>both Takeda and Hojo declare war. >first, main Takeda army attacks my strongest army stationed in the fortress

>both Takeda and Hojo declare war
>first, main Takeda army attacks my strongest army stationed in the fortress
>Shingen himself climbs the wall and dies
>then Hojo Ujiyasu does absolutely the same and dies too
What were they thinking?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    AI is not a strong point in this game. Still fun though.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I left out the "fun" part on purpose, because they kept spamming full stack armies from all sides after that, making me ragequit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What were they thinking?
        They were thinking they'd just slam stacks into you knowing that you'd sit there like a b***h and stagnate until you quit the game a few turns later, as you answered here
        Make fun of the AI if you want, but they beat you by doing nothing more than discouraging you from walking outside.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          truly they've mastered the art of war

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not complaining, but AI cheat army spam is not some made up shit. I wasn't able to move forward because of constant rebellion threat even after solving the food shortage.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >constant threat
            you arent lowering your honor constantly by looting these places you take, I hope

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, I peacefully occupied all castles in this campaign. Only when someone betrays me I burn and rape them.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They won by spawning armies out of thin air, such tactics, much strategy, wow.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What were they thinking?
    YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably something like
    >watashi nano echi hara
    >gomen no boku daijobu
    >tenno heika to fudashi

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    to die in glorious battle

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first unit you can build BTFOs every single other unit in the game
    Stupid game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only work against AI

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >noooooooooooo where are my elite legionary no ashigaru wa teppo pretorian cohort bodyguard spearmanni

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you mean yari ashigaru? They can be countered pretty easily

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      dumb frogposter

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      People who complaining about yari wall are the most brain dead people on the planet. If you charge head first into a wall of guys in formation all poking spears at you you absolutely deserve to get slaughtered. Its the absolute easiest thing to counter as well you can attack them from behind, use range attacks, isolate units in yari wall and pick them off. Yari being good at all stages of the game is what makes shogun so fricking good.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    JUSTO FUKKU MY SHITTO UPPU

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >82% chance to assassinate
    >slips on banana peel, get's caught and executed

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's max level ninja gets converted by a level 1 monk episode

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw enligthened max level monk gets converted by newly recuited monk
        deep fr

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play Nobunaga Awakening instead.
    It's almost a good game.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you fix mangonels? It's funny to see all the little men scatter when they land but 90% of the time they dont

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How do you fix mangonels?
      By using better units

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not a lot of units let you crater the land

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shimabara_Rebellion

    What was the Dutch's problem? They bombarded their fellow Christians.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably didn't receive the tikkie

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the eternal protestant

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    hojo dont usually declare war, you fricked up. taking a 2 front war.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were allied with Takeda and Takeda declared war out of nowhere.
      >dont usually declare war
      No such thing in this game

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    not related to TW but
    >play Stellaris
    >picks Machine nation
    >playing and chill for about 30 in-game years
    >suddenly the AI empire which are literally some paladin larper shitheads declares war on me with the intention of making me their vassal
    >ok thinks i am gonna defend well
    >tfw they send some OP as frick ships and defeat me within 5 years
    I admit i didn't spend much on the army because i was feeling safe, a mistake and a lesson was learned.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off paradrone

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron i also play Shogun II i just thought since it is also a strategy game it won't be a problem

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's like cavalry
    >but on foot
    why not jus use katana/yari cavalry?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      shock troops that don't need horses and don't get slaughtered by spears. also still good in melee

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >charges straight into yari/naginata infantry and wins
      >why not use cavalry instead?

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i heard shogun2 is most polished old school TW game but im not a big fan of samurai bs and asian history, whats the best TW game which focuses on west part of the history?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Medieval II
      Napoleon Total War
      Rome Total War

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >15+ year old games
        grim

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          they look kind of shit graphically but are still pretty good

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You should have a nice day if that's an unsurmountable issue.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you seem to have meltdown over nothing, Black person

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just saying, no need to get angry

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                nowhere did i say its an issue you illiterate clown

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Attila, but it filters casuals, and was under the shadow of rome 2 cursed release, so most of the fanbase hates it

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    AI was always shit in these games, what were you expecting?

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play game
    >capture provinces, trade and improve relations
    >have fun
    >REALM DIVIDE
    >everyone fricking hates me, even my allies and vassals are starting shit with me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      During that era they betrayed each other left and right, sold each other out for money and concubines and yet talked about honor all the time. It was a comedy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >install diplomacy mod that makes it less likely your allies betray you
      wew

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