>champion SHOCKSLAYER would like to battle
>battle sprite has him wear sunglasses and a fricking cape, with 8bit x vs zero theme blasting in the background
>comes at you with spikes cloyster, skarmbliss, ttar, jolteon and some other broken mon
>mid fight he says shit like he never actively sought to become champion, and just picked the mons he liked the most
pretty much the highlight of this game in terms of humour
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Ok...
He's not wrong. SHOCKSLAYER PRESENTS is hilariously cringe.
not cringe enough compared to SQUEETZ PRESENTS
How much are you being paid per thread? Honestly?
hello shockslayer!
hello squeetz!
Is there a de-pozzed/de-self insert "muh friends as the elite four and me as champion autism" patch
I might actually play his shit hack if there is one
Just play Roaming Red or R.O.W.E
First one is barebone but does the job of open world Pokemon game.
Second one is more robust but also has some glitches here and there.
you can simulate the battles for each of the old e4 in-game and just pretend i guess
Why were not the ocs places there instead?
Since you can find them outside in random places anyways
One day when I get to learning how rom hacks work, I'll not only create the patch but restore the elite four. Not only that, I'll port the jail from Pokemon Prism and have all of the discord mods sent there for grooming children.
The itemless battle thing is shit also. Not that I need items, but it removes the opponent using items as well which does add to the challenge.
based
if i ever make a romhack the dev fight with me will be in a secret area and my theme music will be get a brian morans by fearofdark and my team will consist of
milotic
snorlax
wobbuffet
clefable
dragonite
murkrow
If I ever make a romhack the dev fight will be a random ambush in the postgame, and my theme music will be a bitcrushed "one winged angel"
My team will consist of 6 shuckles.
If I were to make a Romhack, I'd just go the Game Freak route and put myself in a standard house as an optional npc you can battle. No special music, no tryhard team, just my favorites.
If I were to make a Romhack, I'd insert a small part of myself into every gym leader and E4 member and give each of them one of my favorite mons as their ace.
If I was autistic to include myself in one of my projects I would probably be a random tourist in a bench and I would use something stupid like shuckle, steelix and wobuffet just to be annoying, no need to be perfect or have special music just a side distraction so the player keeps going with their game at their own place
If I made an hack, my self insert would be probably one of those fishermen with 6 Magikarps
I'd be some cloaked homeless freak in a cave. You get 100 rare candies each time you beat me.
I'd have 6 level 100 Blisseys who have no damaging moves.
i would be located in a random house, where upon walking in it's just a regular house with a woman and a kitchen and tables. upon talking to you she talks about how she loves her son but hasn't seen him in a couple weeks and that he's working on something really important
in the back of the house there's a staircase and when you go down it you have to use flash to light up the area and it's just a dark basement where i would be sitting in front of a computer
the room would be messy
idk if it would be funnier to have a team of shuckles and other shitmons or if it would be cooler to allude to "the only way he gets power or importance is by being the creator of this game" so when you enter battle it's just a hackmon with 255 in all stats
The OG Elite 4 are in the game too, they are in the Kanto Underground battle facility but there's so many boss NPCs that they're hard to encounter. They have new jobs now like Will is an Illusionist. Bruno is some homeless guy if I recall correctly. Why did Shockslayer and his friends drive out the E4? That's some nepotism right there.
Chug guy cut guy huffy guy!!!
@_#
Vigo job jog Joy jig
If i ever made a romhack I'd probably just make it a random route trainer using a few favorites, something that'd actually fit ingame
ahem
pokemon clover is better
SHOCKSLAYER PRESENTS....
Black folk
Technically not a lie.
I wonder if he's a homo
Why else would he like blackies so much?
some people just like colored fellas
made grin
I don't even really care that there's blacks in the game, but couldn't Shock Slayer have at least had the decency to make them not look like shit?
Why does the "Shockslayer presents" take up more space than the actual title of the game?
why do you think
Because he's a narcissist?
Any news on Quarantine Crystal?
devs moved to quarantine clover
based I wrote that
Based.
This game is only bearable to play if you stop playing after beating the 8th gym and don't talk to NPCs you don't recognize from the original game. Because the self-fellating by Shockslayer and friends is fricking unbearable and drag the game's quality down hard.
