Bloons Tower Defense 6

Has anyone tried the new hero Corvus? He's insane. He can literally solo CHIMPs on some maps. And his spirit has infinite range so he's basically Psi. If you understand his spells, you can black border basically every map.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get that zoomer garbage out of here.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >7 hours and 11 minutes later
      Thread's still up, bub 🙂

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomer
      The original Bloons game is probably older than you are.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      dont like bloons? you're loss looser

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He seems super time consuming compared to other heroes

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking wish, bastards at NK keep nerfing him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't solo lvl 100 anymore ;-;

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've only started and was told to use the money for the sword girl, Sauda
    So far I'm using the druid dude with druids since druids seem fricking moronic good for everything up to hard mode

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Everything up to hard mode
      Anon, you should only be playing hard mode and higher because higher rounds give more xp and free play gives a massive penalty

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you need to get easy and normal for the medals?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          In theory yes but you'll get so much time out of the game simply doing hard, alternate bloon rounds and impoppable that you don't really need to worry about that
          I black bordered one map and will likely never bother with getting easy or medium medals on any other maps

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            So the medals don't do anything really?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              They pile up on your profile and that's about it. If you're good enough for hard just focus more on doing those. If you wanna do apopalypse or whatever on a certain map then go for it.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              The first time you get a medal (aka do a certain mode on a map) you get a bonus
              Beyond that it's just for bordering the map which is extremely autistic and really only for people who make content for the game and the frickers that keep making these btd6 threads on Ganker

              They pile up on your profile and that's about it. If you're good enough for hard just focus more on doing those. If you wanna do apopalypse or whatever on a certain map then go for it.

              I'd argue most people should be able to do hard on the easiest maps within a few tries, it makes more sense for them to try in the harder modes Because you'll learn as much if not more there because you get to go further

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I started recently and playing on easier difficulties helped me get my bearings. Know which towers can do what in earlier waves, and when to expect certain bloons to show up. If I just went to hard I'd be pissed off if I reached a high wave and lost because I didn't have lead camo popping or what have you, and I don't want to spend upgrade money on expensive continues.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Big tip in case you don't know, if a round goes bad, just press escape and go out, it'll be at the start of the round and you can just swap defenses around

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Collection events are a great excuse to take out the lesser difficulties on maps, Sauda + a few support towers can handle everything up to round 60 while you AFK, it gives heaps of cash and XP too

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        well, not *only* hard mode, don't you need all the medals on a map for a black border?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but see

          The first time you get a medal (aka do a certain mode on a map) you get a bonus
          Beyond that it's just for bordering the map which is extremely autistic and really only for people who make content for the game and the frickers that keep making these btd6 threads on Ganker
          [...]
          I'd argue most people should be able to do hard on the easiest maps within a few tries, it makes more sense for them to try in the harder modes Because you'll learn as much if not more there because you get to go further

          Only super autistic collectionists or people making content care
          If you did all the hard modes you've effectively black bordered the map, just didn't waste the time to actually be granted it

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I drew this alien brickell

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn nice, really cute
      I feel like the hair should be white and it would be better?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer the green hair because it makes it seem more alien like they might be tentacles or something instead of hair but I’ll keep that in mind. Unrelated but I drew this because it’s alien day.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they might be tentacles or something instead of hair
          I can see it but it was not my first thought lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      where pants

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick are pants

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just realized this would be the third fan variant of brickell in these threads

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i like this more the more i look at it, it's actually a really cool skin idea

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

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      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice, thanks. I wasn’t expecting you to make art of her. She looks great.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this like third brickell variant from these threads?
        >black lagoon brickell
        >glue brickell
        >alien brickell
        I think you’ve actually drawn all three too

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh shit, yeah you're right. brick is actually the monkey i've drawn the most of all at like ~30 pics, but weirdly enough i like sauda the most
          i fricking forgot to put a tail on that glue brickell image and it took me a year and a half to notice, also i think that image might have contributed to the brainrot way more than it might have without it, i did not expect it to get so out of hand. were you around for the kanna threads i accidentally ruined for like months?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I personally still find that image hot and thankfully that brainrot seems to be gone for the most part now. As for kanna, no, never knew that. Also I kind of see in your drawings now how you like sauda more, I swear they’re more intimate than the other monkeys.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I will apologize since I probably contributed to the brainrot with my own drawings of it

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              never apologize, if it made you happy to draw them then it's fricking based and that's the end of it, you can't be responsible for what other people do with them after you're done

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have anywhere you post your stuff? Your style is really cool, I mean it, good work

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          here's my mega with everything i've ever made, and i update it as soon as i finish drawing something
          https://mega.nz/folder/mNlUyaZS#SDajEYxbyblNqrTjTfKz2Q
          my twitter is @goatboydraws if it really matters but i barely care about my twitter, it doesn't even have everything in my mega

