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BTD6 even. The bloons are coming. YOU have to stop them.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i tried

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Use paragons and it'll be a breeze

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      KRITISCH
      is that short for an even longer word since crit is short for critical?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        kritish = critic, not crit
        like critique in French

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          but those are clearly the crit shots of middle super or crossbow monkey, what are you talking about? am i being baited?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I feel like I'm the one being baited, we just use the entire word, not an acronym

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >criticize a bloon
              >it pops

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >criticize a bloon
              >it pops

              >Gets criticized once
              >Fricking pops

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              this is incredibly pedantic but it's an abbreviation, not an acronym

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was hoping for someone to correct me because I forgot the correct word, thanks lol

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >criticize a bloon
              >it pops

              [...]
              >Gets criticized once
              >Fricking pops

              kek.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          kritisch = critical
          Kritiker = critic
          Kritik = critique/criticism

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      german subhuman

      I feel like I'm the one being baited, we just use the entire word, not an acronym

      all fr*nch people need to be killed

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually impressive comeback

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we're actually catching up to pink
      colour me impressed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's the full map view, we lost a few tiles but managed to keep the massive point gain, great job lads

      actually impressive comeback

      >we're actually catching up to pink
      colour me impressed

      I told you we had it, just don't fall for doomposting and everything will be fine

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dislike the gamemode but I will focus on stealing those race banners because they seemed to have a hard time with the times I got yesterday.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I dislike the gamemode
          Races or CT in general?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Races I meant
            And I would dislike CT if I was in a random team, but cooperating with you guys is what makes it fun for me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm gonna be that guy and say that the reason we're catching up is because half of pink team stopped playing already

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Should we start focusing on yellow after we catch up with pink? A lot of their banner tiles are within our reach and they're not nearly as active as they were in the beginning.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >work hard and smart
      >60 points
      lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they meant working hard at something besides video games, obviously

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hate the new monkey designs so i will never touch this game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      then don't, whatever

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE GLACIAL TRAIL
    I HATE GLACIAL TRAIL
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even know how to even begin with that map. After they fixed spirit of the forest I don't see how to do chimps lol

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have 60k munny on wave 79 against Vortex. What towers should I buy? I don't know how to beat bosses 🙁

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what defenses you have or if that 60k is after selling everything, but 60k on T3 is a really low amount of money. You need to farm a lot during bosses.
      Build the cheapest defense that brings you to the next tier then focus on farming. When the boss comes, sell farms if you need to build something that kills it.
      You should be able to afford a 050 Dartling for T2.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA, but what sort of farms should I be using? I usually go for Benjamin + Banks but it doesn't seem like enough. Also, I've found that x-3-x Druid and x-x-4 Wizard tend to be very strong for their value but lack anti-MOAB power. Any advice on that front, for cheap defenses?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like using markets for T1 and T2 because of their increased sell value since you'll probably want to sell some when the boss appears, then switching to banana central + BRF spam after I finish T2. Building a miniopolis before T1 is possible too but I wouldn't worry too much about this if you're new to bosses for now.
          As for cheap defenses, for T1 I like using a trap engineer since that makes money too (014) but if you don't want to use that you can use a 130 druid and for camo a cheap ninja should do the trick, between T1 and T2 you can probably get away with just a 032 wizard and maybe adding an alch to it. If it's not enough just a middle path druid should be enoguh.
          For reaching T3 a spirit of the forest alone is enough.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Also didn't specify but meant tier 3 markets before T1 and upgrading them to tier 4 for T2.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Also didn't specify but meant tier 3 markets before T1 and upgrading them to tier 4 for T2.

            Another thing, this is specifically for maps without water.
            If they have a lot of water where you can fit 21+ boats, boat farming is better but this week is not the case.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        60k + tip by round 60? geez wtf

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you basically have around 50k by 60 with just pops, doesn't take much to push it over the edge there

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok now the problem is that the mad is dogshit at dealing with wave 63

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              nvm i got good and bought back up while postponing the MAD upgrade until after wave 63

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that before or after selling your farms?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >upgrading to tech terror removes the ability to pop purple unless upgraded to anti-bloon
    that is such dog meat, why
    i mean i know why, but frick you, why

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you take plasma vision for double attack speed anyways unless you're doing some sort of challenge

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i AM though, on ct and I'm MAD

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bottom path is actually the better one for tech terror, it adds knockback to the ability and does extra to DDTs.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        bad player spotted

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's called having FUN

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's called having shit score on the boss leaderboard!

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry guys... I can't win. The scores of the other teams are too high. I try and beat them, and I lose. Always. For hours on end.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try taking some regular easier tiles then, specifically on the bottom right corner of the map if you can.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you out of your mind!?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i guess a hero could do that, i did 1-39 with just etienne and a 000 ace

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If the solution is Etienne I assume you need alch touch for sure, and probably the hero boost one that makes your heroes level up faster. I don't think I've seen the one where they start at level 3, but if that one exists this time that should be nice too.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              well i didn't have the hero boost for the 2 tier tile i took, but yeah i at least had alch touch. cannot imagine taking tiles well without that one

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hero boost is a thing but we don't have it, it's on tile FCD at the top of the map. As for the level 3 heroes one, it's not on this event, you can see all the available relics in the team store.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was 1 tier before btw, anyway, that's a tile you gotta use a hero for, pretty sure someone mentioned in a previous thread the solution was Etienne.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            AAAIEEIEEEEEE BUYING HERO LEVELS COUNTS AS A TIER?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              poor son of a b***h

