Challenge: Choose ONE (1) weapon (either primary or secondary) from TF2 to wipe off the face of the earth.

Challenge: Choose ONE (1) weapon (either primary or secondary) from TF2 to wipe off the face of the earth. IMPOSSIBLE MODE: No Spy weapons.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sniper rifle.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sniper Rifle

      sniper rifle is easy choice

      easy

      stock sniper rifle.

      >snipers start using the bazaar bargain

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >poor charge up time
        >only rewards HS

        The good ones will. The shitters will move to the Machina.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you only need to headshot 2 guys to get to stock rate

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're asking a lot from pedro_martinez2006 and the other 3 snipers on your team.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    crossbow

    the number of times I've died because morons try to heal me with the crossbow and miss while I'm standing next to them. this weapon actively makes medic players worse

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Backburner

      Can't take crossbow out of the game without buffing something else because all of the other medic weapons suck fat dick and it's not even close.

      The entire game. Tf2 was zoomercore before zoomers were a thing. Anyone still playing this fotm needs to anhero

      >flavor of the month
      >this old of a game
      Good bait made me repsond.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The entire game. Tf2 was zoomercore before zoomers were a thing. Anyone still playing this fotm needs to anhero

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats not a weapon dumbass

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's bait.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    direct hit

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Short Circuit. Wrangler is AIDS too but at least there's some vague hope that the office plant might fall on someone's keyboard and lower the amount of shield health it gives. Engineer deleting rockets and pipes on his own makes no sense.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      His buildings get one-shot destroyed by even non-crit stickies and wienerets, he needs some sort of defense against them other than sacrificing himself by putting himself between the solider/demo and his buildings.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >His buildings get one-shot destroyed by even non-crit stickies and wienerets
        huh? Im pretty sure its 3 stickies and 3 rockets for a fully built level 3

        Rocket Launcher. You are all now respectable Original users

        rocket jumper version of the original never ever ;_;

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's two stickies for a level 3, but they have to be accurate.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >His buildings get one-shot destroyed by even non-crit stickies and wienerets
        have you ever played this game? that's not something that happens EVEN IF the soldier is using the direct hit or the demo is using the loch and load.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrangler already does that, besides why does Engie need a counter to his counters?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he needs some sort of defense against them other than sacrificing himself by putting himself between the solider/demo and his buildings
        That defense is his team, the sentry gun should be in a place where his teammates can pressure out Demos and Soldiers trying to break it. If the Engineer or his team failed in this, there's no reason he should be able to zap all explosives out of existence to protect his sentry singlehandedly.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Guess it's too bad the teams I play with are full of morons who would rather prioritize getting "sick frags" than support their engineer and keep an eye on their buildings.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >even non-crit stickies and wienerets
        buildings are immune to crits, dumbass

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    phlogistinator
    yeah sure it's not hard to counter if you're able to anticipate it but it's still not fun to have to deal with teamwipes appearing out of nowhere

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd say the Sharpened Volcano Fragment too but they actually updated this one and there's still zero reason to ever use it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surviving afterburn comes in handy. I don't really think any scout melee stands above the rest, but I enjoy sun-on-a-stick's defensive benefits.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    base jumper, only because it is aesthetically the most abominable-looking "weapon"
    looks like crap, sounds like, third person animations look like crap

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nerfed into oblivion
    >Worse than Pomson but people still equip it because it's hitscan
    Just let it die already.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Worse than the Pomson
      Nice over exaggeration you homosexual.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sniper Rifle

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Piss rifle, but any of those body shotting shits can go.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >People get mad if I head shot them and kill them
      >People get mad if I body shot them and don't kill them

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wrangler.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sniper rifle is easy choice

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If we're talking a singular weapon then probably the Baby Face's Blaster, just put it out of its misery. If we're talking an entire weapon slot I think it'd be interesting how removing the Wrench or Medigun would effect things.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      short circuit or any of the other "frick this one damage type in particular" weapons like the danger shield

      the BFB is still pretty ok though. probably 3rd place for scouts primary unlocks

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IMPOSSIBLE MODE: No Spy weapons.
    why would anyone want to nerf the weakest class in the game even harder?
    as for the actual weapon i'd remove, while it's not technically a weapon gunboats are a very easy choice for this type of question