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that latest boss event was absolute fricking bullshit, did NK realize that the 70k would get halved by half cash? also what the frick??? money generation is the very game you play on boss events, and yet they made a game mode where not only can you not select benjamin but the OJNLY WAY to beat the boss is HEAVILY capped, as if that wasn't enough, you start at round 60 or 30 or some bullshit giving you no time to farm and save up money. what is this bullshit?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno man, I had fun

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      BTD6 is a 6 year old game, there's a significant amount of people whom've been playing bosses for years at this point, Ninja Kiwi knows that so every once in a while they do a few hard as frick and different boss events so they don't b***h about them being too easy, unfortunately there's also a ton of new players who then complain about bosses being too hard and difficult to get into, there's just no pleasing everyone I'm afraid.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there's also a ton of new players who then complain about bosses being too hard and difficult to get into
        Isn't that what boss challenges are for? But I suppose they might as well not exist since they're not being shilled on the main screen

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no pleasing everyone
        they dont even think about trying to do that. Im still annoyed that 90%+ of my multiplayer matches end in disaster because at least 1 or more of the teammates will time out and DC and tie up the game for endless minutes at a time.

        And apparently thats because they're phone players usually and phones can't handle the numbers once things go past babby-level. And you the player cannot choose to play with pc-players only. Fricking moronic.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Playing co-op with randos just seems insane to me, can't see how that'd be fun at all.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i dont like playing bosses designed for coop alone and its fun to play with others. You avoiding a huge component of the game and pretending its not a problem doesnt invalidate my issue, it only affirms it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The normal boss was laughably easy, the elite one was kind of a challenge though. It still was the same, farm a lot and get a paragon for T3 to win.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just wait for tomorrow's then because I think it will be harder even if it is not half cash.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can't wait for the clusterfrick that will be doing this co-op boss with other anons.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >35% health
        >no paragons
        Well we have all the buffers and debuffers still, so I'm guessing Temple spam with Adora will be the simplest way to go.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sniper farming basically mandatory
        Blegh, disgusting

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like winter park.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's real 🙁

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    corvus felt meh to me
    he's like a nerfed psi you need to micromanage to make effective
    psi and etn all of the way

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gwen should be higher with her recent buff

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Brickell on D tier
      Anon...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brickell needs my D

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starting to think CT matchmaking should be by number of active players, because goddamn

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They need to buff the other heroes
    Everyone basically just uses Geraldo, Sauda or Corvus, and Ben for bosses, its kind of boring

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      is SEXO a good tier?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ben's gimmick in bosses was in the first few rounds where he made more money than Geraldo. After the changes, now it is always better to use Geraldo over him.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Despite his early-game in boss events being ruined he's pretty good for regular play now, you can afford multiple tier 5s with your only source of income being him, it's a very nice change for new and lazy players.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yes not disagreeing there, I should have clarified that by "always better to use Geraldo over him" I meant in boss events specifically. And of course this is if you want to go optimal, you can use whoever you want.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      switch psi and jones

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't like heroes where I actually have to pay attention to them

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any co-op?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    corvus I fricking kiss you
    *grabs violently*

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna squeeze a gluegunner’s bulge

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lies

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao give up dude, we're way to based here for this bait

      Lies

      ah, order restored. this is documented btw, very clear scientific research

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      would frick everyone in the top row and corvus

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    thoughts on this art I made

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based, if anything I'd say make the highlights still have some colour in them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like your art 4262

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need a picture of Ezili rizzing up Corvus

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      English speaking website homie

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        STOP TREATING ME LIKE SHIT

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You will die in 7 days

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            STOP SAYING THIS EVERYTIME I POST FANART IN THESE THREADS

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You will die in 3 days

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://files.catbox.moe/32rp2n.webp

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    coop??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5 minutes before CT
      Really homie?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the tickets will be there after a little coop game.........

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forgot to log on today and wow, there really isn't any point is there

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA MONKECHADS?!??!?!?!?! WHAT HAPPENED?!!??!!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it is fricking over... purple is CRACKED what is this... so this is the power of discord autism... heh, sasuga...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe, I'm stubborn to give up, if we can get third place that's just fine by me

    • 2 months ago
      Dennis573

      Heh... bunch of casuals
      Here's a tip maybe don't choose competitive next time?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you called Dennis573

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        silence, """"""""""""""""Denis573""""""""""""""""

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There aren't even any dennis573s in the leadearboard genuinely who are you

        • 2 months ago
          Dennis573

          Isn't he the dude who made the dojo CT teams? The joke falls flat if I got it wrong.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            be kind of funny if he was

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah
            "Message Dennis yadda yadda on Discord"
            It's him, the dojo man, our biggest rival since the only times we lost it was because of a Dojo team

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't he the dude who made the dojo CT teams? The joke falls flat if I got it wrong.