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eti with alch touch, hero boost, super monkey storm for the blimp, and the last power probably glue trap

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So retake one of our tiles that is rate decayed. 20 points is 20 points.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wish I didn't have to do alternate rounds to unlock impoppable, having to do a map twice to get the mode I want can be a pain

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just host a co-op game with an alt account and leave at the start, although there are downsides to playing co-op

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm at my friend's house because my house is being renovated, I will come back at 3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the renovators in question

      good luck, we will miss you and your perfect drawings in the mean time

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any co-op?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let's try it - Bazaar Hard ABR
      BSYRPG

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        3/4, 3 more minutes and we're starting

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        When should I sell the quincy figure?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm thinking soon, not like we need much for the late game

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to hold a monke's hand! (foot)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's the shit right there

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        mh~

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the first bloon attack was a false flag set up by the monkeys to wage an endless war against a peaceful race

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this has been fact-checked by independent researchers as false!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bloon "apologists" can never verify this claim by the way
      i'd like you to even try

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they are peaceful race why do they keep attacking?
      I have to spend MY OWN BANANAS to place monkeys to keep the bloons out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like bloonish propaganda to me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is Cell's favorite tower?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Druid
        >created from upgrades from a different tower
        >shoots energy blasts
        >is perfect
        as a bonus, the spirit of the forest is green

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i don't know, druid doesn't have a "perfect" form requiring the absorption of two other similar towers to massively increase it's power
          feel like cell would like that idea...

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not yet, but once it gets a Paragon it will.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Super Monkey top path. Requires absorption of other monkeys to actually be good and its T5 used to be the best tower in the game until paragons (gohan) showed up

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          As a bonus, it also creates cell juniors and uses solar flare

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He likes dartling. It got him a black border first try.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    P2 you keep timing out

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf did tens of thousands of dollars come from

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When should I sell the quincy figure?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You monster that was the only thing Quincy had left of Quincy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't even have his dignity of Quincy left...

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah the BAD on ABR is an F.BAD so we're gonna get rolled

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's significantly weaker than a regular round 140 f.Bad because it doesn't have health scaling, we'll be fine

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it doesn't have health scaling
        well uhm akhtuallee freeplay scaling starts at 81

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll freely play with your butthole and scale it to 3 times its normal size if you keep backtalking me like that

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now I'm wondering, does bottom path village affect the amount of cash Benjamin makes?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It does, from 5k to 6k

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So for how long do you want to stick around in freeplay?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was gonna say until we die but that might take a while, so until we all get bored I guess

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So for how long do you want to stick around in freeplay?

        Give me lots of money I wish to do a funny prank

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hilarious. Now I gotta run. It's been fun even if we only survived past round 10 due to monkey knowledge

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only life that matters is the last one

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm back from my friend's house, have small Bloonarius

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was a quick renovation
      cute monke

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're not done yet

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I actually use last targeting on Boat a lot, it helps boat to shoot down straightaways instead of hitting the track at a perpendicular angle
    Sub is probably the best user of it if their sightlines cross multiple paths since they'll target the entrance but hit whatever bloon comes in front of them from across the map
    I've rarely used it on sniper but last targeting is almost comparable to strong targeting since the strongest bloons tend to be coming out of the entrance while you've already popped the further along bloons with the rest of your setup. It starts to suck when moabs show up though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a very autistic use case but sometimes in boss events I used a 000 or 001 sub as a saveup for farms and putting it on last made the difference between leaking or not. On first it couldn't keep up.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        010 sub is probably better if you're just using it to save up since it's got 5 pierce whereas 001 sub has 2 pierce at twice the fire rate

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How far are you planning on going now that we have a fricking VTSG?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I just got it for the laughs, I'm more than ready to dump it and start a new game if you want

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, I don't mind starting anew if you're fine with it too.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this bloon boss is an aggravating one to get started with bosses for, getting my shit stunned for too much dps sucks balls man

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    doing ravine chimps
    please PLEASE wish me luck BROS PLEASE
    send me your energy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nvm I lost on 19

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're not using a tutorial you are in for an agonizing time.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is so fricking annoying trying to get some people that actually play even a single round of contested territories if you just want to get them randomly
    I'll have literally hundreds of people join & not do anything
    Like frick bro, at least do ONE. You'll get a fair bit of rewards if you do just one

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just had an extremely stupid idea for co-op
    BDHWKC
    Logs - Deflation

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ONE WHOLE ASS EGG
      WEW LAD

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        AND 15 monkey money! Don't forget to mention the most important part!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU CAN'T GIVE MONEY WTF

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's right, you better make it count!

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never used Corvus before, does he get natural camo detection?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, only with his Vision spell

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    any coopers?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would there be any barrel makers in this thread?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          cooper means barrel maker

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            nope still don't get it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're in the middle of a game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are 4 people playing through Deflation right now

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just unlocked the rejuv potion, p4 whenever you need me to use it just give a heads-up in-game, though keep in mind I can only afford one

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well guess we won't be needing it, my bad
      Tried to save some mana for the DDTs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Welp, I doubt we could've gone much farther with that god-awful setup, but it was fun all things considered, maybe we could do it again one day but with less players for the better hero xp gains and money.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I really ought to try more dual-hero strategies to see what works in co-op, maybe there's some secret double T5 strategy as well. One thing we can do is join with an extra account and then leave to have a better money split to afford more expensive towers and/or have more money for Geraldo

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe, if we really did bring in alts it'd be wise to get strong lategame heroes like Churchill or Psi/Ezili, though we wouldn't have as much cash to work with cuz you can't donate in deflation and you get no cash per pop.
            By the way, are you up for another game before CT begins?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah there are probably better contenders than Corvus, especially since I still don't have a good grasp on him yet. Also, bring it on, I'm game

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                BDTFKS
                Cracked - Magic Monkeys Only

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *Solves Bloons*

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tower defense games don't need XP, this series was peak at 4. 5 was the straw that broke the camels back.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder, if BTD6 was made in Unity, and BTDB2 was in their own engine, will they ever port BTD6 over to the new engine? Is it even better than Unity?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unity would start melting your CPU by round 30

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    DELETE THIS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was it?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        million pity

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's too fricked up to even mention...

