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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can kill 36 soldiers myself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stop playing on easy mode.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Warband/Bannerlord is too dull without mods because it boils down to starting off with you buying a horse and a two hander to stay alive and cheese 100% of all early battles, or staying on foot and having a full crossbowman army.
        Either way by the end of it all you'll be a horse archer/polearm/twohander with an army of horse archers/polearms with some useless infantry to fill in the gaps
        This is why I liked the Warhammer mod because everything is OP. I can genuinely use a two hander on foot and slice through a mount charge and be alright.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the warhammer mod was slow as shit for me and i could never get my party going because the early quest rewards weren't scaled correctly. i would lose money doing the basic starting errands while trying to avoid getting raped by every party on the map

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sarran*d
    I'd be more worried if he was blocking my villager's path

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >loot village
    >in game time is sped up
    >see a 700 man army approaching to you as you're about to finish

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >play floris (warband +)

      >have the ability to run away from the enemy if they approach while raiding a village

      Nothing personal haringoth… just leveling the playing field

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >floris

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          W-what's wrong with Floris?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            bloat

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nothing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the time to cancel the looting, the army is already on your ass
      >you're 0.1 points slower than the army

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just disband some troops?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >looting villages
      chivalry out the window i see

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        looting is the funnest thing in mount and blades.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >36 enemies
    Not even slightly intimidating unless you are on foot but if you have a horse its not even a problem

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it’s 15 malmukes and a master archer just headshotted your bourse

      Wat now?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ctrl + Shift + F4

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Play PARADIGM WORLDS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This looks cool as frick, I will.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's one of the best mods ever made
          you wont regret it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Downloading now, btw I just ordered by newest mod on moddb and found this other weird conceptual mod
            https://www.moddb.com/mods/warlords-of-azhrann
            Maybe I'll try that next.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              be warned though, never underestimate your enemy no matter the numbers
              elite and upgraded units are nearly invulnerable to damage and can slaugther a hundred basic soldiers per second
              you'll want to have a backup ranged weapon and something for armored enemies too

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >elite and upgraded units are nearly invulnerable to damage and can slaugther a hundred basic soldiers per second

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                all high end units are over-the-top in some way, you have jedi ninjas with lightsabers that slice through armies like butter and move at the speed or sound, slow but highly armored heavy gunners, riders armed with mind control devices, soldiers with massive shields and brenades, etc

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Can the main character become this overpowered, realistically?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yes. last time i played i had a full auto shotgun that could kill armies from across the map and i wore super cyborg armor with really high stats and rarely took damage

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yes and even more
                you have access to unique abilities too (needs cheats to be enabled because they rely on the slow motion cheat to work)
                mutations can give you massive amount of stats, but that relies on time, mutation skill and level of mutagen in the air, so you can't abuse it
                crafting also gives you access to busted equipment not found anywhere else
                some unique starts also come with special or unique features, like the lich being able to raise enemies and prisoners as undeads, at the cost of doomsday clicks which speed up the end of the world

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yes. last time i played i had a full auto shotgun that could kill armies from across the map and i wore super cyborg armor with really high stats and rarely took damage

                I can't believe I've never heard of this mod before.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                oh probably because of the puke inducing visuals and poor english translation
                reminds me of cruelty squad, i kinda like it but i understand if some can't tolerate it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the broken english its part of its SOVL, it was made by a brazilian guy and you can tell he was giving it his best on every sentence, it kinda fits the mod well because of how messy it is, in a fun way tho

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's exactly how it should be, I hate it how in vanilla M&B and many mods elite troops are just regular troops with +100 to some stats and a bit better armor.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So what level of statbloat are we looking at here, I thought Pendor used to be the king with its level 40ish elite knights, then I saw some of the elite lord units from Perisno and I can only imagine the gap that developed since I haven't played between then and now.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                agility above 120 is a common sight

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        forgot link
        https://www.moddb.com/mods/paradigm-worlds

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Play PARADIGM WORLDS

          why is every single map different

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Range kites you on horse
    Nothing personal. Now hand over your best prisoners

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >get 60 swadian cav
    >easily able to frick up most armies on the map except on a siege

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I always found that funny, the raiders Keep thier mounts while the army helping the village does not lol.