        You ever stop to wonder if any one of the very serious and active teams we competed against are aware of the general existence of these threads?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          no and frankly I don't give a damn

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            how did you know my name is Frank?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >caring what discord using redditors think

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      psi's dojo more like piss dojo
      ha
      aha
      wahahahaha
      ahaha
      haaaa

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't lose hope, anon. Even just one person using all their tickets to take regular tiles can make a big difference.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >capture all the yellow tiles on the right next to our base
        >as I'm finished I see that the relic tile is being captured while surrounded by our tiles
        >come back to this
        Words cannot even begin to describe how mad I am

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          we'll be rooting for you moneky boys

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The worst part is how they always seem to have active players that are just loaded with tickets, no matter what time of the day it is.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats the appeal of bloons? the enemy variety is only differently colored bloons. seems a bit boring.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      and then they become immune to fire, ice, bombs, and sharp stuff

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goddamnit, what's the strat for Camo Trap?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe we should write down the strats used in future events, keep them in a pastebin or something that we can edit later.
      Also could someone please buy the daily relics?

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nevermind. Yellow is taking it.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna help some lil' baby level homie get some big dick co-op achievements but we're all already high level tryhards in this thread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we're all already high level tryhards
      Are we really? Far as I know none of us have any co-op black borders, now there's something we could do

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i have one (1)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          By co-op black border I specifically mean having all the difficulties beaten in a map

          Gaze upon me, ye mighty, and despair

          Buh gawd, fuhgive me...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gaze upon me, ye mighty, and despair

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    total bloon death

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is going on

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        either modern "art" or the monke R&D department

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      sanest Bloons TD6 player

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what kind of program you use to make these quirky drawings

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        clip studio paint my lad

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          cool, I use either Ibis Paint or MS Paint (depending on what device I'm using)

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    SXYVXE
    Off the coast
    CHIMPS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you wait like 7 minutes, I promise I'll join in

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ye

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was thinking of using Brickell but now I realize the map split will give me no water whatsoever, not sure if to place a hero now.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey guys I'm going to grab a quick bite
    watch my DDT for me please
    don't worry he's friendly

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see anything wtf

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    DSO N OT BUY THAT FRICKING ELITE EFENDER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    THGAT IS A DIRECT UFCKING ORDER!!!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why
      it's good

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Permaspike....
    Save me permaspike...
    Permaspike save me...
    Permaspike...

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why does this image turn me on
      just imagine.........................

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, seeing as BTD6 is an eternal game that keep getting updates, instead of BTD7 I'm waiting for NK to branch out and make a Bloons RTS
      The foundations are there

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would Monkeys just be used for industry and defenses, and balloons used for offense, or would balloons and monkey be on different factions all together?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's the Global Monkey Initiative versus the Brotherhood of Bloon

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm thinking commanding legions of monkeys against ever increasing waves of Bloons, including the wacky Bloon designs they have in BSM like the electro-robot lead
          Could be based.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I believed in the EDefender

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      well it's hard to feel like that when i have this absolutely frantic desperate post

      DSO N OT BUY THAT FRICKING ELITE EFENDER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      THGAT IS A DIRECT UFCKING ORDER!!!!

      telling me NOT to buy it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I felt bad because every time we were close to it someone else asked for money, but I think he was right in the sense that we needed the T5 boat before it or we probably would have died. After the boat it was all good I think.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          flagship felt like an odd choice without brickell or really any other water tower, one first strike didn't really take advantage of the massive water buff it gives
          i know it does good damage but i also feel like we totally underutilized it

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Permaspike my beloved, I love you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's gonna get nerfed again soon

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy smokes
    that felt rough start to finish

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw have the medal in coop and not in single player
      ggs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      4 player coop on an advanced map gonna be a little rough even though its one of the easier ones
      gg lads

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        GG lad, up for another game?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          ye

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Spring Spring - CHIMPS
            SXOMYF

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              How do I kick someone from a co-op lobby

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                P3 leave immediatly before I annihilate you

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                SHUT UP AND LET ME PLAY

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you can't bully children in a children's game

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                P3 leave immediatly before I annihilate you

                do i sense a rivalry?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I assume it is because it's someone who wasn't there in the previous game

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it's the kid, the one who makes those fricking mspaint drawings, I know it's him, P3

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I JUST WANTED TO DO SOME CO-OP MODE

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              start please

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'll leave, it's at 3/4 now

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Feel free to rejoin man, I'll start up the game anyway

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wanted to give a space to whoever was missing but I'll join in a minute if not, I closed the game lol

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't worry, we're not in a hurry

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    JUST START ALREADY

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still hadn't seen the lifesaver brickell skin
    she's cute

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    please give Sauda some of Geraldo's items

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      she doesn't need em man

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        give her the jar of pickles and sharpening stone

        Yeah
        I just really really hate that homosexual kid

        the homosexual here is you, because you keep harassing me

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    P1 you okay?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah
      I just really really hate that homosexual kid

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bit of discourse occurring on spring spring right now

