend like in gta sa. I'd shit my pants any time I went to cjs house to save and run as fast as possible to the saving point fearing the ghost of his mom will come out of the locked door
Man. Good times
Bro same i used cheatcode to make a lot of money and buy another house
>but for some reason they went with an UFO rather than a comet
Man, that makes me wonder if a meteor crash landing easter egg could ever be feasible.
Imagine walking along a beach in an open world game, or standing at the top of the tallest mountain, and seeing a flaming ball whizz overhead into the far distance, landing just before the horizon and creating a fireball.
It would just be a visual and audio thing, you wouldn't be able to go anywhere near where it landed, but it would be a damn cool thing to randomly come across in a game.
There's the aforementioned UFO and vampire. The Night Folk aren't that obscure, but they are missable. You can find the Tesla guy's robot up in the hills after completing his quest. There's also a frozen neanderthal. In one of the caves you can talk to a giant hiding behind a door I think. You can also run into a man in a cave who claims to be the devil.
The strange man's house can be pretty creepy, and the first time I ran into the night folk got me good. Other than that I'm not sure.
there's those missing sports players and their mass grave
I didn't like rdr2 very much but rockstar did a good job putting a ton of creepy shit in
Outside Annesburg there's an abandoned(?) house where someone has tried to make a monster like Dr Frankenstein. You have to climb in via a window so it'll surprise you as it's the first thing you see when you climb in.
lol that one freaked me out, wasn't expecting it
there's a ghost
Tons. You can go to a certain spot on the map and in the trees you can hear whispering.
there's an abandoned shack full of bodies and skeletons like a nass suicide but i forgot where
There's the native spot where vikings massacred the entire population before fricking off, or the voodoo ritual site with the goat skull on a dismembered torso...
Yeah at the very, VERY least, that sort of shit must be present in GTA 6, what with the Florida man memes and all.
Bigfoot getting hunted by nigfoot.
I hate gravity
Wait...did you hear that?
COUSIN LET'S GO CRYPTID HUNTING
Implied murder
Or suicide
that's a really moronic method of suicide
if you're paralyzed it's pretty much your only way to suicide unless you have someone help
>unregistered hypercam 2
>notepad open
K I N O
YOU EAT BABIES
WE EAT MUSHROOMS AND
I love how rockstar actually added aliens and ghosts and shit to their later games because of these videos lmao.
OOOOOOH
Goddamn spoiler that shit, fricking spooked me with x-files playing in the background.
but they drive a Chevy Impala
>trying to see if I can find big foot in the webm for a few mins
>anon is just typing about the car
>oh
Well that and CIA's random cameo
I need to see if someone did a DYOM recreation of that scene.
You don't get to bring friends.
Me and friends did the same in Phasmophobia
Me and my friends did a roadtrip thing in GTA 4.
Don't die
Werewolf in RDR1
no one talks about it
Remember the donkey woman? Or the flying bird men? There's video footage and everything, I'm so glad they're still up or I'd seem like I'm making shit up. What the frick was going on in RDR1?
Dont forget the haunted mansion in Tumbleweed
I heard a chainsaw revving once.
>pfff anon theres no body bags in the desert. you're a lying homosexual
There are no bodybags down there, Anon. You can clearly see there's nothing down there. Go look over the edge, get a good look, lean over nice and far, then you'll be able to see the entire pit is obviously empty.
dont worry, ill stand behind you
Anon...? You went to check in the desert, did you find anything? It's been a while since we heard from you.
What were they planning?
Cut content, originally they had a leader that would give you missions to blow shit up, his name was Darkel IIRC
>they have Molotov wienertails because it's the only way they could get the hobos to be holding bottles like they were boozing
they could model the bottle attached to their hands like they did with some female pedestrians
Why does the quality of the game fall so much at San Fierro? I tried playing the game again and just can't bring myself to play San Fierro.
Wait until you get to las venturas that has like 70% unused locations outside of the casino district and the highway
A third island that kinda sucks, in a GTA game? What is this crazy talk?
