Christine Jesus Christ sonichu Ricardo Weston Chandler is back

Now that we know that it’s back on the internet, how long until schizophrenic social media posts start?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No.... I thought he didn't have access to a Playstation at the group...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he probably bought one with his tugboat

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously, but if he's in a group home I assumed he wouldn't be able to access a Playstation at a group home. Meaning he has to be in an apartment somewhere or something.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If it's an I/DD group home, they do let you have consoles. I work for a CDDP and get incident reports for one client who keeps breaking his consoles over CoD.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know he bought a Nintendo Switch from Walmart, but for this he’s probably just using the app all things considered. He was back on Pokémon Go as well under the username ChrisChanSchu82 but he seems to have deleted his account.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s probably using the app

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fairly certain there was a recent hearing involving Chris. I think there may have been some changes to his online access, maybe allowing him to play some vidya

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was never legally prohibited from being online. The hearing was just to see if he was abiding by the terms of the deferred disposition arrangement (most likely that he was living at a group home and not trying to frick with Barb, literally or figuratively, and not getting up to any other mischief). He probably earned limited online privileges for good behavior at the group home. Typically such places dole out privileges based on good behavior. It's also possible that he just got on McDonald's free wifi with his phone during one of their outings (he was seen on the app, not on an actual Playstation), so it's possible that the privilege he earned was access to a phone (he would still have to pay for it).

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh shit

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    5pb is cute but plutia always wins

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tranime avatar

    Of course.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank god I wasn't born with a low IQ Amerifat brain and can appreciate cute things.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    .

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is this "group"?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think hes referring to a halfway house
      its for "at risk" criminals and drug addicts, its basically prison but you can wear street clothes, have a job, and a little more freedom than the big house.
      im not a cwc expert tho

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, this is a group home for morons who can’t take care of themselves.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chris has been in a group home since March. He had a court date recently and the status of the case has been changed to "Resolved Order Pending." The details aren't clear because Virginia's courts aren't very transparent, but it seems Chris is officially free.

      That said, he hasn't really posted anything online besides this PSN status yet. No videos, no tweets. He's also deleted his Pokemon Go and Nintendo Switch accounts. It's not clear if this is because of the group home trying to restrict his Internet access or if Chris has finally learned that putting shit online won't end well.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        By "Prime" Chris means from the true, original universe, as opposed to an alternate universe.

        This terminology originates indirectly from DC Comics, where the real world is known as "Earth Prime" in the multiverse. Chris does not know this, though, and picked the term up from My Little Pony fanfiction.

        Get help. It's not good being this obsessed with someone who's mentally ill.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >chris learning anything
        Its 100% a handler or someone telling him to delete his online presence

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most likely yeah, they probably assigned him a younger social worker that actually knows how the internet functions

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Christ Chan Prime

    Why did they replace Optimus Prime with this literal who character in the new Transformers reboot?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      By "Prime" Chris means from the true, original universe, as opposed to an alternate universe.

      This terminology originates indirectly from DC Comics, where the real world is known as "Earth Prime" in the multiverse. Chris does not know this, though, and picked the term up from My Little Pony fanfiction.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >those males pretending to be woman
        I don't expect such an autist to see the irony but you know

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have no idea how to read any of this shit in order but I read
        >Those males pretending to be women...
        >I was, too.
        and then just fricking laughed

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >On the one hand, by my return to 2010, I'll have dodged many bullets; on the other, my love life is self.
        The love quest is finally over.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dimensional merge soon.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He needs to be locked up. Hes a legitimate danger to children and infirn women.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has been for a while, not sure why his out now he should be put into a care home with no internet access.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        last i heard some random person paid his way out

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      BUT DURING THE STONE AGE WHAT!?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        During the Stone Age you would have to tell a caveman twice because he stupid

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WELCOME BACK
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  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You expect me to blindly believe this is real because...?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    NO one cares

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    weird i was just watching the documentary. anyways, anyone find it weird that normies act like they could've "SAVED Chris Chan" but now he's LE MONSTER because he raped his mom? Just find the normies outlook on this guy kinda weird. first they hail him as a victim then a monster then an ally then a victim and back to a monster. they keep fricking pingponging between misunderstood and evil when really the dude is just a dude. a really weird messed up dude who his parents failed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Internet works in autism rules, everything must be black or white. There is no middle ground, you can't mob attack someone who is morally grey

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's just so fricking weird how they think like this. when i was in school the first thing they taught us that life wasn't just pure good and evil, what the frick are they teaching in school now? isn't like almost every anime now just PURE MUH UNDERSTANDING AND WORLD PEACE
        why the frick are people so weird about this shit.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >men, military, white people, America, Christianity = evil
          >third world, LGBTQP+, Ukraine, DNC, Marx = good
          This is what they teach kids now

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            But Ukraine IS good because it makes Putin seethe

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >schools owned by the United States government teach the United States government is evil

            It’s true the school standards are subject to political agendas, but it’s literally the opposite of what you think.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The way the US goverment works is that the US government is in a perpetual state of 'overthrowing the US government and making a new cooler government with sunglasses and skateboards'. Have you ever listened to people like nancy pelosi and maxime waters talk? They have been politicians for nearly 50 years and among the top 10 most important US politicians for nearly 20, and they still think they are part of the young California counterculture riding the wave of civil rights and free love.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what the frick are they teaching in school now?
          How to diddle kids

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just like laughing at the tard

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Geno normies don’t know that many, many people tried to save Chris, but the trolls screened his emails and social media. Any message containing good advice was usually deleted before Chris could see it. If Chris did see it, Kim would go “This guy’s a troll, don’t listen to him,” and that would be the end of that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most people only have a passing interaction, which due to the nature of it being so quick, is usually just passing judgment and moving on.
      >oh that's bad/good, how fortunate/unfortunate
      That's basically it. People communicate in emotions really, so all the time they spend on Chris is a very basic "supportive/sad/mad" trifecta of reactions. There's no in-between or an understanding of the continuous nature of his insanity.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in jail for like 3 years and still hasn't had a trial

    what the frick is up with america

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      1) He isn't in jail, he is in a group home as part of a deferred disposition arrangement.
      2) He was in jail for about two years because his lawyer was continually delaying the legal process to secure a group home who would accept him (most group homes do not accept residents who are sex criminals; because they are private institutions, they don't have to follow the legal definition of sex criminal, so it doesn't matter than Chris was never convicted).

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't goblinos have a right to a speedy trial?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, and he wasn't denied the right to a speedy trial. His lawyer was delaying the legal process, on his behalf. He had the right to have a quick trial that would have resulted in a ten year prison sentence, he chose not to go that route so that he wouldn't get convicted of anything at all.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they keep letting him have internet access despite the fact that cutting that would solve most of his problems

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    both people were bad even the people helping him. think of chris chan like an animal at the zoo. people are trying to lead him out of the cage and people are trying to provoke him to do something stupid so he can get shut down.

    just stop, look at him and that's it. take pictures if you must but LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE

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