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disregard all that
    SXOYAL - Same as before
    No more brother wars

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      3/4, if anyone wants to join now would be a great time

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'll be honest i really forgot brickell doesn't gain camo for a bunch of levels
    and apparently sharpening stone works on obyn, wtf, just on his brambles or something?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      someone else joined, so join before they start I'll stay out
      hope it works out, I didn't know you could sharpening stone obyn either that's strange, should be the brambles otherwise I have no idea

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, brickell usually only gets camo after the big camo wave at 32, is my general rule of thumb in my mind
      maybe she gets it before that if you get the "heroes start at level 3" knowledge
      so she's not like sauda who you can just place down and not worry about early game camos

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone excited for a Corvus skin

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not now but at some point I'd consider buying at least a reactor in Brickell's range just to reduce her cooldowns

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alright hear me out.........
      do we do all 3 T5 submarines?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No that's moronic

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly that's why

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick yeah

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is happening to the connection

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It keeps disconnecting and reconnecting me

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh and P1, I'll give money for the Flagship but I'm keeping some for now in case I need some emergency money for geraldo.

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    P2 nothing against you but your internet makes it playing with you kind of insufferable

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    P2 you need to leave the game man, you keep disconnecting

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    P2 just do your best buddy

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone here heard of shidan maker

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any strat in mind? If not I'll try to save for the shredder.

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need Bill Greats but don't have time today.
    Maybe next thread we can help each other.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need what?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's the achievement where you save up to 2.5million dollarydoos and then share them with someone else.

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bro

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    guh

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was so fast wtf

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should have given camo potion to the flagship, didn't realize it didn't see camo. Sorry

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a bunch of mistakes on our part compounded into a massive frickup, if you're willing we could try again or do another map

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna go to sleep now

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glue drones and glussy

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monke sexo

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quarry - CHIMPS
    SAGOBA

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    CT, do you keep relics when they expire if no one else takes the tile? Or do you have to capture it again?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the relic's rate degrades you still get to keep it, though you do lose it once the tile goes neutral

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah that's what I thought, just making sure, cheers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the relic's rate degrades you still get to keep it, though you do lose it once the tile goes neutral

      When you capture a relic tile, you acquire the relic of that tile.
      When the score degrades, even if the tile does not contribute points, you still keep the relic.
      When the score degrades so much that the tile goes neutral you still keep the relic.
      The only way to lose a relic is if another team captures it over you. So if it is in a secure place, don't bother recapturing just because it might go neutral.

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This co-op challenge is impossible

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're doing it with randos it is, post a code.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >queue into coop
      >lose
      >let team leave
      >do it solo
      only way I could do it. finished it off with a glaive lord. putting a boomerang in the bottom right corner of the primary square that is second from the right works, going for 200 -> 320 -> 420
      then having a sniper bottom square, 024 or something. and also a 240 spike helps once the square opens up. then just save for glaive

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >R95

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i refuse to use any heros that require me to do more than just place them down and use an ability or two
    i want to frick the clown

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      would you kiss a clown?
      would you *really* though? like, really really?

      I drew this alien brickell

      that's really cute

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        would kiss monkey
        But I would kiss Adora

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        very cute

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        really cute, are you still taking requests?

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    SAVTLL
    Cornfield
    CHIMPS

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like horny is back on the table

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      prove it

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      frickable prostitute bawd monkey

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is it doing that

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never knew that Signal Flare's decamo attack has a bigger radius than its main explosion. Also, why the frick do non-camo bloons take up the decamo's pierce? Same shit with Shimmer

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monkeys are bawds

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    alright lads, just got this, any tips for a new guy?? last time i played bloons it wasnt even a TD

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play maps you haven't beaten yet for money
      Get Mo' Monkey Money knowledge in the Magic category
      Buy Sauda to make early games on most maps a walk in the park

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks Anon. Is Psi any good? I kinda dig infinite range

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          From my experience he takes a while to get going, but he's pretty decent when he does. Note that even while he does have infinite range, his Lv3 ability triggers around him, so mind the placements

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    boss in two min
    get ready bois

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No Paragons aside, what the frick are those tower restrictions

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        forgot pic
        >can't even get a VTSG
        this is going to be an interesting one

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Paragons limit of 4
    >no 5,5,5 towers
    are they taking the piss?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      limit of 4
      I think that's just the default setting. Pretty sure I've seen it on CT tiles where you don't even have any towers with a Paragon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now I'm wondering if some madman ever managed to make a paragon in CT

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man that was piss easy, it never made it to the middle of the track even once
    Hopefully elite will be an actual challenge

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      a bit late but I'm here to inform everyone that elite was piss easy as well

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >temple + sav spam
        I'm not looking forward to this one

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alright, I think it's time I start doing elite bosses as well as normal ones

