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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Volt Hammer. Basically I like to play as a huge fricking moron that crushes things.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    these are all gay

    I want to use a gun

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    fists cos there all ugly af

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You didn't beat the game

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Glacial Sword is already the second fastest weapon
    >Reduces the attack speed of enemies and prevents them from moving
    >Chill apparently doesn't fade
    Why would I choose anything else?
    Scythe as well because I love scythes

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    titan sword fast as frick good base damage and can parry and do extra damage plus give defense?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think that's the amount of attacks per second, anon...

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Titan Sword.
    Ignore damage.
    Near permanent active mitigation.
    Free huge damage that inherently increases base damage and attack speed.
    A permanent ability that isn't contingent on hit.

    BTFOs the competition. Scorch Axe #2 but a very distant one.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't the poison daggers far better in terms of DPS?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No mitigation and over time damage which means you WILL be getting hit for full damage.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Titan Sword doesn't require killing, and can be upgraded with a friend. Without knowing the setting I have to assume it is real life, so I can max that one out without getting shot in the head by some police sniper first.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hammer.
    I didnt look in at the stats.
    Grug not need number, only smash.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >single player
    Whatever fits the character I'm roleplaying. Axe or hammer for a barbarian, Glacial sword for a duelist/swashbuckler, Fangs for assassin sneaky type, Scythe for a dark knight/necromancer, Titan sword for a paladin or knight. All just for thematic reasons. Assuming the game isn't dogshit, it'll be doable by any possible class without railroaded minmax autism.
    >MMO
    Scythe or Hammer. Better yet, the uninstall button - defeats everything in the game instantly and forever.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick being careful, gimme that glacial sword. Fricking love ice/freeze shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      No mitigation and over time damage which means you WILL be getting hit for full damage.

      It depends on how defense works, but the poison will stack to 105 damage per second, while the burn will just be 20. If we combine with the actual damage from the weapons, it is 155 for the Venom Fangs and 120 from the Scorched Axe for one second, and 465 (VF) vs 460 (SA) for every three seconds. This is without considering how defense works.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Choose wisely /x/

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hermit's based as frick, but playing "I can fix her and then MAKE HER WORSE" with Temperance would be a sinful pleasure. But it's not a contest really, I'm picking Hermit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      easy,
      the empress, the hierophant, the lovers, temperance, or the sun

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hermit is a straight benefit, no denying it
      Devil is 'what's the difference?'-tier
      Fool is basic but I'd probably still take it because I don't need 'Very Good' things, I'm content with just 'Good' things occasionally

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the hanged man
      >these good things arrive chaotically and may be unwanted
      Then they aren't good things, stopped reading there. Stupid list.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uuuh. The Magician easy. You're literally God. It's The World without the drawback.
      The negative is barely that and can be completely reverted through the positive.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. occasionally has accidental negative thoughts like every human being

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can just think the opposite but that aside assuming you're aware of the positives and negatives of each you could use the positives power to erase the negative from existence.
          Magician is the best by far. You ARE God.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            so brainwash yourself into not being able to think negative thoughts? wow sounds fun to be your own mind-slave

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Never think negative things again
              >Also get super powers that rewrite reality to be as positive as your delusions
              This is supposed to be a bad thing?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                you know when you use cheat codes in a game and then get bored after like 15 minutes? yeah imagine that but for real life

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I will simply delude myself into not being bored

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                If only you could delude yourself out of being a homosexual, but I'm afraid Magician's not THAT strong.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No argument
                >Resorts to insults

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              No. Your thoughts become reality so just think that negative thoughts can no longer become reality and you permanently negate the negative. From there you just get to play god without worry of the negative

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                troll comics logic. thank god law of attraction isn't real otherwise we'd all be fricked

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Youd have to think of the negative thoughts that youd have to prevent yourself from thinking to prevent those thoughts from happening thereby dooming yourself.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                this
                anyone who doesnt understand this would be trapped

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The problem with Magician is that if you ever had the stray suicidal thought ever again, that's it. It's true. You're dead and your powers are wasted. Which would be a problem for, if I had to guess, at LEAST 70% of this board.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the empress
      gives man one the best pleasures he can get in his life, love is not that important if you can get attention and sex at any moment
      >the hierophant
      same as above, though no loveless penality
      >the lovers
      true love can also be very fulfilling, and in the end you don't need anything else
      >temperance
      menhera sex feels amazing
      >the sun
      you should be sleeping when sun is down anyways