          A really really funny image

          the devil...
          the beast...
          the adversary...

          Cmon fellas, tell. I've been here for 15 years. Can't be that bad...

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            just a sheep inside a banana

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >15 years
            >can't use the archive
            more like 15 years old, lmao

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Look ye mighty and despair!

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
              AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks for reposting friend. Wonder why some janny would delete that.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you can delete your own post

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's too fricked up to even mention...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A really really funny image

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the devil...
        the beast...
        the adversary...

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    DELETE THIS

    too late already saved

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    GG, Avatar of Wrath is way stronger than I thought, co-op was really fun but it's time for CT now.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The plot thickens

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT CROSSPATH IS BETTER FOR SKY SHREDDER?
    Sorry for yelling

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      any other tower

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick you I like it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bottom, unless you absolutely have to give it camo and cannot do it through any other means

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        well, middle does give pretty significant increase in moab damage with the missles
        i've done 42x many times, it absolutely wastes moabs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bottom for more shredding
      middle sux because camo should be handled by a village, and pineapple bombs suck dick

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bottom, unless you absolutely have to give it camo and cannot do it through any other means

        what about the increased pierce for the middle path missiles?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          is this another unhinged and undocumented feature of crosspathing that those kiwis never tell us about?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It says in the upgrade description that it "improves ace's explosive attacks"
            The wiki notes that it ups the pierce of fighter plane missiles from 4 to 6 and ups blast radius

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              actually exploding pineapple explicitly says it improves the planes other explosive attacks

              well, the description is
              >Drops pineapples to the ground that explode violently after a few seconds. Ace's explosive attacks are improved.
              what "improved" means is completely vague

              well shit, I’m thinking 5-2-0 is the way to go, then. double damage to camo targets? increased explosive power? does it need an MIB to shit on DDTs or will it just job to them

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                it isn't double damage to camo, it's +1

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                FRICK

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >increased explosive power
                ehh, not really increased power, and by the time moabs are grouped up enough to warrant a pierce buff i would rather have a MAD

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I always make the top path ace 420 or 520 because it improves the bombs, I don't know if it is better but it feels better to me.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            actually exploding pineapple explicitly says it improves the planes other explosive attacks

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah but "improves" i would hope implies a damage buff, not a relatively negligible pierce and radius buff. you aren't really getting ods or shredder for grouped moabs

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                pierce is underrated, it's technically a 33% increased explosive damage buff

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i know, but it's contingent on bloons being clumped together, and by the time that really matters there should definitely be better moab killing options than sky shredder

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's why you buff sky shredder's moab damage

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                with the buff that only adds pierce? we're going in circles here man

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                just like a sky shredder

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                nta but honestly i wish i knew this when i was trying to get castle revenge chimp clear. can’t really farm for shit and round 98 was a big fricking deal for me when i couldn’t use pre-emptive strike (the track gives bloons immunity when coming in and makes it a worthless t5)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            well, the description is
            >Drops pineapples to the ground that explode violently after a few seconds. Ace's explosive attacks are improved.
            what "improved" means is completely vague

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shoulda read the patch notes I guess

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm currently making a pic about Ezili and Corvus, it's NSFW BTW, and it will be the only NSFW I make for this thread

    anyways I'm gonna kill Vortex

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      make it SFW, I'm at work

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually make it NSFW, I want a promotion

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just joined the group how the frick does this clan war work

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      click tile
      play tile

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pop bloons

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I figured I'd test r98 on monkey meadow with both and see the difference. Looks pretty minimal, considering this is the absolute best case for middle path.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      huh, that is pretty minimal
      a bunch of stuff leaked both times, right? like that's just how much shredder was able to pop?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        of course, shredder isn't even close to soloing round 98. Just figured getting a look at the total damage dealt before everything leaked gives a good idea of how strong each path is. I guess for more context I should do 500 too so you know exactly how much more you get from each upgrade
        also for the record I did no ace micro but did start the round with the plane on the spot for all 3

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now do 5-2-0 and 5-0-2 again but with berserker buffing pls

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Might aswell include jungle drums at that point

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            no
            do it yourself

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              tsk
              I guess 520 is just the superior form

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >6k
      That’s beeg

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        for 98 though? come on, it's a literal 2.3% increase in damage

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          5-2-0 is cheaper, and turning the tides in a bloon battle is an exponential affair. When the Sky Shredder is backed up by cleanup crews and other heavy hitters, that 6k makes a difference and snowballs into greater pops.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's better in an open map? a bunch of 024 snipers or 204?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      032, bounce those bullets