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it was stupid easy, didn't even need a guide this time, the hardest part was the tier 5 but that's only because of how long it takes to pop with just temples and avatars.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can't see the whole screen to see if you got all of them but if lacking damage in those high tiers there's always the debuff trifecta to help
          x5x glue, 5xx sniper and 5xx ice

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not the anon from

            a bit late but I'm here to inform everyone that elite was piss easy as well

            , but in my run Bloonarius reached like halfway across the map even with all of these + ultraboosted super mines and temples and a billion savatars, still wasn't hard or anything, just boring.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i lose 3 times at round 42
        someones not poopin bloons
        the bloonarius send lots of ceramics

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Get a handful of jungle's bounty druids, like 4 or 5 at least, and place them around your farms, even without crosspaths they'll pop all the ceramic spawns and you'll get a ton of cash from using their abilities.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            thanks, that worked

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just being comfy in contested territories, sticking to my own side
    >overnight the first place comes in & takes a lot of our tiles
    >take them back & take over additional tiles from them
    >they try taking them back but fail

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never looked at these game mode before but now these threads make me want to play it

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I slept too much

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Buy bloons
    >Its full of pay2play, pay2win mechanics
    >Unbuy bloons
    pass

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >beating Bloonis with Brick and Sauda

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna get myself a boat paragon

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this thread is dying

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's saturday morning dude, most of the lads are just sleeping, stop being such a gay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop being one to me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      such is the fate of unsafe horny on Ganker

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any way to fit 5 boats in the winter park fountain?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can fit 4 boats and a sub, but I'm not sure a 5th boat can be placed.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a shame, thanks for testing it out anon.

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wish there was more monkey yuri fanart.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish there was more monkey feetholding art

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    coop?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!??!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course
      Sulfur Springs - ABR
      SBSVYA

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the appeal of Tower Defense games and why is this one in particular constantly in the catalog?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a constantly updated and cared for game that's genuinely fun and has cute characters, not much else to say, just play the game and you'll see

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Easy to get into, you can be as casual or autistic as you like
      Can play a short map for 5 minutes or go full sperg mode and play for hours, syncs progress on mobile too if you own both
      Co-op if you like that, it's just a well crafted game

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    gg lad

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buy ninja
    >buy alchemist
    >win
    great game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      try playing anything that isn't cubism and logs anon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buy sauda
      >buy apache prime
      >win
      Simple as

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, why did you lie to me?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        expert maps are a meme and don't count

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just place down more ninjas and alchs then, it's that simple

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          place bets on how far this setup can go
          I'll say hmmmmm
          38

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well you're in bad luck, because it managed to pop all the rounds up to 59 with ease, only dying to the camo leads.

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    gonna dump something a friend made here

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't know this guy loves feet

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the friend doesn't use these threads lol

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          tell them what their opinion on Sauda X Geraldo is

  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't manage to do better... forever a 25%'er

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not even top 75%, you're fine man

  88. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    starting to think i might be too stupid for boss events
    farming filters me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking hate super heavy farming
      I feel like paragons are too expensive because you just need to farm so fricking much to afford them in normal games

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well you're in luck, this boss bans all paragons and most T5s

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean I looked at how many fricking temples people had and that didn't seem too fun either
          Plus sniper farming is probably the worst farming of all to do imo

          I just wish paragons were easier to get in normal games without spending several hundred thousand on farms
          Iirc my Quincy figure was only 85k or so in wave 98

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >sniper farming is probably the worst
            They just updated it so all T4 druid and sniper abilities go off together when you activate one

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Iirc my Quincy figure was only 85k or so in wave 98
            That's because you placed Geraldo in round 9. Had you placed him round 1 the figure would sell for double that amount.
            https://blackeyefly.github.io/#/actionfigure

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's mostly irrelevant though, it's impossible to get Geraldo and the figure on round 1 without cashdrops or something of the like

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't need to get the figure itself on round 1, what matters the round where geraldo gets the figure in his shop (at level 2). You can place him round 1, place the figure at round 10 when it costs around 1.5k and still get those benefits.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was on impoppable, I got sub and free dart monkey to not die
              Out of curiosity when would I have been able to afford the figure, assuming monkey knowledge for insta level 3, if I went geraldo +free on the earliest round (I think 6 on impoppable?)

              >sniper farming is probably the worst
              They just updated it so all T4 druid and sniper abilities go off together when you activate one

              BASED

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah if it is impoppable that makes things worse just because the first round is 6, and you also can't afford to leak. Was talking from the perspective of a boss event sorry.
                Not sure when you'd be able to afford, easiest would be to test yourself.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I got distracted and forgot to try this, in your hypothetical the earliest you can afford the figure is right before finishing round 13. Not something that you can do besides on very easy maps.