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Star
      >"something of value" doesn't specify value contingent on the severity of the affliction/significance of the healing
      >heal impossible cases the world over and all the patient has to do is give me a dollar

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Magician and Justice sound pretty good.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hanged Man, The Star, or Death.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The World. Who needs human beings when I can just make another species of sentients?
      Alternatively, wheel of fortune. Everyone I become friends with always ends up having their time of fame, their place in the spotlight, their happy ending in their ivory tower, and then leaves me behind more and more over time. It'd be nice to trade places for once, remind them what the ground feels like.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        unless you're a xenofricker or something like that it'd be hard to feel human, since humanity ceases to exist and all that you create isn't human

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I simply create elves

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            too many humanoid features

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              It just says I can't create new human beings. As long as they aren't humans, it should be fine.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                boring, someone should rebalance that pic so that pseuds like you don't take the fun out of it

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you have the power to alter reality in any way imaginable
                >proceeds to alter reality in a way that is imaginable
                WOOOOOOOOOOOOW you can't just fricking do that dude!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not my fault that the power is easily exploitable. What's to stop me from creating a species of inhuman shape shifters that can shape shift to look human? Or create legions of humanoid robots?

                >you shouldn't be able to use your imagination for the power that lets you use your imagination any way you want

                i bet you min-max the fun out of every video game you play. if only you min-maxed irl maybe you'd get laid LOL

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >SEX IS ALL THAT MATTERS IN LIFE

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are not wrong

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's your biological goal, yes.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                who cares about biological needs

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                you do know what's the logical conclusion of that, right? see pic rel

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Black Guy
                >Electricity Powers
                Life imitates art.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                posts like this are why humanity aught to disappear and be replaced

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nooooo you can't enjoy finding optimal builds and exploring the entire system a game offers!
                I'm married, too.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not my fault that the power is easily exploitable. What's to stop me from creating a species of inhuman shape shifters that can shape shift to look human? Or create legions of humanoid robots?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing There my beloved

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's so great

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing There my beloved

                Not my fault that the power is easily exploitable. What's to stop me from creating a species of inhuman shape shifters that can shape shift to look human? Or create legions of humanoid robots?

                Who is she?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing There
                Aleph Abnormality from Project Moon's Lobotomy Corp

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you shouldn't be able to use your imagination for the power that lets you use your imagination any way you want

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I will become god and create a race of sentient catgirls and you will not stop me. Seethe harder, homosexual.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Something doesn't need to look like a human for me to sympathize with it. I'd honestly prefer it that way too. Aesthetically, there are a lot things about humans I don't like, but that's why I write books with my own species in them.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fox girls
          Bun girls
          Cat girls
          Mice girls
          Dog girls
          Androids

          This is always my choice. What good is a beautiful form devoid of being animated by a beautiful culture? My dream is to become immortal, frick off to a place of total isolation (like mars), and autistically, sleeplessly, create life and civilization from the ground up. Not in a controlled way, but writing the laws so it develops organically. I'd achieve this first through creating simulation tech over 1000s of years. Then I would probably get the itch to do it irl.

          That xkcd of the guy in the infinite desert with infinite rocks programming a universe? Even that would suffice. Slowly cataloguing every atom in the universe and tracking their spatial coordinates then iterating their position changes through time and calcing the interactions. My day to day would be nothing but math. Once every 100000 years I would make note of a completed structure. Every 100000^2 years I would make a prediction of the next "moment". At a pace Incomprehnsible to our mortal frame of reference these calcs would turn into living photographs of everything.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Moon. Lucid dreaming is amazing. The Chariot upside is definitely not worth the downside. Worst one in the list.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ZA WARUDO
      I create a human-like species but better

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Magician. It's all about understanding yourself, and you'll become a living god. The downside is irrelevant, just remove anything that would make you think about the bad shit. My first thought would be to remove trannies, futa, homosexual and ntr homosexuals. Then we'll see how things develop, but I'd probably get myself a harem of anime girls.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >have any intrusive thoughts
        >they happen
        The only way to prevent the magician from fricking you over is to never think

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Simply undo your intrusive thoughts afterwards

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even something as trivial as "I wonder what would happen if X" happens to cross your mind, it will happen.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I wonder what would happen if everyone died
              >Whoops, I now think about undoing that and never thinking that again

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >instantly think about reverting the intrusive thought
          Solved. You're not limited in any way, just turn the time back. And before you start posting about accidental suicide, just think of any afterlife once, believe it, and think about rezzing yourself when you end up there.
          Like I said, not an issue. You just do not understand the strength of the human mind.