I'm actually more disappointed in the mission which just have you drive across the map for no reason. What the frick is photo opportunity? And why does this butthole just leave you in the middle of nowhere?
you were supposed to be in a helicopter but I guess they found it moronic to have Cesar of all people fly a heli so now you get to drive the worst handling car in the game through the country instead
what the heck
Big foot is feel
Kino of the highest order
>X-Files Music
AAAAA Black personMAN SAVE ME
there's an Alien behind you
>is real
>israel
you do the math.............................
I didn't find Bigfoot, but I did find Bigfood.
I hope you saved some for me!
Pick your favorite myth
https://gta-myths.fandom.com/wiki/Myths_and_Legends_in_GTA_San_Andreas
The Liberty City "ghost town" from that one mission
i thought you meant los santos ghost town
what's this, exterior of that neighborhood where you and ryder beat up drug addicts?
It's the section of Liberty City from III in the mission where CJ goes there, it has little collision since you're not meant to go outside the small mission area, but of course there was always talk that you could somehow get out of there and go around all of Portland. I believe it's actually floating up in the sky of the game world along with some of the building interiors.
I think Anon means the image you used, and not the liberty city ghost town.
The ghost town in 3 as well
This was for the intro right?
Correct, but you can fly to it via the dodo if you get good enough at flying it.
I remember trying to find the bank from the intro hoping I was able to rob it. Must have searched every street on the second island like 20 times trying to find it.
one thing that disappoints me about the backrooms mythos me is that nobody has mentioned how the concept is straight out of mid 00s gta sa lore
not THA CROSSROADS???
can you still do the blue hell glitch in the remasters? I know they're buggy as hell but I wonder if these made it in
I doubt it considering they removed the ghost town from GTA 3.
>Hidden Interior Universe was the Backrooms of the 2000's
Why have I never realized that wtf
The parking rooms.
A nice spot to hide when you're outnumbered by 4 little shits with 250 ping. Spam tear gas at both exists and watch them cry while I tap them dead with the deagle ez
I put hundreds of hours into this game and just recently found out your cars spawn here if you get wasted/arrested
The original Backrooms post directly connects it to glitches like this, given it talks about "noclipping out of reality" and such.
>open first video
>x-files music starts playing
LOVE IT
What even is a "sherm-head" anyway
A PCP connoisseur.
I can't believe that CJ became sad and bled hyperrealistic blood while flying his jetpack through the void and entered my house and called my dog a homosexual
>all those times looking up gta paranormal stuff
>all those videos that kept using the x files theme song
god I miss it all so very much
>run through back o beyond
>get that same creepy feeling I'd get when going to the bathroom at night then SPRINTING back to bed
>Spawn jetpack so I feel safe
>Do not feel safe
>chasing the blinking lights with a hydra thinking I found the UFOs
Did you live?
Funnily enough no. I nosedived right into a marina with my excitement and zeal
You and me both, brother
same
it was those blinking lights in the distance and that hotel with the ufo pictures that made me believe that aliens in the game existed
?si=UhFmYqUySI7RFyAA
>open youtube
>search GTA myth before:2013
what's his problem
Bad pathfinding. This is just a (game) theory but I think the NPCs want to find the nearest sidewalk and that is the one from Santa Marine beach which is on the other side of that river.
I remember being a moronic kid, being genuinely frightened of going to certain desolate places in this game because I thought bigfoot and ghosts were real and not mods.
When I played SAMP for the first time I had to ask random people to come with me when I went to Whetstone for the first time. It was on UIF so finding randoms to join you was no issues on a server with hundreds of players.