  89. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cracked - Half-Cash
    SCUVRU
    I'm so close to getting all the hard co-op medals on this map

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do I go for PoD or pirate lord?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        pirate lord is usually a pretty easy win on hard since he basically handles all remaining moabs and deletes the zomg, he just needs some support to deal with the ceramics

  90. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leaked glue paragon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry I know some people like it and I don't want to be mean but this shit actually disgusts me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fair enough

  91. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    GG lad
    Now ABR is the only medal remaining.
    Speaking of which
    SCWSGT
    Cracked - Alternate Bloon Rounds

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not found
      fug

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry, I'll do another game after this one ends

  92. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick is there a swastika

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      All things considered I'm surprised this is the first one I've seen in co-op

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a real co-op game unless it's got a swastika

  93. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP ADDING TO THE SWASTIKA BUILD SOME DEFENSE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Womp womp

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      EVERYONE BUILD SOME ENGINEERS TO FOAM THE NEAREST HERO

  94. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    P4 can you leave? Your internet is slowing everyone down

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop bullying p4

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're player 4 aren't you

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          no i'm p1

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Impossible, I'm p1...

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              are you me?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No way, you're literally me...

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Brother...

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Real

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I, too, enjoy a good slideshow

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHUT THE FRICK UP AND LET ME PLAY YOU FRICKING DIRT FILLED BUCKET

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie really said dirt filled bucket

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          IF YOU DIDN'T INSULT ME, NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE EVER HAPPENED

  95. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    p4....

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man literally only exists as a lag machine

  96. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fps literally quadrupled

  97. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gets disconnected
    >dramatic fps increase
    lol
    don't join the next game, we don't want you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      RUDE >:[

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol it's the truth, the other anons can attest

        Will all due respect P4, you really should fix your connection. I know I live in a backwater shithole, but even my internet is fine

        I think R140 is a good place to call it

        Sure, after this match do you wanna do the boss event or another regular game?

  98. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah i'm thinking its gamer time

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Believe it or not, peak co-op performance
      How long do you guys wanna go on this match?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Will all due respect P4, you really should fix your connection. I know I live in a backwater shithole, but even my internet is fine

        I think R140 is a good place to call it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's not my fault I use BTD6 on mobile

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >mobile

            Lol it's the truth, the other anons can attest
            [...]
            Sure, after this match do you wanna do the boss event or another regular game?

            I was thinking about the boss, although I didn't do it solo yet so I'm even less ready than usual

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you guys are doing the boss I'd like to join if there's still a spot

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you want I could wait a bit for you to do it solo first, though it's a very very easy boss, easy enough that I think we might be able to do the elite version later

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's alright, I think the added chaos will be funny

  99. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  100. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't use turrets that need micromanagement, thanks for letting me know though.

  101. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something tells me this player might, just maybe, be using Double Cash

  102. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alrighty, gg.
    All ready for the co-op boss event?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yus

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      GG
      So if we're spamming temples, remind me what sacrifices I should go for? Military, Magic, Support?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Primary, Support and Magic, emphasis on support because of the extra cash generation

        SCSMWS
        Winter Park - Bloonarius
        Mobilegays need not apply, this is serious monkey business

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        For a VTSG, usually you want your T4 temple to be primary, magic and support.
        But if stopping at T4, honestly I don't know what's better. I'd say at the very least support for sure.

  103. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also because this is coop, we each can place 5 farms. We're not limited to a total of 5 farms. Not saying we should use all of them, just mentioning we can.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do we still druid farm or do we just do it like a normal event?
      Also, sell the figure on round 30 for the early game boost yeah?

  104. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    having fun with your co-op games

  105. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't think about the engi trap or I wouldn't have put Ezili so close to the entrance woops

  106. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    SELL THE DRUID YOU FRICKING moron

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      we'll lose from his ceramic spawn but ok

  107. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >selling the mad
    Not like we were going to place well anyways but lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Selling the boss tower after it dies is muscle memory to me, sorry about it lol

  108. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized there's no sub, can't even place an energizer

  109. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's go gamers
    Think we could handle the elite boss?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeee

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only one way to find out
      Is the hero line-up alright, or should I switch my Ben out for something else?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think it will matter, do as you think feels right

  110. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    SCEBMB
    Winter Park - Elite Bloonarius
    Once again, mobilegays need not apply

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Btw, P2, want me to add you back to the CT team after we finish this?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll ask when I have actual time to dedicate to CT if there's a spot then, but thanks

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry about not being able to play every day, we have slots occupied by members who haven't played at all in this or the past event, it wouldn't be a big deal to open one of them up

  111. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    *farts*

  112. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    P1 I know this is a tough thing to ask, but can you remove your free monkey from the bottom left?

