So you're just gambling on the chance that I might only be average instead of small? What if I said I only had 2 inches at max erection? You don't know me.
If that’s the case you probably have an issue that can be corrected with surgery.
Anything in the 3 to 4 inch range is just bad luck, but you can compensate with a fun personality or money.
Mickey Rooney had a micro everything and still pulled some of the hottest b***hes in the history of Hollywood.
He was always broke too.
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Anonymous
There is no magic surgery, if there was everybody would be getting it.
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Anonymous
Everybody always thinks it's just about being able to get girls to sleep with you but there are other problems besides that. Penis size affects your ability to enjoy sex too. Even if every girl on the planet was begging to frick you, it would still suck.
Dunno what to tell you bud. I don't think I've ever precisely measured it with a ruler but sometimes I'm jacking it I'll compare my phone's length (6.2 inches) and it's longer than that so
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Anonymous
imagine lying on the internet
1 week ago
Anonymous
Why would I lie about my dick size on an anonymous forum
1 week ago
Anonymous
NTA but having a dick above 6 inches isn't rare and isn't a privilege.
t. have 7 inches dick but is virgin
1 week ago
Anonymous
I mean yours is probably pretty small too.
1 week ago
Anonymous
7 inches is not uncommon.
1 week ago
Anonymous
NTA but having a dick above 6 inches isn't rare and isn't a privilege.
t. have 7 inches dick but is virgin
Idk, Google Said It is
1 week ago
Anonymous
It's above average but it's not that rare. Probably 20% of men have one that big. They get a lot rarer after that though.
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Anonymous
It's more annoying than anything. If you get a random boner it bends across your entire underwear
My dick got bigger after my 30's, but it doesn't matter because I don't know how to talk to people. Being charismatic/extroverted is more important really
One guy complains about having a small dick
Another guy asks what he means by small
He says it's 2 inches, other guy responds his is 7
They argue about whether haven't a 7 inch dick is improbable, when it's actually not that rare
Modern artist have absolutely no understanding of body proportions. People don't like skinny girls anymore, so a lot of art tends to exaggerate the "thiccness" of the girl. When the girl is already pretty big, this looks completely moronic. You see it a lot with Midna too, they usually DOUBLE OR TRIPLE the size of her (already pretty big) lower half.
because I look like her after hrt 😮
No you dont and won't.
Gonzarez has terrible anatomy
have you played the game?
Coomers don’t play video games.
Men like fat dumptrucks.
Because the first of those two games had her in workout pants
And the second one put her in a dress and she had a HUGE ass for some reason
ZAMN
the internet collectively coomed over this one shot, and now botw zelda is the 'ass zelda'
>one shot
They continually focused the camera on her butt in cut scenes. They knew what they were doing.
sexxxooooooo
Sigh... having a small penis sucks
Define small
Why?
Because you probably think anything under 6 inches is small
So you're just gambling on the chance that I might only be average instead of small? What if I said I only had 2 inches at max erection? You don't know me.
Ok yes then that would suck. Mine is like 7 inches max erection.
Kek you wish buddy
Bullshit. Post it then, no homo.
If that’s the case you probably have an issue that can be corrected with surgery.
Anything in the 3 to 4 inch range is just bad luck, but you can compensate with a fun personality or money.
Mickey Rooney had a micro everything and still pulled some of the hottest b***hes in the history of Hollywood.
He was always broke too.
There is no magic surgery, if there was everybody would be getting it.
Everybody always thinks it's just about being able to get girls to sleep with you but there are other problems besides that. Penis size affects your ability to enjoy sex too. Even if every girl on the planet was begging to frick you, it would still suck.
Is 4 inches small?
Yes.
Dunno what to tell you bud. I don't think I've ever precisely measured it with a ruler but sometimes I'm jacking it I'll compare my phone's length (6.2 inches) and it's longer than that so
imagine lying on the internet
Why would I lie about my dick size on an anonymous forum
NTA but having a dick above 6 inches isn't rare and isn't a privilege.
t. have 7 inches dick but is virgin
I mean yours is probably pretty small too.
7 inches is not uncommon.
Idk, Google Said It is
It's above average but it's not that rare. Probably 20% of men have one that big. They get a lot rarer after that though.
It's more annoying than anything. If you get a random boner it bends across your entire underwear
Have you tried gas station dick pills yet?
My dick got bigger after my 30's, but it doesn't matter because I don't know how to talk to people. Being charismatic/extroverted is more important really
Women don't see your dick size until after they're willing to frick you so yes
There is only one Zelda who legitimately has a dump truck.
If a woman has no breasts she better have ass
It makes the NTR even better
>dumptruck
What kind of gay lingo is that? She has a normal healthy behind.
NETORARE NETORARE NETORARE
ZELDA NETORARE
LINK GET KEKED
STOLEN STOLEN STOLEN FOREVER
>anons talking about their dicks
>not talking about Zelda's ass
Dicks are more important than used gerudo goods
my willy goes in her bum
There's not much to talk about regarding it
Actual homosexual detected
I'm bisexual and even I don't get it.
One guy complains about having a small dick
Another guy asks what he means by small
He says it's 2 inches, other guy responds his is 7
They argue about whether haven't a 7 inch dick is improbable, when it's actually not that rare
Nobody said it was improbable or rare. Many men have dicks like that. They just aren't in this thread.
>He doesn't know about big dick autists
lol
You have to win a woman over BEFORE you get to use your monster dick.
I know about them anon. That's not what we're talking about.
Post a good Zelder
Sybb thread
No, sybb always spams the same images and talks differently
Sybb posts "flabby vs firm" and Samus comparisons, over and over.
India threads
Shittiest and most overrated bong b***h
This artist is very popular but his knowledge of anatomy is non existent
This is legit the first time I have seen a picture that made me go "hips too wide" unironically.
Homosexual behavior.
It's all about the proportion. Would take an actual fat girl over this Nicki Minaj shit
Modern artist have absolutely no understanding of body proportions. People don't like skinny girls anymore, so a lot of art tends to exaggerate the "thiccness" of the girl. When the girl is already pretty big, this looks completely moronic. You see it a lot with Midna too, they usually DOUBLE OR TRIPLE the size of her (already pretty big) lower half.
Surprised ZelinkOP/Cado isn’t here yet
My wives
She looks like she fricks hylian men
Also frick Maron/Pura posters
Because people talk about her having a nice ass and a lot of disgusting morons think that means disgustingly fat, for some reason.
Even if they were literally tight yoga pants/spandex (which they're clearly not) that would not be how it looks.
CUTE couple