The ONLY people that do that are losers who want desperately to be different and special and if you press them on it they will invariably say >uhhh uhm I don't even pay attention when I put it on there!!!
I don't wipe
Ever since my anorexic spell several years back, I just haven't had to. Shitting is really easy, is done in ten seconds, and there's never anything there even if i try to wipe
I took a massive shit like this outside between my old house and the neighbors like 10 years ago and that motherfricker thought there was a bear in the neighborhood
It doesn't matter if I wipe or use a bidet or straight up get a shower after each shit. The dense hair around my butthole is like a fricking sponge for all the disgusting shit juice and grease that stays behind. Every morning I outright fricking shampoo my ass hair and it's still all tough with fecal filth.
Backrollgays, explain yourselves.
Cats
Not an argument, my cat still manages to cover my toilet with TP if I let him inside unsupervised.
The ONLY people that do that are losers who want desperately to be different and special and if you press them on it they will invariably say
>uhhh uhm I don't even pay attention when I put it on there!!!
Backrolling gives i-frames
I don’t wipe
I use a bidet like a civilized person
don't you need to wipe off the water afterwards
>letting water splash your butthole because it reminds you of another man spitting on it
Yeah ok homosexual in not falling for the bidetjew
what kind of mental process is this?
You are a fricking homosexual, mate.
>read literally anything
>"man how can I turn this into something about gay sex"
Unironically get help.
>fingering your butthole with a thin paper because it reminds you of getting a mans finger in your ass
Ok homosexual
You're right. Just like you, I love thinking about gay sex.
You still need to wipe. Bidets don't clean everything.
Bidet to clean, paper to dry, homosexual.
I blow dry
The TPisraelite fears you
I'm dry
I don't use a bidet
I take a shower like a civilized person
You're walking around with a wet shitty ass
You still wipe when you own a bidet you literal shitty ass larper.
Roll placed on top of the tank
I don't shit or piss. Everything I consume is perfect down to the molecule so that nothing is wasted in any shape or form.
>t.
Jealous.
finally some Muslim representation in gaming
I have a tube up my ass that leads directly into the sewer system
I save so much on toilet paper
>trans flag
>colors are owned by homosexuals.
literally mindbroken.
Bidet enjoyer
The best option, of course.
WHERES TEAM "PUT THE NEW ROLL ON TOP OF THE HOLDER" ???
How do I unlock the best team?
>he doesn't know
How do I use them again?
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I don't wipe
Ever since my anorexic spell several years back, I just haven't had to. Shitting is really easy, is done in ten seconds, and there's never anything there even if i try to wipe
I took a massive shit like this outside between my old house and the neighbors like 10 years ago and that motherfricker thought there was a bear in the neighborhood
There arent any toilet rolls at my usual street
>whatever the frick this was, gone
>this still up
never change janny, never change
>post is deleted and not deleted at the same time
It doesn't matter if I wipe or use a bidet or straight up get a shower after each shit. The dense hair around my butthole is like a fricking sponge for all the disgusting shit juice and grease that stays behind. Every morning I outright fricking shampoo my ass hair and it's still all tough with fecal filth.
Just wax it already.
I don't wipe my ass obviously
I'm a cripple and can't reach my ass with my hands, so I'll go with team numero 3
If youre a backroll gay you need to publicly castrated
I don’t wipe, my wife uses her tongue
???
I just have a roll of toilet paper next to me when I'm on the shitter, on the floor
I bet the silverfish appreciate it lots.
Sideways roll that rests with the tube poiting vertically so I can just grab it and get the exact amount I want.
I use baby wipes now because my butthole is entirely hemorrhoids at this point
I use the shower phone to wash my ass with water and soap every time i shit. Then i dry it with a towel.