  113. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get yourselves some ultraboosts, we need to make the most out of the rejuv potions

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can only use UB 3 times per round btw

  114. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being able to see, couldn't be me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  115. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    gg gamers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being able to see, couldn't be me

      gg

  116. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yooo we're 3rd place in the elite leadearboard, we're in the big leagues now boys

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My sole contribution was placing down Benjamin, but good game regardless
      Also top 3 for elite co-op, check 'em

      Elite 4p is very underplayed, I think we could place last and still get the top 50 medal by the time it finishes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll take the free medal then

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah we are last, there's only 3 teams lol
        And also, what the frick? Is this a real score? How did they do it?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's usually a bunch of cheaters but if that dude has those medals I assume it's legit. No idea about the strat, I'll imagine it contains bottom path druid spam but no idea. 1p Normal is 110k or so, and most of that comes from a permabrew

  117. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My sole contribution was placing down Benjamin, but good game regardless
    Also top 3 for elite co-op, check 'em

  118. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    coop?!?!?!?!?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure. Post a lobby code, and I'll play with you.
      I don't really want to be P1.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lotus Island - SSGYKA

  119. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  120. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dartling gunner go Brrrrrr

  121. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the new battles update is bretty sick

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw the mention of grouped bloons being a thing but didn't know it could get so ridiculous nice

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It can actually lag out the game, if you send the hyperdense regen leads
        if they regen farm at all the frames drop significantly, which is funny.
        games don't go as late anymore which is nice because last patch the ninja-alch meta meant EVERY SINGLE MATCH just dragged on and on

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm glad to know ninjalch remains busted in every bloons game no matter how different its meta and gameplay are lol.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It just makes sense
            >ninja shoots a lot of low damage projectiles very quickly
            >alch buffs each individual projectile with flat damage
            Plus native camo detection so your third slot is freed up for utility. Hence Heli for life regen and farming, as well as shuffling around Permabrew lategame. Honestly, he could have defended much much better if he sold his heli farms instead of greeding during an all-out rush. Master Bomber would have been pretty incredible there
            On the bright side, Ace (my favorite tower) is now a much more prevalent tower since middle path counters hyperdense rushes

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Could he seriously have survived that fortified moab rush? I've only ever played BTD6 so I can't judge, but that looked like certain death to me.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe. IF he got up a master bomber and boosted it with a few shinobis, +tower boost, +having a less useless hero than Obyn for his loadout, it's very likely, just because of Master Bomber's stun stalling out all the moabs near the center.
                Then, since I had nothing left, he could have just countered with a ton of DDTs and killed me.
                Basically what I'm saying is don't greed during all-outs.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              NTA but you should also know that battles is also a bit different under the hood
              MOABs in general have less HP than in 6

  122. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Relentless Glue was meant to override other glues but it turns out I'm wrong

    Too bad I can't tell Player 1 it's all his goddamn fault we lost on Round 95 of CHIMPS because he thinks he's contributing with a Bloon Liquifier right by the entrance

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is graph is 3 over years old man, it's from the same update where boss bloons were added, surely it can't be accurate still.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not like the wiki is perfect but it's the most current version of that in there, idk

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What crosspath did you have? I'm trying a 500 solver that comes earlier and a 004 relentless right after and the relentless is able to hit the ZOMG over the solver. But when the solver expires it does not hit the bloon again.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nvm tried myself, I guess you had a 204 relentless? That one gets fricked by a liquifier/solver. If it had been a 024 (which you should have been using anyways) it would have overridden the liqifuier.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you know, in battles 2, you can just stack all the glues.

  123. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just know she's an absolute freak

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what do her lips taste like

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          dried cum

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            my cum, specifically

  124. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    let's get a game going

  125. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm proud of all of you monkechads, this comeback is extremely impressive considering how bad our situation was.

  126. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      primal musky breeding sex with gwen after a long hard day fighting off the bloon menace

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Real as frick for that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The bloons did literally nothing wrong

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        hey buddy I think you got the wrong thread
        homosexual thread is 2 boards down

  127. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Four Circles - Impoppable

    SSTAMF

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The map split...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Four Circles - Impoppable

        SSTAMF

        leave the split

  128. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    we're gaming
    its called we're gaming

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHY?!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        GAMERS RISE UP

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I noticed something peculiar about my monkey farmers. The top monkey in the middle section was the one collecting my banana, but he was out of range. The bottom right monkey on the pontoon was the only one in range and should've been collecting my banana. Odd....

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need that old image of the people dressed up as mustard containers or whatever and giving someone a condiment facial and I can't fricking find it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, but with bananas. This is what's been happening to her all game.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, but with bananas. This is what's been happening to her all game.