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    STUPID SON OF A b***h ALCHEMIST TILE, I'M ON ROUND 51 AND YOU FRICKING BEAT IT $1000 WORSE THAN ME YOU FRICKING IDIOT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'M SO PISSED I'M STEALING IT FROM YOU
      YOU DON'T FRICKING DESERVE IT
      YOU SUCK

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obsessed with this game, just wish I had a dedicated group to play with. So tired of creating/joining a match only for c**ts to quit out immediately because they want everyone else to do the work.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post room codes and tab out for a few minutes for people to join, co op happens fairly often in here

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone cap Box of chocolates (tile BEC)?
    It really helps me with the races.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      on it

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pink's just taken alch touch again

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT THE FRICK

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And it seems they're using alch touch to improve their score now so we can't beat them.
      I genuinely fricking hate them so much.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        how do they even get it under $10,000 without ANY of the relics we have?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're really good players, that's all, and maybe our strat was shit too.
          Doesn't matter that much now, I think I can beat their score using air and sea

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah, and can one of you fellas take their aquatic park tile right beside alch touch? Once it's gone they'll be completely cut off from the bottom right corner

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Actually better if someone does the camo trap tile.
              If they capture it with a 520 heli we won't be able to take it back. But if we take it with a 500 heli (and camo trap for camos) they won't be able to get it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not the point, the aquatic park tile is pink's last one in that general area, once it and alch touch are gone they have no chance of getting back there and stealing alch touch from us again.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean because they are already trying (and will succeed) to get the camo trap tile which is right besides the one you mention.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh shit, I can't see the map so I didn't know, yeah that should be priority, our only chance to frick over pink is to completely cut off all their growth and reach because any score we set they will beat.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >capture alch’s touch
        >use alch’s touch to make the score even more unbeatable
        lmao you idiots let these guys own you so hard

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay, the Ezili Corvus NSFW is complete, enjoy jacking off to monkey smut
    https://litter.catbox.moe/cah3ki.png

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      corvus sexo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >7 hours later
      >404
      If you're going to be a litter using homosexual, then at least set max duration.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry, you didn't miss out on anything

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm this close to beating Vortex, I shall not give up, because if I do, I will be such a pussy

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop playing childrens games

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me an adult game with this level of autism
      https://bloons.fandom.com/wiki/Vengeful_True_Sun_God

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        btd6

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell are the glowing purple ones' deal again? Just got back in after a few months and I can't beat the occult hero's little mission.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't be damaged by energy, fire, or plasma-type attacks. For the Corvus mission, use his Harvest ability, or the Trample spell

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does camo trap have enough uses to last until round 87?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay I just figured out, you can't beat the camo trap with just camo trap, and pink's already captured it, frick's sake.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nvm it was one of our guys who captured it, we good.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It lasts until round 70.
      If you want to reach round 90 (I think the last camos before that are in the early 80s or 78 can't remember) you use it at the start of 48.

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever is doing the Camo Flogged tile (AFB), my strat for it is Ezili + Camo trap on r48 + Heli 400
    If you have something better then go ahead but if not I'd recommend using that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alright, I'll keep it in mind, but I have a couple of ideas I'd like to try first

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay new link for hot Ezili on Corvus action
    https://files.catbox.moe/tahd72.png

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

        stop sending death threats you fricking dead cow

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          be honest with me, you aren't the same fricking art autist who plagues senran threads are you? you seem equally shit at art and just as autistic.
          please consider what those other anons said more carefully they have the right idea

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR HARASSMENT, LEAVE ME ALONE RIGHT NOW

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              the definitive way to completely eliminate harassment against you is to simply stop posting until you're 18 years of age

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think it would be better if he just didn't post again ever

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      god your art is so SSSSHIIITT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        god your art is so SSSSHIIITT

        STOP INSULTING MY ART YOU moron

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've spent like 12k monkey money on continues this event, I am never going to financially recover.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Before you die go back to the main menu and reenter

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        wow, I get to redo a whole 15 rounds every time I wanna get past a round, and then I die on the next round anyways, very cool, I love playing video games with my best friend anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        CT only has a checkpoint every 20 rounds

        Stellar work lads, pink has been cleansed from the right side. One guy is trying to capture a tile, but hopefully that can be easily supressed
        Now my question is, do we clean the left side of yellow, or make a push for the two banners in the top right?

        holy shit we could reach #1 if yellow actually gave up

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stellar work lads, pink has been cleansed from the right side. One guy is trying to capture a tile, but hopefully that can be easily supressed
    Now my question is, do we clean the left side of yellow, or make a push for the two banners in the top right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm just trying to frick over the pink team idk about stratagy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Push yellow out of the left side I guess, just wishful thinking really but maybe we could get pink, blue and yellow to infight if we push them close to eachother.
      Also, pink just managed to capture the tile right next to alch touch, horrifying.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you guys think there's a chance of us getting 1st place in the local leaderboard? We are right about to hit top 100 global too

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think we have a solid chance, yeah. Yellow better be hiding some secret strategy for the end, otherwise our momentum will overtake them

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They got really good times on 2 race tiles that I barely reach but they win by like 5 seconds still.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not denying them being good at the game, I'm talking about their meta-strategy regarding CT. I haven't seen much activity from them in a while and if they don't pick up the pace, we'll catch up to them in around 15 hours (if not less)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            if you're good at following guides then watch this for races https://youtu.be/bBvq00n9evs

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I was doing that already lol, the one in alpine run can suck my nuts I die almost every time after I place the farm and send to 49.
              The one in tree stump is easier to finish but I keep going over their time.