    If you have knights thier hitpoints are doubled by the horse pretty much.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope he has good prisoners. They make good recruitment sometimes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's great when they're also at war with a 3rd party and you end up with an army of almost exclusivley the 3rd party's kingdom soldiers as a result.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >27
    Boy do I hope that's mostly peasant women.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >heh i'll defeat them with my army of 100+ swadian knights
    >accidently click auto-resolve
    >13 knights lost

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      did bannerlord ever make auto-resolve worth a damn, or do I still have to open up the fight and AFK for 15 minutes while my army slaughters everything?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        haven't played in months because no fricking workshop support but iirc auto was shit back then to

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >no fricking workshop support
          boohoo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          damn. how the frick has that not been modded yet?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            turkroach devs

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            all mods don't work the second the game is slightly updated so most modders just fricking gave up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You have the tactics skill which is entirely for people who auto resolve battles.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        autoresolve is never worth it in any game like this if youre actually good. It kind of cant be, because if its too good youll just use it instead, but if its too bad youll just fight every battle. Theres no sweet spot because every players skill level will be different.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's OP if you max the tactic perk.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Win battle
    >Ctrl Shift F5 to celebrate with your bros
    Am i the only one who does this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      YAHHHHH
      HA HAAAAAAA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >win tournament
      >start attacking the audience and trying to kill any survivors

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's our favorite Warband mod and why is it Gekokujo?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's 16th century actually

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mine is 108 Heroes. It came about slightly too late and with little fanfare but its unironically one of the absolute best mods.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just downloaded it and its actually really good ty !

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >china kino
        Downloading right now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      prohpesy of pendor

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think pendor is awesome and really well done for the most part, but the difficulty spike in the endgame is made for the same autists who like the Final Fantasy X endgame grind, it’s really fricked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Viking Conquest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Singleplayer: Gekokujo
      Multiplayer: cRPG or NW

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the touhou mod

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anno domini 1257

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pendor easily, aside from the random bandit mooks having high tier knights making early game hell, its great. Aesthetically on point and has great late game custom units and random 1000+ death balls walking around.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Pendor easily, aside from the random bandit mooks having high tier knights making early game hell,
        You can't really understate this issue though, Pendor early game is extremely moronic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i cheese it with the broken Ranged units
          >go with the start that gives me 7 leadership right away
          >start in Ravenstern territory, get 10-30 recruits depending on my current money
          >train them using the Training field
          >the third to last upgrade of their archer tree is enough to kill mosts Bearclaw barbs partys without taking damage if you camp at the border of the map or on top of a hill
          >use double shield and a sturdy horse and make the enemy turn their backs to my archers (thankfully the AI has preference to target you so this part is easy, not dying gets harder as more ranged units come your way)
          >repeat until i have enough money to upgrade to max tier
          >get all companions and give them ranged weapons, stick them in front of my archers as bait
          >move to vaersky raiders territory and farm them for the rest of the game
          Pendor is not diffcult, its all about grinding, wich makes it more of a chore than anything else

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Pendor is not diffcult, its all about grinding
            Exactly
            Fricking stupid tbh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Start in the dessert
          Fight horse archers with improved ai
          >Start near the sea
          Fight huskarls with homing axes
          >Start in the snowy area
          Fight barbarians with 50 strength using two handers one shoting units even heavy armor
          >Start in bootleg Rome
          Snake cults and heretics
          >Start in not swadia
          Forest bandits led by edgy robin hood

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think you're looking for Suvarnabhumi Mahayuth, friend.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >explosive arrowspam.mod

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Not using Arambai
          >Not using Fire Grenades
          >Not fighting on the water
          Shameful

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be more scared if they were Khergit. Those speedy fricks.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anyone remember the dark knights from the the alphas? that was some shit

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Deserter army of Nord veterans appears near Tihr
    >it's 100+ units strong
    >I'm in a civil war with the Nords; most of the fighting is in former Vaegir territory
    >lord of Tihr defects to the Swadians mid war
    >Tihr gets completely ignored by me and the Nords
    >finally conquer Sargoth and unite the Nords
    >head over to Tihr to see what the situation is
    >Deserter army is now 2000 units big and growing
    I absolute love things like this. Warband is so good for self generating stories.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw mod allows me to recruit deserters