      Drawgays please, we need visual aid to fully comprehend the situation.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can't stop him

  129. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    when will this thread archive

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      when the work is done

  130. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Military Temple
    is this a new meme or did they change something I didn't see

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you sacrifice support on both tier 4 and tier 5 the buff is the same, but if you sacrifice military on tiers 4 and 5 the spectres and other shit are stronger, at least I remember reading about it being like that

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        well I sure as shit am not going to go wikidiving at this time of night to figure it out so

        okay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you're making a TSG you go for military first on the sun temple

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If making a TSG or VTSG you skip military for T4.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you're making a TSG you go for military first on the sun temple

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Magic and Support are must haves if you're going for a max sacrifices temple. So the question is between military and primary imo, and I think primary is better.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Military is better if your Sun Temple is by itself, Support is better if you place other towers because the buff it gives to other towers is stronger than military sacrifice

  131. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I accidentally heard of Lollipop Chainsaw because of some video with an anthropomorphic wolf girl talking about making babies with a decapitated cat head
    the artist who made that animation also draws shortstacks with dumptruck asses

  132. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait does VTSG eat every Super T5 on the map or what

    'Cause those homies the only things we got defending worth a damn

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It only eats the tier 5 supes of the player who made the VTSG, even if it did everything we'd still be fine because we got supermines

  133. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can sacrifice other players towers, up to VTSG itself, with temple
    >can't sacrifice other players T5 Supers with VTSG

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, you can still sacrifice them if they're in range, it's just that they don't get sucked up by the VTSG since it's technically-not-a-paragon even though it basically is

  134. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what will he do with such terrible power

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's the chosen one, blessed by both good and evil.

  135. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eats your rush

  136. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait shit now I can't sacrifice the vtsg on round 200 for the meme

  137. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    gg

  138. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ct b team are we at risk of choking top 25 again? I don't have much more time to play this week bc I'm out of town but I will play on my phone if I have to

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      As long as you guys have >1000 point growth you should be fine, just make sure to capture any rate expired banners

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        we had ~1200 last time I looked so hopefully we'll be okay

  139. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous


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    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      NO I DONT WANT TO GET HORNY FROM THE MONKEY
      NOOO WHY DOES PANTY FLASHES GET MY DICK HARD

  140. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  141. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please take notice of my godlike defence
    Didn't even need the spike pile

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have zero idea what's going on in any of these moving images

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's BLOONS bro if the round rubbed things get to the end i fricking lose

        I've played Battles 1 so I can sorta assume what's happening. Man, Moabs have way less HP in this game than in 6, huh

        That and the Specter just got its dart damage doubled on accout of it was previously useless

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've played Battles 1 so I can sorta assume what's happening. Man, Moabs have way less HP in this game than in 6, huh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Specter is such a satisfying upgrade to watch. I'm glad it's getting love in the recent patches for both 6 and B2

  142. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    monke sexo (boys only)

  143. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I gotta ask does a single one of you guys play battles 2? If you haven't tried it I really do recommend it. One of the games I can confidently say has gotten better and better with time.
    Crafting a fun synergistic loadout and learning to play it is rewarding

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Call me when they bring back Card Battles

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        bring back? did they have card battles before?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          In Battles 1 they did, yeah

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The hell is a card battle? In most games I play I usually don't touch gimmick gamemodes

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Card battle was an optional mode where instead of picking 3/4 towers, you make a deck of 15 cards. Each card is either a monkey/bloon card, or a power card. Playing the monkey/bloon card on your side placed the monkey, and playing it on the opponent's side sent the bloon rush. This way each card serves a dual purpose, and there's a lot of skill involved with keeping track of what's in the enemy's deck and hand

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ohh, I see. Deck building is neat, though I'm not the biggest fan of the random aspect of deck builders. Still like em, though. I wonder if that'll ever make a return

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like how the better version of heroes is locked behind a lot of grinding.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree wholeheartedly but
        >better
        Is kind of a misnomer here. They're not better, just different. Like Ocean Obyn buffs all magic monkeys instead of just druids, and in exchange his abilities are even shittier. Cyber Quincy is literally identical except his explosive arrows are plasma instead. I don't even know what Scientist Gwendolin does because v the regular one is perma-toptier

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          All I know is that by the time I unlocked Snow Fusty they nerfed the strategy he was involved in and then Sentai was the new meta and I just said frick it and kept using regular Quincy forever.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Snow fusty stocks are up this last update, though he's a little buggy with Icicles so maybe wait for a hot fix.
            These days strats are very map dependent, and you can get away with using most heros of you build right.

  144. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goddammit, does anyone know where the Rounding Up relic on the CT map is? Either that or Box of Chocolates

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wiki should have it all mapped

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >opposite end of the map
        welp, guess I'll pray that Box of Chocolates buys me enough lives

  145. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why can't any other td game compete?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A fair amount of TD games I've played are more like puzzle games, while Bloons is a lot more open-ended. Not to mention the sheer amount of choice you have between all the towers and upgrades, especially in BTD6

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most TD games have health bars to defeat an enemy. Bloons is a little different where popping one bloon is just one layer, or more depending on upgrades and tower type.
      Personally I think this novelty was helpful in making sure NinjaKiwi would not give up on their little TD game, and continue producing Bloons games. As for why no other TD game can compete, well, they must've just stopped trying. And now nothing nowadays will hold any legacy value.
      Monke are also just very cute.

  146. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    very cute monkey

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a total kiwi weeaboo

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