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the strat for alch touch?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      230 druid then 230 boat both near end of track
      using camo + moab mine + both glue powers for the last 3 rounds

      alch touch came just in time thanks bro

      np, but don't expect me to be able to do it again

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does it really need to be 230 on both? I'll experiment using alch touch to see if I can do something else like 030 druid.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          idk it was very close, I probably could have been more optimal with relics if anything

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            We're really missing the SMS but it's in the middle of yellow's territory.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        dear LORD. that is one spunky monkey. she could still use a bit more spunk

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BEMYHW
    Alpine Run
    CHIMPS

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    alch touch came just in time thanks bro

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how’s the B-team doing with their comatose opponents

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All quiet on the western front, top 20 from it being handed to us for free

      Stellar work lads, pink has been cleansed from the right side. One guy is trying to capture a tile, but hopefully that can be easily supressed
      Now my question is, do we clean the left side of yellow, or make a push for the two banners in the top right?

      I'm B team but I'm rooting for you gays, making a great comeback

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello I'm lost, can someone please point me in the direction of monkey city please?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uhh yes it is at the end of the road, just keep following it my friend.

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was in the middle of capturing EBB with 6 tiers and someone just captured it with 7, what was your strat? I'm doing 500 boomerang. Still not sure if it is possible to reach the tier 5 before dying though, I won't capture but I want to know if it is possible.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      okay it is possible to do EBB with 6 tiers
      camo trap + moab mine + rounding up + alch touch
      Not sure if rounding up is needed, the rest yes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        aw, that was me i assume I did 5-0-0 boomer and had to put a super monkey on the tree stump for the moab, so yea I guess moab mine had done the trick

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You boys play nice with each other, you hear?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know, how the frick did teams like pink and blue get all the way to the opposite side? Team blue especially.

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Two of our banners are rate decayed, someone needs to recap them but it's a race and a boss which I'm shit at

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather focus on banners from yellow but if I get tired of trying I'll go for those

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        80 points is 80 points. There's also the one Pink has, which is more relevant than Yellows. Only that's a sub 2 minute Lych kill so I'm not even going to try.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just did the SMS tile with a 240 mortar, I started the tile thinking I'd do a 250 but gave this a try. Man it is annoying to use this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh my mistake, 4 banners are decayed. That's 160 points we're not earning

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Out of tickets, lame.
    Fine work we did today, if the point rates stay as they are right now we'll surpass yellow tomorrow before the tickets even refresh.

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yellow is back for our banners

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will this lil' homie make it to the end? I sure fricking hope so

    Something tells me the camo trap is going to crap out before the end even if I waited until after the early rainbow camo rush to place it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The camo trap will reach until the end if you placed it on round 48 or later.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Should've waited a bit longer then I guess

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If placed on round 1 it goes up until round 70, and you leak around 9 white camos on that round.
          If you want to reach round 90 you place it in the middle of 47 but just to make sure just wait until the start of round 48 and it will make it to 90.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't work. Just gonna have to bite the bullet and take Crow's Nest

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will help by creating more monkeys to pop the bloons

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will THIS lil' homie make it?

    Gonna throw something if he doesn't I need to AFK you better win before I get back you little shit

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lil' homie did it

    Unfortunately Yellow and Pink are awake. Fortunately they're just capping regular tiles.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit, that's the MOAB clash tile that pink's trying to take

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      gg man

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish CT explained how the score works without forcing me onto the wiki. Is it (score of all productive tiles) every hour on the hour or what

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, it's exactly like that. There's a bunch more nuance to the points system though, like how, for example, tiles captured with a team ticket don't increase your personal score, only the team's. Just another case of NK not explaining shit about their game.

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking HOW did Pink take back that banner

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CHIMPS with random on co-op
    >first thing he places is beast handler

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's gonna poke the bloons real good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >CHIMPS with random
      There is your first mistake.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got In The Loop done with a random yesterday but he was also >100 level with co-op Impoppable badges

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You say that like it isn't babby tier
          If they don't have prestige levels they aren't worth playing with

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you're not at least this level don't even talk to me

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >113 prestige level
              >only 15 coop chimps clears
              wtf how is that even possible

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                by not playing coop

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              quit monkeying around

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                how is this possible
                I've pretty actively played for a year and still haven't reached the purple levels

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >playing with randoms and not anons
      post a CODE

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    In The Loop - Impoppable
    gotta get the matching set
    BESRSY

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Game not found
      Ree

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alright, it was pretty fun but it's getting late here so I gotta go, have a nice one

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gentlemen, behold! I have made love to this machine! And now, upon retrospect, I ask

    WHY

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    PURPLE IN THE HOUSE

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"BLOONS could be here" he thought, "I've never been on this map before. There could be BLOONS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his hairy chest. "I HATE BLOONS" he thought. Tropical Carnival reverberated his entire Helicopter, making it pulsate even as the $9 bananas circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of inflatables after dark. "With an attack heli, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    monkeychad bros, I'm trying, but I just get my ass kicked by some of these stages. I cannot do races at all and most of the other tiles are just beyond optimized. I take what tiles I can get but it's not looking too good for me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If nothing else, you can recapture our rate-decayed tiles, it still will give us points

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        how do I see which ones are rate decayed? I never really payed much attention to points and just captured tiles

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rate decayed tiles have this green arrow flashing on them. You can also click the tile and it will tell you if it's rate decayed or not

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            good to know, recapturing some in that case

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    call me when they make Bloons TND

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what should I draw next, and no NSFW because I already did one

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      draw a noose around your neck

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        STOP IT >:[

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      upside down monke hanging from a tree

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        STOP HARASSING ME

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          sorry, I thought you were the other chuddy

          I would never do something like that

          after making these requests, I will take a break from BTD stuff

          you will be missed my monke from another momke

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        sorry, I thought you were the other chuddy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      draw yourself hanging from a tree

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        WOULD YOU LIKE IF SOMEONE SENDS DEATH THREATS TO YOU

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's not a threat it's a strong suggestion

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            please stop saying negative things to me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A fortified regen red bloon making it to the exit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brickell as a sicko.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sauda going food prep
      Brickell in a pool float in one of those back yard pools
      Etienne 9/11
      Quincy hitting an apple on someone's head

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Banana Farm Cultists doing the ritual.