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The major problem I have with Warband is the bandit parties keep getting bigger and bigger, and if I don't visit, for example Rivacheg in one week the coast is filled with Sea Raiders. They become even bigger than most war parties. Also their base is flooded. How do I do bandit control? Is there a mod/flag to decrease their growth?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think diplomacy lets you hire patrols, which should catch many bandits while theyre still small in numbers

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've been checking moddb bannerlord mods daily since it was announced and so many of them are looking amazing.
    It's a shame they'll never release.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      go back to sucking dicks on reddit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What did he mean by this, Ganker?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That only redditors want to play games

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The voice acting of warband is so masculine it makes bannerlord look pathetic
    just listen to those Chads Roaring like lions a they charge into Swadian cavalry

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >lances
    You will never be a swadian, you have no fiefs, you have no cavalry, you have no crossbowmen.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone played the Age of Arthur mod? I heard it was solid

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    God I want Napoleonic Wars 2 but it's never going to happen

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >That perk that allows you to shish kebab multiple people at the same time in Butterlord
    God imagine if that wasn't RNG and was based on damage/speed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't touched bannerlord yet, but I remember hearing that they were gonna buff 2 handed weapons so that you could cleave through multiple people at the same time. How is that? I want to do a guts-like character and say frick shields (or at least only wear a shield while I'm on horseback and approaching enemies)

      >RNG-based perks
      fricking cringe.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >fricking cringe.
        It's still something as high as 30%

        did bannerlord ever make auto-resolve worth a damn, or do I still have to open up the fight and AFK for 15 minutes while my army slaughters everything?

        Autoresolve saw a lot of changes and it's good for non siege fights now. Siege is very fricking stupid though, 20 man garrison will still murder 300 out of a 500 man army.
        The problem is the tactics skill is supposed to be about buffing the frick out of autoresolve stuff and it has actual good parts you can abuse BUT you can only fricking level it by auto-resolving crap that you should never autoresolve or running away from fights.
        It's moronic.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >start game
    >grind sea raiders until i can buy max profitable business in each city

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >start game
      >find stealing cattle has next to no downsides apart from negative relation with a village
      >pick villages to be my b***h
      >steal cattle and slaughter
      >sell beef to buy mercs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Steal cattle
        >Besiege fort/castle alone
        >Day 30 coming
        >King declares peace

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just fight in the arena for an hour

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tiny enemy army with a frickton of high quality troop prisoners

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    remember bannerlord? I dont

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dissapointment of the century
      literally all i wanted was warband with better graphics and a few more rpg mechanics

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I-it just isn't finished yet. I-it'll stil be good
        right guys?

        >Still can't generate and create your own companions
        >Still can't easily create and import your own banners
        >Workshops still suck balls
        >Blacksmithing is tedious af
        >Loading times are still abysmal
        >tfw it's been years

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Still can't easily create and import your own banners
          why/how did they frick this up? you could do it day one, and for a long time, then all of a sudden it doesnt work

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Your party is 3 warrior blacksmiths, one medic with a blacksmithing hobby, and an engineer who does blacksmithing, maybe a trader who likes to blacksmith but probably not
          >You're a steward tactician who knows a thing or two about being a blacksmith
          >next game maybe you'll be a steward tactician who uses a bow instead

          It was really silly of them to introduce blacksmithing and not alternate activities for your party that uses the same stamina bar.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I-it just isn't finished yet. I-it'll stil be good
      right guys?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    any sex mods ?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ctrl+H
    heh, nothin personnel

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    has anyone ever encountered a small brigand group with a fricking lord as a prisoner before?
    >see a group of brigands running around
    >lol 12+1
    >ignore them
    >keep seeing them roaming around
    >decide to check them out
    >they have Count Reland as a prisoner
    >leave them alone

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >ruler clans refuse to give up
    Would you, Quintus? would I?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bannerlord sucks