          Actually, let's go further with it. Just think about removing the ability to think about suicide for a couple billion years.
          Or think of a confirmation system for every major change. Make a "save" at the moment you get the power and think about how, should you ever perish or suffer greatly, it'll just autoreload it. Imagine your power into a god-pc and never make a mistake, ever. Just imagine yourself having total control over the power.
          It's just a (You) problem, that's all.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I wonder what would happen if everyone died
            >Whoops, I now think about undoing that and never thinking that again

            >think about what it would be like if you never existed

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >save point autoreloads
              You're just angry you made a selection that doesn't give you god mode out of misguided fear and your own foolishness. Go be jealous somewhere else, before I think you out of existence.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek, cope moron Black person. You only need to hear, read, remember of anything external and you're fricked

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're the moronic one. Power is literally unlimited, you can imagine rules relating to it and they'll just happen. You can literally just imagine the downside gone and it will be. While at first you can be affected by someone just telling you to kys, that's specifically the reason to think about a couple of failsafes asap.
                You can be vulnerable for the first 5 minutes, yes, but that's a gamble I'm wiling to take if becoming a god is on the line. You can cope about stray thoughts as much as you want, but like I said these are a non-issue if you can control yourself for those first 5 minutes. Just be smarter next time, bro.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                what an elaborate way to say you're a Black person

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're just chimping out at this point. Just take the L and be on your way, you're not convincing anyone that you're smart.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the magician
      >think about never had negative thoughts
      >profit

      Or Pic the world, travel to another planets and clap alien ass

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is literally no downside to The Sun

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is literally no downside to justice

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is literally no downside to judgement

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is literally no downside to Strength

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is literally no downside to the world

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pick justice
      >just be a good person
      Wow that was easy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wheel of fortune seems neat
      strength is ok
      star, justice also doable

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do as you please, everything will go your way, regardless of your actions
      >Spread misery with every step you take
      Oh yeah, it's Wheel of Fortune time.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      “The World” is contradictory:
      >do whatever you want
      >except not really

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      World > Hermit > Wheel of fortune > Devil

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Empress
      Women aren't capable of love anyway.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The moon is just me already
      Though I'd have to choose temperance
      >Go into a psych ward
      >Find the cutest girls there
      >Heal them
      >Marry them
      >Live together in perfect mental health
      >Never use the powers again

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'd have to be an idiot to not go with Strength or The Star.
      >"Often" could be any range of time and the urges can be satiated by beating on objects like a punchbag, killing npcs/enemies in vidya, or simply behaving like a civilized person.
      >As people have mentioned, the "valuable" object in question can be anything from a dollar to having to give up on one of their favorite protein bars so now they have one less snack until they go grocery shopping for the week.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scythe

      My gut tells me the hermit. High priestess is cool too. I already kind of live wheel of fortune IRL

      Tough choice between flash forward and tachyon watch. I think I'd chose flash forward. Honorable mention to crazy luck.

      This the homie that goes "NUH UH I HAVE A SHIELD" at the playground when playing with somebody so they never lose

      2x lifespan, immunity, photographic memory, 2x charisma, appearance

      Godspeed soldier

      Experience points and save point

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Judgement 100%

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >get all judgements wrong
        >die an hour after getting the power

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Justice, there's literally no downside unless this is some kind of moral trap where if you start doing good things in order to be rewarded it counts as a bad thing. If that is the case I'll take the Hanged Man.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand how you could get Judgement's shtick wrong if you instantly know every good and bad thing they've ever done. If there was some ambiguity there then I could see the potential draw-back but as it is the only way you'd get it wrong is if you purposely don't judge them correctly for some reason.
      It's like having the entire answer sheet to a test and putting down the wrong answer for no reason.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    venom fangs all the way

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    do not choose wisely, choose with your dick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      fishnets

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the outfit, but 30 in general

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      5-70

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?t=3

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      80.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I deny all Black folk

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      White. And not on 3DPD.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      15

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    take your pick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      torque of vitality, why would anyone pick anything else?