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tell me the easiest banners to cap and strategies for them
    no races preferably

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >easiest banners to cap
      Neutral banners
      >strategies for them
      Get there first

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        bitch

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    after making these requests, I will take a break from BTD stuff

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay the requests are done (and no 9/11 joke, sorry)
    https://files.catbox.moe/d08aa2.png
    https://files.catbox.moe/yna7j8.png
    maybe I'll draw some Pizza Tower, or Digital Circus stuff, or I can finish some fanfics I currently have as WIPs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice stuff like always!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Phew, I'm glad you skipped mine. I'd be obligated to save it, but I don't want your shit sullying my harddisk.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is he hanging by his dick?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's his monketail

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          looks like a dick to me

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            that says something about you son

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              it has the bellend and all

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's wrapped around the tree trunk
                you can even see the tail starting from behind him

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                long dick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your art is fun but I can't but help get the impression you aren't old enough to be on Ganker by the way you act

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bros... On-Model monkes does things to me...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that aint on model

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's close enough
          most art is massive udder shit

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the good towers in this game?
    I pretty much just use the same strategy for the easy/medium/hard stages and always manage to beat it, but it doesn't work for the boss stages or Impossible.

    The strat rushing Pursuit Helicopter and the airplane that shits out bombs and that gets me to 80 no problem.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sub and buccaneer solo maps if the water is kind

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Call the dragons

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      glue gunner

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're just starting out, try watching a couple of video guides for boss. There are some differences depending on the boss and map, but most of them are similar enough for you to catch what's happening

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hello i would like to order a hit on the person who made bloody puddles and that new ice map with zero lines of sight
    do you take monopoly money or bananas?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the first page of expert maps (starting from ouch) look so boring and uninspired besides maybe workshop that i don’t even really wanna play them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bloody puddles
      exists only because everyone complained about muddy being b***hmode for an expert map

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Co-Op Tri-Daily Challenge
    This one is pretty bullshit. moronic map split, double speed bloons, faster AND higher HP MOABs, all with no continues.
    BPPXSV

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any coop?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      spend tickets first men

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black personBlack personBlack personBlack person

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Team yellow woke up and they're out for fricking blood, should we start focusing on them now that pink's a non-issue?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes I capped 4 of their banners

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      REMOVE PINK
      remove pink

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        we can get #1 local

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prob a sound strategy, but if pink starts acting up the hammer is going to come down on them again and again until they learn their place like blue team

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it pisses me off that purples make that sound regardless of whether they're actually being hit or not

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >flooded valley
    >magic monkeys only
    >no powers
    wait is this even possible

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ye
      top path wizard can fire through walls

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buy some pontoons with monkey money

      Use Adora

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      along with your hero you have top crosspath wizard and bottom crosspath super who can see the track from the bottom. Middle druid might help too.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >along with your hero
        Only Psi (infinite range), Brickell (water monkey) and Adora (range and wallhacks) can participate in damaging bloons on Flooded Valley in a meaningful way without a pontoon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Obyn can see through walls too, he should have enough range to reach the track.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you forgot Fat Pussy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          etienne too. seeing through walls is half of the point of him

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          and ben (bloon trojan)
          and corvus
          and geronimo stilton
          and churchill if you put him on a rock and give him a range boost
          you still have much to learn

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Unless I'm misunderstanding you, bloon trojan does not see over walls I don't think? Ben needs line of sight to send it, which is great because in some maps you can hide him so he doesn't send it. A common spot is top right of in the loop.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You could place him in one of the rocks to give him line of sight, though you might be worse off for the loss of the MOAB income.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                really wish ben had a targeting option to disable trojan

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                really wish ben had a targeting option to disable trojan

                >makes quadrillion dollars per round now thanks to recent buff
                >anons still crying over chump change

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ben is really fricking strong late-game now, I feel like $1500-$2500 a round would have been adequate but they went all the way to $5000

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's still a blatant nerf, making more money late game is useless when you can already have a million farms active. Money early on is way more important because that's how you snowball your economy.
                Maybe he individually makes more money, but the potential money you could make thanks to him has been nerfed a lot.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >plays any map without space for heavy farm spam in your path

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What towers should i be working towards or focusing on for bosses? Especially Vortex going on now. My first attempt relied on the spike factory, which should tell you how bad i am at this game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spike factory is actually pretty good for bosses, the middle path specifically.
      Ideally you should have the elite defender, M.A.D, Spike Storm and Sticky Bomb unlocked, as they're the best killers for early boss tiers. For paragons, having all of them is ideal, but getting the dart paragon should be priority.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i think dart monkey is banned on this vortex run

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah I forgot, in that case I guess boomerang paragon would be the next best choice since it's the second cheapest after the dart paragon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The main theme of bosses is farm hard to be able to afford everything you may want by the time the boss spawns.
      Have the T5 farms, specially the top path but bottom path too. Bottom path T5 village is great for farming too.
      As for what to use to actually kill the boss, for T1 usually I like using a 104 ninja and if that's not enough, I add something else like a top path plane or a bottom path sniper.
      For T2 I like using a T5 middle path dartling, or if that's not possible then 6 bottom path druids.
      Starting from the T3 boss I try to go Paragons.