I miss being a kid playing video games 🙁
Now I have to drink to absorb myself into games like resident evil 8 for example
I SEENT DAT homie BIGFOOT GOING THRU MA NEIGHBORS TRASH CANS
kino
Smoothest criminal I've ever seen.
hee hee
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Cn__kJEzAC4
>OP
I remember my plane crashed into the dam and I had to drop in the middle of the reservoir at Las Venturas during a stormy night and I had to swim to the dam to get back up. Scariest shit ever
I never used mad dogs crib because I got the frickin creeps inside. Plus the shadows are still scripted to make a gasp sound when you walk through them so frick that.
>Plus the shadows are still scripted to make a gasp sound when you walk through them so frick that.
heavy breathing? doesn't cj's mom house have that too?
I believe it's from some interior parts having "stealth area" tagged but I may be wrong
as heard here
It's part of the stealth mechanics of the game. Whenever you're in a shadow (not all, just some scripted areas) your minimap blip turns grey and enemies "can't see you" and you get that breathing shit playing
oh i see how it is, you're like sweet. "Man, we can't take care of this from no b***h ass rapper's mansion".
I remember playing SA with my friends around the time GTA 4 was about to come out. They had to leave which left me by myself. I kept playing even late into the night. I never played the main SA story cause I was too intrigued by the open-world. So I kept playing it and for some reason I decided to go into CJ's house for some reason, couldn't remember if I had a reason, just felt the want. Going inside I immediately got creeped out just walking around. It didn't help when the game's audio suddenly went silent. Just as I was about to leave, I swear I heard something upstairs. Suddenly my dad opened my door loud as hell with the force of God asking why I was up so late. I pulled my controller so hard my PS2 was yanked down.
This shit makes me so nostalgic. I wanna go back...
The true red pill is realizing that Vice City is the creepiest and most haunted of them all.
VC feels and looks jankier than 3
Once I noticed this one I've never been able to stop looking directly at that tower while I cross the bridge and watching it disappear
Until gta V vice city had the most underwater content out of all gtas
>outlives almost any other multiplayer game, including triple A and TF2
Majority of the players are slavs that cant afford a pc powerful enough to run gta v (2015)
Those can, they're all busy with CS2. The most popular SAMP servers have a playbase consisting of Indians, SEA (especially Indonesians since everyone and their fricking mother plays SA over there) and Middle Easterners.
based
If Valve had the balls to add SAMP on Steam it would be the most played game all day, every day, with a daily peak of at least 70 million players (the rest of Indonesians are at work/school or sleeping in order to get ready for their next SAMP session). But they don't because they don't want their precious source games to lose the #1 spot.
valve's games get frequently beaten out by every single FOTM you're just mad SA-MP isn't one of them
Peak kino
until you find it there and lead me home....
WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CAN'T WAKE UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
SAAAAVEE MEEEEEEEEE
YEAH RUNNIN DOWN A DREAM,
>*guitar jammin*
THAT WOULD NEVER COME TO ME
>*guitar jammin*
WORKIN ON A MYSTERY,
>*guitar jammin*
GOIN WHEREVER IT LEADS
>*guitar jammin*
RUNNIN, DOWN A DREAM
You're out here, Noncopyrighted Chainsaw Hockey Man, and I'll find you.
Ah yes, it's that pond where there are the magical water filtering rocks and the tree you can walk up on, remember that?
WTF
HOLY SHIT
SWEET JESUS
Damn... my friend's dad who works at Rockstar was right...
Damn...my dad's son's friend was right about my dad at Rockstar being right....
I am him
I was right
The real GTA Mystery™ is when you're coming home from the store
bump
I'll find you, you bloated bag of treachery.
There IS a submarine in around Portland and I will discover and pilot it.
This was debunked.
Debunk THIS
*grabs crotch*
I am pretty sure akagi does not look like that bro
El Tío Gilipollas
I miss being a kid and having this kind of clueless innocence when I didn't see glitches as just glitches but like I found something cool and secret, like going out of bounds and walking on invisible walls in gta or when I played Robin Hood Legend of Sherwood and discovered that if someone held an unconscious person you could tell an another character to finish them off, then when the "corpse" was put down it would stand in an idle animation like the person was alive
Or being scares while playing Minecraft because I thought Herobrine or something will enter my game
But have you found the UFO?