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why would anyone want to nerf the weakest class in the game even harder?
      because people get pissy when they get stabbed every once in a while
      >gunboats are a very easy choice for this type of question
      why? just to balance soldier a bit more?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why? just to balance soldier a bit more?
        basically yeah, and it kind of massively overshadows soldiers other secondary options, at least in pubs. I hardly ever really see shotgun or banner soldiers anymore and it's really boring and gay cause banners are both fun to use and fun to play around, and anything that encourages you to play around your team is cool in my book.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats fair, I'd say its a bit more map and mode dependent but for the most part I take the gunboats unless im fricking around

          >banners are both fun to use and fun to play around, and anything that encourages you to play around your team is cool in my book.
          unrelated but i saw some anons a while back throwing around the idea of giving heavy the banners as well nad it seemed like a novel concept for teamplay

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    easy

    stock sniper rifle.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sniper rifle.

      bots and sniper mains just switch to the bazaar bargin and nothing changes. Meaningless removal.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nothing changes
        no, you dont get it
        it's not that it stays the same, it's that now things are actively worse

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't make anything worse or better. Even if you removed the bazaar and stock, they move on to the next sniper rifle. Nothing would change.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's worse because now they only have to wait 2 seconds to kill a full health heavy, making them even more oppressive

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think you're grasping at straws. I don't think things are better now because the whole Sniper population hasn't realized how powerful the bazaar is. Even if it's true that the bazaar is a straight upgrade to stock (not saying it is or not), it's marginally better. The same people who are annoyed about Sniper are slightly more annoyed, and the people who love Sniper still love him.
              If your aim is to make the game worse and people miserable, remove something people love and/or is irreplaceable like the sticky bomb launcher or the stock scattergun. That would piss people off. Two likely best in slot items for top tier classes with australiums are gone.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here's another item that'd piss people off the most: stock uber. If you remove that, the game sucks because a lot of it hinges on it. Medic pick offs aren't as valuable or fun because offense can't push though defense nearly as effectively anymore and engineer and defense are king.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >remove stock medigun
                >more useless medics jerking off the quick fix
                >more unkillable vacc pockets

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                good points. I actually can't think of a more effective removal of a weapon that'd ruin the game.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ban every primary but the Classic. Now it's fun.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    loose cannon easy. crossbow is a close second

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rocket Launcher. You are all now respectable Original users

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think they'd all just move to the Black wieners instead.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the vaccinator. I haven't played a ton against good vax players, but they can be annoying as shit.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i look like this, say these things, and go to these places

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    vACCINATOR

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rocket and Sticky Jumper

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remove this piece of trash and make the Crusader's Crossbow the Medic's default primary

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go frick yourself.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should definitely just make crossbow default, but they shouldn't remove the syringe gun.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back Scatter

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scorch Shot

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of them.

    Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    direct hit

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl f phlog
    >1 of 1 results
    ???

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's already the worst flamethrower.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any weapon is good when it's being pocketed.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        construction PDA?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure, I've seen vacc pockets on a camping engineer before.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not a weapon, it makes a weapon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not bad to play against assuming it's not a shit map and your team isn't moronic.
      But all weapons suck to play against if both those are true so...

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    None. Thats the whole fun of tf2.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dead Ringer
    >no spy
    Black Box

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one weapon (primary or secondary)
      >no spy
      >picks dead ringer

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Sandman out of pure spite for its nerf

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss the Sandman combo. A lot of competitive players and Youtubers kept complaining about how annoying it was despite the fact that was the whole point of the Scout and the fact that 75% of Sandman users miss the ball or would over estimate the stun duration.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beggar's Bazooka. Unfun to use and unfun to fight against. For the using part, the "hold and release" gimmick is moronic for a FPS, and the rocket spread is so vast its like you're playing an XCOM game. You could be 2 feet away and you'd still miss; the only humor you could possibly get out of it is by intentionally overcooking and suicide-bombing some perma-scoped sniper. For the fighting part, every braindead that uses it (like two people) just spams rockets because the weapon draws ammo from the reserve, meaning they can just keep shooting without reloading.
    And what good is a rocket launcher that's ammo starts at/is passively 0???

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He never pogo'd with beggars bazooka
      What a gay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beggars is such an odd weapon because it can be played in such a low skill way but its rocket jumping potential is amazing if you can learn how to use it right.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    just put it out of its misery

    honorary mention to the pomson and family business because I don't think I've ever seen a single person actually use it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, I cant hear you over me getting 5 kills in a row with the best weapon in gaming history

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    CONNIVER'S KUNTNAI

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flare gun. Combo pyro is fricking dead, get rid of it.

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