      >along with your hero
      Only Psi (infinite range), Brickell (water monkey) and Adora (range and wallhacks) can participate in damaging bloons on Flooded Valley in a meaningful way without a pontoon

      You can place Pat on water too

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any co-op?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      start it up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why dont you

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you asked!!!!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        BRUAOS
        End of the road - ABR
        Disregard the other guy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          3/4, 3 more minutes and we start, yadda yadda

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Real MVP

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love this little guy so much, there isn't a single situation where he's not useful.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        fighting BADs
        dealing damage

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this is a BIG plane
    that is a BIG pilot

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      uuuu

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's five u's

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >96

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yellow c**ts are winning by capping regular tiles lmao

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried using the official Bloons discord and they shitted on me because I haven't black bordered the expert maps. I was proud of myself for black bordering some intermediate maps, but those aren't considered a challenge, apparently...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >discord
      you absolute fool

      yeah it's been straight game-players for like 2 months now

      more like gay game-players, lmao

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't click on monke threads without expectation of sexy monkes awaiting me
    i can never face mother again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is tame compared to how it used to be

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't tell if the way things are now is for the better or for the worse

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah it's been straight game-players for like 2 months now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I for one am disgusted and appaled at the sheer lack of hot monkeysex_ in this thread.

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm out after 200
    gg lads

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, freeplay just gets boring after a while. I wouldn't mind doing another game as long as we don't go to round 200+ again.

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no bros

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pink might catch up coz yellow is capping our tiles

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone on B team have a ticket left to get that that single disgusting green tile off our pristine map

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Town Center - Primary Only
    BRDBYL

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    CT honestly doesn't even look like a fun game mode. Looking at these threads, it seems like it is always either a cakewalk where you steamroll a bunch of shitters, or a stressful week of metagaming and babysitting.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe, I dunno I've actually been liking this event quite a bit, having to actually strategize and work together to take down opponents that are better than us has been a great experience to me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stressful week of metagaming and babysitting
      this doesn't sound fun to you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's one of the few game modes where my autism can shine
      I suck at races but least tiers/cash is cool

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        tiers/cash is peak for autists since you can plan out everything in advance

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, but sometimes you need powers so I can't do half of them perfectly

          >Advanced Challenge solution is top path glue gunner

          ummm actually it's 020 village and top path glue gunner

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP PLACING DART MONKEYS homie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you sound like a loser

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kneel.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would rather die standing than live kneeling

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    MR ANDERSON

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      town's closed due to AIDS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Overpopulation

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      good ol dart moke, nothing beats that!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >super secret strategy in BTD6

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      now make them all super monkey fans

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >indian slums

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    dart monkey putting his pecker in a tack shooter hole to use as a gloryhole

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My Tackshooter used to be called Gloryholes

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT
    HOLY FRICKING SHIT
    THEY DID IT

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We are the Monkey Champions my friends

    And we'll keep on Dart Monkeying to the end

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No fricking shot you beat round 103

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        quit talking like a zoomer Black person

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        we died and it wasn't even close

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Farewell my dart monkey heroes
      Until we meet again someday

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blimp

  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I beat bosses in this game? I can't afford the good shit by the time they spawn in

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sacrifice lives to buy a shit ton of banana farms and other income producer, sell all your shit round 40 and buy a boss killer, then once the boss is dead rebuy all your farms. repeat the process every 20 rounds until you can afford paragon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's all about farming. You need the bare minimum of defense and as much money as you can make

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      B a n a n a F a r m s

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be as greedy as possible and spend as little as you can on defense, all your cash should ideally be going to farms and you should be placing them on every opportunity you have.
      Just watch some boss guides, there's a handful of things you'll learn from them that you just wouldn't from playing normally.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      spam farms
      if you want to be super efficient your first 2 towers should be bottom path engineer and bottom path alch, after that point farms. If the map allows it, spamming merchantmen boats is also good

  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post em
    I hate that CT powers count for this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      CT powers gave me the achievements lel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i use powers in CT because you fricking have to to win when you aren't playing against shitters

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      CT gave me a newfound appreciation for powers, sure I'm never gonna use them in regular play but I'm not so opposed to their existence anymore.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry for your loss anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no CT medals
        sorry for your loss

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          shit game mode

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            How would you know if you've never played it?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              it looks like half of it is race tiles
              then one quarter boss tiles
              then the last quarter is minimizing your cash
              and then your score starts degrading after 12 hours to let the shitters snipe your optimized scores and you’re just competing over the exact same challenges over and over against Dale from Bloons TD6 Reddit and his squad of troglodytes
              that ain’t kino in MY book

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That guy wasn't me, I just don't play CT because it looks intimidating

  118. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Advanced Challenge solution is top path glue gunner

  119. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get off my banner you c**t I capped this twice today

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      god damn you guys made a nice comeback

  120. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >contemplating dem bloon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      haha wouldn't it be funny if the wizard was pondering the orb but it was brickells butt and she has a look of complete disinterest on her face haha oh man that would be so weird haha