It's been years and nobody still can't proof that this picture isn't real
is that grey leno
What is it?
Ratman sighting
Eastern European
CJ's moms ghost is real
True or False?
CJ's mom's ghoist's in Joshnon's House's
Notice how CJ never drinks any water during the game. He knows.
Are Bigfoot monkies?
Kino of the HIGHEST order.
This takes me back eZequiel and his SA horror machinimas. Especially the Zombotech ones.
https://www.youtube.com/@ezequieldavid/videos
I’m remember some guy telling me you could get abducted by UFOs and taken to the base in the desert in San Andreas
I miss it so much, bros
I think the reason why San Andreas was so scary to me was even though I knew for a fact that all the myths weren't real a creeping thought in the back of my mind would always give me that slight bit of doubt about it, just enough where I didn't want to stay in those iconic areas for too long just in case the monsters would actually come and get me.
The same reason why Herobrine worked so well. Even if you knew he doesn't exist in-game, that thick Beta fog still made your mind play tricks and believe there's something there.
This might be a cry in the dark but does anyone remember the one YouTube series with CJ being friends with this specific sonic bike as like a slice of life series but then ended up being a battle to the death with shadow at the finale? a scene I specifically remember is sonic being beaten up and laying at the side of a riverbank while CJ comes over to make sure he's okay
For me it was the Shadow Man in Saints Row
>ghostly silhouette
>appears when you leave the designated game area via glitches
>appears in the last frame before the game crashes
>causes your game disc to become unreadable
>only happens on the Xbox 360
How the frick was that a real bug?
it only occured on the 360, i heard it was next it was a shit console and it caused "disc wobble", which was mostly harmless, except in high-stress situations(such as when the player goes out-of-bounds and the game freaks out)
Freezer gives me chills whenever I watch the videos. Fricking spooky.
>perfectly appears as part of the shadow in the spotlight
There's no way this wasn't intentional
>destroys your disk
Actual real life boogeyman demon.
It's wild to me that this thing meets every mark for a classic video game myth, down to the extremely specific "summoning ritual" except it's 100% real. The best part is that this isn't something dataminers could find since it's not supposed to be there.
unfortunately from what I've seen this is probably not real, some guy on youtube tried to replicate it and has been unsuccessful
James Earl Cash is Jimmy from Bully? How do I know that? Both are bald.
Franklin is CJ's son. How? They're both black and are part of Grove Street.
GTA 5 is a continuation of GTA SA. Why are the maps so different? Global warming sunk LV, SF and moved a bunch of rural areas around.
HE'S UNBEATAB
>removes Freezer from existence before the fight even loads in
low-tier trash
>Hear of a bug that lets you explore Area 69 outside the mission
>Go next to vent on a bike and get off it
>It clips you through
>BNPCs only spawn durring the mission so it's completely empty
Felt cool exploring an area you're not supposed to. I also remember trying to break out durring the Liberty City mission to try and explore it.
>BNPCs only spawn durring the mission so it's completely empty
if you don't use cheats there are cops all over the underground though
Do cops spawn underground as well? I remember them only spawning above on the surface level.
yep, if you go in area 69's underground part with a wanted level on it will be crawling with sheriff officers
>I also remember trying to break out during the Liberty City mission to try and explore it.
There is a way of doing that with the super jump cheat
Remember the Ricardo Diaz ghost in GTA United?
>ynr Userone and his LSRP shit
I, like many others was also scared of Mount Chiliad when it was dark out.
Las Brujas always creeped me out.