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I've played:
    - Vanilla
    - Floris
    - Nova Aetas
    - Warsword Conquest
    - The Last Days of the Third Age
    - Pendor
    But I never got the appeal of Gekokujo, should I try it? What's so special about it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      meant for

      What's our favorite Warband mod and why is it Gekokujo?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its a boring empty mod. dont bother. every faction is generic. just a japanese reskin of the base game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just as I thought.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The siege mechanics are a big improvement. Beating down gate > crowding on ladder.
        All factions being the same is true but shouldn't be a surprise for the setting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he hasn't tried 1257ad
      You're missing out

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >get on a horse
    >run in circles
    >Im now invincible
    >spend an hour plinking the enemies down with a bow one by one
    heh, nothing personnel

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I installed dickplomacy and I cant find any companions
    does the mod remove them?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Also, is Bannerlord finally good?
    There is literally, actually 0 (zero) noticeable changes from the release.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are there any conversion mods for Bannerlord yet that restore full plate armor era aesthetic
    I hate the fricking look of the armor in vanilla

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can literally solo that stack with just a horse and lance.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what are some mods that allow you to create your own custom troops? I only know of the custom knight order from PoP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      paradigm worlds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Any mod which adds freelancer into their bundle allows for custom troops.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i thought all freelancer did was allow you to join a lord's army as a soldier?

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ok but what about WF&S?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only thing I remember from that was the grenades and using them to troll the shit out of everyone in multi until they where banned.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many troops do I need to successfully capture a castle

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whats the most ridiculous thing that ever happened to you in vanilla warband?
    >king graveth offered me 900 denars as an apology for not granting me a city i captured

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >27 free troops

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BUTTER
    H
    T
    T
    E
    R

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    27 free recruits

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >at ram ranch

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only play the submissive wife mod

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      uhhhh elaborate?

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's worse publicity when basic functions like creating your own banner are kept from the general public because the creators are afraid that somebody somewhere may make an offensive banner in single player.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I literally had to download an older bannerlord patch to avoid army placement for EVERY SINGLE BATTLE (even against 5 peasants)

    that was annoying

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just press F6 bro (delegate command)

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We play Bannerlord Online here

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any mod that gives the game a 4x kind of economic development feeling, normally the game goes on and the entire world gets pillaged into a horrible shithole where every hamlet is a nightmare and every city has been multiconquered while the armies and caravans never really change because of it

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cool, 27 free units

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to play the game and retire into nobility.
    but thus far I've always given up or gotten distracted with other games.
    I guess my first step would be to play on normal since difficulty influences the final score no?
    guess you could speedrun it if you play on the highest difficulty but that's a cut above my paygrade at this moment.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I actually wish they'd slow down the Bannerlord patches a bit, consolidate them into less but bigger ones. It's almost impossible to mod now because everything just breaks every other week.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bannerlord is far better game now

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >easily solo armies in warband
    >go to bannerlord
    >get fricking LOOTED
    what happened bros...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Poor hit detection on horseback.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looter problem has been solved for more than a year ago anon...

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >raise King Harlaus' affinity to max
    >ask King Harlaus for quests
    >without fail he always gives me settle dispute between King Harlaus and Lord X
    >always take Harlaus' side
    >he starts exiling left and right
    >he likes me so I get most castles
    >he eventually exiles every lord from Swadia
    >at this point the only faction left are Nord stragglers that haven't given up yet
    >Harlaus and I are the only landed lords in Calradia now
    >decide to rebel
    >lords follow me
    >Harlaus is on his own but with 1000 soldiers
    >my entire army numbers 1300
    >every time we approach Harlaus in the field the lords break off and run away

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is bannerlord finally worth playing or should I keep waiting

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RUN homie RUN

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Travelling the plains in the middle of the night

    plays

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I always stop playing when I have my Warband, no pun intended
    I fricking hate politics and following a warsomething.

    Is there a good mod for me?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Last Days, it doesn’t have all the feudal wrangling of vanilla

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What mod is best for going as two-handed on foot? I’ve tried in several mods and it seems pretty shit in all of them, I know it’s a moronic strategy but it looks cool

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