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scythe of course, even if there is a HP cap of lets say 9999 you will end up doing WACKO MODE dps

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No (You)'s for seething men

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Volt hammer is the best
    >Barely weaker in dps than highest base dps weapons (glacial and scorch) before applying defense at 91 dmg
    >The highest base damage counteracts defense better than dps weapons and can potentially secure kills in less attacks
    >Lowering movement speed with shock is an op status, due to allowing kiting of close ranged enemies and by preventing long range enemies from escaping your range
    >Level 2 just makes it easier to abuse schocked and to farm shocked enemies
    >Level 3 is utterly busted, with shocked being a better version than the chilled+frozen combo, with it completely disabling enemy attacks, movement and allows full pierce damage for 3 seconds, cheesing any high defense enemies as well

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    poison is the same as burn
    why isnt poison dibilitating like slowing down attack speed or reducing all base stats by some kind of factor?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because poison does 105 damage per second

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    terrible soulless game design. low chance procs for very short durations are not fun or interesting

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scythe literally is the only weapon that will be able to fight the secret boss effectively. The instakill may or may not work, but the percentage health damage is the main draw.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Omniglot would be interesting since you would also learn any possible alien languages if they exist

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      useless invisibility has no downside for me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sterile bubble
      literal suicide pill. You're dead without your gut bacteria.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skeleton key, Morpheus Pendant, Omniglot are all S tier choices. Cheater's glasses is good too since Regis died 3 years ago.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not even gonna read the rest. I'd pick Omniglot for sure.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which way Gankeridya man?
    Choose only one

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      all of these are terrible

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just cause there isnt an option you can use to break reality to become god doesnt make them bad homosexual.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats exactly why its bad

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            What a boring homosexual you are
            >if I cant be God I dont want to play

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not here to play.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then why the frick are you here in a CYOA thread?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            This the homie that goes "NUH UH I HAVE A SHIELD" at the playground when playing with somebody so they never lose

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              O MY 7 PERKS

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              There is honestly too much here, I'd be happy with just the wallet

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Problem is the wallets just a worse version of the 1k a week perk.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                tbh I didn't even read the perks because stuff was getting so overpowered. I like the more subtle stuff like in

                which aren't just several forms of winning at life without effort.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              perks
              2 points in redesign appearance
              2 points in health/fitness
              2 points in lifespan
              1 point in immunity/regeneration
              I will not elaborate

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Journey
              >Appearance
              >Languages
              >Charisma
              I'm going back in time to save her, bros.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Godspeed soldier

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >save point
                >character creator

                >set save point
                >use character creator
                >reload when you get bored

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                what are the limits on race in character creator?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Woweee don't get your head chopped off

                Does it say there's a limit on any of those options in the character creator, it's a complete re-design of you video game style.

                Can I change or reassign stat points?

                No it doesn't say that.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can I turn into a non human race?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's open for interpretation honestly, it probably means human race but it's not specific enough to limit your imagination, it's just to change the way you look and nothing else.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Save point + extra life is just ridiculously overpowered (although waking up immediately from a death could easily just get you killed again unless you respawn at the save point specifically)

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can I change or reassign stat points?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              appearance x2
              charisma x2
              lifespan x2
              regen
              there will suddenly be a family of very successful orphans who disappear leaving their child behind (they're all me)

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Single choice "CYOA" are shit anyway, if there isn't a reality-breaking pick then why bother.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Feedback from Q&A literally lets you live in your personally designed paradise, why the frick would you take anything else.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              these are all too good and have no downsides. Q&A is absolutely insane.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              2x Lifespan, 1x Immunity, Q&A power. Easy. I'll just live in my own utopia where I don't even need money and I can shag any robo-bawd slave and slowly learn stuff/travel as I go, and If I get really bored of life I can just kill myself.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              2 x appearance
              2 x perfect memory
              2 x lifespan
              1 x immunity

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eldritch Nun sounds like the most fun time, though Undercover Demon reminds me of pic related.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't read, give me the scythe.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glacial Sword, no question. Freezing enemies is OP AF in pretty much every game where it's a thing.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What takes your fancy?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will get the crown and the hole so I can sleep eternally in the hole while wearing the crown

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fangs
    >schyte
    >titan sword
    They have half dps of the choices on left column. Why the frick would anyone ever pick them?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >schyte
      who the frick spells it like that, and how did you spell it wrong when you have the picture right in front of you?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If this thread is alive in a few hours, I'll do my best to calculate DPS

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scythe is the best against enemies with high HP.
      Unless they can heal, the scythe can kill anything in 50 hits at most, and most likely less since each curse is another 2% hp gone.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5 seconds
    >5 seconds
    >3 seconds
    >3 seconds
    >2 seconds
    >With those garbage chances to actually apply the debuff
    Who wrote this shit?

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Venom Fangs

    Volt hammer lvl 3 is great but mot the other two levels

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