Bloons

It's too hard.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put it in the right space between the loops.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it the fate of all bloon threads to die without the help of coomposting to keep it afloat?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick even finds Bloon fun? There are way better TD games out here.
      I just want to fap to the monkies

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Name three right now
        I swear to God of ones of them is a gatcha

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Plants VS Zombies 1
          Plants VS Zombies 2
          Orb Defence

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            PvZ is good but not better than BTD imo
            It does have a much stronger OST tho

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            PVZ is a shred of the depth of Bloons, and is ultra-casual, not requiring half the skill (which was fine for just one playthrough).

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >tower defense
              >skill

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              People like to shit on pvz2 since it's a pay to win mobile game, which is fair, but in terms of gameplay it's miles more engaging and challenging than pvz1, a shame you have to go through a bunch of emulator hoops to play it on pc.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I got a brand new phone recently and PVZ2 still runs like complete shit. Frick EA.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're playing the newer versions, right? The version most people agree to be the best is 4.5.2 which is from 2016, before they added a bunch of moronic shit like plant leveling and whatnot, though most people just play overhaul mods like Eclise (without the p) or Reflourished.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                seriously, some time ago a beta for pvz3 was released and they turned it into some fricked up base building game.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I cannot even comprehend how people are able to enjoy Bloons to this autistic extent

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Problem is: all of the people who are autistically into Bloons gameplay are all too busy to post since they're shaving miliseconds off of their race times, or optimizing farming setups for ranked bosses, or, God forbid, tryharding on consted territory.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      without a recent update, yes
      I've seen so many of the same questions get asked over and over, there's nothing to discuss unless your a new player who just wants to know something but that doesn't carry a thread. I know it sucks to have to hold off on having these until an update comes out but if you want threads without coomers you'll just have to do that

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Advanced" map
    >it's just a single open path with no gimmick at all
    I really feel like this map is miscategorized, but I won't complain about free dosh.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just black bordered another brick. Did I finally git gud scrub or is this yet another miscategorized map?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Another brick isn't that bad since there's so much space to farm and the apache prime solos in CHIMPS, if you really wanna test your skill try one of those absurd expert maps like dark dungeon or ravine.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least Another Brick has the big LOS wall cutting in half a very short path as a gimmick. It deserves its spot.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh well you tried.
    Play something easier.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just started the grind and I'm still having trouble with alternate bloon rounds on easy maps.
    I got a looong way to go for completionism, and I can feel myself getting sucked in already...

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    me too

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DDT

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flagship and Spirit of the Forest my beloveds

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I metaslime for prioritizing a 4-0-2 helicopter every single game? Or just moronic
    Also are there really people who don't go into freeplay every time they beat a map and see how far they can get

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A 402 heli is only good on single lane maps, I'd say try other things but if it works for you then keep going.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm still at the point in the game where I'm on single lane maps.
        I just got it on sale and only today started using banks and towns and stuff
        When I last played Bloons it was when TD5 was brand new on Armor Games so I'm getting my bearings

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i beat this map with superstorm recently
      [...]
      nah the more meta option is 2-0-4 heli

      am i moronic

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        shit i can't even reply correctly moronic in deed what i wanted to ask was is 3 snipers meta and am i stupid for going with them on every map? it's just works

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really this game is metaphor for the battle against microplastics

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf why isn't it letting me place monkeys on the track

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    who is the early game MVP and why is it 1-3-0 Druid

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stupid idiot moron levels of popping power for very little relative investment
      Also ninja + alchemist is what gets me through Alt round early game usually

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be a race of monkeys
    >contract a single human to be the supreme commander of your armed forces and give him authority over all things
    >including the prodigious amounts of blood sacrifice and extremely dangerous and inhumane (inmonkmane?) scientific research
    What's the big idea?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      But the hand cursor is a monkey not human

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just the human's slave monkey secret new tower?

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick the boss bloons

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't have an appropriate reaction image so just picture a very disgusted pepe attached to this post

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's not my fault they're so sexy

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ssetb get back to work

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of playing a tower defense game where you don't even get to make the path yourself?
    That's half the fun and complexity of these games.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you don't even get to make the path yourself
      You can tho, there's a level editor, unfortunately the levels you can make with it look like shit, but still.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just took the Adora pill and shit is awesome

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      being able to get a lvl 20 hero before round 80 is pretty cool

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is adora worth using on CHIMPS since you can't sacrifice a ton of BRFs for her?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, just sacrifice some early game shitter towers

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This CHIMPS can go frick itself

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks easy as frick. Gimme 5 hours I'll clear it and rub it on your face

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      like everyone just a youtube channel it guide

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i beat this map with superstorm recently

      Am I metaslime for prioritizing a 4-0-2 helicopter every single game? Or just moronic
      Also are there really people who don't go into freeplay every time they beat a map and see how far they can get

      nah the more meta option is 2-0-4 heli

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bloons fricking sucks. Why people would play such an awful TD is beyond me.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are some good TD games? I'm in the mood to play one

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bloons Tower Defense 6

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://store.steampowered.com/app/698540/Dungeon_Warfare_2/

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wintermaul TD

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's ready for some co-op fun?

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