It's the witch. She's letting Toreno use her garage
[K-DST playing]
It's still kind of shocking that they managed to get Axl Rose to voice the host of that station.
they made apetite for destruction and sat on their asses until chinese democracy, tf is he gonna do otherwise in his free time lmao. might as well take a easy paycheck
Yeah but he's known to be a drama queen about everything, that's the reason Chinese Democracy took as long as it did. Look into all the legal shit surrounding the Guitar Hero III devs trying to get Welcome to the Jungle in the game.
can i get a qrd? i've been up for way too long and i'm too fricking tired to do any research lol
Basically the Guitar Hero III devs committed to having more "master tracks" (recordings of the song made by the original artist) in the game as opposed to the in-house covers that had been common in the other games. As a result of this, they wanted to get the original recording of Welcome to the Jungle in the game, and have Slash as a playable character in the game. This was after Slash had left Guns N Roses, so he and Axl had bad blood at this point. Axl demanded that if Welcome to the Jungle was included, Slash wouldn't be playable, and that they wouldn't have any songs by Slash's band Velvet Revolver in the game. Keep in mind, they were already paying him good money just to have the song. Activision broke both of those promises by having Slash in the game and including VR songs as DLC. Axl sued them for $20 Million, but IIRC it was thrown out because the judge claimed he filed it too late.
wtf, how petty can you be lmfao. what was his problem?
Axl has always had a massive ego and been a drama queen about everything. The guy who kept him tied down best was Izzy Stradlin, which is why the band almost immediately went to shit after Use Your Illusion came out, which was the last album Stradlin wrote on. It's not surprising that the band changed lineups so many times while Chinese Democracy was being worked on.
did he get that massive ego from being in the super smash hit band guns n roses? or was he always like that?
Debatable. It's likely he had the capacity for it early on but how quickly GNR succeeded with him being recognized for it over basically everyone else just caused it to exponentially multiply. At least he and Slash have reconnected.
yeah i can't imagine a normal band dude being that much of a drama queen. that shit comes from sniffing your own farts to a inhuman degree lol
I mean he's definitely a lot less of an ass now than he was even 10 years ago, given he's not trying to have pictures of himself pulled from the internet and he's cool with the other band members again. Maybe getting pussy from Lana Del Rey cured his insufferable drama queen bullshit kek
well ofcourse, he hasn't been relevant for a long time and probably combined with mellowing out in his older years. that'd humble anyone
Yep, plus his voice is sadly not what it used to be, which isn't surprising considering his style of singing was ruining his vocal cords even in the 90s.
makes sense. i wonder how many rock singers wear out their voice. like i'm thinking death metal singers and shit like that. hell brian johnson from ACDC still sings no problem with his unique voice, i don't think i hear any difference in his voice today from older music vids and shit
music drama and law is fricking nuts
look up what happened with bittersweet symphony
see
Axl Rose is the only guy who looks like a different person and ages forwards and backwards every other year.
Comfy thread
The map!
I didnt even know epsilon was in gta sa
does anyone remember those shitty ass modpacks that just added in a bunch of myths that ranged from somewhat believable to complete creepypasta tier? i always tried installing them but CLEO (a SA mod loader) would never work for me for some reason.
i know they can't do much more since they're just modding an old game, but it kind of sucks most, if not all of the monsters the modpacks added were just basic enemies reskinned with like a melee weapon or something.
I'm not sure if SA's version of Renderware would even support anything that isn't just a default ped reskinned honestly. I don't think I've ever seen anybody actually make new hitboxes or attack mechanics.
Gta underground did, their coding allowed for new pads and different hit boxes. At one point all the bully pedestrians were in it
That was the case for a long time, but not an issue anymore
I remember a rumor flying around that the creator of one of the MisteriX hide some sort of shady stuff in his mod that disabled adblockers whenever you watched videos from his channel. Idk if that's even possible to code or package into a SA mod file(s)
My cousin had a modded version of SA on his PC that he forgot was modded and let me play. I was in the forest area when my car suddenly stopped working and the radio went silent. There wasn't anything around me when I looked around, but when I was just about to get out I was taken out of my car by this shadowy figure that just kept yelling really loudly, I remember actually falling out the chair cause of how scared I got.