  121. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What should we get after the team banner?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      a life

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please be reasonable

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        out of reach
        second best option?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          a wife
          no waifu no laifu

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            but we're already getting brickell banner

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >brickellgay puts lion’s share of the points to waifu
      based and somewhat zased

  122. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      THE BPAPTU NUMERAL :joy:

  123. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only 6 acheivements remaining.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have five of these & I'm missing like a few dozen achievements probably

  124. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BURN IT!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how are the buffs for her? is it noticeable?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      someone put her in the crapyard with bloon chipper. ugliest hero.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ugliest hero
        don't say that to her, she's one of the most popular Bloons characters

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the black plague was pretty fricking popular but it didn't make you look pretty

  125. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doing the camo trap relic, does Apache Dartship survive until round 87?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      520 Apache is the solution for that, and if we have the relic you can survive with just 500
      If you wait a moment, I'm capturing air and sea.

  126. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only 8 achievements remaining.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick do you even get a t5 insta aside from getting top 3 global in ct

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Collection events
        You get on from creating a ninja kiwi account too

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        collection events, if you get a diamond crate then each insta you earn has a small (~5% I think) of being a tier 5, and you get 2 or 3 of them from each crate, and you get 1 crate per Impoppable clear

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's very rare but you can get them in the diamond crates

          oh I guess that makes sense
          I usually get burned out during collection events and don't actually open that many diamond ones

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's nice of them to give you points from doing Dailies and Events, but 1000 points, plus 50 per crate is just way too much for anyone who isn't a no-life

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I use it as a chance to get lower difficulty clears for the boosted maps. Gives some incentive to waste time doing stuff like reverse or military only for black borders.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's very rare but you can get them in the diamond crates

  127. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did I even create this thing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        STOP SAYING THAT SHIT AND LEAVE ME ALONE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      because you're an attention prostitute with no talent? please

      have a nice day

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        STOP IT >:(

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you first, loser

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FRICKING moron, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME DEPRESSED

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              good maybe you'll stop infesting my thread with garbage

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the only garbage is you

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You leave us alone, your "art" is a negative to these threads

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              good, go buy a rope and footstool while you're at it

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              shut up and frick off
              why don’t you post your art on bloons reddit or something jesus christ

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                because I post too many things on reddit, so I try to upload less

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You post too many things here too, you should try doing that less

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                just please leave me alone and stop harassing me, do you even make fanart

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                stop posting, child

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                wow that looks like ass

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                On your knees.... darling

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                HOW COME IT'S OKAY WHEN YOU INSULT MY ART, BUT IT'S NOT OKAY WHEN I INSULT YOURS

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                his art: based
                your art: so cringe even reddit hates it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                STOP HARASSING ME YOU FRICKING JERKWAD, ALL YOU DO IS ATTACK ME, YOU LIKE ATTACKING INNOCENT PEOPLE, GET A LOAD OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is he attacking you?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                by saying "have a nice day" and other offensive stuff

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He did not mean that, its your first time on Ganker and internet?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hahahaha how the frick is cyberbullying real hahahaha
                homie just walk away from the screen like homie just close your eyes
                Hahahaha

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're not funny you're a complete butthole

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                at least my art doesn't suck, LMAO

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                STOP INSULTING MY ART, JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT GOOD AT DRAWING DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD CALL IT SHIT

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                then stop drawing shit, LMAO

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                YOU'RE AS GOOD AS A PILE OF DOGSHIT

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You whine like a child

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                your art sucks and we’re not going to lie by saying it’s good. you should not be on Ganker

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                And he sincerely meant it. The other anon is lying.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                How old are you again?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                WAY better than that other kid's though

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >underage
                >crybaby
                >redditor
                figures

  128. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yellow c**ts have barely any banners yet they're still going strong thanks to all their regular tiles

  129. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >capture banner
    >gets recaptured immediately
    I fricking hate yellow so much

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      get a better score then goober

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got upped by one tier, but I suppose it's my fault for not trying to push with what I had

  130. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one is recapping a tile that doesn't need recapped
    >one is trying to take Techbot from us over the banner
    how are we losing to these people again?

  131. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's the solution here?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that it is 8 tells me it is a T5 with crosspath but no idea.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Etienne for camo and bottom path sniper I assume

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that it is 8 tells me it is a T5 with crosspath but no idea.

        what's the solution here?

        015 Sniper

        Maybe with Shrapnel? IDK

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try Etienne and 140 Mortar

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I tried bottom path mortar before and couldnt win with 104
        can't be arsed to micro that shit again

        Etienne for camo and bottom path sniper I assume

        [...]
        [...]
        015 Sniper

        Maybe with Shrapnel? IDK

        this could work but not without the moab relic imo

        etienne into 500 engi, I've done this before, you don't need anything else other than Etienne abilities

        k ill try this ty

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bottom path
          what the frick were you thinking

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was thinking it would be good against moabs

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bottom path is shit as your main dmg dealer until it gets to T5, if you're going for that you go for middle path.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not without the moab relic
          Elite Defender gets bonus MOAB damage already

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      etienne into 500 engi, I've done this before, you don't need anything else other than Etienne abilities

  132. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wanna cheer me up by talking about combos

  133. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to you guys, weren't you on the top 10? Did one of the other teams wake up and start stealing shit?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      died of boredom

  134. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is your favorite tier 4 monke

  135. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    which difficulty do you hate more: Impoppable or Apopalypse

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Half Cash

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