There's nothing as cringe as a hack author self inserting himself and his discord troon yes men in what is ostensibly supposed to be a vanilla++ experience.
I'm just extra fricking salty cause all the qol upgrades to the hack are overshadowed by the homosexual's narcissism.
The best part is he's been bashed so much for this homosexualry that he was basically forced to double down on it and will NEVER put the original characters back.
One of the best romhacks ever made, ruined by a huge smear of shit right at the end
If I ever stop fapping to e-girl I'll just steal his work and patch out the homosexualry and release it anonymously.
Based
So never
We are the dreamers, anon
>Pick up the hack because friend said its good
>Enjoying the game
>Ignored most of the OC junk because its optional
>Grinded my team up to lvl 40 for the elite four.
>"No items allowed during the elite 4 matches"
>whatever, pretty lame they're forcing this but guess its for difficulty.
>get stopped by some OC
>OMG EBIC SHINY STEELIX AND ALAZKA- wait why is his pokemon fricking lvl 60?
>game expects you to grind and play the other gym leaders before doing the elite four
>Just do fight some lame oc's
Legit killed all enjoyment. Nothing like having fun and using uncommon pokemon like electabuzz or snubble only to be told "oh our elite 4 members are using smogon sets, oops"
Eventually gym leaders start using legendaries too so you would have been forced to change your team anyways
Yeah it was a bizarre change of pace where you go from battling really strong gym leaders with legendaries to playing dudes with legit competitive sets. But being a Johto game I guess a difficulty curve that steep was on brand?
Fighting a gym leader with a legendary is way easier than fighting someone using actual gen 2 stall-war smogon sets
I legit just wanted a comfy time revisiting gen 2.
People meme about the level curve, its there and its annoying but its nothing a 20 minute grind session in victory road can't fix. The elite four isn't even that bad this gen.
And I would of been fine with the game going "oh hey we're going to start using comp sets" if it was after the elite four.
>And I would of been fine with the game going "oh hey we're going to start using comp sets" if it was after the elite four.
or if it was the norm, so the e4 wasn't such a shock
they don't really use smogon sets other than CHAMPION SHOCKSLAYER though, do they? I remember the other OCs having unevolved shit like omanyte and togepi (which were also ebic nicknamed shinies), which kills the enjoyment for the opposite reason
This is why self insert homosexualry doesn't work.
Is this a recent hack? I've seen it posted a ton on here lately and after starting a playthrough it's pretty good but leaves a lot to be desired.
It's been around for years but I guess some new update just dropped
Why does the battle facility in CC have illegal bullshit like Flamethrower Sunflora and Water Gun Tangela? Damn you Shockslayer Presents Shockslayer.com.
Damn squeetz presents poclo.net
>he didnt discover the move tutor
>Shockslayer tried to be as faithful to the original games as possible so the game is compatible with Stadium
>the battle facility has romhack tier bullshit like Night Shade Marowak
HACKslayer
A custom E4 isn't too bad if the characters actually fit the game.
But in the case of Crystal Clear, it's a bunch of very uninspired self-inserts that are hilariously out of place. Imagine the most stereotypical virgin autist self-insert. They're all overweight, long greasy hair and have cringy names like DOOM and Shockslayer.
A custom E4 is pretty bad if the idea is to make alterations to a vanilla game.
If it was a purely original hack with original gym leaders and an original story, there'd be no problem with an original E4.
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Cringe
>tfw have long hair, but I actually try to take care of it
A-am I becoming one of them?
The fact that their mons are all nicknamed and shiny is also pretty cringe.
Radical red had a better self insert fight. The creator soupercell, shows up out of nowhere before entering the indigo plateau. He has what seems to be a dragon gamer sprite. Soup has a Gigalith and 5 Shedninjas. As shitty as it sounds, at least it is clearly supposed to be a joke fight, and not some shitty OC S*Y fight.
>Trannical Red
Hi shocktroony
elaborate?
why is SHOCKSLAYER sama so cool, bros?
t. Shockslayer
t. squeetz
>can color all six team member
just this got me to play the game and have fun with it
>the virgin SHOCKSLAYER has his self-insert be the champion who gives a canned karengay speech
>the chad Camerupt has his self-insert be the leader of the literal reddit team who says this after being defeated