NOOOOOOOOOOO
IT'S FAKE IT'S FAKE IT'S FAKE IT'S FAKE IT'S FAKE IT'S FAKE IT'S FAKE
The only thing fake here is your fake outrage
2spoopy4me
There is no cosier location in GTA than Bayside.
the four corners bit was funny but everything else was painfully unfunny
like any webcomic artist its a lot of swings and misses and a *really* low bar.
getting a sensible chuckle out of just one strip is quite an accomplishment.
KC Greene is still doing his thing, huh?
he`s still crankin out comics even after making big meme bucks from the "its fine" dog and other merch.
Good on him
That bigfoot thing seems a bit too over the top to me, but I liked that Acorn comic
>stardust crusaders
>CJ isn't a buster
Now this is just absurd conspiracy nonsense.
>Back O' Beyond is Bigfoot Print
IT IS
>all of the bottom tier
absolutely fricking fake ass busta shit, come on homie how stupid you think I gots ta be?
>cryptid real
>Black kills it
every time man
I hate dataminers homosexual for spoiling games content now
I loved urban legends and creepypastas so much, what a time to have fun and be scared shitless, truly one of the last kino times on YT and in gaming. I can't even remember all of them but heres some not mentioned;
>L is real
>lavender town theme
>gary's raticate
>herobrine removed
>shadow figures in Mario Galaxy
>mount chillad ghost girl and UFOs
>reptile in MK
>BEN savefile
>sonic.exe
>polybius
i forget sonic exe came out nearly a decade before it went to shit
Grifter thread.
unregistered hypercam 2
>all those hours going ghost hunting myself as if I was somehow gonna find something the dozens of GTA mystery youtubers missed
You do know people "ghost hunt" by going into game files instead of in game right
I don't
which is gay as frick and ruins the thrill of the hunt
I don't speak Spanish yet I used to watch dozens of Loquendo SA videos. Mostly because the entire thing sounds like one never ending sentence with shitty laughs and screams using a primitive tts
>Stupid FAT Hobbit!
I've heard others say the same.
>that little white rectangle near the bottom
NEVER go there at midnight during a thunderstorm.
Listen to this anon. Do not go there! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC8ZpaZhFRw
ABSOLUTE KINO
and apparently in the IDF
up
It's over.
>there are still people wasting hours of their lives looking for the chiliad mystery
>same for the rdr2 mysteries that have all already been solved
some people really need to learn to let go
Imagine walking around the game map and you suddenly hear this shit
I will never forgive rockstar for this
Fricking GTA Online
Should’ve been a separate game, it’s been cursed forever now, single player will always suffer now
So we know how dataminers ruin mysteries. But if you were a dev trying to hide secrets in a game, how would (you) go about doing it? Would your chosen method stop it from just being found in a file? I'm curious to hear about what everyone else would do in this scenario. Me personally I would probably just make it so the game recolors a texture in-game. Have an extremely low chance of someone running into a guy that's been turned purple so they look like they're schizo when they tell other people.
Couldn’t devs just give Easter egg related files weird or inconspicuous names? I mean, if they have a file named “EASTEREGG,exe”, it’s just gonna paint a huge target on itself.
You could probably also try locking up files behind a decrypted folder or whatever so that they can run just fine in the game but cannot be accessed and ran unless the specific Easter egg triggers them
Hitting the trigger will download a script that activates the secret, store it in the RAM so it gets deleted upon restart.
if it's an always online game there's probably easy ways to make it connect to the server to where the egg's held when certain criteria are met, but then how do you hide the criteria?
the main function for the easter egg calls on/puts together many smaller inconspicuous pieces of code, textures that are split up, behaviors that are split up if possible
No major game has the dev time to waste on that but surely there's a way to at least obfuscate it....
wtf was that one lovecraft quote
something like
>my cosmic horror isn't nearly as scare as real life
>in real life we have Black folk
>Loquendo mystery videos
it was good to be a Hispanic kid in the early 2010s